1. - THAT'S HIM.
THAT'S DR. SHOTWIRE. - I KNOW.
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2. I STUDIED NUCLEAR
PHYSICS UNDER HIM.
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3. AND THAT'S
THE SCALE MODEL OF HIS MOON CRAFT.
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4. YOU KNOW HOW MANY COUNTRIES
ARE TRYING TO DEVELOP JUST SUCH A VEHICLE?
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5. I CAN IMAGINE.
WHOEVER PERFECTS IT FIRST
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6. WILL BE ABLE TO EXPLORE
THE SURFACE OF THE MOON.
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7. ( turns projector off )
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8. DR. RATTON, WE WANT
DR. SHOTWIRE.
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9. "WE"?
WHO'S WE?
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10. - KAOS.
- OF COURSE.
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11. AND YOU'D BE ABLE TO SELL
THE PLANS FOR THE MOON CRAFT TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER.
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12. EXACTLY.
THAT IS WHY WE'VE COME TO YOU—
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13. PROBABLY THE MOST
ACCOMPLISHED EVIL GENIUS IN AMERICA.
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14. IN THE WORLD.
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15. TELL ME, WHY HAVEN'T
YOU BEEN ABLE TO JUST KIDNAP SHOTWIRE?
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16. - THIS IS WHY.
- ( turns projector on )
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17. - WHO IS THAT MAN?
- MAXWELL SMART.
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18. AN AGENT FROM
THE CONTROL ORGANIZATION.
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19. HE HAS BEEN
GUARDING DR. SHOTWIRE DAY AND NIGHT.
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20. YOU MEAN TO SAY
YOU CAN'T GET BY THAT ONE MAN?
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21. SOMEHOW HE HAS MANAGED
TO FOIL US EVERY TIME.
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22. I'D LIKE TO HAVE SMART
TO MYSELF FOR ONE HOUR.
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23. I'D LIKE TO HAVE HIM IN
MY HANDS ALMOST AS MUCH AS I WANT DR. SHOTWIRE.
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24. ( turns projector off )
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25. YOU SHALL HAVE THEM
BOTH WITHIN 24 HOURS.
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26. HOW?
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27. - YOU HEARD WHAT
MR. NATZ HAS BEEN SAYING? - YES, SIR.
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28. CAN YOU DELIVER SHOTWIRE
AND SMART HERE, ALIVE?
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29. - YES, SIR.
- WAIT A MINUTE.
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30. YOU MEAN TO TELL ME
THAT THIS GUY CAN SUCCEED
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31. WHERE A DOZEN
WELL-TRAINED KAOS MEN HAVE FAILED?
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32. WATCH.
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33. ( grunts )
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34. WHAT'S THAT?
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35. IT'S A VICIOUS
800-LB. GORILLA.
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36. ( snaps fingers )
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37. HE'LL TEAR HIM
TO SHREDS!
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38. INDEED HE WILL,
MR. NATZ.
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39. ( groans )
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40. YOU CARRY A WEAPON,
MR. NATZ?
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41. ONLY THIS.
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42. ( clicks )
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43. INSTANT ANALYSIS,
PLEASE.
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44. I WAS STRUCK BY THREE
.45-CALIBER BULLETS,
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45. LEAD OR COMPOSITE,
WEIGHING APPROXIMATELY 220 GRAINS APIECE,
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46. TRAVELING AT ALMOST
MUZZLE VELOCITY OF 800 FEET PER SECOND.
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47. IMPACT— 456 FOOT-POUNDS
PER SQUARE INCH.
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48. WHO IS HE?
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49. NOT HE, MR. NATZ.
IT.
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50. - A ROBOT?
- EXACTLY.
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51. MY INVENTION.
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52. STRONGEST,
MOST INTELLIGENT
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53. MACHINE IN THE WORLD.
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54. - HOW MUCH?
- $1 MILLION.
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55. WHEN HE DELIVERS
BOTH MEN.
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56. ( snaps fingers )
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57. GET SHOTWIRE
AND GET SMART.
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58. ( theme music playing )
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59. MAX, YOU'RE JUST GOING
TO HAVE TO BE
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60. MORE CAREFUL
WITH DR. SHOTWIRE.
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61. TRY AND KEEP OUT OF HIS WAY
WHILE YOU'RE GUARDING HIM.
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62. HE SAYS YOU'VE
SET BACK HIS WORK SIX MONTHS.
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63. SIX MONTHS?
THAT'S RIDICULOUS!
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64. THREE MONTHS,
FOUR MONTHS, TOPS.
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65. WHO'S WITH
DR. SHOTWIRE NOW?
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66. AGENT 27.
I RELIEVE HIM IN AN HOUR.
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67. - WELL, THE PLANS
HAVE BEEN CHANGED. - THEY HAVE?
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68. YES, HERE'S WHAT'LL
HAPPEN NOW:
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69. THEY'RE GIVING A PARTY FOR
DR. SHOTWIRE AND I WANT YOU AND 99 TO ATTEND.
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70. WELL, WILL THERE
BE A CONTACT MAN AT THE PARTY, CHIEF?
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71. YES, AGENT 44 HAS BEEN
PLANTED AT THE PARTY
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72. ACCORDING TO PLAN G.F.C.
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73. OH, AND TAKE AGENT 91
WITH YOU.
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74. AGENT 91?
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75. I DON'T BELIEVE I KNOW HIM.
IS THAT A NEW NUMBER, CHIEF?
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76. HE'S A NEW RECRUIT.
THIS IS HIS FIRST ASSIGNMENT
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77. SO I WANT YOU TO KEEP
AN EYE ON HIM.
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78. HE'LL MEET YOU AT THE GARAGE
OFFICE AT 8:00 TONIGHT.
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79. HE'LL USE THIS PASSWORD—
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80. "THE BLUE SUN MELTS
THE RED SNOW."
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81. YOUR COUNTERSIGN WILL BE,
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82. "AND THE PURPLE WATER
RUNS UPHILL."
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83. GOTCHA, CHIEF.
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84. MAX, I WANT YOU TO USE
YOUR WATCH PHONE TONIGHT.
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85. I DON'T WANT YOU
TAKING OFF YOUR SHOE AT THE PARTY.
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86. - RIGHT, CHIEF.
ANYTHING ELSE? - YES.
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87. HERE'S SOME INFORMATION
ON THE PEOPLE WHO'LL BE AT THE PARTY.
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88. MEMORIZE IT
AND DESTROY IT BEFORE YOU LEAVE.
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89. ANYTHING WRONG?
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90. WELL, CHIEF, I THINK
I'LL NEED A LITTLE TIME TO HAVE THIS DECODED.
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91. HE'S NOW MEMORIZED
ALL THE PERTINENT INFORMATION
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92. ABOUT SHOTWIRE'S
SCIENTIFIC CAREER.
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93. HE HAS AN I.Q.
OF OVER 200.
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94. PERFECT.
A GENIUS KILLER. WHAT DO YOU CALL HIM?
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95. HYMIE.
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96. HYMIE?
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97. I MADE HIM.
I CALL HIM WHAT I WANT.
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98. - HYMIE?
- MY FATHER'S NAME WAS HYMIE.
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99. OKAY, CALL HIM
WHAT YOU WANT.
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100. WHEREVER HYMIE MAY GO
WE CAN OBSERVE
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101. ON A SPECIAL TV CAMERA
HE'S EQUIPPED WITH.
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102. ASIDE FROM HIS
VAST KNOWLEDGE, HE HAS THE DEXTERITY
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103. TO TAKE APART AND REASSEMBLE
THE ENTIRE WIRING SYSTEM
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104. OF ANY MISSILE
IN THE WORLD.
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105. THERE'S ONLY ONE THING
HE ISN'T ABLE TO DO.
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106. - WHAT'S THAT?
- SET UP A LAWN CHAIR.
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107. ALL I WANT HIM
TO DO IS TO BRING ME SHOTWIRE AND SMART.
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108. BUT...
I DON'T WANT SHOTWIRE HURT IN ANY WAY.
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109. AND I'LL TAKE CARE
OF SMART MYSELF.
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110. - DO YOU UNDERSTAND, HYMIE?
- I UNDERSTAND.
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111. OKAY.
TAKE OFF.
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112. NO, HYMIE.
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113. I DON'T MEAN
THAT KIND OF TAKE OFF.
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114. YOU HAVE TO BE
VERY CAREFUL WHAT YOU SAY TO HIM.
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115. HE SOMETIMES RESPONDS TO
THE EXACT MEANING OF WORDS.
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116. LEAVE, HYMIE.
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117. WE CAN FOLLOW
HIS PROGRESS
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118. ON THE VIEWING SCREEN.
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119. HE SHOULD BE
AT THE CONTROL GARAGE AT 10 MINUTES TO 8:00.
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120. THE BLUE SUN MELTS
THE RED SNOW.
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121. THE BLUE SUN MELTS
THE RED SNOW.
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122. YOU'D BETTER COME
UP WITH THE RIGHT COUNTERSIGN, MAC,
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123. OR YOU'RE
IN TROUBLE.
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124. ( bullets ricocheting )
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125. DETAIN HIM, HYMIE.
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126. OPERATOR, QUICK!
GET ME SPECIAL WEAPONS!
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127. ( grunts )
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128. THE BLUE SUN MELTS
THE RED SNOW.
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129. AND THE PURPLE WATER
RUNS UPHILL.
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130. - AGENT SMART?
- YES. YOU MUST BE 91.
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131. MY NAME IS HYMIE.
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132. - HYMIE?
- MY FATHER'S NAME WAS HYMIE.
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133. OH. UH,
THAT'S VERY NICE.
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134. - HYMIE, THIS IS 99.
- HOW DO YOU DO?
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135. - HELLO, HYMIE.
- NOW, THIS IS OUR PLAN.
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136. WE'RE TO GUARD DR. SHOTWIRE
AGAINST ANY AND ALL DANGERS
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137. WITHOUT HIM REALIZING
THAT WE'RE DOING IT.
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138. - RIGHT.
- HYMIE, I KNOW THAT IS IS YOUR FIRST ASSIGNMENT.
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139. YOU'RE PROBABLY
A LITTLE NERVOUS. DON'T BE.
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140. REMEMBER, EXPERIENCE
ISN'T EVERYTHING. YOU'VE ALSO GOT TO HAVE HEART.
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141. ( clangs )
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142. COME ON, LET'S GO.
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143. - SEEMS TO BE STUCK.
- YES. HYMIE, GIVE ME A HAND.
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144. NEVER MIND, HYMIE.
COME ON.
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145. ( soft music playing )
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146. ( people chatting )
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147. WITH ALL THOSE GUARDS
WE SAW POSTED ON THE WAY UP,
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148. THERE ISN'T A CHANCE
IN THE WORLD THAT A KAOS MAN CAN GET IN HERE.
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149. THAT'S DR. SHOTWIRE
OVER THERE.
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150. I WANT YOU TO KEEP
HIM UNDER SURVEILLANCE, BUT DON'T GO NEAR HIM.
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151. I THINK IT'S ABOUT TIME
TO GIVE OUR SIDE A LITTLE EDGE.
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152. - 99?
- Yes?
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153. I want you to make a check
on all the women here
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154. - and see if any of them
look or even act suspicious. - Right, Max.
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155. HYMIE, DISARM SMART,
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156. BUT DON'T
LET HIM KNOW IT.
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157. DESTROY THE GUN.
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158. NOW, YOU JUST STAY
HERE AND KEEP YOUR WITS ABOUT YOU.
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159. AND DON'T WORRY
ABOUT A THING.
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160. DON'T BE NERVOUS.
I HAVE COMPLETE CONFIDENCE IN YOU.
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161. I FEEL THAT
I CAN PUT MY LIFE IN YOUR HANDS.
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162. ( cracking )
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163. IS THE WIND
FAIR TO JAVA?
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164. ALL CLEAR.
NO STORM ON THE HORIZON.
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165. - I BEG YOUR PARDON?
- I SAID, THERE'S NO STORM ON THE HORIZON.
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166. NO, THERE ISN'T.
AS A MATTER OF FACT,
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167. I DIDN'T NOTICE
A CLOUD IN THE SKY ON THE WAY OVER.
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168. YOU KNOW, IF THIS
NICE WEATHER KEEPS UP.
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169. I MAY JUST TAKE A RUN
DOWN TO THE BEACH TOMORROW.
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170. - WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT? - THE BEACH.
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171. YOU WERE TELLING ME ABOUT
THE WEATHER AND I SAID I MIGHT TAKE A RUN DOWN TO THE BEACH.
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172. I WAS GIVING YOU
THE COUNTERSIGN.
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173. NO, I WAS GIVING YOU
THE COUNTERSIGN.
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174. THEN I GAVE YOU
THE COUNTER-COUNTERSIGN.
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175. BUT THAT'S THE WRONG
COUNTER-COUNTERSIGN FOR MY COUNTERSIGN.
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176. IS NOT.
HERE, I'LL SHOW YOU.
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177. ( humming )
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178. HERE YOU ARE.
MIDDLE OF PAGE 18.
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179. THAT'S THE OLD BOOK.
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180. OH, I-I'M SORRY, 86.
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN YOU WERE RIGHT.
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181. IT'S JUST...
( sobs )
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182. JUST THAT
I'VE BEEN COOPED UP IN SO MANY CLOCKS
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183. AND LOCKERS
AND GLOVE COMPARTMENTS FOR SO LONG.
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184. NOBODY TELLS ME
ANYTHING!
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185. IT ISN'T FAIR.
I'M A GOOD AGENT.
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186. I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE
TO WEAR MY TUXEDO ONCE. NOT ONCE!
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187. AND WHO'D SEE IT
IN A CLOCK?
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188. DON'T GET SO
EMOTIONAL, 44.
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189. HERE, YOU CAN
HAVE MY BOOK.
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190. - I-I COULDN'T DO THAT.
- GO AHEAD, TAKE IT.
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191. I'VE ALREADY
MEMORIZED IT.
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192. 86, I WON'T
FORGET THIS.
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193. IT'S ALL RIGHT,
IT'S ALL RIGHT. YOU'D DO THE SAME THING FOR ME.
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194. NOW, BUCK UP.
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195. I'VE GOT TO GET
BACK TO THE PARTY.
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196. EVERYTHING IS OKAY SO FAR.
HAVE YOU SEEN ANYTHING SUSPICIOUS?
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197. - NO, SIR.
- YOU CAN CALL ME MAX, HYMIE.
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198. ( phone buzzing )
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199. THIS IS 86.
COME IN, CONTROL.
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200. MAX, WE HAVE REASON
TO BELIEVE THAT THERE IS A KAOS AGENT AT THE PARTY
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201. AND THAT YOU
AND DR. SHOTWIRE ARE IN GREAT DANGER.
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202. - DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
WHO IT IS, CHIEF? - YES, WE HAVE THE REAL—
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203. - ( line clicks )
- HELLO, MAX? MAX?
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204. HYMIE, YOU BROKE
MY WATCH PHONE.
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205. I'M SORRY.
I JUST WANTED TO SEE WHAT TIME IT WAS.
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206. SOMETHING
MUST HAVE HAPPENED.
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207. I'D BETTER TRY
AND CONTACT AGENT 44.
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208. HE WAS JUST ABOUT TO TELL
ME WHO THE KAOS AGENT WAS
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209. WHEN YOU GRABBED MY PHONE.
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210. I'LL TELL 99 ABOUT IT.
AGENT 44 IS IN THE CLOCK IN THE NEXT ROOM.
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211. ASK HIM IF
HE KNOWS ANYTHING.
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212. WELL, HOP TO IT,
HYMIE.
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213. AGENT 44,
DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING?
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214. ( groans )
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215. ( groans )
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216. - DID 44 SAY ANYTHING?
- NO.
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217. WHOEVER THE KAOS AGENT IS,
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218. HE'S PROBABLY
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219. SO WE'VE GOT TO
REMAIN INCONSPICUOUS.
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220. LET'S NOT GIVE
OURSELVES AWAY.
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221. JUST WATCH ME
AND DO EXACTLY AS I DO.
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222. ( glass clatters )
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223. I THINK WE'VE BEEN
NOTICED, HYMIE.
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224. LET'S JUST TRY
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225. LET'S GO GET A DRINK.
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226. WAITER.
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227. THANK YOU.
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228. OKAY, HYMIE,
DRINK UP.
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229. - WHAT'LL HAPPEN
IF HE DRINKS? - I DON'T KNOW.
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230. HE ISN'T
PROGRAMMED FOR IT. HYMIE, DON'T DRINK.
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231. - GO AHEAD, HYMIE, DRINK.
- DON'T DRINK.
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232. - GO ON, HYMIE,
DRINK IT UP. - DON'T DRINK!
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233. - DRINK!
- DON'T!
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234. DRINK!
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235. - WHAT HAPPENED?
- HE SHORT-CIRCUITED.
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236. DRINK.
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237. ( transistors whistling )
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238. I'VE LOST CONTROL
OF HIM.
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239. WELL, WHAT'S HE
LIKELY TO DO?
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240. I DON'T KNOW.
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241. HE MIGHT JUST
STAND THERE,
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242. OR HE MIGHT DECIDE
TO KILL EVERYBODY IN THAT ROOM.
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243. WHAT'S HYMIE UP TO?
IS HE OUT OF HIS MIND?
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244. I TOLD HIM TO STAY
CLOSE TO SHOTWIRE, BUT NOT THAT CLOSE.
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245. 99, WE'VE GOT TO GET HIM
OUT OF THERE. HE'S LIABLE TO REVEAL HIS IDENTITY.
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246. - RIGHT.
- AFTER ALL, HE DOESN'T HAVE OUR EXPERIENCE.
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247. I'LL DISTRACT DR. SHOTWIRE
WHILE YOU GET HYMIE AWAY.
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248. RIGHT.
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249. - HELLO, DR. SHOTWIRE.
- OH. OH!
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250. DON'T I KNOW YOU
FROM SOMEWHERE?
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251. NO, I DON'T THINK SO,
BUT I KNOW YOU. YOU'RE VERY FAMOUS.
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252. OH, NOW...
( chuckling )
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253. I'D LIKE TO SPEAK TO
YOU A MINUTE, HYMIE.
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254. COME ON, HYMIE,
SHAKE A LEG.
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255. NOW, LOOK, HYMIE,
I THINK YOU'VE GOT THE MAKINGS OF A FIRST-RATE AGENT,
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256. BUT ONLY IF YOU
OBEY ORDERS.
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257. NOW, YOU WERE TOLD
TO STAY AWAY FROM SHOTWIRE, WEREN'T YOU?
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258. ( hiccups )
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259. HYMIE, YOU'RE DRUNK.
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260. LISTEN, HYMIE,
YOU'RE A NICE GUY,
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261. BUT YOU'VE GOT TO LEARN
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262. SO NO MORE DRINKING.
AGREED?
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263. ( kisses )
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264. JUST SAY YES
OR NO, HYMIE.
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265. YES OR NO, HYMIE.
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266. THAT'S BETTER.
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267. I'LL LEAVE AND YOU
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268. AND DON'T FORGET TO
KILL THE LIGHT.
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269. ( glass shatters )
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270. - HAVE YOU NOTICED
ANYTHING SUSPICIOUS? - NO, MAX.
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271. I THINK WE OUGHT TO
CHANGE OUR STRATEGY.
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272. I THINK WE OUGHT TO GET
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273. EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING,
BUT LET ME HANDLE THIS.
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274. I'VE GOT TO GET SHOTWIRE
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275. AND WITHOUT ANYBODY ELSE
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276. IT HAS TO BE HANDLED
WITH TREMENDOUS SUBTLETY.
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277. EXCUSE ME, DR. SHOTWIRE,
BUT I WONDER IF YOU'D MIND
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278. STEPPING OUTSIDE
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279. YES, I WOULD MIND!
YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT YOU SECRET AGENTS!
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280. I'VE GOT TO GET YOU
OUT OF HERE, DOCTOR.
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281. - SOMEBODY
IS TRYING TO KILL YOU. - OH, NONSENSE.
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282. I AM BACK AGAIN,
ALONZO.
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283. PLEASE, DOCTOR.
IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD.
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284. LEAVE ME ALONE.
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285. YOU TALK TO HIM, HYMIE.
I THINK HE'S TAKEN A LIKING TO YOU.
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286. SEE IF YOU CAN GET HIM
OUT OF HERE WITHOUT ANYBODY NOTICING IT.
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287. I'LL GO CHECK
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288. 99, WHOEVER THAT
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289. - HE'S GONNA TRY AND STOP US,
SO BE READY FOR ANYTHING. - RIGHT.
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290. LET ME GET MY COAT
AND I'LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU, HYMIE.
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291. GREAT WORK, HYMIE,
BUT HOW DID YOU GET HIM TO LEAVE?
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292. I APPEALED TO HIS
SCIENTIFIC CURIOSITY. I TOLD HIM I WAS A ROBOT.
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293. AND HOW IN THE WORLD
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294. I SHOWED HIM MY WORKS.
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295. HYMIE!
THAT'S INCREDIBLE!
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296. YOU'RE REALLY PREPARED
FOR EVERYTHING.
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297. THAT'S FANTASTIC, HYMIE.
YOU SHOULD GET A MEDAL FOR THIS.
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298. YOU KNOCK ME OUT.
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299. MAX! MAX, ARE YOU
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300. 99, WHAT HAPPENED?
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301. WE'RE IN SOME KAOS HIDEOUT.
HYMIE KNOCKED YOU OUT AND BROUGHT US HERE.
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302. HYMIE?
BUT HYMIE IS ONE OF OUR MEN.
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303. NO, MAX, I'M AFRAID
HYMIE'S ONE OF THEM.
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304. - WELL, WHY DIDN'T
YOU STOP HIM? - I TRIED TO, MAX,
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305. BUT HE PICKED US UP
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306. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
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307. I THINK YOU'LL FIND
NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE TO HYMIE, MR. SMART.
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308. HE'S—
HE'S SUPERHUMAN.
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309. - MAX, HYMIE'S A ROBOT.
- WELL, OF COURSE HE'S A ROBOT.
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310. THAT'S WHAT HE TOLD—
A REAL ROBOT?
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311. THAT'S RIGHT.
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312. AND HE'S
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313. NATZ!
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314. SO YOU'RE
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315. I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS
FOR A LONG TIME, SMART.
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316. I NEVER GOT
A CHANCE TO SHOW YOU HOW GRATEFUL I AM
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317. FOR THOSE 10 LONG YEARS
I SPENT IN PRISON.
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318. YOU CALL THIS
GRATITUDE?
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319. I SPENT MOST OF THAT TIME
DREAMING OF THE DAY
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320. WHEN YOU AND I
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321. AND I WOULD ELIMINATE YOU
ONCE AND FOR ALL.
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322. WELL, I'VE ALWAYS ADMIRED
A MAN WITH AMBITION.
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323. THIS, BY THE WAY,
IS DR. RATTON,
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324. HYMIE'S CREATOR.
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325. - RATTON, THE FAMOUS INVENTOR?
- HOW DO YOU DO?
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326. BUT YOU WERE ONCE
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327. - WHAT HAPPENED?
- IT JUST DIDN'T PAY WELL ENOUGH.
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328. NOW, MR. SMART,
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329. I'M GOING TO ORDER
HYMIE TO DESTROY YOU.
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330. HURRY IT UP,
RATTON.
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331. DR. SHOTWIRE AND I
HAVE A PLANE TO CATCH FOR EUROPE.
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332. ( snaps fingers )
HYMIE, DESTROY SMART.
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333. I SAID,
DESTROY HIM.
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334. IT'S ALL RIGHT, HYMIE.
I UNDERSTAND.
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335. YOU'RE NOT RESPONSIBLE
FOR WHAT YOU'RE DOING. IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.
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336. I KNOW THAT UNDER THAT
METAL BODY OF YOURS
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337. THERE BEATS
THE MECHANICAL HEART OF A REALLY NICE GUY.
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338. HYMIE,
YOU'RE CRYING.
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339. TAKE IT EASY, HYMIE.
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340. YOU'LL RUST YOUR EYEBALL.
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341. I GAVE YOU AN ORDER,
YOU MONSTER!
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342. I ORDER YOU
TO DESTROY HIM!
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343. I DIDN'T THINK
IT WOULD WORK.
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344. THANK YOU, HYMIE.
I'LL GET DR. SHOTWIRE.
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345. HYMIE, SHAKE.
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346. NO, HYMIE.
SHAKE HANDS.
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347. I KNEW YOU'D
COME THROUGH, HYMIE.
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348. YOU'RE THE FIRST ONE
WHO EVER TREATED ME LIKE I WAS A REAL PERSON.
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349. I JUST COULDN'T
DESTROY YOU.
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350. OF COURSE YOU COULDN'T.
AND I KNEW YOU COULDN'T.
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351. AFTER ALL, HYMIE,
I'M NO DUMMY.
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352. UH, WELL, WHAT
I MEAN, HYMIE,
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353. IS THAT I'M A GOOD
JUDGE OF MONSTERS.
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354. INCREDIBLE.
SO REAL, SO LIFELIKE.
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355. - THANK YOU.
- OH, YOU'RE WELCOME.
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356. HE SAVED
OUR LIVES, CHIEF. AND WITHOUT HIM
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357. DR. SHOTWIRE WOULD'VE
BEEN TAKEN BY KAOS.
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358. WE OWE YOU A GREAT DEBT.
IS THERE ANYTHING WE CAN DO FOR YOU IN RETURN?
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359. WOULD YOU LIKE TO
JOIN CONTROL?
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360. - NO, THANK YOU.
- NO?
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361. I JUST DON'T
LIKE VIOLENCE.
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362. - WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO DO?
- I'D LIKE TO WORK FOR I.B.M.
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363. OH, BECAUSE OF YOUR
SCIENTIFIC CURIOSITY?
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364. NO, IT'S A NICE
WAY TO MEET SOME INTELLIGENT MACHINES.
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365. GOOD THINKING.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
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366. - HYMIE.
- HYMIE?
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367. HIS FATHER'S NAME
WAS HYMIE.
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368. ( theme music playing )
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