1. MAX!
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3. HEY, ARE YOU CRAZY?
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4. MOM!
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5. HOW DO YOU LIKE
YOUR STEAK?
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WHAT´S WRONG WITH IT?
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7. THE DOG LICKED IT.
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8. I FED YOU WORSE.
MEDIUM RARE.
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9. I GOT THE LETTERS
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ALL REJECTIONS?
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SOMETHING OUT.
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13. YOU ARE NOT GOING BACK TO
WHERE THE KIDS HARASS YOU.
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14. HERE GOES.
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15. OWENS PREP —
MY FIRST CHOICE.
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16. "WE´RE SORRY
TO INFORM YOU —"
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17. SORRY, HONEY.
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18. WAIT.
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19. "THAT YOU´VE BEEN
SUMMARILY REJECTED —"
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20. HONEY.
HOLD ON.
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21. NOPE.
IT´S NOT GETTING ANY BETTER.
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22. OPEN THE NEXT ONE.
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23. HILLTOP. OKAY.
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24. THIS ONE´S REALLY
MY FIRST CHOICE.
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25. NOPE.
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26. THERE´S STILL ANOTHER ONE,
HONEY.
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27. IT´S ALLENDALE.
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28. THEY´RE ALL
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29. I GOT IN!
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30. OH, HONEY.
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31. THIS IS THE ONLY ONE
I REALLY WANTED!
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32. I GOT TO CALL TOBY AND TELL HER
I´M GOING TO THE COOLEST,
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33. MOST EXCLUSIVE SCHOOL
IN LOS ANGELES.
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34. HOW MUCH, ANGIE?
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35. THESE WERE THE ONLY
THREE SCHOOLS
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36. THAT WOULD EVEN
CONSIDER HER.
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37. HOW MUCH IS IT?
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38. YOU KNOW SHE CAN´T GO
BACK TO THE SCHOOL
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39. WHERE THE GIRLS
ARE CALLING HER A WHORE.
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40. UNDER 5 GRAND,
SHE GOES TO ALLENDALE.
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41. OVER 5 GRAND,
WE BUY HER HEELS, A SKIRT,
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42. AND EMBRACE THIS WHOLE
WHORE THING.
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43. $14,000!
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44. I KNOW.
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45. FOR $100, I CAN BUY HER
A FAKE I.D.,
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SERVING COCKTAILS.
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47. COME ON.
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48. WE ALL KNOW
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49. BOTH OF YOU, STOP IT.
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50. WHATEVER WE HAVE TO DO
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51. WE ARE GOING TO DO.
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52. WE´RE PROBABLY
GONNA HAVE TO GET
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53. A SECOND MORTGAGE
ON THE HOUSE.
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54. NO WAY.
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55. YOU NEVER RISK THE HOUSE —
EVER.
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56. UNLESS ONE OF THE KIDS
IS SICK.
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57. AND I´M TALKING
NEW-LIVER SICK.
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58. WELL, THEN YOU´RE GONNA
HAVE TO GET A REGULAR LOAN,
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59. AND MISS AMERICA HERE
IS GONNA HAVE TO GET A JOB
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60. AND HELP MAKE THE PAYMENTS.
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61. NO MORE SITTING AROUND EATING
CROISSANTS WITH THE LADIES.
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62. EVERYTHING ELSE LOOKS GOOD.
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63. IT´LL JUST TAKE A MINUTE
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64. YOU WON´T HAVE
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65. WE PAY ALL OUR CREDIT CARDS
ON TIME.
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66. AND WE ONLY PAY
THE MINIMUM,
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67. SO YOU PEOPLE MAKE
A FORTUNE ON US.
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68. WELL, THIS ISN´T ABOUT US
MAKING MONEY, ANGIE.
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69. THIS IS ABOUT US BUILDING
A LIFELONG RELATIONSHIP.
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70. WE´RE NOT JUST YOUR BANK.
WE´RE YOUR FRIENDS.
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71. WELL, BRENDA, IT´S NICE TO HAVE
A FRIEND LIKE YOU,
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72. ´CAUSE MY OTHER FRIENDS DON´T
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73. OKAY.
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74. WELL, HERE WE ARE.
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75. OKAY. THIS IS FINE.
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76. OHH.
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77. WHAT IS IT?
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78. WELL, IN THE LAST MONTH, YOU´VE
DEFAULTED ON 3 CREDIT CARDS
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79. AND YOU JUST HAD
A CAR REPOSSESSED.
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80. THAT HAS TO BE A MISTAKE.
THAT CAN´T BE US.
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81. ACTUALLY, IT´S JUST THE ACCOUNTS
IN YOUR HUSBAND´S NAME.
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82. WAIT A SECOND.
THESE AREN´T MY ACCOUNTS.
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83. WELL, IS THAT
YOUR DATE OF BIRTH
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84. AND YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY
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85. YEAH.
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86. GEORGE, MAYBE SOMEBODY´S STOLEN
YOUR IDENTITY.
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87. COME ON.
WHO´D WANT TO BE ME?
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88. WELL, IF THIS REALLY IS
A CASE OF IDENTITY THEFT,
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89. YOU´RE GOING TO HAVE TO TAKE IT
UP WITH THE CREDIT BUREAU.
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90. WE CAN´T HELP YOU.
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91. WE´RE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE,
ARE WE, BRENDA?
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92. LISTEN, I TOLD THE MAN
WHO CONNECTED ME
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93. TO THE WOMAN
WHO CONNECTED ME TO YOU
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94. THAT THESE CHARGES
ARE NOT MINE!
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95. I´M NOT THAT GEORGE LOPEZ.
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96. I´M THIS GEORGE LOPEZ.
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97. NO.
DON´T PUT ME ON HOLD.
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98. DON´T PUT ME ON HOLD!
DON´T —
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99. HOW´S IT GOING?
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100. NONE OF THESE PEOPLE
BELIEVE ME.
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101. THIS IS GONNA TAKE FOREVER.
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102. IT CAN´T TAKE FOREVER.
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103. WE NEED THAT MONEY
FOR ALLENDALE.
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104. YOU KNOW IT´S 14 GRAND A YEAR
TILL CARMEN GRADUATES.
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105. WE COULD BE TALKING...
6, 7 YEARS.
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106. HELLO.
THIS IS GEORGE LOPEZ.
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107. NO, MAN.
DON´T SEND ME ANOTHER FORM.
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108. WHAT?
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109. THAT´S NOT
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110. THAT MUST BE
THE OTHER GEORGE —
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111. OH, YEAH.
YEAH, YEAH.
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112. I´M SORRY.
THAT´S MY ADDRESS.
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113. JUST SAY IT AGAIN.
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114. I WANT TO MAKE SURE
YOU GOT IT RIGHT.
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115. 2796 VAN NUYS BOULEVARD.
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116. THANKS A LOT.
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117. I GOT HIM, ANGIE.
I GOT HIM.
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118. OKAY, GEORGE.
TAKE IT EASY.
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119. THERE´S A THIEF OVER
AT 2679 VAN NUYS,
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120. AND I´M GONNA KICK
HIS BUTT.
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121. GEORGE, YOUR —
YOUR DYSLEXIA.
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122. IT´S 2796.
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123. DON´T TRY TO STOP ME!
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124. I´M GOING TO 2976 AND KICKING
WHOEVER´S BUTT´S THERE.
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125. IT´S 2796.
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126. I DON´T CARE!
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127. I´M GOING TO THE 2000 BLOCK
AND KICKING EVERYONE´S BUTT.
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128. ANGIE!
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129. 2796!
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130. IS THERE
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131. YOU GOT HIM, MAN.
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132. SO YOU´RE GEORGE LOPEZ?
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133. IF WE´RE PLAYING
20 QUESTIONS,
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134. IT SHOULD BE
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135. HOW´S THAT WORKING OUT
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136. YOU HAVING FUN BEING
GEORGE EDWARD LOPEZ?
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137. I DIDN´T SAY MY MIDDLE NAME.
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138. NO, YOU DIDN´T, DID YOU?
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139. LOOK, BUDDY, I GOT A BUTTON
RIGHT HERE BEHIND THE COUNTER.
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140. HEY, PRESS IT.
I WANT THE COPS TO COME.
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141. BECAUSE I´M THE REAL
GEORGE LOPEZ.
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142. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
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143. YOU WENT ON THE INTERNET,
GOT MY INFORMATION,
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144. AND STOLE MY IDENTITY.
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145. WHAT THE HELL IS
YOUR REAL NAME?
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146. IT´S GEORGE LOPEZ.
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147. ANYBODY COULD GET
A FAKE LICENSE.
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148. QUICK — WHAT´S YOUR
SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER?
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149. I´M NOT GIVING OUT
MY SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER.
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150. WHY NOT?
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151. SOMEBODY MIGHT STEAL
MY IDENTITY.
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152. ALL RIGHT.
I´LL TELL YOU MINE.
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153. WE´LL SAY IT
AT THE SAME TIME.
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154. READY?
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155. GO.
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156. 849-22-064... 6.
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157. OH, NO.
YOU´RE GOOD.
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158. LOOK, I DON´T KNOW HOW
THIS MIX-UP HAPPENED.
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159. I GOT SOME CREDIT PROBLEMS,
BUT I´M NOT A THIEF, MAN.
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160. OKAY, HERE´S WHAT
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161. BE AT MY WORK TOMORROW
AT 9:00 A.M.
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162. I WANT TO SEE
YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE
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163. OR I´M CALLING THE COPS.
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164. AND IF THE COPS DON´T FIND YOU,
I WILL,
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165. AND I´LL KICK YOUR ASS.
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166. GEORGE, I WONDER IF THERE´S
ANOTHER ERNIE CARDENAS OUT THERE
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167. TRYING TO STEAL
MY IDENTITY.
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168. HEY, I WONDER IF HE HAS
A BETTER LIFE THAN ME.
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169. I THINK HE´S PROBABLY
KILLED HIMSELF BY NOW.
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170. LOOK.
THERE HE IS.
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171. I CAN´T BELIEVE THE DUDE
SHOWED UP.
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172. YOU GOT YOUR
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173. YEAH. YOU GOT YOURS?
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174. IN HERE.
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175. ALL RIGHT.
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176. HERE´S MINE.
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177. HERE´S MINE.
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178. THESE ARE EXACTLY
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179. NO, MAN. MINE´S AN ORIGINAL.
YOURS IS A COPY.
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180. MOM!
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181. WE GOT TO TALK.
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182. OH.
THIS IS THE GUY, HUH?
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183. WHAT IS THIS?
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184. THAT IS A COPY,
GEORGE,
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185. OF YOUR...
BIRTH... CERTIFICATE.
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186. WHY IS IT A COPY?
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187. BECAUSE WHEN YOUR DAD LEFT US,
HE STOLE THE ORIGINAL.
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188. SO IS THIS THE ORIGINAL?
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189. OH, MY GOD.
YEAH, THAT´S IT.
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190. THAT´S WHERE I SPILLED
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191. HEY.
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I COULD DRINK AGAIN, I DRANK.
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193. WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD
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194. BECAUSE THAT´S
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195. GEORGE, THIS IS YOURS.
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196. YOU KNOW WHAT? I BET YOUR DAD
SOLD IT TO THIS GUY´S DAD.
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197. MY DAD DIDN´T BUY ANYONE ELSE´S
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198. SO I SUPPOSE YOUR DAD´S NAME IS
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199. YEAH, IT IS.
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200. THIS MANNY LOPEZ?
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201. DUDE, HOW´D YOU GET A PICTURE
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202. DUDE, THIS IS MY DAD.
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203. NO. THAT´S MY DAD.
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204. OH, MAN.
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205. DO YOU KNOW
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206. THAT YOUR FATHER NEVER LEARNED
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207. HE HAD ANOTHER SON, MOM.
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208. WE´RE HALF BROTHERS.
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210. WOW.
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211. HEY, WHY DON´T YOU FIND
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213. I´M NOT RELATED TO HER,
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216. THEN I FOUND OUT HE WAS ALIVE
FROM AUNT CECILIA,
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217. AND I´VE BEEN LOOKING FOR HIM
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218. ON THE INTERNET, I RAN ADS
IN A BUNCH OF NEWSPAPERS.
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219. ANGIE EVEN CALLED EVERY
MANNY LOPEZ IN CALIFORNIA,
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220. BUT HE´S IMPOSSIBLE
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221. OH, HE´S IN PHOENIX.
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222. AND SO ENDS
A 35-YEAR JOURNEY.
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223. WHO WANTS PUDDING?
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224. IF GEORGE´S FATHER NEEDED
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226. THEN THAT MEANS
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227. THAT CAN´T BE RIGHT.
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228. HE WAS MARRIED TO MY MOM.
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229. WELL...
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230. YOU WEREN´T MARRIED?
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231. I TRIED TO TELL YOU
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232. I TRIED AGAIN WHEN YOU WERE 3,
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233. HAVE YOU EVER TOLD ME
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236. ´CAUSE THERE´S BEEN TALK,
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237. AND I´M GETTING TIRED
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238. WE GOT MARRIED.
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239. I JUST WANTED TO WAIT
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240. TO FIT INTO MY MOM´S
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241. YOU KNOW,
THIS IS AN AMAZING STORY.
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242. OH, YES.
IT´S LIKE A FAIRY TALE.
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243. A GUY KNOCKS UP A 17-YEAR-OLD
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244. THEN GOES TO MEXICO,
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245. AND IN THE WOODS, THERE´S
SOME ANIMALS THAT SING.
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246. ALL RIGHT, MAN. YOU GOT
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247. I KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT YOUR DAD.
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248. EXACTLY HOW BIG
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249. WHAT?
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250. OH, MY GOD!
STOP IT.
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251. NO. NO, NO, NO, NO.
IT´S OKAY.
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252. NOW I KNOW WHY DAD
NAMED OUR DOG BENNY.
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254. MOM!
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255. WHAT CAN I GET YOU,
GEORGE?
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256. GEORGE,
WHATEVER YOU´RE HAVING.
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258. HEY, ERNIE,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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259. JUST ANOTHER NIGHT
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260. TO GO HOME WITH A BARTENDER.
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261. HEY. YOU WANT TO GO HOME
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262. SURE. MEET ME IN THE MIDDLE
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263. AT 2:00 IN THE MORNING.
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264. I´M NOT FALLING FOR THAT ONE
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265. A COUPLE BEERS HERE,
KATE.
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266. MAN, YOU KNOW, GROWING UP
I ALWAYS WANTED A BROTHER.
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267. MY MOM WAS ALWAYS WORKING,
SO I WAS ALWAYS ALONE.
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268. YOU HAD ME.
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269. YEAH,
BUT YOU HAD ASTHMA.
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270. IT´S NO FUN PLAYING
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272. "GEORGE, HOW DID YOU —"
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273. "FIND ME?"
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276. RIGHT BACK AT YOU.
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277. WHY DON´T YOU MARRY HIM?
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278. AT LEAST WE GOT ONE GOOD THING
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279. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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280. I DIDN´T WANT TO SAY ANYTHING
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281. BUT, UH, DAD WASN´T EXACTLY
A GOOD GUY.
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282. COMPARED TO WHAT?
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283. I WAS RAISED
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284. I´M TELLING YOU, MAN.
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285. YOU GOT THE BETTER END
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286. DID I?
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287. HOW DO YOU THINK IT FEELS
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288. YOUR DAD JUST DIDN´T
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289. HE LEFT FOR ANOTHER FAMILY
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290. HEY, HE DIDN´T CARE
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291. HE WAS ALWAYS WASTED.
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292. HE COULDN´T KEEP A JOB,
SO WE HAD TO KEEP MOVING.
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293. WE LIVED IN A CAR
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294. I HAD TO DROP OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL
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295. SO, YOU KNOW,
FORGET ABOUT COLLEGE.
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296. MAN, IT HAS TAKEN ME
HALF MY LIFE
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297. TO UNDO ALL THE CRAP
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298. I DIDN´T REALIZE.
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299. I GUESS I WANTED TO BELIEVE
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300. YEAH, WELL...
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301. I´M STILL TRYING
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302. I´M NOT EVEN SURE I´M GONNA
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303. HOW SHORT ARE YOU GONNA BE?
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304. ABOUT 500 BUCKS.
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305. HEY, BUT, YOU KNOW,
DON´T WORRY ABOUT IT, MAN.
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306. I´LL WORK IT OUT.
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307. HEY,
HAVE YOU TRIED THE LOTTERY?
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308. YOU GOTTA BE IN IT
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309. I´LL TELL YOU WHAT.
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310. I´LL TALK TO ANGIE.
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311. THINGS ARE KIND OF TIGHT,
BUT WE´LL SEE WHAT WE CAN DO.
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312. I APPRECIATE IT, BRO.
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313. HEY, LISTEN, I´LL GET US
A COUPLE OF SHOTS OF TEQUILA,
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314. AND WHO KNOWS — MAYBE I´LL MELT
THE ICE PRINCESS OVER THERE.
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315. HA.
HE DOESN´T HAVE A CHANCE.
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316. IT TOOK HIM 10 SECONDS
TO MAKE HER LAUGH.
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317. WHY CAN´T I DO THAT?
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318. ERNIE,
A PEACOCK HAS ITS FEATHERS,
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319. A BUCK HAS ITS ANTLERS,
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320. AND THEN...
THERE ARE THE LOPEZES.
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321. I WISH I HAD ANTLERS.
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322. YOU KNOW, ANGIE,
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323. IT´S KIND OF NICE HAVING
A BROTHER AROUND.
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324. SOME FAMILY.
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325. SOMEBODY TO TAKE MAX
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326. TO THOSE 8:00 A.M. SOCCER GAMES
ON SATURDAY.
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327. I SCRAPED TOGETHER THE $500
FOR YOUR BROTHER,
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328. BUT I THINK HE´S GONNA NEED
A LOT MORE HELP THAN THAT.
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329. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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330. WELL, I WAS CLEARING UP
OUR PROBLEM AT THE BANK,
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331. AND IT´S GONNA TAKE AWHILE,
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332. BUT WE´RE GONNA GET THE LOAN
FOR CARMEN´S SCHOOL.
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333. HOORAY...
WE´RE IN DEBT.
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334. BUT WHILE I WAS STRAIGHTENING UP
WHOSE ACCOUNT WAS WHOSE,
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335. AN OLD STUDENT LOAN CAUGHT UP
WITH YOUR BROTHER.
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336. HE OWES ARIZONA STATE
A LOT OF MONEY.
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337. NO.
HE DIDN´T GO TO COLLEGE.
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338. I KNOW IT´S KIND OF
A PARTY SCHOOL,
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339. BUT A.S.U. IS STILL
A COLLEGE.
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340. NO, ANGE.
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341. HE TOLD ME LAST NIGHT
HE DIDN´T FINISH HIGH SCHOOL.
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342. BUT, GEORGE...
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343. IT WAS A 4-YEAR LOAN.
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344. WHY WOULD HE LIE ABOUT
SOMETHING LIKE THAT?
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345. I WONDER WHAT ELSE
HE´S LYING ABOUT.
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346. SO, MAX, IN 1999,
TONY HAWK DID HIS FIRST —
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347. MAX,
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348. SURE.
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349. WANT TO GIVE IT A TRY?
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350. PUT THE BOARD DOWN.
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351. WHAT´S UP?
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352. ARE YOU MY HALF BROTHER?
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353. DO YOU EVEN KNOW
WHO MY DAD IS?
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354. WHERE´D YOU GET
THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE?
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355. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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356. YOU WENT TO COLLEGE, FOOL.
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357. YOUR STUDENT LOAN CAUGHT UP
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358. I CAN´T BELIEVE A WORD YOU SAY.
WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?
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359. I´M YOUR HALF BROTHER,
OKAY?
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360. I DIDN´T TELL YOU
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361. ´CAUSE I DIDN´T THINK
I´D GET SYMPATHY.
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362. I DIDN´T THINK
YOU´D HELP ME OUT.
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363. AND WHAT ELSE
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364. WE WEREN´T POOR.
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365. WHAT?
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366. WE DIDN´T REALLY LIVE
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367. WE KIND OF SUMMERED
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368. OUR DAD´S RICH, MAN.
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369. DAMN.
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370. BUT IF YOU´RE RICH,
WHY DO YOU NEED $500 FROM ME?
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371. NO, NO. DAD´S RICH.
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372. HE BUILT THIS HUGE
CONSTRUCTION COMPANY.
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373. YOU KNOW, I SCREWED UP,
AND HE CUT ME OFF, MAN.
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374. I RAN OUT OF MY TRUST-FUND MONEY
LAST YEAR.
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375. YOU´RE A SPOILED RICH KID?
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376. AND OUR DAD´S NOT SUCH
A HORRIBLE GUY.
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377. HE GAVE ME
A LOT OF CHANCES.
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378. HE´S ACTUALLY
A PRETTY GOOD DAD.
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379. TO YOU.
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380. HE´S DONE NOTHING FOR ME...
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381. NOTHING FOR MY MOM.
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382. WE STRUGGLED
OUR WHOLE LIVES.
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383. I CAN´T AFFORD TO SEND MY
DAUGHTER TO A GOOD SCHOOL,
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384. AND YOU WERE GONNA TAKE
$500 FROM ME
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385. BECAUSE YOU BLEW THROUGH
A TRUST FUND?
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386. MAN, GET OUT OF HERE.
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387. I´LL TELL MAX
YOU HAD TO LEAVE.
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388. YOU HUNGRY?
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389. I COULD EAT.
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390. YOU WANT TO BARBECUE?
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391. THIS IS THE LAST TIME
WE´RE HAVING MEAT
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392. UNTIL CARMEN GRADUATES.
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393. IT´S GONNA BE OKAY.
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394. I FOUND A COUPON
IN THE PAPER —
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395. $14,000 OFF BALONEY
AND PRIVATE SCHOOL.
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396. I´LL GET IT.
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397. HELLO.
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398. YES, IT IS.
CAN I ASK WHO´S CALLING?
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399. OKAY.
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400. UH, HOLD ON.
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401. IT´S YOUR DAD.
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402. THE OTHER GEORGE GAVE HIM
OUR NUMBER.
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403. GEORGE...
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404. YOUR ICE CREAM´S READY.
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