1. HEY.
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HOW WAS YOUR DANCE CLASS?
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3. WANT TO SEE SOME HIP-HOP
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5. MOM, TURN AROUND.
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6. DAMN!
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7. WHO´S BEEN WATERING HER
CHI-CHIS?
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WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN?
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9. I DON´T KNOW, BUT IF THEY SEE
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10. WE GOT SIX MORE WEEKS
OF WINTER.
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11. SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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12. I THINK YOU SHOULD GO UPSTAIRS
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14. DAD, RELAX, IT´S JUST
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15. WELL, THE CROPS
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17. A MINUTE AGO, SHE WAS MY LITTLE
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18. CLUTCHING HER TEDDY BEAR,
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19. AND NOW THERE´S NO ROOM
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21. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?
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22. I´LL TELL YOU WHAT MY MOM DID TO
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23. SHE SLAPPED ME,
AND SHE SAID,
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24. "THAT´S IN CASE YOU DO
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25. THEN SHE SLAPPED ME AGAIN
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26. AND SAID,
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27. THAT´S TERRIBLE!
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28. SHE WAS OLD-WORLD, HOMES.
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29. HEY, MOM, HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN,
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30. YOUR CROPS CAME IN?
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31. I WAS 16.
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32. YEAH, BUT YOU GOT
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33. ANGIE!
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34. ANGIE!
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35. WHAT IS IT?
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36. I´M RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF
MR. NEEDLES´ HYDROTHERAPY.
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37. HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT CARMEN LOOKS
LIKE IN HER DANCE SHIRT?
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38. WHICH ONE?
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39. THE ONE THAT´S GOT THE BIG
BREASTS IN IT.
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40. DO YOU HAVE TO USE
THAT WORD?
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41. KEEP IT CLEAN —
CHI-CHIS.
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42. SO YOU´RE JUST NOTICING
CARMEN´S... CHI-CHIS?
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43. HEY, I DON´T LOOK THERE,
ALL RIGHT?
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44. YOU´RE THE ONE WHO´S HOME
ALL THE TIME.
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45. HOW COULD YOU LET
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46. DON´T BLAME ANGIE.
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47. CARMEN´S GIFTS OBVIOUSLY CAME
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48. FIVE GENERATIONS
OF WOMEN...
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50. THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.
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51. THE BOYS AT SCHOOL ARE GONNA BE
ALL OVER HER NOW.
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52. WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING.
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53. LET ME HAVE A TALK WITH HER.
SHE´S AT A DELICATE AGE.
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54. OKAY.
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55. BE DELICATE.
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57. BE GENTLE.
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58. JUST RUIN SEX FOR HER.
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59. I´LL BE HOME
BEFORE DINNER.
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60. HONEY, CAN WE TALK FOR
JUST A SECOND?
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61. SIT DOWN AND HAVE A CUP
OF TEA WITH ME.
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62. NO!
THE LAST TIME WE HAD TEA,
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63. WE TALKED ABOUT MY SPECIAL
FRIEND COMING TO VISIT.
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64. OH, AND THE WAY,
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65. SHE COMES WITH A COUPLE OF
BUDDIES — CRAMPY AND BLOATY.
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66. OKAY, FORGET THE TEA.
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67. I WANT TO TALK TO YOU
ABOUT BOYS.
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68. WHAT´S THERE
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69. I CAN´T DATE
UNTIL I´M 16 ANYWAY.
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70. THAT´S NOT GONNA STOP
THE BOYS.
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71. YOU´RE DEVELOPING
A WOMAN´S BODY,
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72. AND THE BOYS ARE GONNA START
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73. AND WHEN BOYS GET EXCITED,
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74. THEY´RE GONNA START PUTTING ALL
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75. TO DO THINGS,
BUT DON´T LISTEN TO THEM.
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76. THE BOYS WHO REALLY LIKE YOU
WILL STILL LIKE YOU.
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77. YOU SHOULD WAIT.
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78. SO THAT WAY, YOUR FIRST TIME
WILL BE REALLY SPECIAL.
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79. OH, IT WAS SPECIAL,
ALL RIGHT.
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80. THAT WAS FOR DAD.
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81. I´M NOT LISTENING!
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82. GUYS AREN´T EVEN LOOKING AT ME.
YOU´RE WORRYING FOR NOTHING.
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83. I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW WE CAN
ALWAYS HAVE AN HONEST TALK.
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84. OKAY.
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85. SO WHEN WAS
YOUR FIRST TIME?
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86. MY WEDDING NIGHT WAS VERY
SPECIAL.
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87. THIS HONESTY THING,
IT´S A ONE-WAY STREET, ISN´T IT?
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88. YOU CAN GO NOW.
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89. I WANT TO ADD ONE THING —
MEN ARE PIGS.
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90. THEY JUST WANT TO GO TO
BED WITH YOU,
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91. AND IF THEY SAY
THEY LOVE YOU,
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92. THEY JUST WANT TO GO TO
BED WITH YOU,
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93. AND IF YOU´RE STUPID ENOUGH
TO LET THEM GO TO BED WITH YOU,
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94. THEY´RE THINKING ABOUT GOING TO
BED WITH SOMEBODY ELSE.
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95. TRUST ME, I USED TO BE A MAN
BEFORE I GOT MARRIED.
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96. HEY.
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97. THANKS FOR NOT PICKING ME
UP IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE.
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98. MY PARENTS ARE FREAKING OUT
ABOUT BOYS.
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99. IF MY DAD KNEW ABOUT YOU,
HE´D KILL YOU.
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100. IT´D BE WORTH IT.
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101. WHY DON´T WE BLOW OFF POETRY
CLUB AND GO FOR A DRIVE?
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102. THAT´S COOL.
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103. YOU KNOW, MY DAD SAYS
ALL GUYS ARE PIGS.
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104. WELL, MOST OF THEM ARE.
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105. IT´S A GOOD THING
YOU FOUND ME.
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106. LOOK AT THESE CHICKEN BREASTS.
THEY´RE HUGE.
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107. WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO HAVE A TALK
WITH THE CHICKENS, TOO?
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108. NO, ´CAUSE THEN I´D JUST HAVE TO
HAVE A REAL TALK
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109. WITH THEM AFTERWARDS.
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110. WAIT A SECOND.
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111. WHAT TALK DID YOU HAVE?
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112. WHAT DID YOU SAY
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113. LOOK, ANGIE, I KNOW YOU
MEANT WELL,
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114. BUT SOMEBODY HAD TO TELL
HER THE TRUTH.
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115. ALL MEN ARE PIGS, AND THEY ONLY
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116. GEORGE, WHEN YOU MAKE STUPID
GENERALIZATIONS LIKE THAT,
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117. KIDS KNOW IT´S
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118. THEN THEY JUST GO DO
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119. MY MOM USED TO TELL ME
IF I EVER KISSED A WOMAN
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120. OR TOUCHED A WOMAN,
SHE´D GET PREGNANT,
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121. AND THAT KEPT ME FROM EVER
TRYING TO TOUCH A WOMAN,
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122. AND THAT´S OBVIOUSLY BULL.
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123. SO NOW I GOTTA TALK TO CARMEN
AND FIX IT.
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124. WILL YOU GET THIS CHICKEN
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125. I CAN´T THINK WITH ALL THESE
BREASTS IN THE HOUSE!
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126. EXCUSE ME.
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127. OH, CAN I HELP YOU?
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128. GAS COMPANY.
GOTTA READ YOUR METER.
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129. MY DAD SAYS YOU SHOULD
PUT A METER ON MY BUTT.
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130. YOU´D MAKE A FORTUNE.
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131. I LIKE YOUR DAD´S SENSE OF
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132. YOUR SON´S ADORABLE.
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133. BUT HE´S NOT MY —
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134. YOU KNOW, YOU GOTTA HAVE
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135. TO BE A SINGLE FATHER
IN TODAY´S WORLD.
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136. NOT A LOT OF GUYS CAN
HANDLE IT.
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137. I´M NO HERO.
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138. I JUST KNOW WHAT´S IMPORTANT
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139. THIS LITTLE GUY.
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140. HEY, YOU KNOW, I´M NOT DUE BACK
AGAIN FOR A MONTH,
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141. BUT IF THERE´S A LEAK OR
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142. MAYBE YOU COULD CALL ME.
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143. MAYBE I WILL.
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144. YOU CAN´T BE TOO CAREFUL
WITH LEAKS.
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145. BEING A —
BEING A SINGLE FATHER AND ALL.
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146. THAT´S RIGHT.
BYE.
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147. BYE.
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148. ALL RIGHT.
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149. ERNIE, WHY´D YOU LIE LIKE THAT?
YOU´RE NOT MY DAD.
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150. THAT´S TOO BAD, ´CAUSE IF
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151. YOU COULD ALL THE ICE CREAM YOU
COULD EAT AND A $5 ALLOWANCE.
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152. MAKE IT $10.
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153. DEAL.
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154. DADDY!
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155. I´LL GET MY WALLET.
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156. HEY, THERE, MAXIMILIAN.
HOW YOU DOING?
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157. HAVE YOU BEEN WRESTLING?
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158. NO.
WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?
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159. ´CAUSE YOU´VE GOT THIS BIG
PURPLE BRUISE ON YOUR NECK.
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160. OH, MY GOD.
ADAM.
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161. YOU NAME YOUR BRUISES,
TOO?
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162. I HAVE
A SCAB NAMED STEVE.
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163. MOM AND DAD ARE IN
THE KITCHEN?
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164. OH, MY GOD!
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165. WHOA, WHOA.
HOLD UP.
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166. I WANT TO TALK TO YOU.
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167. YOU KNOW, I´M —
I´M REALLY TIRED.
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168. CAN WE DO IT LATER?
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169. NO, THIS IS IMPORTANT.
COME DOWN HERE.
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170. OKAY.
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171. OH, MAN,
IT´S SO COLD IN HERE.
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172. SO, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO
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173. LISTEN, CARMEN,
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174. I WENT A LITTLE OVERBOARD
THIS MORNING, OKAY?
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175. NOT ALL GUYS ARE PIGS.
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176. THE POPE.
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177. REGIS SEEMS FRIENDLY.
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178. CARMEN, YOUR FATHER´S RIGHT.
NOT ALL MEN ARE PIGS.
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179. GEORGE, TAKE DOWN THE HOOD.
I THINK SHE´S GOT A HICKEY.
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180. OH, MY GOD.
WHO DID THIS?
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181. NO ONE.
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182. OH, NO ONE!
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183. SO YOU JUST USED THE CORNER
ATTACHMENT ON THE HOOVER
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184. TO PROVE TO EVERYBODY
THAT A GIRL WOULD KISS YOU!
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185. WHAT? HUH?
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186. DON´T TURN THIS BACK ON ME!
WHO DID THIS TO YOU?
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187. "WHO DID THIS TO YOU?"
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188. YOU´RE MAKING IT SOUND SO
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189. WHY ARE YOU BEING
SO DRAMATIC?
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190. NO, THAT WAS SHOCK.
THIS IS DRAMATIC —
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191. YOU HAVE LOST EVERY PRIVILEGE
EXCEPT BREATHING!
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192. YOU´RE NEVER
LEAVING THIS HOUSE!
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193. I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL.
NOT ANYMORE!
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194. WE´RE HOMESCHOOLING YOU
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195. WHATEVER WE DON´T KNOW,
YOU DON´T KNOW.
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196. WHEN DID THE KOREAN
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197. I DON´T KNOW,
AND NEITHER DO YOU!
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198. WHAT THE HELL IS
THE REFORMATION?
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199. SORRY, OUT OF LUCK!
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200. GEORGE, CALM DOWN.
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201. CARMEN, COME HERE.
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202. I SWEAR TO GOD,
I WILL BREAK YOU.
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203. I WANT A NAME,
AND I WANT IT NOW.
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204. WE´RE GONNA FIND OUT
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205. NO, YOU WON´T.
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206. HEY, UH, I WALKING
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207. AND I FOUND THIS BOOK WITH
SOMEONE´S TAKE-HOME TEST IN IT,
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208. AND IT SEEMED IMPORTANT.
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209. SO I´M GOING DOOR TO DOOR TO
FIND OUT WHOSE IT IS.
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210. IS THERE
A CARMEN LO-PEEZ HERE?
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211. ANGIE, DOES THAT MORON
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212. MM-HMM.
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213. RUN, ADAM!
RUN!
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214. YOU´D BETTER RUN,
MORON.
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215. GEORGE!
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217. RACIAL PROFILING.
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221. THE CAR THAT RUNS
A RED LIGHT
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222. OR THE LATINO GUY CHASING
THE CAR YELLING "I´LL KILL YOU!"
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223. IS THAT HIS ANTENNA?
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224. YEP.
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225. YOU TOUCH MY DAUGHTER,
YOU GO BACK TO A.M., FOOL.
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226. CAN YOU BELIEVE CARMEN IS SEEING
A BOY WHO DRIVES?
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227. HIS NAME IS ADAM CONNERS.
HE´S 16.
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228. THEY MET AT THE POETRY CLUB,
AND HE´S SENSITIVE, DEEP,
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229. AND BEAUTIFUL IN A WAY
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230. APPARENTLY, HER NEW CHEST IS
STEALING BLOOD FROM HER BRAIN.
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232. I SENT HER TO HER ROOM.
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233. I TOLD HER THAT FROM NOW ON,
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234. WE´RE DRIVING HER TO
AND FROM SCHOOL
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236. YEAH, BUT WHAT ABOUT WHILE
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237. HE´S GOT A CAR
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238. THERE´S FIVE MINUTES
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239. A LOT CAN HAPPEN IN
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240. MAX HAPPENED IN FIVE
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241. FOUR.
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242. LOOK, YOU KNEW GOING IN
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243. GEORGE, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO
ABOUT CARMEN?
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244. WELL,
WE TRIED TALKING TO HER.
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245. WE TRIED YELLING AT HER.
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246. SHE THINKS SHE FOUND
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247. I GUESS OUR JOB IS TO GUIDE
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249. THIS IS GONORRHEA!
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252. OHHH!
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253. NOT SO HAPPY YOU TALKED ME INTO
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254. ARE YOU?
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255. THE RED REALLY POPS.
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256. WHAT ARE MOM AND DAD TALKING TO
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257. YOU REMEMBER COOTIES?
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258. YEAH, YOU GET THEM
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259. WELL, THEY´RE TALKING TO CARMEN
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260. WHAT MAKES THEM SUPER?
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261. HOW YOU GET ´EM.
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262. LOOK, HERE COME TWO MORE.
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263. BACK TO WORK.
BACK TO WORK, MAX.
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264. HEY, CAN YOU GIVE ME THAT
FRISBEE?
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265. ME AND MY DAD ARE
PLAYING CATCH.
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266. SURE.
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267. HEY,
WHERE´S YOUR DAD?
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268. HE DOESN´T LIVE WITH
US ANYMORE.
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269. MAX!
MAX!
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270. ARE YOU BOTHERING
THESE NICE PEOPLE?
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271. NO, HE´S NOT BOTHERING US.
HE´S ADORABLE.
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272. HI, I´M ERNIE.
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273. AND THIS IS MAX,
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274. OR AS I LIKE TO CALL HIM,
THE LIGHT OF MY LIFE.
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275. I´M CINDY,
AND THIS IS MICHELLE.
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276. HEY, IS IT OKAY IF THE KIDS
PLAY FRISBEE?
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277. SURE.
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278. THANK YOU, FATHER,
FOR DEVOTING YOUR LIFE TO ME.
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279. SINGLE PARENT?
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280. YEAH.
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281. ME TOO.
IT´S NOT EASY, IS IT?
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282. TELL ME ABOUT IT —
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283. ALL THOSE SLEEPLESS NIGHTS,
ALL THOSE DIRTY DIAPERS.
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284. MAX IS STILL IN DIAPERS?
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285. I´M TAKING CARE OF HIS
GRANDMOTHER, TOO.
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286. HEY, LOOKS LIKE THE KIDS ARE
HAVING FUN.
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287. YOU KNOW, WE JUST MOVED INTO
THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
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288. I´M SURE THAT MICHELLE WOULD
LOVE TO HAVE A PLAY DATE.
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289. GREAT!
GREAT, LET´S SET IT UP.
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290. SO, WHAT SCHOOL DOES MAX
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291. UM, ROOSEVELT... KENNEDY...
LUTHER KING ELEMENTARY MIDDLE.
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292. WELL,
WE´VE GOTTA GET GOING.
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293. CALL ME.
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294. COME ON, MICHELLE!
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295. AM I GONNA HAVE TO GO ON
A PLAY DATE, TOO?
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296. ONLY ONCE.
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297. THEN YOU GET TO GO LIVE
WITH YOUR MOM
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298. AND HER RICH NEW HUSBAND,
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299. AND I TURN TO CINDY TO
COMFORT ME.
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300. I DIDN´T KNOW YOU HAD TO LIE SO
MUCH TO BE WITH A WOMAN.
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301. MAX, IF I TAUGHT YOU ONE THING
TODAY, I´M PROUD.
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302. LOOK, HERE COME TWO MORE.
COME ON.
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303. AND THIS ONE´S NAME IS
CHLAMYDIA.
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304. HER TURN-ONS ARE IGNORANCE
AND HORNY TEENS.
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305. HER TURNOFFS ARE
ANTIBIOTICS.
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306. I CAN´T LOOK AT THESE
PICTURES ANYMORE.
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307. I GET IT. I´LL NEVER HAVE SEX
WITHOUT A CONDOM.
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308. SEE, THAT´S NOT WHAT
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309. CONDOMS CAN BREAK,
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310. AND THERE´S OTHER DISEASES YOU
CAN GET, LIKE —
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311. ANGIE, WHERE ARE MY
GENITAL HERPES?
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312. THEY SHOULD BE IN YOUR LAP.
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313. NO, I JUST GOT
CRABS HERE.
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314. LOOK, WE WERE JUST KISSING.
WILL YOU GUYS RELAX?
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315. NO, I WON´T RELAX.
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316. SOME OF THESE DISEASES
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317. I´M NOT GONNA GET A DISEASE.
I CAN CONTROL MYSELF.
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318. YEAH —
CONTROL YOURSELF.
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319. TRY THAT WITH A WINE COOLER
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320. AND SMOKEY ROBINSON
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321. GRANDMA,
YOU´RE NOT HELPING.
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322. YOU´RE RIGHT.
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323. WHAT DO I KNOW?
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324. HANG ON, MOM.
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325. TELL HER.
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326. TELL HER WHAT?
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327. TELL HER ABOUT BEING 17
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328. TELL HER HOW I RUINED
YOUR LIFE.
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329. OH, YOU DIDN´T RUIN
MY LIFE.
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330. THIS IS NO TIME TO JOKE!
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331. YOUR FATHER DIDN´T RUIN
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332. I RUINED MY LIFE.
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333. LOOK, YOU FALL IN LOVE
WITH A GUY,
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334. AND YOU THINK IT´S GONNA
LAST FOREVER.
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335. SO YOU FORGET ABOUT WHAT´S
RIGHT OR WRONG.
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336. YOU GET CAUGHT UP IN THE MOMENT,
AND YOU GO TO BED WITH HIM,
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337. AND IT´S PRETTY GOOD!
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338. MOM!
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339. I´M NOT GONNA LIE!
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340. BUT THEN HE DOESN´T TURN OUT TO
BE THE GUY YOU THINK HE IS.
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341. THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW,
HE DUMPS YOU,
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342. AND WHILE YOUR FRIENDS ARE
HANGING OUT HANGING FUN,
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343. YOU´RE ALL ALONE RAISING
A KID, WORKING TWO JOBS,
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344. UP TO YOUR STRETCH MARKS IN
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345. I GAVE UP ALL
MY PRETTY YEARS...
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346. FOR THIS.
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347. YOU READY FOR THAT?
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348. I´M NOT GONNA HAVE SEX.
I KNOW I´M NOT READY.
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349. AND YOU´RE NOT GONNA
SEE ADAM.
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350. WE DON´T WANT YOU TO
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351. ALL RIGHT.
I WON´T BE ALONE WITH ADAM.
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352. GOOD.
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353. CAN I GO NOW?
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354. I HAVE TO BABYSIT
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355. YES, YOU CAN.
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356. THANKS, MOM.
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357. CAN I GO NOW?
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358. I HAVE TO BABYSIT
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360. NOPE.
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361. IT´S ONLY GONNA GET WORSE,
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362. YEP.
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363. THERE´LL BE MORE GUYS,
MORE LIES.
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365. I THINK THEY HAD IT RIGHT
A COUPLE HUNDRED YEARS AGO.
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366. YOU GET MARRIED AT 14,
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367. HEY, GUYS.
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368. HEY, HONEY.
HOW WAS THE PARK?
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369. GOOD. I GOT ERNIE EIGHT
PLAY DATES NEXT WEEK.
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370. WHAT?
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371. THE KID IS A SINGLE-MOM
MAGNET!
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372. YOU CAN´T BE SERIOUS.
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373. COME ON, YOU CAN´T LET ALL
THAT CUTENESS GO TO WASTE!
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374. MAX HAS GOT MAYBE TWO OR THREE
ADORABLE YEARS LEFT
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375. BEFORE HE STARTS
LOOKING LIKE,
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376. YOU KNOW, YOU.
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377. GEORGE,
WILL YOU TALK TO HIM?
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378. I´M GONNA GO CHECK
ON MAX.
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379. YOU´VE BEEN USING MY SON
SO YOU CAN SCORE
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380. WITH STRANGE WOMEN
YOU MEET IN THE PARK?
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381. UH-HUH.
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382. DUDE, THAT IS BRILLIANT.
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383. HEY, LITTLE GUY.
IS YOUR DAD HOME?
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384. YEAH,
HE´S RIGHT THERE.
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385. BUT I THOUGHT HE WAS
YOUR DAD.
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386. I HAVE TWO DADS.
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387. OH.
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388. WHEN YOU SAID YOU WERE A SINGLE
DAD, I THOUGHT...
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389. I´M SORRY.
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390. I GUESS I MADE A MISTAKE
WHEN I GAVE YOU MY CARD.
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391. NO, NO.
NO, NO, NO.
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392. IT´S NOT WHAT IT
LOOKS LIKE.
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393. IT BETTER NOT BE WHAT
IT LOOKS LIKE.
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394. I WAS OUT OF TOWN FOR ONE WEEK,
AND THIS HAPPENS?
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395. YOU BETTER PICK A TEAM,
MISTER!
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396. I´LL GIVE YOU TWO
SOME PRIVACY.
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397. NO, DON´T!
WAIT!
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398. WHY CHASE AFTER THAT
WHEN YOU´VE GOT ALL THIS?
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