George Lopez 1x3

Dagney Kerr as Claudia • Sandra Bullock as Amy • Anthony Cross-Thomas as Classmate

Much to George's unpleasant surprise, Angie and his family throw him a very belated surprise birthday party, while a new worker, accident-prone Amy, threatens the pride George takes in his workplace's safety record.

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1. OH!

2. ROBERT CALLED. HE´S GONNA BE LATE.

3. OH, YEAH, WHEN YOU SEE HIM, TELL HIM I SAID...

4. HEY!

5. HOW COME YOU DIDN´T SAY HI TO ME?

6. HEY, MAN, I WENT LIKE THAT.

7. YOU TURNED AWAY BEFORE I CAME BACK UP.

8. WAIT FOR ME.

9. OKAY, YOU GUYS ALL KNOW THE DRILL.

10. TODAY´S MY BIRTHDAY, BUT IT´S NOTHING SPECIAL.

11. IT´S JUST A WEDNESDAY, JUST LIKE ANY OTHER WEDNESDAY.

12. COME ON, DAD, YOU´RE NO FUN.

13. YOU NEVER LET US BUY YOU BIRTHDAY PRESENTS.

14. AND WHAT ARE WE CELEBRATING, ANYWAY?

15. "YOU´RE ANOTHER YEAR CLOSER TO DEATH.

16. CONGRATULATIONS, HERE´S A TIE."

17. GEORGE... BEFORE YOU SAY NO,

18. I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU.

19. ANGIE, NO.

20. RELAX. IT´S JUST SOMETHING I MADE ON THE COMPUTER.

21. "THIS CERTIFICATE ENTITLES YOU TO WIN ONE FIGHT..."

22. "EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE CLEARLY LOSING

23. BECAUSE YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY WRONG."

24. "OFFER NOT VALID IN PUBLIC."

25. HAPPY WEDNESDAY.

26. OH, COME ON, MOM, THAT´S NOT WHAT HE WANTS.

27. "CRAPPY" BIRTHDAY, DAD.

28. THANK YOU.

29. OKAY, SO MUCH FOR MR. SUNSHINE.

30. MAX, YOU´RE THE BIG "1-0" NEXT WEEK.

31. HOW ABOUT THIS YEAR WE HAVE YOUR FIRST REALLY BIG BIRTHDAY PARTY?

32. WHAT ARE WE CELEBRATING, ANYWAY?

33. I´M JUST ANOTHER YEAR CLOSER TO DEATH.

34. OKAY, BUT, UH, DOUBLE DIGITS IS A PRETTY BIG DEAL.

35. DON´T YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING SPECIAL?

36. NOPE. IF DAD DOESN´T NEED A BIG PARTY OR PRESENTS,

37. I DON´T EITHER.

38. THAT ONE WE´RE RAISING RIGHT.

39. WHAT KIND OF KID DOESN´T WANT TO HAVE A BIG BIRTHDAY PARTY?

40. THAT IS THE SADDEST THING I´VE EVER SEEN.

41. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAW MY MOM IN A SWIMSUIT?

42. HE´S ONLY SAYING THAT BECAUSE HE WANTS TO BE LIKE HIS DAD.

43. WHAT´S WRONG WITH THAT?

44. ALL KIDS WANT TO BE LIKE THEIR DAD.

45. I´M A GOOD DRIVER LIKE MY DAD.

46. THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS WHEN I LEAVE FOR WORK IN THE MORNING,

47. I DON´T KEEP GOING FOR 35 YEARS.

48. BUT WITH YOUR PROMOTION,

49. WE CAN AFFORD TO DO SOMETHING REALLY SPECIAL THIS YEAR.

50. WE COULD GET A MAGICIAN AND A BOUNCY HOUSE.

51. WE´VE ALWAYS HAD SMALL PARTIES FOR THE KIDS.

52. JUST ´CAUSE I´M MAKING A LITTLE MONEY NOW,

53. DOESN´T MEAN WE SHOULD START SPOILING THEM.

54. BUT YOU´VE SEEN HOW HE LIGHTS UP WHEN HE GOES TO PARTIES,

55. AND THEY´VE GOT GAMES AND TRAMPOLINES

56. AND CARTOON CHARACTERS.

57. BUT DO KIDS NEED ALL THAT STUFF?

58. ANGIE, THINK ABOUT IT. WHEN I WAS 10,

59. THERE WASN´T TRAMPOLINES AND CARTOON CHARACTERS.

60. I NEVER WENT TO CHUCK E. CHEESE.

61. MY MOM SAID, "YOU WANT TO SEE A MOUSE?

62. PULL THE REFRIGERATOR OUT."

63. "THERE´S ABOUT 5 CHUCKYS RUNNING AROUND BACK THERE."

64. OKAY. HOW ABOUT WE HAVE A PARTY, BUT WE KEEP IT SIMPLE —

65. 12 FRIENDS, SPIDER-MAN, A FEW PRESENTS, CHOCOLATE CAKE?

66. NO.

67. 3 FRIENDS, NO ENTERTAINMENT, ONE PRESENT, AND A BAKED POTATO.

68. WHAT? WE´RE BARGAINING. I´M STARTING LOW.

69. WHAT´S UP?

70. HEY, GEORGE, WAIT A SECOND. STAND RIGHT THERE, RIGHT THERE.

71. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

72. OH, ERNIE, DON´T.

73. WHOA HA HA HA!

74. WHOA! COOL!

75. DID YOU MAKE A WISH?

76. YEAH. MY WISH IS THAT WE ALL DON´T DIE IN A BLAZING INFERNO.

77. GEORGE, IT DOESN´T COME TRUE IF YOU SAY IT OUT LOUD.

78. COME ON, ERNIE. WE´VE BEEN FRIENDS A LONG TIME.

79. MAN, YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT MY BIRTHDAY.

80. WELL, YEAH, BUT YOU´RE MANAGER NOW,

81. AND EVERYBODY´S GONNA DO SOMETHING FOR YOU.

82. AND I DIDN´T WANT TO BE THE ONLY ONE NOT SUCKING UP.

83. ON A TOTALLY DIFFERENT SUBJECT, YOU SMELL FANTASTIC.

84. SHUT UP.

85. ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, LISTEN UP!

86. NO GIFTS, NO FLAMING CUPCAKES.

87. IF YOU REALLY WANT TO DO SOMETHING FOR MY BIRTHDAY,

88. YOU´LL HELP US SET A NEW SAFETY RECORD.

89. IF WE MAKE IT 2 MORE DAYS,

90. I´LL BE THE FIRST MANAGER TO DELIVER

91. A FULL MONTH WITHOUT INJURIES IN THE HISTORY OF THE COMPANY.

92. ON A RELATED NOTE,

93. DRUG TESTING WILL RESUME NEXT MONDAY.

94. HI, EVERYBODY. GOOD TO BE BACK.

95. HEY, EVERYBODY, LOOK. IT´S ACCIDENT AMY...

96. BREAKING BONES AND BREAKING HEARTS.

97. HEY, UH, LET´S SEE THAT DONOR ARM YOU GOT FROM THE DRIFTER.

98. YOU GUYS, MY ARM GOT CRUSHED, NOT TORN OFF.

99. SEE?

100. EVERYTHING IS OKAY!

101. HEY, UH, LISTEN, AMY.

102. WHILE YOU´RE STILL RECUPERATING,

103. WHY DON´T YOU SPEND THE NEXT 3 DAYS WORKING IN MY OFFICE,

104. WHERE IT´S NICE AND SAFE.

105. I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA GO BACK ON TO MY MACHINE.

106. LIKE THEY SAY, "YOU CRUSH MY ARM ONCE, SHAME ON YOU.

107. CRUSH IT TWICE..."

108. YOU´RE LIKE A MOTH, AREN´T YOU? IT´LL STILL BE THERE IN 3 DAYS.

109. GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK.

110. HI.

111. THESE ARE FROM THE GANG.

112. WE CHIPPED IN $25 DOLLARS FOR THEM.

113. WELL, I ACCIDENTALLY COUNTED YOU.

114. OH.

115. BUT, YOU KNOW, YOU CAN PAY ME WHENEVER.

116. WOW! ROSES!

117. OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!

118. IT´S THE THORNS. I ALWAYS FORGET.

119. I KNOW. I KNOW. BLEED IN THE BATHROOM, RIGHT?

120. OKAY. I GOT DANNY BOY ON LINE ONE

121. AND SOME GUY FROM YOUR CREDIT CARD COMPANY ON LINE TWO.

122. UH...

123. GIVE ME DANNY BOY.

124. YOU GOT GEORGE, DANNY BOY.

125. I know you don´t like birthdays...

126. so happy birthday!

127. I´d be there at work, but I´m still on my jury duty.

128. Super-size those fries.

129. BYE, DANNY BOY.

130. HERE´S THE CREDIT CARD COMPANY.

131. HEY, THIS IS GEORGE LOPEZ.

132. WHAT?

133. NO, I DIDN´T SPEND 200 BUCKS ON PARTY CATERING.

134. NO, I DIDN´T USE MY CARD FOR THAT EITHER.

135. HOW MUCH FOR DECORATIONS?

136. OH, MAN, I SEE WHAT´S GOING ON HERE.

137. WHAT´S WRONG? IT´S ANGIE.

138. SHE´S THROWING A BIG PARTY FOR MAX WHEN WE AGREED NOT TO.

139. OH, YOUR WIFE, TOO?

140. I KNOW. IT´S AWFUL.

141. THAT´S RIGHT. SHE´S GONNA SPOIL HIM.

142. NO, I WOULDN´T CALL MY WIFE A LYING TRAMP.

143. HEY, I DON´T CARE IF YOUR WIFE IS SELFISH IN BED.

144. TED, AREN´T YOU WORRIED

145. YOUR BOSS MIGHT BE MONITORING THIS CALL?

146. OH, HI, PHIL.

147. THANKS FOR THE RIDE, MOM.

148. SEE YOU TOMORROW. BYE.

149. AW, I´M NOT GOING ANYWHERE.

150. YOU´RE GONNA FIGHT WITH ANGIE.

151. I´M NOT EVEN GONNA GO OUT FOR A SMOKE

152. BECAUSE I DON´T WANT TO MISS THE BEGINNING OF THE FIGHT.

153. SO COME ON, PATCH. DO YOUR THING.

154. MMM.

155. THERE IT IS — THE LOVE I NEVER GOT.

156. UH-OH. YOUR FATHER´S HOME. GO HIDE THESE BAGS IN YOUR ROOM.

157. MOM, WHY ARE YOU THROWING DAD A SURPRISE BIRTHDAY PARTY, ANYWAY?

158. I MEAN, WHY DON´T YOU PUT "MOULIN ROUGE!" ON

159. AND DANCE AROUND FOR HIM, LIKE YOU DID ON YOUR ANNIVERSARY?

160. HOW´D YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT?

161. OH, HEY, YOU´RE A GOOD EXAMPLE FOR ME. YOU´RE A LOVING COUPLE.

162. MY FRIENDS THOUGHT SO, TOO.

163. NO MORE SLEEPOVERS.

164. AND I´M THROWING YOUR FATHER A SURPRISE BIRTHDAY PARTY

165. BECAUSE HE NEVER HAD ONE AS A KID. HE´S GONNA LOVE IT.

166. HEY, GEORGE. BENNY.

167. SHOWTIME.

168. EVERYTHING OKAY?

169. LET´S TALK IN THE YARD. MY MOM WANTS TO SMOKE.

170. THANK YOU.

171. ANGIE, DO I LOOK LIKE A STUPID MAN?

172. WHAT?

173. DO I LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT? DO I LOOK LIKE A MORON?

174. DO I LOOK LIKE A BUFFOON?

175. HEY, NO ONE´S FORCING YOU TO GO TO SUPERCUTS.

176. I JUST GOT A CALL FROM A CREDIT CARD COMPANY.

177. $500 WORTH OF PARTY STUFF?

178. OH, NO.

179. OH, YES! GEORGE KNOWS.

180. GEORGE IS SMART.

181. I WAS TRY—

182. WAIT!

183. GEORGE IS TALKING.

184. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS

185. WHEN WE AGREED NOT TO HAVE SOME HUGE PARTY FOR MAX?

186. HEY, WHAT HAPPENED TO COMMUNICATION AND TRUST

187. AND ALL THAT CRAP THAT WAS IN OUR MARRIAGE VOWS?

188. WHY AREN´T YOU SAYING ANYTHING?

189. DOES THIS MEAN I WON?

190. THE $500 WORTH OF PARTY STUFF WAS ALL FOR YOU.

191. I JUST WANTED TO GIVE YOU THE BIRTHDAY PARTY

192. THAT YOU NEVER HAD AS A KID, YOU BIG STUPID JERK!

193. HEY, HONEY, COME BACK!

194. I´M NOT MAD AT YOU ANYMORE!

195. HEY, ANG...

196. I GOT THESE FOR YOU.

197. YOU GOT THESE FROM A FLORIST?

198. SORT OF.

199. LIKE A FREEWAY OFFRAMP.

200. I WAS GONNA GET YOU SOME ORANGES,

201. BUT I COULDN´T DO A U-TURN.

202. COME ON, ANGIE! I SAID I WAS WRONG.

203. GEORGE, YOU ALWAYS DO THIS. YOU JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS.

204. REMEMBER THE TIME I CAME HOME LATE,

205. AND YOU THOUGHT I WAS CHEATING?

206. I WAS INSECURE BACK THEN.

207. I COULDN´T BELIEVE A WOMAN AS BEAUTIFUL AS YOU

208. WOULD BE WITH A GUY LIKE ME.

209. I THOUGHT YOU HAD TO STAY WITH ME A MONTH TO WIN A BET.

210. AND EVERY MONTH SINCE THEN HAS BEEN DOUBLE OR NOTHING.

211. STOP IT! I CAN´T TAKE YOUR FIGHTING ANYMORE!

212. YOU´RE GONNA DRIVE ME INTO THE ARMS

213. OF A SYMPATHETIC GANG MEMBER.

214. DID YOUR FATHER PUT YOU UP TO THIS?

215. NO.

216. LIE AND YOU GO TO HELL.

217. IT´S ALREADY HELL HERE WITH ALL THE YELLING...

218. AND EVERYTHING.

219. COUPLE OF NOTES —

220. YOU CAME IN A LITTLE EARLY.

221. AND I DIDN´T BELIEVE YOU AT THE END.

222. BUT NICE TRY.

223. I WAS TRYING TO DO SOMETHING SPECIAL, AND YOU RUINED IT.

224. WHY WERE YOU EVEN DOING IT? YOU KNOW I DON´T LIKE BIRTHDAYS.

225. BECAUSE FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE,

226. YOU SHOULD DO YOUR BIRTHDAY UP RIGHT.

227. THEN MAX CAN COPY NORMAL BEHAVIOR.

228. HEY, WHAT´S NOT NORMAL ABOUT MY BEHAVIOR?

229. YOU´RE ALL SCREWED UP ABOUT BIRTHDAYS.

230. NO, I´M NOT!

231. OKAY, WHAT´S YOUR BEST BIRTHDAY MEMORY?

232. THIS ONE.

233. IT´S BEEN AN ENORMOUS AMOUNT OF FUN.

234. DON´T YOU GET IT?

235. YOUR MOTHER RUINED BIRTHDAYS FOR YOU,

236. AND NOW YOU´RE RUINING THEM FOR YOUR SON.

237. MY MOM MAY HAVE BEEN WRONG ABOUT THINGS,

238. BUT IN THIS CASE, SHE´S RIGHT ON THE MONEY.

239. SHE DIDN´T SPOIL ME.

240. I´M NOT SPOILING MAX. AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

241. I´M NOT SPOILING YOU EITHER. NO MAKE-UP SEX.

242. UNLESS YOU WANT IT.

243. NO?

244. THEN I´M OUT OF HERE.

245. MOMMY, DADDY, STOP!

246. YOU´RE GONNA DRIVE ME INTO THE ARMS

247. OF SOME PATHETIC GANG MEMBER.

248. CARMEN... IS THAT IT?

249. AMY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

250. CHANGING A LIGHT BULB.

251. YOU GOTTA MAKE IT ONE LAST DAY WITHOUT GETTING INJURED.

252. DIM LIGHTING IS RESPONSIBLE

253. FOR 50% OF ACCIDENTS IN THE WORKPLACE.

254. DID YOU KNOW THAT IN 1992 —

255. I SEE IT. I SEE IT.

256. IN 1992, THERE WAS A STUDY THAT —

257. ARE YOU OKAY?

258. YEAH, YEAH. MY LEG BROKE MY FALL.

259. DAMN, AMY, HOW OLD ARE YOU?

260. 30.

261. HOW?

262. GEORGE, IF YOU NEED MY TRUCK

263. TO MOVE YOUR STUFF OUT OF YOUR HOUSE, YOU KNOW YOU CAN.

264. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

265. WELL, YOUR MOM´S TELLING EVERYBODY ON THE FLOOR

266. THAT YOU´RE GETTING A DIVORCE.

267. NO. I JUST HAD A FIGHT WITH ANGIE LAST NIGHT, THAT´S ALL.

268. OH... OKAY.

269. WELL, YOU CAN STILL STAY OVER AT MY PLACE FOR A WHILE.

270. YEAH, IT´LL BE GREAT, MAN. I GOT CHIPS, BEER, A SATELLITE DISH.

271. AND MY MOM GOES TO BED ABOUT 9:00,

272. SO WE CAN WATCH WHATEVER WE WANT.

273. IT WASN´T THAT BIG A FIGHT, ERNIE.

274. OH. WELL, YOU THINK SHE´LL LET YOU SLEEP OVER ANYWAY?

275. HEY, MOM...

276. STOP TELLING EVERYBODY ANGIE AND I ARE GETTING A DIVORCE.

277. SHE WANTED TO THROW A PARTY, AND I DIDN´T WANT ONE, THAT´S ALL.

278. WHY DOES SHE WANT TO THROW YOU A PARTY?

279. MOM, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YESTERDAY WAS?

280. YEAH, WEDNESDAY.

281. AND I KNOW WHO THE PRESIDENT IS, TOO.

282. YOU´RE NOT PUTTING ME IN A HOME YET.

283. NO, MOM, THINK BACK.

284. THINK BACK 36 YEARS AGO FROM YESTERDAY.

285. THINK BACK TO HOW YOU GOT THE NAME "MOM."

286. I KNOW IT WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY.

287. BUT WHY DOES ANGIE WANT TO RUIN IT WITH A BIG PARTY?

288. ONCE THOSE CUBANS GET OFF THE ISLAND,

289. THEY WANT TO CELEBRATE EVERYTHING.

290. I KNOW. ANGIE´S GOT THIS HANG-UP ABOUT BIRTHDAYS,

291. LIKE THEY GOTTA BE THIS BIG DEAL.

292. I TOLD HER, "HEY, I WASN´T RAISED THAT WAY."

293. YOU´RE DAMN RIGHT YOU WEREN´T.

294. YOU GIVE A KID A BIG BIRTHDAY PARTY, YOU KNOW WHAT COMES NEXT?

295. HIGH EXPECTATIONS.

296. YOU GOT THAT RIGHT, MOM.

297. YOU THINK LIFE IS GONNA GIVE YOU EVERYTHING YOU WANT.

298. YOU KNOW, FIRST, IT´S THE BOUNCY HOUSE AND THE CLOWNS.

299. BUT THEN THAT´S NOT ENOUGH. NO.

300. THEN YOU EXPECT TO GO TO HIGH SCHOOL

301. AND GRADUATE AND GET A JOB.

302. IT DOES NOT STOP THERE BECAUSE NOW YOU´RE SPOILED.

303. NOW YOU WANT SOMEBODY TO MARRY YOU

304. AND LOVE YOU FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

305. ALL BECAUSE YOUR MOMMY THREW YOU A BIRTHDAY PARTY.

306. WAIT A SECOND!

307. IS THAT WHY YOU NEVER THREW ME A BIRTHDAY PARTY —

308. SO I WOULDN´T EXPECT TO BE HAPPY?

309. GEORGE, IF YOU EXPECT A DOG TO BITE YOU,

310. YOU´LL BE HAPPY IF ALL HE DOES IS POOP ON YOUR SHOES.

311. MOM.

312. HUH?

313. YOU ARE ONE TWISTED OLD VIEJA!

314. I GOTTA GO THROW MY KID A PARTY.

315. GEORGE, YOU HAD A PHONE CALL.

316. OH...

317. I ANSWERED THE FAN.

318. DAMN! WE WERE SO CLOSE TO THE RECORD.

319. NO, IT´S JUST MY HAIR. I´M NOT EVEN HURT.

320. AND IT IS 5:00.

321. HEY, WE MADE IT!

322. CAN I GO CHANGE THE SAFETY SIGN?

323. YOU GO, GIRL.

324. OKAY. ALL RIGHT, QUICK LIKE A BAND-AID.

325. AAAAAAH!

326. OKAY. ARE WE READY FOR THE BIRTHDAY BOY?

327. MAX, COME HERE!

328. I THOUGHT I SAID DON´T MAKE A BIG DEAL ABOUT MY BIRTHDAY.

329. YEAH, WELL, YOU ONLY TURN 10 ONCE, SO WE WENT ALL OUT.

330. HEY, YOU´RE ON, DUDE.

331. OH. HEY, MR. BIRTHDAY MAN!

332. HEY, STAND UP. THAT´S MY KID.

333. COME ON.

334. IT´S ME DOS EQUIS THE CLOWN.

335. LOOK AT HIS FUNNY NOSE AND HIS GIANT EARS.

336. HEY, THESE ARE MY REGULAR EARS.

337. OH, NOW, LOOK, IT´S DOS EQUIS THE SAD CLOWN.

338. I THINK I´LL OPEN MY GIFT AND GO BACK TO BED.

339. WAIT, WAIT! BEFORE YOU OPEN THAT, YOU GOT A CHOICE TO MAKE.

340. YOU CAN HAVE THAT PRESENT...

341. OR WHAT´S BEHIND THE BLINDS.

342. I´M CONFUSED.

343. TAKE THE BLINDS. TAKE THE BLINDS.

344. HEY, WHAT´S ALL THAT CRAP IN YOUR BACKYARD?

345. NO, HANG ON, MOM!

346. THERE´S A BOUNCY HOUSE, A BUNCH OF KIDS...

347. A BIG OLD CAKE.

348. OH, HELL!

349. IS THIS ALL FOR ME?

350. I DON´T KNOW IF I LIKE IT. DO WE LIKE IT, DAD?

351. WE LIKE IT, MAX. HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

352. IT´S NOT TOO MUCH?

353. WE´RE PAYING BY THE HOUR. GET OUT THERE.

354. ALL RIGHT!

355. YOU ALL RIGHT? LET ME OPEN THAT FOR YOU.

356. YOU KNOW, ON MY BIRTHDAY,

357. I DON´T NEED A CAKE OR A BOUNCY HOUSE.

358. I JUST WANT TO BE SURROUNDED BY MY FAMILY...

359. IN A BRAND-NEW CAR.

360. DEAL. RIGHT AFTER A BIG-SCREEN TV FLIES OUT OF MY BUTT.

361. HEY, COME ON, DUMBO, I NEED YOUR EARS FOR SHADE.

362. DOES NO ONE NOTICE THE NOSE?

363. LOOK HOW HAPPY MAX IS.

364. I´M GLAD WE DID THIS.

365. ME TOO.

366. I´M SORRY I BLEW UP AT YOU.

367. OH, THAT´S OKAY.

368. BUT YOU KNOW, THERE ARE STILL SOME SURPRISES LEFT.

369. YEAH?

370. WELL, I WAS GONNA HAVE THAT PARTY FOR YOU,

371. AND I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE GREAT

372. IF I COULD GET ONE OF YOUR CHILDHOOD IDOLS.

373. YOU´RE KIDDING? YOU GOT ERIK ESTRADA!

374. EVEN BETTER.

375. OH, MY GOD.

376. IT´S PUFNSTUF!

377. OH, YOU´RE SO SOFT.

378. I KNEW YOU´D BE SOFT.

379. THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING.

380. IS DADDY DRUNK?

381. NO, HONEY, THIS IS JUST HIS VERY FIRST BIRTHDAY PARTY.

382. I WISH HE WAS DRUNK. IT´D MAKE MORE SENSE.

383. ONE MORE TIME!

384. HE WANTS MORE MONEY AGAIN, ANGIE.

385. DO YOU TAKE CREDIT CARDS?

386. BRING IT ON!

387. GEORGE, IF YOU EXPECT A DOG TO BITE YOU,

388. YOU´RE GONNA BE HAPPY WHEN HE POOPS ON YOUR SHOES.

389. COME ON. WAIT.

390. I THOUGHT THAT WAS FUNNY.

391. THIS AIN´T FUNNY. HELP ME OUT.

392. GIVE IT UP, YOU GUYS. COME ON.