1. COME ON, BOY.
COME THROUGH THE TUBE.
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2. COME ON, BOY.
I´VE GOT A TREAT.
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3. WHAT´S GOING ON, MAX?
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4. I´M TRAINING MR. NEEDLES.
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5. I WANT TO ENTER HIM IN
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6. DOES MR. NEEDLES
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7. OH, NO, ´CAUSE I DON´T
THINK IT´S RIGHT
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8. THAT MR. NEEDLES HAS PAPERS
AND SOME OF OUR RELATIVES DON´T.
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9. HEY, MAX...
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10. MAYBE MR. NEEDLES NEEDS TO SEE
YOU RUN THE COURSE,
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11. YOU KNOW, SO HE KNOWS
WHAT TO DO.
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12. OKAY.
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13. PAY ATTENTION,
MR. NEEDLES.
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14. I´M ONLY GONNA SHOW
YOU THIS ONCE.
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15. EW.
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16. I KNOW WHERE THAT
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17. I´M REALLY SORRY
TO HEAR THAT.
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18. OF COURSE
WE CAN COME DOWN.
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19. OKAY, TAKE CARE.
BYE.
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20. I´VE GOT SOME BAD NEWS.
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21. OH, THAT´S GOOD —
LOTS OF DRAMA.
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22. LISTEN, WHEN YOU SAY IT,
GO LIKE THIS,
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23. NO.
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24. THIS IS SERIOUS.
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25. NOW, THAT WAS UNCLE JOE´S
GIRLFRIEND.
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26. YOUR BROTHER´S DYING,
BENNY.
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27. OH, MAN.
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28. SO?
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29. WHAT´S THE BAD NEWS?
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30. COME ON, MOM!
DON´T BE LIKE THAT!
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31. BENNY, I KNOW HOW YOU
FEEL ABOUT JOE,
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32. BUT HE WANTS YOU TO GO DOWN
TO SAN DIEGO TO SAY GOODBYE.
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33. I SAID GOODBYE TO HIM
15 YEARS AGO
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34. WHEN HE CHEATED ME
OUT OF MY MONEY.
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35. I DON´T BELIEVE HER!
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36. THE MAN IS DYING AND SHE´S
NOT GONNA TALK TO HIM
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37. BECAUSE OF SOME STUPID GRUDGE
OVER A SUPER BOWL BET?
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38. THE LOPEZES
ARE PROUD PEOPLE,
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39. AND WHEN THERE´S PRINCIPLE AT
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40. THAT´S JUST
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41. THEY´RE FIGHTING OVER $20.
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42. WE´RE PETTY, TOO.
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43. THIS IS SO SAD.
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44. JOE´S NOT EVEN THAT OLD.
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45. HIS GIRLFRIEND DIDN´T
SAY WHAT HE HAD,
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46. AND I DIDN´T WANT TO ASK.
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47. I BET IT WAS THE BUMP.
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48. THE BUMP?
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49. YEAH, REMEMBER WHEN I TOLD YOU
HE VISITED TWO YEARS AGO,
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50. HE HAD A HUGE BUMP ON THE SIDE
OF HIS NECK?
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51. GEORGIE!
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52. UNCLE JOE!
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53. WHOA!
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54. GIMME A HUG.
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55. HEY —
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56. HEY!
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57. WOW,
IT´S BEEN A LONG TIME.
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58. ANYTHING, UH, NEW GOING ON
IN YOUR LIFE, JOE?
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59. SAME OLD,
SAME OLD.
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60. SO NOTHING´S NEW.
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61. I GUESS NOTHING´S
POPPED UP?
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62. NO, BUT I COULD USE A SODA,
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63. LONG TRIP FROM SAN DIEGO,
YOU KNOW?
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64. HOW WAS THE TRAFFIC, JOE?
WAS IT BUMP— UH...
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65. BUMPER TO BUMPER?
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66. A LITTLE BIT, BUT I HAD TO COME
UP AND TALK TO YOUR MAMA.
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67. I WANT
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68. OH, HEY, MAN.
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69. WOW, HEARING THAT GIVES ME
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70. OR A LITTLE TO THE LEFT.
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71. WHAT THE HELL IS THAT COMING
OUT OF YOUR NECK?
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72. IT LOOKS LIKE YOU´RE
GROWING A SECOND HEAD!
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73. WHO TOLD YOU?
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74. THE HEAD TOLD ME!
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75. IT WENT LIKE THIS —
ORALE.
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76. IF YOU DON´T LIKE IT,
DON´T LOOK AT IT.
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77. JOE, THAT LOOKS SERIOUS.
HAVE YOU BEEN TO THE DOCTOR?
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78. I´M TREATING IT MYSELF.
I DRINK WARM GINGER ALE.
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79. WELL, IF IT GETS ANY
BIGGER, JOE,
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80. YOU CAN USE THE CAR-POOL LANE
GOING HOME.
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81. JOE?
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82. BENNY, I´M READY TO SETTLE
OUR BET.
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83. I BROUGHT YOU YOUR MONEY.
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84. WHERE ARE YOU KEEPING IT,
IN YOUR NECK WALLET?
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85. WHAT THE HELL IS
THAT THING?
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86. IT´S FINE.
DON´T WORRY ABOUT IT.
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87. LOOK,
I DIDN´T COME HERE TO FIGHT.
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88. I CAME TO MAKE PEACE
WITH MY ONLY SISTER.
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89. I GOT YOUR MONEY.
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90. THAT´S $10.
YOU OWE ME $20.
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91. I STILL DON´T THINK I OWE YOU
ANYTHING,
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92. BUT I´M WILLING TO MEET YOU
HALFWAY, SO TAKE THE $10.
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93. NO, IT´S $20 OR NOTHING.
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94. WHY CAN´T YOU JUST CALL IT EVEN
SO WE CAN BURY THE HATCHET?
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95. SPEAKING OF HATCHET,
JOE, YOU MIGHT WANT TO...
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96. YOU KNOW, I DON´T GIVE A CRAP
ABOUT THE $20, OKAY?
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97. YOU CHEATED ME.
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98. OF COURSE, I SHOULD
HAVE KNOWN BETTER
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99. TO LET MY BROTHER
BE MY BOOKIE.
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100. I DID NOT CHEAT YOU.
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101. YES, YOU DID.
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102. NO, I DIDN´T!
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103. OH!
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104. LOOK, MOM, WHAT FELL OUT
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105. IT´S A 20!
SEE? THERE.
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106. PROBLEM SOLVED.
NOW KISS AND MAKE UP.
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107. I´M NOT TAKING IT UNLESS HE
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108. I´M NOT GIVING IT TO YOU.
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109. UH...
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110. JOE, THAT´S MY 20.
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111. NO, IT ISN´T.
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112. COME ON, MAN, IT IS!
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113. NO, IT ISN´T.
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114. SEE?
YOU SEE HOW HE IS, GEORGE?
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115. AH, FORGET IT.
YOU´RE NEVER GONNA CHANGE.
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116. YOU´RE THE SAME NASTY, BITTER
WOMAN YOU´VE ALWAYS BEEN,
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117. EXCEPT NOW
YOU´RE AN INCH SHORTER!
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118. WELL, SCREW YOU AND THE BUMP
THAT RODE IN ON YOU!
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119. WONDER HOW BIG THE BUMP
IS NOW.
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120. WELL... GINGER ALE IS GOOD FOR
TREATING GROWTHS...
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121. AS LONG AS YOU TAKE IT
WITH CHEMOTHERAPY!
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122. LOOK, YOU HAVE GOTTA CONVINCE
YOUR MOTHER TO VISIT JOE.
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123. SHE NEEDS CLOSURE.
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124. IF HE DIES BEFORE SHE GETS A
CHANCE TO TALK TO HIM,
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125. SHE´S GONNA REGRET IT
FOR THE REST OF HER LIFE.
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126. ANGIE, MY MOM DOESN´T REGRET
ANYTHING.
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127. EXCEPT MAYBE NOT GETTING A
BIGGER TV DURING THE RIOTS.
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128. ALL RIGHT.
I´LL TALK TO HER.
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129. MOM, ANGIE WANTS ME
TO TALK TO YOU.
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130. SAVE YOUR BREATH.
I´M NOT SEEING JOE.
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131. BUT HE´S DYING.
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132. I MEAN, THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE
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133. TO GET CLOSURE.
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134. CLOSURE?
YOU KNOW WHAT?
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135. I WOULD RATHER GIVE BIRTH TO YOU
AS A GROWN MAN
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136. THAN SEE THAT SNAKE.
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137. HOW CAN YOU TREAT YOUR ONLY
BROTHER THIS WAY?
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138. HOW?
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139. I´LL TELL YOU HOW —
YOU DON´T SCREW FAMILY.
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140. JOE AND I GREW UP TOGETHER.
WE SHARED A ROOM.
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141. OH, BUT NOW
THAT HE´S GOT MONEY,
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142. NOW THAT HE WEARS
GOLD CHAINS
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143. AND GOES TO THE SUPER BOWL
EVERY YEAR,
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144. HE CAN´T GIVE UP 20 FREAKIN´
BUCKS TO HIS OWN SISTER!
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145. LOOK, YOUR MOM´S GONE
AND YOUR DAD´S GONE.
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146. HE´S ALL YOU HAVE LEFT!
FORGET THE 20!
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147. YOU SAID IT YOURSELF —
YOU DON´T SCREW FAMILY!
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148. I DON´T KNOW.
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149. WE´RE A PROUD PEOPLE.
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150. SAVE IT FOR SOMEBODY THAT
DOESN´T KNOW US.
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151. YOU HAVE A BIRTHDAY DINNER
EVERY MONTH AT DENNY´S.
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152. WE´RE NOT THAT PROUD.
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153. WELL...
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154. COME ON, MOM!
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155. YOU KNOW...
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156. HE MIGHT NOT BE USING HIS
SUPER BOWL TICKETS THIS YEAR.
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157. HE COULD GIVE THEM TO
A FORGIVING SISTER.
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158. YOU KNOW WHAT?
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159. I NEED CLOSURE.
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160. IS MY MOM STILL IN
WITH JOE?
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161. YEAH!
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
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162. I TOLD YOU I WAS GONNA GET
SANDWICHES.
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163. THAT WAS HOURS AGO!
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164. I HAVE BEEN HIT ON BY FOUR OF
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165. AND ONE OF THEM
WAS SO OVERCOME WITH GRIEF,
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166. HE COLLAPSED INTO MY LAP
AND STAYED THERE.
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167. HEY, JIMMY´S HERE!
I TAUGHT HIM THAT MOVE.
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168. WHERE´S JOE?
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169. WE´RE HIS COUSINS FROM
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170. OH, I´M ANGIE, AND THIS IS
HIS NEPHEW GEORGE.
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171. JOE´S IN HIS BEDROOM
WITH HIS SISTER.
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172. OH, CRAP!
SHE´S GONNA TAKE THE TICKETS!
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173. WHAT TICKETS?
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174. JOE´S SUPER BOWL TICKETS.
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175. WHY DO YOU THINK WE DROVE ALL
THE WAY HERE FROM ALBUQUERQUE?
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176. GEORGE, DID YOUR MOM COME DOWN
HERE FOR SUPER BOWL TICKETS?
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177. TICKETS?
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178. I DON´T KNOW ANYTHING
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179. GENTLEMEN, WHAT IS THIS
PERTAINING TO?
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180. YOU OKAY?
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181. THAT WAS TOUGH.
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182. HE´S REALLY DYING.
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183. I KNOW.
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184. WE SAT THERE AND TALKED
LIKE WE WERE KIDS AGAIN,
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185. AND THEN I REALIZED
WHEN JOEY GOES,
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186. THERE´LL BE NO ONE LEFT TO
REMEMBER MY CHILDHOOD BUT ME.
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187. SO YOU GOT CLOSURE?
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188. YEAH.
OH, AND I GOT THE TICKETS.
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189. YOU KNOW WHAT?
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190. I DON´T EVEN REALLY CARE
ABOUT ´EM NOW.
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191. MOM, YOU DON´T HAVE TO
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192. YOU DESERVE ´EM.
YOU GOT ME DOWN HERE.
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193. BENNY, I KNOW THIS WASN´T
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194. WHAT IS IT WITH YOU?
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195. ANYTHING TO GET A HUG!
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196. I FEEL SORRY
FOR YOUR KIDS.
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197. GEORGE, DON´T YOU THINK
WE SHOULD GO IN
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198. AND SAY GOODBYE
TO JOE NOW?
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199. I DON´T WANT TO SEE HIM
LIKE THIS, ANGIE.
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200. I´LL CALL HIM.
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201. GEORGE,
YOU SHOULD SEE HIM.
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202. I DON´T KNOW, ANGIE.
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203. WHAT IF I´M IN THERE,
AND IT´S DARK,
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204. AND DEATH COMES IN
AND TAKES THE WRONG MEXICAN?
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205. HEY, GEORGE.
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206. I HEARD YOU WENT DOWN TO SEE
YOUR UNCLE AND HE´S REAL SICK.
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207. SO I THOUGHT I´D KEEP YOU
COMPANY TODAY...
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208. OR TOMORROW...
OR SUPER BOWL SUNDAY.
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209. YOU HEARD I HAVE AN
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210. YOU DO?
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211. HEY, DON´T GIVE IT TO HIM, FOOL.
I´M YOUR ASSISTANT.
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212. I DO ALL THE CRAP YOU
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213. GIVE ME THE TICKET.
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214. LET´S SEE WHERE YOU ARE
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215. OKAY, THERE´S ANGIE, ERNIE,
EVERYONE ELSE ON THE PLANET,
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216. ALL THE DOGS AND CATS,
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217. SO, YEAH,
IT COULD HAPPEN.
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218. DUDE, YOU´RE GOING
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219. THANK YOU, GEORGE!
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220. YOU DON´T KNOW HOW MUCH THIS
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221. THIS IS THE GREATEST MOMENT
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222. THAT´S...
THAT´S SAD, BRO.
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223. ANGIE,
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224. JOE PASSED AWAY.
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225. OH, DAMN.
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226. IS BENNY AROUND?
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227. YEAH.
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228. MOM, COULD YOU COME
IN HERE, PLEASE?
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229. I´M SORRY, MOM.
JOE´S GONE.
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230. THEY CALLED ABOUT AN HOUR AGO.
THE FUNERAL´S THIS SUNDAY.
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231. WELL, AT LEAST HE´S NOT
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232. SUPER BOWL SUNDAY?
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233. YEAH, I KNOW THAT SUCKS,
BUT WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
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234. WE´LL ALL DRIVE DOWN TO THE
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235. I CAN´T GO
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236. YOU HAVE TO!
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237. NO, I CAN´T.
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238. OKAY, OKAY,
HOW ABOUT THIS —
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239. YOU GO TO THE FUNERAL, YOU SEE
JOE, AND THEN YOU CAN LEAVE
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240. AND STILL GET TO THE GAME IN
TIME FOR KICKOFF.
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241. I´M SURE YOUR MOM
WILL BE FINE WITH THAT.
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242. NO, I DON´T WANT TO GO.
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243. WHY ARE YOU BEING
LIKE THIS?
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244. ´CAUSE I DON´T WANT TO GO
TO THE FUNERAL.
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245. WHAT IS THE BIG DEAL?
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246. I DON´T WANT TO SEE
DEAD PEOPLE,
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247. AND I DON´T WANT TO
SEE PEOPLE CRYING,
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248. AND I DON´T WANT TO
TALK ABOUT THIS ANYMORE.
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249. HEY, I KNOW YOU.
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250. YOU GOT ME THIS JOB.
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251. THAT´S RIGHT.
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252. I SHOULD KICK YOUR ASS
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253. I GOT THE KIDS SOME CLOTHES
FOR THE FUNERAL ON SUNDAY.
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254. YOU WANT ME TO PRESS
YOUR BLACK SUIT
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255. IN CASE YOU CHANGE
YOUR MIND?
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256. NO.
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257. YOU KNOW,
SOMETIMES WHEN I SAY
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258. I DON´T WANT TO TALK
ABOUT SOMETHING,
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259. IT MEANS THAT´S WHAT I REALLY
WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE MOST.
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260. YEAH,
I HATE THAT ABOUT YOU.
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261. COME ON, CARMEN AND MAX
ARE BOTH GOING.
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262. IT´S GONNA BE HARD TO EXPLAIN TO
THEM WHY YOU´RE NOT.
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263. WHY ARE YOU TAKING
THE KIDS?
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264. I DON´T THINK THEY HAVE TO
GO THROUGH ALL THAT.
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265. GO THROUGH ALL WHAT?
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266. YOU KNOW,
WHEN YOU SEE THE COFFIN,
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267. AND YOU THINK ABOUT YOUR BODY
ROTTING AWAY
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268. AND YOUR EYES
SHRIVELING UP,
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269. AND YOUR NAILS ARE STILL
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270. ANGIE, YOUR NAILS NEVER
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271. GEORGE,
THEY STOP GROWING.
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272. IF THEY DIDN´T STOP GROWING,
EVERYWHERE YOU WENT,
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273. THERE´D BE FINGERNAILS SHOOTING
UP OUT OF THE GROUND.
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274. YOU DON´T GET IT.
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275. WHAT´S HIS PROBLEM?
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276. HE WON´T GO
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277. DAMN.
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278. I SHOULD HAVE SEEN
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279. WHAT?
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280. OH, HE´S SCARED OF DEATH EVER
SINCE HE WAS A KID.
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281. HE NEVER TOLD ME THAT.
DID SOMETHING HAPPEN?
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282. OH,
JUST THE KIND OF STUFF
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283. THAT REALLY IS OUT OF
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284. LIKE WHAT?
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285. LIKE I LIED TO HIM
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286. AND TOLD HIM THAT HIS DAD
DIED WHEN HE WAS 4.
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287. THAT PROBABLY DIDN´T HELP.
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288. UH-HUH.
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289. AND THEN HE WAS REALLY
SCARED,
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290. AND HE ASKED ME
IF HE WAS EVER GONNA DIE.
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291. AND WHAT DID YOU SAY?
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292. I SAID, "NO."
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293. I SAID,
"WHEN YOU GROW UP,
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294. "THEY WILL HAVE CURED
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295. AND YOU´RE GONNA LIVE
FOREVER."
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296. BUT THAT ONE WASN´T MY FAULT.
SCIENCE LET ME DOWN.
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297. BENNY,
YOU MESSED HIM UP!
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298. HE NEVER LEARNED HOW TO HANDLE
DEATH AS A CHILD,
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299. AND NOW HE CAN´T HANDLE
IT AS AN ADULT.
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300. I KNOW.
I´M GONNA TALK TO HIM.
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301. IT´S TIME HE WENT TO HIS
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302. HE NEVER WENT EVEN
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303. WELL,
THEY NEVER INVITED US.
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304. I WAS ALWAYS HAVING FIGHTS
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305. YOU KNOW, EVEN MY COUSIN RUDY
HAD IT PUT ON HIS TOMBSTONE —
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306. "IF YOU CAN READ THIS,
BENNY LOPEZ, YOU´RE TOO CLOSE."
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307. GEORGE,
I GOTTA TALK TO YOU.
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308. WHAT´S WITH THE DRESS?
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309. THIS IS THE DRESS
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310. REALLY?
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311. THAT´S THE DRESS YOU WANT
GOD TO SEE YOU IN
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312. THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET?
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313. I´M NOT KIDDING.
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314. THIS IS MY DEATH DRESS.
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315. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA WEAR FOR
THE SWIMSUIT COMPETITION?
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316. LISTEN, GEORGE, YOU HELPED ME
GET THROUGH SOMETHING.
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317. NOW I´M GONNA HELP YOU.
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318. YOU KNOW, THE BEST WAY TO GET
RID OF YOUR FEAR OF DEATH
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319. IS TAKE CONTROL OF IT!
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320. LIKE ME.
I GOT EVERYTHING PLANNED.
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321. MOM,
I DON´T WANT TO DO THIS.
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322. COME ON, GEORGE.
COME ON, PAY ATTENTION.
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323. YOU´RE THE ONLY ONE
I TRUST,
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324. AND I´M GONNA MAKE SURE
THAT YOU´RE IN CHARGE
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325. OF ALL OF MY ARRANGEMENTS,
OKAY?
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326. NUMBER ONE —
MAKE SURE I´M DEAD.
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327. NUMBER TWO —
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328. MAKE SURE I´M DEAD.
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329. NUMBER THREE — DO NOT LET THEM
PUT ME IN THE GROUND
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330. WITHOUT DOING MY EYE MAKEUP,
OKAY?
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331. AND I WOULD LIKE FOR IT TO BE
POWDER BLUE TO MATCH MY GOWN.
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332. OH, AND ALSO, YOU KNOW,
HAVE THEM ARCH MY EYEBROWS,
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333. BUT NOT TOO MUCH SO I DON´T LOOK
LIKE I´M SURPRISED,
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334. LIKE SOMEBODY GOT ME FROM
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335. COME ON, MOM!
YOU´RE CREEPING ME OUT!
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336. YOU´RE NOT GONNA DIE FOR
A LONG, LONG TIME!
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337. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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338. THIS IS WHAT IT´S GONNA
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339. OH, BUT NOT EXACTLY.
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340. I DON´T WANT TO BE BURIED
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341. THESE THINGS HURT AFTER
FOUR HOURS.
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342. COME ON, MOM, STOP IT.
GET UP.
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343. NO, NO, I´M JUST SAYING PICTURE
THEM MORE TO THE SIDES.
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344. OKAY, OKAY!
I´LL GO TO JOE´S FUNERAL!
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345. JUST GET UP!
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346. MOM, I DON´T WANT TO PICTURE
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347. GOOD.
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348. YOU FEEL BETTER?
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349. NO, BUT I´LL BE OKAY.
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350. SO...
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351. I GUESS YOU´RE GONNA BE SAD
WHEN I GO, HUH?
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352. OF COURSE.
YOU´RE MY MOM.
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353. BUT THAT´S A LONG, LONG WAY
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354. OH, YEAH, YEAH.
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355. YEAH,
I´M SURE YOU´RE RIGHT.
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356. UH-OH.
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357. WHAT´S THIS RIGHT HERE?
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358. I GOT A —
I GOT A LITTLE BUMP ON MY NECK.
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359. OH, CUT IT OUT, MOM!
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360. OH, I´M GONNA DIE.
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361. I´M GONNA DIE.
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362. KEEP IT UP, MOM!
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363. YOU´RE THIS CLOSE TO WEARING
BROWN EYE SHADOW
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364. AND A HEFTY BAG!
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365. UH-OH.
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366. WELL...
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367. THAT´S IT.
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368. COME ON, GEORGE.
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369. LET´S GO.
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370. I THINK I WANT TO SAY
GOODBYE TO JOE.
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371. YOU SURE?
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372. YEAH.
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373. WELL, YOU KNOW, IT SORT
OF REEKS OF DEATH IN HERE.
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374. I´M GONNA GO OUT
AND HAVE A SMOKE.
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375. SO... JOE...
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376. NICE RIDE.
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377. WELL, I GUESS THIS IS IT.
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378. GOODBYE.
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379. OH, HELL.
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380. WOW.
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381. I SEE WHAT MY MOM MEANT
ABOUT THE EYEBROWS.
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382. JOE, YOU WERE
AN ALL-RIGHT UNCLE.
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383. THANK YOU FOR MAKING UP
WITH MY MOM.
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384. HEY, MAN, I KNOW YOU DIDN´T WANT
TO MISS THE SUPER BOWL.
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385. SO...
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386. THERE YOU GO, TIO.
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387. YES!
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388. GO!
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389. OH!
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390. I´M NOT READY TO LEAVE HIM YET.
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391. COULD YOU GIVE ME
A MINUTE?
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392. FUMBLE!
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393. OH...
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394. WHY?
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395. HERE, JOE,
LET ME FIX THE PICTURE FOR YOU.
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396. THERE.
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397. OH, YEAH!
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398. WHOO!
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399. FUMBLE!
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400. OH!
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401. WHERE´S THE FLAG?
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402. OH...
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403. NO FLAG!
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404. OH...
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405. HEY.
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406. OH, HEY, THANKS.
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407. YOU KNOW, SOME CHIPS
WOULD BE NICE.
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