1. Man it's colder than a witch's
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2. Skip it.
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3. My dad said the
weather channel predicted snow.
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4. Why do old people always
watch the weather channel?
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5. I'm freezing!
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6. Nature's little
thermometers acting up?
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7. I'm ignoring that
perv; And I'm sure it's no
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8. different than the shrinkage
issues you're having right now.
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9. Do you know how much I hate you?
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10. And it's not cold weather;
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12. James 1:14; Each one is
tempted by his own evil desire.
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13. But I think your skirt is helping him out;
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14. Slutski; I mean Satsuki!
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15. You're just jealous
of my Mary Hart gams.
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16. I'll tell you what, if I was a girl and
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17. I had an ass your size there's no way I'd
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18. wear a micro-mini; in fact
I'd probably wear mumus and
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19. You just know she's covering her lust
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20. for me with cruelty and violence.
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21. With how much she attacks
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22. you she must really really
really really really like you.
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23. Yeah that's it; Oh good grief
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24. where'd Keiichirou run
off too? Keiichiro-uh...
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25. Get back here, do you know how many
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26. child molesters there are in Japan!
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27. Satsuki come look what I found!
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28. Not a Bratz; no wonder
some girl threw it away.
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29. It's so dirty and old and
trashy like Anna Nicole.
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30. Hey Satsuki can I have it, can I?
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31. You shouldn't pick up things that have
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32. been thrown away by someone else.
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33. And I don't care what they say,
boys don't play with dolls.
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34. I'm not going to have
a retarded gay brother.
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35. Come on Hajime get up let's go home.
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36. My balls hurt.
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37. My tummy hurts!
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38. Well you ate
like a pig, no wonder.
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39. And what four year old eats bell peppers?
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40. Come back here I'm not doing
the dishes alone again.
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41. I mean it, I'm not the damn maid!
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42. Hey listen Dad, How about
you and I just discuss
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43. your non-corporeal punishment stance?
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44. Gah don't eat his crumbs we're not poor!
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45. Maybe we are poor; where's
the damn dishwasher!
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46. And I thought her Mother's voice
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47. grated on my nerves, I mean what?
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48. Let me ask you, Mom was
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49. a pretty good cook wasn't she?
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50. Well not bad it was edible at least.
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51. The woman was no Paula
Deen but she was all right.
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52. That woman's
trying to kill her
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53. husband no one uses that much butter.
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54. But it's that semi-homemade chick
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55. that's really dangerous; scary.
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56. Yeah gotta agree with you there.
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57. Wonder if this is how Tom Ford started.
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58. Keiichirou get your ass down here!
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59. What?
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60. Don't "what" me when I
call you, You say Yes Ma'am!
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61. You're such a bitch.
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62. What did you say!
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63. I have an itch?
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64. M-hm an itch to play dolls!
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65. Why did you bring this trashy little thing
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66. home when I told you not
to go digging in the trash?
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67. Why can't you do what I tell you?
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68. - It wasn't me
- Huh?
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69. It wasn't
me I didn't bring it home.
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70. Haven't you listened to Momoko?
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71. God's going to send you to hell for lying.
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72. I'm being framed!
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73. Oh you are, are you;
Who's framing you the dog?
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74. I want a lawyer!
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75. Shut up!
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76. You are not getting a
lawyer, all you've got is me
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77. and I'm all you're going to get.
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78. I'm your judge, the jury, and executioner.
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79. Hello Manshita residence.
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80. Eh.
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81. Hi I'm Merry
Mary let's play together!
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82. Meet my at the trash can!
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83. Hello again, like I said
this is the Manshita residence
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84. It's Mary!
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85. I'm at the cigarette store!
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86. Listen Hajime stop having
your midget girlfriend call me.
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87. Mary again, I'm
inside of your house!
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88. Huh?
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89. - Hello?
- It's Mary!
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90. I'm right behind you; you stupid bitch!
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91. No the other way!
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92. Atta-girl; hehe that's it now you got it.
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93. I'm Merry Mary, Let's
play together Satsuki!
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94. Satsuki I've told
you no phone after ten!
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95. You should be yelling at
the one who's calling me.
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96. And no doll playing; after ten fifteen.
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97. Look at her closely
Dad, She's so lifelike.
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98. - Too lifelike!
- What?
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99. Oh no, no don't say another
word just keep your mouth shut.
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100. What are you doing; That's sick!
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101. And it wasn't me I put
it back in the trash can.
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102. I'm at the trash can!
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103. No; no!
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104. So what happened
to the Merry Mary doll?
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105. Don't know, Dad said he
would take care of her.
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106. You should've let
Keiichirou keep the doll.
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107. I mean Leo played with
dolls when he was a kid
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108. and he's not a fag.
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109. I only used the
Barbies for G.I. Joes hoes.
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110. But if you catch him wearing dresses
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111. he'll move to We-Ho before you know it.
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112. Satsuki Manshita
please report the front office
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113. again, I repeat Satsuki
Manshita please come
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114. to the front office you
are on campus aren't you?
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115. Yes I'm here.
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116. Well look at you, what
a tardy little outfit.
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117. You've got a call on
line one make it quick.
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118. Hello I'm sorry to keep you waiting.
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119. This is Satsuki speaking.
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120. I'm Mary,
Now I'm at Foot Locker!
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121. Let's play together!
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122. Where's the fire?
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123. I didn't hear the alarm.
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124. You found out he is gay, didn't you?
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125. Is he out?
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126. It was Mary.
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127. Oh that's not nice.
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128. Not that
kind of Mary you idiot.
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129. The Merry Mary doll, She's pissed at me
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130. for wanting to throw her away.
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131. She's trying to kill me!
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132. Girl you need extensive therapy.
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133. No I don't!
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134. You're blaming
this doll for your brother's
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135. sexual preference so
that makes you infinitely
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136. Hey jew kid put Satsuki on!
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137. Hey Satsuki it's me, Mary,
I'm on the roof let's play.
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138. No, oh no I can't take it anymore.
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139. How, how does
she know we're on the roof?
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140. How, how did Merry Mary get my number?
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141. Manshita, I've been
looking everywhere for you.
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142. You need to go to central hospital.
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143. And I've got to take a dump!
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144. Your fathers been in an accident
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145. and I'm about to have one, now
where's your little brother?
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146. He's in Class 2, Grade 1
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147. Special Ed!
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148. Dad!
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149. Oh hi Satsuki, guess
that's the last time
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150. I play with one of your
little blonde dollies
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151. Dad; Dad!
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152. Keiichirou; what did you teacher
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153. do put this in the school paper?
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154. Those prude bitches in the PTA
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155. are going to have a field day with this.
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156. Oh calm down I'm all right.
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157. It's not like I wanted more kids anyway.
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158. Poor Keiichirou is crying so hard
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159. I hope his dad can accept his homo...
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160. Oh thanks a lot for the help big mouth.
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161. Yeah yeah,
remember this at Christmas.
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162. My HMOs trying to kick me out
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163. but I think I'll stay
for the hot night nurses.
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164. I mean listen Satsuki the doctor
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165. wants to keep me for observation.
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166. You'll watch your little brother, right?
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167. Hajime!
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168. Yeah I'm awake.
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169. Would you, would you mind checking in on
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170. Satsuki and Keiichirou for
me, you can do it right?
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171. Aren't I a little old
sounding for that role?
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172. Thank goodness it wasn't serious
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173. hospitals are so expensive.
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174. - That plastic skag.
- Who?
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175. That Merry Mary bitch,
I'm going to kill her.
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176. She tried to murder my...
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177. Why is that midget staring at us?
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178. Hajime that's Merry Mary.
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179. If you kids don't want her I can
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180. get a few bucks for her on Ebay.
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181. Put her down Mr. Sakata don't let those
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182. blonde girls in pink dirndl
fool you, she's a killer!
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183. Oh come on she can't be worse
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184. than the blonde I had last night.
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185. Okay
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186. if she's freaking you out that bad
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187. I can show you a place to take her.
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188. There's a group of guys
I met at a rest stop
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189. last week who'd just love her.
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190. Temple of the dolls?
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191. What scares me is how
he knows about this.
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192. Okay everybody
be cool, act natural.
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193. I'm getting this huge boogie nights vibe.
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194. It's not by Mattel but
I guess we'll take her in.
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195. - File it Toby.
- Yes daddy.
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196. I'm a little fuzzy
on the doll temple concept.
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197. Young mantis weep for cheetah.
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198. Still fuzzy.
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199. I am a member of club of aging
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200. homosexuals, most of us in publishing.
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201. On holidays we come to this
temple, get really baked
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202. and put in a Joan Crawford movie.
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203. We reenact the film with our dolls.
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204. Some times we perform
more contemporary works.
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205. Particularly from the
canon of Christian Slater.
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206. And your little dolly has arrived
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207. for us at a most opportune time.
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208. She'll play the Tara Reid
character from Alone in the Dark.
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209. So kids you feel a little
better about everything?
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210. No, I don't know what's scarier
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211. the killer doll, the weirdo sensei,
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212. or you knowing about this place.
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213. What's the matter Manshita?
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214. They paid us in cash.
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215. No I'm down with it, nice
to know a new dealer, yo
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216. Okay I guess if we think of it
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217. as a doll prison I can
feel a little better.
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218. Maybe they can all learn some
kind of vocational skill.
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219. Yeah that's
a good idea; shut up.
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220. Love to stay but I'm hooking up
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221. with this cinnamon chick.
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222. Okay, safe plays save Mr. Sakata
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223. Your teachers such a weirdo.
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224. Dads not home I can play Snuff 3
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225. Shoot some hookers,
score some drug I don't care
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226. Hey why are you acting all pissed off?
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227. Because I don't think I'm getting paid
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228. for this gig, that's why.
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229. I don't need you.
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230. News flash, retarded brother.
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231. Hello.
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233. Your fathers in the hospital, remember?
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234. Oh yeah right.
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235. I'm Mary!
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236. Gotta give these things up.
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237. Let's play together!
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238. Don't even,
are you going to let some
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240. - Yes.
- Oh hell no.
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241. This barbie bitch is going down.
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242. First we do this geographic montage,
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243. to show we traveled a
long way from your house.
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244. There that should be enough.
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245. Where are we?
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246. Sketchy, scary,
abandoned square dancing hall.
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247. Toby Keith played here, Nazi.
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248. We make this out home base.
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249. Was the super dome full?
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250. Leo and I scoped this place
out for just this occasion.
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251. We planned on stocking
it with some provisions
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252. but all we got were
these two sleeping bags.
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money on porno and lube.
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254. It's the thought that counts.
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255. Hey Hajime
where's the bathroom?
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256. Just piss on
the Toby Keith poster.
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257. Number two!
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258. Oh my god in heaven I can't believe it.
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259. It only gets worse when you get older.
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260. there's no paper.
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261. What!
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262. Hello I'm Mary let's
play together; Let's play.
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263. What do you
think we should play?
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264. I have a great
idea, let's play Saw!
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265. No let's play
The Hills have Eyes!
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266. Let's play Se7en!
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267. No let's Glitter,
that movie was scary.
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268. No I want to play
Texas Chainsaw Massacre!
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269. But not the remake!
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270. Danger danger, Will
Robinson; wait wrong movie.
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271. Kill the bitch!
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272. You lose Satsuki.
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273. Amen!
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274. Hajime, somebody help me!
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275. That doesn't sound good.
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276. - Satsuki!
- Hajime!
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277. Crap!
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278. Hajime where's Satsuki!
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279. Nice outfit;
she's locked inside!
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280. Okay it's decided
we'll play pluck it out.
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281. Okay that spit thing was kind of gross
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282. but it's the thought that counts.
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283. Knock it off, this isn't
a goddamn democracy.
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284. I'm running the show, I
said let the bitch go.
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285. Yeah that was a close on for ya.
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286. For a minute there I was seriously
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287. thinking about cutting your tits off.
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288. But this Herme's kind of nice.
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289. Okay I'm out of here; Late.
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290. - Go help her man.
- Satsuki!
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291. On your knees, are you praying?
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292. Jesus thank you, guess I am.
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293. The Merry Mary doll called
me on the phone too Satsuki
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294. I'm unlisted don't know
how she got my number.
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295. I tried to put my Patty
Prayer doll on the phone
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296. but those two just did not get along.
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297. Incoming!
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298. Satsuki are you all right!
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299. What, what are you looking at?
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300. What's wrong with you, speakless
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301. by my Bruce Willis like moves?
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302. Hajime that was brave
but not very bright.
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303. What do you mean?
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304. What, what, what; somebody help me!
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305. Somebody get a bandaid!
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306. God that is disgusting
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307. can you try to save me a
little neater next time?
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308. - Up, up and
- Hey you, doll!
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309. Well look who's here, nice coat.
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310. Ahahaha, very funny.
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311. Now that you've got your little cape on
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313. Before I push you off this roof.
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314. Well you're a pissy
little pussy ain't cha?
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315. Maybe I should cut your tits off.
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316. Hm Satsuki's doing her ancestors proud,
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317. not easy to impress our crowd.
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318. Hm I'm not feeling a
little soft spot am I?
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