1. I just love your
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17. Wow!
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27. - Bitchin' ski resort.
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80. blowjob.
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93. There she is!
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101. Oh.
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102. Sorry, all you little yellow
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but not the Mexicans.
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108. No, but I do notice something else.
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113. Did I happen to mention how hung I am?
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115. "God gave them over to shameful lust."
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shall be white as snow,
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126. I can't even look at it.
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127. See, right now I'm even
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129. No, I'm serious, bitch.
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130. I swear to god, blue.
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131. I have to see something else, to forget.
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132. An extra large black penis, maybe.
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133. Hmm.
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134. You know, guys, maybe I would've
gotten an even better deal
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139. and forget to take it with
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143. I'd put that down if I were you.
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144. All our furniture and electronics
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145. I've seen your kind here before, Jew.
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146. Hello, I'm Reiichirou
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147. Oh, the ex-lesbian!
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152. Never showed up.
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153. Service here sucks.
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158. She's so perky.
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159. Let's just look at the bright side.
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162. I never tip maids.
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163. It's their job to clean up.
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165. This is one step above
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166. I'm hung!
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170. I'm gonna go find a bar.
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171. After "I Am Sam"
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173. - Man, that was awesome.
- You ate the head.
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174. Head.
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176. The hotel dining room is way too sketchy.
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177. I need a nap and some room service.
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183. - Uh-oh.
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186. What?
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189. "What was she, four?"
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201. You're right.
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217. Okay, that is nasty.
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229. That would explain
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230. Maybe it's like Moses
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231. Well, Mrs. Moses looks
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233. She was so popular!
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234. We need to check the hell out of here!
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240. What?
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244. Wow, cool boots.
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246. It's her!
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247. No solicitors!
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248. - Don't you let that bitch in!
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249. Don't just stand there, get a chair!
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251. Hey, stupid!
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- I'll help, yeah.
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285. God!
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- Mine, too!
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not the snow that is yellow.
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386. We go with the snow, but
not the snow that is yellow.
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387. We go with the snow, but
not the snow that is yellow.
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kidney stone for 25 grand?
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built a poor person a house
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