1. TOT1A mobilized and ready for remarks.Copy !req
2. Copy, Seven Two. I copy
all. Ready for remarks.Copy !req
3. Fuck!Copy !req
4. Sir?Copy !req
5. - What the fuck?
- Jesus, Eric.Copy !req
6. I thought that haji was killing you.Copy !req
7. I fucked his shit up good, didn't I?Copy !req
8. You stuck him in a magazine.Copy !req
9. Better luck next time, sir.Copy !req
10. Damn, sir. Your hamster
must have fell off its wheel.Copy !req
11. All Hitman Two Victors,
this is Hitman Two.Copy !req
12. Continue digging in. We're holding
here while R.C.T. One advances. Over.Copy !req
13. R.C.T. One is moving into Al Kut.Copy !req
14. It's about time they
carried their weight.Copy !req
15. Kocher is on patrol in this zone.Copy !req
16. Do not engage on your
left beyond eleven o'clock.Copy !req
17. Copy on all, Three Two. Godfather out.Copy !req
18. I'm taking him to a field interrogation.Copy !req
19. It's all good.Copy !req
20. He's your capture.Copy !req
21. Shit, he'd probably fuck up the report.Copy !req
22. Mobile One One this is boom
boom. You got wind of One Five.Copy !req
23. Roger...Copy !req
24. - The officers are assembled.
- Let's go right away.Copy !req
25. As of 0915 hoursCopy !req
26. forward elements of
Colonel Dowdy's regimentCopy !req
27. seized the main bridge over
the Tigris river in Al Kut.Copy !req
28. As you know, I just returned from
a meeting with General Mattis.Copy !req
29. What you don't knowCopy !req
30. is that shortly after Dowdy
led his regiment into Al Kut,Copy !req
31. General Mattis relieved
him of his command.Copy !req
32. And gentlemen,Copy !req
33. Colonel Dowdy was also relievedCopy !req
34. of the ammo for his sidearm.Copy !req
35. Colonel Dowdy was a good man,Copy !req
36. but he did not fully embraceCopy !req
37. maneuver warfare.Copy !req
38. And lest we forget,Copy !req
39. maneuver warfareCopy !req
40. is America's warfare
for the 21st century.Copy !req
41. It is all about the violence of action.Copy !req
42. have just completed
the corps' longest marchCopy !req
43. since the barbary campaign
against Tripoli in 1803.Copy !req
44. Actually, some of you are riding
in the same Humvees they used.Copy !req
45. Through our use of maneuver,Copy !req
46. we have tied down many times
our number of the enemy's force,Copy !req
47. opening the doorCopy !req
48. for the army to invade the
enemy capital from the west.Copy !req
49. Sir, does this mean it's
the end of our mission?Copy !req
50. Unknown.Copy !req
51. ButCopy !req
52. the First Marine Division
is positioning itselfCopy !req
53. on the outskirts of Baghdad for
the assault, and we will be there.Copy !req
54. Rest assured,Copy !req
55. Godfather will find a
mission for this battalion.Copy !req
56. But what I want to leave
you with today is this:Copy !req
57. Colonel Dowdy did succeed this morning.Copy !req
58. He did lead his men into Al Kut.Copy !req
59. But General MattisCopy !req
60. has a long memory.Copy !req
61. He did not forgetCopy !req
62. that at critical momentsCopy !req
63. Dowdy hesitated to execute orders.Copy !req
64. And gentlemen,Copy !req
65. FerrandoCopy !req
66. has a long memory too.Copy !req
67. Gunny,Copy !req
68. that stuff about the General's memoryCopy !req
69. and Dowdy being relieved,Copy !req
70. was Godfather talking about us in there?Copy !req
71. I believe he meant, sir, that if
you don't square away Nate Fick,Copy !req
72. you'll be in his sights.Copy !req
73. Gunny,Copy !req
74. the men get those new M.R.Es?Copy !req
75. They did. They're happy.Copy !req
76. These are the new ones with milkshakes.Copy !req
77. There's strawberry,
chocolate and vanilla.Copy !req
78. Didn't you get Hasser's report
on shooting that civilian?Copy !req
79. We've got to take care of
this asscovering bullshit.Copy !req
80. It'll be good for Hasser too.Copy !req
81. He does his duty, gets
back to being a Marine.Copy !req
82. Thanks, Mike. You're a fucking nag.Copy !req
83. Hey, Walt.Copy !req
84. Feel the love.Copy !req
85. Walt,Copy !req
86. - baby.
- Just leave me the fuck alone.Copy !req
87. Finally, he speaks.Copy !req
88. I liked it better when we were starving.Copy !req
89. Then I didn't have to see
shit all over your face.Copy !req
90. Want some?Copy !req
91. Walt.Copy !req
92. Finish your report
and get it to me ASAP.Copy !req
93. You did nothing wrong.Copy !req
94. But we're gonna see if there's
a better way to stop these cars.Copy !req
95. Walt's got a great way, Lt.Copy !req
96. Shoot the driver,Copy !req
97. stop the car.Copy !req
98. Trombley.Copy !req
99. Sir, it's vital.Copy !req
100. Hasser will write his way clear,Copy !req
101. but we're fast becoming
an army of occupation.Copy !req
102. We can't just shoot these
civilians like we're doing.Copy !req
103. Marines aren't cops, Brad.
We're an aggressive force.Copy !req
104. That said, we'll see what we can do.Copy !req
105. Hey, fuck it, Walt.Copy !req
106. These haji motherfuckers
are trying to kill us.Copy !req
107. I'm for lighting up every
motherfucker that comes within 100 m.Copy !req
108. Damn, man.Copy !req
109. Didn't we kick their asses already?Copy !req
110. This is really interesting{, Brad}.Copy !req
111. You know, Iraqis don't
really seem good at fighting,Copy !req
112. but then they never really
completely surrender either.Copy !req
113. Put down that fucking milkshake
and dig a fucking hole.Copy !req
114. Why, so I can be more
like the teacher's pet?Copy !req
115. Yeah, that's exactly it.Copy !req
116. - You should be more like Trombley.
- More like Trombley?Copy !req
117. More like Trombley?!Copy !req
118. - Whopper Jr.
- Give me the hook.Copy !req
119. Whopper Jr.Copy !req
120. Walt.Copy !req
121. Anybody find that extra
pin from the gypsy rack?Copy !req
122. No, we still missing that?Copy !req
123. That thing's gonna fucking fall off
and we're gonna lose all our water cans.Copy !req
124. Maybe take an extra off
and shove those down.Copy !req
125. Brunmeier, drink the fucking water.Copy !req
126. - How are they doing?
- Ass to mouth disease.Copy !req
127. Half the guys got the shits.Copy !req
128. - Both right now?
- Yeah, take 'em.Copy !req
129. It's a good thing this is over.Copy !req
130. Fuck!Copy !req
131. For us, anyway.Copy !req
132. Manimal just dropped a case of grenades.Copy !req
133. See? That's why we
can't have nice things.Copy !req
134. Fucking hick.Copy !req
135. - You wanted to see me, sir?
- Nate, did you hear?Copy !req
136. General Mattis shitcanned Colonel Dowdy.Copy !req
137. He took the ammo from
his sidearm, lieutenant.Copy !req
138. Colonel wasn't a team player.Copy !req
139. Godfather said we should
all play on the team.Copy !req
140. If it can happen to a full bird Colonel,Copy !req
141. it can happen to anyone.Copy !req
142. {Nate, }So you know, there will be
no more questioning of my orders.Copy !req
143. Respectfully, sir, I've only
tried to interpret your intentCopy !req
144. to the best of my ability.Copy !req
145. Captain, sir.Copy !req
146. Here comes the warrior on our team.Copy !req
147. Outstanding work last night
taking down that E.P.W.Copy !req
148. - Just doing my job.
- Looks like he put up quite a fight.Copy !req
149. A fight like that tells me the
company took in a highvalue asset.Copy !req
150. He did not want to surrender.Copy !req
151. You have the afteraction report?Copy !req
152. Sergeant Kocher is bringing it.Copy !req
153. While your platoon has been busy
shooting civilians at roadblocksCopy !req
154. Bravo Three was taking
in live prisoners.Copy !req
155. I heard.Copy !req
156. Good work, Dave.Copy !req
157. {Man, I'm hungry. }Anybody
got any chow over there?Copy !req
158. {Yeah, I got some. }What do you want?Copy !req
159. I'll take anything I
can get at this point.Copy !req
160. Tell Victor Three to get on
the road, we got C.A.O. checks.Copy !req
161. This'll be handy if we write your
platoon up for a commendation.Copy !req
162. Sergeant,Copy !req
163. your E.P.W. put up quite a struggle.Copy !req
164. It's a good thing your C.O. was there.Copy !req
165. If you want to believe what
was the reason for this meeting?Copy !req
166. Right.Copy !req
167. Battalion says we're moving on.Copy !req
168. That's ASAP, Lieutenant.Copy !req
169. - Lieutenant, I was about to...
- Yeah, but no.Copy !req
170. Not the right time.Copy !req
171. Trombley,Copy !req
172. why were they calling you Whopper Jr.?Copy !req
173. They were calling me that?Copy !req
174. Ray...Copy !req
175. Why were they calling him that?Copy !req
176. - Brad, we got foot mobiles.
- Hitman Two, this is Two One.Copy !req
177. We've got a bunch of foot
mobiles at 11 o'clock.Copy !req
178. Interrogative: do they have weapons?Copy !req
179. - Hostile intent?
- They got naked intent.Copy !req
180. Be advised,Copy !req
181. there's a minivan pulling off the road.Copy !req
182. Roger.Copy !req
183. - Be vigilant, over. -
Trombley, range the Mark-19.Copy !req
184. Bad guys could be in that van.Copy !req
185. Stand by, Hitman Two.Copy !req
186. Roger, standing by.Copy !req
187. Walt, watch your fucking sector.Copy !req
188. {Man, }It looks like we
caught these guys in the act,Copy !req
189. trying to change their uniforms.Copy !req
190. Two Actual, we ought
to halt the convoy here.Copy !req
191. Roger that, Two One.Copy !req
192. They say they were robbed.Copy !req
193. Lying motherfuckers.Copy !req
194. Tell us where you hid your uniforms.Copy !req
195. Your documents.Copy !req
196. They say there were
robbed by the soldiers.Copy !req
197. They stole their clothes and
siphoned the gas from the car.Copy !req
198. Lieutenant Fick, sir!Copy !req
199. Over here!Copy !req
200. {Hey, }Be careful of
the one on the right!Copy !req
201. He's got a horse cock like Manimal's.
You don't want to get that thing angry.Copy !req
202. Sir, we have three Arab malesCopy !req
203. naked.Copy !req
204. It appears they've been
shot execution style.Copy !req
205. H.M.C. Bryan investigating the
cause of death has determinedCopy !req
206. all three have been killedCopy !req
207. with gunshot wounds to
the back of the head.Copy !req
208. Good work, Rudy.Copy !req
209. - Team Two at your service, sir.
- Team leader of the year, Rudy Reyes.Copy !req
210. This ain't our work.Copy !req
211. Dudes are telling the truth.Copy !req
212. He says they are farmers.
One family brothers.Copy !req
213. I don't think he's lying.Copy !req
214. Command Two, this is Two One Bravo.Copy !req
215. I've got an{ motherfucking}
english speaking hajiCopy !req
216. in this minivan waving
around his wife beater.Copy !req
217. Says they got jacked
by some Iraqi soldiers.Copy !req
218. Americans, you win
battle, beat Saddam's army.Copy !req
219. Now his army beat us. What you do?Copy !req
220. They rob us.Copy !req
221. What do you do?Copy !req
222. Listen,Copy !req
223. this is something
you're gonna have to...Copy !req
224. You have to take it up with the U.N.Copy !req
225. Okay?Copy !req
226. JustCopy !req
227. stay back from the road.Copy !req
228. And you don't have to wave your
T-shirts around anymore, all right?Copy !req
229. Here.Copy !req
230. Found a haji helmet.Copy !req
231. Fits good.Copy !req
232. How do I look?Copy !req
233. Like a target.Copy !req
234. It's better than nothing.Copy !req
235. What we did, running and
gunning through those towns,Copy !req
236. the good stuff and the bad
was all part of the plan.Copy !req
237. Of all the Marines in the 1st
division, the General selected usCopy !req
238. to be the instrument
of long range strategy.Copy !req
239. We led the feint to Al Kut.Copy !req
240. We tied down two Iraqi divisions,Copy !req
241. saved untold numbers of U.S. soldiers.Copy !req
242. You should be proud.Copy !req
243. Why didn't we go into Al Kut?Copy !req
244. Gabe, the General's plan
wasn't about taking the city.Copy !req
245. It was about making the Iraqis
think we were gonna take it.Copy !req
246. To be clear,Copy !req
247. the Commander's intent
was never to take it.Copy !req
248. The focus has always been Baghdad.Copy !req
249. This sucks, man.Copy !req
250. We did all this shit
because we took a wrong turn?Copy !req
251. - Gabe, that's not what I'm saying.
- {What, }You got something better to do?Copy !req
252. What the fuck is in your hand?Copy !req
253. It's my new helmet, sir.Copy !req
254. It's a haji gear I painted Marine camo.Copy !req
255. I lost my kevlar in the run
to the airfield, remember?Copy !req
256. Sergeant Major Sixta made
me ditch the bike helmet.Copy !req
257. Brad?Copy !req
258. How's your teams combat effectiveness?Copy !req
259. Well, we got Person's allergies,Copy !req
260. but none of my teams got the shits.Copy !req
261. Leon and Lilley both have it, butCopy !req
262. they're still doing their job, sir.Copy !req
263. Team Two is out.Copy !req
264. Three is almost as bad.Copy !req
265. Looks like we'll be nursing this
platoon all the way into Baghdad.Copy !req
266. My money is we won't be
in the assault to Baghdad.Copy !req
267. You don't use Humvees to
attack an urban center.Copy !req
268. You don't use Humvees to strong
point a city either, but we did.Copy !req
269. Maybe they'll hook us up, sir,Copy !req
270. let us guard some of Saddam's
money in one of those palaces.Copy !req
271. I don't know.Copy !req
272. I just hope we get to fuck up
some more shit before the war ends.Copy !req
273. They need to send our asses to Baghdad.Copy !req
274. Reyes, how many guys
are sick on your team?Copy !req
275. I have three men down, warrior healer.Copy !req
276. That makes 14 in the platoon.Copy !req
277. Are you throwing up?Copy !req
278. Wake up, Budweiser.Copy !req
279. Brunmeier, come on. Wake the fuck up.Copy !req
280. I got the shits, doc.Copy !req
281. - I can't.
- Drink some water, you fucking asshole.Copy !req
282. What's this about a T72 tank
on his side of the perimeter?Copy !req
283. - It's fucking blown, Gunny.
- Reyes.Copy !req
284. Aye, Gunnery Sergeant.Copy !req
285. What kind of {pisspoor
}team leader are you,Copy !req
286. not checking out an enemy
tank on your perimeter?Copy !req
287. Roger that, Gunny.Copy !req
288. Being I'm the only man on my
team not down with the shitsCopy !req
289. I will take out a patrol.Copy !req
290. No, you put the hammer to
your team. Like Godfather says,Copy !req
291. malingering spreads like a yeast
infection unless you nip it in the bud.Copy !req
292. These men can't walk.Copy !req
293. Has our Lieutenant approved this order?Copy !req
294. He has.Copy !req
295. If the men are ill, then you
should go with them, corpsman.Copy !req
296. I love this guy.Copy !req
297. And you'd better watch it, doc.Copy !req
298. Team Three will take it.Copy !req
299. Your men are sicker.Copy !req
300. Doesn't even have a turret.Copy !req
301. Fucking cocksucker sends
us into a fucking swampCopy !req
302. to check this weak shit out.Copy !req
303. What the hell was that?Copy !req
304. I shit my pants.Copy !req
305. How are you showing yourself
as team leader tonight?Copy !req
306. Tonight?Copy !req
307. Rudy.Copy !req
308. - Yes, sir.
- Where the hell is Lovell's team?Copy !req
309. They're out there.Copy !req
310. - They're inspecting the T72.
- A tank? Where?Copy !req
311. In the swamp.Copy !req
312. They blown out one.Copy !req
313. Gunnery Sergeant Griego
informed us that you...Copy !req
314. They're covering your ass, Nate.Copy !req
315. What the fuck is going on here?Copy !req
316. How would it look if
that tank was operational?Copy !req
317. I'll tell you what it
looks like right now.Copy !req
318. It resembles an incompetent
moron climbing up the assholeCopy !req
319. of his company commander by
inventing a bullshit mission.Copy !req
320. Did you seek my authority before
tasking my platoon with this?Copy !req
321. I did.Copy !req
322. I woke you 40 mikes
ago to affirm the order.Copy !req
323. You woke me?Copy !req
324. I hadn't been to sleep in 36 hours.Copy !req
325. I have no recollection
whatsoever of you waking me.Copy !req
326. I thought I was dreaming.Copy !req
327. Get the fuck out of here.Copy !req
328. And do not ever again
mess with my platoon.Copy !req
329. I was just trying to cover you.Copy !req
330. You know you're suspect with battalion.Copy !req
331. Fuck that.Copy !req
332. You can fuck with me
all you want but do not,Copy !req
333. I repeat, do not fuck with my men.Copy !req
334. I'm putting it down, Gunny.Copy !req
335. You picking it up?Copy !req
336. Stiney, that's my front
yard you just puked on there.Copy !req
337. Sorry.Copy !req
338. Clumps of them in 10s and 20s.Copy !req
339. They're coming from as far as I can see.Copy !req
340. Quite a party you got going, Damon.Copy !req
341. They started showing up at 00 dark 30.Copy !req
342. The plan is for my platoon to
escort these folks through our linesCopy !req
343. to the southern checkpoint.Copy !req
344. Need you to let them
through in blocks of 40.Copy !req
345. Sir, if I may ask, why not
send them back to Al Kut?Copy !req
346. - The fighting's over there.
- These people aren't from Al Kut.Copy !req
347. They say they're from Baghdad.Copy !req
348. They walked over 100 miles?Copy !req
349. Look,Copy !req
350. we don't know who anyone is.Copy !req
351. Could be a suicide bomber
among us, so stay frosty.Copy !req
352. Keep your vehicles at a walking paceCopy !req
353. and this is important keep a
good distance from these people.Copy !req
354. Roger.Copy !req
355. White boys on my team celebrating
the end of our war, sir.Copy !req
356. 35, 40 at a clip.Copy !req
357. Keep the families together.Copy !req
358. Roger.Copy !req
359. Smith, bring them
through in groups of 35.Copy !req
360. Keep the families together.Copy !req
361. Slow walk them.Copy !req
362. Stay hard.Copy !req
363. Slow walk them. Slow walking them.Copy !req
364. This is Hitman Actual.Copy !req
365. Keep your eyes open. Watch their hands.Copy !req
366. Some of them might be armed.Copy !req
367. Kid, nice jacket.Copy !req
368. Espera.Copy !req
369. Espera!Copy !req
370. Take this group.Copy !req
371. - Salâmu 'alaykum.
- Salâmu 'alaykum.Copy !req
372. Salâmu 'alaykum.Copy !req
373. Keep your fucking distance from them.Copy !req
374. Lilley, why don't you take up the rear?Copy !req
375. Garza, come up here to the front.Copy !req
376. All right?Copy !req
377. - Let's roll.
- Bravo, this is Two Two.Copy !req
378. Don't point {your }weapons at
these people, but keep your guns up.Copy !req
379. Hitman Two Three, { his is
}Hitman Two Two. Roger, copy that.Copy !req
380. All right, we've got the
left side on this one.Copy !req
381. Two Two, keep an eye on that
group coming past your Humvee.Copy !req
382. Where's my Trombley?Copy !req
383. Get these people some water.Copy !req
384. Not the ass water. Get the bottled.Copy !req
385. Two Two, keep that group
tight. Keep a good pace.Copy !req
386. Carry that, miss? I got it.Copy !req
387. Yo, break out some M.R.Es.Copy !req
388. Like my nigga Tupac said,
"it's hard times, man. "Copy !req
389. Yeah.Copy !req
390. Make me wanna holler.Copy !req
391. Word.Copy !req
392. What are these?Copy !req
393. - Sure.
- Water! Water!Copy !req
394. Pass them around.Copy !req
395. - Water!
- Water water, me me!Copy !req
396. Keep moving.Copy !req
397. Easy, easy, easy.Copy !req
398. Thank you, soldier.Copy !req
399. Thank you for letting me pass
on my own road in my own country.Copy !req
400. - Excuse me, ma'am?
- Why are you Americans here?Copy !req
401. We want to help you, ma'am.Copy !req
402. You know, I come from Baghdad.Copy !req
403. It is a beautiful city
and you are bombing it.Copy !req
404. This is to make my life better?Copy !req
405. {God damn it. }Brad, we don't
have to take this kind of guff.Copy !req
406. I mean, we're liberating
these ungrateful bitches.Copy !req
407. You know, this is a
very beautiful country.Copy !req
408. And our president is very stupid.Copy !req
409. Maybe you are here for
liberation, I don't know.Copy !req
410. But because of oil, it
feels like war of aggression.Copy !req
411. Ma'am, I think you got
a really good point.Copy !req
412. No, I really do.Copy !req
413. Really.Copy !req
414. So much for death before dishonor.Copy !req
415. Damn, devil dog, for a
piece of ass like that,Copy !req
416. I'd sell your sister to Uday and Qusay.Copy !req
417. Hitman Two Three, this is Hitman Two.Copy !req
418. Go on. Go.Copy !req
419. Don't give that thing to me.Copy !req
420. Yeah, I understand. Ma'am, I understand.Copy !req
421. Here you go.Copy !req
422. Are you happy now?Copy !req
423. Man, like this I grow up.Copy !req
424. Come on.Copy !req
425. Here you go.Copy !req
426. Mikey, give us a hand.Copy !req
427. It's okay. Come on.Copy !req
428. I got you.Copy !req
429. Here we go.Copy !req
430. Easy, easy, easy.Copy !req
431. - In you go.
- That's enough.Copy !req
432. No more. Truck's full.Copy !req
433. All right, now.Copy !req
434. We just turned this combat
team into a hay ride.Copy !req
435. Thanks.Copy !req
436. Obrigado.Copy !req
437. Got to keep them cool.Copy !req
438. Doesn't matter what we do here.
Quarter of these babies are gonna die.Copy !req
439. You all right, Nathan?Copy !req
440. Yah, Gunny.Copy !req
441. I'm good.Copy !req
442. We're helping people.Copy !req
443. This humanitarian stuff,Copy !req
444. we get lost in it, we're
not combat effective.Copy !req
445. This is our future here.Copy !req
446. Lieutenant, sir!Copy !req
447. Godfather's on the radio for you.
Battalion wants us Oscar Mike.Copy !req
448. Yeah, man. On it, thanks.Copy !req
449. Don't bravo it. Use the smoke first.Copy !req
450. What the fuck? Shit!Copy !req
451. His fucking head exploded!Copy !req
452. Guarantee he ain't getting up.Copy !req
453. At least we gave him a happy meal
before he died. No wait, check that.Copy !req
454. Before we hit him in the head
with a fucking 40 Mike-Mike.Copy !req
455. God damn!Copy !req
456. How'd the fuck the hajis kill an M1A1?Copy !req
457. Not a mobility kill.Copy !req
458. Both tracks look okay.Copy !req
459. Think the Marines in there got out?Copy !req
460. If not, they died
fighting a legit enemy.Copy !req
461. Jesus, dude. That was first marines.Copy !req
462. They've got to be from oceanside.Copy !req
463. Hitman Two One, this is Hitman Two.Copy !req
464. The E.C.P. from the
division camp is in GridCopy !req
465. Papa Quebec 278394.Copy !req
466. Over.Copy !req
467. Roger,Copy !req
468. I copy. Grid Papa QuebecCopy !req
469. 278394, over.Copy !req
470. Hitman Two out.Copy !req
471. Hey, those are dogs we ought to shoot.Copy !req
472. If I felt we could spare the
ammo, I'd give you the order.Copy !req
473. Oh, fuck, man.Copy !req
474. Do not run that over, Ray.Copy !req
475. Jesus.Copy !req
476. You just can't fucking win.Copy !req
477. Man,Copy !req
478. they're prepping Baghdad hard.Copy !req
479. And we're in a fucking pog camp.Copy !req
480. It's over for us.Copy !req
481. We won't be part of the show in Baghdad.Copy !req
482. Yup.Copy !req
483. This wasn't what we trained for.Copy !req
484. I just wanted to get oneCopy !req
485. real recon mission in this war.Copy !req
486. You know?Copy !req
487. Putting us in theseCopy !req
488. is an affront to my warrior spirit.Copy !req
489. I'm a hunter,Copy !req
490. not a fucking truck driver
corralling gun platforms.Copy !req
491. Brad, we were the fucking
first boots on the groundCopy !req
492. in the American invasion of Mesopotamia.Copy !req
493. And you got your men out alive.Copy !req
494. Might be sad about not getting
your mission but for me,Copy !req
495. I got to tell you,
I'm glad this is over.Copy !req
496. One other thing,Copy !req
497. no more cat holes.Copy !req
498. This fucking pog camp we're in
has a legit slittrench latrine.Copy !req
499. Really.Copy !req
500. That's my recon mission then.Copy !req
501. ♪ Two on comms.Copy !req
502. ...Hitman.Copy !req
503. Hitman Two Three, this
is Hitman Two Two...Copy !req
504. Over.Copy !req
505. Manimal, you're no longer allowed
to touch the handset again. Over.Copy !req
506. I put my babies down.Copy !req
507. Think I'm gonna get some shuteye.Copy !req
508. I want you to know
you've done good, Tony.Copy !req
509. You earned a lot of reputation in
the recon community as my A.T.L.Copy !req
510. You've always had my six.Copy !req
511. I just want you to know
I really appreciate that.Copy !req
512. And it's been...Copy !req
513. Do you realizeCopy !req
514. the shit that we've done here,Copy !req
515. the people we've killed?Copy !req
516. Back in the civilian world, dawg,Copy !req
517. if we did this,Copy !req
518. we would go to prison.Copy !req
519. Poke, you're thinking
like a mexican again.Copy !req
520. Think like a white man.Copy !req
521. Over there, they'll beCopy !req
522. laying on the medals for what we did.Copy !req
523. What's with you, dawg?Copy !req
524. I'm tweaking, bro.Copy !req
525. Don't feel right unless I'm strapped.Copy !req
526. I'm gonna go pull guard duty.Copy !req
527. Sir.Copy !req
528. Sergeant,Copy !req
529. they're speaking pretty highly of
First Recon at division headquarters.Copy !req
530. The General thinks
we're slaying dragons.Copy !req
531. I'm pleased to hear that, sir.Copy !req
532. But between you and me,Copy !req
533. it's bullshit.Copy !req
534. You men need another mission.Copy !req
535. Tanks are gonna lead
the way into Baghdad,Copy !req
536. but we want to get in the game too.Copy !req
537. Yes, sir.Copy !req
538. Be advised, Brad:Copy !req
539. stay frosty.Copy !req
540. - I got her right in front of me!
- Show me those titties!Copy !req
541. Come on, baby! I got 15 large!
{Just }Give me one ass cheek!Copy !req
542. - {It's }A liberated bitch.
- I'm gonna hit that shit.Copy !req
543. {You must be }Wearing your desert
goggles. That ain't nothing but aCopy !req
544. piece of nappy haired Whiskey Tango.Copy !req
545. He's right, man. You ain't
hittin' shit. W.M. like that?Copy !req
546. No, she be wearing kevlar panties
nailed on top of a concertina wire bush.Copy !req
547. Yeah, well, I'm gonna do a recon there.Copy !req
548. I'm gonna make a path
for all you motherfuckers.Copy !req
549. Shit, man, can you imagine
the stank on that cunt?Copy !req
550. That is exactly why I'm going!Copy !req
551. Sir, I'm gonna go down on herCopy !req
552. like she got all of Saddam's W.M.DsCopy !req
553. just buried right between her legs.Copy !req
554. - You better dig deep.
- Oh, Yeah, baby!Copy !req
555. Hit that gas, come on!Copy !req
556. Give it a little tap! Pat it, pat it!Copy !req
557. It's not that bad over here.
Don't kill yourself like that.Copy !req
558. Shit, go get it, baby.
Get some for old J.C.Copy !req
559. - Oh, shit. Heads up.
- Oh, shit, smash!Copy !req
560. Belays that, Devil Dog!Copy !req
561. You's a squealin'Copy !req
562. like a bunch of
butt-fucked Vassar bitches!Copy !req
563. Unfuck yourselvesCopy !req
564. or we gonna suffer
the spectacle of a W.M.Copy !req
565. with a bunch of horny Devil
Dogs trailin' their stern.Copy !req
566. Get yourselves squared up here.Copy !req
567. Corporal,Copy !req
568. you're inappropriatin' your chemical
filtration device by attemptin'Copy !req
569. fornication wit' it!Copy !req
570. Jesus, do I have to tell you not to
desecrate your mask with perversions?Copy !req
571. Where the fuck are your helmets?Copy !req
572. Fuckin' Sixta.Copy !req
573. No sooner do we stop getting shot at,Copy !req
574. the motherfucker is out here lifing usCopy !req
575. in his illiterate fucking retardese.Copy !req
576. People think they have the
authority to kill the minority, man.Copy !req
577. Fuck the police.Copy !req
578. - Holy shit!
- What the fuck?Copy !req
579. What the fuck? Get some!Copy !req
580. Fuckin' Brad.Copy !req
581. Yeah! Hell, yeah.Copy !req
582. It don't get no better than that.Copy !req
583. Man over all stations, be
advised: Sergeant Colbert is...Copy !req
584. wings level.Copy !req
585. Can somebody clear him hot?Copy !req
586. What, did you give him some
Rolling Stone drugs or something?Copy !req
587. No.Copy !req
588. What the fuck did you do to him?Copy !req
589. {Just }Asked him what he would
be if he wasn't { }Marine.Copy !req
590. Oh my god, he wants to be a ballerina?Copy !req
591. That's my fuckin' dream.Copy !req
592. What the fuck?Copy !req
593. You fucking rock.Copy !req
594. Better now.Copy !req
595. Ray, I want you to gather the team.Copy !req
596. All right.Copy !req
597. Drop your pots, gents.Copy !req
598. Sergeant Colbert's giving you a pass.Copy !req
599. There's something I've
been keeping from you.Copy !req
600. I wasn't sure we were gonna
live to share this moment.Copy !req
601. Fuck yeah!Copy !req
602. - Chef Boyardee, the master!
- To celebrate.Copy !req
603. - Here, hurry up!
- Trombley, get a fire going.Copy !req
604. Walt, here.Copy !req
605. You deceiving, conniving,Copy !req
606. hebrew motherfucker.Copy !req
607. How were you gonna keep this
from your dearest pal Rayray?Copy !req
608. I got one more secret to share.Copy !req
609. - Juggs!
- No no! Wait! Not yet.Copy !req
610. I need some I need some
time with this alone.Copy !req
611. - Come on. Just give me one.
- Just calm down.Copy !req
612. You'll get your sloppy
seconds with Jasmine.Copy !req
613. You gotta share with Trombley.Copy !req
614. What? He'll kill her!Copy !req
615. Eat, fuck, kill all the same, right?Copy !req
616. Yeah! All the same if
you're a fucking psycho.Copy !req
617. - I'm telling you, I fear for Jasmine.
- Speaking of which,Copy !req
618. one of you guys still has
my girlfriend's picture.Copy !req
619. Dude,Copy !req
620. I hate to tell you this, but your
girlfriend's is a kind of a whore.Copy !req
621. What?Copy !req
622. Yeah, last time I saw her, she
was doing all of H&S company.Copy !req
623. She doesn't deserve you, man.Copy !req
624. Brah, civilian food
gives me the munchies!Copy !req
625. - Lilley.
- Thanks, Brad.Copy !req
626. Arbe are faroni?Copy !req
627. What's your problem?Copy !req
628. Last time the white man
gave my people something,Copy !req
629. it was blankets laced with typhoid.Copy !req
630. Poke, can't we all just...Copy !req
631. get along?Copy !req
632. Whopper Jr.,Copy !req
633. you got any tabasco to go with this?Copy !req
634. Okay, there it is.Copy !req
635. You did just call him Whopper Jr.Copy !req
636. Now what the hell is that about?Copy !req
637. We call our man Whopper Jr.
because they're sold at Burger King.Copy !req
638. Burger King.Copy !req
639. Right. B.K.Copy !req
640. "Baby killer. "Copy !req
641. Trombley's our little Whopper Jr.
ever since he shot those shepherds.Copy !req
642. Damn, Brad, what else you
got hidden in the Humvee?Copy !req
643. A fat chick?Copy !req
644. Shoot some civilians,Copy !req
645. you get a reputation. Right?Copy !req
646. Walt.Copy !req
647. He didn't mean that.Copy !req
648. Walt.Copy !req
649. You're a fuckin' messed up
hick. You can't even eat ravioli.Copy !req
650. I'm eating ravioli.Copy !req
651. Look at him!Copy !req
652. Gents, the final battle against
Saddam's military began this morningCopy !req
653. when R.C.T-5 crossed the Diyala river.Copy !req
654. The final assault of
Baghdad is under way.Copy !req
655. Now,Copy !req
656. some of you may have surmisedCopy !req
657. that this is not a game
for marines in open Humvees,Copy !req
658. that while this great
battle is being fought,Copy !req
659. you'd be sitting in a
field holding your dicks.Copy !req
660. Or if you're in h&s
company, holding our dicks.Copy !req
661. This is a problem that's been
gnawing at Godfather since Al Kut.Copy !req
662. And the solution was right
in front of me the whole time.Copy !req
663. Gentlemen,Copy !req
664. the northern flank.Copy !req
665. Above Baghdad, we assumeCopy !req
666. a significant Republican guard presence,Copy !req
667. especially since it's this region that's
the home to the Sunnis and Ba'athists.Copy !req
668. Now it turns out this had been
weighing on the C.G.'s mindCopy !req
669. when I went to meet with him last night.Copy !req
670. Chaos has committed all three regiments
to the assault from the east here.Copy !req
671. There's a town called BaqubahCopy !req
672. about 50 kliks north of the cityCopy !req
673. where an iraqi mechanized
Republican guard divisionCopy !req
674. is unaccounted for.Copy !req
675. Okay? Now this leaves
Chaos's northern flankCopy !req
676. as tender as the virgin's thigh.Copy !req
677. Until I met with him,Copy !req
678. the C.G. thought his only option was
to peel off a mechanized battalion.Copy !req
679. As a good officer should,Copy !req
680. I gave him another option.Copy !req
681. Gentlemen, we are going to Baqubah.Copy !req
682. Expect morning orders within 30 mikes.Copy !req
683. Sir, there's a situation.Copy !req
684. Despite our best efforts, they
came up on our comms this morning.Copy !req
685. They know where we are and they're
less than two kliks from our perimeter.Copy !req
686. Sir, we could give them
a tangential mission,Copy !req
687. maybe task them with guarding H&S?Copy !req
688. Major, we can't unfuck this one.Copy !req
689. Gentlemen, one other thing:Copy !req
690. Delta company will be with us.Copy !req
691. The reservists have arrived.Copy !req
692. All right, that's it.Copy !req
693. Lt, what's the date today?Copy !req
694. Copy that, Two Two. Solid copy.Copy !req
695. Yo, Dirty,Copy !req
696. you got a donkey dick?Copy !req
697. Radiator?Copy !req
698. Yeah, wait a minute, Ray.Copy !req
699. What the fuck are you doing?Copy !req
700. Writing in my journal.Copy !req
701. About all this shit?Copy !req
702. What, about you're
singlehandedly winning this war?Copy !req
703. That's the type of shit that
Cody puts in his little diary.Copy !req
704. Look, if they say we
fought valiantly here,Copy !req
705. I want 'em to know we fought retarded.Copy !req
706. Yeah, 'cause going into towns,Copy !req
707. storming an airfield
with no observation.Copy !req
708. {Come on, Ray}. I work for Captain
America. You got fick at least.Copy !req
709. I've been telling you, Eric,
it don't have to be that way.Copy !req
710. One bullet in the head, our
whole platoon is squared away.Copy !req
711. Just stow that fuckin' shit.Copy !req
712. You had your chances like everybody else
and you haven't done it, so fuck you{, man}.Copy !req
713. Here comes dumbass.Copy !req
714. Well, guys, it's been groovy.Copy !req
715. Good work, men.Copy !req
716. Yes, sir.Copy !req
717. Good.Copy !req
718. Good work.Copy !req
719. Each man sees things
differently in combat.Copy !req
720. Right now at any time, we could die.Copy !req
721. It's almost enough to
make you lose your sanity.Copy !req
722. To remain calm and stay in a
place where you think you will die,Copy !req
723. that too is the definition of insane.Copy !req
724. Nate, you have to become insaneCopy !req
725. to survive in combat.Copy !req
726. Yeah.Copy !req
727. This is how it comes down to us.Copy !req
728. We're on point for the battalion,Copy !req
729. but first we're linking up with war pig.Copy !req
730. We're gonna be rolling with
some real ass the fuckin' L.A.Vs.Copy !req
731. And good newsbad news,{ Ray}.Copy !req
732. They're giving us the L.A.Vs {ut that's
}because they're sending us north of Baghdad,Copy !req
733. where all Saddam's people are from.Copy !req
734. And they don't love us up
there like they do down south.Copy !req
735. - So fuck 'em where they live.
- Damn right.Copy !req
736. We'll be surrounded by
friendlies until here...Copy !req
737. the magic line.Copy !req
738. No american unit has
gone past this line.Copy !req
739. A couple tried yesterday
and got ambushed.Copy !req
740. This...Copy !req
741. is badguy country.Copy !req
742. All I right, gents, we got 30 mikes.Copy !req
743. Somebody's got to win this.Copy !req
744. What the fuck are you all moto about?Copy !req
745. Jumpin' jehoshaphat.Copy !req
746. Are we that desperate for cannon fodder
that they're clearing out the sick,Copy !req
747. - the lame, the crazy?
- Look at you boys?Copy !req
748. At what's up with these guys?Copy !req
749. - What's up, Dawg?
- Look at these guys.Copy !req
750. - How the fuck did you find us?
- I came upCopy !req
751. with Delta.Copy !req
752. Shit, the fuckin' reservists, dude?Copy !req
753. Brad, you're not gonna believe it.
It has been madness since day one.Copy !req
754. What happened to your cushy
liaison gig at Al Jabar?Copy !req
755. Yeah, rockin' the fucking side
pipe with them air force hotties.Copy !req
756. Fuck that, I ain't had a war
since Somalia I had to get some.Copy !req
757. But I seriously would not have jumped
ship if it meant rolling with Delta.Copy !req
758. {- I understand
him. - }What?Copy !req
759. - Clusterfuck?
- They're off the hook.Copy !req
760. Dude, they don't got any gear or food.Copy !req
761. They were pulling
escort duty just to eat.Copy !req
762. And then they got to rollin' into
these hamlets and doing these showsCopy !req
763. of force you know, cowboy shit for
fun. Like this one time, I swear to god,Copy !req
764. they thought it'd be funny to give
these little kids, like, porn magsCopy !req
765. like Hustler and Maxim and shit,Copy !req
766. show the little hajis
what we're fighting for.Copy !req
767. This old Iraqi comes storming out,Copy !req
768. starts screaming at our interpreter
about how we're fucking up their moralsCopy !req
769. or some dumb shit, right?Copy !req
770. And he's super fucking pissed.
The old man's got an R.P.G.Copy !req
771. What?Copy !req
772. Delta fuckin' freaks. They
lob like 26 mark-19 rounds.Copy !req
773. They fuck up the whole hamlet.Copy !req
774. - Fuck. -
Bull-fucking-shit.Copy !req
775. Ollie North filmed the
whole fucking thing.Copy !req
776. {
- What?}The Oliver North?Copy !req
777. Oliver fuckin' North was standing
there with a camera crew from FoxCopy !req
778. filming the whole { uckin' }thing like it
was the turning point in the fucking war.Copy !req
779. These delta fucks are like L.A.P.D. copsCopy !req
780. and D.E.A. agents and
fucking air marshals.Copy !req
781. You know what I mean?Copy !req
782. And they're led by this Napoleon
douche who is like a CorporalCopy !req
783. or some shit in Albuquerque
P.D. I swear to god,Copy !req
784. this motherfucker has got cattle hornsCopy !req
785. - on his Humvee.
- This is so colossally retarded,Copy !req
786. - I can't even say anything about it.
- Godfather knows.Copy !req
787. He's been ducking us on the
comms for the past couple weeks.Copy !req
788. But they're here now, brad,Copy !req
789. and they're rolling with you.Copy !req
790. No fuckin' way. We're
working with reservists?Copy !req
791. That's some bullshit.Copy !req
792. Look at this motherfucker.Copy !req
793. Check it out. If I'm lying, I'm dying.Copy !req
794. That's a real marine.Copy !req
795. Fick!Copy !req
796. We're out of our M.O.P.P.S.Copy !req
797. - Right now.
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
798. You can actually see
it rolling downhill.Copy !req
799. Yep,Copy !req
800. here it comes.Copy !req
801. Change in S.O.P.Copy !req
802. Out of our M.O.P.P. suits. You've 5 min
to get right, then we're red-con one.Copy !req
803. - We're back in cammies!
- So fresh and so clean.Copy !req
804. Fuck, I don't have bootpants.Copy !req
805. My balls smell like Jack's mouth.Copy !req
806. How do you know what
his mouth smells like?Copy !req
807. 'cause my balls were in it.Copy !req
808. What the fuck do they
do over there, man?Copy !req
809. No, really, if we're not
in our M.O.P.P. suits,Copy !req
810. that means there's no W.M.DsCopy !req
811. If there's no W.M.D.S, then why
are we here in the first place?Copy !req
812. I knew you were a
fucking gay-ass liberal.Copy !req
813. You tried to pretend by invading
iraq with us, but I knew.Copy !req
814. I'm serious, Ray. Isn't that
the whole point of us being here?Copy !req
815. The point is we get to
kill people, you dumb fuck.Copy !req
816. What's the difference anyway, man?Copy !req
817. I mean,Copy !req
818. the war's almost over.Copy !req
819. We're just about done with this bitch.Copy !req
820. Shit, man, they're taking everything.Copy !req
821. Yeah,Copy !req
822. they're pretty much
liberated around here.Copy !req
823. Ray, stay focused.Copy !req
824. - We have a mission.
- Yeah, some mission...Copy !req
825. "cross the magic line. "Copy !req
826. What the fuck can that be all about?Copy !req
827. That's us. War pig, then recon.Copy !req
828. The line is on 34 northern.Copy !req
829. On the other side? The Iraqis.Copy !req
830. And they're mechanized.Copy !req
831. Focus, Ray.Copy !req
832. Focus.Copy !req
833. Watch for mines, Ray.Copy !req
834. Remember, this is bad-guy country.Copy !req
835. Reporter, do you know
what you're supposed to doCopy !req
836. if the Humvee gets hit by a mine?
You're supposed to curl up like a bitch.Copy !req
837. - Trombley, make nice.
- You know how to curl up like a bitch,Copy !req
838. don't you, reporter?Copy !req
839. What is believed to bethe final
assault on the city's defenders.Copy !req
840. And now for cricket...Copy !req
841. BBC says they're puttin'
whoop-ass on Baghdad.Copy !req
842. And we're out here
in the fucking sticks.Copy !req
843. Man, turn that shit off.Copy !req
844. ...disappointing results, "but," he
said, "there's always a next time. "Copy !req
845. We're out here under the radar
where nobody knows we're here.Copy !req
846. Hopefully,Copy !req
847. it'll fuckin' stay that way.Copy !req
848. Once more into the great good night.Copy !req
849. "Cry havocCopy !req
850. "and let slip the dogs of war. "Copy !req
851. Man,Copy !req
852. when I get home, I am gonna eat the
fuck out of my girlfriend's pussy.Copy !req
853. Is that Shakespeare?Copy !req
854. Shakespeare wrote that?Copy !req
855. About his girlfriend's pussy?Copy !req
856. Godfather, Godfather.Copy !req
857. I take it the L.A.Vs in front
of us just crossedthe magic line.Copy !req
858. The L.A.Vs report enemy contact
on both sides of the road.Copy !req
859. Rockets, mortars and machine guns.Copy !req
860. Hitman, Hitman, small arms fire to
our three o'clock, 2-5-0 meters out.Copy !req
861. I have no targets.Copy !req
862. No targets.Copy !req
863. Walt, what are you shooting at?Copy !req
864. I got muzzle flashes behind those walls.Copy !req
865. Hold on, buddy! That's a
fuckin'village over there.Copy !req
866. - I see fuckin' fire coming in.
- Not from the houses!Copy !req
867. There are people in
that village{, Walt}.Copy !req
868. - All Hitman Two...
- They ain't shooting at us.Copy !req
869. ...one-six north on route green. Break.Copy !req
870. They've made contact with
a squad-sized force. Over.Copy !req
871. Roger.Copy !req
872. - {Ray, }Halt the vehicle.
- All right.Copy !req
873. L.A.Vs have stopped.Copy !req
874. Enemy! Enemy, both sides! Break!Copy !req
875. My God. Is he crying?Copy !req
876. No, he's not.Copy !req
877. He's just nervous.Copy !req
878. We're gonna die if they
don't get us out of here!Copy !req
879. They sent us to die!Copy !req
880. Okay, fuck it. He's crying.Copy !req
881. All Hitman Victors, this is Hitman Two.Copy !req
882. Be advised, the L.A.Vs are
egressing to the south. Break.Copy !req
883. We{'re} pull{ing} back into a defensive
position and dropping mortars. Over.Copy !req
884. {Yeah, }That's a solid copy.Copy !req
885. Trombley, the L.A.Vs will
be coming up on our left.Copy !req
886. Do not engage.Copy !req
887. If you do, they'll schwack us.Copy !req
888. Jesus Christ.Copy !req
889. Tracers skipping around us.Copy !req
890. That's our own guys, shooting
down the axis of our convoy.Copy !req
891. All Hitman Two Victors,
hold your fire...Copy !req
892. Fucking reservists.Copy !req
893. Hold, Delta. Over.Copy !req
894. Is that the reservists
firing on the ville?Copy !req
895. - Walt!
- It's Delta.Copy !req
896. They're laying down
F.P.F. on the village.Copy !req
897. - It's all fucked up.
- Get those guys on the net.Copy !req
898. Man, they got passed down.
We have no comms with Delta.Copy !req
899. I don't know, maybe the fucking
retards will just run out of ammo.Copy !req
900. God damn, this is gonna be a long night.Copy !req
901. This is Assassin One. We are set.Copy !req
902. Assassin One, this is Assassin Two...Copy !req
903. Assassin One Two, this
is Assassin One Three,Copy !req
904. we have local enemy entrenched
400 meters to the north. Break.Copy !req
905. Possible enemy mortar position.Copy !req
906. - North 1,000 meters. Interrogative.
- Stay in line!Copy !req
907. Are you in the position to
observe and persecute the target?Copy !req
908. Assassin One Three,
this is Assassin One Two.Copy !req
909. We are static.Copy !req
910. Stand by while I roll
the Godfather back.Copy !req
911. Assassin One Two out. Break break.Copy !req
912. They all got blankets on to
hide their heat signatures,Copy !req
913. right, Sergeant Colbert?Copy !req
914. A week ago, they didn't know we
could see their thermals at night.Copy !req
915. Now they're adapting.Copy !req
916. Didn't work for that guy.Copy !req
917. - Get down!
- No!Copy !req
918. Cease fire!Copy !req
919. Cease fucking fire, Sergeant!Copy !req
920. Sergeant!Copy !req
921. - Cease fire, motherfucker!
- Cease fire!Copy !req
922. Cease fire now!Copy !req
923. Cease fucking fire!Copy !req
924. Sergeant! What the fuck?Copy !req
925. My staff Sergeant told
me to engage all movement.Copy !req
926. What are you doing?
You dumb motherfucker,Copy !req
927. you realize you're shooting at Marines?Copy !req
928. I saw an Iraqi helmet.Copy !req
929. I got this, Corporal.Copy !req
930. Fuck.Copy !req
931. Two Actual, this is Two One.Copy !req
932. Who the fuck is shooting at us?Copy !req
933. Fuckin' L.A.P.D. cops from Delta!Copy !req
934. They fucking love shooting Mexicans.Copy !req
935. It was Alpha, Gabe.Copy !req
936. Alpha.Copy !req
937. Mistakes happen.Copy !req
938. Two One Actual, what's your status?Copy !req
939. Everyone likes to shoot
Mexicans, even Mexicans.Copy !req
940. Hitman Two, this is Two One.Copy !req
941. This is accurate mortar fire.
Request permission to egress.Copy !req
942. Negative. Our orders
are to hold our position.Copy !req
943. We're blocking for Alpha. Over.Copy !req
944. - There's a fuckin' braindead idea.
- That's a hold.Copy !req
945. We're covering Alpha's assault.Copy !req
946. Brad.Copy !req
947. Check out the retard
cas-evacing lamb chops.Copy !req
948. Man, that's fucking intense
when you think about it, homes.Copy !req
949. {I mean, }Here's this poor
farmer who's out there...Copy !req
950. {Ray, }Shut the fuck up.Copy !req
951. Fucking fish in a barrel.Copy !req
952. Same motherfuckers who
tried to smoke your ass.Copy !req
953. ...the most dramatic
pictures are showingCopy !req
954. American Marines in Baghdad city centerCopy !req
955. pulling down a giant
statue of Saddam Hussein.Copy !req
956. Fighting seems to have come to an end...Copy !req
957. - Turn that shit off.
- All right, fine.Copy !req
958. Apparently, these motherfuckers
up here don't listen to the BBC.Copy !req
959. No talking, no radio. Jeez, Brad.Copy !req
960. Grab the mag.Copy !req
961. - How about this guy over here?
- No, man, over here, J.J.Copy !req
962. - Bobby, use my camera too, man.
- Damn!Copy !req
963. - Fucking reservists, man.
- Just take the fucking photo.Copy !req
964. Be careful, Dan. R.P.G. could be mined.Copy !req
965. Don't pick shit up till you check it.Copy !req
966. Copy that.Copy !req
967. - Get up. Get the fuck up.
- No no no.Copy !req
968. - Come on.
- Okay.Copy !req
969. - Okay, okay.
- Now.Copy !req
970. Got you covered, Eric.Copy !req
971. Hands.Copy !req
972. Come on.Copy !req
973. Hands.Copy !req
974. Thank you.Copy !req
975. You saved our asses. {This is }It's
the 1st real fighting we've seen.Copy !req
976. - You move and I'll blow your { ucking }head off.
- I have a family!Copy !req
977. We ought to cut his throat like
in the Chechen soldier video?Copy !req
978. Captain, sir... sir, what are you...Copy !req
979. Sir. Intimidation tactic.Copy !req
980. Sir, we got this
situation under control.Copy !req
981. - Fuck! Fuck!
- Bombs!Copy !req
982. We got a live one, men!Copy !req
983. Cover him, Redman.Copy !req
984. You motherfuckers.Copy !req
985. I'm sorry I shook your hand.
You abused that prisoner.Copy !req
986. Bravo Two, stay on line.Copy !req
987. - Hold your fire.
- No Saddam.Copy !req
988. Come.Copy !req
989. Looks like you won some
hearts and minds, sir.Copy !req
990. And some tongue.Copy !req
991. Check it out! We got their colors!Copy !req
992. Yeah!Copy !req
993. I love killing people!Copy !req
994. - Please, I'm a very low soldier.
- Fuck that.Copy !req
995. You were waiting to kill us.Copy !req
996. You didn't put your weapon down.Copy !req
997. I'm afraid if we put our weapons
down, the police will come and beat us.Copy !req
998. Everybody under Saddam is silent.Copy !req
999. If he say we go to war with
America, we say "good. "Copy !req
1000. If he say we don't go to war
with America, we say "good. "Copy !req
1001. Shit yeah.Copy !req
1002. - We can't drop our weapons either.
- We got orders.Copy !req
1003. - Next stop is Baghdad.
- Sweet, man.Copy !req
1004. I don't want any war crimes in the
back of my truck. Untie his hands.Copy !req
1005. Give him some water.Copy !req
1006. You letting me go?Copy !req
1007. How can I go home?Copy !req
1008. My sergeant, he sees me,Copy !req
1009. - he find out I didn't fight.
- Negro, ain't no Saddam.Copy !req
1010. Know what I mean? Ain't no Iraqi army.Copy !req
1011. You ain't got a sergeant no more.Copy !req
1012. Either we killed his ass already or
shit he be running away faster than you.Copy !req
1013. Feelin' me?Copy !req
1014. You're going to Baghdad, my friend.Copy !req
1015. We got a prisoner
collection center there.Copy !req
1016. Baghdad?Copy !req
1017. For free?Copy !req
1018. I'm so happy. Thank you,
thank you. I'm so happy.Copy !req
1019. It's all good, playboy.Copy !req
1020. Thank you, thank you very
much. Thank you, thank you.Copy !req
1021. Contact, two kliks!Copy !req
1022. What the fuck, man?Copy !req
1023. Don't these fucking guys know
that we won the war already?Copy !req
1024. We got ambushed all the way up here.Copy !req
1025. There still could be some
bad guys who want to play.Copy !req
1026. God damn it, Ray.Copy !req
1027. No country music.Copy !req
1028. Okay?Copy !req
1029. Dude,Copy !req
1030. it's not a country
song, it's a cowboy song.Copy !req
1031. I hate to break it to you, Ray,Copy !req
1032. but there are no cowboys.Copy !req
1033. I don't give a fuckwhat you write.Copy !req
1034. It's gonna come out all liberal
media bullshit spin on it anyway.Copy !req
1035. Seriously, what am I supposed to doCopy !req
1036. with all this bullshit
you guys constantly talk?Copy !req
1037. You think I'm some sort
of racist psycho redneck?Copy !req
1038. What, you ain't?Copy !req
1039. And you ain't some fucking
militant taco-bender revolutionary?Copy !req
1040. See, reporter? No outsider can
understand how we really are.Copy !req
1041. We're all fucking brothers.Copy !req
1042. - And we're all fucking alpha males{, too}.
- We{'ve} gotta constantly test each other.Copy !req
1043. All we do is fight for
position in the pack, dawg.Copy !req
1044. All that training we do, the
martial arts, to grappling...Copy !req
1045. is for practice, but it's also for real,Copy !req
1046. to achieve dominance
over a motherfucker.Copy !req
1047. We do the same thing mentally.Copy !req
1048. It's prison rules, dawg.Copy !req
1049. We probe for any fucking
weakness we can find...Copy !req
1050. family, race, brains, looks...Copy !req
1051. anything you have on a motherfucker,
you wear it the fuck out.Copy !req
1052. Being a Marine isn't
about words, anyways.Copy !req
1053. It's about your fucking actions.Copy !req
1054. {Back home }In the civilian world, a fool
slaps a "protect the planet" sticker on his car,Copy !req
1055. suddenly he's all about
the environment and shit.Copy !req
1056. Don't matter that he {still
}drives that fucking car,Copy !req
1057. fires up his computer and video gamesCopy !req
1058. and cell phone every
night with electricity madeCopy !req
1059. from nuclear power, coal and
fucking melted baby seal oil.Copy !req
1060. "nuh-uh, I got a dolphin
sticker on my shit,Copy !req
1061. "so I'm all about saving
the fucking planet. "Copy !req
1062. In our fucking Marine corps civilizationCopy !req
1063. it don't matter what
a motherfucker says.Copy !req
1064. Only thing that matters is, dawg,Copy !req
1065. when you charge that
motherfucking machinegunCopy !req
1066. when the motherfucker tells you to
charge the motherfucking machinegun.Copy !req
1067. Shit, everybody in this
platoon is a hard charger.Copy !req
1068. Marines bitch about everything,
man... chow, fucking moron officers,Copy !req
1069. no time for a combat jack...Copy !req
1070. But you will never hear a Marine in this
platoon bitch that we could die at any second.Copy !req
1071. - Hell no.
- That's what we signed up for.Copy !req
1072. Hoorah that, motherfucker.Copy !req
1073. Fucking care if some latte-sipping
bisexual college studentCopy !req
1074. reading about Justin
Timberlake in "Rolling Stone"Copy !req
1075. thinks I'm a psycho
racist cracker? Fuck no.Copy !req
1076. I'd give my life for
any brother in here.Copy !req
1077. I know any one of them
would do the same for me.Copy !req
1078. You think it matters if
I call fucking T a nigger?Copy !req
1079. Fucking love that big dark green marine
and his big old beautiful nigger dick.Copy !req
1080. Love all my dirty spic brothers here.Copy !req
1081. And I love this fucking cracker-ass
inbred racist peckerwood fuck.Copy !req
1082. I don't know why I do, dawg, but I do.Copy !req
1083. 'cause I'm pretty and I shave my balls.Copy !req
1084. Want to touch 'em, reporter?Copy !req
1085. No. Thanks.Copy !req
1086. Look, man, I joined the Marine corps
10 days after I graduated high school.Copy !req
1087. I went to school with all these
rich kids at St. Tammany's parish,Copy !req
1088. but I was an apartment kid.Copy !req
1089. My mom worked. I worked summers
digging footings on the weekends.Copy !req
1090. I was a dishwasher at
D'Angelo's pizzeria.Copy !req
1091. I busted my ass.Copy !req
1092. Became a recon Marine since I was 19.Copy !req
1093. My shit is tight as fuck.Copy !req
1094. I know that, my brothers
in this platoon know that,Copy !req
1095. so fuck all of you.Copy !req
1096. Damn, war scribe, you just
spit on my fucking rack, dawg.Copy !req
1097. - Where?
- There.Copy !req
1098. You see that pile of dried camel dung?Copy !req
1099. That's my fucking pillow, dawg.
You fucking spit on it, fool.Copy !req
1100. You're a heinous-asswhite boy.Copy !req
1101. I'm sorry.Copy !req