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3. Huh?
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7. What?
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saw a pale faced ghost
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is directly in front of us.
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Wild Backwoods of Kentucky
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human eye can't see.
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everywhere and everything
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- You guys listen!
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101. Momoko might be cursed from
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107. It could be
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109. Hey!
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111. Well, Leo,
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114. Well, they say a picture's
worth a thousand words, so.
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115. Hey, your hair looks really good though.
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116. I'm sure no one will
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117. This isn't going to
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119. No, only the ones of
Satsuki in the locker room.
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120. Praise God.
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130. I'll ask the nurse for
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143. Stupid gentile.
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147. So they stay in the place
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150. Are you sure?
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151. I think the skin cream's going to help.
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152. It's expensive.
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153. You're telling me it's
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158. Life isn't fair, is it?
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curse you just for spite.
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168. Be gone imprinted shadow!
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170. Whoa!
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Kentax and Podak, be gone!
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173. Wow, I always knew photographic companies
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175. Good, let's see.
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in the name of Likon,
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189. Wait a minute.
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190. Gasp, oh, no, Momoko.
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191. Leo, Leo, Leo, God dammit,
God dammit, God dammit.
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194. This girl's going to die.
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195. Momoko, darling.
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201. Oh, what?
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close friend of hers?
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happened to my chicken?
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like the wailing wall.
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see the Jews suffer anymore.
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Wilson, maybe Nell Carter.
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Clive Owen, and Denny Glover.
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out of the question.
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a hit and run victim,
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the bottom of a smelly cab?
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your kids are doing here?
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