George Lopez 1x4

Directed by Lee Shallat Chemel

Dagney Kerr as Claudia • Mel Rodriguez as Frank • Jim O'Heir as Reggie • Gregg Daniel as Jim • Cathy Shambley as Mrs. Johnson

Benny and George find themselves holding open auditions for workers to replace Jim's position at the factory due to a bar fight, while George decides to prove something to Max when Max insists on George letting him walk to school on his own.

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1. GEORGE, THERE´S A DETECTIVE WAITING FOR YOU IN YOUR OFFICE.

2. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHY?

3. NO.

4. HEY, LOOK, NOBODY IS JUDGING YOU.

5. YOU ARE A GOOD MAN, AND YOU MADE A HORRIBLE MISTAKE.

6. MAYBE IT WAS FOR LOVE, MAYBE IT WAS THE DRINK.

7. I DON´T KNOW.

8. LOOK, SERIOUSLY, MAN,

9. JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU DID SO I CAN HELP YOU.

10. I WILL SHRED FILES. I WILL LIE.

11. I WILL DO ANYTHING.

12. OKAY. HERE´S THE PLAN —

13. I´LL GO TALK TO THE COP,

14. YOU GO BACK TO YOUR DESK AND PRETEND NOTHING´S WRONG.

15. DO SOME WORK, OKAY?

16. BUT DON´T PRETEND. ACTUALLY DO WORK.

17. HEY, GEORGE.

18. HEY, JIM, WHAT BRINGS YOU DOWN HERE?

19. YOU KNOW THIS GUY?

20. OUR KIDS GO TO THE SAME SCHOOL.

21. MAN, DID WE TEAR UP CAREER DAY OR WHAT?

22. YOU WITH YOUR GUN AND TASER,

23. AND ME SHOWING THE KIDS HOW TO DO INVENTORY.

24. SORRY TO BOTHER YOU,

25. BUT I GOT A WARRANT ON ONE OF YOUR EMPLOYEES.

26. I GOTTA TAKE HIM IN.

27. NO WAY. ONE OF MY GUYS?

28. WHO AM I KIDDING? IT COULD BE ANY ONE OF THEM.

29. REGGIE GRANT.

30. HE BEAT UP SOME GUY IN A BAR LAST NIGHT.

31. REGGIE?

32. OH, MAN, NO WAY, DUDE.

33. I RIDE TO WORK WITH REGGIE EVERY DAY.

34. LISTEN, GEORGE, I DON´T WANT TO MAKE A BIG THING OUT OF THIS.

35. COULD YOU JUST GET REGGIE TO COME INTO YOUR OFFICE?

36. HEY, WHAT HAPPENED TO REGGIE?

37. HE GOT IN A FIGHT AT A BAR.

38. JIMMY´S GOT A WARRANT FOR HIS ARREST.

39. NO. NO, NOT REGGIE.

40. HE´S GOT THE BEST CAR IN THE CAR POOL.

41. IT´S GOT DIFFERENT TEMPERATURES

42. ON THE RIGHT AND THE LEFT SIDE.

43. THAT´S VERY IMPORTANT TO ME. I´M GOING THROUGH THE CHANGE.

44. HEY, REGGIE!

45. CAN I TALK TO YOU IN MY OFFICE?

46. IS THERE A PROBLEM?

47. NO, I´M JUST SETTING UP THE NEW VACATION SCHEDULE.

48. OH, GOOD. I THINK I GOT THREE WEEKS COMING.

49. I THINK IT´S MORE LIKE THREE TO FIVE.

50. THAT´S A COP, RIGHT?

51. YEAH, I´M SORRY, MAN.

52. WHY DON´T WE JUST GET THIS OVER WITH?

53. HEY, WHO´S UP FOR LUNCH? REGGIE, YOU WANT TO GO?

54. NOT NOW, ERNIE.

55. COME ON. I´M BUYING TODAY, TUBBY.

56. YOU KNOW, THAT´S THE SECOND TIME IN 24 HOURS

57. I´VE BEEN CALLED "TUBBY."

58. YEAH, YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE TO CALL PEOPLE?

59. JIM!

60. I´M GONNA SAVE YOU THE EMBARRASSMENT

61. OF TRYING TO WRESTLE ME TO THE GROUND.

62. I DON´T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED,

63. BUT AT LEAST I DON´T HAVE TO BUY REGGIE LUNCH.

64. I SAVED ABOUT 70 BUCKS.

65. OKAY. EVERYBODY RELAX.

66. JUST A LITTLE PROBLEM WITH OUR FRIEND REGGIE.

67. I´M SURE HE´LL BE OKAY.

68. YOU KNOW, IT´S NOT COOL TO ASK IF ANYONE HERE IS A FELON.

69. BUT JUST OUT OF CURIOSITY,

70. HOW MANY OF YOU CAN VOTE IN A NATIONAL ELECTION?

71. I WASN´T JOKING.

72. GEORGE, HERE´S MY LIST OF PEOPLE

73. I DON´T WANT IN THE CAR POOL —

74. JIMMY FAT ASS, JOEY PIT STAINS, BOOGER NOSE JOHNNY, AND LILLY.

75. WHAT DON´T YOU LIKE ABOUT LILLY?

76. SHE NEVER HAS A NICE WORD TO SAY ABOUT ANYBODY.

77. WHY DON´T WE JUST LET ERNIE BACK IN THE CAR POOL, MOM?

78. HE HAD HIS CHANCE. HE´S SUCH A BACKSEAT DRIVER.

79. "SLOW DOWN. PLEASE SLOW DOWN.

80. STOP. PLEASE STOP. WE´RE ALL GONNA DIE."

81. MOM, YOU WERE PLAYING CHICKEN WITH A TRAIN.

82. ALL I´M SAYING IS

83. I THINK WE SHOULD FIND SOMEBODY WITH A GOOD CAR,

84. SOMEBODY WHO CAN TELL A STORY.

85. THAT WOULDN´T BE SO BAD EITHER.

86. I´M SICK OF BEING MISS PERSONALITY.

87. BYE, MOM. BYE, DAD.

88. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

89. I´M WALKING TO SCHOOL.

90. SINCE WHEN DO YOU WALK TO SCHOOL BY YOURSELF?

91. I´M 10, DAD.

92. ALL MY FRIENDS ARE WALKING TO SCHOOL BY THEMSELVES.

93. SORRY, BUDDY. I DON´T THINK YOU´RE READY YET.

94. YOU STILL BELIEVE IN SANTA CLAUS.

95. YEAH?

96. SO SANTA CLAUS WOULD THINK

97. THAT YOU´RE TOO YOUNG TO WALK TO SCHOOL BY YOURSELF.

98. DID YOU TALK TO HIM?

99. YEAH, WE HAD LUNCH ON THURSDAY.

100. YOUR MOM WILL DRIVE YOU. GO GET A JACKET.

101. OKAY.

102. WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?

103. THEY´RE WORKING ON A PLAY ABOUT SAFETY AT SCHOOL,

104. AND HE FEELS HE´S READY TO START WALKING BY HIMSELF.

105. ABSOLUTELY NOT. HE´S TOO YOUNG.

106. GEORGE, WE LET CARMEN WALK BY HERSELF WHEN SHE WAS 10.

107. THAT WAS DIFFERENT.

108. WE USED TO LIVE RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET FROM THE SCHOOL.

109. SHE WAS NEVER OUT OF MY SIGHT.

110. AND LET´S BE HONEST, ANGIE. CARMEN WAS OUR FIRST KID.

111. SHE WAS LIKE THE CANARY IN THE COAL MINE.

112. ALL RIGHT.

113. WHY DON´T WE JUST TALK ABOUT THIS AFTER YOU SEE THE PLAY?

114. YOU MIGHT CHANGE YOUR MIND.

115. OH, MAN, I HOPE IT´S BETTER

116. THAN THAT MULTIFAITH HOLIDAY PLAY THEY HAD

117. WHERE ABRAHAM, JESUS, MOHAMMED, AND BUDDHA

118. WERE ALL CELEBRATING KWANZAA.

119. "STREET SMART, STREET SAFE."

120. I DON´T KNOW WHY THEY´RE MAKING THESE KIDS DO A PLAY

121. ABOUT STAYING AWAY FROM STRANGERS.

122. THAT IS A PARENT´S JOB.

123. I´LL GIVE YOU MY PLAY. "EVERYONE IS BAD."

124. THANK YOU. THANK YOU.

125. MOM, THIS IS IMPORTANT.

126. YOU DIDN´T TEACH ME ANY OF THIS STUFF.

127. ALL YOU TOLD ME WAS,

128. "IF A STRANGER COMES UP TO YOU, SPEAK SPANISH."

129. THAT DIDN´T MAKE ME SAFE. IT MADE ME EXOTIC.

130. I HOPE YOU TWO AREN´T GONNA DO THIS THROUGH THE WHOLE PLAY.

131. MAX IS NERVOUS ENOUGH ABOUT REMEMBERING HIS LINES.

132. HI. THANKS FOR COMING, EVERYONE.

133. THE KIDS HAVE WORKED REALLY HARD ON THIS PLAY,

134. AND THEY´VE LEARNED THAT BY BEING STREET SMART,

135. THEY CAN BE STREET SAFE.

136. HEY, I HAVE A QUESTION.

137. THAT SIGN OUTSIDE "NO SMOKING"?

138. IS THAT JUST FOR THE KIDS OR FOR EVERYBODY?

139. THAT´S FOR EVERYONE.

140. HOW LONG IS THE PLAY?

141. JUST UNDER 20 MINUTES.

142. I´LL CATCH IT ON BROADWAY.

143. OKAY. UH, LET´S BEGIN.

144. COME ON.

145. LET´S GO OVER HERE AND PLAY IN THIS PART OF THE PARK.

146. That´s Max.

147. Yes, and you´re Angie. I know all of you.

148. HEY, KIDS, ISN´T IT A LITTLE LATE

149. FOR YOU TO BE PLAYING IN THE PARK ALL ALONE?

150. OUR PARENTS ARE PICKING US UP IN A HALF AN HOUR.

151. WRONG. REWIND.

152. OUR PARENTS ARE GOING TO BE HERE ANY SECOND.

153. RIGHT. PRESS PLAY.

154. This is ridiculous.

155. What are they gonna learn from this, Angie —

156. how to operate a VCR?

157. BEFORE THEY GET HERE,

158. CAN YOU HELP ME LOOK FOR MY FRISBEE OVER BY THOSE TREES?

159. IF YOU FIND IT, I´LL GIVE YOU EACH A DOLLAR.

160. WE DON´T TALK TO STRANGERS.

161. YOU´RE NOT SAFE! YOU´RE NOT SAFE!

162. HERE COMES A 9-YEAR-OLD KID WITH A BADGE.

163. WOW. THAT´S GONNA HELP.

164. HEY, THAT´S MY KID.

165. SORRY. I DON´T TALK TO STRANGERS.

166. SO, HOW WAS THE PLAY?

167. ABOUT A PACK AND A HALF TOO LONG.

168. GOOD NIGHT.

169. GEORGE, DO YOU KNOW WHAT MY FAVORITE PART OF THE PLAY WAS?

170. WHEN YOU WALKED UP TO THE TEACHER AFTERWARDS

171. AND DEMANDED YOUR TAX DOLLARS BACK.

172. COME ON, ANGIE. YOU THINK THAT PLAY HELPED MAX?

173. THE ONLY THING HE´S READY FOR

174. IS A TINY STRANGER WITH A FAKE MOUSTACHE

175. WHO CAN´T STOP LOOKING AT THE AUDIENCE.

176. HE´S NOT WALKING TO SCHOOL BY HIMSELF.

177. GEORGE, IT´S ONLY FOUR BLOCKS.

178. A LOT CAN HAPPEN IN FOUR BLOCKS.

179. HE HAS NO IDEA WHAT´S GOING ON OUT THERE.

180. HE´S NOT LIKE ME WHEN I WAS A KID, ANGIE.

181. HE´S TOTALLY SHELTERED.

182. AT LEAST I GREW UP IN A ROUGH NEIGHBORHOOD,

183. SURROUNDED BY CRIMINALS.

184. I WAS LUCKY.

185. I´LL TELL YOU YOUR PROBLEM.

186. CAN A DAY GO BY WHEN YOU DON´T SAY THAT?

187. YOU HAVE ALREADY RUINED YOUR KIDS BY CODDLING THEM.

188. GEORGE WAS VERY INDEPENDENT.

189. HE WAS CROSSING THE STREET BY HIMSELF WHEN HE WAS 2.

190. I WAS LOOKING FOR FOOD!

191. WELL, I THINK YOU´RE UNDERESTIMATING MAX.

192. WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT?

193. YOU.

194. I´M GONNA GIVE YOU A LITTLE POP SAFETY QUIZ.

195. WHAT IF IT WAS RAINING,

196. AND A STRANGER DROVE UP AND OFFERED TO GIVE YOU A RIDE HOME?

197. I WOULDN´T GO.

198. GOOD. OKAY.

199. NOW, MAX, WHAT IF SOMEONE CAME UP TO YOU AND SAID,

200. "YOUR MOM TOLD ME TO GIVE YOU A RIDE HOME"?

201. I STILL WOULDN´T GO.

202. NOW, WHAT IF THE GUY SAID

203. YOUR MOM AND DAD WERE IN A VERY BAD ACCIDENT,

204. LOSING BLOOD FAST, AND IF YOU DIDN´T COME RIGHT AWAY,

205. YOU´D NEVER SEE YOUR PARENTS ALIVE AGAIN?

206. MOM!

207. TOO LATE.

208. YOUR MOM´S DEAD ´CAUSE YOU TOOK YOUR TIME.

209. OKAY, GEORGE, THAT´S ENOUGH. THAT´S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.

210. WHY DON´T YOU GO TO BED, AND I´LL BE UP IN A MINUTE, OKAY?

211. YOU´RE BEING RIDICULOUS.

212. MAX CAN HANDLE IT.

213. I DON´T CARE WHAT SHE SAYS.

214. I DON´T THINK MAX IS READY TO WALK TO SCHOOL

215. UNTIL HE LEARNS ABOUT THE REAL WORLD.

216. I´LL TELL YOU WHAT I DID WHEN YOU WERE A KID.

217. I USED TO READ THE NEWSPAPER TO YOU RIGHT BEFORE BED.

218. REMEMBER THE ZODIAC KILLER?

219. YOU´D SAY, "HE´S NOT COMING HERE, IS HE, MOMMY?"

220. AND I´D LOOK IN THE PAPER AND TELL YOU, "IT DOESN´T SAY."

221. YEAH, I REMEMBER.

222. NO "GREEN EGGS AND HAM." NO "CAT IN THE HAT."

223. JUST "NUT KILLS 12." NIGHT-NIGHT.

224. OKAY. YOU CAN LAUGH, BUT IT WORKED.

225. WHAT? WHO´S THERE?

226. SHH. WE NEED YOUR VCR.

227. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

228. I´M SHOWING MAX A MOVIE,

229. AND I DON´T WANT YOUR MOM TO KNOW.

230. WELL, I WANT A NEW SWEATER.

231. I´M SURE WE CAN REACH SOME SORT OF AGREEMENT.

232. HERE´S THE AGREEMENT —

233. YOU DON´T TELL MOM, AND I´LL DO WHATEVER I WANT.

234. ALL RIGHT.

235. THIS MOVIE MIGHT BE A LITTLE MATURE FOR YOU,

236. BUT I THINK IT´S MORE IMPORTANT

237. THAT YOU LEARN THAT NOT EVERYONE OUT THERE IS A NICE PERSON.

238. WHAT´S THE MOVIE?

239. "TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE."

240. I CUED IT UP TO THE EDUCATIONAL PART.

241. WHAT´S GOING ON IN HERE?

242. NOTHING. WHAT´S GOING ON OUT THERE?

243. "TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE"? ARE YOU INSANE?

244. NOT COMPARED TO THEM.

245. ANGIE, THIS IS HOW KIDS LEARN.

246. THEY WATCH SCARY STUFF, THEY GET NIGHTMARES,

247. THEY LEARN TO BE CAREFUL.

248. MAX DOESN´T NEED TO WATCH THESE MOVIES TO WALK TO SCHOOL,

249. WHICH HE IS DOING MONDAY MORNING.

250. I´LL TAKE THIS.

251. WELL, THERE´S NO LESSON HERE,

252. BUT LET´S SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN LEPRECHAUNS GO BAD.

253. OKAY. THE NEXT CONTESTANT

254. FOR THE CAR-POOL OPENING IS DANNY BOY.

255. HE´S ON LINE 2.

256. YOU´RE ON, DANNY BOY.

257. I want to be in your car pool,

258. you know, for the environmentally concerned.

259. I heard that there´s a hole in the end zone,

260. and I´m lonely.

261. YOU´D HAVE TO COME TO WORK EVERY DAY.

262. Not on the days that I drive!

263. BYE, DANNY BOY.

264. SEND THE NEXT ONE IN.

265. HEY, UM, I WANT A CHANCE TO GET BACK IN THE CAR POOL.

266. STATE YOUR NAME.

267. YOU KNOW MY NAME.

268. STATE YOUR NAME.

269. ERNESTO CARDENAS.

270. THIS DOPE WILL DO ANYTHING.

271. SKIP AROUND LIKE A PONY AND SLAP YOUR OWN ASS.

272. ERNIE!

273. NO, MAN.

274. WE´RE JUST ASKING EVERYBODY WHAT KIND OF CAR THEY DRIVE

275. TO SEE HOW THEY´LL FIT IN THE GROUP.

276. OH. I DRIVE A SUBARU BRAT.

277. I´LL BE HONEST —

278. THERE´S NO RADIO, NO AIR CONDITIONING,

279. AND ONCE IN A BLUE MOON, FIRE COMES OUT OF THE VENTS.

280. NEXT!

281. NO. I-I PREPARED A JOKE.

282. KNOCK, KNOCK.

283. WHO´S THERE?

284. BANANA.

285. BANANA WHO?

286. KNOCK, KNOCK. WHO´S THERE?

287. BANANA. BANANA WHO?

288. WOULD YOU SAY "ORANGE" AND GET OUT OF HERE ALREADY?

289. HEY, GUYS, I´M SORRY. I CAN´T WAIT ANY LONGER.

290. I GOTTA PICK UP MY NEW VAN.

291. IF IT MATTERS, IT´S GOT A VCR, LITTLE TVs IN THE HEADRESTS.

292. COLOR?

293. OH, YEAH.

294. HEY, ERNIE, KNOCK, KNOCK.

295. WHO´S THERE?

296. NOT YOU, BROTHER.

297. YOU START ON MONDAY, FRANK.

298. PICK UP GEORGE FIRST, THEN COME BY MY HOUSE.

299. HONK A FEW TIMES,

300. GET OUT OF YOUR CAR, SKIP AROUND,

301. AND SLAP YOURSELF ON THE ASS.

302. MOM!

303. I JUST WANT TO SEE SOMEBODY DO IT.

304. SO, MONDAY´S THE BIG DAY, HUH?

305. GONNA LET MAX WALK TO SCHOOL OR WHAT?

306. ANGIE SAYS YES, BUT I DON´T KNOW.

307. ALL OF A SUDDEN, I´M A CRAZY MAN FOR WORRYING ABOUT MY KID.

308. HEY, HERE´S AN IDEA, EINSTEIN.

309. WHY DON´T YOU FOLLOW HIM TO SCHOOL?

310. BUT WHAT IF HE SEES ME?

311. I DON´T WANT TO HURT HIS CONFIDENCE.

312. FRANK´S PICKING YOU UP MONDAY. LET HIM DRIVE YOU.

313. WHY WEREN´T YOU THIS SMART WHEN I WAS A KID?

314. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

315. I KNOW YOU FOLLOWED ME TO SCHOOL IN YOUR CAR.

316. NO, I DIDN´T.

317. YES, YOU DID.

318. WE HAD A GOLD CHEVY CITATION WITH THREE HUBCAPS.

319. GEORGE, THAT WAS 90% OF OUR NEIGHBORHOOD.

320. OKAY, HONEY, YOU REMEMBER EVERYTHING WE TALKED ABOUT?

321. YOU GOT MY CELLPHONE?

322. IT´S IN MY POCKET.

323. AND WHAT NUMBER DO YOU CALL IF YOU´RE IN TROUBLE?

324. 911.

325. GOOD BOY. GEORGE, MAX IS LEAVING!

326. WAIT, I HAVE TO LEAVE BEFORE YOU.

327. I CAN´T BEAR TO WATCH YOU GO.

328. I CAN´T WAIT. I´M GONNA BE LATE.

329. OKAY. THEN I NEED SOMETHING OUT OF YOUR BACKPACK.

330. HEY!

331. AN ERASER IN THE SHAPE OF AN ARMY MAN.

332. GOT IT! BYE!

333. HERE, HONEY.

334. HEY, FRANK, THANKS FOR COMING BY EARLY

335. SO I CAN GET A HEAD START ON MY KID.

336. YEAH, NO PROBLEM.

337. LISTEN, JUST SO I KNOW, FOR MY OWN COMFORT LEVEL,

338. WHY ARE WE FOLLOWING HIM?

339. TODAY´S THE FIRST DAY HE´S WALKING TO SCHOOL ALONE.

340. THERE HE IS. START DRIVING.

341. YOU KNOW, THEY GOT A CHIP YOU CAN PUT

342. IN BETWEEN DOGS´ SHOULDER BLADES NOWADAYS

343. SO YOU ALWAYS KNOW WHERE THEY ARE.

344. SO IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO THIS KID,

345. YOU MIGHT WANT TO GET A DOG.

346. HEY, HOW LONG YOU GONNA DO THIS?

347. JUST UNTIL I´M SURE HE CAN HANDLE HIMSELF.

348. WELL, HOW ARE YOU GONNA KNOW UNLESS SOMETHING HAPPENS?

349. DUDE, COULD YOU BE LESS SUPPORTIVE?

350. I WAS WATCHING THIS NEWS SHOW,

351. AND THEY HAD THESE KIDS AT A PLAYGROUND.

352. THIS UNDERCOVER REPORTER CAME AND ASKED THEM

353. IF THEY WANTED TO PLAY WITH HIS PUPPY.

354. EVERY SINGLE KID WENT WITH HIM.

355. EVERY KID?

356. WELL, ALMOST EVERY KID.

357. THE REST OF THE KIDS CAME

358. WHEN THE GUY PROMISED TO TAKE THEM TO GO SEE SANTA CLAUS.

359. OH, MY GOD.

360. PULL UP TO MAX.

361. WHAT FOR?

362. I´M GONNA TEST MY KID.

363. WHEN YOU GET NEXT TO HIM, I´M GONNA TELL YOU WHAT TO SAY.

364. I WANT TO SEE IF HE´LL GET IN A STRANGER´S VAN.

365. I DON´T KNOW ABOUT THIS, GEORGE, REALLY.

366. YOU WANT TO STAY IN THE CAR POOL?

367. IS IT GONNA BE LIKE THIS EVERY MORNING?

368. THERE HE IS RIGHT THERE. GET HIS ATTENTION.

369. HEY. HEY, THERE, BUDDY.

370. FRANK, TELL HIM YOU LOST YOUR PUPPY.

371. HEY, YOU SEE MY PUPPY AROUND HERE ANYWHERE?

372. I LOST HIM.

373. I DON´T KNOW THIS NEIGHBORHOOD TOO GOOD.

374. I HAVEN´T SEEN HIM.

375. ASK HIM TO GET IN AND HELP YOU LOOK FOR THE PUPPY.

376. HEY, YOU WANT TO HOP IN, HELP ME LOOK FOR HIM?

377. I´LL GIVE YOU A COUPLE OF BUCKS.

378. THAT´S GOOD.

379. HEY, YOU´VE NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE, HAVE YOU?

380. I´LL HELP YOU LOOK FOR THE PUPPY.

381. MR. LOPEZ?

382. TIMMY, YOU´RE GONNA RUIN IT.

383. BUT I WANT TO HELP LOOK FOR THE PUPPY.

384. COME ON. JUST GET IN AND BE QUIET.

385. COME ON, FRANK. CATCH UP TO MAX.

386. HEY, TELL HIM YOU GOT AN XBOX IN HERE.

387. WHERE´S THE XBOX? I WANT TO PLAY.

388. TIMMY, BE QUIET,

389. AND I´LL GIVE YOU ALL THE CHANGE THAT´S IN MY POCKET.

390. HEY, YOU KNOW, I GOT AN XBOX IN HERE.

391. YOU WANT TO COME IN AND PLAY WITH IT?

392. YOU´RE NOT SAFE! YOU´RE NOT SAFE!

393. HEY, GEORGE, YOUR KID´S RUNNING AWAY.

394. GOOD BOY. WAY TO GO, MAX.

395. UH, WE GOT COMPANY.

396. GEORGE? IS THAT YOU?

397. HEY, JIM. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, JIM?

398. I WAS WALKING MY KID TO SCHOOL.

399. WHAT ARE YOU DOING BACK THERE?

400. HEY, JIM, LISTEN, I KNOW THIS LOOKS FUNNY,

401. BUT I WAS WORRIED ABOUT MAX

402. WALKING TO SCHOOL ALL BY HIMSELF,

403. SO I THOUGHT MAYBE I´D TEST HIM

404. TO SEE IF HE´D GET IN A STRANGER´S VAN.

405. BUT TIMMY GOT IN INSTEAD.

406. TIMMY, IS THAT TRUE?

407. HE SAID IF I KEEP MY MOUTH SHUT,

408. I CAN HAVE WHAT´S IN HIS POCKET.

409. I´M GONNA NEED TO ASK YOU GUYS A COUPLE OF QUESTIONS.

410. GEORGE, I WANT OUT OF THE CAR POOL.

411. FRANK, YOU WERE OUT OF THE CAR POOL

412. THE MINUTE YOU TRICKED TIMMY INTO THIS VAN.

413. I TOLD YOU

414. I COULD MAKE IT TO SCHOOL AND BACK ALL BY MYSELF.

415. AND NOTHING WENT WRONG!

416. EXCEPT THERE WAS THIS VAN,

417. THE DRIVER TRIED TO TALK TO ME, BUT I RAN AWAY.

418. YOU DID GREAT, HONEY.

419. YOU HAVE TO BE CAREFUL ABOUT PEOPLE IN VANS

420. BECAUSE SOME OF THEM ARE IDIOTS.

421. YOU KNOW WHAT, SON? I´M REALLY PROUD OF YOU.

422. YOU´VE PROVEN TO US THAT YOU´RE A RESPONSIBLE YOUNG MAN.

423. THANKS.

424. OH, CAN I GET MY CELLPHONE BACK?

425. I´LL GET IT BACK TOMORROW.

426. I LOANED IT TO YOSHI. HE MISSES HIS FRIENDS IN JAPAN.

427. AS FAR AS THE PHONE COMPANY´S CONCERNED, YOSHI STOLE IT.

428. YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU DID WAS CRAZY.

429. MAYBE, BUT AT LEAST MY HEART´S IN THE RIGHT PLACE.

430. GEORGE, I KNOW YOUR HEART´S IN THE RIGHT PLACE.

431. AND YOUR HEAD´S ALMOST FAR ENOUGH UP THERE

432. TO BE RIGHT NEXT TO IT.

433. I CAN´T HELP BUT WORRY ABOUT MAX, ANGIE.

434. HE´S SUCH A SWEET LITTLE GUY.

435. BUT, GEORGE, WE HAVE TO LET HIM GROW UP.

436. BUT IT´S HAPPENING SO FAST.

437. I KNOW.

438. I MEAN, NOW HE´S WALKING HIMSELF TO SCHOOL.

439. NEXT THING, HE´LL BE IN COLLEGE.

440. HE´LL BE OUT OF OUR LIVES.

441. WHATCHA DOING THERE, MAX?

442. IT´S MY NEW INVENTION — CEREAL ON A STICK.

443. CEREAL ON A STICK.

444. AW, COME HERE, BUDDY.

445. YOU´RE GONNA WORK IN THE FACTORY WITH YOUR DAD, AREN´T YOU?

446. HEY, GEORGE, YOU WANTED TO SEE ME?

447. FRANK DROPPED OUT OF THE CAR POOL.

448. YEAH?

449. SO WE TOOK A VOTE.

450. AND YOU LOST. OH.

451. SO WE TOOK ANOTHER VOTE.

452. YEAH?

453. AND YOU LOST AGAIN.

454. OH.

455. BUT WE TOOK ANOTHER VOTE.

456. YEAH?

457. AND YOU LOST AGAIN.

458. HOW MANY MORE TIMES ARE YOU GONNA PUT ME THROUGH THIS?

459. TILL IT´S NOT FUN ANYMORE.

460. OKAY.

461. SO WE TOOK ANOTHER VOTE.

462. YEAH?