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6. Making some new
friends, Kurt?Copy !req
7. He sure is, Mr. Shue.Copy !req
8. Hey, Finn, you still
owe me that report on "Que hace en su?Copy !req
9. What?Copy !req
10. "What you did last summer."Copy !req
11. Almost halfway done with
most all of it, Mr. Shue.Copy !req
12. It's hammer time!Copy !req
13. Please, this is
from Marc Jacobs'Copy !req
14. new collection!
Wait.Copy !req
15. Okay.Copy !req
16. Como esta usted?Copy !req
17. Yo me llamo Guillermo.Copy !req
18. Como esta usted?Copy !req
19. Yo me llamo Guillermo.Copy !req
20. Que lastima,
hojala que se sienta mejor.Copy !req
21. Rapido.
Que lastima...Copy !req
22. ♪ Above? ♪Copy !req
23. ♪ Is it underneath ♪Copy !req
24. Where's the coffee pot?
Figgins got rid of it.Copy !req
25. Budget cuts.Copy !req
26. You know, I know for a fact
that they are still getting hot java at Carver.Copy !req
27. We should strike.Copy !req
28. Hello, boys.Copy !req
29. Who needs a pick-me-up?Copy !req
30. Wow, lattes!Copy !req
31. Yeah, I am a bit
of a coffee snob.Copy !req
32. Now, the key to a perfect latte,Copy !req
33. is in the temperature
of the steamed milk.Copy !req
34. I like mine scalding.Copy !req
35. Hi, Emma.Copy !req
36. Hey, Ken.Copy !req
37. Will, hi.
Hey.Copy !req
38. What's with all the lattes?Copy !req
39. Oh, Emma, I just felt so awful
that Figgins cut the coffee?Copy !req
40. a nutritionist
for the Cheerios.Copy !req
41. Yeah, I heard you guys
went, like,Copy !req
42. $600 over budget on that.Copy !req
43. My performers didn't
get on Fox Sports NetCopy !req
44. last year because they ate
at Bacon Junction.Copy !req
45. Since when are cheerleaders
performers?Copy !req
46. Your resentment is delicious.Copy !req
47. Well, I have a phoner
in a couple of minutes.Copy !req
48. It's an interview
on the telephone with a major media outlet.Copy !req
49. I'll probably do it
on my iPhone.Copy !req
50. Enjoy.Copy !req
51. Thanks a lot, Sue.Copy !req
52. I ssed you at the, uh,
singles mixer last weekend, Emma.Copy !req
53. Yeah, I know.Copy !req
54. Big pipe exploded
in my building.Copy !req
55. It was wild.
I hate those mixer things though,Copy !req
56. I mean, it's like
a big meat market.Copy !req
57. It's just, ugh.Copy !req
58. I did give my number
to a fireman though.Copy !req
59. But he hasn't called.Copy !req
60. You know what, there's
someone out there for everyone.Copy !req
61. I wouldn't even sweat it.Copy !req
62. Hey, did you hear that
Sandy Ryerson got fired?Copy !req
63. Really?Copy !req
64. Well, who's going
to take over Glee Club?Copy !req
65. Don't know.Copy !req
66. I'd like to take over Glee Club.Copy !req
67. You want to captain the Titanic,
too?Copy !req
68. I think I can make
it great again.Copy !req
69. There is no joy
in these kids.Copy !req
70. They feel invisible.Copy !req
71. That's why every one of
them has a MySpace page.Copy !req
72. 60 bucks a month.Copy !req
73. That's what I need
to keep this program up.Copy !req
74. And you-you expect me to pay it?Copy !req
75. I'm certainly not going
to pay for it.Copy !req
76. We're not talking about
Cheerios here, Will.Copy !req
77. They were on Fox Sports Net
last year.Copy !req
78. When Glee Club starts bringing that
kind of prestige to the school again,Copy !req
79. you can
have all the money you want.Copy !req
80. Until then, 60 bucks a month.Copy !req
81. And you've got to use
the costumes and props you already have.Copy !req
82. But we need the stools
for wood shop.Copy !req
83. Hiding the $60 a mon fromy wife, Terri,
was going to be hard.Copy !req
84. But I had a bigger problem.Copy !req
85. How was I going to get
these kids motivated?Copy !req
86. One thing I knew for sure,
we needed a new name.Copy !req
87. "New Directions!"Copy !req
88. My name is Mercedes Jones
and I'm singing...Copy !req
89. Hello, I'm Kurt Hummel.Copy !req
90. Tina C.Copy !req
91. "I Kissed A Girl."Copy !req
92. Hi, my name is Rachel Berry,Copy !req
93. and I'll be singing "On My Own"Copy !req
94. from the seminal
Broadway classic Les Miz.Copy !req
95. Fantastic, let's hear it.Copy !req
96. You might laugh because
every time I sign my name,Copy !req
97. I put a gold star after it.Copy !req
98. But it's a metaphor
and metaphors are important.Copy !req
99. My gold stars are a metaphor
for me being a star.Copy !req
100. And just so we're clear,Copy !req
101. I want to clear up
that hateful rumor that I was the one who turnedCopy !req
102. that closet case
Sandy Ryerson inCopy !req
103. because he gave Hank Saunders
the solo I deserved.Copy !req
104. That's cockpoopie.Copy !req
105. He was touching Hank,
caressing him.Copy !req
106. It was so wrong!Copy !req
107. I am not homophobic.Copy !req
108. In fact, I have two gay dads.Copy !req
109. See, I was born out of love.Copy !req
110. My two dads screened
potential surrogatesCopy !req
111. based on beauty and IQ.Copy !req
112. Then they mixed
their sperm together and used a turkey baster.Copy !req
113. To this day, we don't know
which one is my real dad,Copy !req
114. which I think
is pretty amazing.Copy !req
115. My dads spoiled me in the arts.Copy !req
116. I was given dance lessons,
vocal lessons.Copy !req
117. Anything to give me
a competitive edge.Copy !req
118. You might think
that all the boys in school would totally want to tap this,Copy !req
119. but my MySpace schedule
keeps me way too busy to date.Copy !req
120. I try to post a MySpace
video every day,Copy !req
121. just to keep my talent
alive and growing.Copy !req
122. Nowadays, being anonymous
is worse than being poor.Copy !req
123. Fame is the most important
thing in our culture now.Copy !req
124. And if there's one thing
I've learned,Copy !req
125. it's that no one's
just gonna hand it to you.Copy !req
126. Very nice, Rachel.Copy !req
127. When do we start rehearsals?Copy !req
128. We suck.Copy !req
129. Uh, it...Copy !req
130. It'll get there.Copy !req
131. We-we just need
to keep rehearsing.Copy !req
132. Mr. Schuester,
do you have any ideaCopy !req
133. how ridiculous it is
to give the lead solo in "Sit Down,Copy !req
134. You're Rocking the Boat"
to a boy in a wheelchair?Copy !req
135. I think Mr. ShueCopy !req
136. is using irony
to enhance the performance.Copy !req
137. There is nothing ironic
about show choir!Copy !req
138. Rachel...Copy !req
139. Rachel!Copy !req
140. That's sloppy!Copy !req
141. You're sloppy babies!Copy !req
142. It's just disgraceful!Copy !req
143. And I want the agony
out of your eyes!Copy !req
144. Uh-uh, Lance,
don't you starcrying!Copy !req
145. You are the weak link, pal!Copy !req
146. How's it feel
to be the weak link, huh?Copy !req
147. That can't feel very good!Copy !req
148. You changed out
of your costume.Copy !req
149. I'm tired of being laughed at.Copy !req
150. You're the best kid
in there, Rachel.Copy !req
151. That comes with a price.Copy !req
152. Look, I know I'm just
a sophomore, but I can feel the clock ticking away,Copy !req
153. and I don't want
to leave high school with nothing to show for it.Copy !req
154. You get great grades.Copy !req
155. You're a fantastic singer.Copy !req
156. Everybody hates me.Copy !req
157. And you think Glee Club
is going to ange that?Copy !req
158. Being great at something
is going to change it.Copy !req
159. Being a part
of something special mas you special, right?Copy !req
160. I need a male lead
who can keep up with me vocally.Copy !req
161. Maybe I can coach
Arty a little.Copy !req
162. Look, Mr. Shue,
I really appreciate what you're trying to do,Copy !req
163. but if you can't give me
what I need, then I'm sorry.Copy !req
164. I'm not going to make a fool
out of myself.Copy !req
165. I can't keep wasting
my time with Glee.Copy !req
166. It hurts too much.Copy !req
167. Schuester!Copy !req
168. Figgins wants you!Copy !req
169. But we just started rehearsals.Copy !req
170. My hands are tied, Shue.Copy !req
171. I need
the auditorium.Copy !req
172. Alcoholics Anonymous wants
to rent it out for their afternoon meetings.Copy !req
173. Lots of drunks in this town.Copy !req
174. They're paying me
ten bucks a head.Copy !req
175. If we show at regionals,
Glee stays; if not, the bar's open?Copy !req
176. What is it with you
and this club?Copy !req
177. You've got only five kids—
one of them's a cripple.Copy !req
178. Then, I guess you've got nothing
to worry about.Copy !req
179. Fine.Copy !req
180. Yes.Copy !req
181. But you're running detention
for free to make it up to me.Copy !req
182. Deal.Copy !req
183. You put your hands
in the corners like this.Copy !req
184. Okay?Copy !req
185. I can't do it.Copy !req
186. I'm dyslexic.Copy !req
187. Maybe I should
just stick to towels and washcloths.Copy !req
188. Howard, if you can't fold
a fitted sheet,Copy !req
189. you cannot work
at Sheets N' Things.Copy !req
190. Associate to returns.Copy !req
191. Go.Copy !req
192. Make sure they
have a receipt.Copy !req
193. Someone looks beautiful today.Copy !req
194. Hey.
Hi.Copy !req
195. You look
very handsome.Copy !req
196. Thank you.Copy !req
197. I just thought
I'd bring you roast beef on pumpernickel—Copy !req
198. your favorite.
Aw.Copy !req
199. Oh, but does it have mayo?
Yeah.Copy !req
200. Will, if my diabetes comes back,
I can't get pregnant.Copy !req
201. I...Copy !req
202. What is wrong with you?Copy !req
203. I just wanted to tell you
that I'm going to have to start working late?Copy !req
204. I'm, uh, monitoring
after-school detention.Copy !req
205. What?Copy !req
206. I had to make a deal
with Figgins so he wouldn't kill Glee Club.Copy !req
207. But, Will, I'm on my feet
four hours a day three times a week here.Copy !req
208. Now I have
to go home,Copy !req
209. and I have to cook dinner
for myself?Copy !req
210. This lady wants
to return these sheets, but...Copy !req
211. something tells me
we've got another bed wetter.Copy !req
212. Do you see what I have
to deal with here?Copy !req
213. God, hasn't she ever
heard of a diaper?Copy !req
214. Of course, towels have
a thread count, Mister...Copy !req
215. Sheets N' Things.Copy !req
216. What do you do?Copy !req
217. I read catalogues.Copy !req
218. I know these things.Copy !req
219. Anything under
a 400 thread count,Copy !req
220. and I could break out
in impetigo.Copy !req
221. It's simple to understand.Copy !req
222. William?Copy !req
223. Sandy?Copy !req
224. Hey.Copy !req
225. Well, hello.Copy !req
226. How are things?Copy !req
227. I hear youCopy !req
228. have taken over
Glee Club.Copy !req
229. Yeah.Copy !req
230. I... hope
you're not too upset.Copy !req
231. Are you kidding?Copy !req
232. Getting out of that
swirling eddy of despair:Copy !req
233. best thing that ever
happened to me.Copy !req
234. Don't get me wrong.Copy !req
235. It wasn't easy at first
being dismissed, and for what I was accused of.Copy !req
236. My long-distance
girlfriend in Cleveland nearly brokeCopy !req
237. Oh, God, don't you
love a good monkey?Copy !req
238. Took me weeks to get over
my nervous breakdown.Copy !req
239. Did they put you on medication?Copy !req
240. medical marijuana.Copy !req
241. It's genius.Copy !req
242. I just tell my
Dr. FeelgoodCopy !req
243. I'm having trouble sleeping,Copy !req
244. and he gives me
all of it I want.Copy !req
245. I'm finding the whole
system quite lucrative.Copy !req
246. You're a drug dealer?Copy !req
247. Oh, yeah... make five times more
than when I was a teacher.Copy !req
248. I keep some
for myself,Copy !req
249. and then I take money baths
in the rest.Copy !req
250. Who-who do you sell it to?Copy !req
251. You want in?Copy !req
252. Uh, no... I mean, I tried it
once in college,Copy !req
253. but Terri and I are trying
to get pregnant, so...Copy !req
254. Do my own packaging, and
the first sample is free. Sandy, no.Copy !req
255. Come on, you are the
one who are coaching those tone-deafCopy !req
256. This looks like barf.Copy !req
257. Okay?Copy !req
258. I have to do everything myself.Copy !req
259. Call me.Copy !req
260. Come on.Copy !req
261. What's the matter
with you?Copy !req
262. This is terrible.Copy !req
263. Hey, Sue.Copy !req
264. Can I have a sec?Copy !req
265. Sure, buddy.
Come on in.Copy !req
266. Hey, Emma, you got a second?Copy !req
267. What is that, gum?Copy !req
268. So, you want to talk
to my Cheerios about joining Glee Club?Copy !req
269. Well, I need more kids—
performers—Copy !req
270. and all the best ones
are in the Cheerios,Copy !req
271. so I figured some of them
might want to double up.Copy !req
272. Okay, so what you're doing
right now is called blurring the lines.Copy !req
273. High school is
a caste system.Copy !req
274. Kids fall into certain slots.Copy !req
275. Your jocks and your
popular kids up in the penthouse.Copy !req
276. The invibles
and the kids playing live-actionCopy !req
277. out in the forest:
bottom floor.Copy !req
278. And... where do
the Glee kids lie?Copy !req
279. Subbasement.Copy !req
280. Sue's not wrong, but I don't
think anything is set in stone.Copy !req
281. I mean, you know, kids are going
to do what they think is cool,Copy !req
282. which is not always
who they are.Copy !req
283. You just need to find a way
to get them out of their boxes.Copy !req
284. Well, how do I do that?Copy !req
285. They follow the leader.Copy !req
286. You know, if you can get
a couple of the popular kidsCopy !req
287. to sign up, the rest
will fall right in line.Copy !req
288. I just want to talk to them.Copy !req
289. I don't know, dude.Copy !req
290. I can't see any
of my guys wanting to join?Copy !req
291. Last month, they held down
one of their teammates,Copy !req
292. shaved off his eyebrows
just because he watched Grey's Anatomy.Copy !req
293. Look, all I'm looking
for is an introduction.Copy !req
294. Fine.Copy !req
295. You got to put a good word in
for me with Emma.Copy !req
296. There you go, Cinderella.Copy !req
297. Thank you.Copy !req
298. I have trouble
with things like that, the, um...Copy !req
299. the... the messy things.Copy !req
300. Yeah.Copy !req
301. It's really nice
how much you care about Glee,Copy !req
302. about the kids.Copy !req
303. If you really care
about these kids,Copy !req
304. you'll leave
well enough alone.Copy !req
305. Children like to know
where they stand,Copy !req
306. so let your little Glee kids
have their little club,Copy !req
307. but don't pretend
that any of them are something they're not.Copy !req
308. Circle up.Copy !req
309. Mr. Schuester is going
to talk to you.Copy !req
310. If you don't listen,
you do laps.Copy !req
311. You mouth off, you do laps.Copy !req
312. Got it?Copy !req
313. They're all
yours, Will.Copy !req
314. Thanks, Ken.Copy !req
315. Hey, guys, how you doing?Copy !req
316. Uh, I think I recognize
some of you from Spanish class, but,Copy !req
317. uh, I'm...Copy !req
318. I'm here today to talk to you
about something different: musicCopy !req
319. Glee Club needs guys.Copy !req
320. I'm going to put
the sign-up sheet at the door to theCopy !req
321. so if anyone
wants to sign up, please...Copy !req
322. Thank you.Copy !req
323. Dismissed.Copy !req
324. Sorry about that.
It's okay.Copy !req
325. You been
sleeping okay?Copy !req
326. Your eyes look
a little bloodshot.Copy !req
327. I got allergies.Copy !req
328. Okay.
Thanks a lot.Copy !req
329. New Directions!Copy !req
330. I honestly thought
that was the endCopy !req
331. of the very brief fever dream
that was "New Directions!"Copy !req
332. I suddenly realizedCopy !req
333. why I had wanted to do
this thing in the first place.Copy !req
334. It was seeing the gift in a kid
that they didn't even know they had.Copy !req
335. It was pure talent.Copy !req
336. What I did then...Copy !req
337. was the blackest moment
of my life.Copy !req
338. You want to tell me how long
you've had a drug problem?Copy !req
339. I don't even know
who the Chronic Lady is.Copy !req
340. Look, if it were up to m
we wouldn't have mandatory biweekly afternoonCopy !req
341. But I've never
seen that before, Mr. Shue, I swear.Copy !req
342. It's not mine—
I'll pee in a cup.Copy !req
343. I'll pee.
Look, it...Copy !req
344. it wouldn't make any difference.Copy !req
345. Possession is eight-tenths
of the law.Copy !req
346. I'm pretty sure
that much pot is a felony. Yeah.Copy !req
347. Look, you'll get kicked out
of school.Copy !req
348. You'll lose
your football scholarship.Copy !req
349. Wait, I... I had
a football scholarship?Copy !req
350. To... to where?Copy !req
351. You could land in prison, son.Copy !req
352. Oh, my God.Copy !req
353. Please, don't tell my mom.Copy !req
354. Look, I see a lot
of myself in you, Finn.Copy !req
355. I know what it's like
to struggle to make good life choices,Copy !req
356. and I don't want to see you
throw away everything you have?Copy !req
357. I just expected more
out of you, Finn.Copy !req
358. That really got to me
when Mr. Schuester said that,Copy !req
359. because every day of my life,
I expect more out of myself.Copy !req
360. See, I might look confident
and everything,Copy !req
361. but I really struggle with
the same thing others kids do:Copy !req
362. peer pressure, bacne.Copy !req
363. I never knew my dad.Copy !req
364. He died in Iraq when we
were fighting Osama bin Laden the first time.Copy !req
365. Hold on, hold on.
Finn, Finn, Finn!Copy !req
366. Please,
I'm on the phone.Copy !req
367. I just want to trade
next Saturday's shift for this Saturday,Copy !req
368. because Finn's got a parents
night for Cub Scouts.Copy !req
369. My mom and me,
we're real close,Copy !req
370. but being a single parent
can be hard.Copy !req
371. The only good time for Mom
was en we splurged a little bitCopy !req
372. and ordered Emerald Dreams.Copy !req
373. Darren was good to her,Copy !req
374. and he was cool
about letting me hang out.Copy !req
375. That was the first time
I really heard music.Copy !req
376. Man, it set my soul on fire.Copy !req
377. You got a voice, buddy.Copy !req
378. Seriously, if I had that voice,
my band would still be together.Copy !req
379. Stick with it.Copy !req
380. My mom took it real hard
when Darren left herCopy !req
381. for that girl
he met at Pick & Save.Copy !req
382. It was at that moment
I decided to do whatever it took?Copy !req
383. make her feel
all her sacrifice was worth it.Copy !req
384. We have two
options here.Copy !req
385. I'm running detention now,Copy !req
386. so you can do six weeks
after school,Copy !req
387. but that's gonna remain
on your permanent record.Copy !req
388. What's the other option,
Mr. Shue?Copy !req
389. Oh, hell to the no.Copy !req
390. Look, I'm not down with this
background singing nonsense.Copy !req
391. I'm Beyonce.
I ain't no Kelly Rowland.Copy !req
392. Okay, look, Mercedes,
it's just one song.Copy !req
393. And it's the first time
we've been kind of good.Copy !req
394. Okay, you're good,
white boy.Copy !req
395. I'll give you that.Copy !req
396. But you better
bring it.Copy !req
397. Let's run it again.Copy !req
398. All right, let's do it.Copy !req
399. From the top.Copy !req
400. You usually don't let
me in your craft room.Copy !req
401. Isn't this fun?Copy !req
402. And challenging.Copy !req
403. Every Wednesday,
we're gonna have puzzle night.Copy !req
404. Because I know how important
it is for you to have?Copy !req
405. You know, the kids
have been working so hard.Copy !req
406. I was thinking about taking them
on a field trip next Saturday.Copy !req
407. Carmel High's performing a
showcase down in Akron.Copy !req
408. Now, Carmel's
gonna be the team to beat at regionals.Copy !req
409. And I was wonderingCopy !req
410. if you might want
to come chaperone it with me.Copy !req
411. On Saturday?Copy !req
412. Oh, I can't.Copy !req
413. I had to pick up an extra shift
at work, Will.Copy !req
414. We're living paycheck
to paycheck, you know.Copy !req
415. And how much of that paycheck
goes to your Pottery Barn?Copy !req
416. I don't know
what you're talking about.Copy !req
417. Don't go
in the Christmas closet!Copy !req
418. I was looking
for my jacket the other day.Copy !req
419. We cannot afford this stuff,
Terri.Copy !req
420. Oh, we could, Will.Copy !req
421. Yes, I am a shoo-in
to be promoted during the Christmas week?Copy !req
422. You know, I reek of management
potential, and they're hiring?Copy !req
423. My passion is teaching, Terri.Copy !req
424. For the last time, I don't want
to be an accountant.Copy !req
425. Dr. Phil said
that people could change.Copy !req
426. You know,
it's not a bad thingCopy !req
427. to want a real life, Will, and
to have a glue gun that works!Copy !req
428. You know, it's really hard for me
not having the things that i needCopy !req
429. Oh! And you need three mahogany
ilet brush holders?Copy !req
430. They're Balinese!Copy !req
431. It is not a bad thing
to want things, Will.Copy !req
432. You know, I understand
your interest in these kids, Will.Copy !req
433. I really do.Copy !req
434. Yeah.Copy !req
435. It's your way
of recapturing your glory days.Copy !req
436. But I'm not the high school
cheerleader anymore,Copy !req
437. and you are not
the golden boy.Copy !req
438. High school's over...
for both of us.Copy !req
439. It's time that you move on.Copy !req
440. New direcions:?Copy !req
441. You're the quarterback.Copy !req
442. No. I don't want
to hear it.Copy !req
443. You make your decision.Copy !req
444. You're a football player,
or you're a singer.Copy !req
445. Hey. What's going on?Copy !req
446. Oh. I just... I have to miss
practice Saturday afternoon.Copy !req
447. It's, uh... it's my mom.Copy !req
448. I got to help her...
cook and, uh, do things.Copy !req
449. Why?Copy !req
450. She just had,
uh, surgery.Copy !req
451. What kind of surgery?Copy !req
452. Uh, well, she, um, had
to have her prostate out.Copy !req
453. Man, that's
a tough break.Copy !req
454. Yeah, it's,
uh, engorged.Copy !req
455. You think this is hard?Copy !req
456. I'm living with hepatitis.
That's hard.Copy !req
457. You're very talented.Copy !req
458. Really?Copy !req
459. Yeah.Copy !req
460. I uld know.Copy !req
461. I'm very talented, too.Copy !req
462. I think the rest of the team
expects us to become an item.Copy !req
463. You, the hot male lead,Copy !req
464. and me, the stunning young
ingenue everyone roots for.Copy !req
465. Well, I, uh, have
a girlfriend.Copy !req
466. Really?Copy !req
467. Who?Copy !req
468. Quinn Fabray.Copy !req
469. Cheerleader Quinn Fabray?Copy !req
470. The president
of the Celibacy Club?Copy !req
471. Wait.Copy !req
472. Let's pray.Copy !req
473. We're almost
four months now.Copy !req
474. She's cool.Copy !req
475. Mmm, I wonder if they
have Sour Patch Kids.Copy !req
476. Those kielbasas look like
they've been in there a while.Copy !req
477. Do you want to go halvsies
on a PB and J?Copy !req
478. That sounds perfect.Copy !req
479. Yeah?
Yeah. Let's go.Copy !req
480. Sorry. Excuse me.Copy !req
481. I haven't had a peanut butter
and jelly sandwich in a really long time.Copy !req
482. Really?Copy !req
483. Yeah. My wife's
allergic to nuts.Copy !req
484. Well, that's really
sweet, though—Copy !req
485. not eating something
because she can't.Copy !req
486. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
487. It's really nice.Copy !req
488. Oh, that's
really noisy.Copy !req
489. But they're clean.Copy !req
490. Yeah.Copy !req
491. Oh, my gosh.
There you go.Copy !req
492. How, um...Copy !req
493. How long have you
two been married?Copy !req
494. Mm, five years last March.Copy !req
495. Really?
Yeah.Copy !req
496. But we've been together
since high school.Copy !req
497. I mean, she was
my first girlfriend, actually.Copy !req
498. Was it love at
first sight?Copy !req
499. For me it was.Copy !req
500. I don't know.Copy !req
501. She used to be filled
with so much joy.Copy !req
502. And now?Copy !req
503. Oh. Showtime.Copy !req
504. Oh, you don't want to hear
about my marital problems.Copy !req
505. Oh, no, I do. I-I do.Copy !req
506. I mean, I-I'd love
to hear. You...Copy !req
507. I mean, I'm not happy that
you have marital problems,Copy !req
508. but people talk to me a lot
'cause I'm a guidance counselor.Copy !req
509. Okay, here's the thing.Copy !req
510. Terri rides me hard,
and I've always appreciated it.Copy !req
511. I figure she just
wants me to be better, you know?Copy !req
512. But lately, though, I keep
asking myself, better at what?Copy !req
513. Making money? Being
upwardly mobile?Copy !req
514. Thank you.Copy !req
515. I don't know.Copy !req
516. I-I love her.
Don't get me wrong.Copy !req
517. We just got to get back
on the same page.Copy !req
518. Do you like
the sandwich?Copy !req
519. Oh, my God, it's like
the best I've ever had. Great.Copy !req
520. Hey, guys, so this is supposed
to be our competition, but, uh,Copy !req
521. I honestly don't think
that they've got the talent that we've got.Copy !req
522. But let's be
a good audience, all right?Copy !req
523. Give 'em some of that
old McKinley High respect.Copy !req
524. Please give a warm
Buckeye State welcome to last year's?Copy !req
525. Vocal Adrenaline!Copy !req
526. We're d-d-doomed.Copy !req
527. Chicks don't
have prostates.Copy !req
528. I looked it up.Copy !req
529. You broke the rules, Finn,Copy !req
530. and for that,
you must be punished.Copy !req
531. Wait. Wait. Wait.Copy !req
532. Wait. You've got
the power here, okay?Copy !req
533. You-you don't have to do this.Copy !req
534. There's my baby.Copy !req
535. Wow, honey.Copy !req
536. This is amazing.Copy !req
537. What-what's the congratulations
for?Copy !req
538. The-The kids haven't
won anything yet.Copy !req
539. I'm pregnant.Copy !req
540. Really?Copy !req
541. Yeah.Copy !req
542. Terri, don't mess with me.Copy !req
543. Oh, my God,
this is amazing.Copy !req
544. We're going
to be a family.Copy !req
545. Oh, my God.Copy !req
546. Oh! Can't believe it.Copy !req
547. You're leaving us?Copy !req
548. When?Copy !req
549. Well, I've given my
two weeks' notice,Copy !req
550. but I promise I'm gonna find you guys
a great replacement before I go.Copy !req
551. Is this 'cause those
Carmel kids were so good?Copy !req
552. Because we can work
harder.Copy !req
553. This isn't fair,Copy !req
554. Mr. Schuester.Copy !req
555. We can't do this without you.Copy !req
556. So does that mean that I don't have
to be in the club anymore or...?Copy !req
557. This isn't
about you guys.Copy !req
558. Being an adult is about having
to make difficult choices.Copy !req
559. It's not like high school.Copy !req
560. Sometimes you have to give up
the things that you love.Copy !req
561. One day you guys are going
to grow up and understand that.Copy !req
562. ? being your teacherCopy !req
563. Need help grading
those papers?Copy !req
564. It's actually an application
for H.W. Menken.Copy !req
565. They're hiring.Copy !req
566. Come on.Copy !req
567. Accounting is sexy.Copy !req
568. I'll miss you.Copy !req
569. Before you leave, can
you do me a favor?Copy !req
570. Yeah.Copy !req
571. I made an appointment
for you tomorrow in the career center.Copy !req
572. You need some guidance.Copy !req
573. I'm having a kid, Emma.Copy !req
574. What I need
is better benefits.Copy !req
575. Just come, Will, for me.Copy !req
576. Didn't see you at
Glee Club today.Copy !req
577. Is that still happening?Copy !req
578. I've taken over.Copy !req
579. I'm interim director,Copy !req
580. but I expect the position
will become permanent.Copy !req
581. Hi, Finn, RuPaul.
Hey.Copy !req
582. What are you doing
talking to her?Copy !req
583. Science project—
we're partners.Copy !req
584. Christ Crusaders
tonight at 5:00, my house.Copy !req
585. Sounds great.Copy !req
586. Look, I-I should go.Copy !req
587. I can't do Glee anymore.Copy !req
588. It conflicts with...Copy !req
589. Your reputation?Copy !req
590. You've really got
something, Finn, and you're?Copy !req
591. I-I'm going to be late.
You can't keep worrying about what people?Copy !req
592. You're better
than all of them.Copy !req
593. What do you want me
to do, apologize?Copy !req
594. That's not me, dude.Copy !req
595. Look, if I joined
the flag team, you'd beat the?Copy !req
596. I just don't understand
why you did it.Copy !req
597. Schuester told me 'd give me
enough extra credit to pass Spanish?Copy !req
598. I... I didn't have
a choice.Copy !req
599. If I failed another class,
I'd be off the team.Copy !req
600. Look, it's over,
okay, I quit.Copy !req
601. Anything else?Copy !req
602. No, that's it.Copy !req
603. And as a welcome back to
the world of the normal...Copy !req
604. I got you a present.Copy !req
605. What's that noise?Copy !req
606. Oh, God.Copy !req
607. Help, help!Copy !req
608. Help!
Is someone in there?Copy !req
609. We got that wheelchair kid
inside.Copy !req
610. We're going to flip it.Copy !req
611. Isn't that kind of dangerous?Copy !req
612. He's already
in a wheelchair.Copy !req
613. Come on, dude,
we saved you the first roll.Copy !req
614. Thk you.
Thank you so much.Copy !req
615. Thank you.Copy !req
616. Oh, my God, the smell.
What the hell, dude?Copy !req
617. I can't believe
you're helping out this loser.Copy !req
618. Don't you get it, man?Copy !req
619. We're all losers—Copy !req
620. everyone in
this school.Copy !req
621. Hell, everyone in this town.Copy !req
622. Out of all the kids who graduate, maybe half
will go to college a-and two...Copy !req
623. will leave the
state to do it.Copy !req
624. I'm not afraid
of being called a loserCopy !req
625. 'cause I can accept that
that's what I am.Copy !req
626. But I am afraid of turning
my back on something?Copy !req
627. for the first time
in my sorry life.Copy !req
628. So what?Copy !req
629. Are you quitting
to join Homo Explosion?Copy !req
630. No.Copy !req
631. I'm doing both.Copy !req
632. 'Cause you can't win
without me and neither can they.Copy !req
633. Look, you guys,
these steps are not hard.Copy !req
634. I've been doing them
since preschool.Copy !req
635. I'm sorry, did I miss
the election for queen?Copy !req
636. Because I didn't
vote for you.Copy !req
637. I know
what I'm talking about.Copy !req
638. I won my first dance competition
when I was three months old.Copy !req
639. This is a closed
rehearsal.Copy !req
640. Look, I owe you guys an apology.Copy !req
641. I never should have quit.Copy !req
642. I don't want to be theuy that just drives around
throwing eggs at people.Copy !req
643. That was you?Copy !req
644. You and your friends threw
pee balloons at me.Copy !req
645. I know. You nailed all my
lawn furniture to my roof.Copy !req
646. I wasn't actually there
for that, but I'm really sorry.Copy !req
647. Look, that isn't who I am,
and I'm tired of it.Copy !req
648. This is what I want to be doing,
with you guys.Copy !req
649. I used to think
that this was, like,Copy !req
650. the lamest thing on Earth,
and maybe it is, but...Copy !req
651. we're all here
for the same reason—Copy !req
652. 'cause we want to be good
at something.Copy !req
653. Arty, you play guitar, right?Copy !req
654. Think you could recruit
the jazz band?Copy !req
655. I do have pull there.Copy !req
656. I right.Copy !req
657. Mercedes,Copy !req
658. we need new costumes,
a-and they have to be cool.Copy !req
659. Can you do that?
Damn,Copy !req
660. don't you see what I got on?Copy !req
661. Rachel, you can do choreography.Copy !req
662. Tina, what are you good at?
I-I...Copy !req
663. We'll figure something out
for you. And...Copy !req
664. what are you bringing
to the table, Justin Timberlake?Copy !req
665. ? TO MUSICCopy !req
666. I want to show you something.Copy !req
667. I did a little research...Copy !req
668. and this is a tape I found
in the library of the '93 team at nationals.Copy !req
669. Do you know who that is?Copy !req
670. That's you, Will.Copy !req
671. That's you happier
than I've ever seen you.Copy !req
672. That was the greatest moment
of my life.Copy !req
673. Why?Copy !req
674. Because I loved
what I wasoing.Copy !req
675. I knew before we were halfway
through with that number that we were going to win.Copy !req
676. Being a part of that,
in that moment...Copy !req
677. I knew who I was
in the world.Copy !req
678. And the only time I've felt...
I've felt that way since then?Copy !req
679. was when Terri told me
I was going to be a father.Copy !req
680. No.Copy !req
681. No, I need to provide
for my family.Copy !req
682. But provide what exactly?Copy !req
683. The understanding that money
is the most important thingCopy !req
684. or the idea that the only life worth living is one
that you're really passionate?Copy !req
685. Good, guys.Copy !req
686. It's a nine.Copy !req
687. We need a ten.Copy !req
688. Rachel, you need to hit
the ones and the fives.Copy !req
689. Finn, I think if we worked
on it, you could hit a high "B."Copy !req
690. So does this mean
you're staying?Copy !req
691. It would kill me to see you win
nationals without me.Copy !req
692. From the top.Copy !req
693. ÆÆÀÃÐÜ×ÖĻ×é
- ==http://www.ragbear. com==- »♪Ó¼ÓÈëCopy !req