George Lopez 2x21

Carmen's friend is over to study and wants to change out of her dress. When Max hars this, he pulls aposter off his wall to reaveal a hole. He looks through but Carmen sees him and sprays perfume in his eyes. George shrugs it off and tells Max not to do it again. Carmen gets revenge though by taking a picture of Max sleeping with a stuffed animal. This leads Max to bebeaten up at school. While getting stitches, George and Carmen argue and Carmen says George loves Max more. George comes to realize that maybe that is true since he doesn't understand Carmen as well, so he sets off to spend some quality time with her.

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1. OKAY, I´M HERE. HAVE YOU FOUND CARMEN YET?

2. NO, AND I´M WORRIED SICK.

3. IT´S HER FIRST DAY AT A NEW SCHOOL.

4. SHE SHOULD HAVE BEEN HOME AN HOUR AGO.

5. COME ON, IT´S AN HOUR.

6. SHE´S GOT NO MONEY. SHE´S GOT NO FRIENDS.

7. SHE´S PROBABLY WALKING AROUND THE MALL CRYING.

8. GEORGE, SHE´S THE NEW KID IN CLASS.

9. SHE´S PROBABLY DEPRESSED.

10. SHE SHOULD BE HERE AT HOME WHERE WE CAN SUPPORT HER.

11. LET´S SAY SHE DID HAVE A BAD DAY — THE WORST OF HER LIFE.

12. SHE´S GONNA COME HOME.

13. SHE´S GONNA TELL US ALL HER WORRIES AND ALL HER FEARS.

14. ISN´T IT BETTER TO LET THE HOT-DOG-ON-A-STICK PEOPLE

15. DEAL WITH THE FIRST FIVE MINUTES OF, "SCHOOL! HAIR! BOYS!

16. NOBODY LIKES ME!"

17. DAD, HOW COME YOU´RE HOME?

18. YOUR MOM´S WORRIED

19. THAT CARMEN´S NOT GONNA MAKE ANY FRIENDS AT ALLENDALE,

20. AND THE KIDS ARE GONNA HARASS HER LIKE AT HER OLD SCHOOL.

21. WHAT IF ALL THE KIDS LIKED HER AND EVERYTHING WENT GREAT?

22. COME ON, WHAT ARE THE ODDS?

23. HI! SORRY I´M LATE.

24. YOU KNOW, YOU COULD HAVE CALLED.

25. WHO´S THIS?

26. EVERYONE, THIS IS MY NEW FRIEND, OLIVIA.

27. HEY, WE CAN SEE THIS ONE.

28. MAX, BE POLITE.

29. CARMEN HAS A NEW FRIEND.

30. A FRIEND, GEORGE — A NEW FRIEND.

31. I HAD THE BEST DAY.

32. I KNOW IT´S GONNA BE TOUGH TO CATCH UP,

33. BUT AT LEAST I MET OLIVIA.

34. SHE´S STARTING MIDSEMESTER, TOO.

35. SO, WHAT ARE YOU IN FOR?

36. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

37. LOOK, YOU CHANGED SCHOOLS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE YEAR.

38. I MEAN, IT´S OKAY. WE DON´T JUDGE.

39. BUT WHAT IS IT — YOU KNOW, TWEAKER, KLEPTO?

40. YOU GOT A BUN IN THE OVEN?

41. NO.

42. I´M FROM TORONTO.

43. LIKE I SAID, WE DON´T JUDGE.

44. HI. I´M MAX.

45. CAN I GET YOU SOMETHING TO DRINK?

46. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

47. SHE´S A GUEST.

48. I´LL COOK YOU THINGS.

49. YOU SMELL GOOD. I BET BEES CHASE YOU.

50. YOU´RE SO CUTE. HOW OLD ARE YOU?

51. SEE ALL THESE TEETH? PERMANENT.

52. OKAY, OLIVIA, WHY DON´T WE GO START STUDYING?

53. MY ROOM IS THE FIRST ONE TO THE LEFT.

54. OKAY.

55. I´D BETTER START MY HOMEWORK, TOO.

56. DAD, HOW COULD YOU?

57. TWEAKER, MY ONE FRIEND, NEW SCHOOL, TORONTO,

58. BUN IN THE OVEN?

59. I DID IT, ANGIE. I DID IT.

60. I TUNED HER OUT.

61. AFTER ALL THESE YEARS OF PRACTICING.

62. QUICK, SAY SOMETHING TO ME.

63. THAT´S NOT FUNNY.

64. WHAT?

65. YES!

66. CARSON CITY IS THE CAPITAL OF NEVADA.

67. CONCORD IS THE CAPITAL OF NEW HAMPSHIRE.

68. AND TRENTON IS THE CAPITAL OF NEW JERSEY,

69. ALSO KNOWN AS THE GARDEN STATE!

70. I LOVE YOU!

71. HEY, BEFORE I FORGET, GIVE ME YOUR CELLPHONE NUMBER

72. SO WE CAN TEXT-MESSAGE EACH OTHER IN CLASS.

73. I´M NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE A CELLPHONE.

74. WHAT IF SOMEONE TRIED TO KIDNAP YOU OR SOMETHING?

75. MY DAD SAYS HIS TAXES PAY FOR THE AMBER ALERTS.

76. DID YOU SEE THAT BOY MATT WHO CAME INTO HOMEROOM?

77. OH, MY GOD. HE´S A FULL-ON DIME.

78. OH, FORGET IT.

79. DO YOU HAVE A SHIRT I CAN BORROW?

80. I WANT TO GET OUT OF THIS UNIFORM.

81. YEAH, SURE.

82. HERE, TRY THIS.

83. SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY LITTLE BROTHER?

84. OH, HE´S ADORABLE.

85. YEAH, TOO BAD ABOUT HIS EYE.

86. WHAT´S WRONG WITH HIS EYE?

87. AAH!

88. HE WAS LOOKING AT OLIVIA THROUGH A PEEPHOLE.

89. HE WAS WATCHING HER CHANGE UNTIL I SPRAYED HIM WITH THE PERFUME.

90. THAT´S NOT TRUE!

91. THEN WHY ARE YOU COVERING YOUR EYE?

92. I´M JUST CRYING BECAUSE I´M UPSET ABOUT BEING ACCUSED.

93. BUT YOU´RE ONLY CRYING OUT OF ONE EYE.

94. I´M NOT THAT UPSET.

95. I´M NOT LYING.

96. THE PEEPHOLE´S GOT TO BE ON THAT WALL SOMEWHERE.

97. SEE! THERE IT IS!

98. OKAY, CARMEN, RELAX.

99. YOU PROBABLY CAN´T EVEN SEE ANYTHING THROUGH IT.

100. OH, HEY, OLIVIA.

101. WHO´S THAT?

102. IT´S MR. LOPEZ.

103. I WAS JUST WONDERING IF YOU WANTED TO STAY FOR DINNER.

104. SURE, BUT I´M A VEGETARIAN.

105. WELL, WE´LL SEE WHAT WE CAN DO, ALL RIGHT?

106. YOU LITTLE FREAK.

107. I CAN´T BELIEVE YOU WERE PEEKING AT ME THROUGH A HOLE.

108. I HAVEN´T PEEKED AT YOU.

109. THAT´S NOT WHAT THE HOLE WAS FOR.

110. THEN WHAT WAS IT FOR?

111. I PUT MY BUTT UP AGAINST IT SO I COULD GAS YOU OUT.

112. YOU COULD HAVE TOLD ME THAT BEFORE I PUT MY EYE UP THERE.

113. SO WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?

114. MAX, WHAT DID YOU SEE?

115. NOTHING.

116. OKAY, YOU KNOW THIS IS WRONG, RIGHT?

117. OKAY, GO WASH OUT YOUR EYE. VAMANOS!

118. THAT´S IT?

119. "GO WASH YOUR EYE OUT"?

120. MAX DOESN´T KNOW ANY BETTER. HE´S A LITTLE BOY.

121. BUT YOU COULD HAVE BLINDED HIM.

122. WHO KNOWS WHAT´S IN THAT FRUITY TEEN PERFUME YOU WEAR.

123. THEY DON´T TEST THESE ON ANIMALS ANYMORE.

124. WE DON´T KNOW IF THEY´RE SAFE.

125. I WISH I WOULD HAVE BLINDED HIM.

126. HE WOULDN´T BE ABLE TO PEEK ANYMORE.

127. NOBODY HURTS ANYBODY IN THIS HOUSE.

128. NO TELEPHONE FOR A WEEK.

129. HE WAS LOOKING AT MY FRIEND GETTING UNDRESSED,

130. AND YOU´RE PUNISHING ME?

131. YOU WANT MORE PUNISHMENT? KEEP TALKING.

132. DEFEND THE LITTLE PERV.

133. WHAT IS GOING ON?

134. MAX TRIED TO SEE OLIVIA NAKED, AND DAD´S PUNISHING ME.

135. SOME MAN YOU MARRIED.

136. MAX MADE A LITTLE PEEPHOLE IN THE WALL,

137. BUT HE DIDN´T SEE ANYTHING.

138. I HANDLED IT.

139. WHAT DID YOU SAY?

140. I TOLD HIM IT WAS WRONG.

141. WELL, I HOPE YOU ALSO TOLD HIM

142. IT WAS COMPLETELY OUT OF LINE AND UNACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOR

143. AND THAT PEEKING AT SOMEONE IS A VIOLATION OF THEIR PRIVACY

144. AND SHOWS A TOTAL LACK OF RESPECT.

145. YEAH, LIKE THAT BUT STRONGER.

146. I´M GONNA TALK TO MAX. THIS IS SERIOUS.

147. COME ON, ANGIE. DON´T MAKE THIS BIGGER THAN IT IS.

148. YOU´RE NOT A BOY. YOU WOULDN´T UNDERSTAND.

149. HE´S STARTING TO GET CURIOUS.

150. I DID THE SAME THING WHEN I WAS HIS AGE.

151. WHO´D YOU PEEK AT?

152. ERNIE´S MOM.

153. OH, MY GOD. SHE´S A BIG WOMAN.

154. I SAW ONE BOOB THROUGH ONE WINDOW

155. AND ONE BOOB THROUGH THE OTHER WINDOW.

156. HEAR YOU GOT YOURSELF A PEEPER.

157. CARMEN CAME CRYING TO YOU, TOO, HUH?

158. YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY HAPPENED?

159. MAX IS GROWING UP.

160. HE´LL SOON UNDERSTAND

161. WHY IT´S OKAY THAT ANNA KOURNIKOVA NEVER WINS.

162. YOU KNOW, IT´S ABOUT TIME.

163. HEY, WHAT HAPPENED?

164. MAX GOT CAUGHT SNEAKING A LOOK AT ONE OF CARMEN´S FRIENDS.

165. OH, MAN.

166. I DIDN´T SEE MY FIRST NAKED WOMAN UNTIL I WAS 18...

167. AND THE FIRST ONE THAT WAS AWAKE UNTIL I WAS 30.

168. YOU KNOW, I CAUGHT GEORGE PEEKING AT A WOMAN

169. WHEN HE WAS AROUND MAX´S AGE.

170. YOU REMEMBER THAT GEORGE?

171. I THINK ERNIE WOULD LIKE TO HEAR THAT STORY.

172. HUH?

173. NO, HE WOULDN´T, MOM.

174. GEORGE, I FORGET.

175. WHO WAS THAT AGAIN?

176. YOU KNOW, I DON´T REMEMBER. BACK TO WORK, MOM.

177. WAS IT THAT SUPERFOX SYLVIA FROM ACROSS THE STREET?

178. NO, BUT IT WAS A FORM OF WILDLIFE.

179. WELL, WHO WAS IT?

180. YOUR MOM.

181. OH, NO!

182. HOW COULD YOU PEEP AT MY MOM, GEORGE?

183. ERNIE, I WASN´T TRYING TO, MAN.

184. WHO WATCHES TV NAKED AFTER A SHOWER?

185. SHE LIKES TO AIR-DRY.

186. LOOK, TO EVEN THINGS UP,

187. I´LL LET YOU LOOK AT MY MOM NAKED.

188. SO, YOU WANT PICTURES OR THE REAL THING?

189. WHAT HOSPITAL IS HE AT? I´LL BE RIGHT THERE.

190. WHAT IS IT?

191. THEY´RE TAKING MAX TO THE HOSPITAL.

192. HE GOT INTO A FIGHT AT SCHOOL.

193. A FIGHT, TOO?

194. WOW, WHEN THAT KIDS HUEVOS DROP, IT´S LIKE THUNDER.

195. MAX, ARE YOU OKAY?

196. HE FELL AND HIT HIS HEAD.

197. THEY PUT 10 STITCHES IN,

198. BUT THERE´S NO FRACTURE OR CONCUSSION.

199. I GOT INTO A FIGHT WITH FIVE GUYS.

200. YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THEM, DAD. THEY WERE SCARED.

201. YOU PUT UP A GOOD FIGHT?

202. NO. WHEN THEY SAW ALL THE BLOOD COMING OUT OF MY HEAD,

203. THEY WERE SCARED.

204. THIS IS WHY THOSE BOYS WERE PICKING ON HIM.

205. SOMEBODY PUT UP A PICTURE OF MAX SLEEPING

206. ON THE CURRENT-EVENTS BOARD AT HIS SCHOOL.

207. YOU FIGHT WITH GUYS, YOU PEEP ON GIRLS,

208. YOU SLEEP IN YOUR UNDERWEAR WITH A LITTLE PINK BUNNY.

209. YOU´RE A COMPLEX LITTLE MAN, MAX.

210. I DIDN´T SLEEP WITH THE BUNNY.

211. CARMEN PUT IT THERE.

212. DAD, EVERYONE AT SCHOOL SAW THAT PICTURE.

213. I´M GONNA KILL HER.

214. MAX, PLEASE.

215. NO, I´M REALLY GONNA KILL HER.

216. AND GRANDMA TOLD ME HOW TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE AN ACCIDENT.

217. YOU´RE NOT KILLING ANYONE.

218. AND NOW YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS TO HAVE YOUR PRIVACY INVADED.

219. MAX, I GOT YOU SOME PUDDING FROM THE CAFETERIA.

220. OKAY, COME HERE.

221. THIS IS THE WORST THING YOU´VE EVER DONE.

222. YOUR BROTHER´S IN A HOSPITAL WITH STITCHES BECAUSE OF YOU.

223. I JUST WANTED TO TEACH HIM A LESSON.

224. I DIDN´T KNOW HE´D GET HURT.

225. I´M NOT WORRIED ABOUT HIS HEAD. THAT´LL HEAL.

226. NOBODY´S EVER GONNA FORGET THAT PICTURE.

227. EVERY TIME HE WALKS DOWN THE HALL AT SCHOOL,

228. THEY´RE GONNA BE CALLING HIM A SISSY AND A WUSS

229. AND A BUNNY HUGGER.

230. I CAN HEAR YOU!

231. MAYBE YOU DIDN´T UNDERSTAND ME

232. WHEN I SAID NOBODY HURTS ANYBODY IN THIS FAMILY,

233. SO LET ME MAKE IT CLEARER.

234. NO PHONE, NO E-MAIL, AND NO TV FOR A MONTH.

235. I´M GETTING MORE PUNISHMENTS?

236. WHY DO I EVEN TALK TO YOU? YOU ALWAYS TAKE MAX´S SIDE.

237. HE´S THE GOLDEN CHILD.

238. HEY, DON´T WALK AWAY FROM ME.

239. WHY? YOU DON´T NEED ME. YOU´VE GOT MAX.

240. YOU LOVE HIM MORE THAN YOU LOVE ME ANYWAY.

241. WE REALLY ARE BETTER OFF WITHOUT HER.

242. DID ANGIE BRING CARMEN HOME YET?

243. NO.

244. HEY, MAX. IS YOUR HEAD OKAY?

245. HOW MANY BEERS AM I HOLDING UP, HONEY?

246. YOU NEVER CALLED ME HONEY.

247. WELL, YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN CUTER.

248. CARMEN —

249. OH.

250. WHAT´S GOING ON?

251. NOTHING, BENNY.

252. DAD LOVES ME MORE THAN CARMEN.

253. MAX, THAT´S NOT TRUE.

254. OKAY, DAD.

255. CAN YOU GIVE US SOME PRIVACY? I NEED TO TALK TO GEORGE.

256. ANGIE, I KNOW WHERE YOU´RE GOING ON THIS,

257. AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I AM ON YOUR SIDE.

258. THANK YOU.

259. THEN YOU CAN STAY.

260. AS FOR YOU, MISTER —

261. ANGIE, I KNOW WHERE YOU´RE GOING WITH THIS,

262. AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I´M ON YOUR SIDE, TOO.

263. SO LET´S EAT QUIETLY. SHH!

264. I JUST HAD A LONG TALK WITH CARMEN.

265. I THINK YOU´RE BEING COMPLETELY UNFAIR WITH HER.

266. MAN, SHE WRAPS YOU AROUND HER LITTLE FINGER.

267. SHE CAN´T DO THAT TO ME ´CAUSE I DON´T BUY INTO ALL THAT DRAMA.

268. THAT´S NOT DRAMA, GEORGE. THOSE ARE HER REAL FEELINGS.

269. BUT EVERY DAY?

270. WHO FEELS EVERY DAY?

271. SHE´S A TEENAGE GIRL.

272. THIS IS THE WORST PART OF HER LIFE.

273. MAX IS A 10-YEAR-OLD BOY WITHOUT A CARE IN THE WORLD.

274. OF COURSE YOU LIKE HIM BETTER.

275. SO YOU DO, TOO? NOW WE CAN SAY IT OUT LOUD.

276. MAKE THAT THREE.

277. NO!

278. IT´S JUST THAT HE´S EASIER RIGHT NOW.

279. I KNOW SHE´S A HANDFUL,

280. BUT YOU CAN´T DISMISS ALL HER PROBLEMS AS TEENAGE DRAMA.

281. YOU HAVE TWO KIDS.

282. YOU SHOULD BE TREATING THEM EQUALLY.

283. I DO TREAT THEM EQUALLY.

284. NO, YOU DON´T.

285. YOU TREAT THE BOY BETTER.

286. BUT YOU KNOW, CARMEN´S GOT TO GET USED TO IT.

287. WOMEN GET REALLY SCREWED IN THIS WORLD.

288. I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW MUCH EASIER MY LIFE WOULD HAVE BEEN

289. IF I HAD HAD SOMETHING DANGLING BETWEEN MY LEGS.

290. THAT´S A PRETTY IMAGE OF MY MOMMY.

291. DO YOU SEE THIS INSANITY?

292. CRAZY APPLE, CRAZY TREE.

293. IF YOUR POINT IS THAT I´M CRAZY BECAUSE OF MY MOTHER,

294. I KNOW THAT.

295. PRINT IT ON A T-SHIRT. I´LL WEAR IT.

296. I DON´T CARE.

297. I´M ALSO SAYING THAT YOUR DAUGHTER DOESN´T FEEL AS LOVED

298. AS YOUR SON.

299. I SEE IT, BENNY SEES IT, EVEN MAX SEES IT.

300. YOU MIGHT WANT TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT.

301. OH, MAN.

302. HEY, IT´S NOT YOUR FAULT.

303. IT´S THE WAY IT´S BEEN THROUGH ALL HISTORY.

304. MEN ARE THE WARRIORS, THE HUNTERS, THE MONEY EARNERS.

305. THAT´S WHY BOYS ARE TREATED LIKE PRINCES.

306. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, YOU CRAZY OLD BAT?

307. YOU NEVER TREATED ME LIKE A PRINCE.

308. HEY, DID YOU EAT EVERY DAY?

309. NO.

310. WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW.

311. YOU KNOW WHAT?

312. AT LEAST I DIDN´T SELL YOU.

313. AND THERE WAS A LADY AT PICK´N SAVE WHO KEPT ASKING.

314. WHAT PICK´N SAVE? MAYBE IT´S NOT TOO LATE.

315. CARMEN, I WANT TO TALK TO YOU.

316. COME ON, LET´S GO FOR A RIDE.

317. AM I COMING BACK?

318. AS LONG AS YOU´RE A TAX DEDUCTION,

319. YOU´LL ALWAYS BE SAFE IN MY HOUSE.

320. WHERE ARE WE GOING?

321. I JUST WANT TO TALK.

322. AND THE FIRST THING I WANT TO SAY

323. IS I SHOULD HAVE PUNISHED MAX A LOT MORE THAN I DID.

324. WELL, I SHOULD CALL THE NEWSPAPER.

325. "GEORGE LOPEZ ADMITS HE´S WRONG."

326. Be the adult, be the adult.

327. LOOK, MAYBE I WENT EASIER ON MAX BECAUSE I KNOW WHY HE PEEPED.

328. I MEAN, I WAS A BOY. I GET THAT.

329. I DON´T GET YOU ANYMORE.

330. I DID WHEN YOU WERE A LITTLE GIRL,

331. ´CAUSE YOU WERE JUST LIKE A LITTLE BOY

332. EXCEPT YOU NEVER GOT CAUGHT IN YOUR ZIPPER.

333. WELL, I´M NOT A LITTLE BOY OR A LITTLE GIRL ANYMORE.

334. I´D LIKE SOME PRIVACY, AND I´D LIKE SOME RESPECT.

335. THAT´S FAIR.

336. AND I´D LIKE MY FEELINGS LISTENED TO.

337. OOH, THAT´S A TOUGH ONE.

338. WHY?

339. BECAUSE EVERYTHING´S A CRISIS WITH YOU.

340. THERE ARE NO SMALL PROBLEMS.

341. I´M ON OVERLOAD, CARMEN.

342. I THOUGHT TEENAGERS WERE SUPPOSED TO LOCK THEMSELVES

343. IN THEIR ROOMS

344. AND NEVER TALK TO THEIR PARENTS.

345. I WAS KINDA LOOKING FORWARD TO THAT.

346. WELL, I´M SORRY I TELL YOU ALL MY PROBLEMS.

347. YOU SHOULDN´T BE.

348. I NEED TO GET BETTER AT THIS.

349. LOOK, I PROMISE TO START LISTENING TO YOUR FEELINGS

350. IF YOU PROMISE NOT TO HAVE SO MANY OF THEM.

351. DEAL.

352. AND DON´T EVER THINK I LOVE MAX MORE THAN I LOVE YOU.

353. ´CAUSE THAT´S NOT RIGHT.

354. OKAY.

355. WHY ARE YOU CRYING?

356. I´M HAPPY.

357. I GOT YOU THIS CELLPHONE

358. TO MAKE UP FOR EVERYTHING.

359. STOP CRYING.

360. OH, MY GOD! IT´S A CELLPHONE!

361. HEY, WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?

362. WE´RE FEELING IN HERE.

363. GO, MAN! THE LIGHT´S GREEN.

364. HOW´D IT GO?

365. IT WENT GREAT.

366. SO, WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?

367. GEORGE, I DON´T WANT YOU TO TALK LIKE THAT

368. WITH CARMEN IN THE CAR.

369. WE´LL BE HOME IN A LITTLE BIT.

370. HEY, MAKE SURE YOU LOCK UP.

371. I HEARD ON THE RADIO

372. THERE´S A GUY BREAKING INTO PEOPLE´S HOUSES.

373. IS HE IN OUR AREA?

374. YES.

375. AAH!

376. OW!

377. DAMN YOU!

378. WHAT´S WRONG?

379. YOU LOOK LIKE YOU´VE BEEN CRYING.

380. YEAH, ´CAUSE I MISSED YOU SO MUCH.

381. OH, YOU´RE SUCH A GOOD LIAR.

382. ANGIE, DO YOU THINK THE KIDS HAVE FAVORITES?

383. NO. I THINK THEY LOVE US BOTH EQUALLY.

384. HEY, MAX.

385. ANSWER A QUESTION FOR US.

386. YOUR MOM AND I ARE BOTH DROWNING,

387. AND THERE´S ONLY ONE LIFE PRESERVER.

388. GEORGE!

389. I COULD NEVER PICK.

390. I LOVE YOU BOTH.

391. OHH.

392. Hey, I´d save you, so you...

393. YOU KNOW WHAT?

394. THESE STITCHES ARE READY TO COME OUT.

395. MY MOM SAID SHE´S TAKING ME TO THE DOCTOR´S WEDNESDAY TO DO IT.

396. WHAT? SO HE CAN SUCK ANOTHER 100 BUCKS FROM YOUR DAD?

397. I´LL JUST DO IT.

398. GRANDMA...

399. COME ON, RELAX.

400. THIS IS JUST LIKE UNLACING A SHOE.

401. THAT FEELS WEIRD.

402. ALL DONE! THEY´RE GONE!

403. OKAY, MAX.

404. WE´RE GONNA GO TO THE HOSPITAL, OKAY?

405. WHY?

406. OH, SO I CAN SHOW THEM HOW GOOD I DID.