1. Here's what you missed last week.Copy !req
2. Will found out Terri's fake pregnant.Copy !req
3. Yikes. Will left, and he's
sleeping at school...Copy !req
4. and he's disqualified from sectionals
because he slept on a mattress.Copy !req
5. And Quinn's pregnant,
but Puck's the father, not Finn.Copy !req
6. Which is awkward since
Quinn's been living at Finn's house...Copy !req
7. since her parents kicked her out.Copy !req
8. And Sue gave the competition
Will's set list for sectionals.Copy !req
9. And Ken and Emma's wedding is that same
day, so Will can't go to the wedding...Copy !req
10. and Emma can't go to sectionals,
and Ken just seems kind of angry.Copy !req
11. I bet we get stuck with Mr. Sinacori
as our sectionals adviser.Copy !req
12. The creepy math teacher?Copy !req
13. He's always singing
when he walks down the halls.Copy !req
14. Hey, guys. Did any of you
think it was weird...Copy !req
15. the way that Puck rushed to Quinn's aid
during rehearsal yesterday?Copy !req
16. Is it the baby? Is it comin' ?Copy !req
17. I think we're supposed to get hot towels.Copy !req
18. Would you both just shut up!
There's sweat on the floor.Copy !req
19. I slipped, okay? I'm fine.Copy !req
20. No.Copy !req
21. I mean, he likes her.
They're friends. We all know that.Copy !req
22. Yeah, but it seemed like more than that.Copy !req
23. I've never told you guys this before,
but I'm a little psychic.Copy !req
24. I can't read minds or anything yet...Copy !req
25. but I do have a sixth sense.Copy !req
26. Something is definitely going on there.Copy !req
27. Uh, we-we gotta go.Copy !req
28. - We have to practice.
- Oh, and we will.Copy !req
29. As soon as Mr. Schuester
names a faculty adviser to replace him.Copy !req
30. It's nothing to be scared of.
It's not like Carrie or anything.Copy !req
31. Hey, she's onto it.Copy !req
32. I know. It's really freaking me out.Copy !req
33. - Hold up.Copy !req
34. Artie's buzzing. I'm going party line.Copy !req
35. Dudes, this is serious.
If she finds out, she's gonna tell Finn.Copy !req
36. She's a total trout mouth.Copy !req
37. Kurt wants in.Copy !req
38. I say we lock Rachel up until after sectionals.
I volunteer my basement.Copy !req
39. - We can't. We need her to sing.
- Damn her talent.Copy !req
40. - We just heard. Who told?
- We assumed it was you.Copy !req
41. - Why would I do that?
- To get back at Puck.Copy !req
42. - Aren't you guys dating?
- Sex is not dating.Copy !req
43. If it were, Santana and I would be dating.Copy !req
44. Look, I don't wanna rock the boat.Copy !req
45. Since Quinn got pregnant,
I'm top dog around here.Copy !req
46. Hold up.
Rachel's walking by.Copy !req
47. Hey, hot mama.Copy !req
48. She's gone.Copy !req
49. Look, I know I screwed up
telling all you guys about Quinn and Puck.Copy !req
50. And I feel really terrible about it...Copy !req
51. but we cannot let Rachel figure this out.Copy !req
52. If she tells Finn, he's going to flip.Copy !req
53. And then we really have
no chance at sectionals.Copy !req
54. - Are you sure about this?Copy !req
55. But the wedding's on Saturday...
your wedding.Copy !req
56. I know. We just pushed it
back a few hours.Copy !req
57. Now it doesn't have
to happen in broad daylight.Copy !req
58. I want to do this, Will.
I want to take the kids to sectionals.Copy !req
59. Okay, but... but what about Ken?
He's gonna be furious.Copy !req
60. I appealed to him as an educator.Copy !req
61. You will always choose Schuester over me.Copy !req
62. He won't even be there, Ken.
I am doing this for the kids.Copy !req
63. I really thought that you of all people
would understand this.Copy !req
64. This time, I don't think that I do.Copy !req
65. He took it great. Just great.Copy !req
66. I can't...Copy !req
67. I can't thank you enough.Copy !req
68. Hey. I know it's not my place...Copy !req
69. but have you had your doctor run the full
genetic test panel on your unborn child?Copy !req
70. I only ask because my Cousin Leon
and his wife got pregnant...Copy !req
71. and then they found out
that he was a carrier for Tay-Sachs.Copy !req
72. - What's that?
- It's a genetic disorder.Copy !req
73. Pretty terrible from what I understand.Copy !req
74. If one of the parents is a carrier,
there's a 50% chance that the child has it.Copy !req
75. Or something like that.Copy !req
76. No. Leon's-Leon's baby was fine.Copy !req
77. It-It was still pretty scary though.Copy !req
78. My doctor never mentioned that.Copy !req
79. You know... I'm such an idiot.Copy !req
80. They would only run the test
if one of the parents was Jewish.Copy !req
81. - Yeah. Only Jews carry the gene.
- Oh.Copy !req
82. - Okay. Well, see you in rehearsal.Copy !req
83. You have to take me to go get
those Jewish baby tests.Copy !req
84. Why? Is that even a real thing?Copy !req
85. If something is wrong with the baby...Copy !req
86. Terri Schuester isn't gonna take it.Copy !req
87. And I can't ask Finn.
He'll know something's up.Copy !req
88. Does this have to happen tonight?
Because I have my fight club.Copy !req
89. Hey, guys, let's, uh... let's gather round.Copy !req
90. Well, I have found my replacement.Copy !req
91. So give it up for Miss Pillsbury.Copy !req
92. She's the one they made me talk to...Copy !req
93. when they found out I was
keeping that bird in my locker.Copy !req
94. So do you even know anything about music?Copy !req
95. What's important is that she cares
about you guys...Copy !req
96. every bit as much as I do.Copy !req
97. Now...Copy !req
98. I don't know what the future
holds for me...Copy !req
99. and for us.Copy !req
100. But I know, Saturday,
you're gonna make me proud.Copy !req
101. You guys are gonna be great.Copy !req
102. So... good-bye for now.Copy !req
103. Wait. What about our set list?Copy !req
104. I-I can't help you with that.Copy !req
105. You've gotta figure that out
for yourselves.Copy !req
106. All right, guys.Copy !req
107. Oh, God.Copy !req
108. Well, we have to do "Proud Mary"
in wheelchairs. That's in.Copy !req
109. - And "Don't Stop Believin"' for sure.
- What about the ballad?Copy !req
110. I would be thrilled
to contribute a ballad from my repertoire.Copy !req
111. Okay, you know what,
Miss Bossy Pants? Enough.Copy !req
112. I've worked just as hard as you,
and I'm just as good as you.Copy !req
113. You know, you always end up
stealing the spotlight.Copy !req
114. Mercedes, do you honestly think
you're as strong of a balladeer as I am?Copy !req
115. - Ballads are kind of my thing.Copy !req
116. - Okay, um, Rachel...Copy !req
117. why don't you let Mercedes give it a try?Copy !req
118. Thanks, Mrs. P.Copy !req
119. Rachel.Copy !req
120. Do I even need to tell you what song?Copy !req
121. Horns, strings, keep up.Copy !req
122. - Yo!
- Mercedes!Copy !req
123. Thoughts?Copy !req
124. It's clear the room adores you.Copy !req
125. And although it wouldn't
be my first choice, but...Copy !req
126. I can't wait to see you
sing that song at sectionals.Copy !req
127. You're amazing, Mercedes, and...
you deserve it.Copy !req
128. - I'm gonna hug you now.
- Okay.Copy !req
129. - Okay.
- Come on.Copy !req
130. That was pretty cool in there.Copy !req
131. I know that must have been hard for you.Copy !req
132. It was the right thing to do.
I wanted to bring the team together.Copy !req
133. Yeah. You know, I gotta be honest.Copy !req
134. I'm kind of pumped about sectionals.Copy !req
135. I mean, this has been
a hard couple of months...Copy !req
136. with Quinn and the baby
and everything, and...Copy !req
137. I don't know. I really think that...Copy !req
138. winning could make everything
good for a while.Copy !req
139. You know? Is that stupid?Copy !req
140. It's not stupid at all.Copy !req
141. - Is something up with you?
- I want you to be happy, Finn.Copy !req
142. - Oh.
- And when you care about someone...Copy !req
143. you can't sit around
and watch them suffer...Copy !req
144. when you know you can
do something about it.Copy !req
145. What are you talking about?Copy !req
146. I have to tell you something.Copy !req
147. Hey, come on! Come on!Copy !req
148. Get off! Knock it off!
Get off him! Get off!Copy !req
149. - Hey!
- Tell the truth!Copy !req
150. - Punk just walked in and sucker-punched me!
- Don't play dumb!Copy !req
151. - You're too freakin' dumb to play dumb.
- Hey! Come on!Copy !req
152. Who told you this, Finn?Copy !req
153. - Obviously, it was Rachel.
- What? I didn't do anything.Copy !req
154. Yeah, it was Rachel,
but I wanna hear it from you.Copy !req
155. - I wanna hear it from both of you.
- Finn, just calm down.Copy !req
156. No! They're both lying to me!Copy !req
157. Is it true?Copy !req
158. Just tell me. Is it true?Copy !req
159. Yes.Copy !req
160. Puck is the father.Copy !req
161. So all... all that stuff in the hot tub...Copy !req
162. - you just made that up?
- You were stupid enough to buy it.Copy !req
163. Hey, hey, hey, hey.Copy !req
164. I am so sorry.Copy !req
165. Screw this.Copy !req
166. I'm done with you!Copy !req
167. I'm done with... I'm done with all of you!Copy !req
168. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
169. I fully understand
if you want to beat me up.Copy !req
170. If you can, just try and avoid my nose.
Right.Copy !req
171. I'm not mad at you.Copy !req
172. All you did is what
I wasn't brave enough to do...Copy !req
173. tell the truth.Copy !req
174. I... I was selfish when I told him.Copy !req
175. I wanted to break you two up
so he would want to be with me.Copy !req
176. And now neither of us have him.Copy !req
177. I have hurt so many people.Copy !req
178. Can you go now?Copy !req
179. I just really want to be alone.Copy !req
180. Hey.Copy !req
181. So, I know you're upset now.Copy !req
182. But I want to be with you...Copy !req
183. and I'm gonna do everything I can
to be a good dad to our baby.Copy !req
184. Thanks.Copy !req
185. But I honestly can't handle...Copy !req
186. any more stress in my life right now.Copy !req
187. I'm gonna do this on my own.Copy !req
188. I know you don't understand it...Copy !req
189. but please respect it.Copy !req
190. - So, the competition starts at 11:00.
- Right.Copy !req
191. - I'll have my cell phone on.
- I know. You already told me... three times.Copy !req
192. And you wrote it down.Copy !req
193. Reporting for duty, Mr. Schuester.Copy !req
194. I have to tell you
I get terrible public event anxiety.Copy !req
195. You know what, Jacob, it's okay.Copy !req
196. We just need a 12th member.
All right? So, um, just sway in the back.Copy !req
197. - You don't even have to sing.
- Yeah. Don't even sing.Copy !req
198. - Okay.
- Great.Copy !req
199. Oh, my God.Copy !req
200. - So, um, still no word from Finn?Copy !req
201. No.Copy !req
202. I can't thank you enough.Copy !req
203. - Okay.Copy !req
204. Okay.Copy !req
205. So, smooth sailing so far.
We're all signed in.Copy !req
206. And, um, according to the program...Copy !req
207. you have drawn
performance lot number three.Copy !req
208. We're going last? Isn't that bad?Copy !req
209. Hardly. This is good news.Copy !req
210. My extensive auditioning
for community theater has taught me...Copy !req
211. that we either want to go first or last.Copy !req
212. If we're first, then everyone
has to measure up to us.Copy !req
213. And if we're last, then we're the freshest
in the judges' minds.Copy !req
214. And did you ever get any of those parts?Copy !req
215. I'm with Rachel on this.Copy !req
216. The glass is definitely half full with
some very good things right now.Copy !req
217. Yeah. Miss Pillsbury's right.
I mean, we're here now, right?Copy !req
218. No reason not to go in
with some positive mojo.Copy !req
219. Right. Right.Copy !req
220. - Right.
- Right.Copy !req
221. We've got a problem.Copy !req
222. They're doing all of our numbers.
The kids are completely freaking out.Copy !req
223. Artie keeps ramming himself into the wall, and
I'm pretty sure Jacob Ben Israel just wet himself.Copy !req
224. I knew it. Sue leaked the set list.Copy !req
225. Will? Will, these kids
need a leader right now.Copy !req
226. Just hold tight. I know what to do.Copy !req
227. - Okay.Copy !req
228. Sue!Copy !req
229. What kind of teacher are you?Copy !req
230. Hey, buddy. I just came by
to feed my Venus fly trap.Copy !req
231. You leaked the set list,
and you are not going to get away with it.Copy !req
232. That is a libelous accusation...Copy !req
233. and I insist you retract it immediately.Copy !req
234. - You have no proof.
- No proof?
You are the only person who had the list.Copy !req
235. But other than that, you have no proof.Copy !req
236. It's time to face facts, William.Copy !req
237. At 1:00 p.m. this afternoon, your little club
will have had its shot at the big time...Copy !req
238. and they will have failed.Copy !req
239. Glee Club will be canceled.Copy !req
240. And all that money Figgins has been
funneling into your budget...Copy !req
241. will finally and rightfully
be restored to mine.Copy !req
242. You have crossed a line.Copy !req
243. I am not going to sit idly by anymore.Copy !req
244. I am going to expose you...Copy !req
245. for the fraud that you have become.Copy !req
246. Bring it on, William.Copy !req
247. I am reasonably confident
that you will be adding revenge...Copy !req
248. to the long list of things
you're no good at.Copy !req
249. - Right next to being married...
- Don't.Copy !req
250. running a high school glee club...Copy !req
251. and finding a hairstyle
that doesn't make you look like a lesbian.Copy !req
252. Love you like a sistah.Copy !req
253. Get your hands off me.Copy !req
254. You're not gonna push a woman, are you?Copy !req
255. I didn't think so.Copy !req
256. Hey, Finn.Copy !req
257. - Just called your mom. She told me you'd be here.
- Yeah, you know...Copy !req
258. football season ended,
so I'm just cleaning out my things.Copy !req
259. Sounds like something
that could have waited till Monday.Copy !req
260. - You heard anything?
- Yeah.Copy !req
261. It's pretty bad.Copy !req
262. - I can't be there.
- And I can?Copy !req
263. I can't even be in the same room as her
without crying like a girl.Copy !req
264. I can't look at him without
wanting to punch his face off.Copy !req
265. Look, I don't have
any more pep talks, Finn.Copy !req
266. You know I know how you feel.Copy !req
267. Look, all I know is that...
between you and me...Copy !req
268. I don't think
that they can win without you.Copy !req
269. But that's not fair. Why does it always
have to come down to me?Copy !req
270. Why do I always have to be the bigger man?Copy !req
271. Because sometimes being special...Copy !req
272. sucks.Copy !req
273. I just want everything to be like it...Copy !req
274. like it never happened, you know?Copy !req
275. Well, Finn...Copy !req
276. you can't always get what you want.Copy !req
277. Listen...Copy !req
278. I'll be in the choir room.Copy !req
279. Oh, Mr. Schue, you forgot your keys.Copy !req
280. No, I didn't.Copy !req
281. Nope, your money's no good here.
I'm buying.Copy !req
282. - Celebratory giant pretzels.Copy !req
283. I don't feel much like celebrating.Copy !req
284. Why not? One of us
is gonna take this thing.Copy !req
285. Hi. Nice set list.Copy !req
286. Of course, I haven't heard
your deaf kids perform yet...Copy !req
287. - but I hear they're doing "Don't Stop Believing."
- Um, who are you?Copy !req
288. I'm so sorry. Let me introduce myself.
I'm Emma Pillsbury.Copy !req
289. I'm the faculty adviser
for the McKinley High School Glee Club.Copy !req
290. Oh. What happened to the white guy
with the Jheri curl?Copy !req
291. You should be ashamed.
Aren't you ashamed? You're educators.Copy !req
292. Actually, no.
You know what? You're more than that.Copy !req
293. You take care of disadvantaged kids,
and you're teaching them...Copy !req
294. that the only way they can compete
in this world is by cheating.Copy !req
295. I'm sorry, but what kind
of message is that?Copy !req
296. I don't know what you're talking about.Copy !req
297. "Don't Stop Believing" is the most
downloaded song in the history of iTunes.Copy !req
298. I've only got one good ear,
and even I know that. Scarlet fever.Copy !req
299. Right. And "Proud Mary"... in wheelchairs?Copy !req
300. Do you have any idea how much winnin'
is gonna mean to my girls?Copy !req
301. It's gonna be a life changer...Copy !req
302. make them feel like they're
worth something again.Copy !req
303. I'm-I'm sorry. Do you think that they're
not gonna know that something's up?Copy !req
304. The fact that you just
magically came up...Copy !req
305. with two brand-new numbers
days before competition?Copy !req
306. They were great up there.
That's all I know.Copy !req
307. I think what we
have here is a case of deaf racism.Copy !req
308. Shame on you.Copy !req
309. No, you know what the real shame is?Copy !req
310. It's that maybe if you believed in them
just a little bit more...Copy !req
311. they would have been amazing up there...Copy !req
312. without cheating.Copy !req
313. Meeting in the greenroom in five minutes.Copy !req
314. You leaked the set list.
You don't wanna be here.Copy !req
315. You're just Sue Sylvester's little moles.Copy !req
316. I know for a fact that's true.
Sue asked us to spy for her.Copy !req
317. Look, we may still be Cheerios,
but neither of us...Copy !req
318. ever gave Sue the set list.Copy !req
319. Well, I... I did, but I didn't know what
she was gonna do with it.Copy !req
320. Okay, look. Believe what you want...Copy !req
321. but no one's forcing me to be here...Copy !req
322. and if you ever tell anyone this,
I'll deny it...Copy !req
323. but I like being in Glee Club.Copy !req
324. It's the best part of my day, okay?Copy !req
325. I wasn't gonna go and mess it up.Copy !req
326. I believe you.Copy !req
327. Okay, look, guys.
There's no point in us arguing anymore.Copy !req
328. - We-We have to go on in an hour.
- And we have no songs.Copy !req
329. Perhaps I could improvise
some of my def poetry jams.Copy !req
330. No. Look, we're gonna
do this the right way.Copy !req
331. Let's start with a ballad. Mercedes, do you
have anything else in your repertoire?Copy !req
332. - Yeah, but it's not as good
as anything you're gonna sing.
- No. We agreed...Copy !req
333. We agreed that I would sing,
and I'm telling you, that ain't happening.Copy !req
334. Look, Rachel, the truth is,
you're the best singer that we've got.Copy !req
335. As much as it hurts me
to admit it... and it does...Copy !req
336. she's right... Rachel's our star.Copy !req
337. If anyone's gonna go belt it on the fly,
it should be her.Copy !req
338. Well, I do have something that I've been
working on since I was four.Copy !req
339. Then I guess we have our ballad, and we
can close with "Somebody to Love."Copy !req
340. - It's a real crowd-pleaser.
- Yeah. That and a can of soup
will guarantee us third place.Copy !req
341. We still need another song
we can all sing together.Copy !req
342. I have one.Copy !req
343. I found the sheet music online.Copy !req
344. I used the Cheerio's copier
to make copies...Copy !req
345. then I trashed the thing.Copy !req
346. Mike, Matt, Brittany, Santana...Copy !req
347. you're our best dancers. Figure something out,
and we'll all follow your lead.Copy !req
348. - It's gonna be choppy.
- Good. We're best when we're loose.Copy !req
349. Look, all we have going for us is that we believe
in ourselves, and what we're singing about.Copy !req
350. If we can show the judges that...Copy !req
351. we might have a shot at this thing.Copy !req
352. It's good to have you back, Finn.Copy !req
353. - Cool if I take my spot back?
- Quite.Copy !req
354. I was just here because I was hoping
to get into Rachel's pants.Copy !req
355. Cool, dude?Copy !req
356. No.Copy !req
357. Finn, I...Copy !req
358. - You okay?
- Don't worry about me.Copy !req
359. Okay? This is all up to you now.Copy !req
360. You wanted the solo.
You wanted the chance to be the star.Copy !req
361. This is your chance. Don't screw it up.Copy !req
362. Are-Are they nervous? Has it started?Copy !req
363. - Showtime.
- And now, our final team...Copy !req
364. McKinley High's New Directions.Copy !req
365. Ladies and gentlemen... New Directions.Copy !req
366. Okay, I'm just
gonna come out and say it.Copy !req
367. This is a singing competition.Copy !req
368. I don't know how those deaf kids got in.Copy !req
369. They weren't singing. They were, like,
honking. And everyone was crying.Copy !req
370. And I was, like, "Get off the stage.Copy !req
371. You're terrible,
and you're making me super uncomfortable."Copy !req
372. Now, hold on just a second, Candy.Copy !req
373. Those "Haverhurst" kids...Copy !req
374. twice had me reaching for my handkerchief.Copy !req
375. And those Jane Addams girls
had it goin' on in all the right places.Copy !req
376. Can I just say something?Copy !req
377. I have no idea
what the hell I'm doin' here.Copy !req
378. I'm serious.
I don't understand what a glee club is...Copy !req
379. and I have never even
heard the term "show choir"...Copy !req
380. until about three hours ago,
when my boss told me...Copy !req
381. he had tickets to NASCAR...Copy !req
382. and I had to fill in at this fool event.Copy !req
383. Those Jane Addams girls... I'll be damned...Copy !req
384. if I didn't apportion hundreds of
thousands of tax payers' dollars...Copy !req
385. to that school so they can parade
their behinds around...Copy !req
386. - like a bunch of hoochie hos.
- The McKinley group was good...Copy !req
387. but didn't seem all that rehearsed,
but I like their energy.Copy !req
388. Well, I have to admit,
I have a soft spot for the Rolling Stones.Copy !req
389. I was at Altamont Speedway in '69.Copy !req
390. I actually saw that guy get stabbed.Copy !req
391. Can't get that image out of my noggin...Copy !req
392. to this day.Copy !req
393. I seriously don't know
what either one of you are talking about.Copy !req
394. I have never been so bored.Copy !req
395. I mean, if I had to pick a group
that I hated the least...Copy !req
396. It doesn't sound good, guys.Copy !req
397. Hey. Um...Copy !req
398. I just wanted to say how great you all
were, and I thought you were amazing.Copy !req
399. We have nothing to say to you.Copy !req
400. Because we cheated. I know.Copy !req
401. I feel terrible about it,
but I'm gonna tell the judges right now...Copy !req
402. that we don't deserve to win.Copy !req
403. And your e-mail address is...Copy !req
404. You guys were so much fun to watch.Copy !req
405. You should be very proud.Copy !req
406. Get me the hell outta here.Copy !req
407. Um, excuse me.
Um, I have something I need to tell you.Copy !req
408. I'm sorry. We've made our decision.Copy !req
409. - Hi.
- I thought you worked on Saturday afternoon.Copy !req
410. Yeah. I came home early. I'm tired.Copy !req
411. I haven't been sleeping very well.Copy !req
412. What's with the monkey suit?Copy !req
413. - Ken and Emma's wedding. It's at 4:00.
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
414. Here.Copy !req
415. - No, I'm fine.
- Oh.Copy !req
416. I want you to know
I've been seeing a therapist.Copy !req
417. Oh, it's just at the local
community center, but still.Copy !req
418. Good.Copy !req
419. I hope it works out for you.Copy !req
420. I'm taking responsibility, Will.Copy !req
421. I mean, I'm weak and I'm selfish...Copy !req
422. and I let my anxiety rule my life.Copy !req
423. But you know I wasn't always that way.Copy !req
424. It's just that...Copy !req
425. I wanted so many things
that I-I know we're never gonna have.Copy !req
426. But that was okay
as long as I still had you.Copy !req
427. Say something.Copy !req
428. I'm looking at you...Copy !req
429. and I'm trying...Copy !req
430. I mean, I really want to feel that...Copy !req
431. thing I always felt
when I looked at you before.Copy !req
432. That feeling of family.Copy !req
433. Of love.Copy !req
434. But it's gone.Copy !req
435. Forever?Copy !req
436. I don't know.Copy !req
437. Hey.Copy !req
438. Nice ice sculpture.Copy !req
439. W-Where's Ken?Copy !req
440. Um...
home, I'd imagine.Copy !req
441. Probably trying to regain...Copy !req
442. some of the pride that I stole from him.Copy !req
443. - He dumped me.
- What?Copy !req
444. He said moving the wedding
for sectionals was the last straw.Copy !req
445. But I thought he understood that-that you
were doing this for the kids.Copy !req
446. He understood that...Copy !req
447. I wasn't doing it for the kids.Copy !req
448. I was doing it for you.Copy !req
449. Emma...Copy !req
450. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
451. No. Gosh, no. It's not your fault.Copy !req
452. I... I really messed up.Copy !req
453. He was absolutely right.
I was settling for him.Copy !req
454. Really, one blink from you, Will...Copy !req
455. and I would have been out the door.Copy !req
456. So, um...Copy !req
457. I e-mailed my resignation to Figgins.Copy !req
458. Oh, E...Copy !req
459. My last day is Monday.Copy !req
460. I just can't...Copy !req
461. I just can't be at that school.Copy !req
462. I can't see Ken without feeling ashamed...Copy !req
463. and I can't see you
without feeling heartbroken.Copy !req
464. I just left my wife.Copy !req
465. No, I'm sorry. I, um...Copy !req
466. I'm going.Copy !req
467. - But I just...
- Just left your wife.Copy !req
468. Exactly.Copy !req
469. You just did.Copy !req
470. You make a beautiful bride.Copy !req
471. Thank you.Copy !req
472. Sue, the directors...
both from the Jane Addams Academy...Copy !req
473. and Haverbrook School
for the Deaf have informed me...Copy !req
474. that you gave them
the New Directions set list.Copy !req
475. You have no proof.Copy !req
476. - The set lists were on Cheerios letterhead.
- I didn't do it.Copy !req
477. They say "From the desk of Sue Sylvester."Copy !req
478. - Circumstantial evidence.
- They're written in your handwriting.Copy !req
479. - Forgeries.
- Sue, there is an orgy of evidence
stacked against you.Copy !req
480. Well, you've clearly made up your mind
not to be impartial in this case...Copy !req
481. so let's see if you can't wrap up
this little lecture, slap me on the wrist...Copy !req
482. and let me get back to whipping my squad
of champions into shape.Copy !req
483. We have to be in Albuquerque
in a couple of weeks for nationals.Copy !req
484. Sue!Copy !req
485. Sit down.Copy !req
486. Sue, as of today,
you are no longer coach of the Cheerios.Copy !req
487. - I beg your pardon?
- As of today...Copy !req
488. you are no longer coach of the Cheerios.Copy !req
489. - I beg your pardon.
- All this time...Copy !req
490. - I thought Mr...
- I beg your pardon!Copy !req
491. All this time I thought
Mr. Schuester was overreacting.Copy !req
492. And, frankly, I was too willing to look
past your monkeyshines...Copy !req
493. because you kept winning,
but now you have gone too far.Copy !req
494. You have embarrassed yourself and
besmirched the name of William McKinley.Copy !req
495. - A failed president!
- Oh, please.Copy !req
496. The greatest one who ever lived.Copy !req
497. You are suspended from the school,
as of today.Copy !req
498. Schue, you have anything to add?Copy !req
499. - I think you said it all.
- My word is official.Copy !req
500. Let it be written.Copy !req
501. Okay, if this is the way
you wanna play it.Copy !req
502. Okay.Copy !req
503. Schue. In light of Sue's interference...Copy !req
504. I am reinstating you
as coach of the Glee Club.Copy !req
505. I contacted the Ohio
Show Choir Governing Board...Copy !req
506. and set the record straight.Copy !req
507. Thank you, sir.Copy !req
508. My pleasure.Copy !req
509. All right. Good job.Copy !req
510. Schuester.Copy !req
511. Well played, sir.Copy !req
512. I underestimated you.Copy !req
513. All right, here's what happens now.Copy !req
514. I'm gonna head on down
to my condo in Boca...Copy !req
515. brown up a bit,
get myself back into fighting shape...Copy !req
516. then I'm gonna return to this school even
more hell-bent on your destruction.Copy !req
517. Get ready for the ride
of your life, Will Schuester.Copy !req
518. You are about to board
the Sue Sylvester Express.Copy !req
519. horror.Copy !req
520. I look forward to it, Sue.Copy !req
521. You know, you just woke a sleeping giant.Copy !req
522. Prepare to be crushed.Copy !req
523. Well, we have a few things
we'd like to show you, Mr. Schue.Copy !req
524. First...Copy !req
525. - Ta-da!Copy !req
526. Ohh. I am so proud of you guys.Copy !req
527. You won fair and square.Copy !req
528. The result was unanimous,
and the judges didn't even know...Copy !req
529. about all the shenanigans
that were going on behind the scenes.Copy !req
530. So congratulations.Copy !req
531. You earned this.Copy !req
532. - Yeah!
- Yeah! Give it up. Come on.Copy !req
533. All right.Copy !req
534. But...Copy !req
535. now we have regionals to worry about,
and you can bet...Copy !req
536. that Vocal Adrenaline is hard at work,
so we should be too.Copy !req
537. So... Let's get started.Copy !req
538. Uh, wait, Mr. Schue.
There's one more thing.Copy !req
539. Since you weren't able
to be there to see us perform...Copy !req
540. we put together
a special number just for you.Copy !req
541. - Take a seat.Copy !req