Glee 1x17

1. So here's what happened on Glee:

2. Jesse left Vocal Adrenaline... I'm a star.

3. - You can learn from me. - ... so he could date Rachel, so now he's

4. - part of the Glee Club. - Great to have you here.

5. And they're the new power couple.

6. Previous power couples: Rachel and Finn...

7. I made us his and her relationship calendars.

8. - Oh. - ... also, Rachel and Puck.

9. - Want to make out? - Sure.

10. Will still has a crush on Emma...

11. I could just lean over and kiss you if I want to. And I want to.

12. But he hasn't divorced Terri yet, and he made out

13. with the coach of Vocal Adrenaline.

14. Most of the show choir directors I make out with are gay.

15. - And Sue? - Sloppy freak show babies!

16. Still just kind of angry about everything.

17. Who wants a piece of this? Huh?

18. And that's what you missed on Glee.

19. What's so funny?

20. You guys aren't watching the video of me falling

21. off stage at my first TinyTots beauty pageant, are you?

22. That was Carrot Top funny

23. compared to this comedic tour de force.

24. That's Olivia Newton-John's "Physical."

25. It was pretty groundbreaking subject matter at the time,

26. considering it's depiction of fluid sexuality.

27. Oh, my good... (laughter)

28. Wait, wait.

29. That's not Olivia Newton-John.

30. That's, that's Sue Sylvester.

31. Where did you get this?

32. I can tell you that I certainly did not

33. steal it from her locked file cabinet yesterday

34. when she sent me back to her office

35. to get her hormone replacement injection

36. during Cheerios! practice.

37. Wait,

38. did she just do the Cabbage Patch?

39. I'm posting this on YouTube.

40. No, no, wait, wait.

41. Do you think that's a good idea?

42. She might kill us.

43. Oh, let her get a taste of some of

44. the humiliation she put us through.

45. I'm with Finn.

46. You guys need to stop being such asses and start being bad-asses.

47. Ten bucks it goes viral by lunch.

48. Hey, Ms. Sylvester.

49. Let's get physical.

50. Not really my type, but I like that attitude.

51. Hey, Sue!

52. Let's get animal!

53. That Glee Club stole my private property and posted it online.

54. And as soon as I figure out

55. the difference between slander and libel,

56. I'm filing a lawsuit.

57. Sue, don't you think

58. you might be overstating this a little?

59. Will, I may buy a small diaper for your chin,

60. because it looks like a baby's ass.

61. That video has received over 170,000 comments.

62. I took the liberty of printing out a few.

63. "The man in this video looks like

64. the champion cheerleading coach Sue Sylvester."

65. That was particularly hurtful.

66. (clears throat) You know, Sue, there are a lot

67. of people at this school who dislike you.

68. My kids don't do stuff like this.

69. Is that so?

70. Exhibit B.

71. What's a "Glist"?

72. It's the "Glee List" William.

73. It's a weekly ranking of your Glee Club,

74. based on a hotness quotient of sexual promiscuity.

75. It was posted all over the school an hour ago.

76. Apparently, you get a point

77. for each act of perpetuated depravity.

78. What makes you think my kids did this?

79. This Glist was made on a library computer

80. using the pass code "gleeclub."

81. Your Glee Club is a petri dish of sexual depravity.

82. Sue's right, Will.

83. Why, only last year, a list was posted

84. ranking McKinley's ten ugliest Gingers.

85. And the perpetrator would have

86. been expelled had it not turned out

87. to be a member of the faculty!

88. I stand by that list.

89. William, this is serious.

90. I cannot have an environment that sexualizes children

91. and damages their self-esteem!

92. You know, a week ago, had I found a list

93. that so degraded the Glee Club, I would've been embarrassed

94. I was beaten to the punch.

95. But now I know the white-hot shame

96. of public rebuke... that pain is indescribable.

97. William, last year, at West Dayton High,

98. a photo circulated of

99. - school superintendent... - And what was he wearing?

100. - Women's lingerie. - And what was he riding?

101. - Pony! - And who was expelled?

102. The entire school!

103. The entire school was expelled, Will!

104. What does that have to do with me?

105. You must find out who made the Glist

106. and suspend them before they post another one,

107. or I'm holding the entire Glee Club responsible!

108. Are you serious?

109. Deadly serious!

110. I cannot have these shenanigans at this school!

111. He cannot have these shenanigans at this school!

112. Who did it?

113. This is serious.

114. Principal Figgins is threatening to disband the club.

115. Why are we playing this game?

116. We all know it was Puck.

117. Back off. I didn't do squat.

118. Then why is your girlfriend first on the Glist?

119. And why am I last?

120. Aside from the fact that I refused to put out for you.

121. Okay, enough! No one is accusing anyone of anything.

122. Puck, seriously, did you do it?

123. I said no.

124. I'm a delinquent, sure.

125. I like setting stuff on fire

126. and beating up people I don't know.

127. I own that. But I'm not a liar.

128. All right, here's the important point.

129. Between this and posting Coach Sylvester's

130. personal video on YouTube, you guys are getting

131. a pretty bad reputation.

132. Why is that a bad thing?

133. Maybe if we seem more dangerous,

134. people would stop flushing my glasses down the toilet.

135. Look, things are hard right now.

136. I get it. You're under a lot

137. of pressure with regionals coming up.

138. And I know that winning sectionals hasn't had

139. the positive effect on your popularity

140. that a lot of you thought it would.

141. But becoming what you despise is not the answer.

142. Man, this song is whack.

143. No, it's not.

144. It's a terrific song

145. on a long list of top hits that,

146. because of time or some bad press, has become a joke.

147. And, like you guys, it's time to start

148. rehabilitating its bad reputation.

149. The assignment for the week

150. is for all of you to find songs like this,

151. mine them for what works

152. and make them great again.

153. And then, hopefully,

154. can apply this musical lesson to your own lives.

155. This song should be arrested for the crime of sucking.

156. (laughter) Mm-hmm.

157. You want to bet?

158. (oohing, murmuring) Oh, no, he didn't.

159. Hit it.

160. Oh!

161. (whooping) Verse two!

162. Yo, man, let's get out of here.

163. Word to your mother.

164. This song is officially paroled!

165. Right, Jessie?

166. You got me?

167. This is not happening.

168. The cruel slow-motion laughter is just your imagination.

169. You're Sue Sylvester... legend.

170. They're not laughing at you

171. because of your "Physical" video.

172. Just calmly pour yourself a cup of joe and focus.

173. Wait, what's that smell?

174. Dear God, that's coffee.

175. It's usually masked by the smell of fear.

176. Sweet merciful Lord, this is happening!

177. You're being laughed at in slow motion

178. by a roomful of inferiors whom you used to terrify.

179. The name is Brenda.

180. Brenda Castle.

181. I just transferred from Fort Wayne.

182. I can't teach in Indiana anymore

183. 'cause I have some "drug problems"

184. that ended up involving some of my "shoot-ins."

185. (laughing): I saw your video.

186. And you, my friend, are an embarrassment.

187. And that's me talking!

188. I need to enlist the services of the A/V Club.

189. What did you have in mind?

190. My shame at appearing so low on the Glist has made me reevaluate

191. my image at this school and beyond.

192. I've now realized that in today's culture

193. of bad boy athletes and celebrity sex tapes,

194. a good reputation is no good at all.

195. Artie, you know how our Glee Club assignment was

196. to find a song with a bad reputation and rehabilitate it?

197. Well, mine is going to afford me

198. the worst reputation in this school.

199. Rachel Berry is going to get a little down and dirty.

200. I'm going to stop you.

201. You had me at "sex tape."

202. How can I help?

203. Hold onto your hat,

204. because Rachel Berry is going to become

205. (whispers): musically promiscuous.

206. because our free-falling reps have reached terminal velocity.

207. We are at Defcon One.

208. We're such zeros they didn't even bother

209. putting us on the Glist.

210. What does a C-lister do when their tiny star

211. is about to fall off Perez Hilton's radar screen?

212. They cause a scandal so extreme

213. they can no longer be ignored.

214. Um, excuse me.

215. Why is she here?

216. I've been here since first period.

217. I had a cold, and I took all my antibiotics

218. at the same time, and now I can't remember how to leave.

219. But I also don't know why I've only made fourth

220. on the Glist.

221. I've made out with, like, everyone in this school.

222. Girls, boys, Mr. Kidney the janitor.

223. I need to do

224. something to get into the top three.

225. - Fine, you're in. - In what?

226. We don't even have a plan.

227. What is the worst thing a student can do at this school?

228. Eat in the cafeteria?

229. No, be a disruption in the library.

230. And I'm not talking about

231. trying to check out a reference book.

232. Mm-mm.

233. I'm talking about full-on chaos...

234. including getting your Glee on in the stacks.

235. Genius.

236. I never really understood how hard it is to be laughed at.

237. Particularly in slow motion.

238. I try to make it seem

239. like nothing can touch me, but...

240. Boy...

241. Jean, I'm so sorry you ever felt that way.

242. I'm sorry I didn't protect you more.

243. Remember what we used to do, Sue?

244. Whenever I got sad,

245. we'd help at the animal shelter,

246. to give back.

247. Because there's always someone who's got it worse than you do.

248. (bell ringing) I'm a little confused.

249. I understand.

250. You're probably wondering, what exactly does Sue Sylvester mean

251. when she says, "I'm your new therapist"?

252. Well, let me explain.

253. As you may or may not know, I star in a little music video

254. that's been circulating around the web.

255. A video that has a tendency to induce

256. cruel, slow-motion laughter.

257. No, no, didn't... didn't know about that.

258. Well, this video

259. has inspired Sue Sylvester to start giving back.

260. I happen to have my Masters in counseling,

261. and when I heard that our school district's

262. one and only psychologist had committed suicide,

263. well, I decided to volunteer my services.

264. And they gave me your name.

265. I'd really like to help.

266. I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.

267. Ella, you're crippled by mental illness.

268. Your compulsions have estranged you

269. from your own feelings.

270. You nearly married a gym teacher who's more gravy than man.

271. And you're content to be repeatedly lied to

272. - by the man you purport to love. - I'm sorry?

273. I bribed Will Schuester's landlord

274. to slip baby monitors under his couch,

275. and under his bed.

276. Turns out he's been having make out sessions

277. with the coach from Vocal Adrenaline,

278. and sleepovers with that world-class banana magnet

279. - April Rhodes. - Oh, my God.

280. You need to make a bold move.

281. You suck.

282. Excuse me?

283. You take weird little strides when you walk,

284. as if you were raised in imperial Japan

285. and someone bound your feet.

286. You make a valid point.

287. Grow a pair. I'm insulting you.

288. You refuse to stand up for yourself,

289. you're so afraid of confrontation.

290. You're right.

291. If you want to get better,

292. you need to start communicating your feelings.

293. You need to let Will Schuester know how he's made you feel,

294. and in a public setting, so he can't escape,

295. and he won't manipulate you.

296. Trust me...

297. you need to let him have it.

298. Do you know that when we dated, the rest of the school

299. gave us a nickname?

300. Puckleberry.

301. That's humiliating.

302. The fact is that slumming it with me

303. actually improved your reputation.

304. It gave you a sense of humanity.

305. Wait... do you want to date again?

306. I was wondering why you invited me here.

307. As you know, I'm taken.

308. But I can be of some assistance.

309. Help me with my song for Glee Club. I might be

310. the last chance you have to salvage

311. what's left of your reputation, and stay in Glee.

312. Besides, you need a song

313. that going to help you express your inner pain.

314. So what song do you want to do for your assignment?

315. I've chosen David Geddes' fantastically terrible

316. '70s top ten hit... "Run Joey Run."

317. It's a story song.

318. So we get to play parts.

319. I'm going to play the role of the tragic heroine

320. who dies in the end,

321. à la Nicole Kidman in Moulin Rouge.

322. And you can be the hunky, heroic male lead.

323. Do I get to kill you?

324. Actually, my dad shoots me with a shotgun.

325. Do you think I made that Glist? Honestly.

326. Well, it does sound like something that you would do.

327. God, I'm so tired of people judging me

328. for a few mistakes I've made.

329. I try to be a good guy.

330. I go to school and I say, "Be cool, Puck. Be nice."

331. But by second period, I've got a fire extinguisher in my hands

332. and I'm spraying some dweeb with it

333. and I don't know how I got there.

334. I understand. Yeah.

335. I sit in Glee Club and I watch

336. a couple of imperfect performances

337. and a litany of criticisms just start building up inside of me like a volcano

338. and I keep telling myself to hold it in

339. and then it just comes bursting out.

340. Granted, generally I'm right,

341. but doesn't do much for my reputation.

342. It does suck when you do that.

343. So, uh, how do you think we can get people to see us differently?

344. I don't know.

345. I can't... I can't do this.

346. You know, whoever made that Glist is going to put you at number one

347. when they find out you cheated on that Jessie kid with me.

348. Besides, Jessie will never fully understand what it means to be a Jew.

349. No, uh...

350. I'm ironically turned on by your bad boy image,

351. but I think we should just keep this professional.

352. All right, I'm out.

353. Why should I stay if there's no chance of us making out?

354. Noah, please come and sit down and let's work on the project.

355. Okay, it'll help us both.

356. I promise.

357. - (bell rings) - I don't think I can do this.

358. Are you sure this is a good idea?

359. Stop thinking about him and do it for yourself.

360. Okay, let's do this.

361. Nah, can't go in the teacher's lounge.

362. Lots of cruel, slow-motion laughter going on in there.

363. Well, look who it is.

364. I thought I smelled a laughingstock.

365. Don't start with me Castle, or I will kick you square in the taco.

366. It's a date.

367. That's just a typical Saturday night in the Castle condo.

368. - I think it's mornings... - Yeah.

369. Go get 'em.

370. Some days you...

371. That's okay.

372. Excuse me.

373. Oh, hey, Em, can you just give us a sec?

374. Actually no.

375. Will, I can't give you a sec.

376. You're just going to have to reschedule

377. your heavy petting session with Mrs. Carlisle for a later time.

378. Emma!

379. I beg your pardon?

380. I was just telling Mr. Schuester

381. about how my husband recently died.

382. Wow.

383. Getting them fresh off the rebound now, aren't you?

384. Amazing. Nobody's safe. Nobody is safe.

385. - Emma, can I talk to you in private? - No, you can't.

386. Will, we're going to talk about this here and now,

387. because I have absolutely nothing to hide.

388. Actually, did you know I was seeing a therapist?

389. Do you know that? Did you know I've been trying

390. to work through my OCD so I could be with you?

391. Will, do you think that's fun for me?

392. It's not fun; it's absolutely humiliating.

393. And come to find out you've been fooling around

394. with some woman named Shelby,

395. and you slept with April Rhodes.

396. How did you find out about that?

397. You're not denying it.

398. Wow, okay.

399. See, I thought we were trying to work through this.

400. I thought when you said you were trying to figure out things

401. on your own, I thought you meant that.

402. I'm not going to stand for this anymore.

403. I'm not. I'm putting my foot down,

404. and I am finally sticking up for myself.

405. You're a slut, Will.

406. You're a slut.

407. You're a slut, you're a slut, you're a slut.

408. Everybody should know that.

409. And you should know that I'm through with you.

410. I'm very sorry for your loss.

411. Looks like we got a full house, y'all.

412. I'm kind of getting cold feet here.

413. Can you even feel your feet?

414. Shh!

415. Team, listen up.

416. If we pull this off, we will be legends at this school.

417. We'll rocket up the Glist.

418. We will be top-five, easy.

419. Artie, pump up the jam.

420. It's about to go down.

421. You can't touch this.

422. Here it comes.

423. That was very cute.

424. I'm gonna talk to my pastor

425. and see if I can't get you kids to perform that

426. for our Sunday service.

427. Look, I don't like doing this any more than you do,

428. but if I don't find out who made that Glist

429. and stop another one from being published,

430. the whole Glee Club's going down.

431. And I can't let that happen.

432. Look, I know I've been kind of angry lately,

433. and sometimes I kick over chairs and stuff, but I didn't do it.

434. All the pieces fit, Finn. You have a very big axe to grind

435. with several people on that Glist.

436. Quinn broke your heart, Puck betrayed your friendship,

437. you're dealing with Kurt's dad dating your mom,

438. and I happen to know you've had your ups and downs

439. with Santana and Brittany...

440. I have nothing against Santana, and I like Brittany.

441. Quinn's the one who has a beef with them.

442. Well, there are an awful lot of Cheerios! on that Glist.

443. Isn't it true that you still feel like

444. an outcast in that group?

445. I don't know what you're talking about.

446. I like being a Cheerio.

447. And why does everyone just assume I'm angry all the time?

448. It's called being sassy, Mr. Shue.

449. It's simple math, Mr. Shue.

450. The Glists are posted at a height of five and a half feet,

451. comfortably out of my reach. It could not have been me.

452. And I have it on good word that...

453. - I saw Puck putting up the Glist in the hallway. - I was moving it!

454. Somebody put it up on Rachel's locker, so I moved it.

455. I was being a man, doing the right thing.

456. Puck, at some point, the lies are going to stop,

457. and you're going to start to sing.

458. If I did it, why would I put myself at number three?

459. As far as bad-asses go, I'm number wha.

460. I'll say it again, I didn't do it!

461. I don't know how to turn on a computer.

462. Rachel did it.

463. Think about it: I stole the guy

464. she's in love with, then I stole the guy she dated

465. to get over the guy she's in love with.

466. - And I'm kind of a bitch to her. - Just doesn't seem like Rachel.

467. She's gone behind your back before.

468. And I mean, who's to say that there's only one culprit?

469. Look, I know you know something!

470. So we're not leaving here until I get some answers.

471. Mr. Schuester, may I be blunt?

472. Shoot.

473. Ever since you separated from your wife,

474. you've spent a lot of late nights

475. watching reruns of Law and Order, haven't you?

476. Hmm. Thought so.

477. And no, I didn't make the Glist.

478. Right.

479. We're as menacing as Muppet Babies.

480. Which means our squeaky-clean reputations

481. are still very much intact.

482. We have to do what we've been dreading,

483. something more terrifying than Rachel's personality...

484. We have to go to Sylvester

485. and admit that we posted the Physical video.

486. But we'll get suspended.

487. And it will be worth it.

488. Finally the entire student body

489. will see us as bad-asses.

490. Dear Journal, I don't know how much longer

491. I can take the humiliation.

492. The video has just surpassed three million hits.

493. Is my misery some kind of karmic retribution

494. for the way I've treated people?

495. You're go for Sue.

496. Hello? Sue?

497. It's Olivia Newton-John, star of Grease...

498. the most successful movie musical of all time.

499. Nice try. And that's a ridiculous accent.

500. Uh...

501. Journal, I've learned my lesson.

502. Sue Sylvester's gotta start playing nice full-time.

503. Hi! Uh, we must have been cut off.

504. It's Olivia Newton-John.

505. I released a record seven-consecutive

506. number one singles.

507. Sing something.

508. That song was the best-selling

509. record of the '80s.

510. Listen, Sue, I'm headed for a ribbon-cutting ceremony

511. at a sanctuary for orphaned koalas,

512. but I heard my daughter Chloe laughing at something

513. on the Internet the other day,

514. and I saw your video.

515. And I just have to ask,

516. whatever would possess a person

517. to do something like that?

518. Well, I gotta tell you, Olivia,

519. that video was never meant for public consumption.

520. Some people enjoy videotaping themselves

521. being intimate with a partner.

522. I happen to enjoy revisiting the impeccable form

523. of my various jazzercise routines.

524. Well, it got me thinking.

525. You know, that song was the biggest hit of my career.

526. "Physical" spent ten weeks at number one.

527. It's a classic.

528. I agree.

529. Unfortunately, I botched the video, which,

530. by the way, was one of the first music videos ever.

531. But I filled it with obese guys in spandex,

532. and it went over the top, and the song went with it.

533. But I saw your YouTube video, Sue,

534. and I realized that now is the time

535. to save it... and possibly you.

536. I'll be in Ohio tomorrow chairing

537. a benefit for Save the Rainforests at King's Island.

538. I don't understand.

539. Hey, man-whore.

540. - Will Schuester? - Yeah.

541. I'm Brenda Castle.

542. I'm the new astronomy teacher and badminton coach.

543. I also happen to be an alcoholic,

544. and... I like pills.

545. I hear that's just your type.

546. Let's go in this classroom and pork!

547. No.

548. I am praying for you, William.

549. We've all heard about your gallivanting!

550. But nothing happened!

551. Maybe that's not what matters, Will.

552. You broke the heart of somebody

553. who doesn't let people get close to her.

554. I didn't mean to hurt anybody.

555. You probably didn't mean to hurt me, either,

556. but lately I've been feeding my feelings to the tune

557. of 6,000 calories a day.

558. Slut.

559. Remember... if Sylvester hits you in the face

560. after you cop to posting the video,

561. don't scream like a woman.

562. You're so brave for doing this, Kurt.

563. I know. Thank you.

564. Oh, my God...

565. Coach Sylvester, can I have just a minute of your time?

566. What do you want, ladyface?

567. You're aware a tape was leaked

568. onto the Internet, causing you to become

569. a national laughingstock?

570. We stole the tape from your syringe-and-pill drawer.

571. We posted it online.

572. We'll accept whatever punishment you see fit.

573. So it was you.

574. I can't thank you enough.

575. She wasn't angry at all.

576. It was weird.

577. Maybe the comments online have gotten

578. so mean, people have started to feel sorry for her.

579. She's finally getting some sympathy,

580. so she's in a forgiving mood.

581. Wait a second.

582. Take a look at this.

583. Isn't that...?

584. Whew!

585. - Yeah. - Again, again, again, again, Again, again, again, again!

586. - Yeah. - I need to learn to do this verse.

587. - All day. - All righty.

588. All right, guys, listen up.

589. Another week has almost passed.

590. If a list goes up again later today,

591. this issue is out of my hands,

592. and it becomes Principal Figgins' jurisdiction.

593. Seriously, Mr. Shue, whoever made that list

594. is not gonna come forward.

595. We might as well just bend over

596. and take whatever's coming.

597. Fine.

598. Okay.

599. Well, then, uh, let's get to it.

600. Rachel, how about you show us your bad reputation project?

601. I'd like to say a few words first.

602. Though I understand that a motion picture

603. should stand on its own,

604. I do realize that some of you are not well-versed

605. in the complex vocabulary of the filmic arts.

606. I expect that this video will go over some of the heads

607. of our less-cultured teammates.

608. So let me just say I hope you enjoy

609. my "Bad Reputation."

610. Lights. Okay, go.

611. Well, why don't we just, um, take a moment

612. to really absorb what we've just watched.

613. - This is garbage! - Finn!

614. No, he's right. First of all, I need to trust

615. my instincts more because I had a feeling

616. when we were shooting that, that it was not going to be good.

617. Why didn't you tell me they were in this, too?

618. I thought you and I were going out.

619. Being triple-cast with two other guys

620. to play opposite your girlfriend?

621. It's mortifying.

622. It was an artistic statement.

623. No. it wasn't! It was you

624. trying to look like

625. you had a bunch of guys fighting over you

626. so you could stop looking like some kind

627. of outcast and be seen

628. as some hot slutty girl singer!

629. How could you do this to me;

630. to all us guys?

631. Is your stupid reputation more important

632. than your relationships?

633. Jessie, wait!

634. I saw your video, Sue! You were fabulous!

635. You know, I have

636. to thank you, Jean.

637. You always know exactly what to say to me

638. when I lose my way.

639. Turns out all I needed was an attitude change.

640. I forgot how good it feels to give back.

641. I've spent so much time worrying

642. about what other people thought about me,

643. when there's really only one person in the world

644. I want to impress.

645. Who?

646. Who? You, silly.

647. So, yesterday, I walked

648. back into that teachers' lounge,

649. and I calmly informed them of my unlikely skyrocket

650. to showbiz fame, and very gently

651. told them all I just didn't care what they thought about me.

652. What's that? Oh, look.

653. Sue Sylvester is a top 700 recording artist, people!

654. Who's laughing now, huh?

655. Now, since Olivia is giving

656. her cut of the proceeds to injured manatees,

657. I've decided to give

658. all of my profits to this nursing home.

659. It's not going to be much.

660. Olivia totally screwed me in negotiations.

661. I won't be working

662. with her again, but it should be enough

663. for a couple of benches out back for the summer.

664. Maybe a little vegetable garden for you to putter around in.

665. That'd be nice.

666. Yeah.

667. Now, after all these years, how is it

668. that you still know so much more about everything than I do?

669. I'm the smart one.

670. You got the looks, too.

671. How is that fair?

672. Ah, thank you.

673. (laughs) Let's say we crack open a book, huh?

674. Okay.

675. See that... the two little bears?

676. That's you and I. That's right.

677. I'm the big one, right? And I'm the small one.

678. Yeah, you're the tiny one.

679. And what does that say?

680. "I always love you."

681. "And I will always love you."

682. (knocks gently) Hey.

683. Uh, these are for you.

684. They're lovely.

685. Thank you.

686. Um... I... I messed up, Emma.

687. I think, in all of this

688. (inhales deeply) "discovering who I am" business,

689. I took a couple of wrong turns.

690. And I get how those detours

691. might have hurt you.

692. But now I know that that's not who I am

693. or who I want to be.

694. I know what's supposed to happen now.

695. I'm supposed to smile

696. and be impressed by how in touch you are with your feelings

697. and moon over the fact that you care about me so much,

698. but, um...

699. I can't.

700. But, Emily, th... this is... this is killing me.

701. I just...

702. I want you to look at me the way you used to.

703. I can't. (clears throat)

704. But you know what, that's a good thing.

705. Really, if this relationship is ever going to work

706. between the two of us, we have to start

707. seeing each other for who we really are.

708. Thank you for the flowers.

709. I know you're behind the Glist.

710. You have no proof. I can't believe

711. that you're going to pin this on me. I'll be expelled.

712. I mean, it makes sense.

713. Everything else has been taken from me...

714. my popularity, my body.

715. Might as well throw away my education.

716. You know when I realized that you did it?

717. The moment I felt what it was like

718. to walk in your shoes.

719. I mean, it takes years to build a good reputation,

720. but only seconds to destroy it.

721. Couple bad choices, and you go from the top

722. to the bottom.

723. You have lost so much, Quinn.

724. Which means you had the most to gain from the Glist.

725. I never meant to hurt anybody.

726. I... I was captain of the cheerleading squad,

727. president of the Celibacy Club.

728. I had Finn.

729. People would part like the Red Sea when I walked

730. down the hallway.

731. Now I'm invisible.

732. And you think being seen as a cheap tramp is better?

733. A bad reputation is better than no reputation at all.

734. Look, I know that high school feels

735. like your whole life right now,

736. but it's going to end.

737. You're going to give that baby to a family

738. who really wants it, who's going to love it,

739. and then you are going to go on to do amazing things, Quinn.

740. You really think that I can get it all back one day?

741. No.

742. I think you can get something even better.

743. I mean, come on. You're Quinn Fabray, right?

744. I mean, those people didn't part

745. when you walked down the halls;

746. you moved them with your attitude.

747. Thanks, Mr. Shue.

748. You're a really good teacher...

749. even if everybody is calling you a man-whore.

750. You wanted to see me, William?

751. I trust you have come up

752. with the perpetrators of the Glist.

753. I, um... I grilled

754. every single one of my students,

755. and, uh... no one.

756. No one copped to making the Glist.

757. They all closed ranks and wouldn't rat out who did it.

758. That's poppycock, Will.

759. I will not let this school be held hostage

760. by juvenile shenanigans.

761. I know, but... I mean, your point has been made.

762. The Glists have stopped.

763. I think we should just

764. call this a victory and move on.

765. Fine.

766. I'm still praying for you, Will.

767. Thank you.

768. Hi.

769. Are you still mad at me?

770. You know, before I transferred here

771. to make you my girlfriend, I asked around about you,

772. found out your rep, what kind of girl you were.

773. - What did they say? - Most of them

774. had no idea who you were.

775. The ones that did said you

776. were kind of sneaky hot, but that that quality

777. was canceled out by a compulsive need to be right

778. and a strange affinity

779. for sweaters with animals on them.

780. The most interesting part was...

781. that, even though no one particularly liked you,

782. they all said you were a person who could be trusted.

783. I still am.

784. I have this pathological need to be popular, okay?

785. I... I just want people to think I'm cool so bad sometimes

786. that it just clouds my judgment. Okay?

787. As a fellow star in the making, I'm...

788. I'm sure you can understand that.

789. On that level, sure.

790. But as the guy who gave up everything

791. to be your one and only, I just can't see past this.

792. I should have been enough for you, Rachel.

793. I knew you'd break my heart.

794. Well, that's the funny thing about reputations.

795. Everyone thinks I'm the big heartbreaker,

796. but the fact of the matter is...

797. you broke mine first.

798. Do me a favor.

799. If we end up next to each other

800. on the bar at Ballet Club this week,

801. just do your arabesques and piqués in silence.

802. Don't talk to me.