George Lopez 2x22

Directed by Joe Regalbuto

Jack Blessing as Jack Powers • Mel Rodriguez as Frank • Mark Tymchyshyn as Mel Powers • Hilary Duff as Stephanie • Mary K. DeVault as Woman #1

George has to fill out employee evaluations, and doesn't know what to put for Ernie. He puts all 9's when his mom tells him it is because they are trying to figure out who to layoff. It turns out they were making the top 4 team leaders, and that's Ernie. George wants to take it, because he knows Ernie can't handle it, but he doesn't know if he can do it, when Ernie tells him how much he really wants it; Angie learns how to sell makeup products.

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1. COME ON! THAT WASN´T A FOUL!

2. GOD, IT´S NOT LIKE WHEN WE USED TO PLAY BASKETBALL, HUH?

3. NO BLOOD, NO FOUL.

4. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? THE ONLY TIME THERE WAS BLOOD

5. WAS WHEN THE COACH THREW A ROCK AT YOU

6. TO GET YOU OFF THE COURT.

7. HEY, I COULD´VE BEEN PRO

8. IF I WAS A LITTLE BIT FASTER AND A LITTLE BIT TALLER

9. AND MAYBE A LITTLE BIT MORE COORDINATED.

10. WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO NOW?

11. HEY, MAN, YOU GOTTA GO. I GOTTA FINISH

12. THESE EMPLOYEE EVALUATIONS.

13. OH, YEAH, EVALUATIONS. HEY, WHAT´D YOU SAY ABOUT ME?

14. LET´S SEE. ERNESTO CARDENAS —

15. "HE´S PUNCTUAL, HARDWORKING, LOYAL, GOOD WITH KIDS,

16. "AND ONLY OCCASIONALLY MESSES IN THE HOUSE."

17. HEY, DON´T WRITE THAT.

18. IT´S OKAY. I ALSO SAID YOU GOT INTELLIGENT EYES

19. AND A SHINY COAT.

20. FINE, DON´T TELL ME.

21. DON´T WORRY ABOUT IT, BROTHER. I GOT YOU COVERED.

22. OH, HEY, YOU DROPPED YOUR KEYS.

23. OH.

24. HA HA. THEY´RE IN YOUR HAND.

25. GOOD BOY.

26. GEORGE, I GOT IT. I THOUGHT OF THE PERFECT JOB

27. TO HELP PAY FOR CARMEN´S PRIVATE SCHOOL.

28. IT´S SOMETHING THAT I LOVE TO DO, I´M GOOD AT,

29. AND I´VE BEEN DOING IT SINCE I WAS 16.

30. WHOA, HONEY, WE´RE NOT THAT DESPERATE.

31. I´M TALKING ABOUT MAKEUP. CARMEN, COME DOWN HERE!

32. I SHOULD BE SELLING BEAUTY PRODUCTS.

33. I´M REALLY GOOD AT MATCHING COLOR TO SKIN TONE.

34. LOOK AT CARMEN.

35. WOW... ANGIE, SHE LOOKS GREAT.

36. SHE CAN´T LEAVE THE HOUSE LOOKING LIKE THAT,

37. BUT SHE LOOKS GREAT.

38. WELL, WHAT´S THE POINT OF LOOKING GREAT

39. IF I CAN´T LEAVE THE HOUSE?

40. BECAUSE I WORRY ABOUT YOU.

41. HONEY, WHEN YOU WERE BORN, I HELD YOU IN MY ARMS

42. AND I LOOKED AT YOU, AND I SAID TO MYSELF,

43. THAT IS ONE UGLY BABY.

44. NO BOY´S GOING TO WANT TO GO NEAR THAT.

45. SO ARE YOU SAYING I´M TURNING INTO A BEAUTIFUL YOUNG WOMAN?

46. YOU GOT YOUR WORDS, I GOT MINE. OFF WITH YOU.

47. HI, DAD.

48. WHY IS MY SON WEARING MAKEUP?

49. I WANTED TO PRACTICE ON SOMEBODY

50. WITH A DIFFERENT COLORING THAN CARMEN.

51. PLUS, I´VE GOT GREAT CHEEKBONES.

52. OH.

53. YOU KNOW, I SAW THIS COMING WHEN HE WAS SIX MONTHS OLD

54. AND REACHED FOR MY EARRINGS.

55. COME ON, MAX, LET´S WASH THE MAKEUP OFF.

56. HEY, MOM, YOU CAN´T STAY HERE. I´M DOING EMPLOYEE EVALUATIONS.

57. OOH, YOU´RE DOING THEM THIS EARLY?

58. THAT´S NOT GOOD. WHY NOT?

59. WELL, BECAUSE EVERY TIME THEY DO EARLY EVALUATIONS,

60. IT´S TO FIGURE OUT WHO THEY´RE GOING TO LAY OFF.

61. THE POWERS BROTHERS NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT LAYOFFS.

62. OH, THEY KNOW THAT IF THEY TOLD YOU,

63. YOU WOULD GIVE EVERYONE GOOD EVALUATIONS

64. BECAUSE YOU CARE ABOUT YOUR EMPLOYEES.

65. PANSY.

66. I CAN BE TOUGH WHEN I NEED TO BE.

67. I GAVE ERNIE A COUPLE OF 6s.

68. I BETTER MAKE THOSE 9s.

69. GEORGE, WE READ YOUR EVALUATIONS,

70. WE MADE SOME TOUGH DECISIONS.

71. LISTEN, GUYS, I HAVE TO TELL YOU,

72. I THINK LAYOFFS ARE A BAD IDEA.

73. WHAT, WE´RE NOT LAYING ANYBODY OFF.

74. NO, IN FACT, WE NEED TO SPEED UP PRODUCTION

75. TO MEET THE DEADLINE FOR THE BLACKWELL PROJECT.

76. WE´RE MAKING FOUR PEOPLE TEAM LEADERS.

77. SO WE ARE PROMOTING CHARLIE MORRIS,

78. LATISHA HARRIS, BUDDY PALMER, AND ERNESTO CARDENAS.

79. TEAM LEADER — ERNIE?

80. YEAH, YOU GAVE HIM ALL 9s.

81. HE DESERVES TO BE LEADING A TEAM.

82. YOU KNOW, IT´S FUNNY. ALL THIS TIME, WE THOUGHT HE WAS JUST

83. THE BOOB AT THE COMPANY PICNIC WHO EATS ALL THE PIES.

84. SO, WHO ARE THEY FIRING?

85. IF IT´S CRAZY CARLOS, I´M NOT COMING IN TOMORROW,

86. BECAUSE HE´S A SHOOTER.

87. THEY´RE NOT FIRING ANYBODY, THEY´RE MAKING FOUR PEOPLE

88. TEAM LEADERS, AND ONE OF THEM IS ERNIE.

89. ERNIE? WELL, HE CAN´T LEAD A FLY TO DOG POOP.

90. WELL, I GAVE HIM A GOOD EVALUATION

91. BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME THERE WERE GOING TO BE FIRINGS.

92. MAN, I SHOULD´VE KNOWN BETTER THAN TO LISTEN

93. TO THE WOMAN WHO SAID THAT THE TOOTH FAIRY

94. AND SANTA CLAUS SHOT EACH OTHER,

95. SO DON´T EXPECT ANYTHING THIS YEAR.

96. WELL, YOU CAN´T LET ERNIE BE A TEAM LEADER.

97. NOBODY´S GOING TO TAKE ORDERS FROM THAT CLOWN,

98. ESPECIALLY HIS TEAM. THEY´RE TOUGH.

99. HEY, REMEMBER WHEN BOBBY LOST HIS HAND

100. AND THEY KEPT PASSING IT AROUND AND HIGH-FIVING IT?

101. WELL, I GOTTA TALK TO ERNIE BEFORE THE POWERS BROTHERS DO.

102. MAYBE I CAN CONVINCE HIM NOT TO TAKE THE JOB.

103. WHO KNOWS? HE PROBABLY DOESN´T WANT IT, ANYWAYS.

104. WHOO-HOO!

105. THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE!

106. I´M TEAM LEADER, I´M TEAM LEADER,

107. I´M TEAM LEADER, I´M TEAM LEADER!

108. MAX, CAN YOU GET THAT?

109. ALL RIGHT!

110. HI THERE.

111. MOM, THERE´S A GIRL WHO LOOKS LIKE ONE OF CARMEN´S FRIENDS,

112. BUT CARMEN DOESN´T HAVE ANY FRIENDS!

113. HI, CAN I HELP YOU?

114. YES, I´M STEPHANIE, FROM LA MARIE COSMETICS.

115. I´M HERE TO TRAIN ANGIE LOPEZ.

116. I´M ANGIE. COME ON IN.

117. EXCUSE ME FOR ASKING, BUT, UH,

118. HOW OLD ARE YOU?

119. I´M 42, BUT I´VE BEEN USING LA MARIE REJUVENATING CREAM

120. FOR, LIKE, THAT LAST 20 YEARS.

121. YOU´RE ALREADY SELLING.

122. COME ON, WHY DON´T WE GO TO THE KITCHEN

123. WHERE IT´S QUIETER, HMM?

124. ALL RIGHT, WHY DON´T WE JUST JUMP RIGHT IN HERE,

125. AND YOU CAN TRY YOUR SALES PITCH OUT ON ME?

126. OKAY.

127. UM...

128. WELL, STEPHANIE, THANK YOU FOR COMING TO MY LA MARIE PARTY.

129. I KNOW YOU´RE NOT LOOKING FOR BANANAS,

130. ´CAUSE WE DON´T SELL BANANAS.

131. YOU MUST BE LOOKING FOR MAKEUP.

132. SO WHAT CAN I DO YOU FOR?

133. OKAY. YOU SUCK.

134. LET´S JUST TALK ABOUT THE PRODUCTS ONE BY ONE.

135. OKAY.

136. YOU KNOW WHAT? I NOTICE

137. THAT YOU HAVE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL EYES.

138. THANK YOU.

139. IF WE COULD JUST DO SOMETHING ABOUT THOSE CROW´S FEET

140. AND THOSE WORRY LINES...

141. CROW´S FEET AND WORRY LINES?

142. ALL RIGHT, SEE WHAT I DID THERE?

143. IT´S CALLED A GIVE AND TAKE. I GIVE YOU A COMPLIMENT,

144. AND THEN I TAKE IT AWAY BY POINTING OUT A FLAW.

145. WHEN WOMEN FEEL INSECURE, THEY´RE MORE LIKELY TO BUY.

146. THAT´S NOT IN THE MANUAL.

147. NEXT THURSDAY IS YOUR VERY FIRST MAKEUP PARTY.

148. HERE AT THE HOUSE, OKAY? NOW LET ME JUST RUN TO THE CAR

149. AND GET SOME OF THE NEW PRODUCTS THAT WE´RE PUSHING.

150. OH, GEORGE, THIS IS MY LA MARIE SUPERVISOR.

151. STEPHANIE, THIS IS MY HUSBAND GEORGE.

152. HI, GEORGE. HI.

153. I CAN TELL YOU´RE A VERY HARD-WORKING MAN,

154. BY THE BAGS UNDERNEATH YOUR EYES.

155. YOU SHOULD TRY OUR LA MARIE CUCUMBER MAN MASK.

156. YOU KNOW, THANKS, BUT I´M MARRIED.

157. I DON´T GIVE A CRAP HOW I LOOK.

158. HA HA.

159. YOU´RE IN A GOOD MOOD.

160. I GOT A BIG PROBLEM AT WORK.

161. THEY MADE ERNIE TEAM LEADER.

162. WHOSE SCREWUP WAS THAT?

163. MINE. I GAVE HIM TOO GOOD AN EVALUATION.

164. GEORGE, HE´S NOT A LEADER. WHAT HAPPENS IF HE DOES A BAD JOB?

165. HIS LINE WILL FALL BEHIND.

166. OH, GREAT, AND THEN HE´LL LOOK BAD,

167. AND YOU´LL LOOK BAD FOR RECOMMENDING HIM.

168. AND YOU´LL LOOK BAD FOR MARRYING ME.

169. I´M NOT GOING DOWN ALONE, ANGIE.

170. GEORGE, YOU HAVE TO TELL HIM

171. IT WAS A MISTAKE.

172. EVEN THOUGH HE´S YOUR BEST FRIEND,

173. YOU ARE THE MANAGER.

174. YOU HAVE GOT TO MAKE THE HARD DECISIONS,

175. NO MATTER HOW MUCH IT HURTS HIM.

176. HEY, GUYS. ERNIE!

177. CONGRATULATIONS, TEAM LEADER!

178. WE ARE SO PROUD OF YOU!

179. MAN, TEAM LEADER — ISN´T THAT SOMETHING, GEORGE?

180. HEY, DID YOU EVER THINK WE´D BOTH BE MANAGEMENT?

181. NO.

182. HEY, LISTEN, ERNIE,

183. IT´S A TOUGH JOB, MAN, AND...

184. MAYBE NOT EVERYONE´S GOING TO SEE YOU AS A TEAM LEADER.

185. AND THAT´S WHY IT MEANS SO MUCH THAT YOU DID.

186. GEORGE, ALL THIS TIME, I THOUGHT I WAS HAPPY

187. WITH BEING JUST ANOTHER WORKER.

188. BUT THEN YOU MOVED UP, AND I STARTED TO REALIZE

189. MAYBE I COULD DO MORE WITH MY LIFE.

190. GEORGE, I WANT THIS.

191. I CAN DO THIS.

192. I´M NOT GOING TO DISAPPOINT YOU.

193. I´M GOING TO KICK SOME ASS FOR YOU, MAN!

194. THAT´S WHAT A TEAM LEADER DOES.

195. HE KICKS BUTT AND CRIES ALL OVER HIS BOSS.

196. THAT´S RIGHT, LET IT ALL OUT.

197. GEORGE, I NEED FOR YOU TO SIGN OFF ON MY INSPECTION FORMS.

198. NOT NOW, MOM, I´M BUSY.

199. WELL, HOW FAR BEHIND ARE YOU?

200. LET ME SEE. TODAY´S TUESDAY. IF I WORK 12 HOURS A DAY,

201. SIX DAYS A WEEK...

202. THE AVERAGE MAN LIVES TO BE 74...

203. I´M LATINO. MAKE THAT 71.

204. I´M MARRIED. 70.

205. YOU´RE STILL ALIVE. MAKE THAT 54.

206. SO YOU´RE REALLY GOING TO LET ERNIE BE TEAM LEADER?

207. HE´LL BE FINE, MOM.

208. HE´LL BE FINE? LOOK AT MR. TEAM LEADER.

209. THEY´RE PLAYING KEEP-AWAY WITH HIS CLIPBOARD.

210. WELL, IT´S HIS RESPONSIBILITY. HE´S GOT TO CONTROL HIS TEAM.

211. HE´S ON HIS OWN NOW.

212. I´M NOT GOING TO FIX THIS LIKE WHEN HE WAS A KID.

213. HE´S AFRAID OF THE DARK! COME ON!

214. HEY, STOP SPINNING THE TEAM LEADER!

215. IT´S OKAY, GEORGE. THEY WERE JUST HAZING THE NEW BOSS.

216. YOU KNOW, ERNIE, THEY WANT YOU DOWN IN H.R.

217. TO DO YOUR PAPERWORK.

218. OKAY. YEAH, I WANT YOU GUYS ON YOUR MACHINES.

219. WE´RE GOING TO HAVE A HARD DAY´S WORK.

220. WE´RE GOING TO GIVE IT 110%.

221. BECAUSE WHO MAKES THE BEST REAR AXLE

222. STABILIZER STRUTS IN THE BUSINESS?

223. BOEING.

224. WELL, WHO MAKES THEIR CHEAP KNOCKOFFS?

225. WE DO! ALL RIGHT!

226. LISTEN UP, WE GOT A BIG DEADLINE TO MEET.

227. SO I HAVEN´T GOT TIME FOR YOU GUYS TO SCREW AROUND WITH ERNIE.

228. SO AS FAR AS YOU´RE CONCERNED, I´M YOUR TEAM LEADER,

229. AND ERNIE´S YOUR CHEERLEADER, OKAY?

230. YOU CAN LISTEN TO HIS PEP TALKS,

231. BUT IF YOU´VE GOT A PROBLEM, YOU COME TO ME.

232. AND ALL THIS IS OFF THE RECORD, OKAY?

233. I DON´T WANT HIM TO KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS.

234. HEY, H.R. WAS CLOSED, SO I´M GOING TO GO BACK LATER.

235. WHY IS EVERYBODY STANDING AROUND?

236. COME ON, YOU SHOULD BE ON YOUR MACHINES, LET´S GO!

237. AND I THINK THIS LA MARIE CONCEALER

238. WOULD MATCH YOUR SKIN TONE PERFECTLY.

239. I DON´T USUALLY WEAR CONCEALER.

240. OH.

241. YOU KNOW, I JUST NOTICED YOU HAVE SUCH GREAT

242. BONE STRUCTURE.

243. IT ALMOST DRAWS THE ATTENTION AWAY

244. FROM THAT SUN DAMAGE ON YOUR CHEEKS.

245. I HAVE SUN DAMAGE?

246. WELL, HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE GOING TO BE THIS CLOSE TO YOU?

247. I´D LIKE TO HAVE A BOYFRIEND...

248. I´M SORRY, ANGIE. I KINDA HAVE TO BE SOMEPLACE.

249. I JUST WANTED TO LOOK AT LIPSTICKS.

250. OH, GREAT. A NICE DARK RED

251. WILL REALLY PULL THE MEN´S EYES OUT

252. FROM ALL THAT LOOSE SKIN UNDER YOUR CHIN.

253. YOU NOTICED THAT?

254. I LOST 150 POUNDS, BUT...

255. I CAN´T DO ANYTHING ABOUT THE LOOSE SKIN.

256. OH, MY GOD, I´M SO SORRY. YOU´RE FINE.

257. LOOK, I´M JUST MAKING THINGS UP

258. BECAUSE MY DAUGHTER HAD TO LEAVE PUBLIC SCHOOL

259. BECAUSE THE GIRLS WERE CALLING HER A WHORE.

260. SO WE HAD TO PUT HER IN AN EXPENSIVE PRIVATE SCHOOL,

261. AND THAT´S WHY I TOOK THIS JOB.

262. SO YOU GUYS DON´T HAVE TO BUY ANYTHING IF YOU DON´T WANT.

263. WE ALL HAVE LOOSE SKIN.

264. LOOK, I SWALLOWED A PENCIL.

265. I DIDN´T KNOW ABOUT YOUR DAUGHTER.

266. I´LL TAKE SOME LIPSTICK.

267. GOD, ANGIE, WHY DIDN´T YOU JUST SAY YOU NEEDED THE MONEY?

268. I´LL TAKE TWO EMERGENCY KITS.

269. MY SISTER´S A DOG.

270. THANK YOU SO MUCH.

271. WHY DON´T YOU GUYS CHECK OUT THE REST OF MY INVENTORY

272. IN THE KITCHEN, HUH?

273. THANK YOU, YEAH, THANK YOU.

274. YOUR SYMPATHY MEANS SO MUCH TO ME!

275. AND YOU, MISSY,

276. I AM NOT GOING TO PREY ON WOMEN´S INSECURITIES

277. JUST TO MAKE A BUCK.

278. I´M GOING TO USE PITY. IT WORKS FOR ME.

279. WELL, YOU KNOW, THAT´S NOT GOING TO WORK ON EVERYONE.

280. BUT IT HAS TO.

281. IF I CAN´T PAY BACK THE LOAN,

282. WE´RE GOING TO HAVE TO TAKE MY DAUGHTER OUT

283. OF PRIVATE SCHOOL, AND WE´RE GOING TO HAVE TO GIVE UP

284. THE SPECIAL TUTORS FOR MY DYSLEXIC SON,

285. AND WE COULD STILL LOSE THE CAR, EVEN THE HOUSE...

286. EVERYTHING.

287. OH, MY GOD, I´M SO SORRY...

288. I HAD NO IDEA THAT —

289. YOU´RE LYING.

290. AM I?

291. OR AM I JUST THAT PATHETIC?

292. GEORGE.

293. YOU WON´T BELIEVE IT. I SOLD SO MANY COSMETICS TODAY.

294. I´M ORDERING MORE INVENTORY.

295. OH, MY GOD. WHAT IS ALL THAT?

296. WELL, THE GEORGE THAT DOES ERNIE´S JOB IS DONE FOR THE DAY.

297. THIS IS ALL THE CRAP THAT THE GEORGE WHO DOES GEORGE´S JOB

298. STILL HAS TO DO TONIGHT.

299. I´M GLAD I´M NOT HIM.

300. WELL, WE DID TALK ABOUT THIS.

301. ARE YOU READY TO HEAR IT?

302. ALL RIGHT, LET ME GET A BEER.

303. READY NOW?

304. OH, CAN I GET COMFORTABLE?

305. NOW?

306. DANCE IT FOR ME.

307. I TOLD YOU SO, I TOLD YOU SO,

308. I TOLD YOU SO.

309. YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU DO IT LIKE THAT,

310. I ALMOST ENJOY BEING WRONG.

311. DON´T EXPECT A DANCE EVERY TIME YOU´RE WRONG.

312. I DON´T HAVE THAT KIND OF ENERGY.

313. HEY, ERNIE, WHAT´S UP?

314. OH, NOTHING. I JUST WENT TO HAVE SOME BEERS

315. WITH FRANK AND THE GUYS.

316. OH, YEAH, HOW MANY BEERS DID FRANK HAVE?

317. OH, LET ME SEE, UH...

318. 2, 4, 6, 8, WHO DON´T YOU APPRECIATE?

319. LOOK, LOOK, ERNIE —

320. A CHEERLEADER? GEORGE, YOU TOLD THE GUYS

321. I WAS ONLY A CHEERLEADER.

322. HOW COULD YOU BETRAY ME LIKE THAT?

323. WELL, THE GUYS WEREN´T SUPPOSED TO TELL YOU.

324. I CAN´T BELIEVE YOU WENT BEHIND MY BACK LIKE THAT.

325. IF YOU DIDN´T THINK I WAS GOOD ENOUGH TO BE A TEAM LEADER,

326. THEN WHY THE HELL DID YOU RECOMMEND ME?

327. IT WAS A MISTAKE.

328. LOOK, MAN, YOU´RE TOO NICE A GUY TO BE A TEAM LEADER.

329. I WAS JUST TRYING TO PROTECT YOU.

330. SINCE WHEN HAVE I NEEDED YOU TO PROTECT ME?

331. HOW ABOUT OUR ENTIRE CHILDHOOD?

332. ERNIE, I SAVED YOUR BUTT, LIKE, A THOUSAND TIMES, MAN.

333. EVERYBODY TOOK ADVANTAGE OF YOU —

334. BULLIES, GIRLS...

335. REMEMBER THAT SPECIAL NEEDS KID YOU ENDED UP PUSHING AROUND

336. IN A WHEELCHAIR IN HIGH SCHOOL?

337. YEAH? WHEN I FOUND OUT HE WAS FAKING IT,

338. I BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF HIM!

339. SO HE WASN´T SPECIAL NEEDS?

340. WELL, HE WAS DEAF.

341. YOU BEAT UP A DEAF GUY?

342. FOR YOU, ERNIE, FOR YOU!

343. WELL, I´M AN ADULT NOW.

344. STOP TREATING ME LIKE A BABY BROTHER,

345. AND LET ME SINK OR SWIM ON MY OWN.

346. SO YOU THINK YOU CAN MOTIVATE YOUR GUYS

347. TO MEET THE BLACKWELL DEADLINE?

348. YEAH.

349. HOW?

350. FIVE SIMPLE WORDS —

351. PIZZA PARTY AT THE ZOO.

352. YOU KNOW, IT WAS A CRAPPY IDEA ON PROM NIGHT,

353. AND IT´S A CRAPPY IDEA NOW.

354. HEY, I´M GOING TO DO THIS.

355. AND YOU KNOW WHAT? AFTER I PULL THIS OFF,

356. I WANT YOU TO DRESS UP AND BE MY CHEERLEADER...

357. AT A TIME AND PLACE OF MY CHOOSING.

358. ALL RIGHT. AND WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU DON´T PULL IT OFF?

359. I WILL RUN AROUND THE FACTORY THREE TIMES NAKED.

360. WELL, WHO WINS THERE, ERNIE?

361. OKAY, TEAM LEADERS, TOMORROW, WE SHIP TO BLACKWELL.

362. I´LL NEED THOSE STATUS REPORTS.

363. HEY, GEORGE, WHERE THE HELL IS ERNIE?

364. I DON´T KNOW.

365. BUT WE NEED HIS REPORT NOW, GEORGE.

366. OKAY, GUYS, LISTEN, ERNIE´S REPORT ISN´T IN,

367. AND I TAKE FULL RESPONSIBILITY FOR THIS. I RECOMMENDED HIM.

368. WHEN ERNIE LOOKS BAD, I LOOK BAD,

369. AND WHEN I LOOK BAD, ANGIE LOOKS BAD.

370. SO LET´S FOCUS ON HER.

371. I, UH, SORRY WE´RE LATE. HEY, UH, GUESS WHERE WE WERE.

372. I´M THINKING KNEE-DEEP IN BOURBON.

373. NO, THE ZOO. WE MET OUR DEADLINE EARLY,

374. SO I TOOK MY TEAM OUT FOR A PIZZA PARTY.

375. WE THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE STUPID,

376. BUT IT WAS ACTUALLY FUN. ALTHOUGH, EATING PIZZA

377. UNDERNEATH THE BIRD SHOW WAS ACTUALLY PRETTY STUPID.

378. YEAH.

379. OH, UH, I HOPE ALL THE OTHER TEAM LEADERS

380. MET THEIR DEADLINES?

381. YEP, THEY ALL DID.

382. OKAY, BUT DID THEY SEE A BABY RHINO BEING BORN?

383. I DON´T THINK SO.

384. GOOD WORK, ERNIE. WELL DONE.

385. THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

386. CONGRATULATIONS, MAN.

387. HOW´D YOU DO IT?

388. REMEMBER A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO,

389. I GOT SWITCHED OVER FROM THE LATHE TO THE PUNCH PRESS?

390. AND I WANTED TO PROVE MYSELF, SO I WORKED HARDER.

391. I FIGURED IF I SWITCHED ALL MY GUYS TO NEW MACHINES,

392. THEY´D WORK HARDER, TOO.

393. WELL, I´M PROUD OF YOU.

394. AND YOUR ELEPHANT LOOKS PRETTY HAPPY, TOO.

395. HA HA HA HA!

396. HEY!

397. WE´RE NOT DONE, GEORGE.

398. HEY, PAUL, CORNER POCKET.

399. HA HA HA!

400. HEY, GEORGE. YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT.

401. COME ON.

402. A BET´S A BET.

403. READY...

404. OKAY!

405. ALL RIGHT, NOBODY GIVES ME ANY CRAP,

406. BUT YOU CAN BUY ME DRINKS.

407. YOU READY TO HEAR IT?

408. NO, WAIT, LET ME GET A BEER.

409. YOU READY NOW?

410. LET ME GET COMFORTABLE.

411. NOW?

412. DANCE IT FOR ME.

413. YOU TOLD ME SO, YOU TOLD ME SO,

414. YOU TOLD ME SO.