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what we're gonna do with that.
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the hole, hole filler.
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have had Mexican for lunch.
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it's time to eat!
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Elf reject, with bad gas.
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nice Jewish girl, yeah.
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are total chubb material.
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89. My name is
Satsuki, it's nice to meet you.
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next to Mr. Aoyama, yeah.
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apparition of Gloria Steinem.
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calling an apparition?
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as your next door neighbor,
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next to Charlie Sheen.
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Amanojaku inside the book.
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get rid of him in here too
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for eternal damnation.
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holy power, who knew?
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to be completely honest.
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122. You're right.
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back into spiritual sleep.
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132. I hate you mother.
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133. Oh no, the mountain, your
mother was so full of Jesus.
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135. by banishing them into the forest.
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138. The ghosts, all the banished
ones are going to come back.
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the one who flashed me,
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school are getting plenty.
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149. I'm too young to be lactose intolerant.
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163. Settle down, I was just kidding!
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- But there is a Hanako.
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172. Hajime may have had a little
accident in the bathroom.
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174. Too much coffee.
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175. I should've just pissed in the
sink in the teacher's lounge.
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176. No one would've known, or
maybe in Mrs. Hadley's thermos.
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177. Do you want red paper?
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- No way.
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wait, where's your teacher?
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he hasn't come back yet.
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189. Hanako the bathroom ghost got him!
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191. It's a ghost.
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about my butt an awful lot.
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is just a superstition.
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turn a page, whatever.
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check the girl's locker room.
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205. I wonder who the next victim will be?
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218. Hey, where are you going?
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way to turn my cat back.
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ghosts back to sleep
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the girl's track coach.
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paper thing, kinda awkward.
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who appears from a toilet
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red paper or blue paper.
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red, okay that's gross.
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these are our options?
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- Lord, God, guide us.
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sex with is my babysitter.
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real estate agent, does she?
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left hand, I mean, paw
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soon, everyone will die!
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