George Lopez 2x14

Tonantzin Esparza as Marisol • John Balma as Construction Worker • Elena St. John as Carla

When George gives Angie a disappointing gift for Valentine's Day, Angie has a flashback to high school in the '80s, when George painted a great mural of her for the holiday. But when Angie takes the entire family to look at the mural - only to find out it will soon be torn down - the truth comes out about the origins of the mural.

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1. HEY, ANGE, GREAT VALENTINE´S DAY MIXER.

2. WELL, I DIDN´T WANT ANYBODY TO BE ALONE TODAY,

3. SO I THOUGHT, "WHY NOT INVITE

4. ALL THE SINGLE PEOPLE FROM THE FACTORY OVER?"

5. YEAH. OH, BY THE WAY,

6. YOU FORGOT TO PUT OUT THE GUACAMOLE AND THE WOMEN.

7. OH, NO, ANGIE!

8. WE LEFT THE BAG OF WOMEN ON TOP OF THE CAR

9. WHEN WE LEFT THE STORE!

10. THEY´RE PROBABLY ALL OVER THE FREEWAY BY NOW.

11. OOH, HERE COME THE GIRLS.

12. LET´S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!

13. THERE´S NOTHING HERE.

14. WELL, GREAT PARTY. THANKS FOR COMING BY, GUYS.

15. WE CAN STILL HAVE A VALENTINE´S PARTY WITHOUT WOMEN.

16. I KNOW THREE WAYS TO MAKE YOU FORGET ABOUT BEING SINGLE —

17. BOGGLE, PICTIONARY, AND TRIVIAL PURSUIT.

18. GUYS, RUN!

19. GO WHEREVER YOU HAVE TO GO TO SEE A WOMAN TONIGHT —

20. A BAR, A STRIP CLUB, A MOMMY AND ME CLASS —

21. JUST GET OUT!

22. HONEY, THE GUYS LEFT.

23. NO.

24. LOOK, I KNOW THE PARTY´S A BUST, BUT...

25. THAT MEANS WE CAN START OUR VALENTINE´S DAY EARLIER.

26. OH.

27. OH. UM...

28. I-I´LL CLEAN UP,

29. ´CAUSE I AIN´T GOING HOME. NO WAY.

30. IT´S THE ONE TIME A YEAR MY PARENTS GET ROMANTIC.

31. IT TAKES ALL DAY AND ENDS WITH MY DAD DRUNK AND CRYING

32. AND MY MOM PLAYING THE ACCORDION.

33. TAKE FIVE, HOMEBOY.

34. WE´RE DOING OUR VALENTINE´S GIFTS.

35. OH, WAIT. I´LL GET MINE.

36. HAPPY VALENTINE´S DAY.

37. HAPPY VALENTINE´S DAY, BABY.

38. OH, ANGIE, THIS IS AMAZING!

39. HOW DID YOU KNOW I WANTED A HUMIDOR?

40. SEE? I HAD IT ENGRAVED.

41. "TO MY HEART, MY SOUL, MY ENDING...

42. MY BEGINNING."

43. THAT´S BEAUTIFUL.

44. I HOPE YOU LIKE WHAT I GOT YOU.

45. OH...

46. A HAT.

47. IT´S FOR WHEN YOU GARDEN.

48. SEE? IT´S GOT A SOLAR-POWERED FAN ON IT.

49. YES, IT DOES.

50. TRY IT ON.

51. OKAY.

52. HOW DO I LOOK?

53. MOM... WILL YOU BE MY VALENTINE?

54. OH, HONEY.

55. SUCK-UP.

56. MAX...

57. THESE EARRINGS ARE BEAUTIFUL.

58. OH, MY GOD.

59. YOU GOT THE ONES WITH MY BIRTHSTONES?

60. UH-HUH — GARNETS.

61. WHAT IS WITH THE HAT?

62. WHAT IS WITH THAT SWEATER?

63. YOUR FATHER GOT ME A GARDENING HAT FOR VALENTINE´S DAY.

64. OH, I GET IT.

65. THE REAL PRESENT IS BURIED IN THE GARDEN.

66. I BET IT´S THOSE EARRINGS YOU KEPT HINTING ABOUT.

67. SOME PEOPLE GET HINTS...

68. SOME PEOPLE DON´T.

69. SO, THAT´S IT — A HAT?

70. WHY DON´T YOU JUST PUNCH HER IN THE FACE?

71. ´CAUSE I MIGHT BE GETTING THAT FOR SOMEONE SPECIAL

72. ON HER 16th BIRTHDAY.

73. GEORGE.

74. KIDS, YOUR FATHER WORKS REALLY HARD.

75. HE DOESN´T HAVE A LOT OF TIME TO SHOP.

76. BUT HE IS THE MOST ROMANTIC MAN THAT I KNOW.

77. GEORGE, I THINK THEY´RE OLD ENOUGH NOW.

78. COME ON, ANGIE. THIS IS BETWEEN US.

79. IS IT DIRTY?

80. I WANNA SEE IT.

81. IT´S NOT DIRTY.

82. BUT, UH...

83. I THINK YOU KIDS CAN HANDLE IT. OKAY.

84. IT WAS THE END OF OUR FIRST DATE.

85. I ASKED YOUR FATHER TO THE SADIE HAWKINS DANCE,

86. AND IT WAS REALLY LATE,

87. AND I WAS READY TO GO HOME,

88. BUT HE... SAID THAT HE WANTED TO SHOW ME SOMETHING SPECIAL.

89. WHAT COULD BE MORE SPECIAL THAN THIS GIANT CORSAGE?

90. IN FACT, IF YOU TAKE ME HOME RIGHT NOW, I´LL PLANT IT,

91. AND THE TREE WILL ALWAYS REMIND ME OF OUR ONE DATE.

92. BEHOLD...

93. MY MONUMENT TO A FULL-ON FOX!

94. WHO´S THAT?

95. THAT´S YOU. I PAINTED IT FOR YOU.

96. OH, MY GOD.

97. IT IS ME.

98. YOU CAPTURED MY BODY PERFECTLY.

99. YOU PAINTED THIS?

100. YEAH.

101. FOR ME?

102. SEE?

103. G. LOPEZ.

104. GEORGE, IT´S BEAUTIFUL.

105. STILL NOT AS BEAUTIFUL AS YOU ARE.

106. COME ON.

107. I´LL TAKE YOU HOME.

108. WAIT.

109. THERE´S NO HURRY.

110. AND THAT WAS THE MOMENT I FELL IN LOVE WITH YOUR FATHER.

111. IT IS THE MOST ROMANTIC GESTURE EVER.

112. HOW COULD I EVEN LOOK AT ANOTHER MAN AFTER THAT?

113. BEAT THAT, LITTLE ROMEO.

114. SO, HOW DID SHE LIKE HER HAT?

115. SHE WASN´T CRAZY ABOUT IT.

116. EVERY YEAR I TRY TO GET HER THE RIGHT THING,

117. BUT I´M JUST NOT GOOD AT THIS GIFT STUFF.

118. SO, ARE YOU IN THE DOGHOUSE NOW?

119. OH, DUDE, PLEASE. I STILL GOT THE MURAL.

120. HEY, I WONDER IF THE GUY WHO REALLY PAINTED IT

121. HAS GOTTEN AS MUCH MILEAGE OUT OF IT AS YOU HAVE.

122. Shh!

123. Come on, man, what´s wrong with you?

124. SO, WHERE ARE WE GOING TO DINNER TONIGHT?

125. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO?

126. IT´S VALENTINE´S DAY.

127. YOU DIDN´T MAKE A RESERVATION?

128. NO.

129. BUT I MADE THE MURAL.

130. YES, YOU DID.

131. PRETTY IMPRESSIVE, HUH?

132. LET´S GO OUT AND SEE IT.

133. YEAH, LET´S GET OUT AND STARE AT THE TOP OF YOUR MOM´S BUTT.

134. WHAT´S GOING ON WITH ALL THIS CONSTRUCTION?

135. IT´S PROBABLY LIKE STONEHENGE.

136. YOU WANT TO KEEP IT OPEN,

137. BUT SOONER OR LATER, YOU HAVE TO PROTECT IT.

138. I´LL SEE WHAT´S GOING ON.

139. THAT DOESN´T LOOK LIKE MOM.

140. WELL, MAX, IT´S MY INTERPRETATION.

141. YOU SEE, WHEN A MAN REALLY CARES ABOUT A WOMAN —

142. HE THINKS HER BREASTS ARE ENORMOUS.

143. YOU CAN´T BE SERIOUS!

144. YOU CAN´T TEAR THIS BUILDING DOWN!

145. THAT´S MY MURAL!

146. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

147. THAT´S ME.

148. YEAH, RIGHT.

149. LISTEN, MY HUSBAND IS THE ARTIST.

150. WHEN YOU TEAR DOWN THE WALL,

151. CAN YOU AT LEAST SAVE ME THE PART WHERE HE SIGNED IT?

152. I´LL TRY, BUT THIS IS STUCCO. IT CRUMBLES.

153. I MAY NOT GET THE WHOLE SIGNATURE "CHATO PEREZ."

154. WHO´S CHATO PEREZ?

155. THE GUY WHO PAINTED THIS.

156. HIS SIGNATURE´S OVER THERE IN THE LEAF.

157. NO, NO. THE ARTIST IS G. LOPEZ.

158. IT´S RIGHT THERE IN THE CORNER.

159. NAH. A TAGGER DID THAT.

160. THAT´S GRAFFITI. IT´S SPRAY PAINT.

161. I CAN SEE WHY YOU´D BUY IT, THOUGH.

162. HE LOOKS LIKE HE´S GOT THE SOUL OF AN ARTIST.

163. YOU UPSET THEY´RE TEARING DOWN THE MURAL, AREN´T YOU?

164. MM-HMM.

165. BUT, LOOK, THEY´RE TEARING IT DOWN, SO WHAT CAN WE DO?

166. I DON´T KNOW. YOU COULD REPAINT IT.

167. ON ANOTHER BUILDING,

168. AND THEN IN ANOTHER 18 YEARS THEY CAN TEAR IT DOWN?

169. I DON´T THINK I COULD GO THROUGH THIS AGAIN.

170. I KNOW.

171. YOU CAN SKETCH IT FOR ME ON A PIECE OF PAPER.

172. NOW?

173. YEAH, RIGHT NOW.

174. RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOW?

175. MM-HMM.

176. ANGE, IT´S NOT GONNA BE RIGHT ON A LITTLE PIECE OF PAPER.

177. I NEED A WHOLE BUILDING TO SHOW YOU HOW I FEEL.

178. KIDS, WHY DON´T YOU GO ON UP TO BED?

179. SENDING THE KIDS UP TO BED EARLY.

180. I GUESS SEEING THE MURAL PUT US BOTH IN THE SAME MOOD.

181. SHEE-OW!

182. HONEY...

183. YEAH?

184. I WANT YOU TO GO UPSTAIRS,

185. GET INTO BED...

186. MM-HMM? YEAH?

187. THEN CLOSE YOUR EYES...

188. YEAH?

189. AND SWALLOW A HANDFUL OF SLEEPING PILLS.

190. WOW! THEN WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?

191. HAVE SEX WITH CHATO PEREZ,

192. THE MAN WHO PAINTED MY MURAL!

193. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

194. I KNOW!

195. THE CONSTRUCTION WORKER TOLD ME.

196. OH, ANGIE, PLEASE, I CAN EXPLAIN!

197. I´M LISTENING.

198. NOT NOW. I NEED SOME TIME.

199. YOU DIDN´T PAINT THAT MURAL, DID YOU?

200. NOT ALL OF IT.

201. WELL, WHAT PART DID YOU PAINT?

202. THE BUTT CRACK.

203. YOUR BUTT HAD NO CRACK BEFORE I CAME ALONG.

204. GOD!

205. IT WAS JUST ONE BIG CHEEK!

206. COME ON. THAT´S NOT RIGHT.

207. NO, WHAT´S NOT RIGHT IS THAT MY HUSBAND HAS BEEN LYING TO ME

208. FOR THE LAST 18 YEARS.

209. LOOK, I COULDN´T BELIEVE A GIRL LIKE YOU

210. WOULD GO OUT WITH ME IN THE FIRST PLACE.

211. YOU WERE SO OUT OF MY LEAGUE.

212. I WAS AFRAID IF I DIDN´T COME UP WITH SOMETHING BIG,

213. I´D NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN.

214. I´M NOT GOOD WITH THIS ROMANCE STUFF.

215. MY MOM TOLD ME BEING ROMANTIC

216. WAS STICKING AROUND FOR THE BIRTH.

217. YOU LIED TO ME.

218. YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT LYING.

219. COME ON, ANGIE. I WAS DESPERATE.

220. THEN I SAW THE MURAL, AND IT KIND OF LOOKED LIKE YOU.

221. THIS MEANS THE MOMENT I FELL IN LOVE WITH YOU WAS A LIE!

222. ANGIE, BABY, I´M OKAY WITH THAT.

223. GOD!

224. HEY, IS MOM UP YET?

225. I THINK SHE´S IN THE SHOWER.

226. OR MAYBE SHE´S JUST CRYING SO MUCH

227. IT SOUNDS LIKE THE SHOWER.

228. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

229. I DON´T WANT YOU TAKING CREDIT FOR ANY OF THESE.

230. SIT DOWN, MY LOVE.

231. I WANTED TO MAKE YOU BREAKFAST IN BED,

232. BUT YOU ACCIDENTALLY LOCKED THE DOOR

233. AND PUT THE DRESSER IN FRONT OF IT.

234. LOOK — HEART-SHAPED PANCAKES,

235. HEART-SHAPED HAM STEAK,

236. HEART-SHAPED OMELET.

237. HEY, YOU´RE BREAKING ALL MY HEARTS.

238. HEY, ANGE. HEY, GEORGE.

239. NOW´S NOT A GOOD TIME, DUDE.

240. OH, I GUESS SOMEBODY´S STILL CELEBRATING VALENTINE´S DAY.

241. MAN, SOMEBODY WAS FEELING ROMANTIC LAST NIGHT.

242. THAT PAINTING ON THE GARAGE IS PRETTY GOOD.

243. WHAT PAINTING?

244. THAT PAINTING OF YOU.

245. GEORGE, WHAT DID YOU DO?

246. ERNIE, WHAT DID I DO? TRUST ME. COME ON.

247. YEAH, I GOTTA SAY, GEORGE, YOU DID A GOOD JOB ON THIS.

248. YOU PAINTED THIS?

249. HE SURE DID. DO YOU LIKE IT?

250. IT´S NOT GREAT.

251. BUT SINCE YOU PAINTED IT,

252. IT MEANS SOMETHING TO ME.

253. BABY, I JUST WANT YOU TO FORGIVE ME.

254. MARISOL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

255. I GOTTA TALK TO ERNIE.

256. THERE WAS A PROBLEM WITH THAT THING YOU GAVE ME.

257. I COUNTED IT IN THE CAR, AND IT WAS 50 THINGS SHORT.

258. MARISOL, IS THAT PAINT ON YOUR HANDS?

259. I DON´T KNOW.

260. IS THAT PAINT ON MY HANDS,

261. OR AM I GETTING MY 50 THINGS?

262. GEORGE, YOU DIDN´T PAINT THIS. MARISOL DID,

263. AND ERNIE PAID HER FOR IT.

264. NOT YET.

265. ERNIE JUST SPRANG IT ON ME.

266. I DIDN´T KNOW ABOUT IT TILL I WALKED OUT AND SAW IT.

267. THEN WHY DID YOU SAY IT WAS YOURS?

268. I JUST WENT WITH IT!

269. YOU LIED TO ME AGAIN!

270. ANGIE, THIS IS MY FAULT.

271. GEORGE CALLED ME LAST NIGHT, AND HE FELT TERRIBLE.

272. NO, IT´S MINE.

273. I SHOULD HAVE JUST TOLD YOU I DIDN´T DO IT.

274. BUT I PANICKED.

275. ANGIE, I CAN´T STAND YOU BEING MAD AT ME.

276. I´M NOT MAD ANYMORE. I´M MORE DISAPPOINTED.

277. IN ALL OUR TIME TOGETHER, I NEVER LIED TO YOU — NEVER!

278. I´M SORRY, GEORGE.

279. I DIDN´T KNOW MARISOL WAS COMING BACK.

280. I TRIED TO PAINT IT MYSELF, BUT HALFWAY THROUGH

281. IT STARTED LOOKING LIKE A MONKEY WITH BOOBS.

282. I KNOW ONE MONKEY WITH BOOBS THAT OWES ME SOME MONEY.

283. WELL, GET IT FROM MARIAH CAREY, ´CAUSE THAT´S WHO YOU PAINTED!

284. WHAT AM I GONNA DO, MAN?

285. NOW ANGIE´S GONNA THINK EVERYTHING I TELL HER IS A LIE. SHE´LL GET OVER IT.

286. SHE´S NEVER GONNA TRUST ME — NEVER.

287. I WOULDN´T SAY, "NEVER,"

288. AND SHE SHOULDN´T SAY "NEVER" EITHER.

289. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

290. WELL, I DIDN´T WANT TO TELL YOU THIS,

291. ´CAUSE I REALLY LOVE ANGIE,

292. BUT... SHE LIED TO YOU, MAN.

293. SHE TOLD YOU A BIG LIE.

294. ONE OF THE KIDS ISN´T MINE?

295. IS IT CARMEN?

296. NO. NO. REMEMBER THE SADIE HAWKINS DANCE —

297. YOUR FIRST DATE WITH ANGIE?

298. THERE WAS A REASON WE WERE BOTH ASKED OUT.

299. GEORGE!

300. I GOT A "D" IN CHEMISTRY!

301. WHAT´D YOU GET?

302. DUDE, WHO CARES WHAT I GET IN CHEMISTRY?

303. WHEN WE LEARN HOW TO PLAY INSTRUMENTS

304. AND WRITE MUSIC AND SING

305. AND OUR BAND SABOTAGE TAKES OFF,

306. WE´RE OUTTA HERE.

307. SHEE-OW! SHEE-OW!

308. GEORGE, GEORGE, WE´RE BEING WATCHED.

309. WE´RE BEING CHECKED OUT.

310. HEY, HEY, THEY´RE COMING OVER. WHAT DO WE DO?

311. BE COOL. TAKE YOUR HAND OUT OF MY BELT LOOP.

312. HEY, THERE. UM... THIS IS CARLA, AND I´M ANGIE.

313. I KNOW. I SEE YOU AT THE GAMES CHEERING.

314. I LOVE YOUR WORK.

315. SO, ARE YOU GUYS GOING TO THE SADIE HAWKINS DANCE?

316. DANCES SUCK.

317. THEN, UM, YOU WOULDN´T WANT TO GO WITH US?

318. DID I SAY, "SUCK"? I MEANT "ROCK"!

319. WELL, OKAY, THEN. IT´S A DATE.

320. SO, DO I GET TO BE WITH YOU?

321. HEY, HEY, LET THE LADIES DECIDE.

322. I´LL TAKE THIS ONE, YOU TAKE THAT ONE.

323. I´M THAT ONE.

324. OKAY, THEN.

325. WE´LL MEET YOU OUTSIDE THE DANCE AT 7:30.

326. OH, MY GOD, THEY´RE SO PATHETIC!

327. I DON´T KNOW IF I CAN GO THROUGH WITH THIS.

328. EVERYBODY´S GONNA SEE ME WITH HIM.

329. YOU WANT TO BE THE ONLY CHEERLEADERS

330. WHO DON´T SHOW UP WITH LOSERS?

331. NO.

332. WITH THESE TWO, WE´VE GOT A CHANCE TO WIN.

333. TOTALLY!

334. HOW´D YOU FIND ALL THIS OUT?

335. CARLA TOLD ME. SHE FELT GUILTY.

336. SHE SAID I WAS PROBABLY A HUMAN BEING

337. AND DESERVED TO BE TREATED LIKE ONE.

338. SO, HOW COME YOU NEVER TOLD ME?

339. WELL, I DIDN´T WANT TO HURT YOUR FEELINGS.

340. BESIDES, YOU AND ANGIE FELL IN LOVE.

341. IT WORKED OUT GREAT.

342. YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?

343. I UNDERMINED THE VERY FOUNDATION OF YOUR RELATIONSHIP.

344. NO! SHE LIED FIRST!

345. WHAT YOU DOIN´?

346. I´M IN A CHAT ROOM COMPLAINING ABOUT MEN.

347. Lesbiantownhall.com.

348. IS ANYBODY DEFENDING ME?

349. YES. THE 13-YEAR-OLD BOY PRETENDING TO BE A LESBIAN

350. THINKS YOU´RE COOL.

351. EVERYBODY ELSE SUGGESTS COUNSELING.

352. YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT´S A GOOD IDEA.

353. REALLY? YEAH.

354. I MEAN, WHEN YOUR RELATIONSHIP STARTS OUT WITH A LIE,

355. IT MAKES YOU QUESTION EVERYTHING AFTERWARDS.

356. IT SURE DOES.

357. THE PERSON WHO LIED FIRST —

358. OH, MAN, HOW CAN THEY EVER COME BACK FROM THAT?

359. I DON´T KNOW, GEORGE.

360. HEY, WHY DON´T YOU SEE IF YOU CAN FIND A COUNSELOR

361. WHO SPECIALIZES IN NASTY CHEERLEADERS

362. WHO MAKE BETS ABOUT GOING TO DANCES WITH LOSERS?

363. WHAT?

364. I KNOW!

365. CARLA TOLD ERNIE AND ERNIE TOLD ME

366. AND DOING THIS HURTS MY VOICE, BUT I KNOW!

367. OH, GEORGE, IT WAS 18 YEARS AGO, AND I WAS A TEENAGER —

368. A STUPID CHEERLEADER.

369. I DIDN´T KNOW WHAT I WAS DOING.

370. SO I WAS JUST A BIG JOKE TO YOU? NO.

371. ARE YOU DENYING I WAS A LOSER?

372. NO.

373. WELL, I WOULDN´T BE SO HIGH AND MIGHTY.

374. YOU LIED TO ME, TOO — TWICE.

375. MY LIE WAS BECAUSE I WANTED YOU.

376. YOUR LIE WAS TO COVER UP YOUR EVILNESS.

377. EVILNESS? IF I HADN´T DONE THAT,

378. WE WOULD HAVE NEVER GOT TOGETHER IN THE FIRST PLACE.

379. IF I HADN´T DONE WHAT I DID, WE WOULDN´T HAVE EITHER.

380. SO OUR LOVE IS BUILT ON LIES.

381. YES, IT IS!

382. OUR LOVE IS BUILT ON WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL LIES.

383. I´M PROUD OF THOSE LIES.

384. THOSE LIES HAVE LED TO A GREAT MARRIAGE,

385. TWO BEAUTIFUL KIDS, AND THIS KILLER CRIB!

386. COME ON, ANGIE.

387. I TELL YOU ONE THING

388. I NEVER LIED ABOUT —

389. I LOVE YOU.

390. AND I LOVE YOU, TOO.

391. LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, MISTER.

392. NOW THAT YOU´VE LOST YOUR MURAL,

393. YOU ARE SO ON THE HOOK FOR VALENTINE´S DAY,

394. MY BIRTHDAY, MOTHER´S DAY,

395. AND OUR ANNIVERSARY.

396. YOU GOT IT, BABY.

397. JUST TELL ME WHEN THOSE THINGS ARE.