George Lopez 2x19

Jack Blessing as Jack Powers • Elmarie Wendel as Gina

When Benny learns that George's father, who left her years ago to care for George alone, is now wealthy, she decides that she deserves to get rich herself. After getting drunk on her lunch hour, she falls down on work premises, pretends to be hurt and hires a lawyer to sue the company. George begs his mother not to be dishonest. Meanwhile, Benny continues her rivalry with co-worker Gina.

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1. OKAY, I STARTED TWO PILES.

2. THIS ONE´S TRASH,

3. AND THIS ONE´S TRASH THAT GOES TO GOODWILL.

4. THIS IS ALL JUNK. I´M JUST GONNA THROW IT OUT.

5. THOSE ARE PICTURES OF ME!

6. I SAVED THEM FROM HIGH SCHOOL.

7. THESE ARE THE ONLY PICTURES I HAVE

8. BECAUSE YOU DIDN´T TAKE ANY WHEN I WAS LITTLE.

9. GEORGE, I TOOK A LOT OF PICTURES WHEN YOU WERE A KID.

10. AND I ONLY GOT FOUR MORE LEFT ON THE ROLL,

11. AND THEN I´M GONNA GET IT DEVELOPED.

12. DAD, PHONE FOR YOU.

13. WHO IS IT?

14. HE SAYS HE´S YOUR DAD.

15. GIVE ME THE PHONE, MAX.

16. WAIT. IS THIS REALLY MY GRANDPA?

17. YES, HONEY. GIVE ME THE PHONE.

18. HOLD ON. I KNOW I DON´T REALLY KNOW YOU,

19. BUT YOU OWE ME 10 BIRTHDAY GIFTS.

20. OKAY, MAX, GIVE ME THE PHONE!

21. SURE, I´LL CALL YOU "GRANDPA."

22. AS SOON AS I SEE THOSE GIFTS!

23. LISTEN...

24. I´M SORRY. GEORGE ISN´T AVAILABLE RIGHT NOW.

25. SO, WHO WANTS TO SEE ME IN MY YEARBOOK?

26. DAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

27. YOU´VE BEEN DRIVING YOURSELF CRAZY LOOKING FOR YOUR DAD,

28. AND NOW THAT YOU FOUND HIM, YOU DON´T WANT TO TALK TO HIM?

29. NO, I DON´T.

30. I DON´T GET IT.

31. LOOK, WHEN I´M READY TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THIS,

32. I´LL TALK TO YOU ABOUT THIS.

33. THAT´S RIGHT.

34. HE JUST FOUND OUT THAT HIS OLD MAN´S A JACKASS, DIRTBAG LOSER,

35. AND WHEN HE´S READY TO TALK ABOUT THAT,

36. HE WILL TALK ABOUT THAT.

37. MOM!

38. GEORGE, CAN YOU HELP ME IN THE KITCHEN, PLEASE?

39. YES.

40. HEY... I DIDN´T MAKE THIS UP.

41. YOU KIDS ARE OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW

42. THAT YOUR GRANDFATHER IS LIVING IN A CAR, AN OLD, DEFEATED MAN

43. WITH NOTHING LEFT TO DO BUT DIE...

44. BECAUSE HE LEFT YOUR GRANDMA.

45. THAT´S RIGHT.

46. WHEN YOU LEAVE YOUR GRANDMA, YOU DIE.

47. WHEN ARE YOU GONNA TELL HER THE TRUTH ABOUT YOUR FATHER?

48. HE COULD SHOW UP HERE,

49. AND THEN SHE´S GONNA FIND OUT HE´S NOT POOR.

50. HE´S A RICH GUY WITH A BIG CONSTRUCTION COMPANY.

51. HE´S NEVER COMING HERE, ´CAUSE I´M NEVER CALLING HIM BACK.

52. DOESN´T SHE DESERVE TO KNOW

53. WHAT YOUR HALF BROTHER TOLD YOU?

54. WHAT? THAT WHILE SHE WAS WORKING TWO JOBS TO KEEP

55. A ROOF OVER OUR HEADS, HE WAS MAKING A FORTUNE?

56. ANGIE, IT WOULD KILL HER TO KNOW THAT.

57. DAD, GRANDMA SAYS GRANDPA HAS A TAIL.

58. DOES THAT MEAN I´M GONNA GROW A TAIL, TOO?

59. THAT DEPENDS ON YOU, MAX.

60. IT´S UNDER YOUR SKIN RIGHT NOW.

61. AND EVERY TIME YOU LIE, IT GROWS A LITTLE BIT MORE.

62. I BROKE CARMEN´S CD PLAYER.

63. YOU JUST BOUGHT YOURSELF ANOTHER DAY, MONKEY BOY.

64. BENNY.

65. GINA.

66. THE ONLY THING I LIKE BETTER THAN WORKING NEXT TO YOU

67. FOR 30 YEARS IS EATING NEXT TO YOU FOR 30 YEARS.

68. DON´T YOU USUALLY COIL YOURSELF AROUND THAT

69. AND WAIT FOR IT TO DIE?

70. THANK YOU, GINA.

71. FOR WHAT?

72. FOR SERVICING OUR TROOPS DURING THE CIVIL WAR.

73. HEY, UH...

74. BENNY, I WAS LOOKING FOR YOU.

75. YOU GOT A CALL FROM A... MANNY LOPEZ.

76. MANNY CALLED ME?

77. HEY, YOUR BABY´S DADDY FINALLY GOT THAT CARTON OF CIGARETTES,

78. AND HE´S ON HIS WAY BACK.

79. SCREW YOU AND THE HOMELESS PEOPLE

80. SLEEPING UNDER YOUR BREASTS.

81. PERSONAL CALL, MOM?

82. YOU COULD SAY THAT.

83. I´M CALLING YOUR FATHER.

84. WHAT?

85. HE CALLED ME.

86. HE PROBABLY FOUND OUT

87. THAT WE BOTH HAVE DECENT JOBS, AND HE´S LOOKING FOR A HANDOUT.

88. I WAS NEVER GONNA TALK TO HIM, BUT NOW THAT I KNOW HE´S DOWN,

89. WHY NOT KICK HIM?

90. DON´T CALL, MOM.

91. HEY! DON´T TELL ME NOT TO CALL!

92. YOU KNOW WHAT? I GOT 32 YEARS OF HELL TO GIVE HIM.

93. LOOK, I GOT SOMETHING TO TELL YOU.

94. I BET THIS LOSER IS TAKING HIS CALLS AT THE BUS STATION.

95. BETTER — HE´S TAKING IT AT SOME PLACE

96. CALLED "LOPEZ CONSTRUCTION."

97. OOH, THAT´S GOTTA HURT.

98. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

99. MOM, HE´S RICH.

100. WHAT?

101. LOPEZ CONSTRUCTION IS HIS COMPANY.

102. HE OWNS IT.

103. LOOK, I´M SORRY I LIED, BUT I DIDN´T WANT TO HURT YOU.

104. MANNY´S RICH.

105. MOM, WAIT!

106. HEY, EVERYTHING OKAY? YOU WANT ME TO STOP HER?

107. NO, SHE´S PROBABLY JUST GOING BACK TO WORK.

108. JUST GONNA GIVE HER SOME SPACE.

109. GOOD IDEA.

110. HEY, "LEAVING LAS VEGAS"!

111. LUNCH WAS OVER TWO HOURS AGO.

112. FRED, HE´LL GET MY TAB.

113. OH, DON´T WORRY ABOUT IT.

114. HE CAN AFFORD IT. HIS FATHER´S A MILLIONAIRE.

115. MOM, GETTING PLASTERED

116. IS NOT GONNA MAKE YOU HATE MANNY ANY LESS.

117. IT SURE DID THE NIGHT YOU WERE CONCEIVED.

118. YEAH, THAT WAS A BAD NIGHT FOR BOTH OF US.

119. OKAY.

120. LET´S JUST GET IT OUT.

121. MANNY´S A LOW-LIFE PIECE OF CRAP.

122. AND I HATED HIM FOR LEAVING US FOR ANOTHER FAMILY,

123. BUT WHEN I FOUND OUT HE HAD MONEY, AND HE NEVER HELPED US,

124. I WANTED TO BREAK HIS NECK.

125. GEORGE... LET´S DO IT.

126. LET´S GO TO PHOENIX AND BREAK HIS NECK,

127. AND THEN WE CAN HEAD TO MEXICO.

128. NO, NO — CANADA! THEY´LL NEVER SUSPECT.

129. MOM, I THINK WE BOTH KNOW YOU´RE NOT ALLOWED BACK IN CANADA.

130. GEORGE...

131. THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE OUR LIFE.

132. I KNOW.

133. ALL THE MONEY, ALL THE COMFORT.

134. WHEN DOES MY SHIP COME IN, HUH?

135. WHERE´S MY POT OF GOLD?

136. WHERE´S MY TIME-SHARE IN ORLANDO?

137. MOM, I THINK WE BOTH KNOW YOU CAN´T GO BACK TO ORLANDO.

138. LOOK, MOM, IT´S IN THE PAST, AND IT´S OUT OF OUR CONTROL.

139. YOU CAN´T LET IT MAKE YOU CRAZY.

140. THERE´S NO DAMN JUSTICE.

141. YOU KNOW, HE´S GOT A FORTUNE,

142. AND I GOT A PURSE FULL OF MARASCHINO CHERRIES.

143. SHH!

144. COME ON MOM.

145. GET YOUR STUFF FROM THE OFFICE, AND I´LL TAKE YOU HOME.

146. YOU´RE DRUNK.

147. I´M NOT DRUNK.

148. OH, YEAH? HOW DOES FRED LOOK TO YOU?

149. YOU MEAN THE SILVER FOX?

150. OKAY, I´M DRUNK. TAKE ME HOME.

151. HEY, GEORGE, YOU FIND YOUR MOM?

152. YEAH, SHE´S A LITTLE DEPRESSED. SHE´S OUT IN THE CAR.

153. I´M GONNA GRAB HER THINGS AND TAKE HER HOME.

154. HEY, IT MUST BE HARD

155. FINDING OUT THAT THE DAD THAT LEFT YOU IS RICH.

156. IF HE WOULD HAVE STAYED, YOU MIGHT HAVE BEEN RICH.

157. AND I WOULD HAVE BEEN THE FRIEND OF A RICH GUY.

158. HEY, I DON´T WANT TO BREAK YOUR HEART MAN, BUT THE TRUTH IS...

159. IF I HAD MONEY... I PROBABLY WOULDN´T BE HERE.

160. I´D BE OUT ON CAPE COD HAVING HIGHBALLS WITH THE KENNEDYS.

161. HEY, IT´S YOUR MOM.

162. MOM, I TOLD YOU TO WAIT OUT IN THE CAR!

163. YOU DON´T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! I WIPED YOUR BUTT.

164. WHERE YOU GOING?

165. TO THE BATHROOM!

166. ALL RIGHT, MAKE IT FAST.

167. DON´T TELL ME HOW TO PEE!

168. HEY, BENNY, IT MUST BE NICE TO HAVE A THREE-HOUR BREAK.

169. I WISH MY SON WERE THE MANAGER.

170. OH, HAVE YOU GOT A SON?

171. I JUST THOUGHT A CHUNK OF UGLY FELL OFF YOU.

172. MOM!

173. EVERYONE, BACK UP. JUST GIVE HER SOME AIR.

174. LET ME THROUGH. WHAT HAPPENED?

175. SHE FELL, JACK.

176. SHE TRIPPED OVER THE CART.

177. OH, MAN.

178. WHY CAN´T YOU PEOPLE HURT YOURSELVES AT HOME?

179. YOU IN PAIN?

180. OH, YEAH.

181. OHH...

182. BETTER GO CALL 911.

183. ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, BACK TO WORK.

184. COME ON. QUIT YOUR GAWKING.

185. MOM?

186. WHAT?

187. WHERE DOES IT HURT?

188. IT´S ONLY GONNA HURT THE COMPANY´S WALLET,

189. BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT´S GONNA BUY ME MY TIME-SHARE IN TAMPA!

190. HEY, I WANT SOME OYSTERS.

191. STOP!

192. COME ON YOU GUYS.

193. OH!

194. HEY LOOK! IT´S ANOTHER EPISODE OF "GRANDMAS GONE WILD!"

195. GRANDMA, WHAT´S THE MATTER?

196. NOTHING, I´M FINE.

197. NOBODY TALK TO GRANDMA TODAY, OKAY.

198. IS GRANDMA SICK?

199. NO MAX, IT WAS TOUCH AND GO THERE FOR AWHILE, BUT SHE PULLED THROUGH

200. SO LETS GIVE GRANDMA A NICE ROUND OF APPLAUSE!

201. GRANDMA DRANK TOO MUCH YESTERDAY.

202. ALCOHOL IS BASICALLY A POISON

203. AND IF YOU DRINK TOO MUCH OF IT, YOU GET SICK.

204. WHAT IF YOU DRINK JUST THE RIGHT AMOUNT?

205. NOBODY KNOWS WHAT THE RIGHT AMOUNT IS, MAX.

206. IT´S SOMEWHERE BETWEEN THE FIRST SIP AND DRINKING MILK DIRECTLY FROM A COW.

207. SO, IS YOUR BACK OKAY?

208. YEAH, MY BACK´S FINE.

209. I´M JUST SWEATING SO MUCH TEQUILA,

210. IF YOU LICK THE BOTTOM OF MY FEET, YOU CAN GET A BUZZ.

211. LOOK, MOM, NOW THAT YOU´RE SOBER,

212. I THINK YOU KNOW IT´S CRAZY TO TRY TO GET WORKMEN´S COMP.

213. OH, NO, NO, NO. I´M STILL GOING THROUGH WITH THAT.

214. YOU JUST SAID YOU WERE FINE!

215. TO YOU.

216. TO EVERYONE ELSE,

217. I HAVE A NONSPECIFIC LOWER LUMBAR PAIN,

218. AND NOBODY CAN PROVE I DON´T.

219. DON´T DO THIS, MOM.

220. GEORGE, I FELL.

221. EVERYBODY SAW ME.

222. YEAH, BUT YOU WERE DRUNK!

223. IT WAS JUST LIKE AUNT RITA´S WEDDING ALL OVER AGAIN,

224. EXCEPT THIS TIME, YOU HAD UNDERWEAR ON.

225. GEORGE...

226. THIS IS MY CHANCE TO EVEN THE SCORE.

227. I COULDN´T GO OUT AND START A MILLION-DOLLAR COMPANY

228. LIKE YOUR DAD.

229. I WAS TOO BUSY STRUGGLING TO RAISE YOU.

230. I DESERVE THIS MONEY.

231. SO, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?

232. STAY INSIDE FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE?

233. THOSE INSURANCE COMPANIES ARE GONNA BE WATCHING YOU!

234. HEY, INSURANCE, IRS, THE THUGS FROM THE KIDS TELETHON —

235. GET IN LINE.

236. HEY, JACK, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

237. I HEARD BENNY WAS STAYING WITH YOU.

238. I JUST CAME BY TO SEE IF SHE WAS OKAY.

239. OH, YEAH, THAT´S NICE, JACK. COME ON IN.

240. I THINK SHE JUST WENT IN THE KITCHEN.

241. OH, WELL, IT´S GOOD TO HEAR SHE´S WALKING.

242. OH, MY GOD!

243. OH, JUST HEADED TO THE LITTLE GIRLS´ ROOM.

244. JACK... CAN I GET YOU SOMETHING TO DRINK?

245. AW, BENNY! NO, THANK YOU, I´M FINE.

246. LET ME HELP YOU UP.

247. OHH! OHH! OHH!

248. HOW ABOUT THIS, HUH, JACK?

249. 35 YEARS I WORK IN THE FACTORY,

250. AND NOT ONE ACCIDENT TILL THIS.

251. GUESS IT WAS JUST A MATTER OF TIME, HUH?

252. YEAH.

253. OHH, OHH. OOH.

254. WHAT´D THE DOCTOR SAY?

255. OH, WHAT DO THEY ALWAYS SAY?

256. "TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES."

257. OH! OHH!

258. OH, GOD...

259. PLEASE DON´T TAKE AWAY THE LAUGHTER.

260. ACTUALLY, MOM, AFTER TWO WEEKS OFF WITH PAY,

261. YOU SHOULD BE BACK ON YOUR FEET AGAIN.

262. I WOULDN´T COUNT ON IT.

263. I HAVEN´T BEEN SO LUCKY IN MY LIFE.

264. YEAH, BUT YOU´RE TOUGH.

265. FOUR WEEKS AND YOU SHOULD BE BACK ON THE JOB, RIGHT?

266. SIX WEEKS IS PLENTY OF TIME TO HEAL.

267. GEORGE, TAKE IT EASY.

268. YEAH, TAKE IT EASY.

269. YOUR MOM SHOULD STAY OUT AS LONG AS SHE NEEDS TO.

270. THAT´S WHAT INSURANCE IS FOR.

271. WELL, YOU´RE THE BOSS, JACK.

272. NOT THE MANAGER, THE BOSS.

273. I´LL CHECK IN WITH YOU LATER IN THE WEEK.

274. OH, WHO´S COVERING ME AT WORK?

275. OH! I KNOW! WHAT ABOUT GINA?

276. WELL, THAT´S A GREAT IDEA EXCEPT,

277. SHE´S SUPPOSED TO BE ON VACATION.

278. OF COURSE, I´M SURE SHE´LL UNDERSTAND.

279. OH, I´M SURE SHE WILL.

280. AND TELL HER "THANK YOU" FROM ME.

281. I´LL SEE YOU LATER, GEORGE.

282. OKAY. THANKS, JACK.

283. HAVE A GOOD DAY.

284. YES!

285. I´M NOT GONNA TELL YOU NOT TO DO IT,

286. BUT I THINK WHAT YOU´RE DOING IS WRONG.

287. IT´S NOT WRONG. IT´S PAYBACK.

288. THIS IS GOD SETTING THINGS STRAIGHT.

289. YOU KNOW, THEY SAY HE WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS.

290. YEAH, BUT WHAT IF IT´S A TEST,

291. AND HE´S GIVING YOU A CHANCE TO DO THE RIGHT THING?

292. GEORGE, YOU DON´T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT GOD.

293. HE GOT ME DRUNK AND TRIPPED ME.

294. HEY, GEORGE.

295. HERE´S THE PAPERS YOU NEED TO SIGN

296. SO YOUR MOM CAN GET WORKMEN´S COMP.

297. POOR, POOR BENNY.

298. I WOULDN´T WISH A BACK INJURY ON MY WORST ENEMY.

299. YEAH, NOW I DON´T HAVE TO.

300. I´M REALLY SORRY ABOUT YOUR VACATION, GINA.

301. OH, YEAH, WELL,

302. MY DAUGHTER WILL PROBABLY GET MARRIED AGAIN ANYWAY.

303. TELL ME, GEORGE,

304. DOES BENNY NEED HELP GOING TO THE BATHROOM?

305. TAKING A SHOWER?

306. IS IT HUMILIATING?

307. YOU KNOW, I DON´T KNOW WHY YOU TWO HATE EACH OTHER SO MUCH.

308. SOMEDAY, YOU COULD RUN HELL TOGETHER.

309. HEY, HOW´D IT GO WITH MY MOM THIS MORNING?

310. I TOOK HER TO THE CLINIC, AND I TOOK HER HOME.

311. YOU GOT THE NOTE?

312. THE ONE THE CROOKED DOCTOR GAVE HER?

313. SHH!

314. WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO, GET MY MOM CAUGHT?

315. I WISH SHE WOULD GET CAUGHT,

316. AND I AM DONE BEING YOUR MESSENGER.

317. I THINK WHAT THE TWO OF YOU ARE DOING IS DISGUSTING.

318. WHAT DID THE DOCTOR SAY?

319. WHATEVER YOUR MOM WANTS HIM TO SAY.

320. SHE HAS SOFT TISSUE DAMAGE IN THE LOWER LUMBAR REGION.

321. AND IF WE WANT, I HAVE CHRONIC FATIGUE SYNDROME,

322. YOU HAVE POST-TRAUMATIC STRESS DISORDER,

323. MAX HAS POSTPARTUM DEPRESSION,

324. AND CARMEN HAS HYSTERICAL MOOD SWINGS,

325. ALTHOUGH HE MAY HAVE GOT THAT ONE RIGHT BY ACCIDENT.

326. LOOK, I DON´T WANT TO DO THIS, ANGIE,

327. BUT I OWE IT TO MY MOM.

328. IT´S MY FAULT.

329. SHE ASKED ME NOT TO GO LOOKING FOR MY DAD,

330. AND I DID IT ANYWAYS.

331. AND SHE´S THE ONE THAT ENDED UP GETTING HURT.

332. GEORGE, IT´S NOT YOUR FAULT! YOU DIDN´T MAKE HIM RICH!

333. AND WHAT IF SHE´D FOUND OUT ON HER OWN?

334. WOULD YOU STILL BE HELPING HER?

335. NO YOU WOULDN´T, BECAUSE IT´S WRONG, AND YOU KNOW IT´S WRONG.

336. WE TALKED ABOUT THIS LAST NIGHT,

337. AND YOU SAID, "I THINK WHAT YOU´RE DOING IS WRONG,

338. BUT I´M DONE TALKING ABOUT IT."

339. WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT?

340. FINE. I´M DONE TALKING ABOUT IT.

341. GO AHEAD AND GIVE HER WORKER´S COMP...

342. BUT IT´S WRONG!

343. NOW I´M DONE TALKING ABOUT IT.

344. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

345. CHECKING TO SEE HOW MUCH WORKER´S COMP I´M GONNA GET.

346. HEY, YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY YOU GET IF YOU LOSE A THUMB?

347. ´CAUSE A THUMB´S WORTH MORE THAN A FINGER,

348. BUT A HAND´S WORTH MORE THAN A THUMB.

349. HOW MUCH IF YOU´D LOSE YOUR TONGUE? THEN WE´D ALL WIN.

350. SO, HOW MUCH MONEY YOU THINK YOU´RE GONNA GET FOR THIS?

351. WELL, I DON´T KNOW. I´M GETTING TO THAT CHART.

352. OKAY, HERE WE GO.

353. HERE´S MY SALARY.

354. MY COMPENSATION WOULD BE —

355. HOLY CRAP!

356. WHAT?

357. I´M ONLY GONNA GET 375 BUCKS A WEEK!

358. HOW COME THEY DON´T TELL YOU THAT BEFORE YOU HURT YOURSELF?

359. YOU´RE RIGHT, MOM.

360. I DON´T WANT TO LIVE IN A COUNTRY

361. WHERE NURSES, TEACHERS, AND LIARS CAN´T EARN A DECENT WAGE.

362. I DON´T HAVE TO SETTLE FOR WORKMEN´S COMP.

363. THE DOCTOR SAID I HAD A GOOD CASE.

364. I´M GONNA GO FOR A BIG, FAT LAWSUIT.

365. SO YOU´RE GONNA SUE THE COMPANY

366. THAT HAS BEEN PUTTING FOOD ON YOUR TABLE

367. FOR THE LAST 35 YEARS?

368. I´M NOT GREEDY. I´LL SETTLE FOR A MILLION.

369. AND YOU STILL THINK YOU´RE DOING THE RIGHT THING?

370. ABSOLUTELY.

371. YOU´RE NOT ASHAMED AT ALL?

372. NO, SIR.

373. ALL RIGHT, THAT´S IT.

374. KIDS? GET IN HERE.

375. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

376. WHAT´S WRONG?

377. GRANDMA THINKS IT´S ALL RIGHT TO CHEAT THE POWERS BROTHERS

378. OUT OF A MILLION DOLLARS,

379. SO THIS WHOLE FAMILY´S GONNA FOLLOW HER EXAMPLE.

380. FROM NOW ON, WE´RE ALL GONNA LIE, CHEAT, AND STEAL.

381. CARMEN... KEEP DOING WHAT YOU´RE DOING.

382. MAX, YOU SEE A TOY YOU WANT, JUST TAKE IT

383. AND SAY YOUR MOM ALREADY PAID FOR IT.

384. BUT, DAD, I CAN´T LIE.

385. My tail.

386. DON´T WORRY ABOUT YOUR TAIL.

387. YOU CAN USE IT TO TAKE OFF THE SECURITY TABS.

388. AND YOU KNOW WHAT I´M GONNA DO?

389. RIGHT AFTER YOU SETTLE YOUR LAWSUIT,

390. I´M GONNA GO OVER TO YOUR HOUSE, AND I´M GONNA FALL.

391. THEN I´M GONNA SUE YOU, HUH?

392. HOW DO YOU LIKE WHAT I´M TEACHING THE KIDS NOW?

393. I WAS OKAY UP UNTIL THE PART YOU WERE GONNA SUE ME.

394. KIDS — NEVER SUE FAMILY.

395. IT MAKES THANKSGIVING EVEN MORE UNCOMFORTABLE.

396. YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT JUST HAPPENED HERE?

397. YEAH, YOU USED US TO SHAME GRANDMA BENNY INTO SOMETHING,

398. BUT IT DIDN´T WORK.

399. VERY GOOD. DISMISSED.

400. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

401. I´M GONNA FIND A LAWYER. OOH.

402. "YOU MAY HAVE BEEN HURT, AND YOU DON´T EVEN KNOW IT."

403. I THINK I CAN WORK WITH THIS GUY.

404. MOM...

405. YOU´VE DONE SOME PRETTY MESSED-UP THINGS.

406. YOU NEVER CELEBRATED MY BIRTHDAY,

407. SOMETIMES YOU LEFT ME AT HOME WITHOUT ANY FOOD, AND...

408. I THINK I REMEMBER YOU GIVING ME BEER

409. AND MAKING ME DO SOME FUNNY BABY DANCE FOR YOUR FRIENDS.

410. BUT I COULD ALWAYS LOOK UP TO YOU...

411. BECAUSE WHEN IT CAME TO THE BIG STUFF,

412. YOU DID THE RIGHT THING.

413. YOU NEVER PASSED ME OFF TO ANOTHER RELATIVE.

414. YOU WORKED HARD.

415. I RESPECT YOU.

416. THAT´S MORE THAN I CAN SAY ABOUT MANNY.

417. AFTER ALL THIS TIME...

418. DON´T LET HIM MAKE YOU DO THE WRONG THING.

419. I NEVER GAVE YOU BEER. YOU GOT IT FROM THE TRASH.

420. MOM, I HOPE I SEE YOU AT WORK TOMORROW.

421. YOU´RE LATE.

422. HEY, I HAD TO GET ANOTHER NOTE FROM MY DOCTOR

423. SO HE COULD GIVE ME THIS.

424. PLEASE DON´T CALL ME HANDICAPPED.

425. I WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.

426. WELL, I´M GLAD YOU SHOWED UP.

427. OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,

428. ´CAUSE I´M A HARD WORKER, I´M A GOOD PERSON,

429. BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.

430. NO, I NEED YOU OUT THERE.

431. GINA HAD AN ACCIDENT COVERING YOUR SHIFT.

432. WHAT HAPPENED?

433. SHE LOST A FINGER IN THE DRILL PRESS.

434. WAS IT A THUMB?

435. YEAH.

436. CRAP!

437. THAT´S $30,000!

438. WHY? WHY DO ALL OF THE GOOD THINGS

439. HAPPEN TO BAD PEOPLE?

440. MOM?

441. WHAT?

442. GINA´S GONNA BE NEEDING THIS.

443. HEY. WHAT YOU HAVING FOR LUNCH?

444. UM, TURKEY SANDWICH.

445. YEAH? I GOT HAM.

446. SO... BIG PLANS FOR THE WEEKEND?

447. NAH, I´M NOT DOING ANYTHING SPECIAL.

448. NAH, ME EITHER.

449. EVER BEEN WITH A WOMAN WITHOUT A THUMB?

450. NO, I HAVEN´T.

451. YOU KNOW... WHEN YOU LOSE YOUR THUMB,

452. OTHER PARTS OF YOUR BODY COMPENSATE.

453. NO! NO, THEY DON´T!