1. You shouldn't run
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2. You're lucky you're not
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3. Thanks.
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4. I gave you a suppository
so you should be fine.
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6. Good luck.
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7. That's where she was?
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8. She looked like one of the man girls
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9. from Paris Is Burning.
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10. The school nurse is a big pentathlon fan
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11. maybe you were just high.
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12. I was not high.
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13. I swear I never left the bed.
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14. I'm guessing it was the cursed nurse.
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15. Cursed nurse?
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16. Cursed Nurse?
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17. Yes, she possesses sick
people without health insurance
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18. and takes them with her
to the spirit world.
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19. Long ago this poor kid
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20. all of a sudden and was
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21. The cursed nurse showed up
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22. and the boy just, well
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24. Don't you get scared little guy?
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27. You're a goner.
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28. I don't believe in that ghost.
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29. Come on, Keiichirou, we're going home.
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30. What? Home?
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32. There's no such thing as a cursed nurse.
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33. What's her problem?
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34. Hey, what do you want tonight?
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35. Lean Cuisine or dumplings?
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36. Dumplings.
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37. You're gonna get meow Mix.
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38. You shut the curtains already?
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39. I don't want that drag
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40. Drag queens won't bother you.
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41. Worry about priests.
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42. Leave me alone.
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43. I've got to fill out my
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44. Special, Special Olympics!
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45. Can't wait.
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46. Leave him alone.
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47. Stop being hateful and tell
me about this cursed nurse
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48. you fur bag.
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49. Oh, all right, I'm sorry.
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50. Why don't you look in
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51. Just like I thought, you don't know
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52. she doesn't exist.
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53. What's the matter?
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54. Did Oprah have a show on
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55. Tyra Banks.
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56. Keiichirou, what do you want for dinner?
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57. Tell me.
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58. I'm gonna beat you retarded.
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59. I'm home.
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60. Be a little hard to show my face
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65. That's your cue to let me off.
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66. Okay.
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67. Why don't you just stay home?
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68. Really?
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69. What are you saying Keiichirou?
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70. Could you wear a wig and a dress?
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71. I think I'm in enough trouble.
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72. And staff apron, make sure
you tie your pee-pee down.
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73. I don't want to be the
only kid without a mom.
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74. Keiichirou!
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75. They beat me up all the time.
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76. I don't need another goddamn reason!
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77. You watch your goddamn mouth!
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78. Okay, I'm off the hook.
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79. Dad?
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80. I understand them Satsuki.
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81. They make fun of me all the time too now.
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82. I don't need another
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83. Remember what I was telling you
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84. about your mother's cooking, Satsuki
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85. Well, these dumplings would do your mother
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87. If Paula was Japanese.
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88. Why are my memories always?
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89. Oh God!
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90. Is it good?
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91. Yeah.
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92. You certainly love apple juice,
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93. don't you Keiichirou?
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94. Yeah.
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95. But it gives you such gas.
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96. Yeah.
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97. Pardon me.
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98. You're gonna die, aren't you?
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99. Ah-ah.
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100. Let's lighten this
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101. Go ahead mom, pull my finger.
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102. Okay.
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103. Oh oh.
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104. Hey!
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105. Come back, it's really funny.
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106. Everybody in my school is doing it.
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107. You see, when you pull my finger,
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108. I make a noise like I
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109. Trying to sleep here.
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110. Get a hold of yourself.
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111. You just had a dream, that's all!
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112. Well, he screams and cries every night
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113. and wakes me up and then
I can't get back to sleep.
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114. God, having a dead mother
is hell on your beauty rest.
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115. I'm a little hung over, so
can we talk about this later?
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116. Fine.
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117. Don't talk, just remember
I haven't had much sleep.
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118. and I've got a knife.
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119. Damn it!
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120. Just like etch a sketch.
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121. What?
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122. Sorry I'm late, Mr
Stikato is being an ass.
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123. She's back!
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124. What?
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125. The drag queen nurse is back, look.
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126. What?
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127. I don't see anyone.
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128. She was there, I saw her.
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129. He's on drugs.
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130. I'm not on drugs.
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131. Just Paxil.
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132. No Keiichirou, Momoko is right.
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133. After all you didn't get
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134. I never do. You snore like Rob Mungle.
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135. Then you're lying.
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136. Spare the rod...
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137. Morning Satsuki!
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138. Hi there.
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139. Don't you just hate laundry day—
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140. If your husband would get
a job, you could by a dryer.
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141. It's so good to have
that dead be come home
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142. with a liquor on his breath
and lipstick on his collar.
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143. red bastard!
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144. Keiichirou, why am I still
talking like that redneck?
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145. Hey.
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146. Sis dear mom, a love
going you're P.S. see to.
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147. Oh no!
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148. Please let her not be in here.
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149. Please let her not be in here.
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150. She's definitely not here.
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151. Why couldn't she have written
a damn table of contents?
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152. It's Marilyn Manson.
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153. I put the cursed nurse to
spiritual sleep in the infirmary.
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154. To put her
to spiritual sleep say,
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155. The patient's illness has been cured,
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156. the patient's illness has been cured.
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157. I mean, you say it twice.
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158. But some people say the cursed nurse
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159. is actually the grim reaper.
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160. So I don't know if this
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161. Sue me.
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162. If she wasn't dead, I
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163. Keiichirou!
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164. God, I can't breathe in here.
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165. Stay down and shut up.
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166. Stay down and shut up.
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167. Thanks for coming with me Momoko.
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168. I mean, you could always use some Jesus,
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169. you know what I mean?
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memories of that hospital.
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171. It's a loving place of healing,
except for those who die.
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172. Roger that.
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173. Keiichirou was so young when
mom was in the hospital,
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175. And with his dyslexia, he
could end up in Bangkok.
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176. What?
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177. I mean, mom said she put
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178. when she was a child.
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180. did she say anything about it?
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181. And why would she only show
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182. It seems like she's after him,
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183. or she has a crush on him or
too much time on her hands.
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184. Help me out here.
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185. Did you try looking her up
in your mother's ghost diary?
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186. Mm-hmm.
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187. I'm confused.
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188. Did you look under C or
did you look under N?
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189. I never get those things right?
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190. I hate them.
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191. Huh?
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192. No, not N's or C's,
hospitals and nurses and stuff.
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193. Bad memories.
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194. Listen Satsuki, you only
get a chance like this
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196. All right who's first?
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197. Do you know how long I
waited outside that room
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198. for him to finish?
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199. Oh dear God!
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200. Okay, I got a level with you here.
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201. Remember that I told you
that I met your mother
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202. at the Exodus Homosexual Conversion Camp?
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203. Well, that was just one of
the floors at the hospital.
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204. The one floor I was on was the rehab wing.
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205. Before I met Jesus, I
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206. No.
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207. And a slut.
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208. Anyways, we heard this
story about this nurse
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209. who comes around after the
other nurses make their rounds.
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210. Every time she went into one of the rooms,
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211. that patient, swear to God,
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212. flat blind, dead, gone.
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213. I mean truly meeting Jesus.
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214. Stop looking at me like that.
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215. Well, you know how it is,
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216. you give up one addiction,
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217. Apple juice.
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218. What?
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219. Yeah, I know.
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220. Anyway, so I'm getting my.
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221. Momoko, did I scare you baby?
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222. Yes, actually you did.
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223. Momoko, I wanna tell you something.
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224. Oh, you're hot.
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225. I really enjoyed praying
with you the other day.
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226. I got to tell you I was
a mess before I came here.
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227. The drugs, the sex, crazy.
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228. Jesus saved my ass.
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229. And what a lovely little ass it is too.
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230. Oh, I'm freaking you out, aren't I?
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231. Yeah, but like I can talk.
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232. I feel I can talk to you about anything.
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233. You can.
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234. And boy did she.
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235. she starts going on and on
about how there was this party
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236. and she was wasted and
she never slept with a guy
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237. and go figure, she gets knocked up
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238. and then she thinks she's
got to marry this dude.
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239. You know where this is going, don't you.
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240. Looking on the bright side,
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241. she must've been Bi because
you've got a little brother.
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242. I mean, she slept with
a guy at least twice.
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243. I mean, she didn't have to have you.
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244. What about the damn ghost?
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245. Oh yeah.
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246. Never heard much about her after that.
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247. Maybe your mother put her to sleep.
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248. Maybe she was your mother's
lover and got pissed.
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249. She would have lived
if she wasn't in County.
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250. I have a confession to make.
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251. The last time I saw mom
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to go get myself some—
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253. We'd been there for
hours, I was thirsty.
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254. What's the matter?
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255. What do you think is the matter.
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256. I'm two feet tall, I
can't reach the juice.
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257. I'm too short.
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258. Guess you don't get your juice then.
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259. You could help me, you know.
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260. Here.
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261. Got me my juice.
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262. You're welcome!
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263. I mean, I heard the nurses talking,
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265. I saw the old man and 36 feet kick
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of them in the morning.
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268. Who wants to see your mom go through that?
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269. Why'd they take me to the
hospital anyway, I was two.
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270. Let me stay home and
watch cartoon network.
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271. I hear you.
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272. SpongeBob SquarePants,
Fairly OddParents,
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273. Teen Titans, Ravens—
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274. I said I heard you!
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275. I'm just saying, dude, she's hot.
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277. Where is everybody?
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278. Hey, I got an idea.
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279. Let's switch everybody's charts around.
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280. Give the guy in 4B a breast job.
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281. I mean, her cape is
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282. You feel me?
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283. It's like the grind game.
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285. Satsuki.
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287. If you lay even a finger on Keiichirou,
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289. I come from a long line of
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290. I'm not afraid of your ugly draggy ass.
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291. Don't piss her off, you
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292. The patient has been cured.
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293. Oh, once more, The patient has been cured!
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294. I can't put her to spiritual sleep.
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296. Pretty good question.
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297. Chill kid.
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298. She's not gonna hurt you.
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299. I want to, but she won't.
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300. Float and Florence Nightingale here.
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301. She's only coming to give
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302. Don't feel bad about
bailing on mommy dearest.
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303. Now that is some really nice animation.
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304. Did she go to spiritual sleep?
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306. What the,
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307. it's a letter from mom.
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308. Huh!
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310. Well, I totally forgot about that.
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311. What?
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312. That nurse isn't the grim reaper.
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313. She's an angel of the Lord
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314. telling people to say their goodbyes.
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319. When your mother was talking
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320. I thought she was talking
about a bath or something.
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321. So, you know you're gonna die
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323. It's messed up.
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325. I guess I was so caught
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336. Dear Keiichirou,
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incredibly inappropriate.
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338. I mean, you'll probably
be only four or five,
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339. by the time that nurse spirit
finally gets this to you.
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340. It's not like the afterlife
has any FedEx office
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342. I'm leaving strict instructions
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or some heartfelt mojo,
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348. but I'm so strung out
on methadone right now.
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349. I'm doing good just holding my pen.
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350. Oh, before I forget, let
me get down to business.
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351. Me and my mom have really
pissed off some ghosts
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352. and spirits in our time.
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353. And well,
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354. sorry to break it to you,
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be coming to kill you.
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356. Hope Satsuki finds that diary.
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357. Can't remember where I put the damn thing.
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358. I'm so high.
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359. God!
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360. Oh, but I did leave you a photo album.
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361. Look at what I was wearing.
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362. Oh, horrible.
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363. I mean, even after I married your father
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364. I still dress like a dyke.
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365. Hope I didn't put that
pink suit picture in here.
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366. Oh goddamn it.
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367. And your father always thinks it's so cute
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369. see, see, he... look... look
he did it there.
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370. But for all his flaws, I
really did love the guy
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371. and the hot sweaty wall slamming
sex we used to have, wow.
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372. And I have to say,
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373. I really enjoyed being you kid's mother.
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375. Nurses increasing drip and I'm losing it.
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378. Tough love baby.
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379. That's just how I rumble
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380. Man, I'm thirsty.
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381. Look dad I can reach the buttons now,
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382. can I have a couple more
bucks for some Cheetos?
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384. But could you open it for me?
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392. Oh I'm sorry.
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395. Please, release me.
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397. Wait a minute.
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