George Lopez 2x24

Directed by John Pasquin

Emiliano Díez as Vic Palmero • William Marquez as Manny Lopez • Amaury Nolasco as Young Manny • Maria Beck as Young Benny • Nicole Stuart as Rachel

After George's estranged father gives him a huge loan to save the family from financial ruin, George vows to visit him in Phoenix. But George's difficult personal journey becomes a family vacation when Angie insists on joining him with Benny and Max. Along the way, George reminisces about his upbringing. Meanwhile, Ernie might finally have some success with women.

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1. HEY, GEORGE!

2. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ON LADIES NIGHT?

3. JUST NEEDED SOME PEACE AND QUIET.

4. WHAT´S THAT?

5. MY DAD FOUND OUT I NEEDED MONEY,

6. SO HE SENT ME A CHECK FOR $20,000.

7. THAT´S GREAT.

8. NOW YOU CAN PAY BACK ANGIE´S COMPANY

9. FOR ALL THAT STUFF THAT BURNED UP IN THE GARAGE.

10. YEAH, IF I DON´T MIND TAKING MONEY

11. FROM A GUY WHO ABANDONED ME AND MY MOM.

12. HEY, I´LL TELL YOU WHAT THEY SAY ON "TEXAS JUSTICE."

13. JUDGE LARRY WOULD SAY, "THE MONEY´S YOURS!

14. THAT´S THE DECISION OF THE COURT! BAM!"

15. KEEP IT UP, AND YOU´LL NEVER SCORE WITH ANY WOMAN IN THIS BAR.

16. BAM!

17. HEY, GOOD LOOKIN´.

18. ANGIE, I TOLD YOU I NEEDED TO BE ALONE.

19. HEY, ERNIE, DID YOU SEE THAT BRUNETTE OVER BY THE JUKEBOX?

20. SHE WAS CHECKIN´ YOU OUT.

21. REALLY? HOW DO I LOOK?

22. NO, DON´T TELL ME.

23. I WANT TO FEEL CONFIDENT WHEN I GO OVER THERE.

24. YOU GOT ABOUT 10 SECONDS BEFORE HE FIGURES OUT YOU WERE LYING.

25. I´M GOING WITH YOU TO SEE YOUR DAD.

26. NO.

27. WHICH BRUNETTE? THE OTHER ONE.

28. BUT I WANT TO HELP YOU.

29. I NEED TO BE ALONE SO I CAN THINK ABOUT THIS ON THE DRIVE.

30. YOU SAID TO CONSIDER TAKING THE CHECK BECAUSE WE NEED THE MONEY.

31. I KNOW THAT, BUT EVERYTHING´S DIFFERENT NOW.

32. I MEAN, I DIDN´T WANT TO MEET MY DAD FOR THE FIRST TIME

33. COMING TO HIM FOR MONEY.

34. I WON´T TALK, I PROMISE. I JUST WANT TO BE THERE FOR YOU.

35. NO.

36. GEORGE, THERE´S THE FIGHTS THAT I WIN,

37. AND THERE´S THE FIGHTS THAT I LET YOU WIN.

38. THIS IS ONE OF THE FIGHTS THAT I WIN. I´M GOING.

39. IS THIS THE ONE YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT, ANGIE?

40. ´CAUSE IT´S NOT FUNNY.

41. I´M SORRY. I JUST NEEDED TO TALK TO MY HUSBAND ALONE.

42. I WOULDN´T LET HIM GO.

43. AT LEAST YOU KNOW WHAT YOU´RE GETTING WITH THOSE PANTS.

44. CARMEN, GET YOUR BUTT OFF THE COUNTER.

45. WE EAT THERE!

46. NO, DAD, WE EAT SUR LA TABLE.

47. RESPECTEZ UN PèRE.

48. MAIS REGARDEZ LE FOU!

49. IL NE SAIT PAS LE FRANAIS.

50. YOU KNOW, YOU TWO CAN TALK IN ANY LANGUAGE,

51. BUT IT ALL SOUNDS LIKE —

52. BENNY, I´M GLAD YOU´RE HERE.

53. HEY, THAT SOUNDS STRANGE, DOESN´T IT?

54. I´M GOING WITH GEORGE TOMORROW TO MEET HIS DAD IN PHOENIX.

55. WE NEED YOU TO WATCH THE KIDS FOR A DAY.

56. HELL, NO! IF HE´S GOING, I´M GOING.

57. WHY? I THOUGHT YOU NEVER WANTED TO SEE HIM AGAIN.

58. I DON´T.

59. BUT I DON´T WANT HIM TELLING YOU A BUNCH OF LIES

60. ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN US.

61. MOM, THERE´S NOTHING HE CAN SAY

62. THAT CAN CHANGE THE WAY I FEEL ABOUT YOU.

63. THANK YOU.

64. THAT´S NOT A GOOD THING.

65. I´M GOING!

66. WELL, IF BENNY´S GOING,

67. THEN THE KIDS ARE GONNA HAVE TO COME, TOO.

68. OH, I CAN´T GO.

69. OLIVIA AND I HAVE A SCIENCE PROJECT DUE MONDAY,

70. AND I WAS GONNA STAY OVER HER PLACE TOMORROW NIGHT.

71. FINE.

72. THEN IT´S JUST YOU, MAX.

73. BUT WHO´S GOING TO WATCH MR. NEEDLES?

74. WELL, HE CAN COME, TOO.

75. ANYONE ELSE, ANGIE?

76. MAYBE YOUR PARENTS WOULD LIKE TO SEE PHOENIX.

77. ´CAUSE NOW MY PAINFUL PERSONAL JOURNEY

78. HAS TURNED INTO A FAMILY VACATION.

79. OH, LET´S NOT FORGET THE CAMERA.

80. HERE´S ME WEEPING AT THE GRAND CANYON.

81. WOULDN´T IT BE BETTER TO DEAL WITH THIS

82. SURROUNDED BY ALL THE PEOPLE THAT LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU?

83. BEFORE I MARRIED YOU, MY LIFE WAS JUST FINE

84. WITHOUT LOVE AND SUPPORT. RIGHT, MOM?

85. I HARDLY KNEW YOU WERE THERE.

86. SO...

87. WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE ON LADIES NIGHT?

88. YOU´VE BEEN SITTING THERE LOOKING AT ME FOR 3 HOURS,

89. AND THAT´S WHAT YOU CAME UP WITH?

90. LOOK, UM...

91. I-I´M NOT VERY GOOD AT THIS.

92. IF YOU WENT OUT WITH ME, YOU´D SEE I´M A REALLY NICE PERSON.

93. WHAT ELSE YOU GOT?

94. SEE YA. DRIVE SAFE.

95. HEY.

96. YEAH?

97. ALL RIGHT, COME ON.

98. IT´S NICE TO BE THE NATION´S LARGEST MINORITY,

99. BUT COULDN´T WE LEAVE ON DAMNED SOUL STATION IN THE DESERT?

100. OKAY, BENNY, ONE MORE PUSH!

101. MM-HMM.

102. HERE COMES THE HEAD.

103. OH, DAMN YOU, MANNY!

104. TAKE A BEDPAN AND KNOCK ME UNCONSCIOUS!

105. IT´S HERE!

106. OH, MY GOD.

107. HE´S — HE´S BEAUTIFUL.

108. I´M NOT NURSING THAT THING!

109. AAAAAAHHH!

110. THERE´S SOMETHING WRONG WITH MR. NEEDLES.

111. LET ME SEE HIM, HONEY.

112. HE LOOKS OKAY.

113. AND HE´S NOT HUNGRY, EITHER.

114. I FED HIM SOME LICORICE AND CHEESE PUFFS.

115. OHH! OHH! OHH! OHH!

116. PASS HIM BACK BEFORE HE BLOWS.

117. OHH! OH-OH!

118. WE´LL STOP AT THE NEXT REST AREA.

119. OHH! OHH! OHH! OHH!

120. OKAY, THAT LAST ONE WAS NOT THE DOG.

121. GEORGE...

122. WHAT?

123. HAVE YOU DECIDED WHETHER OR NOT YOU´RE GONNA FORGIVE YOUR DAD?

124. HOW CAN I DECIDE ANYTHING? I HAVEN´T HAD TIME TO THINK.

125. I DON´T KNOW WHAT I´M GONNA DO.

126. MAGIC 8-BALL...

127. SHOULD MY DAD FORGIVE HIS DAD OR NOT?

128. "REPLY HAZY. TRY AGAIN."

129. MAGIC 8-BALL...

130. ASK IT SOMETHING FOR ME, MAX.

131. MAGIC 8-BALL, SHOULD MAX STOP ASKING ME QUESTIONS?

132. "IT IS CERTAIN."

133. DO IT, MAX...

134. OR RISK THE CURSE OF THOSE WHO DEFY THE MAGIC 8-BALL.

135. Magic 8-Ball...

136. should I defy you?

137. PUT IT AWAY!

138. DAD, PICK A COLOR. WHAT?

139. OH, A COOTIE CATCHER. I REMEMBER THOSE.

140. LET ME SEE THAT, MAX.

141. THOSE WERE FUN.

142. DAD!

143. MAX, PUT YOUR SEATBELT BACK ON.

144. WHEN ARE WE GONNA PULL OVER? I NEED A SMOKE.

145. I TOLD YOU TO BRING YOUR GUM.

146. I CHEWED IT ALL.

147. OKAY, HONEY, ONE MORE TIME.

148. ONE CIGARETTE...

149. TWO CIGARETTES...

150. A-POOP!

151. THREE CIGARETTES!

152. SIX-PACK?

153. OH, NO, THAT WAS YESTERDAY´S LESSON.

154. COME ON, YOU CAN DO IT.

155. CIGARETTE.

156. VERY GOOD!

157. IT´S 2:00 IN THE MORNING. WHAT´S THE KID STILL DOING UP?

158. AND WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING AROUND CIGARETTES?

159. HE WANTED TO SAY GOOD NIGHT TO HIS DADDY, BUT HE WASN´T HOME.

160. I STOPPED FOR A BEER AFTER WORK.

161. YOU KNOW WHAT I DID AFTER WORK, MANNY?

162. I TOOK THE BUS AND PICKED UP GEORGE FROM MY MOM´S.

163. THEN WE CAME HOME AND WAITED FOR YOU.

164. WE GOT KINDA BORED, SO I TAUGHT GEORGE A NEW WORD.

165. WHAT WAS THAT NEW WORD, HONEY?

166. CHEATER?

167. ONE TIME, BENNY.

168. NOW EVERY TIME I´M LATE, YOU THINK I´M WITH A WOMAN.

169. IT´S BEEN 6 HOURS, MANNY.

170. YOU´RE JUST PARANOID

171. BECAUSE THE LOPEZ MEN ARE SO GOOD-LOOKING, HUH?

172. IF YOU COULD JUST GROW INTO THAT HEAD.

173. MAN, ONE OF THESE DAYS,

174. THAT THING IS JUST GONNA SNAP RIGHT OFF.

175. YEAH, KEEP RUNNING AROUND,

176. ONE OF THESE DAYS SOMETHING OF YOURS IS GONNA SNAP RIGHT OFF.

177. DROP IT, BENNY!

178. START COMING HOME ON TIME!

179. I WOULD IF I DIDN´T HAVE TO COME HOME TO YOU!

180. SCREW YOU!

181. I´M OUT OF HERE. I´M GETTING SOME SMOKES.

182. YOU GOT SMOKES RIGHT HERE.

183. PICK ANOTHER LIE.

184. ILL STICK TO MY FIRST ONE!

185. I THINK WE JUST FLOODED A PRAIRIE DOG´S HOUSE.

186. LET´S GET OUT OF HERE.

187. LISTEN...

188. NOW THAT WE´RE ALONE, I GOT SOMETHING I WANT TO GIVE YOU.

189. WHAT IS IT?

190. IT´S A LETTER YOUR FATHER WROTE YOU WHEN YOU WERE 4.

191. YEAH.

192. WHY DIDN´T YOU EVER GIVE IT TO ME?

193. I THINK I JUST DID.

194. I´M TALKING ABOUT 32 YEARS AGO.

195. IT CAME 2 YEARS AFTER HE LEFT. YOU WERE GETTING ALONG FINE.

196. OF COURSE I WAS! YOU TOLD ME HE WAS DEAD!

197. OKAY. IF THIS IS GONNA BE A WITCH-HUNT...

198. STOP IT.

199. "DEAR GEORGE,

200. "YOU MAY BE TOO YOUNG TO UNDERSTAND,

201. "BUT YOU´RE BETTER OFF WITHOUT ME.

202. "JUST REMEMBER —

203. "I´M LEAVING YOUR MOTHER. I´M NOT LEAVING YOU.

204. LOVE, DAD."

205. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS WOULD HAVE MEANT TO ME AS A KID?

206. WHAT KIND OF MOTHER ARE YOU?

207. OH, YEAH, I RAISE YOU FOR 18 YEARS. HE WRITES YOU ONE LETTER.

208. IT´S A TIE.

209. I´M TIRED OF THIS.

210. YOU TOLD ME HE NEVER TRIED TO CONTACT ME,

211. THAT HE WAS DEAD, THAT HE NEVER HELD ME,

212. THAT EVERYBODY PAYS RENT WHEN THEY´RE 12.

213. WHERE DO THE LIES STOP, MOM?

214. RIGHT AFTER THIS.

215. HERE.

216. HE LEFT YOU THIS ST. CHRISTOPHER MEDALLION

217. FOR PROTECTION OR SOMETHING.

218. GET OUT!

219. GEORGE!

220. NO! THERE´S A GAS STATION ABOUT A MILE BACK.

221. YOU CAN WALK. GET OUT!

222. GEORGE, YOU CAN´T DO THIS.

223. THERE´S BEEN TOO MANY LIES.

224. I´M CONFUSED ENOUGH ABOUT MY FATHER, AND NOW YOU DO THIS.

225. NO, I MEAN I TOOK OUT THE CAR KEYS

226. WHILE YOU WERE WALKING MR. NEEDLES.

227. YOU REALLY CAN´T DO THIS!

228. GOT A SPARE ABOVE THE VISOR.

229. GEORGE, I´M ALL FOR DITCHING HER,

230. BUT LET´S NOT DO IT WITH MAX IN THE CAR.

231. GET IN!

232. YOU KNOW WHAT? FORGET IT!

233. I CAN HITCH IT. I´LL SHOW SOME LEG.

234. I´VE SEEN YOUR LEGS. YOU´LL DIE OUT HERE.

235. GET IN!

236. LOPEZ CONSTRUCTION. THAT´S IT.

237. DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY?

238. NOPE.

239. ANY ADVICE?

240. I DON´T KNOW HOW YOU´RE GONNA FEEL WHEN YOU SEE YOUR DAD.

241. BUT YOU´LL KNOW, AND YOU´LL SAY WHAT YOU NEED TO SAY.

242. AND THEN ON THE WAY BACK, I CAN TELL YOU WHAT YOU DID WRONG.

243. HEY, WHAT ARE SITTING HERE YAPPING ABOUT?

244. WE´RE ALL GOING IN.

245. NO!

246. I´M GOING IN. WE´RE NOT EVEN SURE HE´S IN THERE.

247. I´LL COME BACK AND GET YOU.

248. WAIT, DAD...

249. YEAH?

250. PICK A COLOR.

251. THIS IS TOTALLY DIFFERENT.

252. YOU WANT TO BE PART OF MY DECISION?

253. YEAH.

254. OKAY. RED.

255. R-E-D. NOW PICK A NUMBER.

256. 321.

257. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8...

258. YEAH?

259. WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?

260. MANNY LOPEZ?

261. YEAH.

262. DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?

263. YOU FROM THE CITY?

264. NO.

265. UNION REP?

266. I´M GEORGE LOPEZ.

267. GEORGE.

268. I WAS EXPECTING A CALL, BUT...

269. THIS IS EVEN BETTER.

270. I THOUGHT WE SHOULD TALK IN PERSON.

271. GOOD, GOOD, GOOD. SIT DOWN, SIT DOWN.

272. HOW´S YOUR MOTHER?

273. THE SAME.

274. OH, THAT´S TOO BAD.

275. MY GOD.

276. LOOK AT YOU.

277. IN MY HEAD, YOU´RE ALWAYS 2.

278. YOU AND YOUR FAMILY AROUND THE POOL.

279. IT´S A GREAT PICTURE.

280. WELL, IF YOU´RE GONNA BE AROUND FOR A WHILE,

281. WHY DON´T YOU COME HAVE A SWIM?

282. YOU KNOW, MAN, I CAN´T TAKE THIS CHECK FROM YOU.

283. BENNY CALLED AND TOLD MY WIFE YOU NEEDED THE MONEY.

284. WELL, SHE HAD NO RIGHT TO DO THAT.

285. GEORGE, COME ON. TAKE THE CHECK. WE´RE FAMILY.

286. YEAH?

287. WHY DID YOU LEAVE?

288. LOOK, THE PAST IS THE PAST.

289. WHAT´S IMPORTANT IS I CAN HELP YOU NOW.

290. I DON´T NEED YOUR HELP NOW.

291. I NEEDED A FATHER.

292. I MEAN, HOW COULD YOU LEAVE A FAMILY?

293. YOU HAD A RESPONSIBILITY.

294. I WASN´T GETTING ALONG WITH YOUR MOM.

295. IT WASN´T MUCH OF A LIFE.

296. BUT THINGS HAVE TURNED OUT FOR THE BEST.

297. YOU CAME OUT OKAY.

298. AND LOOK HOW WELL I´VE DONE FOR MYSELF.

299. YOU THINK YOU´RE A SUCCESS?

300. I DON´T CARE HOW MANY CHECKS YOU WRITE AND HOW BIG YOUR COMPANY IS.

301. YOU´RE A FAILURE.

302. AND YOU CAN´T BUY ME.

303. HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU GOT THIS COCKINESS FROM ME.

304. MAN, I DIDN´T GET ANYTHING FROM YOU

305. BUT A LETTER FULL OF EXCUSES.

306. EVEN WITHOUT A FATHER, I´M MORE OF A MAN THAN YOU´LL EVER BE.

307. THAT´S ENOUGH!

308. YOU LEFT A WOMAN SITTING IN THE LIVING ROOM WITH A KID AND NO WAY TO MAKE ENDS MEET!

309. YOU TURNED YOUR BACK ON US!

310. ARE YOU DONE? NO, I´M NOT DONE!

311. THE ONLY MISTAKE I´VE MADE

312. THAT´S FOR MY MOTHER!

313. NOW I´M DONE.

314. 297, 298...

315. SEATBELTS ON! SEATBELTS ON! GO, GO, GO, GO!

316. HE WASN´T THERE!

317. STILL THINKING ABOUT YOUR DAD?

318. ALL MY LIFE I WANTED TO SEE HIM WITH MY OWN EYES.

319. IT WAS LIKE LOOKING AT A STRANGER.

320. I´M SORRY.

321. THERE´S JUST ONE THING I WISHED I WOULD HAVE ASKED HIM.

322. WHAT´S THAT?

323. WHEN DID HE START GOING BALD?

324. HOPE WE´RE STILL LAUGHING WHEN WE´RE BANKRUPT.

325. DAD! CAN YOU HELP ME? I CAN´T GET THIS KNOT OUT.

326. SURE, SON.

327. I´M SORRY YOU DIDN´T GET ANOTHER GRANDPA LIKE YOU WANTED.

328. THAT´S OKAY.

329. BUT YOU GOT A DAD WHO LOVES YOU.

330. AND NO MATTER WHAT, I´M ALWAYS GONNA BE —

331. ANGIE, HELP YOUR SON WITH THIS!

332. FIND SOMETHING ELSE SO I CAN BE THERE FOR YOU, LIKE A BALL.

333. OKAY.

334. WOW!

335. DADDY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

336. I´M HERE TO HELP.

337. IF THAT MEANS I HAVE TO FIGHT WITH YOUR HUSBAND,

338. SO BE IT.

339. ANGIE, DID YOU ASK YOUR FATHER TO FLY OUT HERE?

340. NO.

341. SHE DIDN´T HAVE TO.

342. A FATHER KNOWS WHEN HIS DAUGHTER IS IN TROUBLE.

343. ESPECIALLY WHEN THE DAUGHTER CALLS THE MOTHER...

344. TWO TIMES A DAY...

345. AND THE MOTHER WON´T LET THE FATHER SLEEP.

346. WHAT DO YOU WANT, VIC?

347. I WANT YOU TO TAKE A CHECK FOR $17,000 FROM ME.

348. NOW LET´S FIGHT.

349. OH, I´VE BEEN WAITING TO KICK YOUR BUTT FOR 16 YEARS.

350. I WILL BE CALLING YOU "FIDEL" AS I WHIP YOU.

351. IS THIS SOME KIND OF HAND OUT?

352. NO. IT´S A LOAN.

353. OKAY.

354. BUT I´M PAYING YOU INTEREST.

355. I DON´T WANT INTEREST.

356. THEN WE CAN FIGHT OVER THAT.

357. AND I WILL BE CALLING YOU "BENNY" AS I WHIP YOU.

358. OKAY, OKAY. THANK YOU, POP. THANK YOU.

359. ONE CONDITION —

360. I DON´T EVER WANT TO HEAR YOU SAY

361. I CAN´T TAKE CARE OF MY FAMILY.

362. I WORKED TOO HARD TO GET YOUR RESPECT.

363. GEORGE...

364. A MAN WHO PUTS HIS FAMILY BEFORE HIS PRIDE...

365. IS SOMEONE I´LL ALWAYS RESPECT.

366. THANKS, DAD.

367. OH. NOW I´M YOUR DADDY!

368. I SUPPOSE YOU WANT ME TO CHANGE YOUR DIAPIE.

369. MAN!

370. DON´T YOU WALK AWAY FROM ME, SON!

371. YOUR FATHER IS TALKING TO YOU!

372. ALL RIGHT, MOM.

373. WE´RE ALL ALONE. LET´S CLEAR THE AIR.

374. ARE THERE ANY MORE LIES I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT?

375. YES.

376. WHAT?

377. WELL, THERE´S A BUNCH OF THINGS.

378. BUT I´M GONNA SPACE THEM OUT

379. SO I WON´T LOOK LIKE SUCH A BAD PERSON.

380. I TOLD MANNY I HIT HIM FOR YOU.

381. REALLY?

382. THAT IS THE FIRST GIFT YOU EVER GAVE ME

383. THAT I ACTUALLY WANTED!

384. TELL ME ABOUT IT.

385. I HIT HIM ONCE, AND HE WENT DOWN.

386. PAINT A PICTURE FOR ME.

387. THERE WAS BLOOD IN THE CORNER OF HIS MOUTH.

388. OH, GEORGE!