George Lopez 2x20

Tonantzin Esparza as Marisol • Branden Williams as Junior • Casey Sander as Mr. Dugan

After giving a young ex-gang member, Marisol, a job at the factory and a chance for a new life, George is shocked when Angie takes further pity on Marisol and allows her to live in the Lopez home instead of with her abusive boyfriend. But after impressionable Carmen becomes intrigued with Marisol's lifestyle, even Angie must admit that she may have made a mistake. Meanwhile, Max joins a scouting troop and develops some disturbing new habits.

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1. EVERYBODY, I HAVE A SURPRISE!

2. ANGIE LOPEZ IS PROUD TO PRESENT

3. THE SAN FERNANDO VALLEY´S NEWEST TREETOP RANGER...

4. MAX LOPEZ!

5. ALL RIGHT, MAX!

6. YOU´RE A SAPLING. CONGRATULATIONS!

7. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW, DAD?

8. YES.

9. LOOK, I LOVED BEING A TREETOP RANGER,

10. AND YOU´RE GONNA LOVE IT, TOO.

11. YOU GET TO BE OUTDOORS, AND YOU LEARN ALL KINDS OF THINGS.

12. YOUR DAD´S RIGHT.

13. THE TREETOP RANGERS MADE ME THE MAN I AM TODAY.

14. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I´M TRYING TO CONVINCE HIM.

15. I HATE THIS. I LOOK STUPID.

16. MAYBE IT´S THE HAT. TAKE IT OFF.

17. NO, THAT´S NOT IT.

18. HEY, MARISOL!

19. WHAT THE HELL´S GOING ON WITH YOU?

20. I WAKE UP, AND YOUR STUFF´S MOVED OUT OF THE HOUSE?

21. ARE YOU TRYING TO BE FUNNY?

22. I LEFT YOU, FOOL!

23. NOW GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE YOU GET ME IN TROUBLE.

24. YOU´RE ALREADY IN TROUBLE.

25. YO, JUNIOR! HANDS OFF.

26. DON´T MESS WITH ME, HOLMES.

27. "HOLMES"?

28. YOU HEARD ME, ESE.

29. LOOK, IT´S CASPER, THE FRIENDLY CHICANO.

30. WHAT ARE YOU, BROTHER, BESIDES CONFUSED?

31. THIS AIN´T ABOUT YOU.

32. THIS IS BETWEEN ME AND MY LADY.

33. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, HEY, HEY, HEY!

34. THIS AIN´T THE FREE CLINIC.

35. YOU JUST CAN´T COME IN HERE

36. AND START FIGHTING WITH "YOUR LADY."

37. GUYS, SHOW "SLIM SHADY" TO THE DOOR.

38. WHERE YOU GONNA GO, LUPE´S HOUSE?

39. I´LL FIND YOU.

40. YOU GONNA GO DIDI´S PLACE? I´LL FIND YOU.

41. I LOVE YOU! YOU CAN´T HIDE FROM ME!

42. I LOVE YOU!

43. YOUNG LOVE...

44. YOUNG, ANGRY, VIOLENT LOVE...

45. TAKES ME BACK. OOH!

46. OKAY, EVERYBODY GO BACK TO WORK, ALL RIGHT?

47. THERE´S NOTHING TO SEE.

48. MARISOL, ARE YOU OKAY?

49. YEAH.

50. DO YOU HAVE A SAFE PLACE TO STAY TONIGHT?

51. I DON´T KNOW.

52. I´LL STAY IN MY CAR IF I HAVE TO.

53. YOU GO, GIRL!

54. GEORGE —

55. NO!

56. YOU DON´T EVEN KNOW WHAT I´M GONNA SAY!

57. YES, I DO. I KNOW THAT FACE.

58. YOU WANT TO HELP SOMEONE, AND IT MAKES ME SICK.

59. WE COULD MAKE ROOM. IT´S ONLY TEMPORARY.

60. WE GOT HER OUT OF THE GANGS AND GAVE HER A JOB.

61. I DON´T WANT HER IN THE HOUSE!

62. IT´S NOT ENOUGH.

63. IF WE DON´T HELP HER RIGHT NOW,

64. SHE COULD GET SUCKED BACK INTO THAT LIFE.

65. DO YOU WANT THAT ON YOUR CONSCIENCE?

66. YOU´RE THE ONE WITH THE CONSCIENCE.

67. I´M THE ONE WITH THE OFFBEAT GOOD LOOKS

68. WHO TALKS HIS WAY OUT OF TIGHT JAMS.

69. GEORGE, COME ON!

70. SHE NEEDS A SAFE PLACE WHERE JUNIOR CAN´T FIND HER.

71. AND WHEN SOMEONE´S IN NEED, WE HELP THEM.

72. YOU SAID SO YOURSELF — THAT´S THE LOPEZ WAY.

73. DID I SAY THAT? MM-HMM.

74. ALL RIGHT!

75. BUT WHEN I SAID THAT,

76. I WAS JUST TRYING TO, YOU KNOW...

77. SO YOU JUST SAY THINGS TO GET ME TO...

78. NO, SOMETIMES I BUY YOU THINGS.

79. HEY, TREETOP RANGER!

80. HOW WAS YOUR FIRST MEETING?

81. GREAT.

82. HEY, HONEY, YOU HUNGRY? I MADE SOME VEGGIE BURGERS.

83. NO WAY.

84. VEGETARIANS ARE LEFT-WING NUT JOBS.

85. THEY UNDERMINE THE BEEF INDUSTRY

86. AND PUT A LOT OF GOOD, HARD-WORKING AMERICANS

87. OUT ON THEIR BUTTS.

88. WHAT?

89. THAT´S WHAT MY HEAD RANGER, MR. DUGAN, SAYS.

90. WHAT ARE THEY TEACHING YOU OVER THERE?

91. YOU´RE SUPPOSED TO BE LEARNING ABOUT WOOD CARVING.

92. WOOD CARVING?

93. HA!

94. TRY TO GET A PIECE OF LUMBER NOWADAYS,

95. WITH ALL THESE LIBERAL TREE-HUGGERS.

96. YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE?

97. YOU CAN´T SMOKE IN RESTAURANTS,

98. BUT A MOTHER CAN PULL OUT HER "CHI-CHIS"

99. TO FEED A BABY.

100. CAN I GET A GUN PERMIT?

101. DUDE, YOU STILL GOT CARTOONS ON YOUR UNDERWEAR.

102. NO.

103. GEORGE, I DON´T WANT HIM HEARING THESE KIND OF THINGS.

104. I´M GONNA HAVE THE NEXT MEETING

105. HERE AT THIS HOUSE

106. SO WE CAN CHECK THIS DUGAN GUY OUT.

107. AND NO GUNS!

108. THIS FAMILY DOESN´T BELIEVE IN GUNS IN THE HOME.

109. WHAT IS THE BIG DEAL?

110. WE HAD A GUN IN THE HOUSE WHEN YOU WERE A KID.

111. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

112. YOU REMEMBER HARRIET?

113. HARRIET?

114. I THOUGHT SHE WAS A FRIEND OF YOURS.

115. YOU MEAN ALL THOSE TIMES YOU´D SAY,

116. "HARRIET AND I ARE GOING SHOPPING,"

117. AND "HARRIET AND I ARE GOING ON A DATE,"

118. AND "HARRIET AND I WERE LOADED LAST NIGHT"...

119. YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT A GUN?

120. RELAX. HARRIET´S GONE.

121. I THREW HER OFF THE HOOVER DAM.

122. CASE CLOSED.

123. BUT WHY DID YOU —

124. CASE... CLOSED.

125. HEY! LOOK, IT´S, UH, MARISOL.

126. I´LL GET IT.

127. COME ON IN, MARISOL. I´M GLAD YOU´RE HERE.

128. HEH! YOU´RE KIDDING WITH THE WALLPAPER, RIGHT?

129. OKAY, FIRST, YOU´RE LUCKY TO BE HERE.

130. GEORGE!

131. NO, ANGIE, I´M NOT GONNA BABY HER.

132. THIS IS OUR HOUSE, AND THERE ARE RULES.

133. NUMBER ONE — SAY THANK YOU TO ANGIE.

134. I DON´T HAVE TO SAY THANK YOU.

135. I GOT HER THIS.

136. OH!

137. HEY, THAT´S ERNIE´S MUG FROM WORK.

138. HE GAVE IT TO ME ´CAUSE I TOLD HIM

139. I´D MEET HIM FOR DRINKS AT 7:00.

140. IT´S 7:00 RIGHT NOW.

141. I KNOW, HUH?

142. NUMBER TWO —

143. I DON´T WANT YOU SETTING A BAD EXAMPLE FOR MY KIDS.

144. SO NO CUSSING AND NO DRINKING.

145. AND NO LOOTING AFTER A BAD VERDICT ON COURT TV.

146. WHERE AM I SLEEPING?

147. ON THE COUCH!

148. NO, SHE´S NOT.

149. OKAY, THEN, WHY DON´T WE JUST PUT SOME NEWSPAPER

150. DOWN HERE IN THE KITCHEN?

151. SHE´S STAYING IN CARMEN´S ROOM.

152. I´M MAKING UP THE TRUNDLE BED.

153. I´LL GET THE REST OF THE THINGS FROM MY CAR.

154. I DON´T WANT HER IN MY ROOM!

155. CARMEN, BE NICE TO HER.

156. SHE´S GOING THROUGH A ROUGH TIME.

157. DAD, I´M STARTING A NEW SCHOOL NEXT WEEK,

158. AND I HAVE 50 BOOKS TO READ!

159. I DON´T WANT SOMEONE BOTHERING ME.

160. SHE´S STAYING WITH YOU.

161. NO! IT´S MY ROOM.

162. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

163. FIRST OF ALL, IT´S MY ROOM.

164. THEY´RE ALL MY ROOMS.

165. TECHNICALLY, YOU AND THE LITTLE BOY

166. ARE JUST SQUATTERS.

167. HEY, WHAT´S GOING ON WITH YOU?

168. YOU´VE BEEN FREAKING OUT ALL WEEK.

169. I´M WORRIED ABOUT ALLENDALE.

170. WHAT IF IT´S LIKE MY OLD SCHOOL?

171. WHAT IF NO ONE LIKES ME?

172. CARMEN, HONEY, YOU´RE WORRYING FOR NOTHING.

173. IT´S NOT GONNA BE LIKE THAT.

174. WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT?

175. WELL, IT´S JUST THAT YOUR EYE ENDS HERE,

176. BUT YOUR EYE MAKEUP GOES WAY OVER HERE.

177. AT LEAST I GOT A REASON TO PUT MAKEUP ON.

178. I LEAVE THE HOUSE.

179. ALL YOU´VE DONE FOR THE LAST THREE DAYS IS READ.

180. STUPID READER.

181. I HAVE TO STUDY FOR ALLENDALE.

182. WERE YOU EVER PICKED ON IN HIGH SCHOOL?

183. PLEASE! NOBODY SCREWED WITH ME...

184. EITHER YEAR.

185. WELL, I HAD TO LEAVE MY OLD HIGH SCHOOL

186. ´CAUSE I WAS GETTING PICKED ON BY SOME GIRLS.

187. I COULD SEE THAT.

188. YOU GOT THAT INNOCENT LOOK YOU JUST WANT TO... MESS WITH.

189. SO...

190. WHAT DO YOU DO TO KEEP PEOPLE FROM MESSING WITH YOU?

191. GET OUT OF MY FACE!

192. SORRY!

193. NO, THAT´S WHAT I DO.

194. COULD YOU TEACH ME HOW TO BE THAT WAY?

195. I GUESS I CAN MENTOR YOU.

196. IF YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE IT,

197. COME WITH ME TO THE CLUB TONIGHT.

198. BUT I´M ONLY 14.

199. WHEN I WAS 14,

200. I HAD ALREADY BEEN 18 FOR 2 YEARS.

201. JUST A HEADS-UP — THE BACKYARD´S OFF-LIMITS.

202. I´M GONNA HAVE SEVEN LITTLE TREETOP RANGERS OUT THERE.

203. OH, THAT´S OKAY.

204. WE´RE GONNA GO SEE A MOVIE ANYWAY.

205. WAIT A SECOND. YOU TWO ARE HANGING OUT?

206. I GOT A CAR... AND SHE NEEDS A BREAK.

207. I DON´T WANT YOU GETTING CARMEN IN ANY TROUBLE, OKAY?

208. NO SNEAKING INTO MOVIES AND NO R-RATED FILMS.

209. I PROMISE YOU — NONE OF THAT´S GONNA HAPPEN.

210. GOOD. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA GO SEE?

211. WELL, UH, IT´S A CHICK FLICK

212. ABOUT THREE GENERATIONS OF WOMEN THAT STRUGGLE AGAINST —

213. GOT IT!

214. ALL RIGHT, SAPLINGS.

215. LET´S GET TONIGHT´S MEETING STARTED

216. WITH OUR TREETOP RANGER CHANT.

217. OOH, OOH! I THINK I REMEMBER THIS.

218. UH...

219. MY ROOTS RUN DEEP, MY BRANCHES WIDE,

220. I SHOUT THROUGH THE FOREST WITH TREETOP PRIDE...

221. WHO — WHO — WHO´S A MIGHTY RANGER?

222. I AM!

223. ACTUALLY, WE SHORTENED THAT IN ´84.

224. KIDS?

225. RANGERS RULE!

226. WHO... WHO FEELS LIKE AN IDIOT?

227. ALL RIGHT, SAPLINGS,

228. TONIGHT WE´RE HERE TO TALK ABOUT THE CAMPING EXPERIENCE.

229. NOW, WHEN YOU´RE OUT IN THE WOODS,

230. YOU WANT TO KEEP ALL THE TRASH AWAY FROM YOUR CAMPSITE.

231. IT ATTRACTS ANIMALS.

232. WHAT IF THERE ARE CANS AND STUFF?

233. ARE THERE RECYCLING BINS?

234. PROBABLY — THOSE DAMN ECO-NUTS

235. ARE UNDERMINING THE ALUMINUM INDUSTRY

236. AND PUTTING A LOT OF GOOD, HARD-WORKING AMERICANS

237. OUT ON THEIR BUTTS!

238. REMEMBER, YOU WANT TO KEEP YOUR TRASH IN A LOCKED RECEPTACLE.

239. WHAT´S THAT ALL ABOUT — "ECO-NUTS"?

240. OH, I´M NOT JUST ABOUT SKILLS.

241. I LIKE TO IMPART VALUES, TOO.

242. NOW, THIS IS IMPORTANT TO LEARN, KIDS,

243. BECAUSE YOU´RE GONNA HAVE TO GO OUT

244. AND LIVE IN THE WOODS SOMEDAY, ON YOUR OWN,

245. WHEN THE GOVERNMENT COMES TO TAKE OUR GUNS AWAY.

246. DUGAN, DUDE, THESE ARE KIDS!

247. IF YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT GUNS,

248. DO IT WHILE YOU´RE PATROLLING YOUR COMPOUND

249. ON YOUR RIDING MOWER.

250. STICK TO THE GUIDEBOOK.

251. OKAY, YOUR HOUSE, YOUR RULES.

252. HOW´S THIS?

253. "HOW TO IDENTIFY DANGEROUS ANIMALS."

254. IS THAT ACCEPTABLE?

255. YES, THAT´S GREAT. THANK YOU.

256. OKAY, GOOD.

257. SAPLINGS, THERE ARE MANY, MANY DANGEROUS ANIMALS

258. OUT THERE IN THE WOODS,

259. BUT YOU CAN IDENTIFY THEM BY THEIR MARKINGS

260. AND THEIR BEHAVIOR...

261. JUST LIKE PEOPLE.

262. WHERE YOU GOING WITH THIS, DUGAN?

263. STOP, GEORGE.

264. I AM RIGHT AS RAIN ON THIS ONE.

265. OKAY, WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE, AND HOW CAN YOU TELL?

266. LET´S SAY I´M A COP.

267. WHO AM I GONNA PULL OVER —

268. THE PERKY, LITTLE BLONDE IN THE CABRIOLET

269. OR SOME MEXICAN IN ONE OF THOSE BOUNCY CARS?

270. YOU — YOU KNOW THAT I´M MEXICAN, RIGHT?

271. OH, NO, NOT YOU! JEEZ!

272. YOU GUYS ARE SO SENSITIVE.

273. I´M TALKING ABOUT A "ME NO SPEAKY" MEXICAN.

274. THAT´S IT! OUT OF MY HOUSE!

275. WHAT?

276. I´M NOT GONNA LET YOU TEACH THESE KIDS

277. TO BE AFRAID OF MEXICANS.

278. OKAY, I GET IT.

279. I SEE WHAT THE PROBLEM IS.

280. LET´S SAY IT´S A BLACK GUY.

281. MEETING´S OVER!

282. MAX, TAKE EVERYONE IN THE LIVING ROOM

283. UNTIL THEIR PARENTS GET HERE.

284. THANK YOU.

285. AND YOU, GRAND DRAGON,

286. YOU GOT FIVE SECONDS TO GET OUT OF MY YARD.

287. GEORGE, I HAVE TO TALK TO YOU.

288. THAT WAS CARMEN.

289. SHE SAID SHE AND MARISOL WANTED TO CATCH ANOTHER MOVIE,

290. BUT THE CALLER I.D. WAS A HOLLYWOOD NUMBER,

291. AND SHE´S SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE VALLEY.

292. HERE. STAR-69 HER.

293. YES, HELLO, IS THERE A GIRL NAMED CARMEN THERE?

294. SHE JUST USED THIS PHONE.

295. DARK HAIR, BIG, BROWN EYES, KIND OF THIN.

296. NO, YOU DON´T WANT A PIECE OF THAT!

297. WHO AM I CALLING ANYWAYS?

298. THANKS.

299. WHERE ARE THEY?

300. ON A PAY PHONE OUTSIDE SOME PLACE

301. CALLED "CLUB HOLE."

302. MY GOD. GEORGE, WAIT!

303. YOU´RE NOT GONNA STOP ME, ANGIE.

304. NO, YOU´RE NOT GONNA GET INTO A CLUB WITH THAT SHIRT.

305. I´LL SNEAK IN THE BACK.

306. WHO´S GONNA NOTICE ME WALKING THROUGH THE KITCHEN?

307. HOT PLATE!

308. EXCUSE ME. ME NO SPEAKY.

309. OH, MY GOD! THAT WAS SO COOL!

310. NO ONE EVEN KNEW I WAS 14!

311. SEE? I TOLD YOU.

312. JUST REMEMBER THE THREE A´s —

313. APPEARANCE, ATTITUDE

314. AND "´A,´ WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?"

315. OH, MY GOD!

316. IT´S AFTER MIDNIGHT. I´M GONNA GET KILLED.

317. HEY, MARISOL, I HEARD YOU WERE AT CLUB HOLE.

318. ARE YOU LOOKING FOR ME, GIRL?

319. WHY WOULD I LOOK FOR YOU, LOSER?

320. WHAT´S UP? I´M 18.

321. IS THIS THE SKANK THAT KEPT CALLING AND HANGING UP

322. WHEN WE WERE TOGETHER?

323. NO, THIS IS A DIFFERENT ONE.

324. WAIT INSIDE.

325. GET IN THE CAR.

326. YOU´RE NOT GETTING AWAY FROM ME THIS TIME.

327. WHAT, DO YOU THINK YOU´RE ALL BAD ´CAUSE YOU GOT A JOB NOW?

328. YOU´RE STILL NOTHING, BABY!

329. HEY!

330. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, LOCA, RUN ME OVER?

331. MARISOL, YOU´RE GONNA HURT HIM!

332. YOU WANT TO KEEP A GIRL FROM MESSING WITH YOU?

333. WATCH AND LEARN.

334. ALL RIGHT, I GET IT. WE´RE THROUGH.

335. SO WHO´S YOUR FRIEND?

336. WHERE IS SHE?

337. I DON´T KNOW. SHE WASN´T AT THE CLUB.

338. IT´S 1:00 IN THE MORNING.

339. I´M CALLING THE POLICE RIGHT NOW.

340. AND WHAT ARE YOU GONNA TELL THEM?

341. THAT OUR 14-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER

342. IS OUT WITH SOME SEMIRETIRED GANG MEMBER

343. THAT MY WIFE TRIED TO MAKE PART OF THE FAMILY?

344. YOU LET CARMEN GO OUT TO A MOVIE WITH HER!

345. ANGIE, YOU BROUGHT HER INTO OUR HOUSE!

346. OH, SO YOU´RE SAYING THIS IS MY FAULT?

347. NO!

348. ´CAUSE FOR SOME REASON,

349. THAT ALWAYS COMES BACK TO HAUNT ME.

350. THANK GOD!

351. GET BACK DOWN HERE NOW.

352. I KNOW IT´S LATE.

353. BUT THE SECOND MOVIE WAS THREE HOURS LONG.

354. WE´RE REALLY SORRY.

355. I SAW A MOVIE TONIGHT, TOO.

356. IT WAS CALLED "MAD AS HELL."

357. IT´S ABOUT A FATHER WHO DRIVES ALL AROUND HOLLYWOOD

358. LOOKING FOR THE CLUB HIS LYING DAUGHTER´S AT.

359. DAD, WE WERE JUST —

360. LET ME TELL YOU HOW THE MOVIE ENDS.

361. ONE OF THE GIRLS... DIES.

362. LET ME SEE YOUR EYES.

363. THEY´RE NOT DILATED. OKAY, BREATHE ON ME.

364. MOM, I WASN´T —

365. BREATHE ON ME!

366. SHE´S CLEAN.

367. LOOK, SHE WAS WORRIED ABOUT HER NEW SCHOOL.

368. I WAS TRYING TO HELP HER GROW UP A LITTLE BIT.

369. I WAS DOING YOU A FAVOR.

370. WE WOULDN´T HAVE BEEN SO LATE,

371. EXCEPT JUNIOR SHOWED UP AND WAS THREATENING MARISOL.

372. JUNIOR WAS THERE?

373. HE WASN´T GONNA DO ANYTHING.

374. HE CAN´T AFFORD A THIRD STRIKE.

375. PACK UP YOUR STUFF AND GET OUT OF MY HOUSE

376. BEFORE I WASTE MY FIRST STRIKE ON YOU.

377. FINE.

378. AND I´VE GOT ONE THING TO SAY TO YOU, MISSY —

379. GROUNDED.

380. YOU ARE NEVER LEAVING THIS HOUSE.

381. DAD?

382. CARMEN, YOU ARE SO GROUNDED,

383. COFFEE WILL LOOK AT YOU AND SAY, "DAMN!"

384. I´LL BE RIGHT BACK.

385. I GOT A FEW WORDS FOR OUR HOUSEGUEST.

386. WHAT WERE YOU THINKING, HUH?

387. THIS FAMILY´S GOING INTO DEBT

388. TO SEND YOU TO A PRIVATE SCHOOL TO AVOID TROUBLE,

389. AND YOU GO LOOKING FOR IT?

390. DAD, I WASN´T LOOKING FOR TROUBLE.

391. MARISOL JUST SAID I NEED TO BE MORE LIKE HER.

392. YEAH, THAT´S A GOOD ROLE MODEL, CARMEN —

393. A HOMELESS CHOLA WITH AN ABUSIVE BOYFRIEND.

394. I THINK THEY HAVE THEIR OWN WINDOW

395. AT THE UNEMPLOYMENT OFFICE.

396. AT LEAST SHE TRIED TO HELP ME.

397. WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

398. ALL YOU SAY IS, "EVERYTHING´S GONNA BE OKAY.

399. NOTHING´S GONNA HAPPEN."

400. BUT YOU DON´T KNOW THAT.

401. YOU KNOW WHAT, CARMEN?

402. YOU´RE RIGHT. I DON´T KNOW THAT.

403. YOU MIGHT GET PICKED ON.

404. SO YOU HAVE TO BE TOUGH.

405. BUT NOT THAT FAKE TOUGHNESS THAT MARISOL HAS.

406. CARMEN, THAT´S ALL AN ACT.

407. MARISOL´S SCARED, AND YOU´D SEE IT ON HER FACE

408. IF SHE´D EVER TAKE OFF THAT MAKEUP.

409. UNDERNEATH IT ALL, SHE´S PROBABLY LIKE THIS...

410. SO HOW DO I BE TOUGH FOR REAL?

411. CARMEN, YOU HAVE GOT TO STOP CARING SO MUCH

412. ABOUT WHAT PEOPLE THINK ABOUT YOU.

413. LOOK, NOT EVERYONE IN THE WORLD IS GONNA LIKE YOU.

414. WELL, I´D LIKE TO HAVE JUST ONE FRIEND.

415. CARMEN, YOU´LL ALWAYS HAVE ONE FRIEND.

416. THANKS, DAD.

417. NOT ME.

418. LOOK, I DON´T KNOW WHO,

419. BUT IF I END UP AS YOUR ONLY FRIEND,

420. YOU FAILED COMPLETELY.

421. I DON´T BELIEVE YOU.

422. I BROUGHT YOU INTO MY HOUSE,

423. AND YOU BETRAYED ME?

424. THERE ARE ONLY TWO THINGS KEEPING ME

425. FROM TEARING INTO YOU RIGHT NOW.

426. MY SON IS SLEEPING NEXT DOOR,

427. AND I´M PRETTY SURE YOU COULD KICK MY ASS!

428. I WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP CARMEN.

429. HELP CARMEN?

430. YOU COULD HAVE GOTTEN HER KILLED.

431. YOU WEREN´T JUST GOING TO A CLUB.

432. YOU WERE OUT LOOKING FOR YOUR PSYCHO BOYFRIEND.

433. I WASN´T LOOKING FOR JUNIOR.

434. YOU DON´T KNOW WHERE HE HANGS OUT?

435. YOU WERE SHOCKED TO RUN INTO HIM?

436. I DON´T KNOW.

437. I DON´T WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS ANYMORE!

438. OUT OF MY WAY, PROM QUEEN.

439. NO!

440. AND YOU ARE NOT DEALING WITH THE PROM QUEEN.

441. I WAS FIRST RUNNER-UP!

442. WOW, IT´S LIKE WE´VE LIVED THE SAME LIFE!

443. I DON´T WANT TO HEAR HOW TOUGH YOU HAD IT.

444. YOU ALREADY QUIT THE GANG. YOU GOT A JOB.

445. AND IF IT WERE ME,

446. I WOULD START TO FEEL BETTER ABOUT MYSELF,

447. BUT I GUESS YOU STILL THINK

448. YOU DESERVE A GUY WHO TREATS YOU LIKE CRAP!

449. YOU DON´T KNOW HOW HARD IT WAS TO LEAVE HIM.

450. YOU´RE RIGHT.

451. IT´S MUCH EASIER TO STAY AND BE ABUSED.

452. GO AHEAD. THROW YOUR LIFE AWAY.

453. ´CAUSE I DON´T GIVE A DAMN ANYMORE.

454. I SCREWED UP. SORRY.

455. NOW THAT YOU´VE APOLOGIZED,

456. WE CAN WORK ON YOUR SELF-ESTEEM.

457. I´LL TALK TO GEORGE ABOUT YOU STAYING.

458. NIGHTY-NIGHT.

459. GEORGE, WHERE´S CARMEN? I WANT TO TALK TO HER.

460. I TOLD HER TO WAIT IN THE LIVING ROOM TILL MARISOL´S GONE.

461. LISTEN...

462. I´M SORRY. THIS WAS ALL MY FAULT.

463. OH, NO, NICE TRY, BUT I´M NOT FALLING FOR THAT.

464. GEORGE, THIS IS NOT A TRICK.

465. I´M SAYING IT WAS MY FAULT.

466. YOU CAN AGREE WITH ME.

467. SO WE´RE NEVER HELPING ANYONE EVER AGAIN?

468. NEVER.

469. IF THERE´S SOMEONE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD,

470. AND THEY´RE DYING, WHAT DO WE DO?

471. DRIVE ON BY.

472. AND IF SOMEONE LEAVES A BABY ON THE DOORSTEP?

473. WAIT TILL NIGHT AND LET THE COYOTES GET IT!

474. THAT´S MY GIRL!

475. WELL, IN ABOUT 10 MINUTES THIS WILL ALL BE OVER

476. WHEN MARISOL´S OUT OF THE HOUSE.

477. LISTEN, ABOUT THAT.

478. NO!

479. YOU DON´T EVEN KNOW WHAT I´M GONNA SAY!

480. I GOT AN IDEA.

481. WAKE UP, FOOL.

482. WHAT?

483. WE TALKED.

484. AND WHILE WHAT YOU DID WAS WRONG,

485. WE AGREED NOT TO THROW YOU OUT ON THE STREET.

486. SO WE FOUND YOU A NICE, LOVING HOME.

487. HEY, COME ON, SLEEPING BEAUTY.

488. MY TOILET ISN´T GONNA PLUNGE ITSELF.

489. QUESTION NUMBER 21 —

490. "WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WERE STUCK IN THE WOODS,

491. AND YOU RUN OUT OF FOOD?"

492. HMM... I´D EAT YOU.

493. DAD, THE GUYS AREN´T HAVING FUN ANYMORE.

494. OKAY, I´LL BE RIGHT OUT.

495. HEY, YOU KNOW...

496. IT´S REALLY COOL YOU TOOK OVER AS MAX´S TROOP LEADER.

497. WELL, ERNIE, IT´S IMPORTANT TO HIM.

498. SO WHAT IF I HAVE TO SACRIFICE MY SUNDAYS?

499. HE´S MY SON.

500. I HEARD YOU GUYS WEREN´T HAVING FUN ANYMORE.

501. WELL, SUCK IT UP, RANGERS!

502. COME ON, GET YOUR BUTTS IN GEAR

503. IF YOU WANT TO EARN THAT YARD-WORKING BADGE.

504. COME ON — MOVE, MOVE, MOVE!

505. COME ON, DIANA ROSS, LET´S GO.

506. I GOT A 1:00 TEE TIME.