1. Here's what you missed last week,Copy !req
2. Quinn's pregnant and Puck's the father,
but every. body thinks it's Finn,Copy !req
3. You're a punk who doesn't
deserve Quinn as his girlfriend!Copy !req
4. Except for Quinn's parents
who don't know anyhing at all,Copy !req
5. They just know she's in the Celibacy Club,Copy !req
6. Well, call the Vatican. We got ourselves
another immaculate conception.Copy !req
7. - And that's what you missed on-
- ? Glee?Copy !req
8. Ballad. From Middle English "balade."Copy !req
9. - Who knows what this word means?
- It's a male duck.Copy !req
10. - Kurt.
- A ballad is a love song.Copy !req
11. Sometimes, but they don't always express love.Copy !req
12. Ballads are stories set to music...Copy !req
13. which is whythey're the perfect storm
ofself-expression,Copy !req
14. Stories and music are the way we express
feelings that we can't get out any other way.Copy !req
15. Okay, now sectionals are in a few weeks,Copy !req
16. And there's a new rule this year.
We have to perform... a ballad.Copy !req
17. Looks like my weekly letter to the Ohio
Show Choir Committee finally paid off.Copy !req
18. Okay, so here's our assignment for the week.Copy !req
19. I'm gonna pairyou off, and I want you
to pick a ballad to sing toyour partner.Copy !req
20. Look them right in the eye...Copy !req
21. find the emotion you want to express,
and make them feel it.Copy !req
22. - I pick Quinn.
- No, no, no, no, no. Too easy.Copy !req
23. Your partners will be chosen by fate.Copy !req
24. - Oooh.
- "Oooh," yeah. I put all your names in this hat.Copy !req
25. Whoeveryou choose is your partner.Copy !req
26. - I bet that duck's in the hat.
- But Matt's outsick today,Copy !req
27. He had to go to the hospital
'cause they found a spider in his ear.Copy !req
28. - I guess I'll just have to put
my name in the hat for now.Copy !req
29. Who's up first?Copy !req
30. - Mercedes.
- All right,Copy !req
31. Quinn.Copy !req
32. - Kurt.Copy !req
33. Mr. Schue, I don't know
if I can do this with another guy.Copy !req
34. The Fates have spoken, Finn.Copy !req
35. Other Asian.Copy !req
36. Brittany.Copy !req
37. - Howfitting,
- Yea!Copy !req
38. Looks like I get you, Mr. Schue.Copy !req
39. Uh, you know what? Maybe we should
just wait until Matt gets back.Copy !req
40. - The Fates talked, Mr. Schue.Copy !req
41. Would you mind clarifying
what kinds of songs you want us to sing?Copy !req
42. Why don't you let
Mr. Schuester and I demonstrate?Copy !req
43. Brad, "Endless Love" in B-flat, please.
It's my favorite duet.Copy !req
44. I really don't think
that's an appropriate song, Rachel.Copy !req
45. Why? It's a great song
and it's a perfect ballad.Copy !req
46. Yeah, I really like that song, Mr. Schue.Copy !req
47. ?Copy !req
48. I could totally sing this song with Finn.Copy !req
49. Butscrewhim ifhe thinks he's taking
the Diana Ross part from me,Copy !req
50. I love the days when I don't wear underwear.Copy !req
51. - Full commando,
- ? My first love?Copy !req
52. I never noticed how nice Rachel's butt is.Copy !req
53. Oh, crap. I think Quinn
knows I'm staring at it.Copy !req
54. ? All my love?Copy !req
55. ? No one elsewill do?Copy !req
56. - ? And your eyes?
- ? Your eyes, your eyes?Copy !req
57. ? They tell me how much you care?Copy !req
58. Wow. I've never noticed this before...Copy !req
59. because he's always trying
to destroy my career...Copy !req
60. but Mr. Schue has really pretty eyes.Copy !req
61. And really nice teeth. He's obviously
invested in good oral hygiene.Copy !req
62. And that's important to me.
It shows wonderful self-esteem.Copy !req
63. ? I'll be that fool?Copy !req
64. I don't like the way she's looking at me.Copy !req
65. Oh, Ishouldn't have sung this song to her,
Crap! She looks crazyright now,Copy !req
66. I know this look.Copy !req
67. - ? Oh?
- ? 'Cause no?Copy !req
68. ? No one can deny?Copy !req
69. - ? My love?
- ? My love, my love?Copy !req
70. ? My endless love?Copy !req
71. Okay, this is amaxing.Copy !req
72. When I'm singing with him, it's like
I'm seeing him for the first time.Copy !req
73. And what I'm seeing is super, super cute.Copy !req
74. ?Copy !req
75. - Okay. Something like that.Copy !req
76. Sweetie, I am so proud of you.Copy !req
77. The Chastity Ball is
so important toyour father.Copy !req
78. God, I miss the firm support
of my polyester Cheerios uniform.Copy !req
79. The control panel hid my baby bump perfectly.Copy !req
80. Hmm. That's odd. We had this
custom-made a month ago.Copy !req
81. I had a really big lunch today at school.Copy !req
82. Really big tacos.Copy !req
83. No worries, sweetie.
I'll just take it down to the tailor tomorrow.Copy !req
84. We'll let it out a little bit.
The problem here, honey, is, you know...Copy !req
85. I just don't think you've been getting enough
exercise ever sinceyou quit the Cheerios.Copy !req
86. - Am I right?
- Yeah, yeah. That's right.Copy !req
87. You used to spend hours every day
doing backflips and high kicks.Copy !req
88. And now- I mean, nowyou spend
all your free time...Copy !req
89. sitting on a stool in the dark
singing show tunes.Copy !req
90. Doyou know how many calories
you burn singing? Hmm?Copy !req
91. - Notvery many.
- Judy! Glenn Beck is on,Copy !req
92. - Oh, wait. Hold on.Copy !req
93. - He's so-
- Holdon, No, I don't want to see,Copy !req
94. Daddy, it's not like we're getting married.Copy !req
95. - I don't want- Oh.Copy !req
96. Oh! Look atyou,Copy !req
97. Speaking of getting married...Copy !req
98. how's that boyyou've been dating?Copy !req
99. Yeah, yeah. He's not pressuring
you at all, is he?Copy !req
100. No. No, he's a gentleman.Copy !req
101. I'm glad to hear that. That's why
I'm inviting him overfor dinner on Sunday.Copy !req
102. - Oh, wonderful!
- Refresher?Copy !req
103. Honey, I don't want you
to lift a finger for me.Copy !req
104. - I'm yourwife.Copy !req
105. - My little lemon drop. I gotta go catch Glenn.Copy !req
106. - Mr. Schuester?
- Yeah?Copy !req
107. I just wanted to confirm we're set to rehearse
our ballad at 4:00 sharp this afternoon.Copy !req
108. Oh. Isn't Matt backyet?Copy !req
109. No, it's just... you and me all week long.Copy !req
110. Great. I'll seeyou at 4:00.Copy !req
111. Is there something else?Copy !req
112. I just wanted to giveyou this.Copy !req
113. Open it.Copy !req
114. Gold stars are kind of my signature thing.Copy !req
115. I figure everytimeyou wear ityou can think
of me and the staryou're helping me become.Copy !req
116. - It's happening, again,Copy !req
117. It always starts with a novelty gift.Copy !req
118. Well, you can't blame her, Will.Copy !req
119. If we were gonna rank
crush-worthy teachers at this school...Copy !req
120. you'd be number one with a bullet.Copy !req
121. Uh, well, I-I-When did-
When did this startwith Rachel?Copy !req
122. We sang a duet in Glee Club. "Endless Love."Copy !req
123. - Okay. In hindsight, thatwas probably a mistake.
- Yeah.Copy !req
124. I can't handle going through this again.Copy !req
125. Sorry. Going through, um-
Going through what again?Copy !req
126. Have I evertold you about... Suxy Pepper?Copy !req
127. The alpacas start there
and travel down towards Guadalajara.Copy !req
128. SuzyPepperwasn't the first schoolgirl crush,
but she was the hardest,Copy !req
129. It happened about two years ago
before you were a teacher here,Copy !req
130. - Suzy was unique,
- Mr. Schue?Copy !req
131. How do you conjugate the verb "to love"?Copy !req
132. Peppers.Copy !req
133. So you can wear them and think of me-
Suxy Pepper.Copy !req
134. I thought it would burn out like
the others, But it only got worse,Copy !req
135. - Hello?Copy !req
136. - Who is it? Who died?Copy !req
137. Suxy Pepper?Copy !req
138. You knew it was me
just by the sound of my breath.Copy !req
139. That's so romantic.Copy !req
140. Listen, you little psycho.
This is Will's wife.Copy !req
141. And if I don't get enough sleep,
my antidepressants won't work.Copy !req
142. - And then I'll go craxy, and I'll kill you.
- Terri.Copy !req
143. Stop calling!Copy !req
144. - Can'tyou handle anything, Will?Copy !req
145. - Terri was right,Copy !req
146. Orso I thought,Copy !req
147. I decided to be honest with Suzy,
Face this head-on,Copy !req
148. - Okay, how'd that go?Copy !req
149. - ? To make it real?Copy !req
150. It was the world's hottest pepper.Copy !req
151. - She had it shipped from Sinaloa, Mexico.
- Oh, gosh. What happened?Copy !req
152. The ambulance arrived just in time.
The pepper burned holes in her esophagus...Copy !req
153. and she was in a medically
induced coma for three days.Copy !req
154. That's why I can't
just tell Rachel to back off.Copy !req
155. These girls are too fragile.Copy !req
156. Wow. Okay.Copy !req
157. How 'bout this?
Why don't you take your own advice?Copy !req
158. Right? Do what you told the kids to do.Copy !req
159. If you're feeling awkward
telling Rachel howyou feel...Copy !req
160. then why don't you, um,
you know, sing it to her.Copy !req
161. Let her down gently.Copy !req
162. And don't wear that tie.Copy !req
163. Yeah.Copy !req
164. Sing to me everything you feel.Copy !req
165. Okay. Uh-Copy !req
166. I can't. I can't- I can't sing to a dude.Copy !req
167. - You have to try.
- I can't! Okay?Copy !req
168. I can't! I'm sick and tired of people pushing
me to be somebody I'm not.Copy !req
169. Your lashing out at me
is fantastically compelling and inappropriate.Copy !req
170. Dude, I'm sorry.Copy !req
171. You're really awesome, Kurt. I-Copy !req
172. I'm just under a load of crap right now.Copy !req
173. Girls.Copy !req
174. They'reyour problem.Copy !req
175. They're up. They're down. Girls.Copy !req
176. It's the baby.Copy !req
177. She's my daughter and-Copy !req
178. There are so many things I want to say to her,
and I'm never gonna be able to.Copy !req
179. Like what?Copy !req
180. Well...Copy !req
181. like how I don't want her to
think that her fatherjust abandoned her.Copy !req
182. How I would do anything for her.Copy !req
183. How no matterwhat I do
I'm always thinking about her.Copy !req
184. How I'm gonna spend mywhole life loving her
and she's never even gonna know.Copy !req
185. You gotta let it out.Copy !req
186. How?Copy !req
187. By singing.Copy !req
188. "I'll Stand ByYou," by the Pretenders.Copy !req
189. It's in yourwheelhouse. And I knowyou know
it from the radio because it's a classic.Copy !req
190. And you do well with classics,
especially in the soft rock mode.Copy !req
191. Yeah, I do like that song, but...Copy !req
192. how's it gonna make me feel better again?Copy !req
193. By singing it out to the audience.Copy !req
194. Imagineyour little girl sitting there.Copy !req
195. Thank God I never missed a piano lesson.Copy !req
196. ?Copy !req
197. Finn, what's going on?Copy !req
198. - What areyou doing?
- Uh, nothing.Copy !req
199. Wereyou just singing to a sonogram?Copy !req
200. Uh-huh.Copy !req
201. Is Quinn pregnant?Copy !req
202. Mom. I'm sorry.Copy !req
203. - I'm so sorry!
- Shh, shh.Copy !req
204. - I screwed up, Mom.
- It's gonna be okay.Copy !req
205. - I'm so sorry.
- Shh, shh. Shh.Copy !req
206. - I can't believeyou told your mom.
What if she tells my mom?Copy !req
207. - She's not.
- Halfthe school knows.
Your mom knows. Who elseyou wanna tell?Copy !req
208. - She's not gonna tell anybody.
- You're wrong. I'm right. I'm smart. You're dumb.Copy !req
209. All this baby drama is making
my rosacea act up.Copy !req
210. I know. I just feel bad for them,
having to go through this on their own.Copy !req
211. Let me see what I can do.
I'll report back later.Copy !req
212. No, no, no, You're wrong, I'm right, I'm right,Copy !req
213. - She doesn't talk to other moms.
- Okay?Copy !req
214. - How do you explain
her constant irritation with you?Copy !req
215. It's because she's a girl.Copy !req
216. No, I think it's the pregnancy hormones
or something. They make her kinda nuts.Copy !req
217. It's enough to wanna give up women altogether.Copy !req
218. Yeah. Anyway, thanks for the advice
about singing to the baby like that.Copy !req
219. It worked like a charm. I oweyou one, dude.Copy !req
220. Okay, I'll admit it.
I'm madly in love with Finn.Copy !req
221. I have been since the first timewe met.Copy !req
222. Dude, impulse control.Copy !req
223. He was myknight inshiningarmor,Copy !req
224. Myfeelings onlygrewstronger
as we bonded over Glee,Copy !req
225. then football, then skin care,Copy !req
226. Your "T" xone is dangerously dry.Copy !req
227. Your "T" xone.Copy !req
228. Oh.Copy !req
229. Twice a day. It's very mild
and has a built-in sunblock.Copy !req
230. Cool. Thanks, man.Copy !req
231. I don't know why I find
his stupidity charming.Copy !req
232. I mean, he's cheating offa girl who thinks
the square root offour is rainbows.Copy !req
233. I guess that's love for you.Copy !req
234. Hey, eyes on your own paper.Copy !req
235. I knowitseems weird
that I'm helping Finn with Quinn,Copy !req
236. But rest assured,
it's all part of a master plan.Copy !req
237. No matter what I do or how much
I assist him with his ballad...Copy !req
238. she's going to end up disappointing him
and breaking his heart,Copy !req
239. - Okay, so, I'm real ly excited.Copy !req
240. I picked a medley of songs that's gonna be
a fantastic teaching tool...Copy !req
241. about how to sing a great ballad,Copy !req
242. - Why is Miss Pillsbury here?
- Uh-Copy !req
243. Well, I- I, too, am very curious
about the power of the ballad.Copy !req
244. You know, I'm thinking of doing
some career counseling in song.Copy !req
245. - Emma.
- S.A.T. prep-Copy !req
246. - Just-Yeah.
- Sitting. Yeah.Copy !req
247. Okay, Rachel. This is a mash-up of'Young Girl"
by Gary Puckett & the Union Gap...Copy !req
248. and the 1980 Police classic,
"Don't Stand So Close To Me."Copy !req
249. And I want you to listen
very closely to the lyrics...Copy !req
250. because I really mean what I'm singing.Copy !req
251. Really... listen.Copy !req
252. Okay.Copy !req
253. ?Copy !req
254. - ? With all the charms of a woman?Copy !req
255. - ? Bookmark it, she's so close now?Copy !req
256. - ? Young girl, you're outta your mind?Copy !req
257. - ? Temptation, frustration?Copy !req
258. - ? So bad it makes him cry?Copy !req
259. - ? Don't stand, don't stand so?Copy !req
260. - ? Young girl, you're outta your mind?Copy !req
261. - ? Better run, girl?
- ? Don'tstandso?Copy !req
262. So, Rachel...Copy !req
263. doyou think you understood the message
I was trying to get across with that ballad?Copy !req
264. Yes. It means I'm veryyoung
and it's hard for you to stand close to me.Copy !req
265. Oh, no. Um-Copy !req
266. Emma, would you mind helping me out here?
Was that the message thatyou got?Copy !req
267. - You're a very good performer.Copy !req
268. - He's very good.
- Well, I, for one, can't wait to go home...Copy !req
269. and work on a medley
of my own for tomorrow.Copy !req
270. Because this lesson has given me...
a lot to think about.Copy !req
271. No, Rachel, that reallywasn't the-You-Copy !req
272. - Bravo.Copy !req
273. Thanks for coming over, Kurt.Copy !req
274. I know you're into fashion
and that kind of stuff.Copy !req
275. And I need to find something nice to wear
to the Fabrays for dinner. So-Copy !req
276. I couldn't be more pleased and honored
to help you find something vintage...Copy !req
277. and appropriate to wear.Copy !req
278. Here it is. My mom never had
the heart to throw this stuff out.Copy !req
279. Here, hang on to that for the next time Puck
throws you in the Dumpster.Copy !req
280. My dad's the same way.Copy !req
281. My mom died 10 years ago and he still keeps
her toothbrush on the holder by their sink.Copy !req
282. The broken dresser in their room
still smells like her perfume.Copy !req
283. I knowit's stupid,
butsometimes I'llsneak in there,Copy !req
284. and open all the drawers...Copy !req
285. and lie on the floor
and close my eyes and just smell her.Copy !req
286. That's not stupid.Copy !req
287. I guess in a way I'm lucky
I never knew him. You know?Copy !req
288. - Check this out.Copy !req
289. Not halfbad.Copy !req
290. Your father had good taste.Copy !req
291. I can't believe it fits.Copy !req
292. Um, thanks.Copy !req
293. My fatherwas brave enough to fight
in some desert thousands of miles away...Copy !req
294. and I can't even go over to Dudley Road
and tell the Fabrays the truth.Copy !req
295. Your father didn't charge
into the breach empty-handed.Copy !req
296. He had a weapon.Copy !req
297. You think I should bring a gun?Copy !req
298. No. I think you should
useyour greatestweapon.Copy !req
299. Yourvoice.Copy !req
300. Hey, sweetie, I'm home.Copy !req
301. Something smells good.Copy !req
302. - Oh, thanks.
- You're welcome.Copy !req
303. Casserole's almost ready.
Hopeyou like venison.Copy !req
304. Why did you even let her in the house?Copy !req
305. 'Cause she said she was one
of your Glee kids.Copy !req
306. It didn't take me five minutes
to realixe she's in love with you.Copy !req
307. She asked if she could seeyour baby pictures.Copy !req
308. What? So, nowyou're making her
clean our bathroom?Copy !req
309. Look, Will, I've been dealing
with these schoolgirl crushes for years.Copy !req
310. So why shouldn't I get
a little something out of it?Copy !req
311. - Doyou have any more Ajax?
- In the linen closet, sweetie.Copy !req
312. - This is immoral, Terri.
- No, honey. You know what's immoral?Copy !req
313. Is me having to deal with the fact...Copy !req
314. that my husband spends all day
with young girls who are perkier...Copy !req
315. and younger than I am.Copy !req
316. I have a rash on my belly from that
cocoa butter thatyour mother sent me.Copy !req
317. Doyou have any idea
how much it burns when I sweat?Copy !req
318. I can't scrub the floors as hard as she can.Copy !req
319. Baby, if it's that bad, you have
to let me see it, It might be infected,Copy !req
320. What? So, now I'm gonna show you
the bleeding pustules on my skin?Copy !req
321. Wow. Yeah. No, that's not gonna send you
into the loving arms of some teenage slut.Copy !req
322. For the last time, I am not having an affair
with any of my students.Copy !req
323. And you are not allowed
to turn one of them intoyour slave...Copy !req
324. becauseyou have this
irrational fear of me leaving you.Copy !req
325. Well, why not, huh,
if it's win-win for everyone?Copy !req
326. - Look, she's a really good cook. Try it.Copy !req
327. - Whereyou going?
- I'm taking Rachel home.Copy !req
328. Can you ask her to dust the blinds
in the craft room first?Copy !req
329. - Mr, Schuester?
- Yes, Rachel.Copy !req
330. Why do I have to sit in the backseat?Copy !req
331. Um, it's the law.
Children have to ride in the back.Copy !req
332. Children under seven.Copy !req
333. Well, I'm just concerned for your safety.Copy !req
334. Really?Copy !req
335. Um, no. Not really.Copy !req
336. I thinkwe should take advantage of this
golden alone time and practice our ballad.Copy !req
337. That would be great,
but I don't have any music in the car.Copy !req
338. It's okay. I made us a CD.Copy !req
339. Oh.Copy !req
340. - ? Ah, crush?Copy !req
341. I wasn't finished.Copy !req
342. Yeah, well, the acoustics are horrible
in the car. Putyour seat belt back on.Copy !req
343. So, how's it going with Puck?Copy !req
344. - Are you guys still seeing each other?
- I broke things off,Copy !req
345. He was too immature,
As are all the boys in high school,Copy !req
346. I need a man who can keep up with me
intellectually and creatively.Copy !req
347. Well, that's a tough road
for most high-school boys.Copy !req
348. That's why I have my sights set much higher.Copy !req
349. Stay away from him.
You're gonna get hurt... bad.Copy !req
350. - You can't threaten me, Pepper.
I'm not afraid of you.
- You should be.Copy !req
351. Oh, you're on the second floor?
Oh, you're right above me.Copy !req
352. Girl, you? I'm a hot, damn mess.Copy !req
353. I found out today my hamster is pregnant
in biology class and I just started weeping.Copy !req
354. No, no, I think that's a great idea.Copy !req
355. - We're supposed to be rehearsing.
- I'm talking to Tina.Copy !req
356. I'll hityou back. This is bad, dude.Copy !req
357. All our ballads are terrible
'causewe're all so distracted.Copy !req
358. We're all worried about Finn
and Quinn and "babygate."Copy !req
359. We can't even sing about our emotions
'cause we're so worried about theirs.Copy !req
360. - Who cares?
- Um, we all do.Copy !req
361. So we decided we're all gonna sing them
a ballad to show that we got their backs.Copy !req
362. Areyou kidding me?
There's no way I'm singing to them.Copy !req
363. It's not fair! Finn gets everything.Copy !req
364. - He gets the sympathy. He gets the girl.
- What is your problem?Copy !req
365. Finn's not the father!Copy !req
366. I am.Copy !req
367. What?Copy !req
368. All right, look.Copy !req
369. You need to get something
through your Mohawk real quick.Copy !req
370. You're the baby's daddy.
It takes a hell of a lot more to be a father.Copy !req
371. And that role's already been cast
because Quinn chose Finn.Copy !req
372. And you need to accept that and move on.Copy !req
373. 'Cause you have no business messing up that
girl's life any more than you already have.Copy !req
374. You need to back off.
You owe her at least that much.Copy !req
375. Mmm. A lovely ham.Copy !req
376. - Thank you.
- There is no beatingJudy's ham.Copy !req
377. I cure all my own meats.Copy !req
378. - I'd like to propose a toast.
- Daddy, no.Copy !req
379. - Russell and his famous toasts.Copy !req
380. The Fabrays are a tight-knit family.Copy !req
381. I have been blessed with a loving wife...Copy !req
382. two remarkable daughters,Copy !req
383. My first married a wonderful Christian man.Copy !req
384. Owns his own chain of U.P.S. stores.Copy !req
385. My second daughter, little Quinny...Copy !req
386. we're just so proud ofher.Copy !req
387. Captain of the Cheerios,
president of the Celibacy Club.Copy !req
388. I got a little peak at the dress.
I'm certain she's a shoo-in for princess.Copy !req
389. - She is.
- But tonight...Copy !req
390. we are very glad to welcome
heryoung friend, quarterback no less-Copy !req
391. I have to go to the bathroom.Copy !req
392. Uh, too much pop.Copy !req
393. Oh, wait. It's right through
the kitchen, sweetheart.Copy !req
394. He wears a helmet when he plays, right?Copy !req
395. He's just intimidated byyou, Daddy.Copy !req
396. Well, hello, Finn Hudson.Copy !req
397. I'm at the Fabrays and I'm freaking out.
What does a heart attack feel like?Copy !req
398. Settle down, cowboy. This is whywe burnt
the disc and spent that time rehearsing.Copy !req
399. - I can't do it.
- Yes, you can.
Just remember the power of the ballad.Copy !req
400. I have to go. They'll think I'm pooping.Copy !req
401. Ha!Copy !req
402. - That's my kitchen radio.
- Yeah, I need to borrow it.Copy !req
403. Finn? What's this?Copy !req
404. Well, we have this assignment
in Glee Club to sing a ballad.Copy !req
405. They're allabout expressing the things
you can't findany otherwayto say,Copy !req
406. Oh, God. Finn, don't.Copy !req
407. - Please, don't.
- No, I need to do this... for both of us.Copy !req
408. ?Copy !req
409. ?Copy !req
410. There must be some sort of mistake here.
Quinny, we raised you right.Copy !req
411. You-You did. We didn't even have sex.Copy !req
412. I'm sorry., Can wejuststop
with the lying, please?Copy !req
413. - But I'm-
- Whenyou were about fiveyears old,Copy !req
414. I tookyou and your sister
down to an I ndians game.Copy !req
415. All the other dads brought theirsons,Copy !req
416. But mytwo girls were enough for me,Copy !req
417. - Daddy.
- Yoursister made it through the whole game,Copy !req
418. But you fel I asleep in my lap.Copy !req
419. I kept hoping nothing exciting
would happen...Copy !req
420. 'cause I didn't want the crowd
to get too loud,Copy !req
421. and wake you up.Copy !req
422. Didn't matter.Copy !req
423. You stayed asleep in my arms...Copy !req
424. till the game ended.Copy !req
425. Daddy, I'm so sorry.Copy !req
426. You need to leave.Copy !req
427. Wait. Please, Daddy, can we talk about this?Copy !req
428. Finn is a good guy.Copy !req
429. He loves me.Copy !req
430. You too.Copy !req
431. - Get out of my house.Copy !req
432. But you can't do that.
She didn't do anything wrong.Copy !req
433. - Please, Mrs. Fabray, do something.Copy !req
434. Don't bother, Finn,Copy !req
435. If she wanted to do something, she would
have when she found out that I was pregnant.Copy !req
436. You knew?Copy !req
437. I- No. She didn't tell me anything.Copy !req
438. But you knew. And I needed you.Copy !req
439. I needed my mom.
And you were so scared...Copy !req
440. ofwhat he would do...Copy !req
441. ifhe found out that
you just pushed it aside...Copy !req
442. like we do every bad feeling in this house.Copy !req
443. If you don't talk about it, it doesn't exist.Copy !req
444. Now do not turn this on us!Copy !req
445. You are the disappointment here!Copy !req
446. Why?Copy !req
447. Because I'm not a little girl anymore?Copy !req
448. Because I made a mistake?Copy !req
449. Who areyou?Copy !req
450. I don't recognixeyou at all.Copy !req
451. I'm your daughter...Copy !req
452. who loves you.Copy !req
453. And I know this must be reallyhardforyou,Copy !req
454. But I just need my daddy to hold me
and tell me that it's gonna be okay.Copy !req
455. Please.Copy !req
456. - Judy!Copy !req
457. Honey, how many times have I told you
you gotta turn these T-shirts right-side out-Copy !req
458. Um, Mom, Quinn's parents threw her out.Copy !req
459. Could she stay here for a couple of days?Copy !req
460. Yeah, of course she can.Copy !req
461. Honey, you can stay here
as long as you want.Copy !req
462. Hey, Barbra Streisand.
We need to have a little talk.Copy !req
463. I have nothing to say to you, Pepper.Copy !req
464. If you continue to stalk me,
I'll press charges.Copy !req
465. Everyone knows what you are.
You're the school craxy.Copy !req
466. I was craxy- craxy in love.Copy !req
467. There's nothing you can say that's gonna
change the way I feel about Mr. Schuester.Copy !req
468. Ours is a love for the ages. Your threats
will just make our love grow stronger.Copy !req
469. Let me tell you a few things I learned
from two years of intense psychotherapy...Copy !req
470. and an esophagus transplant.Copy !req
471. Lesson number one:
You and Schue, it won't work.Copy !req
472. What do you mean?Copy !req
473. We're not so different, you and me.Copy !req
474. We're both mildly attractive
and extremely grating.Copy !req
475. Love is hard for us.Copy !req
476. We look for boys
we know we can never have.Copy !req
477. Mr. Schue is a perfect target
for our self-esteem issues.Copy !req
478. He can never reciprocate our feelings,
which only reinforces the conviction...Copy !req
479. that we're not worthy ofbeing loved.Copy !req
480. Trust me. I'm a cautionary tale.Copy !req
481. You need to find some self-respect, Rachel.Copy !req
482. Get that mildly attractive groove back.Copy !req
483. Mr. Schuester, I'm readywhen you are.Copy !req
484. The ballad I've selected has an important
message that I'm anxious for you to hear.Copy !req
485. Rachel, I'm sorry. I'm gonna have to stopyou.Copy !req
486. The wayyou've been acting
is totally inappropriate.Copy !req
487. I'm your teacher, Rachel. And I'm sorry,
but that's all I'm ever gonna be.Copy !req
488. I know.Copy !req
489. I- I brought these for you
as an apology.Copy !req
490. And the song I was gonna sing was...Copy !req
491. "Sorry Seems To Be
the Hardest Word" by Elton John...Copy !req
492. 'cause I know how much you love him.Copy !req
493. I'm such an idiot.Copy !req
494. Mooning overyou
andcleaningyourapartment,Copy !req
495. Hey. It's okay.Copy !req
496. I know it's not always easy for you, Rachel.Copy !req
497. And I know that there
are some things about yourself...Copy !req
498. that you think you'd like to change.Copy !req
499. But you should know
that there's some boy out there...Copy !req
500. who's gonna likeyou
for everything you are...Copy !req
501. including those parts of you
that even you don't like.Copy !req
502. Those are gonna be the things
he likes the most.Copy !req
503. Thanks, Mr. Schue.Copy !req
504. What doyou saywe ditch rehearsal today?Copy !req
505. I've gotta be honest, Rachel. You've never
really needed much help with your ballads.Copy !req
506. You've been knocking them
out of the park since day one.Copy !req
507. - Doyou like them?
- They're great.Copy !req
508. So they just kicked her out?Copy !req
509. Yeah. Gave her halfan hour to pack.Copy !req
510. Her father set the timer on the microwave.Copy !req
511. I'm sorry.
I guess my plan kinda sucked.Copy !req
512. No. Uh, this is good.Copy !req
513. No more secrets. You know,
everything's out there, all the feelings. Uh-Copy !req
514. And that's better. Right?Copy !req
515. Yes. Better.Copy !req
516. Good. Uh-Copy !req
517. All right, well, let's work on your ballad.Copy !req
518. Uh, you were really helpful when
I was trying to find mine. So, what is it?Copy !req
519. "I Honestly Love You."Copy !req
520. Uh, sounds awesome.Copy !req
521. I don't know the song, uh, orwhatever.Copy !req
522. But it sounds... positive and nice and stuff.Copy !req
523. Hey, you two,
We need to go to the choirroom,Copy !req
524. Why?Copy !req
525. Because there's something
we want to give you and Quinn.Copy !req
526. - Openyour eyes,
I didn't tell you to closeyour eyes,Copy !req
527. - Is there a cake?
- No, there's no cake, Be quiet, Sit down,Copy !req
528. - Hi, Quinn,
- Do you know what's goi ng on?Copy !req
529. Your fellow Glee Club members
wanna sing a song for you guys,Copy !req
530. to let you know how they feel about you.Copy !req
531. Uh, what are you gonna sing?Copy !req
532. J ust listen. The song says everything.Copy !req
533. ?Copy !req
534. ?Copy !req
535. - ? To lean on?
- ? Somebody to lean on?Copy !req
536. - ? To lean on?
- ? Oh, whoa, whoa?Copy !req
537. - ? If?
- ? If?Copy !req
538. - ? There is a load?
- ? There's a load?Copy !req
539. - ? You have to bear?
- ? You have to bear?Copy !req
540. - ? I?
- ? I am?Copy !req
541. - ? Am right up the road?Copy !req
542. - ? Call me?
- ? Oh, call me?Copy !req
543. - ? Call me?
- ? Whenyou needa friend?Copy !req
544. - ? Call me?
- ? Call me?Copy !req
545. - ? Call me?
- ? Whenyou needa friend?Copy !req
546. - ? Call me?
- ? Call me any time of day?Copy !req
547. ?Copy !req
548. - ? Lean on me?
- ? You can lean on me?Copy !req
549. - ? I'm gonna need?
- ? Somebody?Copy !req
550. - ? Somebody?
- ? Hey, hey?Copy !req
551. - ? To lean on?
- ? Somebodyto lean on?Copy !req
552. ?Copy !req
553. - ? Yeah?
- ? Whoa, ho-ho?Copy !req
554. ?Copy !req
555. ?Copy !req
556. ?Copy !req
557. ?Copy !req
558. English - US - SDHCopy !req