1. MOM, LOOK!
WE FOUND A TREE!Copy !req
2. IS THAT THE SOUND
OF PINE NEEDLESCopy !req
3. HITTING MY CLEAN
KITCHEN FLOOR?Copy !req
4. IT´S CHRISTMAS!
COME ON!Copy !req
5. YOUR PARENTS WILL UNDERSTAND
A FEW PINE NEEDLES.Copy !req
6. GEORGE, THEY´RE DOCTORS!Copy !req
7. THEY´RE USED TO EVERYTHING
BEING STERILE.Copy !req
8. BESIDES... THEY´VE NEVER SEEN
THE NEW HOUSE,Copy !req
9. AND I WANT EVERYTHING
TO BE PERFECT.Copy !req
10. IS THAT A CRUMB-PRODUCING
FOOD ITEM?Copy !req
11. YEAH, I GUESS IT IS.Copy !req
12. HEY! THAT FEELS GOOD! WOW!Copy !req
13. HEY, DO ME.Copy !req
14. OH, MY GOD!
THEY´RE HERE!Copy !req
15. I´LL GET IT!Copy !req
16. HERE WE GO.Copy !req
17. HERE COMES ALL THE KISSING
AND THE HUGGING.Copy !req
18. HERE COME THE LOUD,
EMOTIONAL CUBANS!Copy !req
19. GEORGE, THAT´S JUST
A STEREOTYPE.Copy !req
20. HELLO, HELLO, HELLO!
WE´RE HERE!Copy !req
21. OH, MY GOD, LOOK AT YOU, MAX!
YOU´RE SO BIG!Copy !req
22. CARMEN, IS THAT YOU?
YOU´RE BEAUTIFUL!Copy !req
23. OKAY. THERE.
IT´S OVER.Copy !req
24. THERE SHE IS!
THERE´S MY LITTLE PRINCESS!Copy !req
25. O-H-H-H-H!
O-H-H-H-H!Copy !req
26. BONITA!Copy !req
27. MAN, YOU´RE LUCKY
YOU´RE DEAF.Copy !req
28. GEORGE!Copy !req
29. VIC!Copy !req
30. EMELINA!Copy !req
31. HI.Copy !req
32. HOW ARE YOU?Copy !req
33. GEORGE...Copy !req
34. I WAS WONDERING WHY
ANGIE WAS SO SKINNY,Copy !req
35. BUT NOW I KNOW
WHERE THE FOOD´S GOING, HUH?Copy !req
36. THE KIDS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL.Copy !req
37. ONE DAY, CARMEN´S GONNA BECopy !req
38. THE PRINCESS
OF THE CUBAN DAY PARADE.Copy !req
39. BUT I´M ONLY HALF CUBAN.Copy !req
40. THAT´S NOT YOUR FAULT.Copy !req
41. THIS ONE, HUH?Copy !req
42. SO STRONG!Copy !req
43. WE´RE GOING TO NEED
THAT STRENGTHCopy !req
44. TO TAKE THE ISLAND BACK
FROM CASTRO, EH?Copy !req
45. IT TOOK YOU A WHOLE MINUTE
TO MENTION CASTRO, VIC.Copy !req
46. YOU´RE SLIPPING.Copy !req
47. MOM, DAD, LET ME SHOW YOU
THE REST OF THE HOUSE.Copy !req
48. HEY, DID YOU SEE
THE BARBARA WALTERS INTERVIEWCopy !req
49. WITH CASTRO?Copy !req
50. WHY DIDN´T SHE JUST START
MAKING OUT WITH HIM?Copy !req
51. MAX, WANNA SEE THE VEINS
ON GRANDPA´S FOREHEAD POP OUT?Copy !req
52. YEAH.Copy !req
53. TELL HIM HOW GREAT CASTRO LOOKS
FOR HIS AGE.Copy !req
54. GRANDPA!Copy !req
55. SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF THE KITCHEN?Copy !req
56. YOU HAVE TO FORGIVE ME.
IT´S SUCH A MESS.Copy !req
57. DON´T WORRY, HONEY.Copy !req
58. TOMORROW WE´LL SCRUB
THIS PLACE CLEAN.Copy !req
59. YOU´LL BE ABLE
TO EAT HERE.Copy !req
60. THANKS, MOMMY.Copy !req
61. HEY, I LIKE THE LITTLE TREE
FOR THE KITCHEN.Copy !req
62. WHEN ARE YOU GETTING THE BIG ONE
FOR THE LIVING ROOM?Copy !req
63. OH, UM, I´M PICKING IT UP
TOMORROW.Copy !req
64. THEY CUT IT TODAY,
BUT IT TAKES ALL NIGHT TO FALL.Copy !req
65. WE´RE GETTING TWO TREES
FOR CHRISTMAS?Copy !req
66. COOL!Copy !req
67. ARE THERE GONNA BE PRESENTS
UNDER BOTH?Copy !req
68. HEY...Copy !req
69. I DON´T SEE WHY NOT.Copy !req
70. YOU KNOW... I GOT
A LITTLE PULL WITH SANTACopy !req
71. EVER SINCE I TREATED HIM
FOR THAT MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION.Copy !req
72. How can he do the operation
if he can´t even say the word?Copy !req
73. MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION.Copy !req
74. WAIT A MINUTE.
WAIT A MINUTE.Copy !req
75. WHAT´S THIS?
HMMM. HEY.Copy !req
76. ALL THESE BILLS
ARE CRUMPLED.Copy !req
77. I MIGHT AS WELL
THROW THEM AWAY.Copy !req
78. UNLESS I CAN GET SOMEONE
TO TAKE THEM OFF MY HANDS.Copy !req
79. OH!
I´LL DO IT!Copy !req
80. THANKS, GRANDPA!Copy !req
81. VIC, YOU SHOULDN´T
DO THAT.Copy !req
82. AHH, DON´T WORRY, GEORGE.
I DIDN´T FORGET ABOUT YOU, HUH?Copy !req
83. TREAT MY DAUGHTER
TO A NICE DINNER.Copy !req
84. THIS ISN´T RIGHT.Copy !req
85. NO, IT´S NOT.Copy !req
86. I RESPECT YOU MORE THAN THAT,
GEORGE.Copy !req
87. THANK YOU, DADDY.
WE REALLY APPRECIATE IT.Copy !req
88. WHY DON´T YOU GO UPSTAIRSCopy !req
89. AND LET THE KIDS SHOW YOU
YOUR ROOM, HUH?Copy !req
90. WE´VE BEEN MARRIED
FOR SIXTEEN YEARS,Copy !req
91. AND YOUR DAD´S STILL
GIVING ME MONEY.Copy !req
92. IT´S HIS WAY
OF TRYING TO HELP.Copy !req
93. WELL, IT´S INSULTING,
ANGIE.Copy !req
94. HE´S DISRESPECTING ME
IN MY OWN HOUSE.Copy !req
95. AS LONG AS I´VE KNOWN
YOUR DAD,Copy !req
96. HE´S ALWAYS LOOKED DOWN
ON ME.Copy !req
97. YOU KNOW, I´M MANAGING
THE PLANT NOW.Copy !req
98. I DON´T NEED
HIS PITY MONEY.Copy !req
99. COME ON, GEORGE.
THEY´LL BE GONE IN A WEEK.Copy !req
100. I HAVE TO PUT UP WITH YOUR MOM
EVERY DAY,Copy !req
101. AND SHE NEVER GIVES
ME MONEY.Copy !req
102. ACTUALLY, I EVEN THINK I´VE SEEN
HER GOING THROUGH MY PURSE.Copy !req
103. BUT, ANGIE,
IT´S A WHOLE WEEK OF,Copy !req
104. "GEORGE, IT´S NOT TOO LATE
TO GO TO COLLEGE."Copy !req
105. "GEORGE, ANGIE´S OLD BOYFRIEND
IS A MILLIONAIRE."Copy !req
106. "GEORGE, SAY HELLO
TO MY LITTLE FRIEND."Copy !req
107. MY DAD IS NOT SCARFACE.Copy !req
108. COME ON!Copy !req
109. JUST ONE WEEK
WITH NO FIGHTING.Copy !req
110. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
111. BUT IF HE STAYS LONGER THAN A
WEEK, I SWEAR I´M GONNA HAVE ACopy !req
112. MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION.Copy !req
113. HEY, HEY, HEY!Copy !req
114. JACK, MEL, WOW!
THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL!Copy !req
115. COME ON! LET´S GIVE IT UP
FOR THE BOSSES!Copy !req
116. I HAVEN´T SEEN THESE GUYS
CRYING SO MUCHCopy !req
117. SINCE THEY RAISED
THE MINIMUM WAGE.Copy !req
118. ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU.
DON´T FORGET TO TIP THE WELDERS.Copy !req
119. WHAT´S ALL THIS?Copy !req
120. HEY, WHERE YOU BEEN?Copy !req
121. AT THE MALL.Copy !req
122. MY PARENTS WANTED TO TAKE
CARMEN AND MAX SHOPPING.Copy !req
123. OH, MY GOD.
WHAT IS IN THIS?Copy !req
124. RUM, BRANDY,
AND ENOUGH VODKACopy !req
125. TO MAKE YOU DROP YOUR PANTIES
FOR A CANDY CANE.Copy !req
126. HO, HO, HO.Copy !req
127. GEORGE... MY PARENTS BOUGHT
A LOT OF STUFF —Copy !req
128. SOME STUFF THAT WE
WERE THINKING ABOUT GETTING.Copy !req
129. LIKE WHAT?Copy !req
130. THEY BOUGHT MAX´S
BIG PRESENT.Copy !req
131. THEY BOUGHT HIM
THE BMX BIKE!Copy !req
132. NO! ANGIE!Copy !req
133. I STEPPED AWAY
FOR TWO SECONDSCopy !req
134. TO STOP MY MOM FROM
BUYING CARMEN A FUR...Copy !req
135. AND WHEN I GOT BACK,Copy !req
136. MY DAD HAD ALREADY BOUGHT
MAX THE BIKE.Copy !req
137. HE SHOULD HAVE
ASKED US FIRST!Copy !req
138. I BET HE DID THIS
TO MAKE ME LOOK BAD.Copy !req
139. WHAT´S HE GONNA BUY MAX NEXT,
A CAR, A YACHT, A MONKEY?Copy !req
140. YOU KNOW HE WANTS
HIS OWN MONKEY!Copy !req
141. GEORGE, YOU KNOW MY DAD.Copy !req
142. HE´S ALWAYS GOTTA BE
THE BIG SPENDER.Copy !req
143. AND THEN THE KIDS THINK
WHATEVER WE DOCopy !req
144. ISN´T AS GOOD AS WHAT
GRANDPA DOES.Copy !req
145. SO WHAT ARE WE GONNA GET
MAX NOW?Copy !req
146. WE´RE NOT GETTING HIM
THE MONKEY.Copy !req
147. WE´LL JUST, YOU KNOW,
GET THE NEXT THING ON HIS LIST.Copy !req
148. WHAT´S THAT?Copy !req
149. A WOLF.
OH.Copy !req
150. I THINK SOMEBODY´S GONNA BE
UNDER MY MISTLETOE!Copy !req
151. INCOMING!Copy !req
152. OH!Copy !req
153. GEORGE, CAN WE SEE YOU IN THE
OFFICE FOR A COUPLE MINUTES?Copy !req
154. OH, I´M GETTING FLASHBACKS
FROM MY BIRTHDAY SPANKING.Copy !req
155. GEORGE, YOU´VE DONE SUCH
A GREAT JOBCopy !req
156. RUNNING THE PLANT
FOR US THIS YEAR...Copy !req
157. AND THIS IS JUST
OUR WAY OF SAYING, "THANK YOU."Copy !req
158. TA-DA! TA-DA!Copy !req
159. A TURKEY
FOR A BONUS?Copy !req
160. CHECK THE CAVITY!Copy !req
161. YOU KNOW,
THE KISS WAS ENOUGH.Copy !req
162. THE TURKEY,
WISENHEIMER.Copy !req
163. THERE MIGHT BE JUST A LITTLE
SOMETHING-SOMETHING.Copy !req
164. HOW MUCH IS THIS?Copy !req
165. IT´S A THOUSAND BUCKS,
GEORGE!Copy !req
166. DAMN! A THOUSAND BUCKS!
WOW! THANKS, GUYS!Copy !req
167. GEORGE, YOU JUST WORK
SO DARN HARD.Copy !req
168. WE HOPE YOU GO
AND BLOW IT ON SOMETHING FUN.Copy !req
169. I WILL.Copy !req
170. I´M GONNA RUB MY FATHER-IN-LAW´S
NOSE IN THIS MONEYCopy !req
171. LIKE A DOG WHO POOPED
ON MY CARPET!Copy !req
172. UH, THAT SOUNDS GREAT.Copy !req
173. MERRY CHRISTMAS.Copy !req
174. GEORGE, WHAT IS ALL THIS
HOLIDAY CRAP?Copy !req
175. I´M TIRED OF VIC MAKING ME FEEL
LIKE A CHARITY CASE,Copy !req
176. SO I´M GONNA PROVE TO HIMCopy !req
177. OH, MY GOD!
GEORGE!Copy !req
178. MERRY CHRISTMAS!Copy !req
179. THAT TREE BIG ENOUGH
FOR YOU, VIC?Copy !req
180. GEORGE, I HAVE TO SAY
THAT´S A HELL OF A TREE.Copy !req
181. BUT DOESN´T THIS ANGEL
BELONG ON THE TOP?Copy !req
182. VIC, YOU CUBAN CASANOVA.Copy !req
183. EMELINA, THAT´S A NICE POSSUM
YOU GOT THERE.Copy !req
184. I LIKE YOUR COAT, TOO.Copy !req
185. DID IT COME
WITH A SHOPPING CART?Copy !req
186. YOU KNOW WHAT...Copy !req
187. GIRLS! GIRLS! GIRLS!Copy !req
188. YOU´RE BOTH PRETTY.Copy !req
189. NOW, IF EVERYONE WILL
FOLLOW ME IN THE BACKYARD,Copy !req
190. I HAVE A SURPRISE
THAT´LL FILL YOUR HEARTSCopy !req
191. WITH CHRISTMAS JOY!Copy !req
192. COUNT ME OUT.Copy !req
193. I DON´T WANNA BE THERECopy !req
194. WHEN EMELINA´S COAT
WAKES UP.Copy !req
195. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,Copy !req
196. COME WITH ME AS GEORGE LOPEZ
PRESENTS —Copy !req
197. HOLD ON, GEORGE.Copy !req
198. I´VE GOT A DELIVERY
FOR A "VIC PALMERO"?Copy !req
199. HEY! IT´S FINALLY HERE!Copy !req
200. HE GOT HIM THE MONKEY!
GOT HIM THE DAMN MONKEY!Copy !req
201. IT´S NOT A MONKEY.Copy !req
202. DAD, IS THIS WHAT
I THINK IT IS?Copy !req
203. HA HA. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,Copy !req
204. VICTOR PALMERO PRESENTS —
THE CUBAN CHRISTMAS PIG!Copy !req
205. GEORGE! THEY GOT US A PIG!Copy !req
206. OH, I HAVEN´T HAD
LECHóN IN YEARS!Copy !req
207. I´M GONNA BUILD THE BOX,Copy !req
208. AND WE´RE GONNA SMOKE IT
IN THE BACKYARD...Copy !req
209. JUST LIKE WHEN ANGIE AND HER
SISTER WERE LITTLE.Copy !req
210. THAT´S GREAT.
WE´RE HAVING HAM.Copy !req
211. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...Copy !req
212. PREPARE YOURSELVES,
AS GEORGE LOPEZ PRESENTS —Copy !req
213. WELCOME TO MY
WINTER WONDERLAND.Copy !req
214. AND, OF COURSE,Copy !req
215. OVERSEEING ALL
OF CHRISTMASCopy !req
216. IS SANTA PAWS!Copy !req
217. THIS ISN´T REAL SNOW!Copy !req
218. IT´S PLASTIC!Copy !req
219. CARMEN, TAKE YOUR BROTHER INSIDE
AND RINSE HIS MOUTH OUT.Copy !req
220. SNOW?Copy !req
221. IT´S 70 DEGREES, DOOF.Copy !req
222. SO, PRETTY IMPRESSIVE,
HUH, VIC?Copy !req
223. THIS IS CHRISTMAS!Copy !req
224. LOOK, I WOULDN´T HAVE SAID THIS
IN FRONT OF THE KIDS,Copy !req
225. BUT IS THIS THE WAY A MAN
ON A TIGHT BUDGETCopy !req
226. SHOULD BE SPENDING HIS MONEY?Copy !req
227. WHO ARE YOU TRYING
TO IMPRESS?Copy !req
228. I´M TRYING TO GIVE THE KIDS
A GOOD CHRISTMAS, VIC.Copy !req
229. I´M SPOILING THE KIDS.
I´M THEIR GRANDFATHER.Copy !req
230. BUT LOOK AT THIS JUNK!Copy !req
231. PBHT.Copy !req
232. WHOSE CHRISTMAS
IS THIS?Copy !req
233. HERE WE GO.Copy !req
234. GIANT CANDY CANES
AND THE DANCING SANTASCopy !req
235. AND PLASTIC SNOW?Copy !req
236. THIS IS A
DEPARTMENT-STORE CHRISTMAS.Copy !req
237. THERE´S NO CULTURE.
THERE´S NO TRADITION.Copy !req
238. THERE´S NO...Copy !req
239. MOJO!Copy !req
240. THAT´S WHY IT´S SO GREAT
THAT YOU GUYS ARE HERE.Copy !req
241. FIVE MORE DAYS, GEORGE.Copy !req
242. IT´S WINTER —
SHORTEST DAYS OF THE YEAR.Copy !req
243. I MEAN, I CAN TEACH THEM
EVERYTHING I KNOW ABOUT CUBA,Copy !req
244. BUT WHO´S GOING TO TEACH THEM
ABOUT THEIR MEXICAN HERITAGECopy !req
245. IF THEIR OWN FATHER WON´T?Copy !req
246. HEY, HEY.Copy !req
247. I GOT THEIR
MEXICAN HERITAGE COVERED.Copy !req
248. I´M DOWN
WITH LA RAZA.Copy !req
249. I HAVE SOMETHING VERY SPECIAL
PLANNED FOR ALL OF USCopy !req
250. FOR CHRISTMAS EVE.Copy !req
251. WELL, I CAN´T WAIT.Copy !req
252. LET´S GO CUT
THE PIG OPEN.Copy !req
253. GEORGE, HOW MUCH DID
ALL OF THIS COST?Copy !req
254. MY CHRISTMAS BONUS.Copy !req
255. YOU SPENT ALL $500
ON THIS?Copy !req
256. YEAH.Copy !req
257. HONEY, YOU CAN´T LET
MY DAD BAIT YOU LIKE THIS.Copy !req
258. HE´S NEVER GONNA
LET YOU WIN!Copy !req
259. HE ALWAYS HAS TO BE
THE BIG DOG.Copy !req
260. NOT IN MY HOUSE.
I´M THE BIG DOG HERE.Copy !req
261. I´M GONNA SHOW VIC I CAN HANDLE
ANYTHING HE THROWS AT ME.Copy !req
262. HE WANTS CULTURE?
I´LL SHOW HIM CULTURE!Copy !req
263. BY TOMORROW?Copy !req
264. ANGIE, PLEASE!Copy !req
265. I GOT THIS!Copy !req
266. MOM, I´M IN A BIND.Copy !req
267. I GOT TWO HOURS TO GET
SOME MEXICAN TRADITIONSCopy !req
268. TO SHUT ANGIE´S PARENTS UP.Copy !req
269. IS THERE ANY WAY YOU CAN MAKE
SOME CHRISTMAS TAMALESCopy !req
270. LIKE ERNIE´S MOM
USED TO?Copy !req
271. I WOULD,Copy !req
272. BUT I GOTTA HANG MY JALAPEñO
LIGHTS ON MY CHRISTMAS CACTUS.Copy !req
273. HOW COME WE DON´T HAVE ANY
MEXICAN CHRISTMAS TRADITIONS?Copy !req
274. HEY, COME ON.
WE HAD SOME NICE CHRISTMASES.Copy !req
275. YEAH? WHAT ABOUT THAT TIME
YOU MADE ME PUT OUTCopy !req
276. MILK AND COOKIES FOR SANTA,Copy !req
277. AND THEN WHEN I GOT UP
IN THE MORNINGCopy !req
278. THEY WEREN´T EVEN TOUCHED.Copy !req
279. SO? HE DIDN´T COME.Copy !req
280. YOU KNOW, SOUNDS LIKE YOUR BEEF
IS WITH SANTA.Copy !req
281. LOOK, I KNOW THIS IS CRAZY,
BUT I´M DESPERATE.Copy !req
282. MARISOL, DOES YOUR FAMILYCopy !req
283. HAVE ANY SPECIAL
MEXICAN CHRISTMAS TRADITIONS?Copy !req
284. TRADITIONS?Copy !req
285. YOU´RE AN OLD MEXICAN.
YOU TELL ME.Copy !req
286. YOU KNOW, YOU COULD BE A LITTLE
NICER AROUND THE HOLIDAYS.Copy !req
287. I KNOW, HUH?Copy !req
288. MY BROTHER´S GONNA BE
IN A CHRISTMAS PLAY.Copy !req
289. WHY DON´T YOU TAKE
YOUR FAMILY TO THIS?Copy !req
290. "THE CESAR CHAVEZ TEATRO
DE LA COMUNIDAD,Copy !req
291. "IN ASSOCIATION WITH
TENOCHTITLAN PRODUCTIONSCopy !req
292. "PRESENTS ´A CHICANO
CHRISTMAS CAROL,´Copy !req
293. STARRING MOCTEZUMA CUATEMOC."Copy !req
294. DOESN´T GET ANY MORE MEXICAN
THAN THIS.Copy !req
295. THIS PLAY IS
THE REAL DEAL.Copy !req
296. FEELS RIGHT BEING HERE.Copy !req
297. THIS IS GREAT.Copy !req
298. YOU BETTER LET SOME AIR
OUT OF THAT HEADCopy !req
299. BEFORE THE PLAY STARTS.Copy !req
300. I KNOW, HUH?Copy !req
301. SEASON´S GREETINGS,
BIENVENIDOS,Copy !req
302. WELCOME TO OUR
CHRISTMAS CAROL.Copy !req
303. IT´S CHRISTMAS EVE
IN THE BARRIO.Copy !req
304. WAIT, HERE COMES
ROBERTO CRATCHETTCopy !req
305. AND TINY TIMOTEO NOW.Copy !req
306. MERRY CHRISTMAS.
FELIZ NAVIDAD.Copy !req
307. HEY, THAT´S MY BROTHER!Copy !req
308. YOU GO, BETO!Copy !req
309. PAPí, CAN YOU GET OFF WORK
FOR CHRISTMAS TOMORROW?Copy !req
310. OH, I DON´T KNOW, MíJO.Copy !req
311. I HAVE TO ASK MY BOSS,
SEñOR SCROOGE.Copy !req
312. HERE HE COMES NOW.Copy !req
313. FELIZ NAVIDAD,
SEñOR SCROOGE.Copy !req
314. BAH, HUMBUG!Copy !req
315. SAY THAT AGAIN AND I´LL POP
A CAP IN YOUR ASS!Copy !req
316. KEEPING IT REAL.Copy !req
317. I MADE A LOT OF COIN
FOR YOU TODAY, JEFE.Copy !req
318. AND BEING THAT IT´S CHRISTMAS
TOMORROW,Copy !req
319. I WAS HOPING I COULD SPEND IT
WITH MI FAMILIA.Copy !req
320. ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND,
HOMS?Copy !req
321. I´M A BUSINESSMAN.Copy !req
322. YOU THINK PEOPLE
STOP GETTING HIGHCopy !req
323. JUST BECAUSE
IT´S CHRISTMAS?Copy !req
324. GEORGE!Copy !req
325. KEEPING IT, UH,
YOU KNOW, REAL.Copy !req
326. JUST GIVE ME THE MONEY
YOU MADE TODAY,Copy !req
327. AND GET BACK OUT
ON THE STREET.Copy !req
328. GET DOWN!
IT´S A DRIVE-BY!Copy !req
329. HELP, PLEASE!Copy !req
330. TINY TIMOTEO´S
BEEN SHOT!Copy !req
331. THEY SHOT TINY TIMOTEO
IN THE FIRST TWO MINUTES.Copy !req
332. WHERE DO THEY GO FROM HERE?Copy !req
333. OH, NO!
THEY´RE BACKING UP!Copy !req
334. YOU KNOW WHAT?Copy !req
335. I LIKE THAT THEATER.Copy !req
336. I CAN´T WAIT TO SEE WHAT THEY DO
WITH "THE NUTCRACKER."Copy !req
337. I CAN´T BELIEVE THEY SHOT
SANTA CLAUSCopy !req
338. FOR WEARING THE WRONG COLORS.Copy !req
339. NICE PLAY FOR YOUR CHILDREN,
GEORGE.Copy !req
340. I´M SURE IF WE STAYEDCopy !req
341. THERE WOULD HAVE BEEN
A VERY UPLIFTING MESSAGE,Copy !req
342. BUT I THINK LEAVING
AFTER THE PIT-BULL MAULINGCopy !req
343. WAS A GOOD CALL.Copy !req
344. WE´RE JUST GONNA MOVE ONCopy !req
345. AND HAVE THE BEST
CHRISTMAS EVER.Copy !req
346. GEORGE, WHY DON´T YOU HELP
MY DAD WITH THE PIG?Copy !req
347. SO, SOME TRADITION
YOU GOT HERE, GEORGE.Copy !req
348. WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO
ON CHRISTMAS DAY —Copy !req
349. OPEN OUR PRESENTS
IN A WHOREHOUSE?Copy !req
350. WAIT. THAT´S IT.
PUT IT DOWN.Copy !req
351. I ONLY TOOK EVERYBODY TO THAT
PLAY TO IMPRESS YOU.Copy !req
352. YOU´VE BEEN ON MY BACK
SINCE YOU GOT HERE.Copy !req
353. OH, SO NOW THE PLAY´S
MY FAULT.Copy !req
354. YEAH. I´M HAPPY
WITH OUR CHRISTMAS.Copy !req
355. YOU KNOW WHAT OUR
MEXICAN-AMERICAN TRADITION IS?Copy !req
356. WE OPEN PRESENTS AND SPEND TIME
TOGETHER AS A FAMILY,Copy !req
357. BUT THAT´S NOT GOOD ENOUGH
FOR YOU!Copy !req
358. GEORGE!Copy !req
359. NO!
I CAN´T WIN WITH HIM!Copy !req
360. NO MATTER WHAT I DO,
IN HIS EYES,Copy !req
361. I´LL NEVER BE GOOD ENOUGH
FOR YOU.Copy !req
362. ARE YOU DONE?Copy !req
363. I THINK THE PIG´S
GETTING COLD.Copy !req
364. NO, I´M NOT DONE.Copy !req
365. IT´S TIME YOU STOPPED TREATING
ME LIKE THE 19-YEAR-OLDCopy !req
366. WHO SIPHONED GAS
OUT OF YOUR CAR.Copy !req
367. WHAT´S IT GONNA TAKE
FOR YOU TO ADMITCopy !req
368. I DIDN´T RUIN
YOUR DAUGHTER´S LIFE?Copy !req
369. ANGIE, HELP YOUR FATHER
WITH THE PIG.Copy !req
370. HE´S RIGHT, DAD.Copy !req
371. WHAT? YOU TOO?Copy !req
372. I KNOW YOU WANTED ME TO MARRY
A PROFESSIONAL —Copy !req
373. AND A CUBAN —
BUT I GAMBLED ON GEORGE.Copy !req
374. GAMBLED?Copy !req
375. FOR 16 YEARS,
HE´S MADE ME HAPPY.Copy !req
376. HE´S TAKEN GOOD CARE
OF ME AND THE KIDS.Copy !req
377. GAMBLED ON ME?
I GAMBLED ON YOU.Copy !req
378. DO YOU REALIZE YOU´VE NEVER ONCE
SAID A NICE THING ABOUT GEORGE?Copy !req
379. MAYBE I CAN LIFT THIS
MYSELF.Copy !req
380. DAD.Copy !req
381. SAY SOMETHING NICE TO HIM...
OR YOU´RE GONNA HAVE TO LEAVE.Copy !req
382. OR YOU CAN TELL ME
ON THE WAY TO THE AIRPORT.Copy !req
383. EVERY TIME YOU VISIT,Copy !req
384. I GET THIS HUGE KNOT
IN MY STOMACH,Copy !req
385. AND I AM NOT GONNA PLAY
PEACEMAKER ANYMORE.Copy !req
386. IF YOU´RE NOT GONNA SAY
SOMETHING NICE TO HIM,Copy !req
387. GET YOUR BAGS
AND GO.Copy !req
388. I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO
SCREW UP, BUT YOU DIDN´T.Copy !req
389. CONGRATULATIONS.Copy !req
390. NOW HELP ME
WITH THE PIG.Copy !req
391. THANK YOU.Copy !req
392. GOD BLESS US, EVERYONE.Copy !req
393. YOU THINK IT´S SO EASY?Copy !req
394. ANGIE´S MY LITTLE GIRLCopy !req
395. AND SHE´LL ALWAYS BE
MY LITTLE GIRL.Copy !req
396. AND YOU´LL ALWAYS BE THE GUY
WHO TOOK HER AWAY FROM ME.Copy !req
397. WAIT TILL CARMEN SHOWS UPCopy !req
398. WITH SOME LONG-HAIRED LOSER
IN A BLACK SABBATH T-SHIRT.Copy !req
399. I HOPE, FOR YOUR SAKE,
HE TURNS OUT AS GOOD AS YOU DID.Copy !req
400. THANKS, VIC.Copy !req
401. OKAY, YOU CAN STAY.Copy !req
402. GEORGE, SHAKE HANDS...Copy !req
403. AND GET THAT PIG IN THERE
BEFORE YOUR MOM EATS MY MOM.Copy !req
404. WE´RE NOT DONE HERE.Copy !req
405. WHAT NOW?Copy !req
406. I WANT YOU TO SAY SOMETHING NICE
ABOUT BLACK SABBATH.Copy !req
407. I´D RATHER LISTEN
TO BLACK SABBATHCopy !req
408. THAN HAVE
A MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION.Copy !req
409. AND THAT WAS A FREE ONE.Copy !req
410. CARMEN, CAN YOU GET ME
SOME MILK?Copy !req
411. NO. I AM NOT GOING
ANYWHERE NEAR THAT FRIDGE.Copy !req
412. I DON´T WANNA SEE
THAT PIG AGAIN.Copy !req
413. THE PIG´S LONG GONE.Copy !req
414. SEE?Copy !req
415. I´LL GET THE MILK.
CAN YOU GET ME SOME CEREAL?Copy !req
416. OH, MY GOD!Copy !req
417. DAD, HOW COULD YOU
DO THAT TO ME?Copy !req
418. ´CAUSE I THOUGHT IT´D BE FUNNY,
LIKE IT IS.Copy !req
419. LET´S JUST THROW IT OUT, OKAY?
GET ME A TRASH BAG.Copy !req
420. OH, MY GOD!Copy !req