1. MORNING, MR. NEEDLES.
MORNING, MAX.
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2. MORNING, KID I DON´T KNOW.
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3. HI, I´M ALLISON.
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4. HI, I´M GEORGE.
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5. SINCE WHEN DID MAX START
HANGING OUT WITH GIRLS?
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6. OH, THAT´S NOT JUST A GIRL.
THAT´S MAX´S WIFE.
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7. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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8. IT´S SOMETHING ALL THE KIDS
HIS AGE ARE DOING.
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9. THEY JUST PAIR OFF
AND SAY THEY´RE MARRIED.
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10. THEY DON´T KISS OR ANYTHING.
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11. I´M GLAD HE´S FINALLY SHOWING
AN INTEREST IN GIRLS.
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12. THIS MORNING, HE TUCKED HIS
SHIRT IN AND COMBED HIS HAIR,
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13. AND LAST NIGHT AFTER HE WENT
TO THE BATHROOM,
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14. HE PUT THE SEAT DOWN.
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15. I´M LOSING HIM.
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16. WELL, I´D KEEP MY EYE
ON MAX´S WIFE.
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17. SHE´S ON HER THIRD
JUICY JUICE.
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18. I THINK SHE HAS
A PROBLEM.
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19. YOU KNOW...
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20. RUMOR HAS IT SOMEONE HERE
TIED THE KNOT.
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21. STUPID CARMEN.
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22. YEAH, WE GOT MARRIED,
BUT IT´S NO BIG DEAL.
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23. WELL, I´M SORRY I MISSED
THE BACHELOR PARTY
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24. AT CHUCK E. CHEESE.
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25. I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO PUTTING
A DOLLAR IN THE MOUSE´S BELT.
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26. COME ON, PUMPKIN.
LET´S GO TO SCHOOL.
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27. HERE, HONEY, I MADE YOU
A FRESH BROWNIE FOR LUNCH.
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28. YOU KNOW
THOSE MAKE YOU HYPER.
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29. HERE WE GO.
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30. WHASSUP?
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31. CURTIS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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32. WITH ALL THOSE BOXES
FROM THE BASEMENT?
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33. I GOT TO ENTER ALL THESE
OLD EMPLOYEE FILES
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34. FOR BACKGROUND CHECKS.
IT´S FOR THAT STUPID
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35. GOVERNMENT CONTRACT
WE´RE TRYING TO LAND.
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36. HEY, IF WE´RE DOING
BACKGROUND CHECKS,
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37. I WOULDN´T BE CALLING
THE GOVERNMENT STUPID.
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38. PLEASE DON´T TAKE ME,
I LIKE IT HERE!
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39. DUDE, IT´S GOING
TO TAKE ME FOREVER, MAN.
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40. I GOT TO LUG EACH ONE OF THESE
SPIDER-INFESTED BOXES
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41. UP HERE ONE AT A TIME.
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42. JUST DON´T LET ´EM
GET IN YOUR HAIR.
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43. THE MAMA SPIDERS
LAY EGGS.
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44. YEAH, RIGHT, LIKE I´M SOME
LITTLE PUNK AFRAID
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45. OF BABY SPIDERS.
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46. MAN, YOU PLAY TOO MUCH!
GO!
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47. THAT´S YOUR PROBLEM.
YOU PLAY TOO MUCH!
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48. HEY, GUYS, MAKE SURE CURTIS
HAS ALL YOUR CURRENT
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49. PERSONAL INFORMATION BECAUSE
WE´RE DOING BACKGROUND CHECKS.
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50. WANT TO MAKE SURE EVERYBODY´S
CLEAN FOR THE FEDS.
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51. WHAT ARE THEY CHECKING US FOR?
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52. I MEAN, I CAN SEE WHY
THEY´RE CHECKING HOSNI.
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53. HE´S AN ARAB.
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54. YEAH, AND HE DOESN´T DRINK.
HOW SUSPICIOUS IS THAT?
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55. OR CURSE. ONE TIME I DROPPED
A PIPE ON HIS FOOT...
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56. NOTHING.
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57. YOU KNOW, IT´S A GREAT DAY
IN AMERICA
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58. WHEN WHITE PEOPLE,
BLACK PEOPLE, AND LATINOS
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59. CAN ALL COME TOGETHER
AND PICK ON ANOTHER MINORITY.
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60. WHAT´S WRONG
WITH YOU GUYS?
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61. JUST ´CAUSE HE DOES HIS WORK
AND DOESN´T HANG AROUND
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62. AND GOSSIP, YOU THINK
HE´S SUSPICIOUS?
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63. YEAH.
YEAH. YEAH.
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64. HEY, HE´S BEEN HERE
FOR TWO YEARS, AND I HAVEN´T
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65. SEEN ONE OF YOU MAKE ANY
ATTEMPT TO GET TO KNOW HIM.
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66. WELL, I HAVEN´T SEEN YOU
HANGING AROUND WITH HIM,
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67. MR. WE ARE THE WORLD.
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68. YOU KNOW, YOU´RE RIGHT.
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69. THAT ENDS RIGHT NOW.
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70. HEY, HOSNI.
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71. WHAT ARE YOU DOING
FRIDAY NIGHT?
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72. IS THIS ABOUT OVERTIME,
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73. BECAUSE I CAN´T DO IT
ON FRIDAYS.
OH. SOMETHING RELIGIOUS?
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74. NO, I LIKE TO WATCH "AMERICA´S
FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS."
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75. BUT I DO IT RELIGIOUSLY.
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76. LISTEN, WHY DON´T YOU COME OVER
AND HAVE DINNER
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77. WITH ME AND MY FAMILY?
WE´VE NEVER HUNG OUT.
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78. I DON´T KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT YOU, YOUR LIFE,
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79. YOUR CULTURE.
IT´LL BE FUN.
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80. ALL RIGHT, HOW MANY OF MY WIVES
CAN I BRING?
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81. IF WE HIT IT OFF, MAN,
I´LL LET YOU HAVE ONE OF MINE.
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82. HER NAME´S BENNY.
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83. GEORGE, WE GOTTA TALK.
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84. SURE, JACK, WHAT´S UP?
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85. I GOT A BIG PROBLEM
I NEED YOU TO HANDLE.
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86. WE´RE WORRIED THE GOVERNMENT´S
GOING TO THROW UP A RED FLAG
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87. ON HOSE-NI.
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88. HAWS-NI.
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89. WHATEVER.
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90. I DON´T WANT HIM TO BE
THE HEAD INSPECTOR ON THIS.
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91. I´M AFRAID WE MIGHT LOSE
OUR SHOT AT THIS CONTRACT.
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92. JACK, SO JUST ´CAUSE
HE´S AN ARAB
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93. YOU GOT A PROBLEM
WITH HIM?
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94. NO, GEORGE, WE FOUND OUT
HE WENT TO FLIGHT SCHOOL.
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95. DID HE TAKE ALL THE LESSONS?
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96. LOOK, I´M WANT HIM OFF THE LINE
AND SHUFFLING PAPERS
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97. TILL I TELL YOU DIFFERENT.
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98. OH, MAN, I JUST INVITED HIM
TO DINNER.
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99. OH, ROOKIE MISTAKE, GEORGE.
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100. YOU CANNOT GET CLOSE
TO YOUR EMPLOYEES.
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101. YOU LIKE ME?
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102. NOT REALLY.
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103. THAT´S ´CAUSE I DON´T
LET YOU IN.
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104. YOU KNOW, GEORGE, SOMETIMES,
LATE AT NIGHT,
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105. I´M BALLED UP
IN THE FETAL POSITION,
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106. I´M NAKED,
I´M HOLDING A DOUBLE BOURBON,
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107. AND I AM CRYING LIKE A BABY.
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108. BUT YOU WILL NEVER SEE THAT.
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109. THANK YOU, JACK.
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110. YOU BET.
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111. HI, CARMEN, HI, ANGIE.
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112. ANGIE?
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113. I´M SORRY.
SHOULD I CALL YOU MOM?
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114. ANGIE WILL BE FINE.
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115. UM, MAX, IS YOUR WIFE
STAYING FOR DINNER,
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116. BECAUSE I´M MAKING SOMETHING
SPECIAL.
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117. YOUR DAD´S BRINGING SOMEBODY
OVER FROM WORK.
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118. UM, WELL...
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119. NO. WE ALREADY ATE
AT MY PARENTS´.
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120. WE´RE JUST GOING TO GO
AND PLAY IN MAX´S ROOM
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121. FOR A WHILE.
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122. WHAT SHE SAID.
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123. OKAY...
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124. HEY, HOW COME HE CAN HAVE
A GIRL UP IN HIS ROOM
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125. AND I CAN´T HAVE A BOY
UP TO MINE?
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126. BECAUSE HE STILL THINKS
MAKING OUT
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127. IS FINDING QUARTERS
IN THE COUCH.
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128. I HAVE A SURPRISE
FOR YOU.
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129. WHOA. COOL, A SUPERBALL.
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130. WHAT´S THIS FOR?
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131. OUR ONE-WEEK ANNIVERSARY.
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132. DON´T PRETEND
YOU DON´T REMEMBER.
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133. WOW. ONE WEEK.
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134. WHERE HAS THE TIME GONE?
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135. WELL...
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136. WELL...
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137. WHERE´S MY GIFT?
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138. CLOSE YOUR EYES.
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139. IT´S A BIG SURPRISE.
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140. GUM?
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141. SURPRISE.
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142. YOU DON´T CARE ABOUT
THIS MARRIAGE, DO YOU?
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143. IT´S GRAPE!
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144. HOSNI, I GIVE YOU A LOT
OF CREDIT FOR COMING TO THE U.S.
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145. I KNOW HOW HARD IT WAS
FOR MY PARENTS TO LEAVE CUBA.
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146. AND THEY WEREN´T EVEN
TRYING TO LEAVE.
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147. THEY WENT SWIMMING
AND CAUGHT A WAVE.
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148. SO, DO YOU EVER
GET HOMESICK FOR EGYPT?
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149. WELL, WHENEVER I MISS
THE DESERT AND THE PYRAMIDS,
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150. I JUST FLY TO VEGAS.
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151. YOU FLY?
YOU FLY THE PLANE?
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152. MOM!
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153. YES. MY DAD WAS A PILOT.
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154. THAT´S HOW I GOT IN THIS
BUSINESS IN THE FIRST PLACE.
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155. WELL, I THINK THAT´S GREAT.
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156. AM I THE ONLY ONE
WHOSE EYEBROWS ARE RAISED?
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157. YEAH...
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158. BECAUSE YOU PENCIL THEM IN
THAT WAY.
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159. SORRY.
IT´S THE NEW SUPERBALL.
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160. OH, THIS ISN´T A SUPERBALL.
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161. YES, IT IS.
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162. IT´S CALLED A DYNABALL,
BUT IT´S THE SAME THING.
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163. IT´S NOT THE SAME THING.
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164. REAL SUPERBALLS WERE CREATED
UNDER 50,000 POUNDS OF PRESSURE.
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165. SUPERBALLS BOUNCED HIGHER
THAN ANY OTHER BALL EVER MADE.
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166. A KID IN ST. LOUIS BOUNCED ONE
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167. AND A KID IN CHICAGO
LOST AN EYE!
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168. THAT´S HOW GREAT THEY WERE.
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169. I BOUNCED ONE
ACROSS THE NILE.
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170. WHERE´S THE NILE?
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171. IT´S IN EGYPT.
THAT´S WHERE HOSNI´S FROM.
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172. LIKE THOSE GUYS ON THE NEWS?
WHY DO YOU HATE US?
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173. MAX!
MAX!
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174. HE DOESN´T HATE US.
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175. YOU KNOW IT´S WRONG TO ASSUME
THINGS ABOUT PEOPLE.
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176. I´M REALLY SORRY ABOUT THAT,
HOSNI.
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177. WE TRY TO TEACH HIM TO BE COOL
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178. WITH ALL DIFFERENT TYPES
OF PEOPLE,
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179. BUT APPARENTLY WE MISSED ONE.
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180. I TOLD YOU WE SHOULD HAVE RENTED
"ALADDIN."
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181. MAX, COME HERE.
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182. YOUR MOM IS RIGHT.
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183. I DON´T HATE YOU.
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184. JUST LIKE ANYWHERE ELSE,
WHERE I COME FROM,
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185. THERE ARE GOOD PEOPLE
AND THERE ARE BAD PEOPLE.
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186. WHICH ONE ARE YOU?
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187. I AM GOOD PEOPLE.
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188. OH, OKAY.
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189. HE´S A SWEET KID.
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190. DOES HE BELIEVE EVERYTHING
ANYBODY TELLS HIM?
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191. HEY, HE STILL THINKS DOING
YARD WORK IS ASTRONAUT TRAINING.
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192. GEORGE, NEXT TIME
IT´S MY PLACE.
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193. ANGIE, THANKS FOR
A GREAT DINNER.
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194. YOU´RE WELCOME.
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195. BENNY.
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196. LIGHTEN UP.
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197. TRY PENCILING IN
A SMILE ON YOUR FACE.
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198. OH, HOSNI. HA HA HA!
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199. HE´S GOT CRAZY EYES.
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200. HEY, SORRY I MISSED DINNER.
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201. I GUESS I´LL HAVE TO MEET HOSNI
NEXT TIME.
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202. I DON´T KNOW IF THERE WILL BE
A NEXT TIME
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203. AFTER WHAT I´M SUPPOSED TO DO
ON MONDAY.
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204. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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205. THE POWERS BROTHERS
ARE WORRIED ABOUT LOSING
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206. THE GOVERNMENT CONTRACT
BECAUSE OF HOSNI.
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207. THEY WANT ME TO TAKE HIM
OFF THE PROJECT.
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208. WAIT A SECOND.
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209. YOU KNEW ABOUT THIS BEFORE
DINNER AND YOU DIDN´T TELL ME?
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210. ANGIE, IF I WOULD HAVE TOLD YOU,
YOU WOULD HAVE TIPPED HIM OFF.
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211. YOU WOULD HAVE USED
YOUR SYMPATHY VOICE —
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212. WOULD YOU LIKE
MORE COFFEE, MAYBE SOME TEA?
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213. THIS ISN´T FAIR TO HOSNI.
THEY CAN´T DO THIS.
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214. JUST ´CAUSE HE TOOK
FLYING LESSONS
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215. AND HE´S FROM A TROUBLED
PART OF THE WORLD.
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216. HEY, WHAT IS THE PROBLEM?
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217. WE´VE GOT TO BUILD AIRPLANES
FOR THE GOVERNMENT.
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218. HE´S AN ARAB.
HE´S GOT TO GO.
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219. MOM, HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?
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220. HOW MANY TIMES IN YOUR LIFE
HAVE YOU HAD PEOPLE JUDGE YOU
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221. BECAUSE OF YOUR BACKGROUND?
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222. HEY, WHEN PEOPLE
DON´T LIKE ME,
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223. THEY DON´T LIKE ME
BECAUSE THEY KNOW ME.
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224. IT HAS NOTHING TO DO
WITH MY BACKGROUND.
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225. DAD, IF THEY´RE WORRIED
ABOUT HIM,
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226. MAYBE IT´S BETTER
IF HE´S NOT MAKING PLANES.
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227. CARMEN, YOU CAN´T JUDGE PEOPLE
BY THE WAY THEY LOOK.
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228. YOU KNOW, IT HAPPENS TO ME
ALL THE TIME.
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229. WHEN I GO SHOPPING,
SECURITY FOLLOWS ME.
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230. WHEN I CUT MY GRASS, PEOPLE WANT
TO KNOW HOW MUCH I CHARGE.
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231. ONE TIME
WHEN I WAS PLAYING GOLF,
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232. A GUY PULLS UP TO THE CLUBHOUSE,
GETS OUT,
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233. AND HANDS ME THE KEYS
TO HIS CAR.
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234. DAD, WHAT DID YOU DO?
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235. I TOOK IT.
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236. THEN I CALLED HIM
ON HIS CAR PHONE
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237. AND TOLD HIM
THAT IT SHAKES AT 110.
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238. DAD, IF HOSNI´S A GOOD GUY
AND YOU DO THIS,
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239. DOESN´T THAT MAKE YOU
ONE OF THE BAD GUYS?
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240. NO, BECAUSE I´M GOING TO TELL
THE POWERS BROTHERS
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241. I CAN´T DO THIS TO HOSNI.
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242. WAY TO GO.
YOU´RE A DOPE.
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243. ALL RIGHT,
LET´S GET TO THE FILES.
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244. WHAT´S THIS ABOUT, ANYWAY?
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245. I GOT TO PUT A CASE TOGETHER
FOR HOSNI
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246. BEFORE THE POWERS BROTHERS
GET IN.
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247. LOOK AT THE PEOPLE THEY´VE
ALREADY APPROVED FOR THE JOB.
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248. JOHN PATTERSON —
THREE STINTS IN REHAB.
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249. MARY SANCHEZ — 82 YEARS OLD
AND LEGALLY BLIND!
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250. JOE KRUVITCH —
FORMER PORN STAR.
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251. HE WAS A PORN STAR?
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252. ONLY FOR A YEAR.
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253. HE MADE 2,000 FILMS.
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254. THIS ISN´T GOING TO WORK, MAN.
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255. LOOK, YOU BRING THIS UP,
YOU´RE NOT GOING TO HELP HOSNI.
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256. YOU´RE JUST GOING TO GET
THOSE PEOPLE BUMPED, TOO.
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257. YEAH, YOU´RE PROBABLY RIGHT,
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258. AND I DON´T WANT
TO SEND JOE BACK TO PORN.
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259. HE´S GOT A BAD BACK.
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260. YOU WANTED TO SEE US, GEORGE?
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261. HEY, CURTIS,
LET ME TALK TO THESE GUYS.
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262. SO, UH, DID YOU TALK
TO HOSNI YET?
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263. NO, ´CAUSE I´M NOT
DEMOTING HIM.
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264. YOU HAD NO PROBLEM
WITH THE 37 PLANES
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265. HE INSPECTED BEFORE
THE GOVERNMENT CONTRACT CAME UP,
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266. AND THERE´S NO REASON
TO HAVE A PROBLEM NOW.
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267. GEORGE, PLEASE —
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268. NO, LET ME FINISH.
THIS IS PROFILING.
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269. SO WHAT IF HE WENT
TO FLIGHT SCHOOL?
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270. IF HE WASN´T AN ARAB,
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271. WE WOULDN´T BE HAVING
THIS CONVERSATION.
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272. IT´S NOT HIS FAULT HE´S NOT SOME
82-YEAR-OLD EX-PORN STAR
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273. STRAIGHT OUT OF REHAB!
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274. DID YOU FOLLOW THAT?
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275. NO.
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276. GEORGE, LET ME
SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU.
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277. IF WE DON´T GET THIS CONTRACT,
WE´RE GOING TO A SKELETON CREW.
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278. WE´LL HAVE TO LAY OFF
AT LEAST 20 PEOPLE.
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279. NOW, DO YOU WANT THAT
ON YOUR HEAD?
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280. NO, MAN, I DON´T.
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281. BUT I DON´T WANT TO SCREW
ONE GUY OUT OF A JOB
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282. BECAUSE YOU TWO GUYS
ARE PARANOID.
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283. GEORGE, WE ARE NOT CLOSING
OUR DOORS OVER HOSNI.
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284. I WANT HIM DOING MEANINGLESS
PAPERWORK BY TOMORROW.
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285. GEORGE, YOU WANT TO
GET SOMETHING TO EAT?
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286. UH, NO, I CAN´T, MAN.
I GOT TO WORK THROUGH LUNCH.
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287. GOT PAPERWORK.
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288. WHAT´S BLACK AND RED
AND MAD AS HELL?
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289. A BROTHER WITH 15 PAPER CUTS.
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290. DAMN!
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291. 16.
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292. POOR CURTIS.
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293. I´D RATHER EAT MY OWN HANDS
THAN BE STUCK DOING PAPERWORK.
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294. YEAH, WELL...
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295. THAT´S... YEAH.
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296. MAX, IS YOUR MOM HOME?
I GOT TO TALK TO HER.
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297. SHE´S STILL SHOPPING.
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298. BUT, LOOK, I FOUND
ONE OF THOSE OLD SUPERBALLS
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299. BUT THE AUCTION´S ALMOST OVER.
CAN WE MAKE A BID?
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300. 5 BUCKS?
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301. THEY MUST BE COLLECTIBLES.
NO, LET´S BID $6.
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302. I DON´T WANT TO LOSE IT.
LET´S BID $1,000.
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303. OKAY, I´M IN CHARGE
OF THE BIDDING NOW.
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304. LET´S BID $7.
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305. YOU´VE BEEN OUTBID.
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306. OKAY, $10.
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307. OUTBID.
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308. OKAY, $20.
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309. OUTBID.
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310. $30.
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311. OUTBID.
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312. $50!
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313. GO TO $1,000!
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314. $60!
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315. IT´S OVER! WE WIN!
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316. DAH! WHAT DO
THE LOPEZ MEN HAVE?
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317. SUPERBALL!
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318. THAT´S RIGHT!
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319. WHAT ARE YOU TELLING HIM?
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320. DAD JUST GOT ME
AN ORIGINAL SUPERBALL FOR $60.
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321. 60 BUCKS
FOR A LITTLE RUBBER BALL?
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322. CONGRATULATIONS.
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323. YOU´RE OFFICIALLY
OUT OF THE HOOD.
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324. HEY, DAD, I´M GONNA BUY
SOME GUM. CAN I HAVE $300?
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325. YOU WANT $300?
MM-HMM.
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326. I BURIED IT BEHIND
THE LEMON TREE IN THE BACKYARD.
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327. YOU DIG IT UP,
YOU CAN HAVE IT.
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328. COOL!
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329. OH!
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330. HERE, LET ME HELP YOU.
YOU OKAY?
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331. DAD, WHY DON´T YOU
JUST HIRE SOMEBODY
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332. TO DIG THE HOLES
FOR THE SPRINKLERS?
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333. MAX IS GONNA FIGURE IT OUT
SOMEDAY.
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334. NOT IF HE KEEPS RUNNING
INTO THE DOOR.
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335. SO, HOW´D IT GO WITH
THE POWERS BROTHERS TODAY?
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336. WELL,
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337. SOMETIMES YOU EAT THE BEAR,
SOMETIMES THE BEAR EATS YOU,
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338. AND SOMETIMES YOU´RE WHAT
THE BEAR LEAVES BEHIND
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339. IN THE WOODS.
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340. WHAT HAPPENED?
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341. IF I DON´T DEMOTE HOSNI
AND WE DON´T GET THE CONTRACT,
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342. 20 PEOPLE
ARE GONNA GET LAID OFF.
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343. OH, MY GOD.
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344. I DON´T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
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345. WHAT KIND OF EXAMPLE
AM I FOR MY KIDS
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346. IF I CAN´T STAND UP
FOR WHAT I BELIEVE IN?
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347. WELL, WHAT KIND OF MANAGER
WOULD YOU BE
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348. IF YOU LET 20 PEOPLE
GET FIRED TO SAVE ONE?
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349. THANKS, BABY.
YOU´RE MY ROCK.
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350. GEORGE, YOU GOT TO MAKE
A DECISION.
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351. WELL, I CAN EITHER DO
THE PRACTICAL THING
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352. OR THE RIGHT THING,
BUT I CAN´T DO BOTH.
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353. AH, I HATE BEING MANAGER.
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354. I HATE HAVING THIS KIND
OF RESPONSIBILITY.
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355. IT´S KILLING ME.
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356. THAT´S WHY YOU´RE EXACTLY
THE KIND OF GUY
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357. WHO SHOULD BE MANAGER.
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358. YOU SUFFER LIKE THIS
BECAUSE YOU ACTUALLY
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359. GIVE A DAMN ABOUT PEOPLE.
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360. NO, I DON´T.
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361. YES, YOU DO.
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362. YOU KNOW MR. SALAZAR
DOWN THE STREET?
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363. HE´S GOT THAT BIG OPERATION
COMING UP.
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364. I DON´T CARE.
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365. HE MIGHT NOT MAKE IT.
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366. SO WHAT?
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367. I MADE VEGETABLE SOUP
FOR HIM.
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368. OH, THAT´S NICE.
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369. MAX, WHAT ARE YOU
STILL DOING UP?
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370. I COULDN´T SLEEP.
IT´S MY MARRIAGE.
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371. YEAH?
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372. DAD, DID YOU AND MOM EVER
WANT TO STOP BEING MARRIED?
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373. NO.
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374. WE´VE BEEN MARRIED
FOR 16 YEARS,
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375. AND I´M STILL HAPPY
TO BE WITH HER.
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376. I´VE BEEN WITH ALLISON
FOR ONE WEEK,
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377. AND IT FEELS LIKE 16 YEARS.
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378. SO, YOU WANT OUT?
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379. MAYBE.
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380. ARE THERE ANY KIDS
TO WORRY ABOUT?
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381. NOT THAT I KNOW OF.
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382. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?
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383. NO.
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384. MAX, MAYBE YOU SHOULD
BREAK UP WITH HER.
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385. CAN YOU DO IT FOR ME?
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386. I THINK YOU SHOULD DO IT.
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387. THAT WAY,
SHE´LL RESPECT YOU,
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388. AND YOU STILL MAY HAVE
A CHANCE TO BE FRIENDS.
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389. ARE YOU AFRAID OF HER, TOO?
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390. A LITTLE BIT.
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391. HEY, HOSNI.
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392. GEORGE, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE SO EARLY?
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393. I´M USUALLY THE FIRST ONE.
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394. I´M WORKING
ON MY OLD MACHINE.
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395. IT HELPS ME THINK.
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396. FOR A MOMENT, I THOUGHT
THEY DEMOTED YOU.
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397. THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN
HUMILIATING.
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398. HA. YEAH.
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399. YEAH.
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400. WELL, ANYWAY,
I´M GLAD YOU´RE HERE.
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401. LOOK AT THIS.
I FOUND AN OLD SUPERBALL
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402. FOR MAX AT A FLEA MARKET.
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403. OH, HEY, MAN, THANKS.
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404. I TRIED TO GET ONE ON eBAY,
BUT SOME IDIOT
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405. BID IT UP TO 60 BUCKS.
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406. YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW...
YEAH.
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407. YOU´RE HERE EARLY
FOR A REASON, AREN´T YOU?
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408. LISTEN, HOSNI, THERE´S
NO EASY WAY TO SAY THIS.
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409. THE POWERS BROTHERS THINK
WE HAVE A BETTER CHANCE
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410. OF GETTING THE GOVERNMENT JOB
WITHOUT YOU.
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411. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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412. IT´S A FLIGHT SCHOOL,
AND YOU´RE ARAB.
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413. AND THE POWERS BROTHERS THINK
THAT THE GOVERNMENT´S
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414. GOING TO BECOME SUSPICIOUS,
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415. AND THEY DON´T WANT
TO TAKE THE CHANCE.
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416. I DON´T BELIEVE THIS.
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417. LOOK, MAN, I´LL MAKE SURE
YOU GET THE SAME MONEY
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418. AND THE SAME BENEFITS,
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419. BUT I´M NOT GONNA PRETEND
THIS IS BETTER THAN IT IS.
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420. I MEAN, I KNOW YOU TAKE
PRIDE IN YOUR WORK,
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421. BUT YOU´RE NOT GONNA BE
HEAD INSPECTOR, HOSNI.
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422. YOU´RE GONNA BE...
SHUFFLING PAPERS.
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423. SO I´M BEING PROFILED
OUT OF A JOB?
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424. YES, AND IT SUCKS,
AND IT´S A LOUSY WORLD,
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425. BUT IF WE LOSE THIS CONTRACT,
20 PEOPLE WILL BE OUT OF WORK.
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426. AND I´M THE MANAGER, MAN,
AND I CAN´T LET THAT HAPPEN.
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427. I UNDERSTAND.
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428. IF IT MAKES YOU
FEEL BETTER,
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429. JACK POWERS DRINKS NAKED
AT NIGHT
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430. ROLLED UP
IN THE FETAL POSITION.
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431. THAT HELPS A LITTLE.
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432. LISTEN, I JUST WANT
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433. FOR AT LEAST BEING
HONEST WITH ME.
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434. IT MAKES IT MUCH EASIER
TO HEAR BAD NEWS LIKE THIS
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435. FROM A FRIEND.
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436. SO YOU GONNA BE ALL RIGHT
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437. HELL, NO.
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438. DO ALL THE LOPEZES BELIEVE
EVERYTHING ANYBODY TELLS THEM?
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439. YOU´RE VERY QUIET TODAY.
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440. AND STOP PLAYING
WITH YOUR FOOD.
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441. THERE´S SOMETHING I NEED
TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT.
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442. OH, BOY. I´LL BE OUTSIDE.
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443. NO, IT´S OKAY.
WE´RE ALL FAMILY HERE.
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444. NOT FOR LONG.
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445. ALLISON —
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446. I ACCEPT.
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447. HUH?
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448. YOUR APOLOGY.
I ACCEPT IT.
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449. WE SHOULD HAVE PICKED OUT
OUR WEEK-IVERSARY GIFT TOGETHER.
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450. ALLISON...
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451. I WANT A DIVORCE.
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452. WHAT? YOU´RE DIVORCING ME?
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453. BUT I WANT YOU
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454. IT´S NOT ME.
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455. IT´S YOU.
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456. I´M SORRY.
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457. YOU´RE NOT GONNA DO
BETTER THAN ME, MAX LOPEZ.
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458. YOU OKAY?
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459. I GUESS.
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460. IT´S JUST THAT
ALLISON AND I
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461. WON´T BE PLAYING
TOGETHER ANYMORE.
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462. I FEEL BAD —
LIKE IN MY STOMACH.
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463. HEY, THE SUPERBALL
CAME TODAY.
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464. ALL RIGHT! LET´S GO
PLAY WITH IT RIGHT NOW!
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465. 5 SECOND REBOUND!
NOT BAD!
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466. HEY!
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467. THIS IS A REAL TOY —
A BACK-IN-THE-DAY TOY.
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468. ARE YOU READY, MAX?
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469. I´M READY.
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470. THAT IS THE BEST 60 BUCKS
I´VE EVER SPENT.
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