1. And ken just seems
kind of angry.Copy !req
2. And that's what you missed on...Copy !req
3. I bet we get stuck with mr. Sinacori...Copy !req
4. As our sectionals advisor.Copy !req
5. Oh, the creepy math teacher?Copy !req
6. He's always singing when
he walks down the halls.Copy !req
7. Hey, guys.Copy !req
8. Did any of you think it was weird...Copy !req
9. The way that puck rushed to quinn's aid...Copy !req
10. During rehearsal yesterday?Copy !req
11. Is it the baby? Is it coming?Copy !req
12. Think we're supposed to get hot towels.
Would you both just shut up!Copy !req
13. There's, like, sweat on the floor.
I slipped, okay?Copy !req
14. I'm fine!Copy !req
15. No.Copy !req
16. I mean, he likes her.Copy !req
17. I mean, they're friends. We all know that.Copy !req
18. Yeah, but it seemed Yeah,
but it seemed like more than that.Copy !req
19. I've never told you guys this before,Copy !req
20. But I'm a little psychic.Copy !req
21. I can't read minds or anything yet,Copy !req
22. But I do have a sixth sense.Copy !req
23. Something is definitely going on there.Copy !req
24. Uh, we... We got to go.Copy !req
25. We have to practice.Copy !req
26. Oh, and we will, as soon as mr. Schuester...Copy !req
27. Names a faculty advisor to replace him.Copy !req
28. There's nothing to be scared of.Copy !req
29. I mean, it... It's not
like carrie or anything.Copy !req
30. Hey. She's onto it.Copy !req
31. I know. It's really freaking me out.Copy !req
32. Hold up.Copy !req
33. Artie's buzzing in. I'm going party line.Copy !req
34. Dudes, this is serious.Copy !req
35. If she finds out, she's going to tell finn.Copy !req
36. She's a total trout mouth.Copy !req
37. Kurt wants in.Copy !req
38. I say we lock rachel up
until after sectionals.Copy !req
39. I volunteer my basement. We can't.Copy !req
40. We need her to sing. Damn her talent.Copy !req
41. We just heard. Who told?Copy !req
42. We assumed it was you.Copy !req
43. Why would I do that?Copy !req
44. To get back at puck. Aren't you guys dating?Copy !req
45. Sex is not dating.Copy !req
46. If it were, santana and I would be dating.Copy !req
47. Look, I don't want to rock the boat.Copy !req
48. Since quinn got pregnant,
I'm top dog around here.Copy !req
49. Hold up. Rachel's walking by.Copy !req
50. Hey, hot mama?Copy !req
51. She's gone.Copy !req
52. Look, I know I screwed up...Copy !req
53. Telling all you guys about quinn and puck,Copy !req
54. And I feel really terrible about it,Copy !req
55. But we cannot let rachel figure this out.Copy !req
56. If she tells finn, he's going to flip.Copy !req
57. And then, we really have
no chance at sectionals.Copy !req
58. Are you sure about this?Copy !req
59. But the wedding is on Saturday.Copy !req
60. Your wedding. I know.Copy !req
61. We just pushed it back a few hours.Copy !req
62. Now it doesn't have to
happen in broad daylight.Copy !req
63. Really, I want to do this, will.Copy !req
64. I want to take the kids to sectionals.Copy !req
65. Okay, but... What about ken?Copy !req
66. I mean, he-he's going to be furious.Copy !req
67. I appealed to him as an educator.Copy !req
68. You will always choose schuester over me.Copy !req
69. He won't even be there, ken.Copy !req
70. I am doing this for the kids.
I really thought...Copy !req
71. That you of all people
would understand this.Copy !req
72. This time, I don't think that I do.Copy !req
73. He took it great.Copy !req
74. Just great.Copy !req
75. I can't thank you enough.Copy !req
76. Hey. Hey.Copy !req
77. I know it's not my place,
but have you had your doctor run...Copy !req
78. The full genetic test panel
on your unborn child?Copy !req
79. I only ask...Copy !req
80. Because my cousin, leon,
and his wife got pregnant,Copy !req
81. And then they found out that
he was a carrier for tay-sachs.Copy !req
82. What's that?Copy !req
83. It's a genetic disorder—Copy !req
84. Pretty terrible from what I understand.Copy !req
85. If one of the parents is a carrier,Copy !req
86. Then there's, like, a 50%
chance that the child has it...Copy !req
87. Or something like that.Copy !req
88. No, leon's... Leon's baby was fine.Copy !req
89. It was still pretty scary, though.Copy !req
90. My doctor never mentioned that.Copy !req
91. You know... I'm such an idiot.Copy !req
92. They would only run the test if
one of the parents was jewish.Copy !req
93. Yeah, only jews carry the gene. Oh.Copy !req
94. Okay, I'll see you in rehearsal.Copy !req
95. You have to take me to go
get those jewish baby tests.Copy !req
96. Why? Is that even a real thing?Copy !req
97. Because, if something
is wrong with the baby,Copy !req
98. Terri schuester isn't going to take it.Copy !req
99. And I can't ask finn.Copy !req
100. He'll know something's up.Copy !req
101. Does this have to happen tonight?Copy !req
102. Because I have my fight club.Copy !req
103. Hey, guys? Hey, guys?Copy !req
104. Let's, uh... Let's gather 'round.Copy !req
105. Well... I have found my replacement.Copy !req
106. So, give it up for ms. Pillsbury.Copy !req
107. She's the one they made me talk to...Copy !req
108. When they found out I was
keeping that bird in my locker.Copy !req
109. So, do you even know anything about music?Copy !req
110. Well... What's important...Copy !req
111. Is that she cares about you guys...Copy !req
112. Every bit as much as I do.Copy !req
113. Now...Copy !req
114. I-I don't know what the
future holds for me...Copy !req
115. And for us, but I know, Saturday,Copy !req
116. You're going to make me proud.Copy !req
117. You guys are going to be great.Copy !req
118. So...Copy !req
119. Good-bye for now.Copy !req
120. Wait.Copy !req
121. What about our set list?Copy !req
122. I... I can't help you with that.Copy !req
123. You've got to figure
that out for yourselves.Copy !req
124. All right, guys.Copy !req
125. Well, we have to do "proud mary"
in wheelchairs. That's in.Copy !req
126. And "don't stop believing," for sure.Copy !req
127. What about the ballad?
I would be thrilled...Copy !req
128. To contribute a ballad from my repertoire.Copy !req
129. Okay, you know what, Okay,
you know what, miss bossy pants?Copy !req
130. Enough.Copy !req
131. I've worked just as hard as you,
and I'm just as good as you.Copy !req
132. You know, you always end
up stealing the spotlight.Copy !req
133. Mercedes, do you honestly think...Copy !req
134. You're as strong of a balladeer as I am?Copy !req
135. Ballads are kind Ballads
are kind of my thing.Copy !req
136. Okay, um, rachel, Okay, um, rachel,Copy !req
137. Why don't you let mercedes...Copy !req
138. Give it a try?Copy !req
139. Okay. Okay.Copy !req
140. Rachel.Copy !req
141. Do I even need to tell you what song?Copy !req
142. Horns, strings, keep up.Copy !req
143. Thoughts?Copy !req
144. It's clear the room adores you.Copy !req
145. And, although it wouldn't
be my first choice, well...Copy !req
146. I can't wait to see you sing
that song at sectionals.Copy !req
147. You're amazing, mercedes,
and you deserve it.Copy !req
148. I'm going to hug you now.Copy !req
149. Okay. Come on.Copy !req
150. That was pretty cool in there.Copy !req
151. I... I know that must
have been hard for you.Copy !req
152. It was the right thing to do.Copy !req
153. I... I wanted to bring the team together.Copy !req
154. Yeah.Copy !req
155. You know, I got to be honest.Copy !req
156. I'm kind of pumped about sectionals.Copy !req
157. This has been a...Copy !req
158. Hard couple of months-
- with quinn and the baby...Copy !req
159. And everything and...Copy !req
160. I don't know— I really think that...Copy !req
161. Winning could make
everything good for while.Copy !req
162. You know?Copy !req
163. Is that stupid?Copy !req
164. It's not stupid at all.Copy !req
165. Is something up with you?Copy !req
166. I want you to be happy, finn.Copy !req
167. Oh.Copy !req
168. And when you care about someone,Copy !req
169. You can't sit around and
watch them suffer...Copy !req
170. When you know you can do something about it.Copy !req
171. What are you talking about?Copy !req
172. I have to tell you something.Copy !req
173. Hey, come on, come on. Get off him!Copy !req
174. Knock it off! Get off! Get off!Copy !req
175. Hey.Copy !req
176. Tell the truth! Punk just
walked in and sucker punched me.Copy !req
177. Don't play dumb— you're too
freaking dumb to play dumb.Copy !req
178. Come on! Come on! Who told you this, finn?Copy !req
179. Obviously, it was rachel.
What? I didn't do anything.Copy !req
180. Yeah, it was rachel,
but I want to hear it from you.Copy !req
181. I want to heart it from both of you.
Finn, just calm down.Copy !req
182. No! They're both lying to me!Copy !req
183. Is it true?Copy !req
184. Just tell me— is it true?Copy !req
185. Yes.Copy !req
186. Puck is the father.Copy !req
187. So, all...Copy !req
188. All that stuff in the hot tub...Copy !req
189. You just made that up?Copy !req
190. You were stupid enough to buy it.Copy !req
191. Hey, hey, hey, hey.Copy !req
192. I am so sorry. I am so sorry.Copy !req
193. Screw this.Copy !req
194. I'm done with you.Copy !req
195. I'm done with...Copy !req
196. I'm done with all of you!Copy !req
197. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
198. I fully understand if
you want to beat me up.Copy !req
199. If you can, just try to avoid my nose.Copy !req
200. I'm not mad at you.Copy !req
201. All you did was what I
wasn't brave enough to do—Copy !req
202. Tell the truth.Copy !req
203. I was selfish when I told him.Copy !req
204. I wanted to break you two up,Copy !req
205. So he would want to be with me.Copy !req
206. And now neither of us have him.Copy !req
207. I have hurt so many people.Copy !req
208. Can you go now?Copy !req
209. I just really want to be alone.Copy !req
210. Hey.Copy !req
211. So, I know you're upset now.Copy !req
212. But I want to be with you.Copy !req
213. And I'm going to do everything I can...Copy !req
214. To be a good dad to our baby.Copy !req
215. Thanks.Copy !req
216. But I honestly can't handle...Copy !req
217. Any more stress in my life right now.Copy !req
218. I'm going to do this on my own.Copy !req
219. I know you don't understand it.Copy !req
220. But please respect it.Copy !req
221. So, the competition...Copy !req
222. Right. I'll have my cell phone on.Copy !req
223. I know. You already told me.Copy !req
224. Three times. And you wrote it down.Copy !req
225. Reporting for duty,Copy !req
226. Mr. Schuester. I have to tell you,Copy !req
227. I get terrible public event anxiety.Copy !req
228. You know what, jacob?Copy !req
229. It's okay. We just need a 12th member.Copy !req
230. All right, so, um, just sway in back.Copy !req
231. You don't even have to sing.Copy !req
232. Yeah, don't even sing.Copy !req
233. Okay. Okay. Great.Copy !req
234. So, um, still no word from finn?Copy !req
235. No.Copy !req
236. I can't thank you enough.Copy !req
237. Okay.Copy !req
238. Okay.Copy !req
239. So, smooth sailing so far,
we're all signed in.Copy !req
240. And, um...Copy !req
241. According to the program,Copy !req
242. You have drawn performance
slot number three.Copy !req
243. We're going last? Isn't that bad?Copy !req
244. Hardly.Copy !req
245. This is good news.Copy !req
246. My extensive auditioning for
community theater has taught me...Copy !req
247. That we either want to go first or last.Copy !req
248. If we're first, then everyone
has to measure up to us,Copy !req
249. And if we're last,Copy !req
250. Then we're freshest in the judges' minds.Copy !req
251. And did you ever get any of those parts?Copy !req
252. I'm with rachel. On this.Copy !req
253. The glass is definitely half full...Copy !req
254. Of some very good things right now.Copy !req
255. Yeah, ms. Pillsbury's right.Copy !req
256. I mean, we're here now, right?Copy !req
257. No reason not...Copy !req
258. To go in with some positive mojo.Copy !req
259. Right. Right.Copy !req
260. Right. Right. Right.Copy !req
261. We've got a problem.Copy !req
262. They're doing all of our numbers.Copy !req
263. The kids are completely freaking out.Copy !req
264. Artie keeps ramming himself into the wall,Copy !req
265. And I'm pretty sure jacob
ben israel wet himself.Copy !req
266. I knew it!Copy !req
267. Sue leaked the set list.Copy !req
268. Will...Copy !req
269. Will, these kids need a leader right now.Copy !req
270. Just hold tight.Copy !req
271. I know what to do.Copy !req
272. Okay.Copy !req
273. Sue!Copy !req
274. What kind of teacher are you?Copy !req
275. Hey, buddy! I just came by
to feed my venus flytrap.Copy !req
276. You leaked the set list!Copy !req
277. And you are not going to get away with it!Copy !req
278. That is a libelous accusation,Copy !req
279. And I insist you retract it immediately.Copy !req
280. You have no proof.Copy !req
281. No proof?Copy !req
282. You are the only person who had the list!Copy !req
283. But other than that, you have no proof.Copy !req
284. It's time to face facts, william.Copy !req
285. Your little club will have
had its shot at the big time,Copy !req
286. And they will have failed.Copy !req
287. Glee club will be canceled,Copy !req
288. And all that money figgins
has been funneling...Copy !req
289. Into your budget will finally...Copy !req
290. And rightfully be restored to mine.Copy !req
291. You have crossed the line.Copy !req
292. I am not going to sit idly by anymore.Copy !req
293. I am going to expose you...Copy !req
294. For the fraud that you have become.Copy !req
295. Bring it on, william.Copy !req
296. I'm reasonably confident...Copy !req
297. That you will be adding revenge...Copy !req
298. To the long list of
things you're no good at—Copy !req
299. Right next to being being married...Copy !req
300. Don't.Copy !req
301. Running a high school glee club,Copy !req
302. And finding a hairstyle...Copy !req
303. That doesn't make you look like a lesbian.Copy !req
304. Love ya like a sista.Copy !req
305. Get your hands off me.Copy !req
306. You're not going to push a woman, are you?Copy !req
307. I didn't think so.Copy !req
308. Hey, finn.Copy !req
309. I just called your mom.
She told me you'd be here.Copy !req
310. Yeah, you know, football season ended,Copy !req
311. So I'm just cleaning out my things.Copy !req
312. Sounds like something that
could've waited till Monday.Copy !req
313. You heard anything?Copy !req
314. Yeah.Copy !req
315. It's pretty bad.Copy !req
316. I can't be there.Copy !req
317. And I can?Copy !req
318. I can't even...Copy !req
319. Be in the same room as her
without crying like a girl.Copy !req
320. I can't look at him without
wanting to punch his face off.Copy !req
321. I don't have any more pep talks, finn.Copy !req
322. You know I know how you feel.Copy !req
323. All I know is that—Copy !req
324. Between you and me—Copy !req
325. I don't think that they can win without you.Copy !req
326. But that's not fair.Copy !req
327. Why does it always have to come down to me?Copy !req
328. Why do I always have to be the bigger man?Copy !req
329. Because sometimes being special...Copy !req
330. Sucks.Copy !req
331. I just want everything to be like it—Copy !req
332. Like it never happened, you know?Copy !req
333. Well, finn...Copy !req
334. You can't always get what you want.Copy !req
335. Listen, I'll be in the choir room.Copy !req
336. Oh, mr. Shue, you forgot your keys.Copy !req
337. No, I didn't.Copy !req
338. Nope, your money's no good here, I'm buying.Copy !req
339. Celebratory giant pretzels.Copy !req
340. I don't feel much like celebrating.Copy !req
341. Why not?Copy !req
342. One of us is going to take this thing.Copy !req
343. Hi.Copy !req
344. Nice set list.Copy !req
345. Of course, I haven't heard
your deaf kids perform yet,Copy !req
346. But I hear they're doing "
don't stop believing."Copy !req
347. Um, who are you?Copy !req
348. I'm so sorry, let me introduce myself.Copy !req
349. I'm emma pillsbury.Copy !req
350. I'm the faculty advisor for the
mckinley high school glee club.Copy !req
351. Oh. What happened to the white
guy with the jheri curl?Copy !req
352. You should be ashamed. Aren't you ashamed?Copy !req
353. You're educators.Copy !req
354. Actually, no, you know what?
You're more than that.Copy !req
355. You take care of disadvantaged kids.Copy !req
356. And you're teaching them that...Copy !req
357. The only way they can compete
in this world is by cheating.Copy !req
358. I'm sorry, but what kind of message is that?Copy !req
359. I don't know what you're talking about.Copy !req
360. "don't stop believing"
is the most downloaded song...Copy !req
361. In the history of itunes.Copy !req
362. I've only got one good ear...Copy !req
363. And even I know that. Scarlet fever.Copy !req
364. Right, and "proud mary?"...Copy !req
365. In wheelchairs?Copy !req
366. Do you have any idea...Copy !req
367. How much winning is going
to mean to my girls?Copy !req
368. It's going to be a life changer—Copy !req
369. Make them feel like they're
worth something again.Copy !req
370. I'm-I'm sorry, do you— do you think...Copy !req
371. That they're not going to
know that something's up?Copy !req
372. The fact that you just magically came up...Copy !req
373. With two brand-new numbers
days before competition?Copy !req
374. They were great up there.Copy !req
375. That's all I know. I think...Copy !req
376. What we have here is a case of deaf racism.Copy !req
377. Shame on you.Copy !req
378. No, you know what the real shame is?Copy !req
379. Is that maybe if you believed in
them just a little bit more...Copy !req
380. They would've been amazing up there.Copy !req
381. Without cheating.Copy !req
382. Meeting in the green room in five minutes.Copy !req
383. You leaked the set list,
you don't want to be here—Copy !req
384. You were just sue sylvester's little moles.Copy !req
385. I know for a fact that's true.Copy !req
386. Sue asked us to spy for her.Copy !req
387. Look, we may still Look,
we may still be cheerios,Copy !req
388. But neither of us ever
gave sue the set list.Copy !req
389. Well... I-I did, but I didn't know...Copy !req
390. What she was going to do with it.Copy !req
391. Okay, look, believe what you want,Copy !req
392. But no one's forcing me to be here.Copy !req
393. And if you ever tell
anyone this I'll deny it—Copy !req
394. But I like being in glee club.Copy !req
395. It's the best part of my day, okay?Copy !req
396. I wasn't going to go and mess it up.Copy !req
397. I believe you.Copy !req
398. Okay, look, guys, there's no
point in us arguing anymore.Copy !req
399. We-we have go on in an hour.Copy !req
400. And we have no songs.Copy !req
401. Perhaps I could improvise
some of my def poetry jams.Copy !req
402. No. No?Copy !req
403. Look, we're going to do this the right way.Copy !req
404. Let's start with the ballad.Copy !req
405. Mercedes, do you have anything
else in your repertoire?Copy !req
406. Yeah, but it's not as good...Copy !req
407. As anything you're going to sing.Copy !req
408. No, we, we agreed... We agreed...Copy !req
409. That I would sing "and I'm telling you,"...Copy !req
410. And that ain't happening.Copy !req
411. Look, rachel,Copy !req
412. The truth is you're the
best singer that we've got.Copy !req
413. As much as it hurts me to As much as
it hurts me to admit it— and it does—Copy !req
414. She's right.Copy !req
415. Rachel's our star.Copy !req
416. If anyone is going...Copy !req
417. To go belt it on the fly, it should be her.Copy !req
418. Well, I do have something...Copy !req
419. That I've been working on since I was four.Copy !req
420. Then I guess we have our ballad,
and we can close...Copy !req
421. With "somebody to love."Copy !req
422. It's a real crowd-pleaser.Copy !req
423. Yeah, that and a can of soup
will guarantee us third place.Copy !req
424. We still need another song...Copy !req
425. We can all sing together.Copy !req
426. I have one.Copy !req
427. I found the sheet music online.Copy !req
428. I used the cheerios'
copier to make copies...Copy !req
429. And then I trashed the thing.Copy !req
430. Mike, matt,Copy !req
431. Brittany, santana, you're our best dancers.Copy !req
432. Figure something out and
we'll all follow your lead.Copy !req
433. It's going to be choppy. Good.Copy !req
434. We're best when we're loose.Copy !req
435. Look, all we have going for us is
that we believe in ourselves...Copy !req
436. And what we're singing about.Copy !req
437. If we can show the judges that...Copy !req
438. We might have a shot at this thing.Copy !req
439. It's good to have you back, finn.Copy !req
440. You cool if I take my spot back?Copy !req
441. Quite.Copy !req
442. I was just here because I was hoping...Copy !req
443. To get into rachel's pants.Copy !req
444. We cool, dude?Copy !req
445. No.Copy !req
446. Finn...Copy !req
447. You okay?Copy !req
448. Don't worry about me.Copy !req
449. Okay, this is all up to you now.Copy !req
450. You wanted the solo, you wanted...Copy !req
451. The chance to be the star.Copy !req
452. This is your chance.Copy !req
453. Don't screw it up.Copy !req
454. Well, a-are they nervous?Copy !req
455. Has it started?Copy !req
456. Showtime.Copy !req
457. And now our final team—Copy !req
458. Mckinley high's new directions!Copy !req
459. Ladies and gentlemen, the new directions.Copy !req
460. Okay, I'm just going to come out and say it.Copy !req
461. This is a singing competition.Copy !req
462. I don't know how those deaf kids got in.Copy !req
463. They weren't singing.Copy !req
464. They were, like, honking...Copy !req
465. And everyone was crying and I was,
like, "get off the stage.Copy !req
466. You're terrible and you're
making me super uncomfortable."Copy !req
467. Now, hold on just a second, candy.Copy !req
468. Those haverhurst kids twice had
me reaching for my handkerchief,Copy !req
469. And those jane addams
girls had it going on...Copy !req
470. In all the right places.Copy !req
471. Can I just say something?
Can I just say something?Copy !req
472. I have no idea what the hell I'm doing here.Copy !req
473. I'm serious.Copy !req
474. I don't understand what a glee club is...Copy !req
475. And I have never even heard
the term "show choir"...Copy !req
476. Until about three hours ago...Copy !req
477. When my boss told me he
had tickets to nascar...Copy !req
478. And I had to fill in at this fool event.Copy !req
479. Those jane addams girls—Copy !req
480. I'll be damned...Copy !req
481. If I didn't apportion
hundreds of thousands...Copy !req
482. Of taxpayers' dollars to that school...Copy !req
483. So they can parade their
behinds around like a bunch...Copy !req
484. Of hoochie hos.Copy !req
485. The mckinley group was good but
didn't seem all that rehearsed,Copy !req
486. But I liked their energy.Copy !req
487. Well, I have to admit I have a soft spot...Copy !req
488. For the rolling stones.Copy !req
489. I was at altamont speedway in '69.Copy !req
490. I actually saw that guy get stabbed.Copy !req
491. Can't get that image out of my noggin...Copy !req
492. To this day.Copy !req
493. I seriously don't know...Copy !req
494. What either one of you are talking about.Copy !req
495. I have never been so bored.Copy !req
496. I mean,Copy !req
497. If I had to pick a group
that I hated the least...Copy !req
498. It doesn't sound good, guys.Copy !req
499. Hey,Copy !req
500. Um...Copy !req
501. I just wanted to say how great you all were,Copy !req
502. And I thought you were amazing.Copy !req
503. We have nothing to say to you.Copy !req
504. Because we cheated, I know.Copy !req
505. I feel terrible about it,Copy !req
506. But I'm going to tell
the judges right now...Copy !req
507. That we don't deserve to win.Copy !req
508. And your e-mail addresses?Copy !req
509. You guys were so much fun to watch.Copy !req
510. You should be very proud.Copy !req
511. Get me the hell out of here.Copy !req
512. Um, excuse me, um, I have
something I need to tell you.Copy !req
513. I'm sorry, we've made our decision.Copy !req
514. Hi.Copy !req
515. I thought you worked on Saturday afternoon.Copy !req
516. Yeah, I came home early.Copy !req
517. I'm tired.Copy !req
518. I haven't been sleeping very well.Copy !req
519. What's with the monkey suit?Copy !req
520. Ken and emma's wedding—Copy !req
521. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
522. Here.Copy !req
523. Oh, I'm fine. Oh.Copy !req
524. I want you to know I've
been seeing a therapist.Copy !req
525. Oh, it's just at the local
community center, but still.Copy !req
526. Good.Copy !req
527. I hope it works out for you.Copy !req
528. I'm taking responsibility, will.Copy !req
529. I mean, I'm weak, and I'm selfish,Copy !req
530. And I let my anxiety rule my life,Copy !req
531. But you know I wasn't always that way.Copy !req
532. It's just that... I wanted so many things...Copy !req
533. That I know we're never going to have.Copy !req
534. But that was okay as
long as I still had you.Copy !req
535. Say something?Copy !req
536. I'm looking at you,Copy !req
537. And I'm trying.Copy !req
538. I mean, I really want to feel that thing...Copy !req
539. I always felt when I looked at you before.Copy !req
540. That feeling of family,Copy !req
541. Of love.Copy !req
542. But it's gone.Copy !req
543. Forever?Copy !req
544. I don't know.Copy !req
545. Hey.Copy !req
546. Nice ice sculpture.Copy !req
547. Where's ken?Copy !req
548. Um, home,Copy !req
549. I'd imagine,Copy !req
550. Probably trying to regain
some of the pride...Copy !req
551. That I stole from him.Copy !req
552. He dumped me.Copy !req
553. What?Copy !req
554. He said moving the wedding for
sectionals was the last straw.Copy !req
555. But I thought he understood...Copy !req
556. That-that you were doing this for the kids.Copy !req
557. He understand that...Copy !req
558. I wasn't doing it for the kids.Copy !req
559. I was doing it for you.Copy !req
560. Emma...Copy !req
561. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
562. No. Gosh, no, it's not your fault.Copy !req
563. I-I really messed up.Copy !req
564. He was absolutely right.Copy !req
565. I was settling for him.Copy !req
566. Really, one blink from you, will,Copy !req
567. And I would have been out the door.Copy !req
568. So, um...Copy !req
569. I e-mailed my resignation to figgins.Copy !req
570. I...Copy !req
571. My last day is Monday.Copy !req
572. I just can't...Copy !req
573. I just can't be at that school.Copy !req
574. I can't see ken without feeling ashamed,Copy !req
575. And I can't see you without
feeling heartbroken.Copy !req
576. I just left my wife.Copy !req
577. No.Copy !req
578. I'm sorry. I, um...Copy !req
579. I'm going.Copy !req
580. But I just...Copy !req
581. Just left your wife.Copy !req
582. Exactly.Copy !req
583. You just did.Copy !req
584. You make a beautiful bride.Copy !req
585. Thank you.Copy !req
586. Sue, the directors,
both from the jane addams academy...Copy !req
587. And haverbrook school for the deaf,Copy !req
588. Have informed me...Copy !req
589. That you gave them the
new directions' set list.Copy !req
590. You have no proof.Copy !req
591. The set lists were on cheerios' letterhead.Copy !req
592. I didn't do it.Copy !req
593. They say, "from the desk of sue sylvester."Copy !req
594. Circumstantial evidence.Copy !req
595. They're written in your handwriting!Copy !req
596. Forgeries.Copy !req
597. Sue, there is an orgy of
evidence stacked against you!Copy !req
598. Well, you've clearly
made up your mind not...Copy !req
599. To be impartial in this case.Copy !req
600. So let's see if you can't
wrap up this little lecture,Copy !req
601. Slap me on the wrist, and let me get back...Copy !req
602. To whipping my squad of
champions into shape.Copy !req
603. We have to be in albuquerque...Copy !req
604. In a couple of weeks for nationals.Copy !req
605. Sue!Copy !req
606. Sit down!Copy !req
607. Sue, as of today,Copy !req
608. You are no longer coach of the cheerios.Copy !req
609. I beg your pardon?Copy !req
610. As of today,Copy !req
611. You are no longer coach of the cheerios.Copy !req
612. I beg your pardon!Copy !req
613. All this time, I thought...
I beg your pardon?Copy !req
614. All this time, I thought mr.
Schuester was overreacting.Copy !req
615. And frankly, I was too willing...Copy !req
616. To look past your monkeyshines
because you kept winning.Copy !req
617. But now, you've gone too far!Copy !req
618. You have embarrassed yourself...Copy !req
619. And besmirched the name of william mckinley.Copy !req
620. A failed president.Copy !req
621. Oh, please!Copy !req
622. The greatest one who ever lived!Copy !req
623. You are suspended from
this school as of today.Copy !req
624. Shue, you have anything to add?Copy !req
625. I think you said it all.Copy !req
626. My word is official!Copy !req
627. Let it be written.Copy !req
628. Okay, if this is the way
you want to play it.Copy !req
629. Okay.Copy !req
630. Shue, in light of sue's interference,Copy !req
631. I am reinstating you as
coach of the glee club.Copy !req
632. I contacted the ohio show
choir governing board...Copy !req
633. And set the record straight.Copy !req
634. Thank you, sir.Copy !req
635. My pleasure.Copy !req
636. all right.Copy !req
637. Good job.Copy !req
638. Schuester?Copy !req
639. Well played, sir.Copy !req
640. I underestimated you.Copy !req
641. All right, here's what happens.Copy !req
642. I'm gonna head down to my condo
in boca to brown up a bit,Copy !req
643. Get myself back into fighting shape.Copy !req
644. Then I'm gonna return to this school...Copy !req
645. Even more hell-bent on your destruction.Copy !req
646. Get ready for the ride of your life,
will schuester.Copy !req
647. You are about to board the
sue sylvester express.Copy !req
648. Destination? Horror!Copy !req
649. I look forward to it, sue.Copy !req
650. You know you just woke a sleeping giant.Copy !req
651. Prepared to be crushed.Copy !req
652. Hmm.Copy !req
653. Well, we have a few things we'd
like to show you, mr. Shue.Copy !req
654. The first...Copy !req
655. wow!Copy !req
656. yeah!Copy !req
657. I am so proud of you guys.Copy !req
658. You won fair and square.Copy !req
659. The result was unanimous,Copy !req
660. And the judges didn't even know
about all the shenanigans...Copy !req
661. That were going on behind the scenes.Copy !req
662. So... Congratulations.Copy !req
663. You earned this.Copy !req
664. yeah!Copy !req
665. Give it up! Come on! All right!Copy !req
666. But...Copy !req
667. Now we have regionals to worry about.Copy !req
668. And you can bet that vocal adrenaline...Copy !req
669. Is hard at work, so we should be, too.Copy !req
670. So, let's get started.Copy !req
671. Uh, wait, mr. Shue.Copy !req
672. There's one more thing.Copy !req
673. Since you weren't able to
be there to see us perform,Copy !req
674. We put together a special
number just for you.Copy !req