George Lopez 2x6

Sandra Bullock as Amy • Malcolm Wain as Alberto • Connie Ray as Debbie

Sandra Bullock, one of the executive producers of the series, reprises her role as "Accident Amy," a klutzy employee who works under George's supervision. And her bout of bad luck may continue, courtesy of George. As the new PTA secretary, Amy is charged with keeping track of candy sales when the school tries to raise funds so the students can attend a space-shuttle launch. With Amy's daughter and George's son in the same class, the parents engage in competition for sales among the ranks at the factory. But when one of the kids fails to make the quota, the only thing that is launched is a war of words between the adults. Debbie: Connie Ray.

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1. WHICH BRINGS TO 12 THE NUMBER OF HALL MONITORS

2. WE HAVE PATROLLING ON ANY GIVEN TUESDAY

3. DURING THIS LAST SEMESTER.

4. NOW, OTHER OLD BUSINESS...

5. SEE?

6. THIS IS HOW THE PTA KEEPS YOU HERE.

7. THEY KNOW WE WANT COOKIES,

8. AND THEY HOLD THEM TILL THE END OF THE MEETING.

9. THEY´RE EVIL!

10. TO SWITCH BACK TO OUR TRUSTED...

11. I´M GOING IN, ANGIE. COVER ME.

12. HEY, GEORGE. HEY, GEORGE.

13. AMY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

14. MY LITTLE KIMMY GOES HERE NOW.

15. I DIDN´T KNOW ACCIDENT AMY HAD A LITTLE ACCIDENT KIMMY.

16. WHICH ONE IS SHE?

17. SHE´S RIGHT THERE.

18. HI, HONEY!

19. OHH!

20. SWEETIE, YOU OKAY?

21. YEAH, SHE´S OKAY. SHE´S OKAY.

22. SHE´S FINE.

23. MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE ANOTHER KID JUST FOR PARTS.

24. WE´RE NOT ACCIDENT-PRONE.

25. WE´RE JUST ENTHUSIASTIC PEOPLE

26. WITH A SLIGHT DEPTH-PERCEPTION PROBLEM.

27. HEY, EVERYBODY, I´LL PAY FOR THE TABLE!

28. I´LL THROW THESE AWAY.

29. OKAY. ALL RIGHT.

30. OH, YOU´RE GOOD? OKAY.

31. OKAY.

32. OKAY, THIS IS THE LAST WEEKEND OF OUR CHOCOLATE-BAR DRIVE.

33. NOW, OUR KIDS ARE SO LOOKING FORWARD TO GOING TO FLORIDA

34. TO WATCH THE SPACE SHUTTLE LAUNCH.

35. SO GO ANYWHERE PEOPLE ARE CRAVING CHOCOLATE.

36. EXCEPT MY SON AND I HAVE DIBS ON A.A. MEETINGS.

37. WHAT DO THEY WANT FROM US?

38. THEY HAD A BAKE SALE FOR BOOKS, A WALKATHON FOR COMPUTERS,

39. AND WHAT ABOUT THAT SILENT AUCTION?

40. THAT WAS FOR EQUIPMENT FOR THE HEARING-IMPAIRED.

41. NO ONE ELSE SAW THE IRONY IN THAT.

42. GEORGE, THIS IS FOR A GOOD CAUSE.

43. I DON´T THINK SO. THIS ISN´T ABOUT EDUCATION.

44. THIS IS ABOUT SENDING 100 KIDS AND THEIR TEACHERS

45. ON A GLORIFIED VACATION TO FLORIDA.

46. BUT MAX REALLY WANTS TO GO.

47. OKAY, HOW MANY CANDY BARS DOES HE HAVE TO SELL?

48. 200. HOW MANY HAS HE SOLD?

49. 10. WE BOUGHT 10!

50. SHH! SHH! SHH! SHH!

51. HEY, MAN, TURN AROUND.

52. WE HAVE TO HELP HIM.

53. IT´S SO SAD WHEN OUR LITTLE SALESMAN TRUDGES HOME

54. WITH HIS BOX FULL OF CANDY BARS AND SAYS,

55. "I JUST NEED ONE GOOD LEAD, MOMMY.

56. JUST ONE GOOD LEAD!"

57. ALL RIGHT, I´LL TRY TO UNLOAD THEM AT WORK,

58. BUT I´LL NEED TIME TO SPREAD THE RUMOR

59. THAT THESE BARS HELP YOU PASS A URINE TEST.

60. OKAY, NOW IT´S TIME TO ELECT A NEW SECRETARY.

61. OOH! PICK ME. PICK ME.

62. YOU HAVE TO BE NOMINATED.

63. GEORGE. GEORGE.

64. Nominate me. Nominate me.

65. I NOMINATE AMY KIRKLAND!

66. WELL, CONGRATULATIONS, AMY, YOU´RE THE NEW SECRETARY.

67. NOBODY ELSE WANTS THE JOB.

68. YES! OHH!

69. DON´T WORRY. HE´S ALREADY GOT KIDS.

70. IT´S GOOD.

71. JUST COME OVER HERE.

72. IT´S GOOD.

73. HEY, ALBERTO, HELP ME OUT.

74. I´M SELLING THESE FOR MY KID´S SCHOOL TRIP.

75. YOU WANT TO BUY ONE?

76. WHAT?

77. ONE OF THESE!

78. WHAT?

79. OH, A CANDY BAR. I ALREADY BOUGHT SOME.

80. FROM WHO?

81. FROM ME.

82. HEY, GEORGE, WHERE DO YOU WANT ME TO POINT THE FAN?

83. THE A.C.´s OUT.

84. POINT IT TOWARD THE MACHINES.

85. YOU KNOW, YOUR KID SHOULD SELL HER OWN CANDY.

86. SO SHOULD YOURS.

87. HEY, THIS IS A BIG FACTORY. MAY THE BEST MAN WIN.

88. OR WOMAN.

89. OR MANAGER.

90. HEY, AMY.

91. OR... WOMAN.

92. HEY, HANDSOME. I´M SELLING CANDY.

93. WANT TO BUY SOME?

94. OH, YEAH.

95. COME BACK!

96. I´M SELLING CANDY, TOO, MAN! I´M YOUR HOMEBOY!

97. WE GO BACK, MAN! REMEMBER? YOU REMEMBER.

98. ERNESTO...

99. YOUR HAIR SMELLS GOOD.

100. HEY, SMELL MINE, TOO. I´M OCEAN FRESH.

101. HERE´S ALL THE MONEY IN MY WALLET.

102. I COULD COMPETE WITH THAT, BUT I DON´T WANT TO.

103. HMM.

104. I SHOULD GO DOWN TO SHIPPING.

105. THOSE GUYS LOVE THEIR CHOCOLATE.

106. NOT IF I GET THERE FIRST.

107. HEY, WATCH OUT FOR THE... THING THERE.

108. HEY, GRANDMA. WHAT´S UP?

109. CAN´T A GRANDMOTHER JUST VISIT HER GRANDDAUGHTER?

110. THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN MY ROOM, I WAS IN A CRIB.

111. HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY REMEMBER THAT?

112. YOU NEVER FORGET

113. THE FIRST TIME YOU SMELL NICOTINE AND COLT 45.

114. YOU KNOW, I WAS JUST WAITING TILL YOU COVERED

115. EVERY INCH OF YOUR WALLS IN STUPID POSTERS.

116. LOOK, GRANDMA...

117. I KNOW WHY YOU´RE DOING THIS.

118. I´VE HAD A ROUGH COUPLE OF MONTHS — TROUBLE AT SCHOOL,

119. MY BEST FRIEND MOVING AWAY —

120. BUT I KNOW THAT YOU CARE, AND I DON´T WANT YOU TO WORRY.

121. EVERYTHING IS GONNA BE ALL RIGHT.

122. YEAH, YEAH, THAT´S NICE, BUT THAT´S NOT WHY I´M HERE.

123. I WANT TO LOOK YOUNGER.

124. ARE YOU ASKING ME TO GIVE YOU A MAKEOVER?

125. I NEVER SAID THOSE EXACT WORDS.

126. YOU´RE NOT GONNA BE DISAPPOINTED.

127. I´VE BEEN PRACTICING ON MAX FOR YEARS.

128. HE´S A CUTE KID.

129. THANK YOU.

130. TOMORROW, 6:00.

131. YOU GOT IT.

132. OH, I CAN´T.

133. I PROMISED MRS. RENALDO I´D WHEEL HER TO THE DRUGSTORE

134. TO GET HER PRESCRIPTION.

135. BLOW HER OFF.

136. SO, HOW´D IT GO?

137. NOT GOOD. WE ONLY MADE 75 BUCKS.

138. THAT´S IT?

139. DID YOU GO TO THE RICH NEIGHBORHOODS

140. AND DO THAT GANG THING I TAUGHT YOU?

141. IT DIDN´T WORK.

142. SHOW ME HOW YOU DID IT.

143. HELLO, I´M AN AT-RISK YOUTH.

144. IF YOU BUY THESE DELICIOUS CHOCOLATE BARS,

145. YOU CAN HELP KEEP ME OFF THE STREETS

146. AND ENSURE YOUR FUTURE SAFETY.

147. PLEASE, DON´T LET ME MAKE YOU A STATISTIC.

148. HOW CAN THAT NOT WORK?

149. WELL, IT DIDN´T.

150. WAIT, WHERE´D YOU PARK THE S.U.V.?

151. OUT FRONT.

152. STUPID, STUPID, STUPID.

153. HOW´D YOU DO, DAD?

154. REMEMBER THAT STORY "THE LITTLE ENGINE THAT COULD"

155. THAT KEPT SAYING, "I THINK I CAN!

156. I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!"?

157. I NEED A NUMBER.

158. FIVE BARS.

159. I´M NEVER GOING TO FLORIDA.

160. OH, NO, THAT´S DEBBIE MICKENS WITH THE PTA

161. COMING TO COLLECT THE MONEY.

162. COLLECT THE MONEY? WHAT IS SHE, THE MOB?

163. WE´RE SUPPOSED TO HAVE $600.

164. WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? HI, DEBBIE!

165. HI, ANGIE. HI, GEORGE.

166. HEY, DEBBIE.

167. HOW´S TYLER?

168. OH, HE´S TERRIFIC.

169. HE SOLD OVER $1,000 WORTH OF BARS.

170. HE´S A NATURAL SALESMAN.

171. TOO BAD HE WANTS TO BE A DOCTOR.

172. HEY, UH, HEY, LISTEN, DEBBIE,

173. MAX WASN´T AS LUCKY AS TYLER,

174. BUT HE DID HIS BEST,

175. AND WE´RE PROUD TO PRESENT YOU WITH 120 BUCKS.

176. NO PROBLEM.

177. SELL THE CANDY LATER.

178. I DON´T WANT TO KEEP THE CANDY. I WANT TO RETURN THE CANDY.

179. WELL, THE PTA DOESN´T WANT THE CANDY.

180. WELL, I DON´T WANT THE CANDY EITHER.

181. WELL...

182. THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE SOLD IT.

183. GEORGE, LET´S JUST WRITE HER A CHECK, OKAY?

184. ANGIE, THAT´S 480 BUCKS ON TOP OF WHAT WE ALREADY BOUGHT!

185. THIS FAMILY´S GOT BIGGER PRIORITIES THEN SENDING MAX

186. TO WATCH A ROCKET LAUNCH FROM BLEACHERS 3 MILES AWAY!

187. BUT, DAD, ALL SHE WANTS IS A CHECK!

188. MAX, PLEASE.

189. IT´S JUST ONE CHECK!

190. DO YOU KNOW WHAT A CHECK IS?

191. YEAH, YOU´VE GOT A WHOLE STACK OF ´EM.

192. YOU WRITE ON IT AND PEOPLE GIVE YOU STUFF.

193. MAX, YOU JUST CAN´T WRITE A CHECK.

194. YOU HAVE TO HAVE THE MONEY TO BACK IT UP.

195. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

196. THIS GIVES ME A GREAT IDEA FOR OUR NEXT FIELD TRIP —

197. THE U.S. MINT IN WASHINGTON, D.C.

198. WHILE YOU´RE THERE, DEBBIE, GRAB 480 BUCKS,

199. ´CAUSE YOU´RE NOT GETTING IT FROM ME.

200. WELL, I´M SORRY YOU FEEL THAT WAY.

201. BYE, ANGIE.

202. BYE, MAX.

203. BYE, DEBBIE.

204. I´LL SEE YOU AT TYLER´S BIRTHDAY PARTY ON SUNDAY!

205. GEORGE, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?

206. ANGIE, PLEASE, I´M DOING THE RIGHT THING.

207. I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO GIVE YOUR KIDS

208. THE THINGS THAT YOU NEVER HAD.

209. I THOUGHT THE DAY I GOT THEM A CAR SEAT, WE WERE EVEN.

210. AM I GOING TO FLORIDA OR NOT?

211. I DON´T KNOW.

212. GEORGE, IS HE?

213. MAX, LOOK, I TRY TO GIVE YOU EVERYTHING I CAN, SON,

214. BUT SOMETIMES, IT DOESN´T WORK OUT.

215. BUT ALL MY FRIENDS ARE GOING!

216. WE WASTE MONEY ON A LOT OF OTHER THINGS.

217. WHY DOES MOM NEED A CAR? SHE DOESN´T WORK!

218. DON´T TALK TO YOUR MOTHER LIKE THAT!

219. THIS SUCKS!

220. HEY!

221. HE´S RIGHT, GEORGE, IT DOES SUCK,

222. AND DON´T EVEN THINK ABOUT SELLING MY CAR.

223. BUT, REALLY, ANGIE, WHERE DO YOU GO?

224. TO THE STORE?

225. I WAS KIDDING! MAN, YOU´RE ALREADY MAD!

226. HEY, MAX, WANT ME TO PLAY CATCH WITH YOU?

227. SURE, I´VE GOT PLENTY OF TIME.

228. I´M NOT GOING ANYWHERE, LIKE FLORIDA!

229. OHH!

230. MAX, I´M NOT DOING THIS TO HURT YOU.

231. SOMETIMES, WHEN YOU THINK SOMETHING´S WRONG,

232. YOU HAVE TO STAND UP AND SAY SO,

233. EVEN IF IT MAKES YOUR OWN SON MAD AT YOU.

234. You know,

235. Grandma keeps a lot of cash in her bra.

236. I DON´T THINK YOU´RE GETTING MY POINT.

237. AND NEVER GO IN THERE, EVEN IF YOU THINK YOU SEE GOLD.

238. HEY.

239. HEY, ANGIE.

240. YOU REMEMBER SUE PALMER, DON´T YOU?

241. ISN´T SHE ONE OF THE PTA MOMS?

242. YEP, THAT´S SUE.

243. I BUMPED INTO HER OUTSIDE THE STORE.

244. SHE HAD THIS BOX OF CANNED GOODS

245. SHE WAS GONNA GIVE TO THE HOMELESS SHELTER.

246. THEN SHE SAW ME AND SAID,

247. "I MIGHT AS WELL CUT OUT THE MIDDLEMAN.

248. HAPPY THANKSGIVING."

249. OOH! MINI RAVIOLIS!

250. GEORGE, SHE THINKS WE´RE BROKE

251. BECAUSE YOU DIDN´T GIVE THE PTA A CHECK.

252. ANGIE, SHE´S JOKING.

253. I THOUGHT SO, TOO.

254. THEN I TOLD HER I LIKED HER SWEATER AND SHE GAVE IT TO ME.

255. AND PUT A 20 IN EACH POCKET.

256. WHERE´S THE OTHER ONE?

257. DON´T YOU GET IT? I WAS HUMILIATED!

258. BUT YOU KNOW IT´S NOT TRUE.

259. BESIDES, THOSE PEOPLE DON´T EVEN KNOW WHAT POOR IS.

260. POOR IS HAVING YOUR MOM BUY ONE CHURRO FOR NINE KIDS

261. AND SAYING, "LICK IT AND PASS IT!

262. "TAKE A BITE AND SEE WHAT´S GONNA HAPPEN!

263. LICK IT AND PASS IT!"

264. THEN SHE´D FLIP IT OVER AND SAY, "LICK IT AND PASS IT!

265. WHY ARE YOU CRYING?"

266. BUT WHAT ABOUT WHEN THE OTHER KIDS START TO MAKE FUN OF MAX

267. ´CAUSE THEY THINK HE CAN´T AFFORD THE TRIP?

268. JUST WRITE THE CHECK

269. AND WE CAN GO TO THE PTA MEETING TONIGHT.

270. ALL RIGHT.

271. I DON´T WANT ANYONE MAKING FUN OF MAX,

272. BUT THIS HAS GOTTEN WAY OUT OF HAND,

273. NOT TO MENTION 500 BUCKS DOWN THE DRAIN.

274. THAT´S A MONTH OF GROCERIES, A COUPLE MONTHS OF GAS,

275. A NEW SET OF TIRES,

276. 500 ITEMS FROM THE 99-CENT STORE.

277. SIGN IT.

278. 25 ANNIVERSARY GIFTS.

279. I AM PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE OUR CANDY DRIVE WAS A SUPER SUCCESS!

280. WAIT.

281. ALMOST EVERY FAMILY MET OR EXCEEDED THEIR GOALS.

282. LET´S GIVE OURSELVES A SUPER HAND!

283. THIS IS SUPER!

284. I´M SUPER! YOU´RE SUPER!

285. STOP IT.

286. WHEN ARE YOU GONNA GIVE HER THE CHECK?

287. AFTER THE MEETING. THIS IS NOBODY ELSE´S BUSINESS.

288. THERE WERE JUST A FEW UNFORTUNATE FAMILIES

289. WHO WEREN´T ABLE TO MEET THEIR GOAL.

290. RIGHT, RIGHT, THE SAROYANS, THE O´BRIANS, AND THE LOPEZES.

291. I´M SORRY, I WASN´T SUPPOSED TO TELL EVERYBODY

292. THE NAMES OF THE POOR PEOPLE.

293. I AM STRIKING THE FOLLOWING UNFORTUNATE FAMILIES

294. FROM THE RECORD.

295. THAT WOULD BE THE SAROYANS, THE O´BRIANS, AND THE LOPEZES.

296. AND THAT WAS JUST IT, RIGHT?

297. IT WAS JUST THE SAROYANS, O´BRIANS, AND LOPEZES?

298. EXCUSE ME!

299. I´D LIKE TO INTERRUPT NOW.

300. THE CHAIR RECOGNIZES MR. LOPEZ.

301. THANK YOU FOR YOUR PITY...

302. AND CREAMED CORN...

303. BUT THERE´S BEEN A MISUNDERSTANDING.

304. THE LOPEZES CAN AFFORD TO SEND THEIR SON ON THE TRIP,

305. AND I HAVE THE CHECK RIGHT HERE.

306. OH, WELL, THANK YOU, GEORGE!

307. LET´S GIVE GEORGE A SUPER HAND!

308. THE REASON I WASN´T GONNA GIVE UP THE CHECK WAS ON PRINCIPLE.

309. THIS TRIP IS A LUXURY, NOT A NECESSITY.

310. I JUST WANT EVERYBODY TO ACKNOWLEDGE THAT.

311. I GUESS THAT ALL DEPENDS ON HOW YOU DEFINE "NECESSITY."

312. NO, IT CAN ONLY BE DEFINED ONE WAY.

313. NOBODY NEEDS TO SEE A SPACE SHUTTLE LAUNCH!

314. NOBODY NEEDS TO USE THEIR OUTDOOR VOICE.

315. I DON´T THINK YOU´RE GETTING IT, DEBBIE.

316. I DON´T MIND PAYING FOR BOOKS OR COMPUTERS

317. OR ANYTHING ELSE A KID NEEDS TO GET A GOOD EDUCATION,

318. BUT THIS IS WAY OVER THE TOP!

319. SO BEFORE I HAND YOU THIS CHECK, WE ALL HAVE TO AGREE —

320. NOBODY NEEDS TO SEE A SPACE SHUTTLE LAUNCH!

321. BUT IT IS A WONDERFUL THING TO SEE!

322. I´VE SEEN IT TWICE!

323. COME ON, REPEAT AFTER ME —

324. NOBODY NEEDS TO SEE A SPACE SHUTTLE LAUNCH.

325. GIVE... ME... THE CHECK.

326. I´M TRYING TO GIVE YOU THE CHECK, BUT YOU WON´T HELP ME!

327. GIVE HER THE DAMN CHECK AND I´LL BUY YOU A CHURRO!

328. GEORGE, IF THIS IS JUST SOME EXCUSE TO NOT GIVE ME THE CHECK,

329. WE DON´T HAVE TO GO THROUGH ALL THIS.

330. POVERTY IS NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF.

331. WHAT DID YOU SAY?

332. UM, SHE SAID, "JUST GIVE... ME... THE CHECK."

333. AND YOU SAID, WITH MURDER IN YOUR EYES,

334. "I´M TRYING TO GIVE YOU THE CHECK,

335. BUT YOU WON´T HELP ME!"

336. AND THEN SHE SAID SOME STUFF I DIDN´T CATCH.

337. IT ENDED WITH "POVERTY IS NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF."

338. AND THEN YOU SAID, "WHAT DID YOU SAY?"

339. LIKE YOU DIDN´T HEAR SOMETHING THAT NASTY,

340. WHICH I FIND REALLY HARD TO BELIEVE.

341. I HEARD!

342. LOOK, A LOT OF PEOPLE HERE ARE TIRED OF BEING SQUEEZED,

343. BUT NOBODY WANTS TO SPEAK UP BECAUSE THEY´RE WORRIED

344. EVERYBODY´S GONNA THINK YOU´RE A BAD PARENT.

345. BUT YOU´RE NOT A BAD PARENT

346. JUST BECAUSE YOU DON´T WANT TO WASTE MONEY ON A FIELD TRIP.

347. NOBODY NEEDS TO SEE A SPACE SHUTTLE LAUNCH, RIGHT, DEBBIE?

348. I´M NOT SAYING IT.

349. FINE, THEN MY KID´S NOT GOING,

350. ´CAUSE I´D RATHER BURN THIS CHECK THAN GIVE IT TO YOU.

351. GEORGE, DON´T DO THAT!

352. GEORGE! GEORGE, DON´T DO THAT!

353. STOP!

354. YOU HAVE TO BE VERY CAREFUL WITH FIRE!

355. GEORGE?

356. OKAY, WHAT CAME AFTER "I´D RATHER BURN THIS CHECK"?

357. SHE´S ON FIRE!

358. "SHE´S ON FIRE."

359. NO, IT WAS MORE LIKE —

360. SHE´S ON FIRE! SHE´S ON — AAH!

361. I HOPE I DON´T HAVE TO GET ANOTHER GRAFT.

362. I´M ALMOST OUT OF BUTT SKIN.

363. ALL RIGHT, YOU HAVEN´T TALKED TO ME THE WHOLE RIDE HOME.

364. JUST GIVE IT TO ME, OKAY?

365. OKAY, I TALKED TO SOME OF THE OTHER PARENTS

366. WHILE YOU WERE BEING INTERROGATED

367. BY THE FIRE MARSHALL,

368. AND A LOT OF THEM... FELT LIKE YOU DO

369. BUT WERE TOO AFRAID TO SAY ANYTHING.

370. YOU WERE RIGHT.

371. WHAT?

372. WHAT? I DIDN´T EXPECT THAT. SAY IT AGAIN.

373. COME ON! I DON´T HEAR IT THAT OFTEN!

374. LET ME ENJOY IT.

375. YOU WERE RIGHT.

376. OHH...

377. NOW WITH A FRENCH ACCENT.

378. YOU WERE RIGHT.

379. SHEEEOW!

380. OH, MOM, WHAT´S THE OCCASION?

381. IS YOUR PEN PAL GETTING OUT OF PRISON?

382. THAT´S NOT FUNNY! YOU KNOW HE FRIED LAST YEAR!

383. DON´T LISTEN TO HIM, GRANDMA.

384. I THINK CHARLIE´S GONNA FLIP WHEN HE SEES YOU TOMORROW.

385. CHARLIE FROM WORK, THE VENDING-MACHINE GUY?

386. YEAH. WHAT ABOUT IT?

387. MOM, HE´S MARRIED.

388. NO, HE´S NOT. HE DOESN´T WEAR A RING.

389. HE TAKES IT OFF SO IT DOESN´T GET CAUGHT IN THE MACHINE.

390. BUT HE WAS WINKING AT ME.

391. HE´S GOT A TIC!

392. WELL, HE GRABBED MY BUTT!

393. WHEN?

394. ALL RIGHT, I PUT HIS HAND THERE,

395. BUT HE TOOK HIS SWEET TIME PULLING IT AWAY.

396. NEVER MIND.

397. COME ON, CARMEN.

398. LET´S GO SCRAPE OFF THE WAR PAINT.

399. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, BENNY, YOU´RE ALL DRESSED UP.

400. YOU SHOULD GO SOMEPLACE NICE AND SHOW YOURSELF OFF.

401. THERE´S PLENTY OF OTHER GUYS OUT THERE.

402. WELL, YEAH.

403. YOU´RE RIGHT.

404. YOU KNOW WHAT?

405. I THINK I´M GONNA GO CRUISE THE HOME DEPOT

406. AND ACT LIKE I DON´T KNOW NOTHING.

407. SHEEEOW!

408. GOOD LUCK, MRS. DOUBTFIRE!

409. AND IT´S T-MINUS ONE MINUTE

410. TO THE LAUNCH OF THE SPACE SHUTTLE DISCOVERY.

411. FOLKS, YOU COULDN´T ASK FOR A MORE BEAUTIFUL DAY

412. AT KENNEDY SPACE CENTER IN FLORIDA.

413. STILL BUMMED YOU DIDN´T GO ON THE SHUTTLE TRIP?

414. NAH, I´M OKAY.

415. I LIKE IT BETTER THIS WAY.

416. I LIKE STANDING UP FOR WHAT I BELIEVE IN.

417. ARE YOU JUST SAYING THAT TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER?

418. MM-HMM.

419. T-MINUS 20 SECONDS.

420. 19...

421. 18...

422. HOLDING AT 17.

423. HANG ON, FOLKS, APPARENTLY, THERE´S A FUEL-LINE SITUATION.

424. LOOKS LIKE THEY´RE SCRUBBING THE LAUNCH.

425. THEY´RE SCRUBBING THE LAUNCH!

426. HA HA HA!

427. YEAH!

428. MAN, SEE, IF YOU WERE STUCK IN FLORIDA RIGHT NOW,

429. YOU WOULDN´T BE ABLE TO WATCH THIS.

430. NOT THAT. THIS.

431. OOH! BODY SLAM!

432. YOU GOTTA BE CAREFUL.

433. YOU ALMOST GOT SOME CULTURE THERE.

434. ONLY ONE WAY TO GET RID OF IT.

435. PULL MY FINGER.

436. MAY THE BEST MAN WIN.

437. OR WOMAN.

438. OR COMEDIAN-TURNED-SITCOM-STAR!

439. OR SEXUAL...

440. TAKE SOME MORE OF THIS, BABY. TAKE IT, TAKE IT.

441. YOU WANT THIS?

442. CAN YOU TWIRL? CAN YOU TWIRL?

443. LIMBO! CHOCOLATE LIMBO!

444. GIVE IT UP, CHOCOLATE BOY.

445. GIVE UP THE CHOCOLATE!