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but every. body thinks it's Finn,
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4. Except for Quinn's parents
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6. Well, call the Vatican. We got ourselves
another immaculate conception.
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7. - And that's what you missed on-
- ? Glee?
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9. - Who knows what this word means?
- It's a male duck.
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10. - Kurt.
- A ballad is a love song.
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13. which is whythey're the perfect storm
ofself-expression,
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14. Stories and music are the way we express
feelings that we can't get out any other way.
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15. Okay, now sectionals are in a few weeks,
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16. And there's a new rule this year.
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17. Looks like my weekly letter to the Ohio
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18. Okay, so here's our assignment for the week.
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19. I'm gonna pairyou off, and I want you
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20. Look them right in the eye...
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21. find the emotion you want to express,
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22. - I pick Quinn.
- No, no, no, no, no. Too easy.
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23. Your partners will be chosen by fate.
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24. - Oooh.
- "Oooh," yeah. I put all your names in this hat.
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25. Whoeveryou choose is your partner.
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26. - I bet that duck's in the hat.
- But Matt's outsick today,
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27. He had to go to the hospital
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28. - I guess I'll just have to put
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29. Who's up first?
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30. - Mercedes.
- All right,
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31. Quinn.
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32. - Kurt.
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33. Mr. Schue, I don't know
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34. The Fates have spoken, Finn.
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35. Other Asian.
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36. Brittany.
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37. - Howfitting,
- Yea!
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38. Looks like I get you, Mr. Schue.
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39. Uh, you know what? Maybe we should
just wait until Matt gets back.
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40. - The Fates talked, Mr. Schue.
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41. Would you mind clarifying
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42. Why don't you let
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43. Brad, "Endless Love" in B-flat, please.
It's my favorite duet.
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44. I really don't think
that's an appropriate song, Rachel.
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45. Why? It's a great song
and it's a perfect ballad.
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46. Yeah, I really like that song, Mr. Schue.
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47. ?
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48. I could totally sing this song with Finn.
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49. Butscrewhim ifhe thinks he's taking
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50. I love the days when I don't wear underwear.
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51. - Full commando,
- ? My first love?
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52. I never noticed how nice Rachel's butt is.
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53. Oh, crap. I think Quinn
knows I'm staring at it.
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54. ? All my love?
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55. ? No one elsewill do?
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56. - ? And your eyes?
- ? Your eyes, your eyes?
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57. ? They tell me how much you care?
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58. Wow. I've never noticed this before...
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59. because he's always trying
to destroy my career...
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60. but Mr. Schue has really pretty eyes.
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61. And really nice teeth. He's obviously
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62. And that's important to me.
It shows wonderful self-esteem.
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63. ? I'll be that fool?
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64. I don't like the way she's looking at me.
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65. Oh, Ishouldn't have sung this song to her,
Crap! She looks crazyright now,
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66. I know this look.
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67. - ? Oh?
- ? 'Cause no?
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68. ? No one can deny?
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69. - ? My love?
- ? My love, my love?
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70. ? My endless love?
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72. When I'm singing with him, it's like
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73. And what I'm seeing is super, super cute.
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75. - Okay. Something like that.
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76. Sweetie, I am so proud of you.
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77. The Chastity Ball is
so important toyour father.
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78. God, I miss the firm support
of my polyester Cheerios uniform.
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79. The control panel hid my baby bump perfectly.
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80. Hmm. That's odd. We had this
custom-made a month ago.
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81. I had a really big lunch today at school.
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82. Really big tacos.
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83. No worries, sweetie.
I'll just take it down to the tailor tomorrow.
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84. We'll let it out a little bit.
The problem here, honey, is, you know...
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85. I just don't think you've been getting enough
exercise ever sinceyou quit the Cheerios.
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86. - Am I right?
- Yeah, yeah. That's right.
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87. You used to spend hours every day
doing backflips and high kicks.
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88. And now- I mean, nowyou spend
all your free time...
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89. sitting on a stool in the dark
singing show tunes.
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90. Doyou know how many calories
you burn singing? Hmm?
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91. - Notvery many.
- Judy! Glenn Beck is on,
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92. - Oh, wait. Hold on.
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93. - He's so-
- Holdon, No, I don't want to see,
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95. - I don't want- Oh.
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96. Oh! Look atyou,
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98. how's that boyyou've been dating?
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99. Yeah, yeah. He's not pressuring
you at all, is he?
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100. No. No, he's a gentleman.
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101. I'm glad to hear that. That's why
I'm inviting him overfor dinner on Sunday.
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102. - Oh, wonderful!
- Refresher?
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103. Honey, I don't want you
to lift a finger for me.
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104. - I'm yourwife.
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105. - My little lemon drop. I gotta go catch Glenn.
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106. - Mr. Schuester?
- Yeah?
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107. I just wanted to confirm we're set to rehearse
our ballad at 4:00 sharp this afternoon.
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108. Oh. Isn't Matt backyet?
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109. No, it's just... you and me all week long.
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110. Great. I'll seeyou at 4:00.
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111. Is there something else?
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112. I just wanted to giveyou this.
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113. Open it.
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114. Gold stars are kind of my signature thing.
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115. I figure everytimeyou wear ityou can think
of me and the staryou're helping me become.
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116. - It's happening, again,
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117. It always starts with a novelty gift.
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118. Well, you can't blame her, Will.
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119. If we were gonna rank
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120. you'd be number one with a bullet.
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121. Uh, well, I-I-When did-
When did this startwith Rachel?
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122. We sang a duet in Glee Club. "Endless Love."
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123. - Okay. In hindsight, thatwas probably a mistake.
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124. I can't handle going through this again.
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125. Sorry. Going through, um-
Going through what again?
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126. Have I evertold you about... Suxy Pepper?
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127. The alpacas start there
and travel down towards Guadalajara.
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128. SuzyPepperwasn't the first schoolgirl crush,
but she was the hardest,
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129. It happened about two years ago
before you were a teacher here,
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130. - Suzy was unique,
- Mr. Schue?
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131. How do you conjugate the verb "to love"?
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132. Peppers.
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133. So you can wear them and think of me-
Suxy Pepper.
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134. I thought it would burn out like
the others, But it only got worse,
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135. - Hello?
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136. - Who is it? Who died?
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137. Suxy Pepper?
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138. You knew it was me
just by the sound of my breath.
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139. That's so romantic.
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140. Listen, you little psycho.
This is Will's wife.
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141. And if I don't get enough sleep,
my antidepressants won't work.
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142. - And then I'll go craxy, and I'll kill you.
- Terri.
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143. Stop calling!
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144. - Can'tyou handle anything, Will?
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145. - Terri was right,
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147. I decided to be honest with Suzy,
Face this head-on,
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148. - Okay, how'd that go?
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149. - ? To make it real?
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150. It was the world's hottest pepper.
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151. - She had it shipped from Sinaloa, Mexico.
- Oh, gosh. What happened?
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152. The ambulance arrived just in time.
The pepper burned holes in her esophagus...
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153. and she was in a medically
induced coma for three days.
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154. That's why I can't
just tell Rachel to back off.
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155. These girls are too fragile.
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156. Wow. Okay.
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157. How 'bout this?
Why don't you take your own advice?
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158. Right? Do what you told the kids to do.
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159. If you're feeling awkward
telling Rachel howyou feel...
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160. then why don't you, um,
you know, sing it to her.
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161. Let her down gently.
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162. And don't wear that tie.
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163. Yeah.
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164. Sing to me everything you feel.
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165. Okay. Uh-
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166. I can't. I can't- I can't sing to a dude.
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167. - You have to try.
- I can't! Okay?
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168. I can't! I'm sick and tired of people pushing
me to be somebody I'm not.
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169. Your lashing out at me
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170. Dude, I'm sorry.
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171. You're really awesome, Kurt. I-
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172. I'm just under a load of crap right now.
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173. Girls.
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174. They'reyour problem.
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175. They're up. They're down. Girls.
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176. It's the baby.
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177. She's my daughter and-
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178. There are so many things I want to say to her,
and I'm never gonna be able to.
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179. Like what?
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180. Well...
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181. like how I don't want her to
think that her fatherjust abandoned her.
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182. How I would do anything for her.
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183. How no matterwhat I do
I'm always thinking about her.
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184. How I'm gonna spend mywhole life loving her
and she's never even gonna know.
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185. You gotta let it out.
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186. How?
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187. By singing.
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188. "I'll Stand ByYou," by the Pretenders.
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189. It's in yourwheelhouse. And I knowyou know
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190. And you do well with classics,
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191. Yeah, I do like that song, but...
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192. how's it gonna make me feel better again?
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193. By singing it out to the audience.
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194. Imagineyour little girl sitting there.
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195. Thank God I never missed a piano lesson.
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197. Finn, what's going on?
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198. - What areyou doing?
- Uh, nothing.
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199. Wereyou just singing to a sonogram?
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200. Uh-huh.
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201. Is Quinn pregnant?
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202. Mom. I'm sorry.
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203. - I'm so sorry!
- Shh, shh.
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204. - I screwed up, Mom.
- It's gonna be okay.
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205. - I'm so sorry.
- Shh, shh. Shh.
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206. - I can't believeyou told your mom.
What if she tells my mom?
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207. - She's not.
- Halfthe school knows.
Your mom knows. Who elseyou wanna tell?
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208. - She's not gonna tell anybody.
- You're wrong. I'm right. I'm smart. You're dumb.
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209. All this baby drama is making
my rosacea act up.
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210. I know. I just feel bad for them,
having to go through this on their own.
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211. Let me see what I can do.
I'll report back later.
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212. No, no, no, You're wrong, I'm right, I'm right,
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213. - She doesn't talk to other moms.
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214. - How do you explain
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215. It's because she's a girl.
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216. No, I think it's the pregnancy hormones
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217. It's enough to wanna give up women altogether.
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218. Yeah. Anyway, thanks for the advice
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219. It worked like a charm. I oweyou one, dude.
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220. Okay, I'll admit it.
I'm madly in love with Finn.
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221. I have been since the first timewe met.
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222. Dude, impulse control.
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223. He was myknight inshiningarmor,
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224. Myfeelings onlygrewstronger
as we bonded over Glee,
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225. then football, then skin care,
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226. Your "T" xone is dangerously dry.
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227. Your "T" xone.
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228. Oh.
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229. Twice a day. It's very mild
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230. Cool. Thanks, man.
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231. I don't know why I find
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232. I mean, he's cheating offa girl who thinks
the square root offour is rainbows.
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233. I guess that's love for you.
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234. Hey, eyes on your own paper.
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236. But rest assured,
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237. No matter what I do or how much
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238. she's going to end up disappointing him
and breaking his heart,
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239. - Okay, so, I'm real ly excited.
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240. I picked a medley of songs that's gonna be
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241. about how to sing a great ballad,
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242. - Why is Miss Pillsbury here?
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243. Well, I- I, too, am very curious
about the power of the ballad.
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244. You know, I'm thinking of doing
some career counseling in song.
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245. - Emma.
- S.A.T. prep-
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246. - Just-Yeah.
- Sitting. Yeah.
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247. Okay, Rachel. This is a mash-up of'Young Girl"
by Gary Puckett & the Union Gap...
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248. and the 1980 Police classic,
"Don't Stand So Close To Me."
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249. And I want you to listen
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250. because I really mean what I'm singing.
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251. Really... listen.
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254. - ? With all the charms of a woman?
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255. - ? Bookmark it, she's so close now?
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256. - ? Young girl, you're outta your mind?
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257. - ? Temptation, frustration?
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258. - ? So bad it makes him cry?
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259. - ? Don't stand, don't stand so?
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260. - ? Young girl, you're outta your mind?
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261. - ? Better run, girl?
- ? Don'tstandso?
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263. doyou think you understood the message
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264. Yes. It means I'm veryyoung
and it's hard for you to stand close to me.
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266. Emma, would you mind helping me out here?
Was that the message thatyou got?
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267. - You're a very good performer.
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268. - He's very good.
- Well, I, for one, can't wait to go home...
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269. and work on a medley
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270. Because this lesson has given me...
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271. No, Rachel, that reallywasn't the-You-
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273. Thanks for coming over, Kurt.
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and that kind of stuff.
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275. And I need to find something nice to wear
to the Fabrays for dinner. So-
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276. I couldn't be more pleased and honored
to help you find something vintage...
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277. and appropriate to wear.
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278. Here it is. My mom never had
the heart to throw this stuff out.
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279. Here, hang on to that for the next time Puck
throws you in the Dumpster.
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280. My dad's the same way.
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281. My mom died 10 years ago and he still keeps
her toothbrush on the holder by their sink.
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282. The broken dresser in their room
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283. I knowit's stupid,
butsometimes I'llsneak in there,
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284. and open all the drawers...
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285. and lie on the floor
and close my eyes and just smell her.
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286. That's not stupid.
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287. I guess in a way I'm lucky
I never knew him. You know?
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288. - Check this out.
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289. Not halfbad.
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290. Your father had good taste.
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291. I can't believe it fits.
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292. Um, thanks.
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293. My fatherwas brave enough to fight
in some desert thousands of miles away...
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294. and I can't even go over to Dudley Road
and tell the Fabrays the truth.
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295. Your father didn't charge
into the breach empty-handed.
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296. He had a weapon.
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297. You think I should bring a gun?
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298. No. I think you should
useyour greatestweapon.
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299. Yourvoice.
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300. Hey, sweetie, I'm home.
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301. Something smells good.
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302. - Oh, thanks.
- You're welcome.
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303. Casserole's almost ready.
Hopeyou like venison.
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304. Why did you even let her in the house?
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305. 'Cause she said she was one
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306. It didn't take me five minutes
to realixe she's in love with you.
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307. She asked if she could seeyour baby pictures.
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308. What? So, nowyou're making her
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309. Look, Will, I've been dealing
with these schoolgirl crushes for years.
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310. So why shouldn't I get
a little something out of it?
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311. - Doyou have any more Ajax?
- In the linen closet, sweetie.
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312. - This is immoral, Terri.
- No, honey. You know what's immoral?
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313. Is me having to deal with the fact...
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314. that my husband spends all day
with young girls who are perkier...
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315. and younger than I am.
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316. I have a rash on my belly from that
cocoa butter thatyour mother sent me.
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317. Doyou have any idea
how much it burns when I sweat?
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318. I can't scrub the floors as hard as she can.
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319. Baby, if it's that bad, you have
to let me see it, It might be infected,
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320. What? So, now I'm gonna show you
the bleeding pustules on my skin?
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321. Wow. Yeah. No, that's not gonna send you
into the loving arms of some teenage slut.
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322. For the last time, I am not having an affair
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323. And you are not allowed
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324. becauseyou have this
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325. Well, why not, huh,
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326. - Look, she's a really good cook. Try it.
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327. - Whereyou going?
- I'm taking Rachel home.
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328. Can you ask her to dust the blinds
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329. - Mr, Schuester?
- Yes, Rachel.
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331. Um, it's the law.
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337. That would be great,
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338. It's okay. I made us a CD.
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341. I wasn't finished.
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342. Yeah, well, the acoustics are horrible
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344. - Are you guys still seeing each other?
- I broke things off,
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345. He was too immature,
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347. Well, that's a tough road
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348. That's why I have my sights set much higher.
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349. Stay away from him.
You're gonna get hurt... bad.
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350. - You can't threaten me, Pepper.
I'm not afraid of you.
- You should be.
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351. Oh, you're on the second floor?
Oh, you're right above me.
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352. Girl, you? I'm a hot, damn mess.
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353. I found out today my hamster is pregnant
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355. - We're supposed to be rehearsing.
- I'm talking to Tina.
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356. I'll hityou back. This is bad, dude.
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357. All our ballads are terrible
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358. We're all worried about Finn
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359. We can't even sing about our emotions
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360. - Who cares?
- Um, we all do.
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361. So we decided we're all gonna sing them
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362. Areyou kidding me?
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363. It's not fair! Finn gets everything.
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364. - He gets the sympathy. He gets the girl.
- What is your problem?
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369. You need to get something
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370. You're the baby's daddy.
It takes a hell of a lot more to be a father.
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371. And that role's already been cast
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372. And you need to accept that and move on.
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373. 'Cause you have no business messing up that
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374. You need to back off.
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376. - Thank you.
- There is no beatingJudy's ham.
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- Daddy, no.
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380. The Fabrays are a tight-knit family.
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383. My first married a wonderful Christian man.
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384. Owns his own chain of U.P.S. stores.
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386. we're just so proud ofher.
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387. Captain of the Cheerios,
president of the Celibacy Club.
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388. I got a little peak at the dress.
I'm certain she's a shoo-in for princess.
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389. - She is.
- But tonight...
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390. we are very glad to welcome
heryoung friend, quarterback no less-
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391. I have to go to the bathroom.
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392. Uh, too much pop.
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393. Oh, wait. It's right through
the kitchen, sweetheart.
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394. He wears a helmet when he plays, right?
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395. He's just intimidated byyou, Daddy.
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397. I'm at the Fabrays and I'm freaking out.
What does a heart attack feel like?
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398. Settle down, cowboy. This is whywe burnt
the disc and spent that time rehearsing.
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399. - I can't do it.
- Yes, you can.
Just remember the power of the ballad.
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400. I have to go. They'll think I'm pooping.
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401. Ha!
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402. - That's my kitchen radio.
- Yeah, I need to borrow it.
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in Glee Club to sing a ballad.
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405. They're allabout expressing the things
you can't findany otherwayto say,
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407. - Please, don't.
- No, I need to do this... for both of us.
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410. There must be some sort of mistake here.
Quinny, we raised you right.
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412. I'm sorry., Can wejuststop
with the lying, please?
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- Whenyou were about fiveyears old,
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down to an I ndians game.
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- Yoursister made it through the whole game,
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418. But you fel I asleep in my lap.
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420. 'cause I didn't want the crowd
to get too loud,
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430. You too.
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432. But you can't do that.
She didn't do anything wrong.
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433. - Please, Mrs. Fabray, do something.
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438. But you knew. And I needed you.
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And you were so scared...
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440. ofwhat he would do...
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441. ifhe found out that
you just pushed it aside...
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442. like we do every bad feeling in this house.
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443. If you don't talk about it, it doesn't exist.
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444. Now do not turn this on us!
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445. You are the disappointment here!
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and tell me that it's gonna be okay.
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457. Honey, how many times have I told you
you gotta turn these T-shirts right-side out-
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460. Yeah, of course she can.
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461. Honey, you can stay here
as long as you want.
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462. Hey, Barbra Streisand.
We need to have a little talk.
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463. I have nothing to say to you, Pepper.
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464. If you continue to stalk me,
I'll press charges.
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465. Everyone knows what you are.
You're the school craxy.
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467. There's nothing you can say that's gonna
change the way I feel about Mr. Schuester.
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468. Ours is a love for the ages. Your threats
will just make our love grow stronger.
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from two years of intense psychotherapy...
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471. Lesson number one:
You and Schue, it won't work.
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473. We're not so different, you and me.
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474. We're both mildly attractive
and extremely grating.
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475. Love is hard for us.
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476. We look for boys
we know we can never have.
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477. Mr. Schue is a perfect target
for our self-esteem issues.
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478. He can never reciprocate our feelings,
which only reinforces the conviction...
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479. that we're not worthy ofbeing loved.
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480. Trust me. I'm a cautionary tale.
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481. You need to find some self-respect, Rachel.
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483. Mr. Schuester, I'm readywhen you are.
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484. The ballad I've selected has an important
message that I'm anxious for you to hear.
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485. Rachel, I'm sorry. I'm gonna have to stopyou.
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is totally inappropriate.
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487. I'm your teacher, Rachel. And I'm sorry,
but that's all I'm ever gonna be.
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as an apology.
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490. And the song I was gonna sing was...
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the Hardest Word" by Elton John...
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492. 'cause I know how much you love him.
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andcleaningyourapartment,
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499. But you should know
that there's some boy out there...
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for everything you are...
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501. including those parts of you
that even you don't like.
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502. Those are gonna be the things
he likes the most.
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504. What doyou saywe ditch rehearsal today?
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505. I've gotta be honest, Rachel. You've never
really needed much help with your ballads.
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506. You've been knocking them
out of the park since day one.
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507. - Doyou like them?
- They're great.
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509. Yeah. Gave her halfan hour to pack.
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510. Her father set the timer on the microwave.
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511. I'm sorry.
I guess my plan kinda sucked.
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513. No more secrets. You know,
everything's out there, all the feelings. Uh-
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514. And that's better. Right?
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515. Yes. Better.
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519. "I Honestly Love You."
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522. But it sounds... positive and nice and stuff.
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523. Hey, you two,
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524. Why?
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525. Because there's something
we want to give you and Quinn.
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526. - Openyour eyes,
I didn't tell you to closeyour eyes,
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527. - Is there a cake?
- No, there's no cake, Be quiet, Sit down,
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528. - Hi, Quinn,
- Do you know what's goi ng on?
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529. Your fellow Glee Club members
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530. to let you know how they feel about you.
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532. J ust listen. The song says everything.
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535. - ? To lean on?
- ? Somebody to lean on?
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536. - ? To lean on?
- ? Oh, whoa, whoa?
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537. - ? If?
- ? If?
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538. - ? There is a load?
- ? There's a load?
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539. - ? You have to bear?
- ? You have to bear?
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540. - ? I?
- ? I am?
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541. - ? Am right up the road?
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542. - ? Call me?
- ? Oh, call me?
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543. - ? Call me?
- ? Whenyou needa friend?
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544. - ? Call me?
- ? Call me?
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545. - ? Call me?
- ? Whenyou needa friend?
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546. - ? Call me?
- ? Call me any time of day?
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547. ?
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548. - ? Lean on me?
- ? You can lean on me?
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549. - ? I'm gonna need?
- ? Somebody?
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550. - ? Somebody?
- ? Hey, hey?
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551. - ? To lean on?
- ? Somebodyto lean on?
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552. ?
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553. - ? Yeah?
- ? Whoa, ho-ho?
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