1. So here's whad
on Glee:Copy !req
2. Jesse left Vocal Adrenaline...
I'm a star.Copy !req
3. You can learn from me.
so he could date Rachel, so now he'sCopy !req
4. part of the glee club.
Great to have you here.Copy !req
5. And they're
the new power couple.Copy !req
6. Previous power couples:
Rachel and Finn...Copy !req
7. I made us his and her
relationship calendars.Copy !req
8. Oh.
also, Rachel and Puck.Copy !req
9. Want to make out?
Sure.Copy !req
10. Will still
has a crush on Emma...Copy !req
11. I could just lean over and kiss
you if I want to. And I want to.Copy !req
12. But he hasn't divorced
Terri yet, and he made outCopy !req
13. with the coach
of Vocal Adrenaline.Copy !req
14. Most of the show choir directors
I make out with are gay.Copy !req
15. And Sue?
Sloppy freak
show babies!Copy !req
16. Still just kind of
angry about everything.Copy !req
17. Who wants a piece of it? Huh?Copy !req
18. And that's what
you missed on Glee.Copy !req
19. What's so funny?Copy !req
20. You guys aren't watching
the video of me fallingCopy !req
21. off stage at my first TinyTots
beauty pageant, are you?Copy !req
22. That was Carrot Top funnyCopy !req
23. compared to this comedic
tour de force.Copy !req
24. That's Olivia
Newton-John's "Physical."Copy !req
25. It was pretty groundbreaking
subject matter at the time,Copy !req
26. considering it's depiction
of fluid sexuality.Copy !req
27. Oh, my good...
(laughter)Copy !req
28. Wait, wait.Copy !req
29. That's not Olivia Newton-John.Copy !req
30. That's, that's
Sue Sylvester.Copy !req
31. Where did you get this?Copy !req
32. I can tell you
that I certainly did notCopy !req
33. steal it from her locked
file cabinet yesterdayCopy !req
34. when she sent me
back to her officeCopy !req
35. to get her hormone
replacement injectionCopy !req
36. during Cheerios!
practice.Copy !req
37. Wait,Copy !req
38. did she just do
the Cabbage Patch?Copy !req
39. I'm posting this
on YouTube.Copy !req
40. No, no, wait, wait.Copy !req
41. Do you think
that's a good idea?Copy !req
42. She might kill us.Copy !req
43. Oh, let her get a
taste of some ofCopy !req
44. the humiliation
she put us through.Copy !req
45. I'm with Finn.Copy !req
46. You guys need to stop being such
asses and start being bad-asses.Copy !req
47. Ten bucks it goes
viral by lunch.Copy !req
48. ♪ Let's get animal, animal... ♪Copy !req
49. Hey, Ms. Sylvester.Copy !req
50. Let's get physical.Copy !req
51. Not really my type,
but I like that attitude.Copy !req
52. Hey, Sue!Copy !req
53. Let's get animal!Copy !req
54. That glee club stole my private
property and posted it online.Copy !req
55. And as soon as I figure outCopy !req
56. the difference between
slander and libel,Copy !req
57. I'm filing a lawsuit.Copy !req
58. Sue, don't you thinkCopy !req
59. you might be
overstating this a little?Copy !req
60. Will, I may buy
a small diaper for your chin,Copy !req
61. because it looks like
a baby's ass.Copy !req
62. That video has received
over 170,000 comments.Copy !req
63. I took the liberty of
printing out a few.Copy !req
64. "The man in this video
looks likeCopy !req
65. the champion cheerleading coach
Sue Sylvester."Copy !req
66. That was particularly hurtful.Copy !req
67. (clears throat)
You know, Sue, there are a lotCopy !req
68. of people at this school
who dislike you.Copy !req
69. My kids don't do
stuff like this.Copy !req
70. Is that so?Copy !req
71. Exhibit B.Copy !req
72. What's a "Glist"?Copy !req
73. It's the "Glee List" William.Copy !req
74. It's a weekly ranking
of your glee club,Copy !req
75. based on a hotness quotient
of sexual promiscuity.Copy !req
76. It was posted all over
the school an hour ago.Copy !req
77. Apparently, you get a pointCopy !req
78. for each act of
perpetuated depravity.Copy !req
79. What makes you think
my kids did this?Copy !req
80. This Glist was made
on a library computerCopy !req
81. using the pass code "gleeclub."Copy !req
82. Your glee club is
a petri dish of
sexual depravity.Copy !req
83. Sue's right, Will.Copy !req
84. Why, only last year,
a list was postedCopy !req
85. ranking McKinley's
ten ugliest Gingers.Copy !req
86. And the perpetrator
would haveCopy !req
87. been expelled
had it not turned outCopy !req
88. to be a member of the faculty!Copy !req
89. I stand by that list.Copy !req
90. William, this is serious.Copy !req
91. I cannot have an environment
that sexualizes childrenCopy !req
92. and damages their self-esteem!Copy !req
93. You know, a week ago,
had I fod a listCopy !req
94. that so degraded the glee club,
I would've been embarrassedCopy !req
95. I was beaten to the punch.Copy !req
96. But now I know the
white-hot shameCopy !req
97. of public rebuke— that
pain is indescribable.Copy !req
98. William, last year,
at West Dayton High,Copy !req
99. a photo circulated ofCopy !req
100. school superintendent...
And what was
he wearing?Copy !req
101. Women's lingerie.
And what was
he riding?Copy !req
102. Pony!
And who was
expelled?Copy !req
103. The entire school!Copy !req
104. The entire school
was expelled, will!Copy !req
105. What does that
have to do with me?Copy !req
106. You must find out
who made the GlistCopy !req
107. and suspend them before
they post another one,Copy !req
108. or I'm holding the entire
glee club responsible!Copy !req
109. Are you serious?Copy !req
110. Deadly serious!Copy !req
111. I cannot have these
shenanigans at this school!Copy !req
112. He cannot have these
shenanigans at this school!Copy !req
113. Who did it?Copy !req
114. This is serious.Copy !req
115. Principal Figgins is threatening
to disband the club.Copy !req
116. Why are we playing this game?Copy !req
117. We all know it was Puck.Copy !req
118. Back off.
I didn't do squat.Copy !req
119. Then why is your girlfriend
first on the Glist?Copy !req
120. And why am I last?Copy !req
121. Aside from the fact that I
refused to put out for you.Copy !req
122. Okay, enough! No one is
accusing anyone of anything.Copy !req
123. Puck, seriously,
did you do it?Copy !req
124. I said no.Copy !req
125. I'm a delinquent, sure.Copy !req
126. I like setting
stuff on fireCopy !req
127. and ating up
people I don't know.Copy !req
128. I own at.
But I'm not a liar.Copy !req
129. All right, here's
the important point.Copy !req
130. Between this and posting
Coach Sylvester'sCopy !req
131. personal video on YouTube,
you guys are gettingCopy !req
132. a pretty bad
reputation.Copy !req
133. Why is that a bad thing?Copy !req
134. Maybe if we seem more dangerous,Copy !req
135. people would stop flushing
my glasses down the toilet.Copy !req
136. Look, things are
hard right now.Copy !req
137. I get it.
You're under a lotCopy !req
138. of pressure
with regionals coming up.Copy !req
139. And I know that winning
sectionals hasn't hadCopy !req
140. the positive effect
on your popularityCopy !req
141. that a lot of you
thought it would.Copy !req
142. But becoming what you despise
is not the answer.Copy !req
143. Man, this song is wack.Copy !req
144. No, it's not.Copy !req
145. It's a terrific songCopy !req
146. on a long list
of top hits that,Copy !req
147. because of time or some
bad press, has become a joke.Copy !req
148. And, like you guys,
it's time to startCopy !req
149. rehabilitating
its bad reputation.Copy !req
150. The assignment
for the weekCopy !req
151. is for all of you
to find songs like this,Copy !req
152. mine them for what worksCopy !req
153. and make them great again.Copy !req
154. And then, hopefully,Copy !req
155. can apply this musical lesson
to your own lives.Copy !req
156. This song should be arrested
for the crime of sucking.Copy !req
157. (laughter)
Mm-hmm.Copy !req
158. You want to bet?Copy !req
159. (oohing, murmuring)
Oh, no, he didn't.Copy !req
160. Hit it.Copy !req
161. ♪ Yo, V.I.P. ♪Copy !req
162. ♪ Let's kick it ♪Copy !req
163. ♪ Ice, Ice, baby ♪Copy !req
164. ♪ All right, stop,
collaborate and listen ♪Copy !req
165. ♪ Ice is back
with a brand-new invention ♪Copy !req
166. ♪ Something grabs
ahold of me tightly ♪Copy !req
167. ♪ Flow like a harpoon
daily and nightly ♪Copy !req
168. ♪ Will it ever stop?
Yo, I don't know ♪Copy !req
169. ♪ Turn off the lights, huh ♪Copy !req
170. ♪ And I'll glow,
to the extreme ♪Copy !req
171. ♪ I rock a mic like a vandal ♪Copy !req
172. ♪ Light up a stage
and wax a chump like a candle ♪Copy !req
173. ♪ Dance, go rush
the speaker that booms ♪Copy !req
174. ♪ I'm killing your brain
like a poisonous mushroom ♪Copy !req
175. ♪ Deadly, when I play
a dope melody ♪Copy !req
176. ♪ Anything less than
the best is a felony ♪Copy !req
177. ♪ Love it or leave it,
you better gangway ♪Copy !req
178. ♪ You better
hit the bull's-eye ♪Copy !req
179. ♪ The kid don't play ♪Copy !req
180. ♪ If there was a problem,
yo, I'll solve it ♪Copy !req
181. ♪ Check out the hook
while my DJ revolves it ♪Copy !req
182. ♪ Ice, Ice, baby ♪Copy !req
183. Oh!Copy !req
184. ♪ Vanilla Ice, Ice, baby ♪Copy !req
185. (whooping)
Verse two!Copy !req
186. ♪ Take heed
'cause I'm a lyrical poet ♪Copy !req
187. ♪ Miami's on the scene just
in case you didn't know it ♪Copy !req
188. ♪ My town that created all th
bass sound, enough to shake ♪Copy !req
189. ♪ And kick holes in the ground
'cause my style's ♪Copy !req
190. ♪ Like a chemical spill ♪Copy !req
191. ♪ Feasible rhymes
you can vision and feel ♪Copy !req
192. ♪ Conducted and formed,
that's a hell of a concept ♪Copy !req
193. ♪ We make it hype
and you want to step with this ♪Copy !req
194. ♪ Shay plays on the fade,
slice like a ninja ♪Copy !req
195. ♪ Cut like a razor blade ♪Copy !req
196. ♪ So fast,
other DJs say, "damn" ♪Copy !req
197. ♪ If my rhyme was a drug ♪Copy !req
198. ♪ I'd sell it by the gram,
keep my composure ♪Copy !req
199. ♪ When it's time to get loose ♪Copy !req
200. ♪ Magnetized by the mic
while I kick my juice ♪Copy !req
201. ♪ If there was a problem,
yo, I'll solve it ♪Copy !req
202. ♪ Check out the hook
while my DJ revolves it ♪Copy !req
203. ♪ Ice, Ice, baby ♪Copy !req
204. ♪ Vanilla Ice, Ice, baby ♪Copy !req
205. ♪ Vanilla Ice, Ice, baby ♪Copy !req
206. ♪ Vanilla Ice, Ice, baby ♪Copy !req
207. ♪ Too cold, too cold ♪Copy !req
208. ♪ Vanilla Ice, Ice, baby. ™ªCopy !req
209. Yo, man, let's get out of here.Copy !req
210. Word to your mother.Copy !req
211. This song is officially paroled!Copy !req
212. Right, Jessie?Copy !req
213. You got me?Copy !req
214. This is not happening.Copy !req
215. The cruel slow-motion laughter
is just your imagination.Copy !req
216. You're Sue Sylvester— legend.Copy !req
217. They're not laughing at youCopy !req
218. because of
your "Physical" video.Copy !req
219. Just calmly pour yourself
a cup of joe and focus.Copy !req
220. Wait, what's that smell?Copy !req
221. Dear God, that's coffee.Copy !req
222. It's usually masked
by the smell of fear.Copy !req
223. Sweet merciful Lord,
this is happening!Copy !req
224. You're being laughed at
in slow motionCopy !req
225. by a roomful of inferiors
whom you used to terrify.Copy !req
226. The name is Brenda.Copy !req
227. Brenda Castle.Copy !req
228. I just transferred
from Fort Wayne.Copy !req
229. I can't teach in
Indiana anymoreCopy !req
230. 'cause I have some
"drug problems"Copy !req
231. that ended up involving
some of my "shoot-ins."Copy !req
232. (laughing):
I saw your video.Copy !req
233. And you, my friend,
are an embarrassment.Copy !req
234. And that's me talking!Copy !req
235. I need to enlist the
services of the A/V Club.Copy !req
236. What did you
have in mind?Copy !req
237. My shame at appearing so low on
the Glist has made me reevaluateCopy !req
238. my image at this school
and beyond.Copy !req
239. I've now realized
that in today's cultureCopy !req
240. of bad boy athletes
and celebrity sex tapes,Copy !req
241. a good reputation
is no good at all.Copy !req
242. Artie, you know how our
Glee Club assignment wasCopy !req
243. to find a song with
a bad reputation
and rehabilitate it?Copy !req
244. Well, mine is going to afford meCopy !req
245. the worst reputation
in this school.Copy !req
246. Rachel Berry is going to get
a little down and dirty.Copy !req
247. I'm going to stop you.Copy !req
248. You had me at "sex tape."Copy !req
249. How can I help?Copy !req
250. Hold onto your hat,Copy !req
251. because Rachel Berry
is going to becomeCopy !req
252. (whispers):
musically promiscuous.Copy !req
253. because our free-falling reps
have reached terminal velocity.Copy !req
254. We are at Defcon One.Copy !req
255. We're such zeros they
didn't even botherCopy !req
256. putting us on
the Glist.Copy !req
257. What does a C-lister do
when their tiny starCopy !req
258. is about to fall off Perez
Hilton's radar screen?Copy !req
259. They cause a
scandal so extremeCopy !req
260. they can no longer
be ignored.Copy !req
261. Um, excuse me.Copy !req
262. Why is she here?Copy !req
263. I've been here
since first period.Copy !req
264. I had a cold, and I
took all my antibioticsCopy !req
265. at the same time, and now
I can't remember how to leave.Copy !req
266. But I also don't know why
I've only made fourthCopy !req
267. on the Glist.Copy !req
268. I've made out with, like,
everyone in this school.Copy !req
269. Girls, boys,
Mr. Kidney the janitor.Copy !req
270. I need to doCopy !req
271. something to get into
the top three.Copy !req
272. Fine, you're in.
In what?Copy !req
273. We don't even
have a plan.Copy !req
274. What is the worst thing
a student can do at this school?Copy !req
275. Eat in the cafeteria?Copy !req
276. No, be a disruption
in the library.Copy !req
277. And I'm not
talking aboutCopy !req
278. trying to check out
a reference book.Copy !req
279. Mm-mm.Copy !req
280. I'm talking about
full-on chaos—Copy !req
281. including getting
your Glee on in the stacks.Copy !req
282. Genius.Copy !req
283. I never really understood
how hard it is to be laughed at.Copy !req
284. Particularly in slow motion.Copy !req
285. I try to make it seemCopy !req
286. like nothing
can touch me, but...Copy !req
287. Boy...Copy !req
288. Jean, I'm so sorry you
ever felt that way.Copy !req
289. I'm sorry I didn't
protect you more.Copy !req
290. Remember what we used
to do, Sue?Copy !req
291. Whenever I got sad,Copy !req
292. we'd help at the animal shelter,Copy !req
293. to give back.Copy !req
294. Because there's always someone
who's got it worse than you do.Copy !req
295. (bell ringing)
I'm a little confused.Copy !req
296. I understand.Copy !req
297. You're probably wondering, what
exactly does Sue Sylvester meanCopy !req
298. when she says,
"I'm your new therapist"?Copy !req
299. Well, let me explain.Copy !req
300. As you may or may not know, I
star in a little music videoCopy !req
301. that's been circulating
around the Web.Copy !req
302. A video that has
a tendency to induceCopy !req
303. cruel, slow-motion laughter.Copy !req
304. No, no, didn't-didn't
know about that.Copy !req
305. Well, this videoCopy !req
306. has inspired Sue Sylvester
to start giving back.Copy !req
307. I happen to have my Masters
in counseling,Copy !req
308. and when I heard that
our school district'sCopy !req
309. one and only psychologist
had committed suicide,Copy !req
310. well, I decided to volunteer
my services.Copy !req
311. And they gave
me your name.Copy !req
312. I'd really like to help.Copy !req
313. I don't know how I'm supposed
to feel about this.Copy !req
314. Ella, you're crippled
by mental illness.Copy !req
315. Your compulsions
have estranged youCopy !req
316. from your own feelings.Copy !req
317. You nearly married a gym teacher
who's more gravy than man.Copy !req
318. And you're content
to be repeatedly lied toCopy !req
319. by the man
you purport to love.
I'm sorry?Copy !req
320. I bribed
Will Schuester's landlordCopy !req
321. to slip baby monitors
under his couch,Copy !req
322. and under his bed.Copy !req
323. Turns out he's been having
make out sessionsCopy !req
324. with the coach from
Vocal Adrenaline,Copy !req
325. and sleepovers with that
world-class banana magnetCopy !req
326. April Rhodes.
Oh, my God.Copy !req
327. You need to make a bold move.Copy !req
328. You suck.Copy !req
329. Excuse me?Copy !req
330. You take weird little strides
when you walk,Copy !req
331. as if you were raised
in imperial JapanCopy !req
332. and someone bound your feet.Copy !req
333. You make a valid point.Copy !req
334. Grow a pair.
I'm insulting you.Copy !req
335. You refuse to stand up
for yourself,Copy !req
336. you're so afraid
of confrontation.Copy !req
337. You're right.Copy !req
338. If you want to get better,Copy !req
339. you need to start communicating
your feelings.Copy !req
340. You need to let
Will Schuester know
how he's made you feel,Copy !req
341. and in a public setting,
so he can'escape,Copy !req
342. and he won't
manipulate you.Copy !req
343. Trust me—Copy !req
344. you need to let him have it.Copy !req
345. Do you know that when we dated,
the rest of the schoolCopy !req
346. gave us a nickname?Copy !req
347. Puckleberry.Copy !req
348. That's humiliating.Copy !req
349. The fact is that
slumming it with meCopy !req
350. actually improved
your reputation.Copy !req
351. It gave you a sense of humanity.Copy !req
352. Wait— do you want
to date again?Copy !req
353. I was wondering why
you invited me here.Copy !req
354. As you know, I'm taken.Copy !req
355. But I can be of
some assistance.Copy !req
356. Help me with my song for
Glee Club. I might beCopy !req
357. the last chance
you have to salvageCopy !req
358. what's left of
your reputation,
and stay in Glee.Copy !req
359. Besides, you need a songCopy !req
360. that going to help you
express your inner pain.Copy !req
361. So what song do you want to do
for your assignment?Copy !req
362. I've chosen David Geddes'
fantastically terribleCopy !req
363. '70s top ten hit—
"Run Joey Run."Copy !req
364. It's a story song.Copy !req
365. So we get to play parts.Copy !req
366. I'm going to play the role
of the tragic heroineCopy !req
367. who dies in the end,Copy !req
368. á la Nicole Kidman
in Moulin Rouge.Copy !req
369. And you can be the
hunky, heroic male lead.Copy !req
370. Do I get to kill you?Copy !req
371. Actually, my dad shoots
me with a shotgun.Copy !req
372. Do you think I made
that Glist? Honestly.Copy !req
373. Well, it does sound like
something that you would do.Copy !req
374. God, I'm so tired of people
judging meCopy !req
375. for a few mistakes I've made.Copy !req
376. I try to be
a good guy.Copy !req
377. I go to school and I say,
"Be cool, Puck. Be nice."Copy !req
378. But by second period, I've got
a fire extinguisher in my handsCopy !req
379. and I'm spraying
some dweeb with itCopy !req
380. and I don't know
how I got there.Copy !req
381. I understand. Yeah.Copy !req
382. I sit in Glee Club
and I watchCopy !req
383. a couple of imperfect
performancesCopy !req
384. and a litany of criticisms
just start building up
inside of me like a volcanoCopy !req
385. and I keep telling myself
to hold it inCopy !req
386. and then it just
comes bursting out.Copy !req
387. Granted, generally
I'm right,Copy !req
388. but doesn't do much
for my reputation.Copy !req
389. It does suck when you do that.Copy !req
390. So, uh, how do you think
we can get people to
see us differently?Copy !req
391. I don't know.Copy !req
392. I can't— I can't do this.Copy !req
393. You know, whoever made
ã that Glist is going to
put you at number oneCopy !req
394. when they find out you cheated
on that Jessie kid with me.Copy !req
395. Besides, Jessie will never
fully understand what it
means to be a Jew.Copy !req
396. Noah...Copy !req
397. I'm ironically turned on
by your bad boy image,Copy !req
398. but I think we should
just keep this professional.Copy !req
399. All right, I'm out.Copy !req
400. Why should I stay if there's
no chance of us making out?Copy !req
401. Noah, please come and sit down
and let's work on the project.Copy !req
402. Okay, it'll help us both.Copy !req
403. I promise.Copy !req
404. - (bell rings)
- I don't think I can do this.Copy !req
405. Are you sure this
is a good idea?Copy !req
406. Stop thinking about him
and do it for yourself.Copy !req
407. Okay, let's do this.Copy !req
408. Nah, can't go in
the teacher's lounge.Copy !req
409. Lots of cruel, slow-motion
laughter going on in there.Copy !req
410. Well, look who it is.Copy !req
411. I thought I smelled
a laughingstock.Copy !req
412. Don't start with me
Castle, or I will kick
you square in the taco.Copy !req
413. It's a date.Copy !req
414. That's just a typical
Saturday night in
the Castle condo.Copy !req
415. I think it's mornings...
Yeah.Copy !req
416. Go get 'em.Copy !req
417. Some days you...Copy !req
418. That's okay.Copy !req
419. Excuse me.Copy !req
420. Oh, hey, Em, can you
just give us a sec?Copy !req
421. Actually no.Copy !req
422. Will, I can't give you a sec.Copy !req
423. You're just going
to have to reschedulCopy !req
424. your heavy petting session with
Mrs. Carlisle for a later time.Copy !req
425. Emma!Copy !req
426. I beg your pardon?Copy !req
427. I was just telling
Mr. SchuesterCopy !req
428. about how my husband
recently died.Copy !req
429. Wow.Copy !req
430. Getting them fresh off the
rebound now, aren't you?Copy !req
431. Amazing. Nobody's safe.
Nobody is safe.Copy !req
432. Emma, can I talk
to you in private?
No, you can't.Copy !req
433. Will, we're going to talk
about this here and now,Copy !req
434. because I have absolutely
nothing to hide.Copy !req
435. Actually, did you know
I was seeing a therapist?Copy !req
436. Do you know that? Did you
know I've been tryingCopy !req
437. to work through my OCD
so I could be with you?Copy !req
438. Will, do you think
that's fun for me?Copy !req
439. It's not fun; it's
absolutely humiliating.Copy !req
440. And come to find out
you've been fooling aroundCopy !req
441. with some woman
named Shelby,Copy !req
442. and you slept
with April Rhodes.Copy !req
443. How did you find out
about that?Copy !req
444. You're not denying it.Copy !req
445. Wow, okay.Copy !req
446. See, I thought we were trying
to work through this.Copy !req
447. I thought when you said you
were trying to figure out thingsCopy !req
448. on your own, I thought
you meant that.Copy !req
449. I'm not going to stand
for this anymore.Copy !req
450. I'm not. I'm putting
my foot down,Copy !req
451. and I am finally
sticking up for myself.Copy !req
452. You're a slut, Will.Copy !req
453. You're a slut.Copy !req
454. You're a slut, you're a slut,
you're a slut.Copy !req
455. Everybody should know that.Copy !req
456. And you should know that
I'm through with you.Copy !req
457. I'm very sorry for your loss.Copy !req
458. Looks like we got
a full house, y'all.Copy !req
459. I'm kind of getting
cold feet here.Copy !req
460. Can you even
feel your feet?Copy !req
461. Shh!Copy !req
462. Team, listen up.Copy !req
463. If we pull this off, we will be
legends at this school.Copy !req
464. We'll rocket
up the Glist.Copy !req
465. We will be top-five, easy.Copy !req
466. Artie, pump up the jam.Copy !req
467. It's about to go down.Copy !req
468. You can't touch this.Copy !req
469. ♪ My, my, my music hits me
so hard ♪
♪ Can't touch this ♪Copy !req
470. ♪ Makes me say, oh, my Lord ♪Copy !req
471. ♪ Thank you for blessing me ♪Copy !req
472. ♪ With a mind to rhyme
and two hype feet ♪Copy !req
473. ♪ It feels good,
when you know you're down ♪Copy !req
474. ♪ A super dope homeboy
from the Oaktown ♪Copy !req
475. ♪ And I'm known as such ♪Copy !req
476. ♪ And this is a beat,
uh, you can't touch ♪Copy !req
477. ♪ I told you, homeboy ♪Copy !req
478. ♪ Can't touch this ♪Copy !req
479. ♪ Yo, let me bust
this funky lyric ♪
♪ Can't touch this ♪Copy !req
480. ♪ Fresh new kicks advance,
you gotta like that ♪Copy !req
481. ♪ Now you know you wanna dance ♪Copy !req
482. ♪ So move, outta your seat ♪Copy !req
483. ♪ And get a fly girl
and catch this beat ♪Copy !req
484. ♪ While it's rolling,
hold on ♪Copy !req
485. ♪ Pump a little bit and let
'em know it's going on ♪Copy !req
486. ♪ Like that, like that ♪Copy !req
487. ♪ Cold on a mission
so fall them back ♪Copy !req
488. ♪ Let 'em know
that you're too much ♪Copy !req
489. ♪ And this is a beat, uh,
you can't touch ♪Copy !req
490. ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪Copy !req
491. ♪ Yo, I told you,
can't touch this ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪Copy !req
492. ♪ You can't touch this ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪Copy !req
493. ♪ Damn, you can't touch this ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪Copy !req
494. ♪ I told you, can't touch this ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪Copy !req
495. ♪ Too high,
you can't touch this ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪Copy !req
496. ♪ Yo, we out of here,
can't touch this. ™ªCopy !req
497. Here it comes.Copy !req
498. That was very cute.Copy !req
499. I'm gonna talk to my pastorCopy !req
500. and see if I can't get
you kids to perform thatCopy !req
501. for our Sunday service.Copy !req
502. , I don't like doing this
any more than you do,Copy !req
503. but if I don't find out
who made that GlistCopy !req
504. and stop another one
from being published,Copy !req
505. the whole Glee Club's
going down.Copy !req
506. And I can't
let that happen.Copy !req
507. Look, I know I've been
kind of angry lately,Copy !req
508. and sometimes I kick over
chairs and stuff,
but I didn't do it.Copy !req
509. All the pieces fit, Finn.
You have a very big axe to grindCopy !req
510. with several people
on that Glist.Copy !req
511. Quinn broke your heart, Puck
betrayed your friendship,Copy !req
512. you're dealing with Kurt's
dad dating your mom,Copy !req
513. and I happen to know you've
had your ups and downsCopy !req
514. with Santana and Brittany...Copy !req
515. I have nothing against Santana,
and I like Brittany.Copy !req
516. Quinn's the one who has
a beef with them.Copy !req
517. Well, there are an awful lot
of Cheerios! on that Glist.Copy !req
518. Isn't it true
that you still feel likeCopy !req
519. an outcast in that group?Copy !req
520. I don't know what
you're talking about.Copy !req
521. I like being a Cheerio.Copy !req
522. And why does everyone just
assume I'm angry all the time?Copy !req
523. It's called being sassy,
Mr. Shue.Copy !req
524. It's simple math,
Mr. Shue.Copy !req
525. The Glists are posted at a
height of five and a half feet,Copy !req
526. comfortably out of my reach.
It could not have been me.Copy !req
527. And I have it on
good word that...Copy !req
528. I saw Puckutting up the Glist
in the hallway.
I was moving it!Copy !req
529. Somebody put it up on
Rachel's locker, so I moved it.Copy !req
530. I was being a man,
doing the right thing.Copy !req
531. Puck, at some point,
the lies are going to stop,Copy !req
532. and you're going to start
to sing.Copy !req
533. If I did it, why would
I put myself at number three?Copy !req
534. As far as bad-asses go,
I'm number wha.Copy !req
535. I'll say it again,
I didn't do it!Copy !req
536. I don't know
how to turn on a computer.Copy !req
537. Rachel did it.Copy !req
538. Think about it:
I stole the guyCopy !req
539. she's in love with,
then I stole the guy she datedCopy !req
540. to get over the guy
she's in love with.Copy !req
541. And I'm kind of a bitch to her.
Just doesn't seem like Rachel.Copy !req
542. She's gone behind
your back before.Copy !req
543. And I mean, who's to say that
there's only one culprit?Copy !req
544. Look, I know you know something!Copy !req
545. So we're not leaving here
until I get some answers.Copy !req
546. Mr. Schuester, may I be blunt?Copy !req
547. Shoot.Copy !req
548. Ever since you separated
from your wife,Copy !req
549. you've spent a lot
of late nightsCopy !req
550. watching reruns of
Law and Order, haven't you?Copy !req
551. Hmm. Thought so.Copy !req
552. And no, I didn't make the Glist.Copy !req
553. Right.Copy !req
554. We're as menacing
as Muppet Babies.Copy !req
555. Which means our
squeaky-clean reputationsCopy !req
556. are still very much intact.Copy !req
557. We have to do
what we've been dreading,Copy !req
558. something more terrifying
than Rachel's personality—Copy !req
559. We have to go to SylvesterCopy !req
560. and admit that we
posted the Physical video.Copy !req
561. But we'll get suspended.Copy !req
562. And it will be worth it.Copy !req
563. Finally the entire
student bodyCopy !req
564. will see us as bad-asses.Copy !req
565. Dear Journal, I don't know
how much longerCopy !req
566. I can take the humiliation.Copy !req
567. The video has just surpassed
three million hits.Copy !req
568. Is my misery some kind
of karmic retributionCopy !req
569. for the way
I've treated people?Copy !req
570. You're go for Sue.Copy !req
571. Hello? Sue?Copy !req
572. It's Olivia Newton-John,
star of Grease—Copy !req
573. the most successful movie
musical of all time.Copy !req
574. Nice try.
And that's a ridiculous accent.Copy !req
575. Uh...Copy !req
576. Journal, I've learned
my lesson.Copy !req
577. Sue Sylvester's gotta start
playing nice full-time.Copy !req
578. Hi! Uh, we must have
been cut off.Copy !req
579. It's Olivia Newton-John.Copy !req
580. I released a record
seven-consecutiveCopy !req
581. number one singles.Copy !req
582. Sing something.Copy !req
583. ♪ Let's get physical ♪Copy !req
584. ♪ Physical... ♪Copy !req
585. That song was the best-sellingCopy !req
586. record of the '80s.Copy !req
587. Listen, Sue, I'm headed
for a ribbon-cutting ceremonyCopy !req
588. at a sanctuary
for orphaned koalas,Copy !req
589. but I heard my daughter Chloe
laughing at somethingCopy !req
590. on the Internet the other day,Copy !req
591. and I saw your video.Copy !req
592. And I just have to ask,Copy !req
593. whatever would possess a personCopy !req
594. to do something like that?Copy !req
595. Well, I gotta tell you, Olivia,Copy !req
596. that video was never meant
for public consumption.Copy !req
597. Some people enjoy videotaping
themselvesCopy !req
598. being intimate with a partner.Copy !req
599. I happen to enjoy revisiting
the impeccable formCopy !req
600. of my various jazzercise
routines.Copy !req
601. Well, it got me thinking.Copy !req
602. You know, that song was
the biggest hit of my career.Copy !req
603. "Physical" spent ten weeks
at number one.Copy !req
604. It's a classic.Copy !req
605. I agree.Copy !req
606. Unfortunately, I botched
the video, which,Copy !req
607. by the way, was one of the first
music videos ever.Copy !req
608. But I filled it with obese guys
in spandex,Copy !req
609. and it went over the top,
and the song went with it.Copy !req
610. But I saw
your YouTube video, Sue,Copy !req
611. and I realized that now
is the timeCopy !req
612. to save it—
and possibly you.Copy !req
613. I'll be in Ohio tomorrow
chairingCopy !req
614. a benefit for Save the
Rainforests at King's Island.Copy !req
615. I don't understand.Copy !req
616. Hey, man-whore.Copy !req
617. Will Schuester?
Yeah.Copy !req
618. I'm Brenda Castle.Copy !req
619. I'm the new astronomy teacher
and badminton coach.Copy !req
620. I also happen
to be an alcoholic,Copy !req
621. and... I like pills.Copy !req
622. I hear that's
just your type.Copy !req
623. Let's go in this classroom
and pork!Copy !req
624. No.Copy !req
625. I am praying
for you, William.Copy !req
626. We've all heard
about your gallivanting!Copy !req
627. But nothing happened!Copy !req
628. Maybe that's not
what matters, Will.Copy !req
629. You broke the heart
of somebodyCopy !req
630. who doesn't let people
get close to her.Copy !req
631. I didn't mean
to hurt anybody.Copy !req
632. You probably didn't mean
to hurt me, either,Copy !req
633. but lately I've been feeding
my feelings to the tuneCopy !req
634. of 6,000 calories a day.Copy !req
635. Slut.Copy !req
636. Remember— if Sylvester
hits you in the fbceCopy !req
637. after you cop
to posting the video,Copy !req
638. don't scream like a woman.Copy !req
639. You're so brave
for doing this, Kurt.Copy !req
640. I know. Thank you.Copy !req
641. Oh, my God...Copy !req
642. Coach Sylvester, can I have just
a minute of your time?Copy !req
643. What do you want, ladyface?Copy !req
644. You're aware a tape was leakedCopy !req
645. onto the Internet,
causing you to becomeCopy !req
646. a national laughingstock?Copy !req
647. We stole the tape from your
syringe-and-pill drawer.Copy !req
648. We posted it online.Copy !req
649. We'll accept whatever punishment
you see fit.Copy !req
650. So it was you.Copy !req
651. I can't thank you enough.Copy !req
652. She wasn't angry at all.Copy !req
653. It was weird.Copy !req
654. Maybe the comments
online have gottenCopy !req
655. so mean, people have started
to feel sorry for her.Copy !req
656. She's finally getting
some sympathy,Copy !req
657. so she's in a
forgiving mood.Copy !req
658. Wait a second.Copy !req
659. Take a look at this.Copy !req
660. Isn't that...?Copy !req
661. ♪ Physical, physical, physical,
physical, physical ♪Copy !req
662. ♪ I'm saying all the things
that I know you'll like ♪Copy !req
663. ♪ Making good conversation ♪Copy !req
664. ♪ I gotta handle you
just right ♪Copy !req
665. ♪ You know what I mean? ♪Copy !req
666. ♪ I took you
to an intimate restaurant ♪Copy !req
667. ♪ Then to a suggestive movie ♪Copy !req
668. ♪ There's nothing left
to talk about ♪Copy !req
669. ♪ Unless it's horizontally ♪Copy !req
670. ♪ Let's get physical,
physical! ♪Copy !req
671. ♪ I wanna get physical! ♪Copy !req
672. ♪ Let's get into physical! ♪Copy !req
673. ♪ Let me hear your body talk,
your body talk ♪Copy !req
674. ♪ Let me hear your body talk ♪
♪ Body talk ♪Copy !req
675. ♪ Let's get physical,
physical! ♪Copy !req
676. ♪ I want to get physical! ♪Copy !req
677. ♪ Let's get into physical ♪Copy !req
678. ♪ Let me hear your body talk,
your body talk ♪Copy !req
679. ♪ Let me hear your body talk ♪Copy !req
680. ♪ Bah-bah-bah-body talk ♪Copy !req
681. ♪ I been patient, I been good ♪Copy !req
682. ♪ Trying to keep my hands
on the table ♪Copy !req
683. ♪ It's getting hard,
this holding back ♪Copy !req
684. ♪ You know what I mean? ♪
♪ What I mean? ♪Copy !req
685. ♪ I'm sure you'll understand
my point of view ♪Copy !req
686. ♪ We know each other mentally ♪Copy !req
687. ♪ You've gotta know that you're
bringin' out the animal in me! ♪Copy !req
688. ♪ Let's get physical,
physical! ♪Copy !req
689. ♪ I want to get physical! ♪Copy !req
690. ♪ Let's get into physical! ♪Copy !req
691. ♪ Let me hear your body talk ♪Copy !req
692. ♪ Your body talk ♪Copy !req
693. ♪ Let me hear your body talk ♪
♪ Bah-bah-bah-body talk ♪Copy !req
694. ♪ Bah-bah-bah-body talk,
bah-bah-body talk ♪Copy !req
695. ♪ Bah-bah-bah-bah body talk ♪Copy !req
696. ♪ Let me hear your body talk ♪Copy !req
697. ♪ Your body talk ♪Copy !req
698. ♪ Let me hear your body talk ♪Copy !req
699. ♪ Let's get physical. ™ªCopy !req
700. Whew!Copy !req
701. Yeah.
Again, again, again, again,
Again, again, again, again!Copy !req
702. Yeah.
I need to learn
to do this verse.Copy !req
703. All day.
All righty.Copy !req
704. All right, guys, listen up.Copy !req
705. Another week has almost passed.Copy !req
706. If a list goes up again
later today,Copy !req
707. this issue is out of my hands,Copy !req
708. and it becomes Principal
Figgins' jurisdiction.Copy !req
709. Seriously, Mr. Shue,
whoever made that listCopy !req
710. is not gonna come
forward.Copy !req
711. We might as well just bend overCopy !req
712. and take whatever's coming.Copy !req
713. Fine.Copy !req
714. Okay.Copy !req
715. Well, then, uh,
let's get to it.Copy !req
716. Rachel, how about you show us
your bad reputation project?Copy !req
717. I'd like to say
a few words first.Copy !req
718. Though I understand
that a motion pictureCopy !req
719. should stand on its own,Copy !req
720. I do realize that some of you
are not well-versedCopy !req
721. in the complex vocabulary
of the filmic arts.Copy !req
722. I expect that this video will go
over some of the headsCopy !req
723. of our less-cultured teammates.Copy !req
724. So let me just say
I hope you enjoyCopy !req
725. my "Bad Reputation."Copy !req
726. Lights. Okay, go.Copy !req
727. ♪ Ooh, Daddy, please don't ♪Copy !req
728. ♪ It wasn't his fault ♪Copy !req
729. ♪ He means so much to me! ♪Copy !req
730. ♪ Daddy, please don't,
we're gonna get married ♪Copy !req
731. ♪ Just you wait and see ♪Copy !req
732. ♪ Every night
the same old dream ♪Copy !req
733. ♪ I hate to close my eyes ♪Copy !req
734. ♪ I can't erase the memory ♪Copy !req
735. ♪ The sound of Julie's cry ♪Copy !req
736. ♪ She called me up
late that night ♪Copy !req
737. ♪ And she said,
"Joe, don't come over ♪Copy !req
738. ♪ "My dad and I just had
a fight ♪Copy !req
739. ♪ "And he stormed out
the door! ♪Copy !req
740. ♪ "I've never seen him act
this way ♪Copy !req
741. ♪ "My God, he's going crazy! ♪Copy !req
742. ♪ "He said
he's gonna make you pay ♪Copy !req
743. ♪ "For what we've done ♪Copy !req
744. ♪ He's got a gun,
so run, Joey!" ♪Copy !req
745. ♪ Joey, run! ♪Copy !req
746. ♪ Daddy, please don't ♪Copy !req
747. ♪ It wasn't his fault,
he means so much to me ♪Copy !req
748. ♪ Daddy, please don't ♪Copy !req
749. ♪ We're gonna get married ♪Copy !req
750. ♪ Just you wait and see ♪Copy !req
751. ♪ Got in my car and drove
like mad ♪Copy !req
752. ♪ Till I reached Julie's place ♪Copy !req
753. ♪ She ran to me,
with tear-filled eyes ♪Copy !req
754. ♪ And bruises on her face ♪Copy !req
755. ♪ All at once, I saw him there ♪Copy !req
756. ♪ Sneaking up behind me ♪Copy !req
757. ♪ Watch out! ♪Copy !req
758. ♪ Then Julie yelled,
"He's got a gun!" ♪Copy !req
759. ♪ And she stepped
in front of me ♪Copy !req
760. ♪ Then, suddenly,
a shot rang out ♪Copy !req
761. ♪ And I saw Julie falling ♪Copy !req
762. ♪ I ran to her,
I held her close ♪Copy !req
763. ♪ When I looked down,
my hands were red ♪Copy !req
764. ♪ And here's the last words ♪Copy !req
765. ♪ Julie said... ♪Copy !req
766. ♪ Daddy, please don't,
it wasn't his fault ♪Copy !req
767. ♪ He means so much to me ♪Copy !req
768. ♪ Daddy, please don't ♪Copy !req
769. ♪ We're gonna get married... ♪Copy !req
770. ♪ Run, Joey, run, Joey, run ♪Copy !req
771. ♪ Joey, run, Joey, run ♪Copy !req
772. ♪ Joey, run, Joey, run! ♪Copy !req
773. Well, why don't we just, um,
take a momentCopy !req
774. to really absorb
what we've just watched.Copy !req
775. This is garbage!
Finn!Copy !req
776. No, he's right.
First of all, I need to trustCopy !req
777. my instincts more
because I had a feelingCopy !req
778. when we were shooting that, that
it was not going to be good.Copy !req
779. Why didn't you tell me
they were in this, too?Copy !req
780. I thought you
and I were going out.Copy !req
781. Being triple-cast
with two other guysCopy !req
782. to play opposite
your girlfriend?Copy !req
783. It's mortifying.Copy !req
784. It was an artistic statement.Copy !req
785. No. it wasn't!
It was youCopy !req
786. trying to look likeCopy !req
787. you had a bunch of guys fighting
over youCopy !req
788. so you could stop looking like
some kindCopy !req
789. of outcast and be seenCopy !req
790. as some hot slutty girl singer!Copy !req
791. How could you do this to me;Copy !req
792. to all us guys?Copy !req
793. Is your stupid reputation
more importantCopy !req
794. than your relationships?Copy !req
795. Jessie, wait!Copy !req
796. I saw your video, Sue!
You were fabulous!Copy !req
797. You know, I haveCopy !req
798. to thank you, Jean.Copy !req
799. You always know exactly
what to say to meCopy !req
800. when I lose my way.Copy !req
801. Turns out all I needed
was an attitude change.Copy !req
802. I forgot how good
it feels to give back.Copy !req
803. I've spent
so much time worryingCopy !req
804. about what other people
thought about me,Copy !req
805. when there's really
only one person in the worldCopy !req
806. I want to impress.Copy !req
807. Who?Copy !req
808. Who? You, silly.Copy !req
809. So, yesterday,
I walkedCopy !req
810. back into that teachers' lounge,Copy !req
811. and I calmly informed them
of my unlikely skyrocketCopy !req
812. to showbiz fame,
and very gentlyCopy !req
813. told them all I just didn't care
what they thought about me.Copy !req
814. What's that? Oh, look.Copy !req
815. Sue Sylvester is a top 700
recording artist, people!Copy !req
816. Who's laughing now, huh?Copy !req
817. Now, since Olivia is givingCopy !req
818. her cut of the proceeds
to injured manatees,Copy !req
819. I've decided to giveCopy !req
820. all of my profits
to this nursing home.Copy !req
821. It's not going to be much.Copy !req
822. Olivia totally screwed me
in negotiations.Copy !req
823. I won't be workingCopy !req
824. with her again, but
it should be enoughCopy !req
825. for a couple of benches out back
for the summer.Copy !req
826. Maybe a little vegetable garden
for you to putter ound in.Copy !req
827. That'd be nice.Copy !req
828. Yeah.Copy !req
829. Now, after all these years,
how is itCopy !req
830. that you still know so much more
about everything than I do?Copy !req
831. I'm the smart one.Copy !req
832. You got the looks, too.Copy !req
833. How is that fair?Copy !req
834. Ah, thank you.Copy !req
835. (laughs) Let's say we
crack open a book, huh?Copy !req
836. Okay.Copy !req
837. See that— the
two little bears?Copy !req
838. That's you and I.
That's right.Copy !req
839. I'm the big one, right?
And I'm the small one.Copy !req
840. Yeah, you're the tiny one.Copy !req
841. And what does that say?Copy !req
842. "I always love you."Copy !req
843. "And I will always
love you."Copy !req
844. (knocks gently)
Hey.Copy !req
845. Uh, these are for you.Copy !req
846. They're lovely.Copy !req
847. Thank you.Copy !req
848. Um... I-I messed up, Emma.Copy !req
849. I think,
in all of thisCopy !req
850. (inhales deeply)
"discovering who I am" business,Copy !req
851. I took a couple of wrong turns.Copy !req
852. And I get how those detoursCopy !req
853. might have hurt you.Copy !req
854. But now I know
that that's not who I amCopy !req
855. or who I want to be.Copy !req
856. I know what's supposed
to happen now.Copy !req
857. I'm supposed to smileCopy !req
858. and be impressed by how in touch
you are with your feelingsCopy !req
859. and moon over the fact
that you care about me so much,Copy !req
860. but, um...Copy !req
861. I can't.Copy !req
862. But, Emily, th-this is...
this is killing me.Copy !req
863. I just...Copy !req
864. I want you to look at me
the way you used to.Copy !req
865. I can't.
(clears throat)Copy !req
866. But you know what,
that's a good thing.Copy !req
867. Really, if this relationship
is ever going to workCopy !req
868. between the two of us,
we have to startCopy !req
869. seeing each other
for who we really are.Copy !req
870. Thank you for the flowers.Copy !req
871. I know you're behind the Glist.Copy !req
872. You have no proof.
I can't believeCopy !req
873. that you're going to pin this
on me. I'll be expelled.Copy !req
874. I mean, it makes sense.Copy !req
875. Everything else
has been taken from me—Copy !req
876. my popularity, my body.Copy !req
877. Might as well throw away
my education.Copy !req
878. You know when I realized
that you did it?Copy !req
879. The moment I felt
what it was likeCopy !req
880. to walk in your shoes.Copy !req
881. I mean, it takes years
to build a good reputation,Copy !req
882. but only seconds to destroy it.Copy !req
883. Couple bad choices,
and you go from the topCopy !req
884. to the bottom.Copy !req
885. You have lost so much, Quinn.Copy !req
886. Which means you had the most
to gain from the Glist.Copy !req
887. I never meant to hurt anybody.Copy !req
888. I... I was captain
of the cheerleading squad,Copy !req
889. president of the Celibacy Club.Copy !req
890. I had Finn.Copy !req
891. People would part
like the Red Sea when I walkedCopy !req
892. down the hallway.Copy !req
893. Now I'm invisible.Copy !req
894. And you think being seen
as a cheap tramp is better?Copy !req
895. A bad reputation is better
than no reputation at all.Copy !req
896. Look, I know
that high school feelsCopy !req
897. like your whole life right now,Copy !req
898. but it's going to end.Copy !req
899. You're going to give
that baby to a familyCopy !req
900. who really wants it,
who's going to love it,Copy !req
901. and then you are going to go on
to do amazing things, Quinn.Copy !req
902. You really think that I
can get it all back one day?Copy !req
903. No.Copy !req
904. I think you can get
something even better.Copy !req
905. I mean, come on.
You're Quinn Fabray, right?Copy !req
906. I mean, those
people didn't partCopy !req
907. when you walked down the halls;Copy !req
908. you moved them
with your attitude.Copy !req
909. Thanks, Mr. Shue.Copy !req
910. You're a really good teacher—Copy !req
911. even if everybody
is calling you a man-whore.Copy !req
912. You wanted to see me,
William?Copy !req
913. I trust you
have come upCopy !req
914. with the perpetrators
of the Glist.Copy !req
915. I, um... I grilledCopy !req
916. every single one
of my students,Copy !req
917. and, uh... no one.Copy !req
918. No one copped
to making the Glist.Copy !req
919. They all closed ranks
and wouldn't rat out who did it.Copy !req
920. That's poppycock, Will.Copy !req
921. I will not let this school
be held hostageCopy !req
922. by juvenile shenanigans.Copy !req
923. I know, but... I mean,
your point has been made.Copy !req
924. The Glists have stopped.Copy !req
925. I think we should justCopy !req
926. call this a victory
and move on.Copy !req
927. Fine.Copy !req
928. I'm still praying for you, Will.Copy !req
929. Thank you.Copy !req
930. Hi.Copy !req
931. Are you still mad at me?Copy !req
932. You know,
before I transferred hereCopy !req
933. to make you my girlfriend,
I asked around about you,Copy !req
934. found out your rep,
what kind of girl you were.Copy !req
935. What did they say?
Most of themCopy !req
936. had no idea who you were.Copy !req
937. The ones that did
said youCopy !req
938. were kind of sneaky hot,
but that that qualityCopy !req
939. was canceled out
by a compulsive need to be rightCopy !req
940. and a strange affinityCopy !req
941. for sweaters
with animals on them.Copy !req
942. The most
interesting part was...Copy !req
943. that, even though no one
particularly liked you,Copy !req
944. they all said you were a person
who could be trusted.Copy !req
945. I still am.Copy !req
946. I have this pathological need
to be popular, okay?Copy !req
947. I... I just want people to think
I'm cool so bad sometimesCopy !req
948. that it just clouds
my judgment. Okay?Copy !req
949. As a fellow star
in the making, I'm...Copy !req
950. I'm sure you
can understand that.Copy !req
951. On that level, sure.Copy !req
952. But as the guy
who gave up everythingCopy !req
953. to be your one and only,
I just can't see past this.Copy !req
954. I should have been enough
for you, Rachel.Copy !req
955. I knew you'd break my heart.Copy !req
956. Well, that's the funny thing
about reputations.Copy !req
957. Everyone thinks
I'm the big heartbreaker,Copy !req
958. but the fact of the matter is...Copy !req
959. you broke mine first.Copy !req
960. Do me a favor.Copy !req
961. If we end up next to each otherCopy !req
962. on the bar
at Ballet Club this week,Copy !req
963. just do your arabesques
and piqués in silence.Copy !req
964. Don't talk to me.Copy !req
965. ♪ Turn around ♪Copy !req
966. ♪ Every now and then,
I get a little bit lonely ♪Copy !req
967. ♪ And you're never
comin' round ♪Copy !req
968. ♪ Turn around ♪Copy !req
969. ♪ Every now and then,
I get a little bit tired ♪Copy !req
970. ♪ Of listening
to the sound of my tears ♪Copy !req
971. ♪ Turn around ♪Copy !req
972. ♪ Every now and then,
I get a little bit terrified ♪Copy !req
973. ♪ And then I see the look
in your eyes ♪Copy !req
974. ♪ Turn around, bright eyes ♪Copy !req
975. ♪ Every now and then,
I fall apart ♪Copy !req
976. ♪ And I need you now tonight ♪Copy !req
977. ♪ And I need you
more than ever ♪Copy !req
978. ♪ And if you'll only
hold me tight ♪Copy !req
979. ♪ We'll be holding on forever ♪Copy !req
980. ♪ And we'll only
be making it right ♪Copy !req
981. ♪ 'Cause we'll never be wrong ♪Copy !req
982. ♪ Together we can take it
to the end of the line ♪Copy !req
983. ♪ Your love is like
a shadow on me ♪Copy !req
984. ♪ All of the time ♪
♪ All of the time ♪Copy !req
985. ♪ I don't know what to do,
I'm always in the dark ♪Copy !req
986. ♪ You're living in a powder keg
and giving off sparks ♪Copy !req
987. ♪ I really need you tonight ♪Copy !req
988. ♪ Forever's going
to start tonight ♪Copy !req
989. ♪ Forever's going to
start tonight ♪Copy !req
990. ♪ Once upon a time
there was light in my life ♪Copy !req
991. ♪ Now I'm only
falling apart ♪Copy !req
992. ♪ There's nothing I can say ♪Copy !req
993. ♪ Total eclipse of the heart ♪Copy !req
994. ♪ Turn around, bright eyes ♪Copy !req
995. ♪ Every now and then,
I fall apart ♪Copy !req
996. ♪ Turn around, bright eyes ♪Copy !req
997. ♪ Every now and then,
I fall apart ♪Copy !req
998. ♪ And I need you now tonight ♪Copy !req
999. ♪ And I need you
more than ever ♪Copy !req
1000. ♪ And we'll only
be making it right ♪Copy !req
1001. ♪ 'Cause we'll never be wrong ♪Copy !req
1002. ♪ Together we can take it
to the end of the line ♪Copy !req
1003. ♪ Your love is like
a shadow on me ♪Copy !req
1004. ♪ All of the time ♪
♪ All of the time ♪Copy !req
1005. ♪ I don't know what to do,
I'm always in the dark ♪Copy !req
1006. ♪ You're living in a powder keg
and giving off sparks ♪Copy !req
1007. ♪ I really need you tonight ♪Copy !req
1008. ♪ Forever's going
to start tonight ♪Copy !req
1009. ♪ Forever's going to
start tonight ♪Copy !req
1010. ♪ Once upon a time,
I was falling in love ♪Copy !req
1011. ♪ Now I'm only falling apart ♪Copy !req
1012. ♪ There's nothing I can do ♪Copy !req
1013. ♪ Total eclipse of the heart ♪Copy !req
1014. ♪ Turn around, bright eyes. ™ªCopy !req