1. OH!
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2. ROBERT CALLED.
HE´S GONNA BE LATE.
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3. OH, YEAH, WHEN YOU SEE HIM,
TELL HIM I SAID...
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4. HEY!
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5. HOW COME YOU DIDN´T
SAY HI TO ME?
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6. HEY, MAN,
I WENT LIKE THAT.
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7. YOU TURNED AWAY
BEFORE I CAME BACK UP.
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8. WAIT FOR ME.
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9. OKAY, YOU GUYS
ALL KNOW THE DRILL.
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10. TODAY´S MY BIRTHDAY,
BUT IT´S NOTHING SPECIAL.
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11. IT´S JUST A WEDNESDAY,
JUST LIKE ANY OTHER WEDNESDAY.
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12. COME ON, DAD,
YOU´RE NO FUN.
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13. YOU NEVER LET US
BUY YOU BIRTHDAY PRESENTS.
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14. AND WHAT ARE
WE CELEBRATING, ANYWAY?
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15. "YOU´RE ANOTHER YEAR
CLOSER TO DEATH.
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16. CONGRATULATIONS,
HERE´S A TIE."
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17. GEORGE...
BEFORE YOU SAY NO,
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18. I HAVE
SOMETHING FOR YOU.
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19. ANGIE, NO.
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20. RELAX. IT´S JUST SOMETHING
I MADE ON THE COMPUTER.
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21. "THIS CERTIFICATE ENTITLES
YOU TO WIN ONE FIGHT..."
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22. "EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE
CLEARLY LOSING
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23. BECAUSE YOU ARE
OBVIOUSLY WRONG."
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24. "OFFER NOT VALID IN PUBLIC."
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25. HAPPY WEDNESDAY.
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26. OH, COME ON, MOM,
THAT´S NOT WHAT HE WANTS.
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27. "CRAPPY" BIRTHDAY, DAD.
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28. THANK YOU.
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29. OKAY, SO MUCH
FOR MR. SUNSHINE.
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30. MAX, YOU´RE
THE BIG "1-0" NEXT WEEK.
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31. HOW ABOUT THIS YEAR WE HAVE YOUR
FIRST REALLY BIG BIRTHDAY PARTY?
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32. WHAT ARE
WE CELEBRATING, ANYWAY?
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33. I´M JUST ANOTHER YEAR
CLOSER TO DEATH.
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34. OKAY, BUT, UH, DOUBLE DIGITS
IS A PRETTY BIG DEAL.
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35. DON´T YOU WANT TO
DO SOMETHING SPECIAL?
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36. NOPE. IF DAD DOESN´T NEED
A BIG PARTY OR PRESENTS,
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37. I DON´T EITHER.
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38. THAT ONE
WE´RE RAISING RIGHT.
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39. WHAT KIND OF KID DOESN´T WANT
TO HAVE A BIG BIRTHDAY PARTY?
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40. THAT IS THE SADDEST THING
I´VE EVER SEEN.
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41. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAW
MY MOM IN A SWIMSUIT?
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42. HE´S ONLY SAYING THAT BECAUSE HE
WANTS TO BE LIKE HIS DAD.
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43. WHAT´S WRONG WITH THAT?
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44. ALL KIDS WANT
TO BE LIKE THEIR DAD.
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45. I´M A GOOD DRIVER
LIKE MY DAD.
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46. THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS WHEN
I LEAVE FOR WORK IN THE MORNING,
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47. I DON´T KEEP GOING
FOR 35 YEARS.
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48. BUT WITH YOUR PROMOTION,
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49. WE CAN AFFORD TO DO SOMETHING
REALLY SPECIAL THIS YEAR.
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50. WE COULD GET A MAGICIAN
AND A BOUNCY HOUSE.
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51. WE´VE ALWAYS HAD SMALL PARTIES
FOR THE KIDS.
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52. JUST ´CAUSE I´M MAKING
A LITTLE MONEY NOW,
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53. DOESN´T MEAN WE SHOULD
START SPOILING THEM.
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54. BUT YOU´VE SEEN HOW HE LIGHTS UP
WHEN HE GOES TO PARTIES,
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55. AND THEY´VE GOT GAMES
AND TRAMPOLINES
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56. AND CARTOON CHARACTERS.
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57. BUT DO KIDS
NEED ALL THAT STUFF?
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58. ANGIE, THINK ABOUT IT.
WHEN I WAS 10,
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59. THERE WASN´T TRAMPOLINES
AND CARTOON CHARACTERS.
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60. I NEVER WENT
TO CHUCK E. CHEESE.
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61. MY MOM SAID,
"YOU WANT TO SEE A MOUSE?
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62. PULL THE REFRIGERATOR OUT."
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63. "THERE´S ABOUT 5 CHUCKYS
RUNNING AROUND BACK THERE."
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64. OKAY. HOW ABOUT WE HAVE A PARTY,
BUT WE KEEP IT SIMPLE —
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65. 12 FRIENDS, SPIDER-MAN,
A FEW PRESENTS, CHOCOLATE CAKE?
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66. NO.
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67. 3 FRIENDS, NO ENTERTAINMENT,
ONE PRESENT, AND A BAKED POTATO.
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68. WHAT? WE´RE BARGAINING.
I´M STARTING LOW.
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69. WHAT´S UP?
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70. HEY, GEORGE, WAIT A SECOND.
STAND RIGHT THERE, RIGHT THERE.
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71. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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72. OH, ERNIE, DON´T.
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73. WHOA HA HA HA!
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74. WHOA! COOL!
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75. DID YOU MAKE A WISH?
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76. YEAH. MY WISH IS THAT WE ALL
DON´T DIE IN A BLAZING INFERNO.
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77. GEORGE, IT DOESN´T COME TRUE
IF YOU SAY IT OUT LOUD.
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78. COME ON, ERNIE.
WE´VE BEEN FRIENDS A LONG TIME.
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79. MAN, YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL
ABOUT MY BIRTHDAY.
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80. WELL, YEAH,
BUT YOU´RE MANAGER NOW,
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81. AND EVERYBODY´S GONNA
DO SOMETHING FOR YOU.
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82. AND I DIDN´T WANT TO BE
THE ONLY ONE NOT SUCKING UP.
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83. ON A TOTALLY DIFFERENT SUBJECT,
YOU SMELL FANTASTIC.
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84. SHUT UP.
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85. ALL RIGHT,
EVERYBODY, LISTEN UP!
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86. NO GIFTS,
NO FLAMING CUPCAKES.
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87. IF YOU REALLY WANT TO DO
SOMETHING FOR MY BIRTHDAY,
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88. YOU´LL HELP US SET
A NEW SAFETY RECORD.
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89. IF WE MAKE IT 2 MORE DAYS,
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90. I´LL BE THE FIRST MANAGER
TO DELIVER
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91. A FULL MONTH WITHOUT INJURIES
IN THE HISTORY OF THE COMPANY.
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92. ON A RELATED NOTE,
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93. DRUG TESTING
WILL RESUME NEXT MONDAY.
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94. HI, EVERYBODY.
GOOD TO BE BACK.
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95. HEY, EVERYBODY, LOOK.
IT´S ACCIDENT AMY...
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96. BREAKING BONES
AND BREAKING HEARTS.
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97. HEY, UH, LET´S SEE THAT DONOR
ARM YOU GOT FROM THE DRIFTER.
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98. YOU GUYS, MY ARM GOT CRUSHED,
NOT TORN OFF.
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99. SEE?
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100. EVERYTHING IS OKAY!
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101. HEY, UH, LISTEN, AMY.
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102. WHILE YOU´RE STILL
RECUPERATING,
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103. WHY DON´T YOU SPEND THE NEXT 3
DAYS WORKING IN MY OFFICE,
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104. WHERE IT´S NICE AND SAFE.
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105. I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA GO BACK
ON TO MY MACHINE.
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106. LIKE THEY SAY, "YOU CRUSH
MY ARM ONCE, SHAME ON YOU.
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107. CRUSH IT TWICE..."
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108. YOU´RE LIKE A MOTH, AREN´T YOU?
IT´LL STILL BE THERE IN 3 DAYS.
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109. GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK.
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110. HI.
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111. THESE ARE FROM THE GANG.
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112. WE CHIPPED IN
$25 DOLLARS FOR THEM.
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113. WELL, I ACCIDENTALLY
COUNTED YOU.
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114. OH.
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115. BUT, YOU KNOW,
YOU CAN PAY ME WHENEVER.
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116. WOW! ROSES!
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117. OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!
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118. IT´S THE THORNS.
I ALWAYS FORGET.
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119. I KNOW. I KNOW.
BLEED IN THE BATHROOM, RIGHT?
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120. OKAY.
I GOT DANNY BOY ON LINE ONE
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121. AND SOME GUY FROM YOUR CREDIT
CARD COMPANY ON LINE TWO.
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122. UH...
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123. GIVE ME DANNY BOY.
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124. YOU GOT GEORGE, DANNY BOY.
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125. I know you don´t
like birthdays...
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126. so happy birthday!
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127. I´d be there at work,
but I´m still on my jury duty.
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128. Super-size those fries.
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129. BYE, DANNY BOY.
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130. HERE´S
THE CREDIT CARD COMPANY.
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131. HEY, THIS
IS GEORGE LOPEZ.
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132. WHAT?
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133. NO, I DIDN´T SPEND 200 BUCKS
ON PARTY CATERING.
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134. NO, I DIDN´T USE MY CARD
FOR THAT EITHER.
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135. HOW MUCH
FOR DECORATIONS?
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136. OH, MAN, I SEE
WHAT´S GOING ON HERE.
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137. WHAT´S WRONG?
IT´S ANGIE.
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138. SHE´S THROWING A BIG PARTY
FOR MAX WHEN WE AGREED NOT TO.
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139. OH, YOUR WIFE, TOO?
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140. I KNOW. IT´S AWFUL.
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141. THAT´S RIGHT.
SHE´S GONNA SPOIL HIM.
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142. NO, I WOULDN´T CALL
MY WIFE A LYING TRAMP.
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143. HEY, I DON´T CARE IF YOUR WIFE
IS SELFISH IN BED.
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144. TED, AREN´T YOU WORRIED
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145. YOUR BOSS MIGHT BE
MONITORING THIS CALL?
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146. OH, HI, PHIL.
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147. THANKS FOR THE RIDE, MOM.
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148. SEE YOU TOMORROW. BYE.
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149. AW, I´M NOT GOING
ANYWHERE.
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150. YOU´RE GONNA FIGHT
WITH ANGIE.
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151. I´M NOT EVEN GONNA
GO OUT FOR A SMOKE
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152. BECAUSE I DON´T WANT TO MISS
THE BEGINNING OF THE FIGHT.
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153. SO COME ON, PATCH.
DO YOUR THING.
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154. MMM.
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155. THERE IT IS —
THE LOVE I NEVER GOT.
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156. UH-OH. YOUR FATHER´S HOME.
GO HIDE THESE BAGS IN YOUR ROOM.
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157. MOM, WHY ARE YOU THROWING DAD A
SURPRISE BIRTHDAY PARTY, ANYWAY?
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158. I MEAN, WHY DON´T YOU PUT
"MOULIN ROUGE!" ON
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159. AND DANCE AROUND FOR HIM, LIKE
YOU DID ON YOUR ANNIVERSARY?
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160. HOW´D YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT?
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161. OH, HEY, YOU´RE A GOOD EXAMPLE
FOR ME. YOU´RE A LOVING COUPLE.
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162. MY FRIENDS
THOUGHT SO, TOO.
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163. NO MORE SLEEPOVERS.
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164. AND I´M THROWING YOUR FATHER
A SURPRISE BIRTHDAY PARTY
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165. BECAUSE HE NEVER HAD ONE AS
A KID. HE´S GONNA LOVE IT.
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166. HEY, GEORGE. BENNY.
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167. SHOWTIME.
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168. EVERYTHING OKAY?
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169. LET´S TALK IN THE YARD.
MY MOM WANTS TO SMOKE.
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170. THANK YOU.
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171. ANGIE, DO I LOOK
LIKE A STUPID MAN?
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172. WHAT?
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173. DO I LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT?
DO I LOOK LIKE A MORON?
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174. DO I LOOK LIKE A BUFFOON?
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175. HEY, NO ONE´S FORCING YOU
TO GO TO SUPERCUTS.
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176. I JUST GOT A CALL
FROM A CREDIT CARD COMPANY.
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177. $500 WORTH
OF PARTY STUFF?
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178. OH, NO.
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179. OH, YES!
GEORGE KNOWS.
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180. GEORGE IS SMART.
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181. I WAS TRY—
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182. WAIT!
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183. GEORGE IS TALKING.
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184. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS
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185. WHEN WE AGREED NOT TO HAVE
SOME HUGE PARTY FOR MAX?
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186. HEY, WHAT HAPPENED
TO COMMUNICATION AND TRUST
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187. AND ALL THAT CRAP
THAT WAS IN OUR MARRIAGE VOWS?
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188. WHY AREN´T
YOU SAYING ANYTHING?
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189. DOES THIS MEAN I WON?
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190. THE $500 WORTH OF PARTY STUFF
WAS ALL FOR YOU.
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191. I JUST WANTED TO GIVE YOU
THE BIRTHDAY PARTY
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192. THAT YOU NEVER HAD AS A KID,
YOU BIG STUPID JERK!
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193. HEY, HONEY, COME BACK!
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194. I´M NOT MAD
AT YOU ANYMORE!
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195. HEY, ANG...
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196. I GOT THESE FOR YOU.
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197. YOU GOT THESE
FROM A FLORIST?
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198. SORT OF.
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199. LIKE A FREEWAY OFFRAMP.
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200. I WAS GONNA
GET YOU SOME ORANGES,
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201. BUT I COULDN´T DO A U-TURN.
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202. COME ON, ANGIE!
I SAID I WAS WRONG.
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203. GEORGE, YOU ALWAYS DO THIS.
YOU JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS.
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204. REMEMBER THE TIME
I CAME HOME LATE,
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205. AND YOU THOUGHT
I WAS CHEATING?
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206. I WAS INSECURE BACK THEN.
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207. I COULDN´T BELIEVE A WOMAN
AS BEAUTIFUL AS YOU
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208. WOULD BE
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209. I THOUGHT YOU HAD TO STAY
WITH ME A MONTH TO WIN A BET.
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210. AND EVERY MONTH SINCE THEN
HAS BEEN DOUBLE OR NOTHING.
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211. STOP IT! I CAN´T TAKE
YOUR FIGHTING ANYMORE!
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212. YOU´RE GONNA DRIVE ME
INTO THE ARMS
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213. OF A SYMPATHETIC
GANG MEMBER.
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214. DID YOUR FATHER
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215. NO.
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216. LIE AND YOU GO TO HELL.
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217. IT´S ALREADY HELL HERE
WITH ALL THE YELLING...
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218. AND EVERYTHING.
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219. COUPLE OF NOTES —
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220. YOU CAME IN A LITTLE EARLY.
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221. AND I DIDN´T BELIEVE YOU
AT THE END.
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222. BUT NICE TRY.
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223. I WAS TRYING TO DO SOMETHING
SPECIAL, AND YOU RUINED IT.
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224. WHY WERE YOU EVEN DOING IT?
YOU KNOW I DON´T LIKE BIRTHDAYS.
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225. BECAUSE FOR ONCE
IN YOUR LIFE,
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226. YOU SHOULD DO
YOUR BIRTHDAY UP RIGHT.
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227. THEN MAX CAN COPY
NORMAL BEHAVIOR.
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228. HEY, WHAT´S NOT NORMAL
ABOUT MY BEHAVIOR?
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229. YOU´RE ALL SCREWED UP
ABOUT BIRTHDAYS.
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230. NO, I´M NOT!
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231. OKAY, WHAT´S YOUR BEST
BIRTHDAY MEMORY?
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232. THIS ONE.
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233. IT´S BEEN AN ENORMOUS
AMOUNT OF FUN.
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234. DON´T YOU GET IT?
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235. YOUR MOTHER RUINED
BIRTHDAYS FOR YOU,
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236. AND NOW YOU´RE RUINING THEM
FOR YOUR SON.
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237. MY MOM MAY HAVE BEEN
WRONG ABOUT THINGS,
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238. BUT IN THIS CASE,
SHE´S RIGHT ON THE MONEY.
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239. SHE DIDN´T SPOIL ME.
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240. I´M NOT SPOILING MAX.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
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241. I´M NOT SPOILING YOU EITHER.
NO MAKE-UP SEX.
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242. UNLESS YOU WANT IT.
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243. NO?
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244. THEN I´M OUT OF HERE.
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245. MOMMY, DADDY, STOP!
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246. YOU´RE GONNA DRIVE ME
INTO THE ARMS
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247. OF SOME PATHETIC GANG MEMBER.
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248. CARMEN... IS THAT IT?
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249. AMY,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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250. CHANGING A LIGHT BULB.
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251. YOU GOTTA MAKE IT ONE LAST DAY
WITHOUT GETTING INJURED.
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252. DIM LIGHTING IS RESPONSIBLE
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253. FOR 50% OF ACCIDENTS
IN THE WORKPLACE.
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254. DID YOU KNOW THAT IN 1992 —
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255. I SEE IT. I SEE IT.
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256. IN 1992, THERE WAS
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257. ARE YOU OKAY?
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258. YEAH, YEAH.
MY LEG BROKE MY FALL.
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259. DAMN, AMY,
HOW OLD ARE YOU?
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260. 30.
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261. HOW?
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262. GEORGE,
IF YOU NEED MY TRUCK
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263. TO MOVE YOUR STUFF OUT OF
YOUR HOUSE, YOU KNOW YOU CAN.
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264. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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265. WELL, YOUR MOM´S TELLING
EVERYBODY ON THE FLOOR
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266. THAT YOU´RE
GETTING A DIVORCE.
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267. NO. I JUST HAD A FIGHT WITH
ANGIE LAST NIGHT, THAT´S ALL.
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268. OH... OKAY.
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269. WELL, YOU CAN STILL STAY OVER
AT MY PLACE FOR A WHILE.
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270. YEAH, IT´LL BE GREAT, MAN. I GOT
CHIPS, BEER, A SATELLITE DISH.
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271. AND MY MOM GOES
TO BED ABOUT 9:00,
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272. SO WE CAN WATCH
WHATEVER WE WANT.
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273. IT WASN´T THAT BIG
A FIGHT, ERNIE.
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274. OH. WELL, YOU THINK SHE´LL
LET YOU SLEEP OVER ANYWAY?
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275. HEY, MOM...
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276. STOP TELLING EVERYBODY ANGIE
AND I ARE GETTING A DIVORCE.
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277. SHE WANTED TO THROW A PARTY, AND
I DIDN´T WANT ONE, THAT´S ALL.
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278. WHY DOES SHE WANT
TO THROW YOU A PARTY?
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279. MOM, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
WHAT YESTERDAY WAS?
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280. YEAH, WEDNESDAY.
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281. AND I KNOW
WHO THE PRESIDENT IS, TOO.
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282. YOU´RE NOT PUTTING ME
IN A HOME YET.
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283. NO, MOM, THINK BACK.
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284. THINK BACK 36 YEARS AGO
FROM YESTERDAY.
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285. THINK BACK TO HOW
YOU GOT THE NAME "MOM."
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286. I KNOW IT WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY.
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287. BUT WHY DOES ANGIE WANT
TO RUIN IT WITH A BIG PARTY?
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288. ONCE THOSE CUBANS
GET OFF THE ISLAND,
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289. THEY WANT TO CELEBRATE
EVERYTHING.
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290. I KNOW. ANGIE´S GOT THIS HANG-UP
ABOUT BIRTHDAYS,
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291. LIKE THEY GOTTA
BE THIS BIG DEAL.
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292. I TOLD HER, "HEY, I WASN´T
RAISED THAT WAY."
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293. YOU´RE DAMN RIGHT
YOU WEREN´T.
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294. YOU GIVE A KID A BIG BIRTHDAY
PARTY, YOU KNOW WHAT COMES NEXT?
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295. HIGH EXPECTATIONS.
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296. YOU GOT THAT RIGHT, MOM.
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297. YOU THINK LIFE IS GONNA GIVE YOU
EVERYTHING YOU WANT.
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298. YOU KNOW, FIRST, IT´S
THE BOUNCY HOUSE AND THE CLOWNS.
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299. BUT THEN
THAT´S NOT ENOUGH. NO.
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300. THEN YOU EXPECT
TO GO TO HIGH SCHOOL
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301. AND GRADUATE
AND GET A JOB.
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302. IT DOES NOT STOP THERE
BECAUSE NOW YOU´RE SPOILED.
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303. NOW YOU WANT SOMEBODY
TO MARRY YOU
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304. AND LOVE YOU
FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
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305. ALL BECAUSE YOUR MOMMY
THREW YOU A BIRTHDAY PARTY.
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306. WAIT A SECOND!
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307. IS THAT WHY YOU NEVER THREW ME
A BIRTHDAY PARTY —
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308. SO I WOULDN´T
EXPECT TO BE HAPPY?
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309. GEORGE, IF YOU EXPECT
A DOG TO BITE YOU,
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310. YOU´LL BE HAPPY IF ALL HE DOES
IS POOP ON YOUR SHOES.
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311. MOM.
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312. HUH?
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313. YOU ARE ONE
TWISTED OLD VIEJA!
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314. I GOTTA GO
THROW MY KID A PARTY.
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315. GEORGE, YOU HAD
A PHONE CALL.
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316. OH...
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317. I ANSWERED THE FAN.
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318. DAMN! WE WERE SO CLOSE
TO THE RECORD.
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319. NO, IT´S JUST MY HAIR.
I´M NOT EVEN HURT.
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320. AND IT IS 5:00.
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321. HEY, WE MADE IT!
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322. CAN I GO CHANGE
THE SAFETY SIGN?
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323. YOU GO, GIRL.
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324. OKAY. ALL RIGHT,
QUICK LIKE A BAND-AID.
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325. AAAAAAH!
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326. OKAY. ARE WE READY
FOR THE BIRTHDAY BOY?
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327. MAX, COME HERE!
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328. I THOUGHT I SAID DON´T MAKE
A BIG DEAL ABOUT MY BIRTHDAY.
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329. YEAH, WELL, YOU ONLY TURN 10
ONCE, SO WE WENT ALL OUT.
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330. HEY, YOU´RE ON, DUDE.
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331. OH. HEY,
MR. BIRTHDAY MAN!
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332. HEY, STAND UP.
THAT´S MY KID.
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333. COME ON.
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334. IT´S ME DOS EQUIS THE CLOWN.
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335. LOOK AT HIS FUNNY NOSE
AND HIS GIANT EARS.
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336. HEY, THESE ARE
MY REGULAR EARS.
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337. OH, NOW, LOOK, IT´S DOS EQUIS
THE SAD CLOWN.
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338. I THINK I´LL OPEN MY GIFT
AND GO BACK TO BED.
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339. WAIT, WAIT! BEFORE YOU OPEN
THAT, YOU GOT A CHOICE TO MAKE.
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340. YOU CAN HAVE
THAT PRESENT...
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341. OR WHAT´S
BEHIND THE BLINDS.
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342. I´M CONFUSED.
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343. TAKE THE BLINDS.
TAKE THE BLINDS.
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344. HEY, WHAT´S ALL THAT CRAP
IN YOUR BACKYARD?
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345. NO, HANG ON, MOM!
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346. THERE´S A BOUNCY HOUSE,
A BUNCH OF KIDS...
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347. A BIG OLD CAKE.
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348. OH, HELL!
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349. IS THIS ALL FOR ME?
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350. I DON´T KNOW IF I LIKE IT.
DO WE LIKE IT, DAD?
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351. WE LIKE IT, MAX.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
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352. IT´S NOT TOO MUCH?
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353. WE´RE PAYING BY THE HOUR.
GET OUT THERE.
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354. ALL RIGHT!
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355. YOU ALL RIGHT?
LET ME OPEN THAT FOR YOU.
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356. YOU KNOW, ON MY BIRTHDAY,
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357. I DON´T NEED A CAKE
OR A BOUNCY HOUSE.
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358. I JUST WANT TO BE
SURROUNDED BY MY FAMILY...
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359. IN A BRAND-NEW CAR.
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360. DEAL. RIGHT AFTER A BIG-SCREEN
TV FLIES OUT OF MY BUTT.
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361. HEY, COME ON, DUMBO,
I NEED YOUR EARS FOR SHADE.
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362. DOES NO ONE
NOTICE THE NOSE?
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363. LOOK HOW HAPPY MAX IS.
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364. I´M GLAD WE DID THIS.
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365. ME TOO.
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366. I´M SORRY
I BLEW UP AT YOU.
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367. OH, THAT´S OKAY.
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368. BUT YOU KNOW, THERE ARE STILL
SOME SURPRISES LEFT.
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369. YEAH?
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370. WELL, I WAS GONNA HAVE
THAT PARTY FOR YOU,
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371. AND I THOUGHT
IT WOULD BE GREAT
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372. IF I COULD GET ONE OF
YOUR CHILDHOOD IDOLS.
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373. YOU´RE KIDDING?
YOU GOT ERIK ESTRADA!
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374. EVEN BETTER.
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375. OH, MY GOD.
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376. IT´S PUFNSTUF!
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377. OH, YOU´RE SO SOFT.
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378. I KNEW YOU´D BE SOFT.
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379. THIS IS
SO EMBARRASSING.
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380. IS DADDY DRUNK?
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381. NO, HONEY, THIS IS JUST
HIS VERY FIRST BIRTHDAY PARTY.
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382. I WISH HE WAS DRUNK.
IT´D MAKE MORE SENSE.
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383. ONE MORE TIME!
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384. HE WANTS MORE MONEY
AGAIN, ANGIE.
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385. DO YOU TAKE CREDIT CARDS?
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386. BRING IT ON!
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387. GEORGE, IF YOU EXPECT
A DOG TO BITE YOU,
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388. YOU´RE GONNA BE HAPPY
WHEN HE POOPS ON YOUR SHOES.
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389. COME ON. WAIT.
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390. I THOUGHT THAT WAS FUNNY.
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391. THIS AIN´T FUNNY.
HELP ME OUT.
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392. GIVE IT UP, YOU GUYS.
COME ON.
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