Ghost Stories 1x14

Directed by Akihiro Enomoto

Convinced that a ghost is haunting a train crossing, Leo takes the gang out to try and catch the spirit in a photo. When one of those photos shows a strange hand on Momoko's shoulder, things start getting bad, and a tale of revenge unfolds.

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1. Guess it's about time to head back.

2. Oh man, is Geico gonna screw me now.

3. Huh?

4. That's weird.

5. No dent.

6. Maybe I hit Kate Moss.

7. What?

8. The ghost of a woman, what?

9. Do, do I stutter?

10. Yes, I heard a cab driver saw a pale faced ghost

11. at this railroad crossing.

12. Why the supernatural evidence is directly in front of us.

13. Look, right there, even now.

14. A stain in the shape of a person.

15. Oh good Lord, it's just a puddle.

16. You're even getting on my nerves.

17. Geez, you know what a baby he is.

18. Shut up!

19. I know what I'm talking about

20. and I'm going to prove it to you.

21. Oh, you'll see.

22. According to my investigation,

23. many reliable witnesses have testified

24. that they saw a ghost on this spot.

25. There are a lot of accidents here

26. and the residents in the area call this-

27. You interrupted Girls Gone Wild Backwoods of Kentucky

28. for this?

29. Hey, is that the limited incest edition?

30. If you're going to do your physical research,

31. do it by yourself.

32. Listen, this is our civic duty.

33. We have to stop it.

34. Are you telling me you don't care

35. if the people crossing here

36. are in danger of losing their lives?

37. When a ghost shows up,

38. we always rush there and dispel the spirit.

39. If you won't help,

40. I'm going to kick you out of the Psychical Research Club.

41. Oh, damn anime.

42. Look what's happened to my eyes.

43. Not to mention, ghosts don't come out in the afternoon,

44. do they?

45. I said, come out.

46. Oh, you don't need to worry about waiting for them.

47. Ta da!

48. Here, here, here, here.

49. What the hell are these?

50. These specially designed cameras

51. capture images that the human eye can't see.

52. You guys just keep shooting everywhere and everything

53. and we're bound to snap a ghost.

54. All right everybody, aim and fire!

55. You know, I got a better use for my camera.

56. Shut up.

57. I got one word for you, photo shop.

58. You shut up too.

59. Poor little thing.

60. You shut, what?

61. The spirits here should be in Heaven right now

62. and I'm sorry,

63. it'd piss me off of kids were bothering my spiritual rest.

64. I think we should just leave them alone, okay?

65. Okay.

66. Just my luck, the Greta Garbo ghost.

67. I want to be alone.

68. Oh!

69. How'd she get her hand like that?

70. That's not easy to do.

71. Wait a minute, that's not her hand!

72. Wait a minute, that's the Japanese.

73. There is a ghost at the railroad.

74. I knew it.

75. Wait till I show Hajime,

76. he's going to crap his pants.

77. And then my mom walks in.

78. Hajime!

79. What?

80. - Hey, check this, - You guys listen!

81. Why don't you watch where you're going?

82. Sorry.

83. Get up.

84. We gotta go see Momoko.

85. What?

86. Momoko collapsed or did you say relapsed?

87. What?

88. Well, apparently she got sick all of a sudden last night

89. and was taken to the hospital.

90. Why, why?

91. I don't know,

92. even the doctors don't seem to understand what's going on.

93. Thorough examination, that's what she's getting.

94. You know, I could give her a thorough examination.

95. No you can't.

96. I'm going to the hospital and I'll check on her later.

97. I'll go too.

98. Leo, I'll need my rubber gloves back.

99. You don't want them back, but that's a long story,

100. but that's beside the point.

101. Momoko might be cursed from the photo I took, look.

102. Oh, I'm fine, really,

103. just a little tightness in my chest.

104. I think I need a bigger bra.

105. Satsuki, do you have any?

106. Oh, what am I saying?

107. It could be supernatural paralysis.

108. Huh?

109. Hey!

110. What, what are you not telling me?

111. Well, Leo,

112. Leo thinks the reason you collapsed is that,

113. are you gonna tell her or not?

114. Well, they say a picture's worth a thousand words, so.

115. Hey, your hair looks really good though.

116. I'm sure no one will notice your third hand.

117. This isn't going to show up on the internet

118. or anything, is it?

119. No, only the ones of Satsuki in the locker room.

120. Praise God.

121. Well, if you think that's weird

122. wait 'til you see this.

123. Seriously, this ought to get a rise out of you.

124. Excellent.

125. Hey, what meds are you on?

126. Don't panic, but you have to see this.

127. Leo, you fag.

128. Two words, right breast left breast.

129. Cover those puppies up,

130. I'll ask the nurse for some Creme De La Mer.

131. It's the ghost of a woman.

132. For the life of me,

133. I can't figure out why I attract these types.

134. I mean, is it me, something I'm doing?

135. She came to my bed last night, just staring at me.

136. I can't tell my parents.

137. I wasn't going to tell the doctor.

138. Hey, wait a minute.

139. Why did you guys bring me any candy?

140. Or flowers, are you even my friends?

141. Get out.

142. Watch out, stupid Jew.

143. Stupid gentile.

144. I'm betting it's a zip code spirit.

145. 90210?

146. A human soul that couldn't rest in peace.

147. So they stay in the place where they bit the big one,

148. causing all kinds of trouble.

149. You know, as in zip code.

150. Are you sure?

151. I think the skin cream's going to help.

152. It's expensive.

153. You're telling me it's not a rash, it's a ghost?

154. God, you are so smart.

155. But that's not right.

156. She, Momoko hasn't done anything wrong.

157. And you're retarded.

158. Life isn't fair, is it?

159. Zipcode spirits have a huge case

160. of sour grapes over how they died.

161. And they just love to share their misery with the living.

162. If you bother them, they'll curse you just for spite.

163. Poor little Cathy Christian.

164. Hang in there, Sister Christian.

165. Focus, Leo.

166. God that song is addictive.

167. Come on, Leo, you just have to save her.

168. Be gone imprinted shadow!

169. Yeah.

170. Whoa!

171. I command you, imprinted shadow,

172. be gone in the name Kentax and Podak, be gone!

173. Wow, I always knew photographic companies

174. were named after semi-satanic deities.

175. Good, let's see.

176. In the name of Nanon, in the name of Likon,

177. and Jupee and Fossilhad,

178. and that cheap one from Falgreens my mom buys me.

179. And, I don't know, Etch a Sketch.

180. Be gone in the name of crayons,

181. and number two pencils,

182. and Hell, number one pencils.

183. Jesus, help!

184. Lord, please!

185. God, dammit, Leo.

186. What the hell are you doing?

187. Is she grabbing her boobies?

188. What is it about that girl and lesbians?

189. Wait a minute.

190. Gasp, oh, no, Momoko.

191. Leo, Leo, Leo, God dammit, God dammit, God dammit.

192. What?

193. I can't understand you.

194. This girl's going to die.

195. Momoko, darling.

196. Ow!

197. Darling.

198. Darling, sorry, the meeting ran late.

199. You never sleep with me, either.

200. That goddamn company!

201. Oh, what?

202. My poor little darling.

203. I'm leaving you Harold.

204. Momoko!

205. Wait, are you a very close friend of hers?

206. Yes, I am, what's happened to my chicken?

207. Oh, you precious little lamb.

208. She's a goner.

209. She is?

210. Darling, darling.

211. Samara?

212. Dumbass!

213. You think "I did the spell wrong,"

214. is going to work on me?

215. I'm a sexually frustrated fourth grader

216. and you've ruined my boob flash chances once already.

217. If Momoko dies, I'll kill you.

218. Leave him alone!

219. Stop it, Leo's only trying to help.

220. He's failing miserably, of course.

221. But he's trying to help.

222. Sorry, Leo.

223. Don't beat yourselves up.

224. That's my job.

225. I hate you!

226. You kids did what you could.

227. The zip code spirit's curse is too strong.

228. No, no, this is all my fault.

229. I was trying to take pictures of a ghost

230. and she's way too camera shy.

231. Suck it up.

232. Amanojaku, you're a great spirit

233. who knows about things.

234. Please tell me what to do.

235. I'm begging you.

236. Oh my heavens, I'm like the wailing wall.

237. Get up, I can't stand to see the Jews suffer anymore.

238. This curse isn't your fault.

239. This zip code spirit has a serious grudge against somebody.

240. You mean like in the movie?

241. Exactly, is Ms. Freddie Prinze Jr.

242. the worst actress or what?

243. But if you really want to help out the zip code chick

244. you just need to ask her what needs to be done

245. to soothe her feelings.

246. How about cash?

247. Eggs, juice box, and three kinds of flowers,

248. and none of it on sale.

249. If Momoko lives, she's going to pay me back,

250. with interest.

251. Don't look at me like that.

252. Remember, I bought all those disposable cameras, too.

253. Leo, might want to take a look at this.

254. What?

255. Order up.

256. I'm just kidding.

257. My daughter's dead and you're making food jokes?

258. Many people have said they've seen her there, you know?

259. She's busy.

260. Very, it's been three years now.

261. Shizuko was a tragic hit and run victim

262. near that very railroad crossing.

263. She was engaged to be married.

264. I don't know why she was trolling

265. around the railroad tracks.

266. Shizuko was quite a little tramp.

267. Not my fault, I tried to raise her right.

268. I, guess once a slut, always a slut.

269. We never found her engagement ring.

270. Was it expensive?

271. I don't think so, he got it at Jared's.

272. It never really fit right.

273. Her fiance was engaged once, before.

274. Probably, probably to some ugly fat girl, you know?

275. Wynonna Judd or Carnie Wilson, maybe Nell Carter.

276. Where's the justice?

277. Here this loser finally finds

278. an attractive, thin girl to marry

279. and she has to die.

280. She never got to do the things she wanted to do.

281. Cure cancer, win the Nobel peace prize,

282. have a four way with Jude Law, Clive Owen, and Denny Glover.

283. Why didn't you tell her about the photo?

284. We were there for hours listening

285. to that woman go on, and on, dead daughter.

286. what am I supposed to say?

287. Your daughter's being a little bitch

288. and is trying to kill our friend?

289. I don't want her comin' after me.

290. Yeah, I guess you can't say that.

291. Sure he can.

292. That does it, I'll find the ring.

293. Huh?

294. Leo!

295. Don't you think about pawning it

296. if you find it!

297. Leo!

298. Leo, just give it up.

299. It's been three years since the accident.

300. I'm sure some other Jews found it

301. and melted it down by now.

302. You know, you're pissing me off.

303. You'd do the same thing and you're not Jewish.

304. He's right, you would.

305. I have to find that ring to save Momoko's life.

306. You could get down here and help me, you know?

307. I think you want it for yourself.

308. Where do you think you're going?

309. Are you going home?

310. Good God his people wanted the desert for years.

311. I'm going home to get him my flashlight

312. if that's okay with you.

313. Excellent.

314. Oh!

315. Hey heads up.

316. Huh?

317. What the hell are you doing?

318. Look at her pupils!

319. K-hole!

320. No way, but Momoko doesn't even own a cat.

321. Hold it.

322. It's the Ring, I mean the Grudge,

323. what movie are we ripping off again?

324. - Grudge. - Ring.

325. Amtrak.

326. She'll get run over.

327. Move, dammit!

328. Samara, I mean Shizuko,

329. I'm sorry you never got married,

330. but that's no reason for this.

331. Get out of the way, stupid.

332. Light as a feather, stiff as a board.

333. God, how much weight did you gain in that hospital?

334. Man down.

335. Momoko, stop!

336. My god, isn't that hurting your feet?

337. I'm sorry I took your picture,

338. and while were at it, I apologize for Jennifer Aniston, too.

339. And while I'm apologizing for things,

340. let me say I'm sorry for this erection I have.

341. I know it's weird,

342. but it tends to happen a lot when I jog.

343. I'd be a natural for track,

344. but I experience terrible wind shear.

345. The baton relay's entirely out of the question.

346. Keiichirou has to pee!

347. Hello!

348. Oh my god, does this make me a necrophiliac?

349. Or am I a coma-philiac?

350. I mean, is there such a thing?

351. There hasn't been a talk show about this.

352. Oh, what do I know?

353. You all right?

354. Hey?

355. Not another one.

356. Momoko, you're all right!

357. Yeah.

358. Nice to have you back.

359. You really want fast.

360. I don't have to pee anymore.

361. Leo, shut up.

362. Quit crying, big pussy.

363. I'm confused!

364. Thank you, thanks Leo.

365. You see everything's clear now.

366. Say what?

367. I saw the ring.

368. I know where it is now.

369. You're telling me

370. we're going to find the ring in a place like this?

371. Yes, Shizuko told me.

372. In that taxi.

373. Right.

374. It's gonna be locked.

375. What's there to steal, spare turban?

376. Told you so.

377. Hajime, I want you to look

378. under the seat and see if you can find it.

379. Yes, missus.

380. Well?

381. Hello.

382. That's it.

383. I know this is Shizuko's lost ring.

384. But hey, Shizuko was a hit and run victim,

385. wasn't she?

386. Why was her lost ring in the bottom of a smelly cab?

387. You're not that bright, are you?

388. Okay, the hit and run driver tried to put Shizuko

389. into the car to take her to the hospital.

390. But when he saw that he killed her,

391. he didn't repent on his knees to the Lord,

392. probably due to his half Pakistani bloodline,

393. those poor judged to hellbound heathens.

394. Her ring then fell into the cab.

395. So then the Pakistani half-breed cabby

396. is Shizuko's murderer.

397. Hey, I'm not Pakistani.

398. What the hell do you think your kids are doing here?

399. Turban hunting?

400. Why don't we get a lock on this lot?

401. For crying out loud, brats these days.

402. God!

403. Stupid trains.

404. I found it.

405. My ring.

406. See?

407. What do you think you're doing?

408. Give my bitchy, witchy girlfriends back!

409. You're the ones who said you wanted to use the spell

410. that makes wishes come true.

411. Now it's your turn to honor the contract of blood!

412. Moo ha ha ha ha, ha.