1. TOT1A mobilized and ready for remarks.Copy !req
2. Copy, Seven Two. I copy all.
Ready for remarks.Copy !req
3. Fuck!Copy !req
4. Sir?Copy !req
5. - What the fuck?
- Jesus, Eric.Copy !req
6. I thought that haji was killing you.Copy !req
7. I fucked his shit up good, didn't I?Copy !req
8. You stuck him in a magazine.Copy !req
9. Better luck next time, sir.Copy !req
10. Damn, sir. Your hamster
must have fell off its wheel.Copy !req
11. All Hitman Two Victors,
this is Hitman Two.Copy !req
12. Continue digging in. We're holding here
while R.C.T. One advances. Over.Copy !req
13. R.C.T. One is moving into Al Kut.Copy !req
14. It's about time
they carried their weight.Copy !req
15. Kocher is on patrol in this zone.Copy !req
16. Do not engage on your left
beyond eleven o'clock.Copy !req
17. Copy on all, Three Two. Godfather out.Copy !req
18. I'm taking him to a field interrogation.Copy !req
19. It's all good.Copy !req
20. He's your capture.Copy !req
21. Shit, he'd probably fuck up the report.Copy !req
22. Mobile One One this is boom boom.
You got wind of One Five.Copy !req
23. Roger...Copy !req
24. - The officers are assembled.
- Let's go right away.Copy !req
25. As of 0915 hoursCopy !req
26. forward elements
of Colonel Dowdy's regimentCopy !req
27. seized the main bridge
over the Tigris river in Al Kut.Copy !req
28. As you know, I just returned
from a meeting with General Mattis.Copy !req
29. What you don't knowCopy !req
30. is that shortly after Dowdy
led his regiment into Al Kut,Copy !req
31. General Mattis relieved him
of his command.Copy !req
32. And gentlemen,Copy !req
33. Colonel Dowdy was also relievedCopy !req
34. of the ammo for his sidearm.Copy !req
35. Colonel Dowdy was a good man,Copy !req
36. but he did not fully embraceCopy !req
37. maneuver warfare.Copy !req
38. And lest we forget,Copy !req
39. maneuver warfareCopy !req
40. is America's warfare
for the 21st century.Copy !req
41. It is all about the violence of action.Copy !req
42. With first recon
at the tip of the spear,Copy !req
43. 7,000 MarinesCopy !req
44. have just completed
the corps' longest marchCopy !req
45. since the barbary campaign
against Tripoli in 1803.Copy !req
46. Actually, some of you are riding
in the same Humvees they used.Copy !req
47. Through our use of maneuver,Copy !req
48. we have tied down many times
our number of the enemy's force,Copy !req
49. opening the doorCopy !req
50. for the army to invade
the enemy capital from the west.Copy !req
51. Sir, does this mean
it's the end of our mission?Copy !req
52. Unknown.Copy !req
53. ButCopy !req
54. the First Marine Division
is positioning itselfCopy !req
55. on the outskirts of Baghdad
for the assault, and we will be there.Copy !req
56. Rest assured,Copy !req
57. Godfather will find a mission
for this battalion.Copy !req
58. But what I want to leave you with today
is this:Copy !req
59. Colonel Dowdy did succeed this morning.Copy !req
60. He did lead his men into Al Kut.Copy !req
61. But General MattisCopy !req
62. has a long memory.Copy !req
63. He did not forgetCopy !req
64. that at critical momentsCopy !req
65. Dowdy hesitated to execute orders.Copy !req
66. And gentlemen,Copy !req
67. FerrandoCopy !req
68. has a long memory too.Copy !req
69. Gunny,Copy !req
70. that stuff about the General's memoryCopy !req
71. and Dowdy being relieved,Copy !req
72. was Godfather talking about us in there?Copy !req
73. I believe he meant, sir,
that if you don't square away Nate Fick,Copy !req
74. you'll be in his sights.Copy !req
75. Gunny,Copy !req
76. the men get those new M.R.Es?Copy !req
77. They did. They're happy.Copy !req
78. These are the new ones with milkshakes.Copy !req
79. There's strawberry,
chocolate and vanilla.Copy !req
80. Didn't you get Hasser's report
on shooting that civilian?Copy !req
81. We've got to take care
of this asscovering bullshit.Copy !req
82. It'll be good for Hasser too.Copy !req
83. He does his duty,
gets back to being a Marine.Copy !req
84. Thanks, Mike. You're a fucking nag.Copy !req
85. Hey, Walt.Copy !req
86. Feel the love.Copy !req
87. Walt,Copy !req
88. - baby.
- Just leave me the fuck alone.Copy !req
89. Finally, he speaks.Copy !req
90. I liked it better when we were starving.Copy !req
91. Then I didn't have
to see shit all over your face.Copy !req
92. Want some?Copy !req
93. Walt.Copy !req
94. Finish your report
and get it to me ASAP.Copy !req
95. You did nothing wrong.Copy !req
96. But we're gonna see if there's
a better way to stop these cars.Copy !req
97. Walt's got a great way, Lt.Copy !req
98. Shoot the driver,Copy !req
99. stop the car.Copy !req
100. Trombley.Copy !req
101. Sir, it's vital.Copy !req
102. Hasser will write his way clear,Copy !req
103. but we're fast becoming
an army of occupation.Copy !req
104. We can't just shoot these civilians
like we're doing.Copy !req
105. Marines aren't cops, Brad.
We're an aggressive force.Copy !req
106. That said, we'll see what we can do.Copy !req
107. Hey, fuck it, Walt.Copy !req
108. These haji motherfuckers
are trying to kill us.Copy !req
109. I'm for lighting up every motherfucker
that comes within 100 m.Copy !req
110. Damn, man.Copy !req
111. Didn't we kick their asses already?Copy !req
112. This is really interesting.Copy !req
113. You know, Iraqis don't really seem good
at fighting,Copy !req
114. but then they never really
completely surrender either.Copy !req
115. Put down that fucking milkshake
and dig a fucking hole.Copy !req
116. Why, so I can be more
like the teacher's pet?Copy !req
117. Yeah, that's exactly it.Copy !req
118. - You should be more like Trombley.
- More like Trombley?Copy !req
119. More like Trombley?Copy !req
120. - Whopper Jr.
- Give me the hook.Copy !req
121. Whopper Jr.Copy !req
122. Walt.Copy !req
123. Anybody find that extra pin
from the gypsy rack?Copy !req
124. No, we still missing that?Copy !req
125. That thing's gonna fucking fall off
and we're gonna lose all our water cans.Copy !req
126. Maybe take an extra off
and shove those down.Copy !req
127. Brunmeier, drink the fucking water.Copy !req
128. - How are they doing?
- Ass to mouth disease.Copy !req
129. Half the guys got the shits.Copy !req
130. - Both right now?
- Yeah, take 'em.Copy !req
131. It's a good thing this is over.Copy !req
132. Fuck!Copy !req
133. For us, anyway.Copy !req
134. Manimal just dropped a case of grenades.Copy !req
135. See?
That's why we can't have nice things.Copy !req
136. Fucking hick.Copy !req
137. - You wanted to see me, sir?
- Nate, did you hear?Copy !req
138. General Mattis shitcanned Colonel Dowdy.Copy !req
139. He took the ammo from his sidearm,
lieutenant.Copy !req
140. Colonel wasn't a team player.Copy !req
141. Godfather said
we should all play on the team.Copy !req
142. If it can happen to a full bird Colonel,Copy !req
143. it can happen to anyone.Copy !req
144. So you know, there will be
no more questioning of my orders.Copy !req
145. Respectfully, sir, I've only tried
to interpret your intentCopy !req
146. to the best of my ability.Copy !req
147. Captain, sir.Copy !req
148. Here comes the warrior on our team.Copy !req
149. Outstanding work last night
taking down that E.P.W.Copy !req
150. - Just doing my job.
- Looks like he put up quite a fight.Copy !req
151. A fight like that tells me
the company took in a highvalue asset.Copy !req
152. He did not want to surrender.Copy !req
153. You have the afteraction report?Copy !req
154. Sergeant Kocher is bringing it.Copy !req
155. While your platoon has been busy
shooting civilians at roadblocksCopy !req
156. Bravo Three
was taking in live prisoners.Copy !req
157. I heard.Copy !req
158. Good work, Dave.Copy !req
159. Anybody got any chow over there?Copy !req
160. What do you want?Copy !req
161. I'll take anything I can get
at this point.Copy !req
162. Tell Victor Three to get on the road,
we got C.A.O. checks.Copy !req
163. This'll be handy if we write
your platoon up for a commendation.Copy !req
164. Sergeant,Copy !req
165. your E.P.W. put up quite a struggle.Copy !req
166. It's a good thing your C.O. was there.Copy !req
167. If you want to believe
what was the reason for this meeting?Copy !req
168. Right.Copy !req
169. Battalion says we're moving on.Copy !req
170. That's ASAP, Lieutenant.Copy !req
171. - Lieutenant, I was about to...
- Yeah, but no.Copy !req
172. Not the right time.Copy !req
173. Trombley,Copy !req
174. why were they calling you Whopper Jr.?Copy !req
175. They were calling me that?Copy !req
176. Ray...Copy !req
177. Why were they calling him that?Copy !req
178. - Brad, we got foot mobiles.
- Hitman Two, this is Two One.Copy !req
179. We've got a bunch of foot mobiles
at 11 o'clock.Copy !req
180. do they have weapons?Copy !req
181. - Hostile intent?
- They got naked intent.Copy !req
182. Be advised,Copy !req
183. there's a minivan pulling off the road.Copy !req
184. Roger.Copy !req
185. - Be vigilant, over.
- Trombley, range the Mark-19.Copy !req
186. Bad guys could be in that van.Copy !req
187. Stand by, Hitman Two.Copy !req
188. Roger, standing by.Copy !req
189. Walt, watch your fucking sector.Copy !req
190. It looks like we caught
these guys in the act,Copy !req
191. trying to change their uniforms.Copy !req
192. Two Actual,
we ought to halt the convoy here.Copy !req
193. Roger that, Two One.Copy !req
194. They say they were robbed.Copy !req
195. Lying motherfuckers.Copy !req
196. Tell us where you hid your uniforms.Copy !req
197. Your documents.Copy !req
198. They say there were robbed
by the soldiers.Copy !req
199. They stole their clothes
and siphoned the gas from the car.Copy !req
200. Lieutenant Fick, sir!Copy !req
201. Over here!Copy !req
202. Be careful of the one on the right!Copy !req
203. He's got a horse cock like Manimal's.
You don't want to get that thing angry.Copy !req
204. Sir, we have three Arab malesCopy !req
205. naked.Copy !req
206. It appears they've been shot
execution style.Copy !req
207. H.M.C. Bryan investigating
the cause of death has determinedCopy !req
208. all three have been killedCopy !req
209. with gunshot wounds
to the back of the head.Copy !req
210. Good work, Rudy.Copy !req
211. - Team Two at your service, sir.
- Team leader of the year, Rudy Reyes.Copy !req
212. This ain't our work.Copy !req
213. Dudes are telling the truth.Copy !req
214. He says they are farmers.
One family brothers.Copy !req
215. I don't think he's lying.Copy !req
216. Command Two, this is Two One Bravo.Copy !req
217. I've got an english speaking hajiCopy !req
218. in this minivan
waving around his wife beater.Copy !req
219. Says they got jacked
by some Iraqi soldiers.Copy !req
220. Americans, you win battle,
beat Saddam's army.Copy !req
221. Now his army beat us. What you do?Copy !req
222. They rob us.Copy !req
223. What do you do?Copy !req
224. Listen,Copy !req
225. this is something
you're gonna have to...Copy !req
226. You have to take it up with the U.N.Copy !req
227. Okay?Copy !req
228. JustCopy !req
229. stay back from the road.Copy !req
230. And you don't have to wave
your T-shirts around anymore, all right?Copy !req
231. Here.Copy !req
232. Found a haji helmet.Copy !req
233. Fits good.Copy !req
234. How do I look?Copy !req
235. Like a target.Copy !req
236. It's better than nothing.Copy !req
237. What we did,
running and gunning through those towns,Copy !req
238. the good stuff and the bad
was all part of the plan.Copy !req
239. Of all the Marines in the 1st division,
the General selected usCopy !req
240. to be the instrument
of long range strategy.Copy !req
241. We led the feint to Al Kut.Copy !req
242. We tied down two Iraqi divisions,Copy !req
243. saved untold numbers of U.S. soldiers.Copy !req
244. You should be proud.Copy !req
245. Why didn't we go into Al Kut?Copy !req
246. Gabe, the General's plan
wasn't about taking the city.Copy !req
247. It was about making the Iraqis think
we were gonna take it.Copy !req
248. To be clear,Copy !req
249. the Commander's intent
was never to take it.Copy !req
250. The focus has always been Baghdad.Copy !req
251. This sucks, man.Copy !req
252. We did all this shit
because we took a wrong turn?Copy !req
253. - Gabe, that's not what I'm saying.
- You got something better to do?Copy !req
254. What the fuck is in your hand?Copy !req
255. It's my new helmet, sir.Copy !req
256. It's a haji gear I painted Marine camo.Copy !req
257. I lost my kevlar in the run
to the airfield, remember?Copy !req
258. Sergeant Major Sixta
made me ditch the bike helmet.Copy !req
259. Brad?Copy !req
260. How's your teams combat effectiveness?Copy !req
261. Well, we got Person's allergies,Copy !req
262. but none of my teams got the shits.Copy !req
263. Leon and Lilley both have it, butCopy !req
264. they're still doing their job, sir.Copy !req
265. Team Two is out.Copy !req
266. Three is almost as bad.Copy !req
267. Looks like we'll be nursing
this platoon all the way into Baghdad.Copy !req
268. My money is we won't be
in the assault to Baghdad.Copy !req
269. You don't use Humvees
to attack an urban center.Copy !req
270. You don't use Humvees to strong point
a city either, but we did.Copy !req
271. Maybe they'll hook us up, sir,Copy !req
272. let us guard some of Saddam's money
in one of those palaces.Copy !req
273. I don't know.Copy !req
274. I just hope we get to fuck up
some more shit before the war ends.Copy !req
275. They need to send our asses to Baghdad.Copy !req
276. Reyes, how many guys
are sick on your team?Copy !req
277. I have three men down, warrior healer.Copy !req
278. That makes 14 in the platoon.Copy !req
279. Are you throwing up?Copy !req
280. Wake up, Budweiser.Copy !req
281. Brunmeier, come on. Wake the fuck up.Copy !req
282. I got the shits, doc.Copy !req
283. - I can't.
- Drink some water, you fucking asshole.Copy !req
284. What's this about a T72 tank
on his side of the perimeter?Copy !req
285. - It's fucking blown, Gunny.
- Reyes.Copy !req
286. Aye, Gunnery Sergeant.Copy !req
287. What kind of team leader are you,Copy !req
288. not checking out an enemy tank
on your perimeter?Copy !req
289. Roger that, Gunny.Copy !req
290. Being I'm the only man on my team
not down with the shitsCopy !req
291. I will take out a patrol.Copy !req
292. No, you put the hammer to your team.
Like Godfather says,Copy !req
293. malingering spreads like a yeast
infection unless you nip it in the bud.Copy !req
294. These men can't walk.Copy !req
295. Has our Lieutenant approved this order?Copy !req
296. He has.Copy !req
297. If the men are ill,
then you should go with them, corpsman.Copy !req
298. I love this guy.Copy !req
299. And you'd better watch it, doc.Copy !req
300. Team Three will take it.Copy !req
301. Your men are sicker.Copy !req
302. Doesn't even have a turret.Copy !req
303. Fucking cocksucker sends us
into a fucking swampCopy !req
304. to check this weak shit out.Copy !req
305. What the hell was that?Copy !req
306. I shit my pants.Copy !req
307. How are you showing yourself
as team leader tonight?Copy !req
308. Tonight?Copy !req
309. Rudy.Copy !req
310. - Yes, sir.
- Where the hell is Lovell's team?Copy !req
311. They're out there.Copy !req
312. - They're inspecting the T72.
- A tank? Where?Copy !req
313. In the swamp.Copy !req
314. They blown out one.Copy !req
315. Gunnery Sergeant Griego
informed us that you...Copy !req
316. They're covering your ass, Nate.Copy !req
317. What the fuck is going on here?Copy !req
318. How would it look if that tank
was operational?Copy !req
319. I'll tell you what it looks like
right now.Copy !req
320. It resembles an incompetent moron
climbing up the assholeCopy !req
321. of his company commander
by inventing a bullshit mission.Copy !req
322. Did you seek my authority
before tasking my platoon with this?Copy !req
323. I did.Copy !req
324. I woke you 40 mikes ago
to affirm the order.Copy !req
325. You woke me?Copy !req
326. I hadn't been to sleep in 36 hours.Copy !req
327. I have no recollection whatsoever
of you waking me.Copy !req
328. I thought I was dreaming.Copy !req
329. Get the fuck out of here.Copy !req
330. And do not ever again
mess with my platoon.Copy !req
331. I was just trying to cover you.Copy !req
332. You know you're suspect with battalion.Copy !req
333. Fuck that.Copy !req
334. You can fuck with me
all you want but do not,Copy !req
335. I repeat, do not fuck with my men.Copy !req
336. I'm putting it down, Gunny.Copy !req
337. You picking it up?Copy !req
338. Stiney, that's my front yard
you just puked on there.Copy !req
339. Sorry.Copy !req
340. Clumps of them in 10s and 20s.Copy !req
341. They're coming from as far as I can see.Copy !req
342. Quite a party you got going, Damon.Copy !req
343. They started showing up at 00 dark 30.Copy !req
344. The plan is for my platoon
to escort these folks through our linesCopy !req
345. to the southern checkpoint.Copy !req
346. Need you to let them through
in blocks of 40.Copy !req
347. Sir, if I may ask,
why not send them back to Al Kut?Copy !req
348. - The fighting's over there.
- These people aren't from Al Kut.Copy !req
349. They say they're from Baghdad.Copy !req
350. They walked over 100 miles?Copy !req
351. Look,Copy !req
352. we don't know who anyone is.Copy !req
353. Could be a suicide bomber among us,
so stay frosty.Copy !req
354. Keep your vehicles at a walking paceCopy !req
355. and this is important keep
a good distance from these people.Copy !req
356. Roger.Copy !req
357. White boys on my team
celebrating the end of our war, sir.Copy !req
358. 35, 40 at a clip.Copy !req
359. Keep the families together.Copy !req
360. Roger.Copy !req
361. Smith, bring them through
in groups of 35.Copy !req
362. Keep the families together.Copy !req
363. Slow walk them.Copy !req
364. Stay hard.Copy !req
365. Slow walk them. Slow walking them.Copy !req
366. This is Hitman Actual.Copy !req
367. Keep your eyes open. Watch their hands.Copy !req
368. Some of them might be armed.Copy !req
369. Kid, nice jacket.Copy !req
370. Espera.Copy !req
371. Espera!Copy !req
372. Take this group.Copy !req
373. - Salâmu 'alaykum.
- Salâmu 'alaykum.Copy !req
374. Salâmu 'alaykum.Copy !req
375. Keep your fucking distance from them.Copy !req
376. Lilley, why don't you take up the rear?Copy !req
377. Garza, come up here to the front.Copy !req
378. All right?Copy !req
379. - Let's roll.
- Bravo, this is Two Two.Copy !req
380. Don't point weapons at these people,
but keep your guns up.Copy !req
381. Hitman Two Three, Hitman Two Two.
Roger, copy that.Copy !req
382. All right, we've got
the left side on this one.Copy !req
383. Two Two, keep an eye on that group
coming past your Humvee.Copy !req
384. Where's my Trombley?Copy !req
385. Get these people some water.Copy !req
386. Not the ass water. Get the bottled.Copy !req
387. Two Two, keep that group tight.
Keep a good pace.Copy !req
388. Carry that, miss? I got it.Copy !req
389. Yo, break out some M.R.Es.Copy !req
390. Like my nigga Tupac said,
"it's hard times, man. "Copy !req
391. Yeah.Copy !req
392. Make me wanna holler.Copy !req
393. Word.Copy !req
394. What are these?Copy !req
395. - Sure.
- Water! Water!Copy !req
396. Pass them around.Copy !req
397. - Water!
- Water water, me me!Copy !req
398. Keep moving.Copy !req
399. Easy, easy, easy.Copy !req
400. Thank you, soldier.Copy !req
401. Thank you for letting me pass
on my own road in my own country.Copy !req
402. - Excuse me, ma'am?
- Why are you Americans here?Copy !req
403. We want to help you, ma'am.Copy !req
404. You know, I come from Baghdad.Copy !req
405. It is a beautiful city
and you are bombing it.Copy !req
406. This is to make my life better?Copy !req
407. Brad, we don't have
to take this kind of guff.Copy !req
408. I mean, we're liberating
these ungrateful bitches.Copy !req
409. You know,
this is a very beautiful country.Copy !req
410. And our president is very stupid.Copy !req
411. Maybe you are here for liberation,
I don't know.Copy !req
412. But because of oil,
it feels like war of aggression.Copy !req
413. Ma'am, I think you got
a really good point.Copy !req
414. No, I really do.Copy !req
415. Really.Copy !req
416. So much for death before dishonor.Copy !req
417. Damn, devil dog,
for a piece of ass like that,Copy !req
418. I'd sell your sister to Uday and Qusay.Copy !req
419. Hitman Two Three, this is Hitman Two.Copy !req
420. Go on. Go.Copy !req
421. Don't give that thing to me.Copy !req
422. Yeah, I understand. Ma'am, I understand.Copy !req
423. Here you go.Copy !req
424. Are you happy now?Copy !req
425. Man, like this I grow up.Copy !req
426. Come on.Copy !req
427. Here you go.Copy !req
428. Mikey, give us a hand.Copy !req
429. It's okay. Come on.Copy !req
430. I got you.Copy !req
431. Here we go.Copy !req
432. Easy, easy, easy.Copy !req
433. - In you go.
- That's enough.Copy !req
434. No more. Truck's full.Copy !req
435. All right, now.Copy !req
436. We just turned this combat team
into a hay ride.Copy !req
437. Thanks.Copy !req
438. Obrigado.Copy !req
439. Got to keep them cool.Copy !req
440. Doesn't matter what we do here.
Quarter of these babies are gonna die.Copy !req
441. You all right, Nathan?Copy !req
442. Yah, Gunny.Copy !req
443. I'm good.Copy !req
444. We're helping people.Copy !req
445. This humanitarian stuff,Copy !req
446. we get lost in it,
we're not combat effective.Copy !req
447. This is our future here.Copy !req
448. Lieutenant, sir!Copy !req
449. Godfather's on the radio for you.
Battalion wants us Oscar Mike.Copy !req
450. Yeah, man. On it, thanks.Copy !req
451. Don't bravo it. Use the smoke first.Copy !req
452. What the fuck? Shit!Copy !req
453. His fucking head exploded!Copy !req
454. Guarantee he ain't getting up.Copy !req
455. At least we gave him a happy meal
before he died. No wait, check that.Copy !req
456. Before we hit him in the head
with a fucking 40 Mike-Mike.Copy !req
457. God damn!Copy !req
458. How'd the fuck the hajis kill an M1A1?Copy !req
459. Not a mobility kill.Copy !req
460. Both tracks look okay.Copy !req
461. Think the Marines in there got out?Copy !req
462. If not,
they died fighting a legit enemy.Copy !req
463. Jesus, dude. That was first marines.Copy !req
464. They've got to be from oceanside.Copy !req
465. Hitman Two One, this is Hitman Two.Copy !req
466. The E.C.P. from the division camp
is in GridCopy !req
467. Papa Quebec 278394.Copy !req
468. Over.Copy !req
469. Roger,Copy !req
470. I copy. Grid Papa QuebecCopy !req
471. 278394, over.Copy !req
472. Hitman Two out.Copy !req
473. Hey, those are dogs we ought to shoot.Copy !req
474. If I felt we could spare the ammo,
I'd give you the order.Copy !req
475. Oh, fuck, man.Copy !req
476. Do not run that over, Ray.Copy !req
477. Jesus.Copy !req
478. You just can't fucking win.Copy !req
479. Man,Copy !req
480. they're prepping Baghdad hard.Copy !req
481. And we're in a fucking pog camp.Copy !req
482. It's over for us.Copy !req
483. We won't be part of the show in Baghdad.Copy !req
484. Yup.Copy !req
485. This wasn't what we trained for.Copy !req
486. I just wanted to get oneCopy !req
487. real recon mission in this war.Copy !req
488. You know?Copy !req
489. Putting us in theseCopy !req
490. is an affront to my warrior spirit.Copy !req
491. I'm a hunter,Copy !req
492. not a fucking truck driver
corralling gun platforms.Copy !req
493. Brad, we were the fucking first boots
on the groundCopy !req
494. in the American invasion
of Mesopotamia.Copy !req
495. And you got your men out alive.Copy !req
496. Might be sad about not getting
your mission but for me,Copy !req
497. I got to tell you,
I'm glad this is over.Copy !req
498. One other thing,Copy !req
499. no more cat holes.Copy !req
500. This fucking pog camp
we're in has a legit slittrench latrine.Copy !req
501. Really.Copy !req
502. That's my recon mission then.Copy !req
503. Hitman.Copy !req
504. Hitman Two Three,
this is Hitman Two Two...Copy !req
505. Over.Copy !req
506. Manimal, you're no longer allowed
to touch the handset again. Over.Copy !req
507. I put my babies down.Copy !req
508. Think I'm gonna get some shuteye.Copy !req
509. I want you to know
you've done good, Tony.Copy !req
510. You earned a lot of reputation
in the recon community as my A.T.L.Copy !req
511. You've always had my six.Copy !req
512. I just want you to know
I really appreciate that.Copy !req
513. And it's been...Copy !req
514. Do you realizeCopy !req
515. the shit that we've done here,Copy !req
516. the people we've killed?Copy !req
517. Back in the civilian world, dawg,Copy !req
518. if we did this,Copy !req
519. we would go to prison.Copy !req
520. Poke,
you're thinking like a mexican again.Copy !req
521. Think like a white man.Copy !req
522. Over there, they'll beCopy !req
523. laying on the medals for what we did.Copy !req
524. What's with you, dawg?Copy !req
525. I'm tweaking, bro.Copy !req
526. Don't feel right unless I'm strapped.Copy !req
527. I'm gonna go pull guard duty.Copy !req
528. Sir.Copy !req
529. Sergeant,Copy !req
530. they're speaking pretty highly
of First Recon at division headquarters.Copy !req
531. The General thinks
we're slaying dragons.Copy !req
532. I'm pleased to hear that, sir.Copy !req
533. But between you and me,Copy !req
534. it's bullshit.Copy !req
535. You men need another mission.Copy !req
536. Tanks are gonna lead the way
into Baghdad,Copy !req
537. but we want to get in the game too.Copy !req
538. Yes, sir.Copy !req
539. Be advised, Brad:Copy !req
540. stay frosty.Copy !req
541. - I got her right in front of me!
- Show me those titties!Copy !req
542. Come on, baby! I got 15 large!
Give me one ass cheek!Copy !req
543. - A liberated bitch.
- I'm gonna hit that shit.Copy !req
544. Wearing your desert goggles.
That ain't nothing but aCopy !req
545. piece of nappy haired Whiskey Tango.Copy !req
546. He's right, man. You ain't hittin' shit.
W.M. like that?Copy !req
547. No, she be wearing kevlar panties nailed
on top of a concertina wire bush.Copy !req
548. Yeah, well, I'm gonna do a recon there.Copy !req
549. I'm gonna make a path
for all you motherfuckers.Copy !req
550. Shit, man, can you imagine
the stank on that cunt?Copy !req
551. That is exactly why I'm going!Copy !req
552. Sir, I'm gonna go down on herCopy !req
553. like she got all of Saddam's W.M. DsCopy !req
554. just buried right between her legs.Copy !req
555. - You better dig deep.
- Oh, Yeah, baby!Copy !req
556. Hit that gas, come on!Copy !req
557. Give it a little tap! Pat it, pat it!Copy !req
558. It's not that bad over here.
Don't kill yourself like that.Copy !req
559. Shit, go get it, baby.
Get some for old J.C.Copy !req
560. - Oh, shit. Heads up.
- Oh, shit, smash!Copy !req
561. Belays that, Devil Dog!Copy !req
562. You's a squealin'Copy !req
563. like a bunch of butt-fucked
Vassar bitches!Copy !req
564. Unfuck yourselvesCopy !req
565. or we gonna suffer the spectacle
of a W.M.Copy !req
566. with a bunch of horny Devil Dogs
trailin' their stern.Copy !req
567. Get yourselves squared up here.Copy !req
568. Corporal,Copy !req
569. you're inappropriatin' your
chemical filtration device by attemptin'Copy !req
570. fornication wit' it!Copy !req
571. Jesus, do I have to tell you not
to desecrate your mask with perversions?Copy !req
572. Where the fuck are your helmets?Copy !req
573. Fuckin' Sixta.Copy !req
574. No sooner do we stop getting shot at,Copy !req
575. the motherfucker is out here lifing usCopy !req
576. in his illiterate fucking retardese.Copy !req
577. People think they have the authority
to kill the minority, man.Copy !req
578. Fuck the police.Copy !req
579. - Holy shit!
- What the fuck?Copy !req
580. What the fuck? Get some!Copy !req
581. Fuckin' Brad.Copy !req
582. Yeah! Hell, yeah.Copy !req
583. It don't get no better than that.Copy !req
584. Man over all stations, be advised:
Sergeant Colbert is...Copy !req
585. wings level.Copy !req
586. Can somebody clear him hot?Copy !req
587. What, did you give him some
Rolling Stone drugs or something?Copy !req
588. No.Copy !req
589. What the fuck did you do to him?Copy !req
590. Asked him what he would be
if he wasn't Marine.Copy !req
591. Oh my god, he wants to be a ballerina?Copy !req
592. That's my fuckin' dream.Copy !req
593. What the fuck?Copy !req
594. You fucking rock.Copy !req
595. Better now.Copy !req
596. Ray, I want you to gather the team.Copy !req
597. All right.Copy !req
598. Drop your pots, gents.Copy !req
599. Sergeant Colbert's giving you a pass.Copy !req
600. There's something
I've been keeping from you.Copy !req
601. I wasn't sure we were gonna live
to share this moment.Copy !req
602. Fuck yeah!Copy !req
603. - Chef Boyardee, the master!
- To celebrate.Copy !req
604. - Here, hurry up!
- Trombley, get a fire going.Copy !req
605. Walt, here.Copy !req
606. You deceiving, conniving,Copy !req
607. hebrew motherfucker.Copy !req
608. How were you gonna keep
this from your dearest pal Rayray?Copy !req
609. I got one more secret to share.Copy !req
610. - Juggs!
- No no! Wait! Not yet.Copy !req
611. I need some I need some time
with this alone.Copy !req
612. - Come on. Just give me one.
- Just calm down.Copy !req
613. You'll get your sloppy
seconds with Jasmine.Copy !req
614. You gotta share with Trombley.Copy !req
615. What? He'll kill her!Copy !req
616. Eat, fuck, kill all the same, right?Copy !req
617. Yeah! All the same
if you're a fucking psycho.Copy !req
618. - I'm telling you, I fear for Jasmine.
- Speaking of which,Copy !req
619. one of you guys
still has my girlfriend's picture.Copy !req
620. Dude,Copy !req
621. I hate to tell you this, but your
girlfriend's is a kind of a whore.Copy !req
622. What?Copy !req
623. Yeah, last time I saw her,
she was doing all of H&S company.Copy !req
624. She doesn't deserve you, man.Copy !req
625. Brah, civilian food
gives me the munchies!Copy !req
626. - Lilley.
- Thanks, Brad.Copy !req
627. Arbe are faroni?Copy !req
628. What's your problem?Copy !req
629. Last time the white man gave
my people something,Copy !req
630. it was blankets laced with typhoid.Copy !req
631. Poke, can't we all just...Copy !req
632. get along?Copy !req
633. Whopper Jr.,Copy !req
634. you got any tabasco to go with this?Copy !req
635. Okay, there it is.Copy !req
636. You did just call him Whopper Jr.Copy !req
637. Now what the hell is that about?Copy !req
638. We call our man Whopper Jr.
because they're sold at Burger King.Copy !req
639. Burger King.Copy !req
640. Right. B.K.Copy !req
641. "Baby killer. "Copy !req
642. Trombley's our little Whopper Jr.
ever since he shot those shepherds.Copy !req
643. Damn, Brad,
what else you got hidden in the Humvee?Copy !req
644. A fat chick?Copy !req
645. Shoot some civilians,Copy !req
646. you get a reputation. Right?Copy !req
647. Walt.Copy !req
648. He didn't mean that.Copy !req
649. Walt.Copy !req
650. You're a fuckin' messed up hick.
You can't even eat ravioli.Copy !req
651. I'm eating ravioli.Copy !req
652. Look at him!Copy !req
653. Gents, the final battle against
Saddam's military began this morningCopy !req
654. when R.C.T-5 crossed the Diyala river.Copy !req
655. The final assault of Baghdad
is under way.Copy !req
656. Now,Copy !req
657. some of you may have surmisedCopy !req
658. that this is not a game
for marines in open Humvees,Copy !req
659. that while this great battle
is being fought,Copy !req
660. you'd be sitting in a field
holding your dicks.Copy !req
661. Or if you're in h&s company,
holding our dicks.Copy !req
662. This is a problem that's been
gnawing at Godfather since Al Kut.Copy !req
663. And the solution was right
in front of me the whole time.Copy !req
664. Gentlemen,Copy !req
665. the northern flank.Copy !req
666. Above Baghdad, we assumeCopy !req
667. a significant Republican guard presence,Copy !req
668. especially since it's this region that's
the home to the Sunnis and Ba'athists.Copy !req
669. Now it turns out this had been weighing
on the C.G.'s mindCopy !req
670. when I went to meet with him last night.Copy !req
671. Chaos has committed all three regiments
to the assault from the east here.Copy !req
672. There's a town called BaqubahCopy !req
673. about 50 kliks north of the cityCopy !req
674. where an iraqi mechanized
Republican guard divisionCopy !req
675. is unaccounted for.Copy !req
676. Okay? Now this leaves
Chaos's northern flankCopy !req
677. as tender as the virgin's thigh.Copy !req
678. Until I met with him,Copy !req
679. the C.G. thought his only option was
to peel off a mechanized battalion.Copy !req
680. As a good officer should,Copy !req
681. I gave him another option.Copy !req
682. Gentlemen, we are going to Baqubah.Copy !req
683. Expect morning orders within 30 mikes.Copy !req
684. Sir, there's a situation.Copy !req
685. Despite our best efforts,
they came up on our comms this morning.Copy !req
686. They know where we are and they're less
than two kliks from our perimeter.Copy !req
687. Sir, we could give them
a tangential mission,Copy !req
688. maybe task them with guarding H&S?Copy !req
689. Major, we can't unfuck this one.Copy !req
690. Gentlemen, one other thing:Copy !req
691. Delta company will be with us.Copy !req
692. The reservists have arrived.Copy !req
693. All right, that's it.Copy !req
694. Lt, what's the date today?Copy !req
695. Copy that, Two Two. Solid copy.Copy !req
696. Yo, Dirty,Copy !req
697. you got a donkey dick?Copy !req
698. Radiator?Copy !req
699. Yeah, wait a minute, Ray.Copy !req
700. What the fuck are you doing?Copy !req
701. Writing in my journal.Copy !req
702. About all this shit?Copy !req
703. What, about you're
singlehandedly winning this war?Copy !req
704. That's the type of shit
that Cody puts in his little diary.Copy !req
705. Look, if they say
we fought valiantly here,Copy !req
706. I want 'em to know we fought retarded.Copy !req
707. Yeah, 'cause going into towns,Copy !req
708. storming an airfield
with no observation.Copy !req
709. I work for Captain America.
You got fick at least.Copy !req
710. I've been telling you, Eric,
it don't have to be that way.Copy !req
711. One bullet in the head,
our whole platoon is squared away.Copy !req
712. Just stow that fuckin' shit.Copy !req
713. You had your chances like everybody else
and you haven't done it, so fuck you.Copy !req
714. Here comes dumb-ass.Copy !req
715. Well, guys, it's been groovy.Copy !req
716. Good work, men.Copy !req
717. Yes, sir.Copy !req
718. Good.Copy !req
719. Good work.Copy !req
720. Each man sees things
differently in combat.Copy !req
721. Right now at any time, we could die.Copy !req
722. It's almost enough
to make you lose your sanity.Copy !req
723. To remain calm and stay in a place
where you think you will die,Copy !req
724. that too is the definition of insane.Copy !req
725. Nate, you have to become insaneCopy !req
726. to survive in combat.Copy !req
727. Yeah.Copy !req
728. This is how it comes down to us.Copy !req
729. We're on point for the battalion,Copy !req
730. but first we're linking up with war pig.Copy !req
731. We're gonna be rolling
with some real ass the fuckin' L.A. Vs.Copy !req
732. And good newsbad news,Copy !req
733. They're giving us the L.A. Vs because
they're sending us north of Baghdad,Copy !req
734. where all Saddam's people are from.Copy !req
735. And they don't love us up there
like they do down south.Copy !req
736. - So fuck 'em where they live.
- Damn right.Copy !req
737. We'll be surrounded by friendlies
until here...Copy !req
738. the magic line.Copy !req
739. No american unit
has gone past this line.Copy !req
740. A couple tried yesterday
and got ambushed.Copy !req
741. This...Copy !req
742. is badguy country.Copy !req
743. All I right, gents, we got 30 mikes.Copy !req
744. Somebody's got to win this.Copy !req
745. What the fuck are you all moto about?Copy !req
746. Jumpin' jehoshaphat.Copy !req
747. Are we that desperate for cannon fodder
that they're clearing out the sick,Copy !req
748. - the lame, the crazy?
- Look at you boys?Copy !req
749. At what's up with these guys?Copy !req
750. - What's up, Dawg?
- Look at these guys.Copy !req
751. - How the fuck did you find us?
- I came upCopy !req
752. with Delta.Copy !req
753. Shit, the fuckin' reservists, dude?Copy !req
754. Brad, you're not gonna believe it.
It has been madness since day one.Copy !req
755. What happened to your
cushy liaison gig at Al Jabar?Copy !req
756. Yeah, rockin' the fucking side pipe
with them air force hotties.Copy !req
757. Fuck that, I ain't had a war
since Somalia I had to get some.Copy !req
758. But I seriously would not have jumped
ship if it meant rolling with Delta.Copy !req
759. What?Copy !req
760. - Clusterfuck?
- They're off the hook.Copy !req
761. Dude, they don't got any gear or food.Copy !req
762. They were pulling escort duty
just to eat.Copy !req
763. And then they got to rollin'
into these hamlets and doing these showsCopy !req
764. of force you know, cowboy shit for fun.
Like this one time, I swear to god,Copy !req
765. they thought it'd be funny to give
these little kids, like, porn magsCopy !req
766. like Hustler and Maxim and shit,Copy !req
767. show the little hajis
what we're fighting for.Copy !req
768. This old Iraqi comes storming out,Copy !req
769. starts screaming at our interpreter
about how we're fucking up their moralsCopy !req
770. or some dumb shit, right?Copy !req
771. And he's super fucking pissed.
The old man's got an R.P.G.Copy !req
772. What?Copy !req
773. Delta fuckin' freaks.
They lob like 26 mark-19 rounds.Copy !req
774. They fuck up the whole hamlet.Copy !req
775. - Fuck.
- Bull-fucking-shit.Copy !req
776. Ollie North filmed
the whole fucking thing.Copy !req
777. The Oliver North?Copy !req
778. Oliver fuckin' North was standing there
with a camera crew from FoxCopy !req
779. filming the whole thing like it was
the turning point in the fucking war.Copy !req
780. These delta fucks are like L.A.P.D. copsCopy !req
781. and D.E.A. agents
and fucking air marshals.Copy !req
782. You know what I mean?Copy !req
783. And they're led by this Napoleon douche
who is like a CorporalCopy !req
784. or some shit in Albuquerque P.D.
I swear to god,Copy !req
785. this motherfucker has got cattle hornsCopy !req
786. - on his Humvee.
- This is so colossally retarded,Copy !req
787. - I can't even say anything about it.
- Godfather knows.Copy !req
788. He's been ducking us on the comms
for the past couple weeks.Copy !req
789. But they're here now, brad,Copy !req
790. and they're rolling with you.Copy !req
791. No fuckin' way.
We're working with reservists?Copy !req
792. That's some bullshit.Copy !req
793. Look at this motherfucker.Copy !req
794. Check it out. If I'm lying, I'm dying.Copy !req
795. That's a real marine.Copy !req
796. Fick!Copy !req
797. We're out of our M.O.P.P.S.Copy !req
798. - Right now.
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
799. You can actually see it
rolling downhill.Copy !req
800. Yep,Copy !req
801. here it comes.Copy !req
802. Change in S.O.P.Copy !req
803. Out of our M.O.P.P. suits. You've 5 min
to get right, then we're red-con one.Copy !req
804. - We're back in cammies!
- So fresh and so clean.Copy !req
805. Fuck, I don't have bootpants.Copy !req
806. My balls smell like Jack's mouth.Copy !req
807. How do you know
what his mouth smells like?Copy !req
808. 'cause my balls were in it.Copy !req
809. What the fuck do they do
over there, man?Copy !req
810. No, really, if we're not
in our M.O.P.P. suits,Copy !req
811. that means there's no W.M. DsCopy !req
812. If there's no W.M.D.S,
then why are we here in the first place?Copy !req
813. I knew you were a fucking
gay-ass liberal.Copy !req
814. You tried to pretend
by invading iraq with us, but I knew.Copy !req
815. I'm serious, Ray. Isn't that
the whole point of us being here?Copy !req
816. The point is we get to
kill people, you dumb fuck.Copy !req
817. What's the difference anyway, man?Copy !req
818. I mean,Copy !req
819. the war's almost over.Copy !req
820. We're just about done with this bitch.Copy !req
821. Shit, man, they're taking everything.Copy !req
822. Yeah,Copy !req
823. they're pretty much liberated
around here.Copy !req
824. Ray, stay focused.Copy !req
825. - We have a mission.
- Yeah, some mission...Copy !req
826. "cross the magic line. "Copy !req
827. What the fuck can that be all about?Copy !req
828. That's us. War pig, then recon.Copy !req
829. The line is on 34 northern.Copy !req
830. On the other side? The Iraqis.Copy !req
831. And they're mechanized.Copy !req
832. Focus, Ray.Copy !req
833. Focus.Copy !req
834. Watch for mines, Ray.Copy !req
835. Remember, this is bad-guy country.Copy !req
836. Reporter, do you know
what you're supposed to doCopy !req
837. if the Humvee gets hit by a mine?
You're supposed to curl up like a bitch.Copy !req
838. - Trombley, make nice.
- You know how to curl up like a bitch,Copy !req
839. don't you, reporter?Copy !req
840. What is believed to bethe final assault
on the city's defenders.Copy !req
841. And now for cricket...Copy !req
842. BBC says they're puttin' whoop-ass
on Baghdad.Copy !req
843. And we're out here
in the fucking sticks.Copy !req
844. Man, turn that shit off.Copy !req
845. disappointing results, "but,"
he said, "there's always a next time. "Copy !req
846. We're out here under the radar
where nobody knows we're here.Copy !req
847. Hopefully,Copy !req
848. it'll fuckin' stay that way.Copy !req
849. Once more into the great good night.Copy !req
850. "Cry havocCopy !req
851. "and let slip the dogs of war. "Copy !req
852. Man,Copy !req
853. when I get home, I am gonna eat
the fuck out of my girlfriend's pussy.Copy !req
854. Is that Shakespeare?Copy !req
855. Shakespeare wrote that?Copy !req
856. About his girlfriend's pussy?Copy !req
857. Godfather, Godfather.Copy !req
858. I take it the L.A. Vs in front of us
just crossedthe magic line.Copy !req
859. The L.A. Vs report enemy contact
on both sides of the road.Copy !req
860. Rockets, mortars and machine guns.Copy !req
861. Hitman, Hitman, small arms fire
to our three o'clock, 2-5-0 meters out.Copy !req
862. I have no targets.Copy !req
863. No targets.Copy !req
864. Walt, what are you shooting at?Copy !req
865. I got muzzle flashes behind those walls.Copy !req
866. Hold on, buddy!
That's a fuckin'village over there.Copy !req
867. - I see fuckin' fire coming in.
- Not from the houses!Copy !req
868. There are people in that village.Copy !req
869. - All Hitman Two...
- They ain't shooting at us.Copy !req
870. one-six north on route green. Break.Copy !req
871. They've made contact
with a squad-sized force. Over.Copy !req
872. Roger.Copy !req
873. - Halt the vehicle.
- All right.Copy !req
874. L.A. Vs have stopped.Copy !req
875. Enemy! Enemy, both sides! Break!Copy !req
876. My God. Is he crying?Copy !req
877. No, he's not.Copy !req
878. He's just nervous.Copy !req
879. We're gonna die
if they don't get us out of here!Copy !req
880. They sent us to die!Copy !req
881. Okay, fuck it. He's crying.Copy !req
882. All Hitman Victors, this is Hitman Two.Copy !req
883. Be advised, the L.A. Vs are egressing
to the south. Break.Copy !req
884. We pull back into a defensive position
and dropping mortars. Over.Copy !req
885. That's a solid copy.Copy !req
886. Trombley, the L.A. Vs
will be coming up on our left.Copy !req
887. Do not engage.Copy !req
888. If you do, they'll schwack us.Copy !req
889. Jesus Christ.Copy !req
890. Tracers skipping around us.Copy !req
891. That's our own guys,
shooting down the axis of our convoy.Copy !req
892. All Hitman Two Victors,
hold your fire...Copy !req
893. Fucking reservists.Copy !req
894. Hold, Delta. Over.Copy !req
895. Is that the reservists firing
on the ville?Copy !req
896. - Walt!
- It's Delta.Copy !req
897. They're laying down F.P.F.
on the village.Copy !req
898. - It's all fucked up.
- Get those guys on the net.Copy !req
899. Man, they got passed down.
We have no comms with Delta.Copy !req
900. I don't know, maybe the fucking retards
will just run out of ammo.Copy !req
901. God damn,
this is gonna be a long night.Copy !req
902. This is Assassin One. We are set.Copy !req
903. Assassin One, this is Assassin Two...Copy !req
904. Assassin One Two,
this is Assassin One Three,Copy !req
905. we have local enemy entrenched
400 meters to the north. Break.Copy !req
906. Possible enemy mortar position.Copy !req
907. - North 1,000 meters. Interrogative.
- Stay in line!Copy !req
908. Are you in the position to observe
and persecute the target?Copy !req
909. Assassin One Three,
this is Assassin One Two.Copy !req
910. We are static.Copy !req
911. Stand by while I roll
the Godfather back.Copy !req
912. Assassin One Two out. Break break.Copy !req
913. They all got blankets on
to hide their heat signatures,Copy !req
914. right, Sergeant Colbert?Copy !req
915. A week ago, they didn't know
we could see their thermals at night.Copy !req
916. Now they're adapting.Copy !req
917. Didn't work for that guy.Copy !req
918. - Get down!
- No!Copy !req
919. Cease fire!Copy !req
920. Cease fucking fire, Sergeant!Copy !req
921. Sergeant!Copy !req
922. - Cease fire, motherfucker!
- Cease fire!Copy !req
923. Cease fire now!Copy !req
924. Cease fucking fire!Copy !req
925. Sergeant! What the fuck?Copy !req
926. My staff Sergeant told me
to engage all movement.Copy !req
927. What are you doing?
You dumb motherfucker,Copy !req
928. you realize you're shooting at Marines?Copy !req
929. I saw an Iraqi helmet.Copy !req
930. I got this, Corporal.Copy !req
931. Fuck.Copy !req
932. Two Actual, this is Two One.Copy !req
933. Who the fuck is shooting at us?Copy !req
934. Fuckin' L.A.P.D. cops from Delta!Copy !req
935. They fucking love shooting Mexicans.Copy !req
936. It was Alpha, Gabe.Copy !req
937. Alpha.Copy !req
938. Mistakes happen.Copy !req
939. Two One Actual, what's your status?Copy !req
940. Everyone likes to shoot Mexicans,
even Mexicans.Copy !req
941. Hitman Two, this is Two One.Copy !req
942. This is accurate mortar fire.
Request permission to egress.Copy !req
943. Negative.
Our orders are to hold our position.Copy !req
944. We're blocking for Alpha. Over.Copy !req
945. - There's a fuckin' braindead idea.
- That's a hold.Copy !req
946. We're covering Alpha's assault.Copy !req
947. Brad.Copy !req
948. Check out the retard
cas-evacing lamb chops.Copy !req
949. Man, that's fucking intense
when you think about it, homes.Copy !req
950. Here's this poor farmer
who's out there...Copy !req
951. Shut the fuck up.Copy !req
952. Fucking fish in a barrel.Copy !req
953. Same motherfuckers
who tried to smoke your ass.Copy !req
954. the most dramatic pictures
are showingCopy !req
955. American Marines in Baghdad city centerCopy !req
956. pulling down a giant statue
of Saddam Hussein.Copy !req
957. Fighting seems to have come to an end...Copy !req
958. - Turn that shit off.
- All right, fine.Copy !req
959. Apparently, these motherfuckers
up here don't listen to the BBC.Copy !req
960. No talking, no radio. Jeez, Brad.Copy !req
961. Grab the mag.Copy !req
962. - How about this guy over here?
- No, man, over here, J.J.Copy !req
963. - Bobby, use my camera too, man.
- Damn!Copy !req
964. - Fucking reservists, man.
- Just take the fucking photo.Copy !req
965. Be careful, Dan.
R.P.G. could be mined.Copy !req
966. Don't pick shit up till you check it.Copy !req
967. Copy that.Copy !req
968. - Get up. Get the fuck up.
- No no no.Copy !req
969. - Come on.
- Okay.Copy !req
970. - Okay, okay.
- Now.Copy !req
971. Got you covered, Eric.Copy !req
972. Hands.Copy !req
973. Come on.Copy !req
974. Hands.Copy !req
975. Thank you.Copy !req
976. You saved our asses.
It's the 1st real fighting we've seen.Copy !req
977. - You move and I'll blow your head off.
- I have a family!Copy !req
978. We ought to cut his throat
like in the Chechen soldier video?Copy !req
979. Captain, sir... sir, what are you...Copy !req
980. Sir. Intimidation tactic.Copy !req
981. Sir, we got this situation
under control.Copy !req
982. - Fuck! Fuck!
- Bombs!Copy !req
983. We got a live one, men!Copy !req
984. Cover him, Redman.Copy !req
985. You motherfuckers.Copy !req
986. I'm sorry I shook your hand.
You abused that prisoner.Copy !req
987. Bravo Two, stay on line.Copy !req
988. - Hold your fire.
- No Saddam.Copy !req
989. Come.Copy !req
990. Looks like you won
some hearts and minds, sir.Copy !req
991. And some tongue.Copy !req
992. Check it out! We got their colors!Copy !req
993. Yeah!Copy !req
994. I love killing people!Copy !req
995. - Please, I'm a very low soldier.
- Fuck that.Copy !req
996. You were waiting to kill us.Copy !req
997. You didn't put your weapon down.Copy !req
998. I'm afraid if we put our weapons down,
the police will come and beat us.Copy !req
999. Everybody under Saddam is silent.Copy !req
1000. If he say we go to war
with America, we say "good. "Copy !req
1001. If he say we don't go to war
with America, we say "good. "Copy !req
1002. Shit yeah.Copy !req
1003. - We can't drop our weapons either.
- We got orders.Copy !req
1004. - Next stop is Baghdad.
- Sweet, man.Copy !req
1005. I don't want any war crimes in the back
of my truck. Untie his hands.Copy !req
1006. Give him some water.Copy !req
1007. You letting me go?Copy !req
1008. How can I go home?Copy !req
1009. My sergeant, he sees me,Copy !req
1010. - he find out I didn't fight.
- Negro, ain't no Saddam.Copy !req
1011. Know what I mean? Ain't no Iraqi army.Copy !req
1012. You ain't got a sergeant no more.Copy !req
1013. Either we killed his ass already or shit
he be running away faster than you.Copy !req
1014. Feelin' me?Copy !req
1015. You're going to Baghdad, my friend.Copy !req
1016. We got
a prisoner collection center there.Copy !req
1017. Baghdad?Copy !req
1018. For free?Copy !req
1019. I'm so happy. Thank you, thank you.
I'm so happy.Copy !req
1020. It's all good, playboy.Copy !req
1021. Thank you, thank you very much.
Thank you, thank you.Copy !req
1022. Contact, two kliks!Copy !req
1023. What the fuck, man?Copy !req
1024. Don't these fucking guys know
that we won the war already?Copy !req
1025. We got ambushed all the way up here.Copy !req
1026. There still could be some
bad guys who want to play.Copy !req
1027. God damn it, Ray.Copy !req
1028. No country music.Copy !req
1029. Okay?Copy !req
1030. Dude,Copy !req
1031. it's not a country song,
it's a cowboy song.Copy !req
1032. I hate to break it to you, Ray,Copy !req
1033. but there are no cowboys.Copy !req
1034. I don't give a fuckwhat you write.Copy !req
1035. It's gonna come out all liberal
media bullshit spin on it anyway.Copy !req
1036. Seriously, what am I supposed to doCopy !req
1037. with all this bullshit
you guys constantly talk?Copy !req
1038. You think I'm some sort
of racist psycho redneck?Copy !req
1039. What, you ain't?Copy !req
1040. And you ain't some fucking
militant taco-bender revolutionary?Copy !req
1041. See, reporter? No outsider
can understand how we really are.Copy !req
1042. We're all fucking brothers.Copy !req
1043. - And we're all fucking alpha males.
- We gotta constantly test each other.Copy !req
1044. All we do is fight for position
in the pack, dawg.Copy !req
1045. All that training we do,
the martial arts, to grappling...Copy !req
1046. is for practice,
but it's also for real,Copy !req
1047. to achieve dominance
over a motherfucker.Copy !req
1048. We do the same thing mentally.Copy !req
1049. It's prison rules, dawg.Copy !req
1050. We probe for any fucking weakness
we can find...Copy !req
1051. family, race, brains, looks...Copy !req
1052. anything you have on a motherfucker,
you wear it the fuck out.Copy !req
1053. Being a Marine
isn't about words, anyways.Copy !req
1054. It's about your fucking actions.Copy !req
1055. In the civilian world, a fool slaps a
"protect the planet" sticker on his car,Copy !req
1056. suddenly he's all about
the environment and shit.Copy !req
1057. Don't matter that he drives
that fucking car,Copy !req
1058. fires up his computer and video gamesCopy !req
1059. and cell phone every night
with electricity madeCopy !req
1060. from nuclear power, coal and
fucking melted baby seal oil.Copy !req
1061. "nuh-uh, I got a dolphin sticker
on my shit,Copy !req
1062. "so I'm all about saving
the fucking planet. "Copy !req
1063. In our fucking Marine corps civilizationCopy !req
1064. it don't matter
what a motherfucker says.Copy !req
1065. Only thing that matters is, dawg,Copy !req
1066. when you charge
that motherfucking machinegunCopy !req
1067. when the motherfucker tells you
to charge the motherfucking machinegun.Copy !req
1068. Shit, everybody in this platoon
is a hard charger.Copy !req
1069. Marines bitch about everything, man...
chow, fucking moron officers,Copy !req
1070. no time for a combat jack...Copy !req
1071. You never hear a Marine in this platoon
bitch that we could die at any second.Copy !req
1072. - Hell no.
- That's what we signed up for.Copy !req
1073. Hoorah that, motherfucker.Copy !req
1074. Fucking care if some latte-sipping
bisexual college studentCopy !req
1075. reading about Justin Timberlake
in "Rolling Stone"Copy !req
1076. thinks I'm a psycho racist cracker?
Fuck no.Copy !req
1077. I'd give my life
for any brother in here.Copy !req
1078. I know any one of them
would do the same for me.Copy !req
1079. You think it matters
if I call fucking T a nigger?Copy !req
1080. Fucking love that big dark green marine
and his big old beautiful nigger dick.Copy !req
1081. Love all my dirty spic brothers here.Copy !req
1082. And I love this fucking cracker-ass
inbred racist peckerwood fuck.Copy !req
1083. I don't know why I do, dawg, but I do.Copy !req
1084. 'cause I'm pretty and I shave my balls.Copy !req
1085. Want to touch 'em, reporter?Copy !req
1086. No. Thanks.Copy !req
1087. Look, man, I joined the Marine corps
10 days after I graduated high school.Copy !req
1088. I went to school with all these
rich kids at St. Tammany's parish,Copy !req
1089. but I was an apartment kid.Copy !req
1090. My mom worked. I worked summers
digging footings on the weekends.Copy !req
1091. I was a dishwasher
at D'Angelo's pizzeria.Copy !req
1092. I busted my ass.Copy !req
1093. Became a recon Marine since I was 19.Copy !req
1094. My shit is tight as fuck.Copy !req
1095. I know that, my brothers
in this platoon know that,Copy !req
1096. so fuck all of you.Copy !req
1097. Damn, war scribe, you just spit
on my fucking rack, dawg.Copy !req
1098. - Where?
- There.Copy !req
1099. You see that pile
of dried camel dung?Copy !req
1100. That's my fucking pillow, dawg.
You fucking spit on it, fool.Copy !req
1101. You're a heinous-asswhite boy.Copy !req
1102. I'm sorry.Copy !req