1. Sweet, it looks like a little
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2. You open that window again
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3. and I'm gonna push you out of it.
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4. If I were you,
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5. I wouldn't wear horizontal
stripes like that,
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6. it makes your butt look big.
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7. I'll kill you!
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8. You'll have to catch me first, fat ass!
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9. Come back here, you coward!
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10. If you lose weight, you'd move faster!
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11. Hold it right there.
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12. Oh, the music
teacher, what a bitch.
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13. How would you like a trip
to the principal's office?
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14. Not too much.
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15. I didn't think you would.
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17. when you vote for teacher of the year.
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18. Bush one, bush two, you're
not getting my vote either.
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19. Good girl.
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20. Now you and your future delinquent friend
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21. can help me carry some boxes.
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22. Dammit, where'd the beast go?
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23. What?
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24. I hate him.
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25. You're strong.
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26. I'm gonna have to remember
that when I move offices.
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27. Hopefully offices in another school.
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28. I'm sorry, what?
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29. You're pretty.
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30. Thanks?
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32. Fine.
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33. Matthew
Greenfield and little Donny Rush,
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34. Awe, man.
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35. I expelled you two last week!
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36. Come back here!
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37. You take those boxes
inside, I'll be right back.
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38. What?
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39. If
Gin Chung is here too,
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40. you're in big trouble!
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41. Subtle, nice.
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42. Why don't you just draw a target on me?
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43. The music room, the music room.
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school house, I'm an idiot.
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45. Do you have any
books written by black people?
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46. Yeah.
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47. Three more times.
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48. What?
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50. Get out.
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51. It's the piano ghost of the music room,
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52. all the kids are talking about it,
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53. that and the head cheerleader
getting pregnant, big story.
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54. Piano ghost, what?
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55. If you hear
him playing, you die,
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56. like the Ring and that tape,
or something else from Japan.
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57. What?
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58. To put it accurately,
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59. a person who hears the music
piece the piano ghost plays,
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60. "Für Elise", four times all
the way through will die
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61. and the cheerleader is carrying twins.
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62. I think the tempo
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63. that's when you know you're screwed,
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65. I also heard that during
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66. the music piece is played
with a mercilessly slow pace.
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67. I see, at least it's
not Creed's Greatest Hits.
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68. Scott Stapp rocks!
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69. Don't yell at me!
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70. I'm gonna die, I have
enough pressure on me!
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71. Are you gonna die?
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72. I'm just kidding, I'm
fine, I've got mom's diary.
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73. There's nothing written about it here.
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74. I am gonna die!
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75. We all gotta go sometime.
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76. Perhaps when your
mother was still alive,
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77. the piano ghost wasn't around.
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78. You could be meeting your
savior sooner than you thought.
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79. Let me ask you something.
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80. How about you not smile so
much when you're saying that?
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81. Oh, sorry about that.
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82. Poor Keiichirou, I
feel so sorry for him.
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83. Hey, hold the phone a sec!
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84. I'll be fine, all I have
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85. to do is avoid hearing
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86. that damn piano song for a couple of days.
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87. I'm not a classical music fan anyway.
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88. What's your plan exactly?
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91. it's Howard Stern, Rush
Limbo, and Paul Harvey
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93. Just stay away from Michael Savage.
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94. You're gonna die.
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95. I'm not gonna die.
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96. Are you
sure you're not gonna die?
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97. Are you talking about the piano ghost?
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98. I'm sure I'll live a long, miserable life
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before a ghost takes me out.
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100. If you're lying, thank you.
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101. I told you I'm going to be fine.
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104. Yeah.
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105. You think so too?
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106. Thanks, I thought it was just me.
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107. - Goodnight.
- Goodnight, cowboy.
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108. He might have a good
night, but you won't.
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109. You shut the hell up.
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110. I haven't fed you yet.
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111. Heard any good
piano concertos lately?
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112. I hate that cat.
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113. Now telemarketers.
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114. Milk Tan here!
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115. That never gets old.
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116. Hello?
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117. Hello?
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118. Hello?
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119. At least give me some heavy
breathing or something.
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120. Disconnecting.
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121. Disconnecting.
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122. What?
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123. Ah!
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124. Oh, please!
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125. Oh man, I wish I was deaf.
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126. Two more times
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127. For real?
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128. Yeah for real.
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129. If you listen to "Für Elise"
two more times, that's it.
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130. You promised you
weren't gonna die, liar.
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131. Keiichirou fear not.
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132. The Lord God is with thee.
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133. What do you know?
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134. And God will wipe away
every tear from their eyes,
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135. Revelations 21:4.
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137. Obviously you are staying away
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138. from the schoolhouse only talk radio plan
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139. isn't gonna cut it.
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140. And apparently,
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141. the ghost's musical delivery
system isn't limited
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142. to piano playing.
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143. The song could come from anywhere.
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144. Hey how about you stuff
cotton or clay in your ears?
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145. Shut up.
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146. Fine, die, see if I care.
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147. Hey, that's it.
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148. I must have been preoccupied
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149. with the cheerleader story.
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150. I should have thought of it.
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151. I don't think so.
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152. They're not what you think they are,
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153. they're ear plugs.
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154. Just shove them in when
you hear the piano.
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155. Or Momoko.
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156. Take this triangle ABC.
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159. We'll call this line Suzie.
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160. Two more times.
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161. If you listen
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162. to "Für Elise" two more times, that's it.
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163. Just shove 'em in when you hear the piano.
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164. Or Momoko.
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165. What in the world are you doing, Satski?
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166. You got a phone call.
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167. He says his name is Leo.
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168. Is he your boyfriend?
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169. Dad, don't be gross!
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170. What is it, Leo?
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171. Yes, it's me Leo.
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172. After doing some checking
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173. I discovered some new facts.
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174. What?
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175. What new facts?
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176. Oh, the facts.
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177. Well, we probably shouldn't
discuss it over the phone.
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178. Hey, I've got an idea.
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179. Why don't you come to the
scary isolated payphone
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180. on the bad side of town alone, yeah.
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181. Okay, give me a minute.
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182. Come on Leo.
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183. Matter of life or death here.
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184. Oh!
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185. What?
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186. Where'd you get these things?
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187. The dollar store?
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188. All I need to do is not
hear the whole song.
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189. Then I'll be fine.
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190. I'll have to run all the way to Asaka,
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191. but at least I'll be alive.
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192. God, this is what I get
for skipping PE class
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193. and now look what happened.
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195. Ah!
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196. Crap.
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197. No!
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198. Hello?
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199. Who is it?
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200. Oh, it's you.
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201. You're still alive.
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202. Lighten up, it's just a joke.
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204. Everyone, all set?
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205. Lock and load.
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206. Be strong in the
Lord and the power of his might.
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207. That ghost was impersonating me!
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208. Well of course he was, I'm the best actor.
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210. Don't sweat it, baby.
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211. Toss me a couple pairs of
those panties and we're even.
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212. - Now let's rock and roll!
- Play ball!
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213. What's the plan?
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214. We find the music room
and go all Rachmaninoff
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215. on his ass.
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216. If we smash his piano,
he can't play now can he?
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217. Dammit, who left a stupid box in the hall?
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218. Oh no, my bike headlight.
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219. This must be the place.
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220. It's the piano ghost!
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221. All right, let's go!
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222. A Steinway.
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223. Yes, but there's no one playing it.
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224. All right, knock it off
you cheap shot show pan.
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225. If you're not gonna play Tori Amos,
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226. you got no business at those keys.
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227. Ah!
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228. Hajime!
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229. Oh man, that really hurt!
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230. It's a force field.
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231. If they're anything like the
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232. Satski's a goner.
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233. This is so sad.
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234. What?
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235. As friends, you guys suck.
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236. do something.
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237. I'm not gonna let you die.
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238. Good.
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239. I got a couple pair of
panties riding on this.
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240. Good luck, Hajime.
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242. If I thought you were gonna half-ass it,
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243. I would have made Leo go do it.
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244. I'm not gonna let some
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246. The recital's almost over.
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248. I'll go in first again.
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250. Got it?
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251. Bang bang.
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252. Batter up!
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253. God protect us.
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254. Go get em.
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256. Try it again!
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257. Man down.
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260. I'm thinking.
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262. Stop yelling, I can't concentrate!
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263. - Come on Mr.
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264. Oh, don't start that again.
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265. The piano's not it I'm afraid.
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267. A portrait of Antonio Banderas?
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268. So all we need to do
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272. Look for a damn metronome, you nitwit.
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285. What?
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287. Hurry!
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288. Hurry children, he'll start
playing "Für Elise" again.
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289. Here it is!
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291. Ah!
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293. Now only one more phrase.
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to spiritual sleep.
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295. It's not stopping.
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296. Hurry, they're only a few
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300. That guy was terrible.
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frightened of the ghost,
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any sleep last night.
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lemme ask you something.
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you how to put it to sleep?
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instrument of the Lord,
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understand it but it worked,
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