Ghost Stories 1x11

Directed by Shigeki Hatakeyama

The gang finds a strange doll in the trash. Satsuki prevents Keiichiro from bringing the doll home, but it shows up regardless. And then, late at night, Satsuki gets a phone call from none other than the doll herself! With the doll stalking her relentlessly, how will she ever be rid of it?

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1. Man it's colder than a witch's

2. Skip it.

3. My dad said the weather channel predicted snow.

4. Why do old people always watch the weather channel?

5. I'm freezing!

6. Nature's little thermometers acting up?

7. I'm ignoring that perv; And I'm sure it's no

8. different than the shrinkage issues you're having right now.

9. Do you know how much I hate you?

10. And it's not cold weather;

11. It's cold swimming pools.

12. James 1:14; Each one is tempted by his own evil desire.

13. But I think your skirt is helping him out;

14. Slutski; I mean Satsuki!

15. You're just jealous of my Mary Hart gams.

16. I'll tell you what, if I was a girl and

17. I had an ass your size there's no way I'd

18. wear a micro-mini; in fact I'd probably wear mumus and

19. You just know she's covering her lust

20. for me with cruelty and violence.

21. With how much she attacks

22. you she must really really really really really like you.

23. Yeah that's it; Oh good grief

24. where'd Keiichirou run off too? Keiichiro-uh...

25. Get back here, do you know how many

26. child molesters there are in Japan!

27. Satsuki come look what I found!

28. Not a Bratz; no wonder some girl threw it away.

29. It's so dirty and old and trashy like Anna Nicole.

30. Hey Satsuki can I have it, can I?

31. You shouldn't pick up things that have

32. been thrown away by someone else.

33. And I don't care what they say, boys don't play with dolls.

34. I'm not going to have a retarded gay brother.

35. Come on Hajime get up let's go home.

36. My balls hurt.

37. My tummy hurts!

38. Well you ate like a pig, no wonder.

39. And what four year old eats bell peppers?

40. Come back here I'm not doing the dishes alone again.

41. I mean it, I'm not the damn maid!

42. Hey listen Dad, How about you and I just discuss

43. your non-corporeal punishment stance?

44. Gah don't eat his crumbs we're not poor!

45. Maybe we are poor; where's the damn dishwasher!

46. And I thought her Mother's voice

47. grated on my nerves, I mean what?

48. Let me ask you, Mom was

49. a pretty good cook wasn't she?

50. Well not bad it was edible at least.

51. The woman was no Paula Deen but she was all right.

52. That woman's trying to kill her

53. husband no one uses that much butter.

54. But it's that semi-homemade chick

55. that's really dangerous; scary.

56. Yeah gotta agree with you there.

57. Wonder if this is how Tom Ford started.

58. Keiichirou get your ass down here!

59. What?

60. Don't "what" me when I call you, You say Yes Ma'am!

61. You're such a bitch.

62. What did you say!

63. I have an itch?

64. M-hm an itch to play dolls!

65. Why did you bring this trashy little thing

66. home when I told you not to go digging in the trash?

67. Why can't you do what I tell you?

68. - It wasn't me - Huh?

69. It wasn't me I didn't bring it home.

70. Haven't you listened to Momoko?

71. God's going to send you to hell for lying.

72. I'm being framed!

73. Oh you are, are you; Who's framing you the dog?

74. I want a lawyer!

75. Shut up!

76. You are not getting a lawyer, all you've got is me

77. and I'm all you're going to get.

78. I'm your judge, the jury, and executioner.

79. Hello Manshita residence.

80. Eh.

81. Hi I'm Merry Mary let's play together!

82. Meet my at the trash can!

83. Hello again, like I said this is the Manshita residence

84. It's Mary!

85. I'm at the cigarette store!

86. Listen Hajime stop having your midget girlfriend call me.

87. Mary again, I'm inside of your house!

88. Huh?

89. - Hello? - It's Mary!

90. I'm right behind you; you stupid bitch!

91. No the other way!

92. Atta-girl; hehe that's it now you got it.

93. I'm Merry Mary, Let's play together Satsuki!

94. Satsuki I've told you no phone after ten!

95. You should be yelling at the one who's calling me.

96. And no doll playing; after ten fifteen.

97. Look at her closely Dad, She's so lifelike.

98. - Too lifelike! - What?

99. Oh no, no don't say another word just keep your mouth shut.

100. What are you doing; That's sick!

101. And it wasn't me I put it back in the trash can.

102. I'm at the trash can!

103. No; no!

104. So what happened to the Merry Mary doll?

105. Don't know, Dad said he would take care of her.

106. You should've let Keiichirou keep the doll.

107. I mean Leo played with dolls when he was a kid

108. and he's not a fag.

109. I only used the Barbies for G.I. Joes hoes.

110. But if you catch him wearing dresses

111. he'll move to We-Ho before you know it.

112. Satsuki Manshita please report the front office

113. again, I repeat Satsuki Manshita please come

114. to the front office you are on campus aren't you?

115. Yes I'm here.

116. Well look at you, what a tardy little outfit.

117. You've got a call on line one make it quick.

118. Hello I'm sorry to keep you waiting.

119. This is Satsuki speaking.

120. I'm Mary, Now I'm at Foot Locker!

121. Let's play together!

122. Where's the fire?

123. I didn't hear the alarm.

124. You found out he is gay, didn't you?

125. Is he out?

126. It was Mary.

127. Oh that's not nice.

128. Not that kind of Mary you idiot.

129. The Merry Mary doll, She's pissed at me

130. for wanting to throw her away.

131. She's trying to kill me!

132. Girl you need extensive therapy.

133. No I don't!

134. You're blaming this doll for your brother's

135. sexual preference so that makes you infinitely

136. Hey jew kid put Satsuki on!

137. Hey Satsuki it's me, Mary, I'm on the roof let's play.

138. No, oh no I can't take it anymore.

139. How, how does she know we're on the roof?

140. How, how did Merry Mary get my number?

141. Manshita, I've been looking everywhere for you.

142. You need to go to central hospital.

143. And I've got to take a dump!

144. Your fathers been in an accident

145. and I'm about to have one, now where's your little brother?

146. He's in Class 2, Grade 1

147. Special Ed!

148. Dad!

149. Oh hi Satsuki, guess that's the last time

150. I play with one of your little blonde dollies

151. Dad; Dad!

152. Keiichirou; what did you teacher

153. do put this in the school paper?

154. Those prude bitches in the PTA

155. are going to have a field day with this.

156. Oh calm down I'm all right.

157. It's not like I wanted more kids anyway.

158. Poor Keiichirou is crying so hard

159. I hope his dad can accept his homo...

160. Oh thanks a lot for the help big mouth.

161. Yeah yeah, remember this at Christmas.

162. My HMOs trying to kick me out

163. but I think I'll stay for the hot night nurses.

164. I mean listen Satsuki the doctor

165. wants to keep me for observation.

166. You'll watch your little brother, right?

167. Hajime!

168. Yeah I'm awake.

169. Would you, would you mind checking in on

170. Satsuki and Keiichirou for me, you can do it right?

171. Aren't I a little old sounding for that role?

172. Thank goodness it wasn't serious

173. hospitals are so expensive.

174. - That plastic skag. - Who?

175. That Merry Mary bitch, I'm going to kill her.

176. She tried to murder my...

177. Why is that midget staring at us?

178. Hajime that's Merry Mary.

179. If you kids don't want her I can

180. get a few bucks for her on Ebay.

181. Put her down Mr. Sakata don't let those

182. blonde girls in pink dirndl fool you, she's a killer!

183. Oh come on she can't be worse

184. than the blonde I had last night.

185. Okay

186. if she's freaking you out that bad

187. I can show you a place to take her.

188. There's a group of guys I met at a rest stop

189. last week who'd just love her.

190. Temple of the dolls?

191. What scares me is how he knows about this.

192. Okay everybody be cool, act natural.

193. I'm getting this huge boogie nights vibe.

194. It's not by Mattel but I guess we'll take her in.

195. - File it Toby. - Yes daddy.

196. I'm a little fuzzy on the doll temple concept.

197. Young mantis weep for cheetah.

198. Still fuzzy.

199. I am a member of club of aging

200. homosexuals, most of us in publishing.

201. On holidays we come to this temple, get really baked

202. and put in a Joan Crawford movie.

203. We reenact the film with our dolls.

204. Some times we perform more contemporary works.

205. Particularly from the canon of Christian Slater.

206. And your little dolly has arrived

207. for us at a most opportune time.

208. She'll play the Tara Reid character from Alone in the Dark.

209. So kids you feel a little better about everything?

210. No, I don't know what's scarier

211. the killer doll, the weirdo sensei,

212. or you knowing about this place.

213. What's the matter Manshita?

214. They paid us in cash.

215. No I'm down with it, nice to know a new dealer, yo

216. Okay I guess if we think of it

217. as a doll prison I can feel a little better.

218. Maybe they can all learn some kind of vocational skill.

219. Yeah that's a good idea; shut up.

220. Love to stay but I'm hooking up

221. with this cinnamon chick.

222. Okay, safe plays save Mr. Sakata

223. Your teachers such a weirdo.

224. Dads not home I can play Snuff 3

225. Shoot some hookers, score some drug I don't care

226. Hey why are you acting all pissed off?

227. Because I don't think I'm getting paid

228. for this gig, that's why.

229. I don't need you.

230. News flash, retarded brother.

231. Hello.

232. You going to answer it?

233. Your fathers in the hospital, remember?

234. Oh yeah right.

235. I'm Mary!

236. Gotta give these things up.

237. Let's play together!

238. Don't even, are you going to let some

239. little polly pocket get the better of you?

240. - Yes. - Oh hell no.

241. This barbie bitch is going down.

242. First we do this geographic montage,

243. to show we traveled a long way from your house.

244. There that should be enough.

245. Where are we?

246. Sketchy, scary, abandoned square dancing hall.

247. Toby Keith played here, Nazi.

248. We make this out home base.

249. Was the super dome full?

250. Leo and I scoped this place out for just this occasion.

251. We planned on stocking it with some provisions

252. but all we got were these two sleeping bags.

253. Kind of spent all out money on porno and lube.

254. It's the thought that counts.

255. Hey Hajime where's the bathroom?

256. Just piss on the Toby Keith poster.

257. Number two!

258. Oh my god in heaven I can't believe it.

259. It only gets worse when you get older.

260. there's no paper.

261. What!

262. Hello I'm Mary let's play together; Let's play.

263. What do you think we should play?

264. I have a great idea, let's play Saw!

265. No let's play The Hills have Eyes!

266. Let's play Se7en!

267. No let's Glitter, that movie was scary.

268. No I want to play Texas Chainsaw Massacre!

269. But not the remake!

270. Danger danger, Will Robinson; wait wrong movie.

271. Kill the bitch!

272. You lose Satsuki.

273. Amen!

274. Hajime, somebody help me!

275. That doesn't sound good.

276. - Satsuki! - Hajime!

277. Crap!

278. Hajime where's Satsuki!

279. Nice outfit; she's locked inside!

280. Okay it's decided we'll play pluck it out.

281. Okay that spit thing was kind of gross

282. but it's the thought that counts.

283. Knock it off, this isn't a goddamn democracy.

284. I'm running the show, I said let the bitch go.

285. Yeah that was a close on for ya.

286. For a minute there I was seriously

287. thinking about cutting your tits off.

288. But this Herme's kind of nice.

289. Okay I'm out of here; Late.

290. - Go help her man. - Satsuki!

291. On your knees, are you praying?

292. Jesus thank you, guess I am.

293. The Merry Mary doll called me on the phone too Satsuki

294. I'm unlisted don't know how she got my number.

295. I tried to put my Patty Prayer doll on the phone

296. but those two just did not get along.

297. Incoming!

298. Satsuki are you all right!

299. What, what are you looking at?

300. What's wrong with you, speakless

301. by my Bruce Willis like moves?

302. Hajime that was brave but not very bright.

303. What do you mean?

304. What, what, what; somebody help me!

305. Somebody get a bandaid!

306. God that is disgusting

307. can you try to save me a little neater next time?

308. - Up, up and - Hey you, doll!

309. Well look who's here, nice coat.

310. Ahahaha, very funny.

311. Now that you've got your little cape on

312. why don't you fly out of here.

313. Before I push you off this roof.

314. Well you're a pissy little pussy ain't cha?

315. Maybe I should cut your tits off.

316. Hm Satsuki's doing her ancestors proud,

317. not easy to impress our crowd.

318. Hm I'm not feeling a little soft spot am I?

319. Me, nah.