Ghost Stories: Season 1, Episode 4

Directed by Hiroyuki Ishido

While in the old schoolhouse, Satsuki hears a haunting melody drifting through the halls. The only trouble is the lack of a pianist! It seems that if Satsuki hears the melody a total of four times, she'll die. The gang saddles up to put the ghostly piano to sleep.

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1. Sweet, it looks like a little peppermint panty wonderland.

2. You open that window again

3. and I'm gonna push you out of it.

4. If I were you,

5. I wouldn't wear horizontal stripes like that,

6. it makes your butt look big.

7. I'll kill you!

8. You'll have to catch me first, fat ass!

9. Come back here, you coward!

10. If you lose weight, you'd move faster!

11. Hold it right there.

12. Oh, the music teacher, what a bitch.

13. How would you like a trip to the principal's office?

14. Not too much.

15. I didn't think you would.

16. Now remember this little moment

17. when you vote for teacher of the year.

18. Bush one, bush two, you're not getting my vote either.

19. Good girl.

20. Now you and your future delinquent friend

21. can help me carry some boxes.

22. Dammit, where'd the beast go?

23. What?

24. I hate him.

25. You're strong.

26. I'm gonna have to remember that when I move offices.

27. Hopefully offices in another school.

28. I'm sorry, what?

29. You're pretty.

30. Thanks?

31. All right, let's go.

32. Fine.

33. Matthew Greenfield and little Donny Rush,

34. Awe, man.

35. I expelled you two last week!

36. Come back here!

37. You take those boxes inside, I'll be right back.

38. What?

39. If Gin Chung is here too,

40. you're in big trouble!

41. Subtle, nice.

42. Why don't you just draw a target on me?

43. The music room, the music room.

44. Girl alone in haunted school house, I'm an idiot.

45. Do you have any books written by black people?

46. Yeah.

47. Three more times.

48. What?

49. You mean you actually heard it?

50. Get out.

51. It's the piano ghost of the music room,

52. all the kids are talking about it,

53. that and the head cheerleader getting pregnant, big story.

54. Piano ghost, what?

55. If you hear him playing, you die,

56. like the Ring and that tape, or something else from Japan.

57. What?

58. To put it accurately,

59. a person who hears the music piece the piano ghost plays,

60. "Für Elise", four times all the way through will die

61. and the cheerleader is carrying twins.

62. I think the tempo changes each time you hear it,

63. that's when you know you're screwed,

64. or he's just getting tired.

65. I also heard that during the fourth performance,

66. the music piece is played with a mercilessly slow pace.

67. I see, at least it's not Creed's Greatest Hits.

68. Scott Stapp rocks!

69. Don't yell at me!

70. I'm gonna die, I have enough pressure on me!

71. Are you gonna die?

72. I'm just kidding, I'm fine, I've got mom's diary.

73. There's nothing written about it here.

74. I am gonna die!

75. We all gotta go sometime.

76. Perhaps when your mother was still alive,

77. the piano ghost wasn't around.

78. You could be meeting your savior sooner than you thought.

79. Let me ask you something.

80. How about you not smile so much when you're saying that?

81. Oh, sorry about that.

82. Poor Keiichirou, I feel so sorry for him.

83. Hey, hold the phone a sec!

84. I'll be fine, all I have

85. to do is avoid hearing

86. that damn piano song for a couple of days.

87. I'm not a classical music fan anyway.

88. What's your plan exactly?

89. Stay away from the school house.

90. So for the next couple of weeks,

91. it's Howard Stern, Rush Limbo, and Paul Harvey

92. if he stays alive that long.

93. Just stay away from Michael Savage.

94. You're gonna die.

95. I'm not gonna die.

96. Are you sure you're not gonna die?

97. Are you talking about the piano ghost?

98. I'm sure I'll live a long, miserable life

99. of heartbreak and alcoholism before a ghost takes me out.

100. If you're lying, thank you.

101. I told you I'm going to be fine.

102. Why are you still crying?

103. Because

104. Yeah.

105. You think so too?

106. Thanks, I thought it was just me.

107. - Goodnight. - Goodnight, cowboy.

108. He might have a good night, but you won't.

109. You shut the hell up.

110. I haven't fed you yet.

111. Heard any good piano concertos lately?

112. I hate that cat.

113. Now telemarketers.

114. Milk Tan here!

115. That never gets old.

116. Hello?

117. Hello?

118. Hello?

119. At least give me some heavy breathing or something.

120. Disconnecting.

121. Disconnecting.

122. What?

123. Ah!

124. Oh, please!

125. Oh man, I wish I was deaf.

126. Two more times

127. For real?

128. Yeah for real.

129. If you listen to "Für Elise" two more times, that's it.

130. You promised you weren't gonna die, liar.

131. Keiichirou fear not.

132. The Lord God is with thee.

133. What do you know?

134. And God will wipe away every tear from their eyes,

135. Revelations 21:4.

136. What are you gonna do now?

137. Obviously you are staying away

138. from the schoolhouse only talk radio plan

139. isn't gonna cut it.

140. And apparently,

141. the ghost's musical delivery system isn't limited

142. to piano playing.

143. The song could come from anywhere.

144. Hey how about you stuff cotton or clay in your ears?

145. Shut up.

146. Fine, die, see if I care.

147. Hey, that's it.

148. I must have been preoccupied

149. with the cheerleader story.

150. I should have thought of it.

151. I don't think so.

152. They're not what you think they are,

153. they're ear plugs.

154. Just shove them in when you hear the piano.

155. Or Momoko.

156. Take this triangle ABC.

157. From point A,

158. draw a perpendicular line down to line BC.

159. We'll call this line Suzie.

160. Two more times.

161. If you listen

162. to "Für Elise" two more times, that's it.

163. Just shove 'em in when you hear the piano.

164. Or Momoko.

165. What in the world are you doing, Satski?

166. You got a phone call.

167. He says his name is Leo.

168. Is he your boyfriend?

169. Dad, don't be gross!

170. What is it, Leo?

171. Yes, it's me Leo.

172. After doing some checking on the piano ghost,

173. I discovered some new facts.

174. What?

175. What new facts?

176. Oh, the facts.

177. Well, we probably shouldn't discuss it over the phone.

178. Hey, I've got an idea.

179. Why don't you come to the scary isolated payphone

180. on the bad side of town alone, yeah.

181. Okay, give me a minute.

182. Come on Leo.

183. Matter of life or death here.

184. Oh!

185. What?

186. Where'd you get these things?

187. The dollar store?

188. All I need to do is not hear the whole song.

189. Then I'll be fine.

190. I'll have to run all the way to Asaka,

191. but at least I'll be alive.

192. God, this is what I get for skipping PE class

193. and now look what happened.

194. Ah!

195. Ah!

196. Crap.

197. No!

198. Hello?

199. Who is it?

200. Oh, it's you.

201. You're still alive.

202. Lighten up, it's just a joke.

203. Oh crap, I'll get my coat.

204. Everyone, all set?

205. Lock and load.

206. Be strong in the Lord and the power of his might.

207. That ghost was impersonating me!

208. Well of course he was, I'm the best actor.

209. Thank you.

210. Don't sweat it, baby.

211. Toss me a couple pairs of those panties and we're even.

212. - Now let's rock and roll! - Play ball!

213. What's the plan?

214. We find the music room and go all Rachmaninoff

215. on his ass.

216. If we smash his piano, he can't play now can he?

217. Dammit, who left a stupid box in the hall?

218. Oh no, my bike headlight.

219. This must be the place.

220. It's the piano ghost!

221. All right, let's go!

222. A Steinway.

223. Yes, but there's no one playing it.

224. All right, knock it off you cheap shot show pan.

225. If you're not gonna play Tori Amos,

226. you got no business at those keys.

227. Ah!

228. Hajime!

229. Oh man, that really hurt!

230. It's a force field.

231. If they're anything like the ones I've seen on Star Trek,

232. Satski's a goner.

233. This is so sad.

234. What?

235. As friends, you guys suck.

236. do something.

237. I'm not gonna let you die.

238. Good.

239. I got a couple pair of panties riding on this.

240. Good luck, Hajime.

241. Oh good job.

242. If I thought you were gonna half-ass it,

243. I would have made Leo go do it.

244. I'm not gonna let some out of tune Tchaikovsky

245. get the best of me, shut up.

246. The recital's almost over.

247. I'd hustle if I were you.

248. I'll go in first again.

249. You guys follow.

250. Got it?

251. Bang bang.

252. Batter up!

253. God protect us.

254. Go get em.

255. Keiichirou!

256. Try it again!

257. Man down.

258. Well this plan isn't working.

259. Anyone got any bright ideas?

260. I'm thinking.

261. Think faster!

262. Stop yelling, I can't concentrate!

263. - Come on Mr. - Psychical researcher.

264. Oh, don't start that again.

265. The piano's not it I'm afraid.

266. The real piano ghost is there!

267. A portrait of Antonio Banderas?

268. So all we need to do is destroy the painting,

269. is that what you're saying?

270. The metronome.

271. Huh?

272. Look for a damn metronome, you nitwit.

273. Gotcha, let's look.

274. That's what that damn clicking thing was

275. in that stupid box.

276. I got your back.

277. Hey, what's the big idea?

278. Come on, you little weakling.

279. Pull.

280. Look out Keiichirou, behind you!

281. What?

282. Ah!

283. There, you owe me one.

284. And as for you, take that and that.

285. What?

286. Oh no.

287. Hurry!

288. Hurry children, he'll start playing "Für Elise" again.

289. Here it is!

290. Get back.

291. Ah!

292. Look out!

293. Now only one more phrase.

294. Sleep here, oh ghost, to spiritual sleep.

295. It's not stopping.

296. Hurry, they're only a few more notes left in the piece.

297. It's past your bed time!

298. Kick his ass.

299. God, thanks.

300. That guy was terrible.

301. Hasta la vista, baby.

302. Satsuki, hey what's the matter?

303. Man down.

304. For crying out loud,

305. we do all the work and she's the one who passes out?

306. Lame.

307. She was so frightened of the ghost,

308. she probably didn't get any sleep last night.

309. Hey Momoko, lemme ask you something.

310. How did you know how to put that ghost into spiritual sleep?

311. Oh, don't give me any credit.

312. It was all the Lord Jesus.

313. Okay, whatever.

314. How did the Lord Jesus tell you how to put it to sleep?

315. Not me, I was just an instrument of the Lord,

316. though I'm a little fuzzy on the details.

317. I don't understand it but it worked,

318. so I'm cool.

319. She's not answering my questions.

320. She's not helping.

321. If you really wanna help you could help carry her,

322. she's fatter then she looks.

323. If you really wanna help.

324. What?

325. The school's sports day is being canceled?

326. There's a boy who's practicing

327. with everything he's got.

328. All he wanted to do was run.

329. I just, I just wanted to run.