1. So here's what happened
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2. Jesse left Vocal Adrenaline...
I'm a star.
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3. - You can learn from me.
- ... so he could date Rachel, so now he's
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4. - part of the Glee Club.
- Great to have you here.
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5. And they're
the new power couple.
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6. Previous power couples:
Rachel and Finn...
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7. I made us his and her
relationship calendars.
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8. - Oh.
- ... also, Rachel and Puck.
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9. - Want to make out?
- Sure.
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10. Will still
has a crush on Emma...
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11. I could just lean over and kiss
you if I want to. And I want to.
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12. But he hasn't divorced
Terri yet, and he made out
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13. with the coach
of Vocal Adrenaline.
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14. Most of the show choir directors
I make out with are gay.
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15. - And Sue?
- Sloppy freak show babies!
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16. Still just kind of
angry about everything.
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17. Who wants a piece of this? Huh?
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18. And that's what
you missed on Glee.
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19. What's so funny?
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20. You guys aren't watching
the video of me falling
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beauty pageant, are you?
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22. That was Carrot Top funny
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23. compared to this comedic
tour de force.
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24. That's Olivia
Newton-John's "Physical."
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25. It was pretty groundbreaking
subject matter at the time,
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26. considering it's depiction
of fluid sexuality.
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27. Oh, my good... (laughter)
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28. Wait, wait.
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29. That's not Olivia Newton-John.
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30. That's, that's
Sue Sylvester.
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31. Where did you get this?
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32. I can tell you
that I certainly did not
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33. steal it from her locked
file cabinet yesterday
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34. when she sent me
back to her office
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35. to get her hormone
replacement injection
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36. during Cheerios! practice.
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37. Wait,
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38. did she just do
the Cabbage Patch?
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39. I'm posting this
on YouTube.
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40. No, no, wait, wait.
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41. Do you think
that's a good idea?
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42. She might kill us.
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43. Oh, let her get a
taste of some of
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44. the humiliation
she put us through.
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45. I'm with Finn.
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46. You guys need to stop being such
asses and start being bad-asses.
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47. Ten bucks it goes
viral by lunch.
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48. Hey, Ms. Sylvester.
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49. Let's get physical.
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50. Not really my type,
but I like that attitude.
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51. Hey, Sue!
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52. Let's get animal!
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53. That Glee Club stole my private
property and posted it online.
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54. And as soon as I figure out
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55. the difference between
slander and libel,
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56. I'm filing a lawsuit.
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57. Sue, don't you think
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58. you might be
overstating this a little?
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59. Will, I may buy
a small diaper for your chin,
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60. because it looks like
a baby's ass.
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61. That video has received
over 170,000 comments.
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62. I took the liberty of
printing out a few.
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63. "The man in this video
looks like
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64. the champion cheerleading coach
Sue Sylvester."
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65. That was particularly hurtful.
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66. (clears throat)
You know, Sue, there are a lot
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67. of people at this school
who dislike you.
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68. My kids don't do
stuff like this.
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69. Is that so?
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70. Exhibit B.
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71. What's a "Glist"?
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72. It's the "Glee List" William.
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73. It's a weekly ranking
of your Glee Club,
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74. based on a hotness quotient
of sexual promiscuity.
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75. It was posted all over
the school an hour ago.
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76. Apparently, you get a point
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77. for each act of
perpetuated depravity.
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78. What makes you think
my kids did this?
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79. This Glist was made
on a library computer
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80. using the pass code "gleeclub."
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81. Your Glee Club is a petri dish
of sexual depravity.
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82. Sue's right, Will.
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83. Why, only last year,
a list was posted
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84. ranking McKinley's
ten ugliest Gingers.
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85. And the perpetrator
would have
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86. been expelled
had it not turned out
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87. to be a member of the faculty!
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88. I stand by that list.
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89. William, this is serious.
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90. I cannot have an environment
that sexualizes children
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91. and damages their self-esteem!
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92. You know, a week ago,
had I found a list
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93. that so degraded the Glee Club,
I would've been embarrassed
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94. I was beaten to the punch.
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95. But now I know the
white-hot shame
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96. of public rebuke...
that pain is indescribable.
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97. William, last year,
at West Dayton High,
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98. a photo circulated of
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99. - school superintendent...
- And what was he wearing?
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100. - Women's lingerie.
- And what was he riding?
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101. - Pony!
- And who was expelled?
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102. The entire school!
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103. The entire school
was expelled, Will!
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104. What does that
have to do with me?
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105. You must find out
who made the Glist
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106. and suspend them before
they post another one,
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107. or I'm holding the entire
Glee Club responsible!
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108. Are you serious?
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109. Deadly serious!
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110. I cannot have these
shenanigans at this school!
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111. He cannot have these
shenanigans at this school!
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112. Who did it?
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113. This is serious.
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114. Principal Figgins is threatening
to disband the club.
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115. Why are we playing this game?
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116. We all know it was Puck.
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117. Back off.
I didn't do squat.
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118. Then why is your girlfriend
first on the Glist?
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119. And why am I last?
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120. Aside from the fact that I
refused to put out for you.
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121. Okay, enough! No one is
accusing anyone of anything.
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122. Puck, seriously,
did you do it?
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123. I said no.
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124. I'm a delinquent, sure.
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125. I like setting
stuff on fire
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126. and beating up
people I don't know.
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127. I own that.
But I'm not a liar.
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128. All right, here's
the important point.
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129. Between this and posting
Coach Sylvester's
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130. personal video on YouTube,
you guys are getting
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131. a pretty bad
reputation.
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132. Why is that a bad thing?
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133. Maybe if we seem more dangerous,
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134. people would stop flushing
my glasses down the toilet.
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135. Look, things are
hard right now.
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136. I get it.
You're under a lot
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with regionals coming up.
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138. And I know that winning
sectionals hasn't had
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139. the positive effect
on your popularity
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140. that a lot of you
thought it would.
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141. But becoming what you despise
is not the answer.
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142. Man, this song is whack.
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143. No, it's not.
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144. It's a terrific song
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145. on a long list
of top hits that,
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146. because of time or some
bad press, has become a joke.
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147. And, like you guys,
it's time to start
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148. rehabilitating
its bad reputation.
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149. The assignment
for the week
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150. is for all of you
to find songs like this,
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151. mine them for what works
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152. and make them great again.
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153. And then, hopefully,
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154. can apply this musical lesson
to your own lives.
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155. This song should be arrested
for the crime of sucking.
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156. (laughter)
Mm-hmm.
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157. You want to bet?
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158. (oohing, murmuring)
Oh, no, he didn't.
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159. Hit it.
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160. Oh!
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161. (whooping)
Verse two!
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162. Yo, man, let's get out of here.
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163. Word to your mother.
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164. This song is officially paroled!
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165. Right, Jessie?
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166. You got me?
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167. This is not happening.
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168. The cruel slow-motion laughter
is just your imagination.
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169. You're Sue Sylvester... legend.
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170. They're not laughing at you
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171. because of
your "Physical" video.
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172. Just calmly pour yourself
a cup of joe and focus.
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173. Wait, what's that smell?
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174. Dear God, that's coffee.
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175. It's usually masked
by the smell of fear.
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176. Sweet merciful Lord,
this is happening!
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177. You're being laughed at
in slow motion
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178. by a roomful of inferiors
whom you used to terrify.
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179. The name is Brenda.
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180. Brenda Castle.
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181. I just transferred
from Fort Wayne.
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182. I can't teach in
Indiana anymore
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183. 'cause I have some
"drug problems"
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184. that ended up involving
some of my "shoot-ins."
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185. (laughing):
I saw your video.
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186. And you, my friend,
are an embarrassment.
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187. And that's me talking!
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188. I need to enlist the
services of the A/V Club.
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189. What did you
have in mind?
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190. My shame at appearing so low on
the Glist has made me reevaluate
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191. my image at this school
and beyond.
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192. I've now realized
that in today's culture
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and celebrity sex tapes,
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194. a good reputation
is no good at all.
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195. Artie, you know how our
Glee Club assignment was
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196. to find a song with a bad
reputation and rehabilitate it?
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197. Well, mine is going to afford me
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198. the worst reputation
in this school.
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199. Rachel Berry is going to get
a little down and dirty.
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200. I'm going to stop you.
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201. You had me at "sex tape."
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202. How can I help?
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203. Hold onto your hat,
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204. because Rachel Berry
is going to become
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205. (whispers):
musically promiscuous.
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206. because our free-falling reps
have reached terminal velocity.
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207. We are at Defcon One.
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208. We're such zeros they
didn't even bother
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209. putting us on
the Glist.
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210. What does a C-lister do
when their tiny star
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211. is about to fall off Perez
Hilton's radar screen?
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212. They cause a
scandal so extreme
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213. they can no longer
be ignored.
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214. Um, excuse me.
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215. Why is she here?
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216. I've been here
since first period.
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217. I had a cold, and I
took all my antibiotics
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218. at the same time, and now
I can't remember how to leave.
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219. But I also don't know why
I've only made fourth
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220. on the Glist.
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221. I've made out with, like,
everyone in this school.
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222. Girls, boys,
Mr. Kidney the janitor.
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223. I need to do
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224. something to get into
the top three.
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225. - Fine, you're in.
- In what?
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226. We don't even
have a plan.
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227. What is the worst thing
a student can do at this school?
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228. Eat in the cafeteria?
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229. No, be a disruption
in the library.
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230. And I'm not
talking about
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231. trying to check out
a reference book.
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232. Mm-mm.
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233. I'm talking about
full-on chaos...
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234. including getting
your Glee on in the stacks.
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235. Genius.
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236. I never really understood
how hard it is to be laughed at.
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237. Particularly in slow motion.
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238. I try to make it seem
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can touch me, but...
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240. Boy...
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241. Jean, I'm so sorry you
ever felt that way.
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242. I'm sorry I didn't
protect you more.
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243. Remember what we used
to do, Sue?
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247. Because there's always someone
who's got it worse than you do.
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I'm a little confused.
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250. You're probably wondering, what
exactly does Sue Sylvester mean
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"I'm your new therapist"?
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252. Well, let me explain.
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253. As you may or may not know, I
star in a little music video
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around the web.
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a tendency to induce
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257. No, no, didn't...
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259. has inspired Sue Sylvester
to start giving back.
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in counseling,
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our school district's
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had committed suicide,
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my services.
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264. And they gave
me your name.
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265. I'd really like to help.
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266. I don't know how I'm supposed
to feel about this.
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267. Ella, you're crippled
by mental illness.
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268. Your compulsions
have estranged you
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270. You nearly married a gym teacher
who's more gravy than man.
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to be repeatedly lied to
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272. - by the man you purport to love.
- I'm sorry?
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273. I bribed
Will Schuester's landlord
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274. to slip baby monitors
under his couch,
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276. Turns out he's been having
make out sessions
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277. with the coach from
Vocal Adrenaline,
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278. and sleepovers with that
world-class banana magnet
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279. - April Rhodes.
- Oh, my God.
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280. You need to make a bold move.
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281. You suck.
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282. Excuse me?
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283. You take weird little strides
when you walk,
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284. as if you were raised
in imperial Japan
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287. Grow a pair.
I'm insulting you.
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288. You refuse to stand up
for yourself,
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of confrontation.
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290. You're right.
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291. If you want to get better,
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292. you need to start communicating
your feelings.
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293. You need to let Will Schuester
know how he's made you feel,
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294. and in a public setting,
so he can't escape,
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295. and he won't
manipulate you.
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296. Trust me...
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297. you need to let him have it.
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298. Do you know that when we dated,
the rest of the school
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300. Puckleberry.
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301. That's humiliating.
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302. The fact is that
slumming it with me
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your reputation.
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304. It gave you a sense of humanity.
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to date again?
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you invited me here.
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308. But I can be of
some assistance.
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Glee Club. I might be
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310. the last chance
you have to salvage
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311. what's left of your reputation,
and stay in Glee.
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312. Besides, you need a song
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313. that going to help you
express your inner pain.
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314. So what song do you want to do
for your assignment?
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315. I've chosen David Geddes'
fantastically terrible
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316. '70s top ten hit...
"Run Joey Run."
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317. It's a story song.
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318. So we get to play parts.
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319. I'm going to play the role
of the tragic heroine
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321. à la Nicole Kidman
in Moulin Rouge.
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322. And you can be the
hunky, heroic male lead.
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323. Do I get to kill you?
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324. Actually, my dad shoots
me with a shotgun.
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325. Do you think I made
that Glist? Honestly.
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326. Well, it does sound like
something that you would do.
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judging me
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329. I try to be
a good guy.
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330. I go to school and I say,
"Be cool, Puck. Be nice."
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a fire extinguisher in my hands
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some dweeb with it
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how I got there.
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and I watch
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performances
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337. and a litany of criticisms just start
building up inside of me like a volcano
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to hold it in
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comes bursting out.
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340. Granted, generally
I'm right,
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for my reputation.
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342. It does suck when you do that.
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is going to put you at number one
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on that Jessie kid with me.
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348. Besides, Jessie will never fully
understand what it means to be a Jew.
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by your bad boy image,
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353. Why should I stay if there's
no chance of us making out?
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357. - (bell rings)
- I don't think I can do this.
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and do it for yourself.
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361. Nah, can't go in
the teacher's lounge.
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362. Lots of cruel, slow-motion
laughter going on in there.
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363. Well, look who it is.
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364. I thought I smelled
a laughingstock.
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365. Don't start with me Castle,
or I will kick you square in the taco.
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366. It's a date.
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367. That's just a typical Saturday
night in the Castle condo.
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368. - I think it's mornings...
- Yeah.
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370. Some days you...
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371. That's okay.
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372. Excuse me.
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373. Oh, hey, Em, can you
just give us a sec?
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375. Will, I can't give you a sec.
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to have to reschedule
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Mrs. Carlisle for a later time.
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Mr. Schuester
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381. about how my husband
recently died.
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383. Getting them fresh off the
rebound now, aren't you?
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384. Amazing. Nobody's safe.
Nobody is safe.
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- No, you can't.
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about this here and now,
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nothing to hide.
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I was seeing a therapist?
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know I've been trying
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so I could be with you?
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that's fun for me?
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392. It's not fun; it's
absolutely humiliating.
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you've been fooling around
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named Shelby,
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with April Rhodes.
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396. How did you find out
about that?
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398. Wow, okay.
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399. See, I thought we were trying
to work through this.
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were trying to figure out things
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you meant that.
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402. I'm not going to stand
for this anymore.
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403. I'm not. I'm putting
my foot down,
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404. and I am finally
sticking up for myself.
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405. You're a slut, Will.
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406. You're a slut.
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407. You're a slut, you're a slut,
you're a slut.
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408. Everybody should know that.
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409. And you should know that
I'm through with you.
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410. I'm very sorry for your loss.
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411. Looks like we got
a full house, y'all.
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412. I'm kind of getting
cold feet here.
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feel your feet?
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414. Shh!
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415. Team, listen up.
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416. If we pull this off, we will be
legends at this school.
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417. We'll rocket
up the Glist.
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418. We will be top-five, easy.
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419. Artie, pump up the jam.
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421. You can't touch this.
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you kids to perform that
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any more than you do,
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who made that Glist
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429. and stop another one
from being published,
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430. the whole Glee Club's
going down.
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431. And I can't
let that happen.
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432. Look, I know I've been
kind of angry lately,
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433. and sometimes I kick over chairs
and stuff, but I didn't do it.
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434. All the pieces fit, Finn.
You have a very big axe to grind
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on that Glist.
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436. Quinn broke your heart, Puck
betrayed your friendship,
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dad dating your mom,
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438. and I happen to know you've
had your ups and downs
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440. I have nothing against Santana,
and I like Brittany.
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441. Quinn's the one who has
a beef with them.
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442. Well, there are an awful lot
of Cheerios! on that Glist.
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443. Isn't it true
that you still feel like
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445. I don't know what
you're talking about.
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447. And why does everyone just
assume I'm angry all the time?
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448. It's called being sassy,
Mr. Shue.
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449. It's simple math,
Mr. Shue.
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450. The Glists are posted at a
height of five and a half feet,
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451. comfortably out of my reach.
It could not have been me.
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452. And I have it on
good word that...
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453. - I saw Puck putting up the
Glist in the hallway.
- I was moving it!
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454. Somebody put it up on
Rachel's locker, so I moved it.
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455. I was being a man,
doing the right thing.
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456. Puck, at some point,
the lies are going to stop,
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457. and you're going to start
to sing.
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458. If I did it, why would
I put myself at number three?
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459. As far as bad-asses go,
I'm number wha.
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I didn't do it!
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how to turn on a computer.
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462. Rachel did it.
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I stole the guy
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then I stole the guy she dated
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465. to get over the guy
she's in love with.
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466. - And I'm kind of a bitch to her.
- Just doesn't seem like Rachel.
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467. She's gone behind
your back before.
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468. And I mean, who's to say that
there's only one culprit?
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469. Look, I know you know something!
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470. So we're not leaving here
until I get some answers.
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471. Mr. Schuester, may I be blunt?
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472. Shoot.
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473. Ever since you separated
from your wife,
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474. you've spent a lot
of late nights
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475. watching reruns of
Law and Order, haven't you?
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476. Hmm. Thought so.
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477. And no, I didn't make the Glist.
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478. Right.
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479. We're as menacing
as Muppet Babies.
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480. Which means our
squeaky-clean reputations
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481. are still very much intact.
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482. We have to do
what we've been dreading,
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483. something more terrifying
than Rachel's personality...
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484. We have to go to Sylvester
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485. and admit that we
posted the Physical video.
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486. But we'll get suspended.
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487. And it will be worth it.
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488. Finally the entire
student body
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489. will see us as bad-asses.
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490. Dear Journal, I don't know
how much longer
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491. I can take the humiliation.
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492. The video has just surpassed
three million hits.
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493. Is my misery some kind
of karmic retribution
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I've treated people?
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495. You're go for Sue.
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496. Hello? Sue?
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497. It's Olivia Newton-John,
star of Grease...
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498. the most successful movie
musical of all time.
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499. Nice try.
And that's a ridiculous accent.
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500. Uh...
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my lesson.
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502. Sue Sylvester's gotta start
playing nice full-time.
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503. Hi! Uh, we must have
been cut off.
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seven-consecutive
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508. That song was the best-selling
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509. record of the '80s.
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510. Listen, Sue, I'm headed
for a ribbon-cutting ceremony
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for orphaned koalas,
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512. but I heard my daughter Chloe
laughing at something
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517. to do something like that?
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518. Well, I gotta tell you, Olivia,
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for public consumption.
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themselves
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521. being intimate with a partner.
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the impeccable form
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523. of my various jazzercise
routines.
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525. You know, that song was
the biggest hit of my career.
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at number one.
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527. It's a classic.
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528. I agree.
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529. Unfortunately, I botched
the video, which,
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530. by the way, was one of the first
music videos ever.
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531. But I filled it with obese guys
in spandex,
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532. and it went over the top,
and the song went with it.
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533. But I saw
your YouTube video, Sue,
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is the time
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535. to save it...
and possibly you.
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536. I'll be in Ohio tomorrow
chairing
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537. a benefit for Save the
Rainforests at King's Island.
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538. I don't understand.
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539. Hey, man-whore.
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540. - Will Schuester?
- Yeah.
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541. I'm Brenda Castle.
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542. I'm the new astronomy teacher
and badminton coach.
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543. I also happen
to be an alcoholic,
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544. and... I like pills.
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545. I hear that's
just your type.
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546. Let's go in this classroom
and pork!
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547. No.
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548. I am praying
for you, William.
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549. We've all heard
about your gallivanting!
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550. But nothing happened!
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551. Maybe that's not
what matters, Will.
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552. You broke the heart
of somebody
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553. who doesn't let people
get close to her.
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554. I didn't mean
to hurt anybody.
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555. You probably didn't mean
to hurt me, either,
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556. but lately I've been feeding
my feelings to the tune
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557. of 6,000 calories a day.
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558. Slut.
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559. Remember... if Sylvester
hits you in the face
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560. after you cop
to posting the video,
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561. don't scream like a woman.
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562. You're so brave
for doing this, Kurt.
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563. I know. Thank you.
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564. Oh, my God...
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565. Coach Sylvester, can I have just
a minute of your time?
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566. What do you want, ladyface?
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567. You're aware a tape was leaked
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568. onto the Internet,
causing you to become
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569. a national laughingstock?
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570. We stole the tape from your
syringe-and-pill drawer.
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571. We posted it online.
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572. We'll accept whatever punishment
you see fit.
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573. So it was you.
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574. I can't thank you enough.
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575. She wasn't angry at all.
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576. It was weird.
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577. Maybe the comments
online have gotten
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578. so mean, people have started
to feel sorry for her.
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579. She's finally getting
some sympathy,
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580. so she's in a
forgiving mood.
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581. Wait a second.
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582. Take a look at this.
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583. Isn't that...?
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584. Whew!
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585. - Yeah.
- Again, again, again, again,
Again, again, again, again!
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586. - Yeah.
- I need to learn to do this verse.
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587. - All day.
- All righty.
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588. All right, guys, listen up.
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590. If a list goes up again
later today,
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591. this issue is out of my hands,
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592. and it becomes Principal
Figgins' jurisdiction.
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593. Seriously, Mr. Shue,
whoever made that list
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594. is not gonna come
forward.
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595. We might as well just bend over
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596. and take whatever's coming.
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597. Fine.
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598. Okay.
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599. Well, then, uh,
let's get to it.
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600. Rachel, how about you show us
your bad reputation project?
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601. I'd like to say
a few words first.
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602. Though I understand
that a motion picture
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603. should stand on its own,
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604. I do realize that some of you
are not well-versed
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of the filmic arts.
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606. I expect that this video will go
over some of the heads
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608. So let me just say
I hope you enjoy
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609. my "Bad Reputation."
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610. Lights. Okay, go.
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611. Well, why don't we just, um,
take a moment
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what we've just watched.
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613. - This is garbage!
- Finn!
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614. No, he's right.
First of all, I need to trust
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because I had a feeling
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616. when we were shooting that, that
it was not going to be good.
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617. Why didn't you tell me
they were in this, too?
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618. I thought you
and I were going out.
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619. Being triple-cast
with two other guys
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620. to play opposite
your girlfriend?
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621. It's mortifying.
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622. It was an artistic statement.
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623. No. it wasn't! It was you
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624. trying to look like
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over you
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626. so you could stop looking like
some kind
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627. of outcast and be seen
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629. How could you do this to me;
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630. to all us guys?
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631. Is your stupid reputation
more important
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632. than your relationships?
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633. Jessie, wait!
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634. I saw your video, Sue!
You were fabulous!
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635. You know, I have
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636. to thank you, Jean.
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637. You always know exactly
what to say to me
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638. when I lose my way.
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639. Turns out all I needed
was an attitude change.
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640. I forgot how good
it feels to give back.
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641. I've spent
so much time worrying
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642. about what other people
thought about me,
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643. when there's really
only one person in the world
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644. I want to impress.
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645. Who?
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646. Who? You, silly.
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647. So, yesterday,
I walked
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of my unlikely skyrocket
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650. to showbiz fame,
and very gently
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651. told them all I just didn't care
what they thought about me.
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652. What's that? Oh, look.
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653. Sue Sylvester is a top 700
recording artist, people!
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654. Who's laughing now, huh?
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655. Now, since Olivia is giving
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656. her cut of the proceeds
to injured manatees,
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657. I've decided to give
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658. all of my profits
to this nursing home.
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659. It's not going to be much.
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660. Olivia totally screwed me
in negotiations.
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661. I won't be working
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662. with her again, but
it should be enough
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663. for a couple of benches out back
for the summer.
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664. Maybe a little vegetable garden
for you to putter around in.
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665. That'd be nice.
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666. Yeah.
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667. Now, after all these years,
how is it
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668. that you still know so much more
about everything than I do?
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669. I'm the smart one.
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670. You got the looks, too.
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671. How is that fair?
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672. Ah, thank you.
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673. (laughs) Let's say we
crack open a book, huh?
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674. Okay.
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675. See that...
the two little bears?
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676. That's you and I.
That's right.
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677. I'm the big one, right?
And I'm the small one.
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678. Yeah, you're the tiny one.
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679. And what does that say?
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680. "I always love you."
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681. "And I will always
love you."
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682. (knocks gently)
Hey.
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683. Uh, these are for you.
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684. They're lovely.
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685. Thank you.
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686. Um... I... I messed up, Emma.
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687. I think,
in all of this
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688. (inhales deeply)
"discovering who I am" business,
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689. I took a couple of wrong turns.
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690. And I get how those detours
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691. might have hurt you.
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692. But now I know
that that's not who I am
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693. or who I want to be.
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694. I know what's supposed
to happen now.
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695. I'm supposed to smile
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696. and be impressed by how in touch
you are with your feelings
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697. and moon over the fact
that you care about me so much,
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698. but, um...
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699. I can't.
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700. But, Emily, th... this is...
this is killing me.
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701. I just...
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702. I want you to look at me
the way you used to.
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703. I can't.
(clears throat)
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704. But you know what,
that's a good thing.
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705. Really, if this relationship
is ever going to work
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706. between the two of us,
we have to start
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707. seeing each other
for who we really are.
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708. Thank you for the flowers.
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709. I know you're behind the Glist.
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710. You have no proof.
I can't believe
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711. that you're going to pin this
on me. I'll be expelled.
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712. I mean, it makes sense.
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713. Everything else
has been taken from me...
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714. my popularity, my body.
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715. Might as well throw away
my education.
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716. You know when I realized
that you did it?
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717. The moment I felt
what it was like
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718. to walk in your shoes.
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719. I mean, it takes years
to build a good reputation,
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720. but only seconds to destroy it.
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721. Couple bad choices,
and you go from the top
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722. to the bottom.
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723. You have lost so much, Quinn.
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724. Which means you had the most
to gain from the Glist.
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725. I never meant to hurt anybody.
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726. I... I was captain
of the cheerleading squad,
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728. I had Finn.
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729. People would part
like the Red Sea when I walked
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731. Now I'm invisible.
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732. And you think being seen
as a cheap tramp is better?
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733. A bad reputation is better
than no reputation at all.
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734. Look, I know
that high school feels
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735. like your whole life right now,
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736. but it's going to end.
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737. You're going to give
that baby to a family
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738. who really wants it,
who's going to love it,
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739. and then you are going to go on
to do amazing things, Quinn.
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740. You really think that I
can get it all back one day?
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741. No.
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742. I think you can get
something even better.
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743. I mean, come on.
You're Quinn Fabray, right?
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744. I mean, those
people didn't part
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745. when you walked down the halls;
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746. you moved them
with your attitude.
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747. Thanks, Mr. Shue.
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748. You're a really good teacher...
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749. even if everybody
is calling you a man-whore.
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750. You wanted to see me, William?
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751. I trust you
have come up
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752. with the perpetrators
of the Glist.
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753. I, um... I grilled
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754. every single one
of my students,
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755. and, uh... no one.
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756. No one copped
to making the Glist.
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757. They all closed ranks
and wouldn't rat out who did it.
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758. That's poppycock, Will.
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759. I will not let this school
be held hostage
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760. by juvenile shenanigans.
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761. I know, but... I mean,
your point has been made.
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762. The Glists have stopped.
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763. I think we should just
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764. call this a victory
and move on.
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765. Fine.
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766. I'm still praying for you, Will.
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767. Thank you.
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768. Hi.
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769. Are you still mad at me?
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770. You know,
before I transferred here
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771. to make you my girlfriend,
I asked around about you,
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772. found out your rep,
what kind of girl you were.
Copy !req
773. - What did they say?
- Most of them
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774. had no idea who you were.
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775. The ones that did
said you
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776. were kind of sneaky hot,
but that that quality
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777. was canceled out
by a compulsive need to be right
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778. and a strange affinity
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779. for sweaters
with animals on them.
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780. The most
interesting part was...
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781. that, even though no one
particularly liked you,
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who could be trusted.
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783. I still am.
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784. I have this pathological need
to be popular, okay?
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785. I... I just want people to think
I'm cool so bad sometimes
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786. that it just clouds
my judgment. Okay?
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787. As a fellow star
in the making, I'm...
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788. I'm sure you
can understand that.
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789. On that level, sure.
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790. But as the guy
who gave up everything
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791. to be your one and only,
I just can't see past this.
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792. I should have been enough
for you, Rachel.
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793. I knew you'd break my heart.
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794. Well, that's the funny thing
about reputations.
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795. Everyone thinks
I'm the big heartbreaker,
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796. but the fact of the matter is...
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797. you broke mine first.
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798. Do me a favor.
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799. If we end up next to each other
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at Ballet Club this week,
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801. just do your arabesques
and piqués in silence.
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