1. Oscar Charlie, how copy?Copy !req
2. Hitman.Copy !req
3. Yeah, Misfit Two One, Two Two
is ready for you, Nine One.Copy !req
4. All Hitman Two Victors, maintain speed,
maintain dispersion 50 meters.Copy !req
5. Roger that... Copy that.Copy !req
6. - See anything, Garza?
- Something at one o'clock.Copy !req
7. - Four T-55s at one o'clock, two kliks.
- Hitman, this is Hitman Two One.Copy !req
8. Enemy contact, four T-55s,Copy !req
9. - One o'clock, two kliks, how copy?
- Contact right!Copy !req
10. Enemy foot-mobiles,
four o'clock, 300 m, by the berm.Copy !req
11. This is Hitman Two One. Roger that.Copy !req
12. Misfit Two One, cleared hot.Copy !req
13. Missile away.Copy !req
14. Get some!Copy !req
15. Watch your sectors.Copy !req
16. Misfit Two Two, cleared hot.Copy !req
17. Missile away.Copy !req
18. - Is there any contact on the left?
- Contact right.Copy !req
19. R.P.G. team,Copy !req
20. two o'clock...
500 meters behind the truck.Copy !req
21. Shit. We'll get some later.Copy !req
22. This is Hitman two.
We have suppressed a zil six by six.Copy !req
23. Request that Misfit pushes north
to sweep flankCopy !req
24. to search for possible targets.Copy !req
25. - Misfit Two One, copy.
- We barbecued them hajis.Copy !req
26. Bravo Two One, man down!Copy !req
27. - Echo Four Lima is down.
- Lilley's hit! He's hit!Copy !req
28. He's stopping.
Two One Alpha, interrogative.Copy !req
29. Push, push...Copy !req
30. - Get out of the kill zone.
- Grab the wheel!Copy !req
31. Two Three,
make the hole for Two One Bravo.Copy !req
32. Stop the vehicles!Copy !req
33. Corpsman!Copy !req
34. - I'm on it!
- Got a man hit!Copy !req
35. Two One Bravo's got a man hit!
Come on!Copy !req
36. Don't waste the morphine, doc.
My boy's been smoked.Copy !req
37. Is anybody else hit?Copy !req
38. How's it feel, motherfucker?Copy !req
39. How's it feel to be fucking dead?Copy !req
40. Bro, it feels sad.Copy !req
41. I feel very alone.Copy !req
42. And also,Copy !req
43. I gotta take a shit.Copy !req
44. - I told you...
- Damn, man, and I had dibsCopy !req
45. - on your video camera.
- I had dibs on your wife.Copy !req
46. - You make a nice casualty. Congrats.
- Yeah, you die real good.Copy !req
47. Team leaders,
let's do a little after-action on this.Copy !req
48. Hell, yeah!Copy !req
49. This was the first time the boys
got to live-fire any mark-19s or. 50s.Copy !req
50. Might be the only chance we get
before we step off.Copy !req
51. Be nice if it were otherwise.Copy !req
52. It'd be nice if we got some batteries
for our pec-fours and pec-thirteens.Copy !req
53. Our ops chief assures me they're coming.
I'm assured of this.Copy !req
54. I've never seen a fifty cal fuck up
a truck before. That was cool.Copy !req
55. What if it hits a person?Copy !req
56. At least you got to fire yours.Copy !req
57. She didn't even shoot off round one.Copy !req
58. Trombley, if you keep talking
to your weapon like it's trim,Copy !req
59. everybody's gonna know
you're a total psycho.Copy !req
60. We were good
until Espera's team went down.Copy !req
61. You slowed your vehicles.
You don't stop in a kill zone.Copy !req
62. You mean maneuver past the vehicles down
and leave them?Copy !req
63. You know the S.O.P:
assault through the ambush,Copy !req
64. anybody's left behind,
you maneuver to do support by fire.Copy !req
65. None of us are good to anybody
if we're dead.Copy !req
66. Sir, not to question the S.O.P,Copy !req
67. but if we have a disabled vehicleCopy !req
68. the nearest element
could stop and evaluate the MarinesCopy !req
69. while other elements push through
and provide support by fire.Copy !req
70. Yeah, that works, Brad,Copy !req
71. but only if you don't let emotions
take over as you assess the situation.Copy !req
72. But on principle it works.Copy !req
73. It's good.Copy !req
74. All right, got half an hour
to get back to Mathilda for chow.Copy !req
75. Fucking Kuwait, man.Copy !req
76. You believe this shit?Copy !req
77. These people still haven't picked up
the trash from the last war.Copy !req
78. People been fighting over this bitch
since ancient times, Dawg.Copy !req
79. How many graves we standing on?Copy !req
80. Think about
all the wisdom and scienceCopy !req
81. and money and civilization it took
to build these machines,Copy !req
82. and the courage
of all the men who came here,Copy !req
83. and the love of their wives and children
that was in their hearts.Copy !req
84. And all that hate, Dawg,Copy !req
85. all the hate it took
to blow these motherfuckers away.Copy !req
86. It's destiny, Dawg.Copy !req
87. White man's gotta rule the world.Copy !req
88. Hitman Two Two, this is Two One Bravo.Copy !req
89. Our gunner has a silhouette
at our nine o'clock, two kliks out.Copy !req
90. Roger, we glassed it.
It's a disabled vehicle.Copy !req
91. It's static. Over.Copy !req
92. You know, people forget
the brain is the biggest erogenous zone.Copy !req
93. - Maybe on you.
- Man, fuck you.Copy !req
94. Take a look at that!Copy !req
95. Hey, man.Copy !req
96. You seen Person?Copy !req
97. Over there, Brah.Copy !req
98. - Shitbird, you watch it.
- Got a couple new ones...Copy !req
99. And this one little Chinese girl
had eyes so slanty,Copy !req
100. you could've blindfolded her
with dental floss, I swear...Copy !req
101. You gotta get tight
on a motherfucker's windpipe...Copy !req
102. Get off me.Copy !req
103. Right as she's pulling
the vibrating egg out,Copy !req
104. she fuckin' licks my asshole.Copy !req
105. Ray, did you get the word, man?Copy !req
106. - J. Lo's dead.
- Bullshit!Copy !req
107. Yeah, I got the word
from a Captain in G2.Copy !req
108. - Did you hear about J. Lo?
- Get over here, Ray.Copy !req
109. Need my R.T.O.Copy !req
110. - Did Conway tell you that?
- Yeah.Copy !req
111. - Yeah, he's full of shit.
- No, man.Copy !req
112. Bravo Two!Copy !req
113. All of you, listen up.Copy !req
114. H&S company
had a negligent discharge today.Copy !req
115. Fuckin' supply company...Copy !req
116. So the C.O. wants to make sure
we brass-check our weapons.Copy !req
117. - Anybody hurt?
- No, it was a two-oh-three.Copy !req
118. - It's a miracle no one was killed.
- That would suck, homes,Copy !req
119. getting killed before you got
to go to war and kill people.Copy !req
120. And try wrapping up the chess tourney
before lights out.Copy !req
121. - Got the Sergeant Major on my ass.
- Fuckin' Sixta.Copy !req
122. Lieutenant,Copy !req
123. - have you gotten any word?
- I only get what's passed down to meCopy !req
124. from Godfather and the only word he gets
is from the BBC.Copy !req
125. If we're lucky, Saddam will let
the inspectors in and we can go home.Copy !req
126. The important thing is,
we are doing our jobs by being here.Copy !req
127. All of you should be proud.Copy !req
128. Sir, that's not the word
I was asking about.Copy !req
129. We wanted to know if you knew anything
about J. Lo being killed.Copy !req
130. - Who killed her?
- Shit, you know she's my cousin.Copy !req
131. She's Puerto Rican. You're Mexican.Copy !req
132. Ray, the Battalion Commander
offered no sit-rep as to J. Lo's status.Copy !req
133. - Piece of shit.
- Puerto Ricans are tropical Mexicans.Copy !req
134. What? J. Lo's dead?Copy !req
135. Apparently that's the word.Copy !req
136. - Roger that, Sergeant.
- Bring your canteen.Copy !req
137. It'll be hotter than 2 rabbits
fucking in a wool sockCopy !req
138. out there in that motor pool.Copy !req
139. Since when did the Marine corps
start letting in faggots?Copy !req
140. Dawg, you're my driver.Copy !req
141. How you gonna make your war movie
when you'll be driving my Humvee?Copy !req
142. Brah...Copy !req
143. You think CNN's gonna want
to buy your version of the war?Copy !req
144. Maybe.Copy !req
145. You know, you'd be better off
shooting Rudy.Copy !req
146. Now that is some shit
you could sell right there.Copy !req
147. Brah...Copy !req
148. Gay porn!Copy !req
149. Gay porn, Lilley!Copy !req
150. Get Rudy on board, and you gonna be
the next Spielberg of twink movies.Copy !req
151. You're always doing that shit
with that rook.Copy !req
152. The same move every fuckin' day.Copy !req
153. How's that for a move?Copy !req
154. Checkmate, bitch.Copy !req
155. Get some!Copy !req
156. Let's go! Slay that dragon!Copy !req
157. - Get some!
- I love you, Fruity Rudy!Copy !req
158. Today's high is expected
to be 85 Fahrenheit,Copy !req
159. nightly lows expected again
in the upper 30sCopy !req
160. with Shamal winds moving in tomorrowCopy !req
161. gusting up to 70 miles per hour.Copy !req
162. Sir.Copy !req
163. Weather's got a better chance
of atritting us than the Iraqis.Copy !req
164. Word from the C.G.
is to maintain our readinessCopy !req
165. and ongoing preparations
to enhance our readinessCopy !req
166. here in Kuwait.Copy !req
167. What does Godfather think?Copy !req
168. I think, in other words,Copy !req
169. no word.Copy !req
170. Our objective
remains getting into that A-O,Copy !req
171. securing that bridge over the Euphrates,Copy !req
172. and holding it
for the main Marine Force.Copy !req
173. Rolling through Iraq in open-top HumveesCopy !req
174. is completely outside
of what first recon does.Copy !req
175. We might not like it,Copy !req
176. but the general has asked this battalion
to be America's shock troops.Copy !req
177. And Godfather can't tell the general
"we don't do windows. "Copy !req
178. Sir, Alpha company's
still missing maps of the A-O.Copy !req
179. The problem is battalion-wide
and we are working on it, be assured.Copy !req
180. What is the policy
on the wearing of the beanies?Copy !req
181. When should they be worn?Copy !req
182. Maintaing a grooming standard
is mission critical.Copy !req
183. Just because these men
fancy themselves an elite unitCopy !req
184. doesn't mean they own the rules.Copy !req
185. Between 0900 and 1700Copy !req
186. watch caps are a no-go.Copy !req
187. I don't want us to see no cowboy elvises
walking around in them beanies.Copy !req
188. All right,Copy !req
189. division has handed down change
in the signals protocol...Copy !req
190. All my hoses are rotted out.
I got dirty earl working it.Copy !req
191. Got a mess of blown donkey dicks.Copy !req
192. On a short string here.Copy !req
193. I just got this bucket five days ago.
This is like "Gilligan's Island. "Copy !req
194. They're giving us rocks and conuts
to make radios...Copy !req
195. Even the gaskets are gone, man.Copy !req
196. Back home, they're driving around
in Mercedes Benz SUVsCopy !req
197. picking up their poodles
at the dog cappuccino stand.Copy !req
198. And here we are invading a country
with ghetto hoopties.Copy !req
199. It's depressing.Copy !req
200. What the fuck?Copy !req
201. Where the fuck you find those?Copy !req
202. I had to suck an officer's cock
to get these.Copy !req
203. See? That's some exploitive shit.Copy !req
204. You been exploited by your betters.Copy !req
205. You know what we need in America?
Is a holidayCopy !req
206. where once a year the blue-collar manCopy !req
207. gets to go into the home
of the white-collar man, eat his food,Copy !req
208. sleep in his bed and fuck his shit up.Copy !req
209. - Jeff, you realize you're a communist?
- Fuck I am.Copy !req
210. A blue force tracker.Copy !req
211. Downtown Baghdad,Copy !req
212. Safwan Hill...Copy !req
213. The entire A-O.Copy !req
214. You are the Iceman, Dawg.Copy !req
215. You up here in the 21st century,
we're all back there in the stone age.Copy !req
216. Third infantry to the east,Copy !req
217. us,Copy !req
218. our neighbors to the north,Copy !req
219. and the Euphrates bridge,Copy !req
220. our objective.Copy !req
221. Jesus Christ!Copy !req
222. What is you,
some kind of goddamn hippy faggot?Copy !req
223. Fuck is this?Copy !req
224. Damn it all.Copy !req
225. Why the fuck
is your shirt out of regulation?Copy !req
226. Sergeant Major, is there a problem?Copy !req
227. My Marines have been working
on that Humvee all morning.Copy !req
228. I don't careCopy !req
229. if your Marine
has a sucking chest wound!Copy !req
230. He will not traipse around on the deck
with his shirttails hanging out!Copy !req
231. Might just N.J.P all your asses!Copy !req
232. Yes, Sergeant Major.Copy !req
233. Corporal person, be advised,Copy !req
234. you'll conduct all business in this campCopy !req
235. in compliance
with the grooming standard,Copy !req
236. under direct order
from the Battalion Commander himself.Copy !req
237. Sergeant Patrick,Copy !req
238. your mustache hairs is in violations,Copy !req
239. growing beyond the corner of your mouth.Copy !req
240. I hear Godfather himself
say you look like a bum.Copy !req
241. Police that mustache!Copy !req
242. Yes, sir!
And you look like elvises!Copy !req
243. Don't push our luck.Copy !req
244. Walt!Copy !req
245. Trombley.Copy !req
246. Nothing but letters.Copy !req
247. No batteries, no diapers, and no turret.Copy !req
248. Guess not today, homes.Copy !req
249. Just another five dozen letters
from fuckin' schoolkids and shit.Copy !req
250. Listen to this.
"Dear Mr. Army men... "Copy !req
251. Army? Fuck that.Copy !req
252. "... I am proud that you are being brave
and defendingCopy !req
253. "our country against the terrorists.Copy !req
254. They are bad and I am glad that you are
going to catch them and punish them. "Copy !req
255. Good writer.Copy !req
256. "... I am glad that you are so brave
and I pray for you. "Copy !req
257. - What's she look like?
- She's actually pretty hot.Copy !req
258. - I like them braids.
- Let me see, man.Copy !req
259. Listen to this shit right here.Copy !req
260. "Maybe you'll be able to come home
without having to fight. "Copy !req
261. - Bullshit.
- Fuck that.Copy !req
262. "Peace is better than war and it would
be nice if no one would be hurt. "Copy !req
263. Hippy communist shit.Copy !req
264. - Where is this weak-ass child from?
- Vermont!Copy !req
265. Frederick Firestone from 2707Copy !req
266. Spencer road, Chevy Chase, Maryland.Copy !req
267. - Fucking Maryland.
- "Dear Frederick!Copy !req
268. "Thank you for your nice letter.Copy !req
269. "But I am actually a U.S. Marine who wasCopy !req
270. "born to kill,Copy !req
271. "whereas clearly you have mistaken me
for some sort ofCopy !req
272. "wine-sipping communist dick-suck.Copy !req
273. "And although peace probably appeals
to tree-loving bisexualsCopy !req
274. "like you and your parents,
I happen to beCopy !req
275. "a death-dealing, blood-crazed warriorCopy !req
276. "who wakes up every day just hopingCopy !req
277. "for the chance to dismember my enemiesCopy !req
278. "and defile their civilizations.Copy !req
279. "Peace sucks a hairy asshole, Freddie.Copy !req
280. - "War is the motherfucking answer. "
- Hell, yeah!Copy !req
281. - "But thanks for writing anyway. "
- "Your pal, Ray. "Copy !req
282. Man, every motherfucker in this camp
is just waiting for packages of dip,Copy !req
283. ripped fuel, porn mags,
batteries, hash chunks,Copy !req
284. a dirty-ass jerk-off letter
from Suzie Rottencrotch.Copy !req
285. Except for Brad Colbert over here
who actually thinksCopy !req
286. that his mail-order turret
is gonna come in before we step off.Copy !req
287. - Sorry, Brad.
- But no.Copy !req
288. All we get is this happy day
fucking horseshit from Miss cuntlips'Copy !req
289. fourth-grade class.
Can you fucking believe this shit?Copy !req
290. Oh, bro.Copy !req
291. Damn.Copy !req
292. I'd eat a mile of her shit
just to see where it came from.Copy !req
293. Take her diaper off.Copy !req
294. Pass the word. Watch caps
are a no-go between 0900 and 1700.Copy !req
295. That's Godfather talking.Copy !req
296. Brah.Copy !req
297. What?Copy !req
298. - You got sauce on you.
- Oh, yeah?Copy !req
299. I look like a mud?
I look like Gabe's filthy spic brother?Copy !req
300. - What the fuck is on your grape?
- My boonie. Give me it back.Copy !req
301. You see any other Recon Marine in here
wearing a soft cover?Copy !req
302. No fucking way, Dawg.Copy !req
303. I know you didn't go through B.R.C,
but, boy, you gotta front.Copy !req
304. All these other grunts look up to recon
like we are cold-blooded warriors.Copy !req
305. We're carnivorous motherfuckers,
and you gotta carry it like that.Copy !req
306. Here.Copy !req
307. I got your six, boy.Copy !req
308. This motherfucker.Copy !req
309. F.N.G., Sergeant.Copy !req
310. Cocky motherfuckers.Copy !req
311. The American Department of State
has ordered all non-essential...Copy !req
312. Check it. The escort V.H.F. Watson
gave us was in E.O.R. and it's U.H.F.Copy !req
313. Both the D.A.S.C.
and the D.A.S.C.- A, right?Copy !req
314. - President Bush...
- Hold on. I want to hear this.Copy !req
315. and Spanish Prime Minister,
José Maria Aznar...Copy !req
316. I'd chili-dog that bitch.Copy !req
317. - Nice.
- You think that's enough?Copy !req
318. You should be rockin' it like me, Pappy.Copy !req
319. - Hitler 'stache is reg.
- Looked good on Hitler.Copy !req
320. In sport...Copy !req
321. - No dead fly girl.
- The media's in on it.Copy !req
322. They don't want us to know J. Lo's dead.Copy !req
323. They think it will fuck with morale.Copy !req
324. On the C.E.O.I. they have
the escorts listed as no encryption,Copy !req
325. but they're covered, right?Copy !req
326. You can't do one frequency plain.Copy !req
327. Don't matter on the 113s anyway.
They only go to six.Copy !req
328. What the hell was that?Copy !req
329. - Not again.
- I need Marines with sledgehammers!Copy !req
330. - Let's go.
- Come on, you heard him!Copy !req
331. Pull it! Come on!Copy !req
332. You,Copy !req
333. get over there!Copy !req
334. - Come on!
- Hold it down!Copy !req
335. Shame about your tent, sir.
Put these with my gear.Copy !req
336. Yes sir.Copy !req
337. Pappy.Copy !req
338. I gotta be at battalion for a while,Copy !req
339. so make sure nothing happens
when I'm there.Copy !req
340. This is a writer
who's gonna embed with us.Copy !req
341. - He's from Rolling Stone, so be gentle.
- The Rolling Stones?Copy !req
342. Rolling Stone?Copy !req
343. Fuck if they don't give us
a dope-smoking, peace-freak writer.Copy !req
344. Christeson,Copy !req
345. show Rolling Stone Magazine
where to stow his shit.Copy !req
346. You gonna write about how we're all
baby killers and ma rapers?Copy !req
347. You gonna tell all them people
who read Rolling StoneCopy !req
348. how it fucking feels to be in a war?Copy !req
349. Actually, most avid readers
of Rolling StoneCopy !req
350. only really know what it feels like
to have a cock up their assholes.Copy !req
351. Could be worse.
I used to write for Hustler.Copy !req
352. - You wrote for Hustler?
- We're in the presence of greatness.Copy !req
353. What did you write for Hustler"?Copy !req
354. Porn reviews, hot letters,Copy !req
355. - beaver hunt.
- You wrote beaver hunt?Copy !req
356. - This way, reporter sir.
- This guy wrote beaver hunt!Copy !req
357. He must have those polaroids
of your mom.Copy !req
358. I'm sorry.Copy !req
359. Your rack, sir.Copy !req
360. They got you in the fucking ghetto.Copy !req
361. Reporter, ever seen a grown man naked?
You feel me?Copy !req
362. Fuckin' spics and a goddamn jig.Copy !req
363. Yo, that ain't cool, man,Copy !req
364. fuckin' race-hating motherfucker.Copy !req
365. Spics, a coon, and a fucking wigger.Copy !req
366. See, wiggers be the worst...Copy !req
367. Race traitors,
miscegenatin' with the muds.Copy !req
368. You don't have to listen to this little
trailer-trash-whiskey-tango fuck.Copy !req
369. Ain't all your crackhead brothers
nappy-headed and shit?Copy !req
370. James is the only white boy
in the family.Copy !req
371. Three stepdads, and they're all black.Copy !req
372. Take this down, Dawg.Copy !req
373. "It makes my heart heavyCopy !req
374. "to see the white race sink
as low as James's mother has.Copy !req
375. "At least if she was Mexican
she'd be ashamed of herself.Copy !req
376. "But being a white bitch,Copy !req
377. "she still thinks she's better than
the brothers she sells that ass toCopy !req
378. "in the parking lot
of the titty bar she works at. "Copy !req
379. - Screwby, Dawg.
- Yo, fuck you, man.Copy !req
380. She's a bookkeeper.Copy !req
381. Cockkeeper.Copy !req
382. Yo, T!Copy !req
383. You hear that? The beaners
are cracking on your people too.Copy !req
384. Ain't you gonna say something?Copy !req
385. I'm just not into that racial thing,
man.Copy !req
386. All right.Copy !req
387. Let's go, Garza.Copy !req
388. Let's talk about what we're gonna do
when we get out of the corps.Copy !req
389. We're gonna join us a border patrol
and shoot us some wetbacks.Copy !req
390. Shoot wetbacks!Copy !req
391. Welcome aboard.Copy !req
392. Fuck these turrets!
Shit won't go past my five.Copy !req
393. Relax, my manimal.
Pappy will get you fixed up.Copy !req
394. - Rudy, hand me your leatherman.
- Roger.Copy !req
395. Mr. Potato head at your six,
closing fast.Copy !req
396. Sergeant Patrick!Copy !req
397. Hold it there!Copy !req
398. You mocking me?Copy !req
399. Hairs hanging from your faceCopy !req
400. beyond your mouth areas.Copy !req
401. You are unsightly, unsanitary,Copy !req
402. and in violations
of Godfather's written standards.Copy !req
403. Do you read me, Sergeant Patrick?Copy !req
404. You has until o dark hundred
to unfuck yourself.Copy !req
405. Godfather tells us two weeks agoCopy !req
406. that division's having
a mustache-growing contest.Copy !req
407. Now Mr. Potato head here
is lifing-out Pappy.Copy !req
408. We all got jobs to do.Copy !req
409. Sergeant Major Sixta's job
is to be an asshole,Copy !req
410. and he excels at the position.Copy !req
411. It's titanium. 16 Ibs, about yeah big.Copy !req
412. Should have been shipped weeks ago,Copy !req
413. and I was starting to wonder if it was
shortstopped at battalion somewhere.Copy !req
414. A shield?Copy !req
415. For the main gunner, yeah.Copy !req
416. Sergeant Colbert.Copy !req
417. It's important.Copy !req
418. Gentlemen.Copy !req
419. The stove underneath Rudy's espresso pot
went off like a forty mike-mike.Copy !req
420. Flamed white boy's face
like a rotisserie chicken.Copy !req
421. Let me understand this...Copy !req
422. My R.T.O. has just been burnedCopy !req
423. in his tent by an
exploding portable stove.Copy !req
424. And without my R.T.O.,
I will be going to warCopy !req
425. unable to quickly and effectively
establish radio communicationsCopy !req
426. within our unit,Copy !req
427. with other elements of the battalion,
and with close air support.Copy !req
428. Is this what is happening?Copy !req
429. That and they're probably gonna N.J.P.
all our asses for operating a stoveCopy !req
430. in the tent against the regs.Copy !req
431. Over an espresso maker?Copy !req
432. This platoon is going downCopy !req
433. over an espresso maker?Copy !req
434. until division informs me otherwise.Copy !req
435. All right, that's all for now.Copy !req
436. Keep it tight, gentlemen.
We're on a short string.Copy !req
437. Lieutenant Fick.Copy !req
438. Yes sir?Copy !req
439. Your C.O. passed on your report.Copy !req
440. Your unit sustained a casualty.
A marine was burned.Copy !req
441. Corporal person sustained minor injuriesCopy !req
442. when a cookstove being operated
according to regulationsCopy !req
443. suffered a catastrophic failure.Copy !req
444. And the men operating this cookstoveCopy !req
445. were outside the tent
when this happened?Copy !req
446. Yes sir.Copy !req
447. At the time, corporal person
was kneeling by the entrance,Copy !req
448. servicing a 148.Copy !req
449. - And you witnessed this?
- Yes sir.Copy !req
450. I observed the stove malfunction,Copy !req
451. and the swift action of
my Marines to treat corporal person.Copy !req
452. Lieutenant Fick,Copy !req
453. you might want to consider writing up
some of these men for commendation.Copy !req
454. I will consider that, sir.Copy !req
455. Why is the PX at an army camp?Copy !req
456. Marines don't need a PX. We're about
to loot and pillage a country!Copy !req
457. Then why are we going to the PX?Copy !req
458. AAA batteries.Copy !req
459. Dip... skoal and Copenhagen,Copy !req
460. baby wipes,Copy !req
461. various flavored Pringles in a can,Copy !req
462. and adult diapers,Copy !req
463. as requested.Copy !req
464. Why do you need me
to get you all this stuff?Copy !req
465. In the infinite wisdomCopy !req
466. of whoever runs
the military post-exchange stores,Copy !req
467. they won't sell this stuff in quantity
to actual military personnel.Copy !req
468. For civilians like yourself,
the sky's the limit.Copy !req
469. - And why is that?
- To keep us angry.Copy !req
470. If Marines could get what they need
when they need it,Copy !req
471. we would be happy, and we wouldn't be
ready to kill people all the time.Copy !req
472. See, the marine corps is like
America's little pit bull.Copy !req
473. They beat us, mistreat us,Copy !req
474. and once in a while let us out
to attack somebody.Copy !req
475. What's the big deal with the batteries?Copy !req
476. They're for our pec-twos and N.V.Gs,Copy !req
477. our night vision.Copy !req
478. Battalion didn't bring enough batteries.
We had to ration them.Copy !req
479. Battalion didn't bring
enough of anything that matters.Copy !req
480. They don't have enough fuckin' maps.Copy !req
481. The army goes to war, they bring it all.Copy !req
482. But Marines...Copy !req
483. We make do.Copy !req
484. No maps, no batteries.Copy !req
485. We keep trying to get this shit
mailed to us but nothing ever comes.Copy !req
486. Fuck if Colbert didn't try and
have a shield for the turret Fedexed,Copy !req
487. not that it'll get here in time.Copy !req
488. Titanium, 16 Ibs.Copy !req
489. I had it custom engineered.Copy !req
490. When the Marines
invade a foreign country,Copy !req
491. we gotta buy all our own shit.Copy !req
492. Me and Brad spent $500 of our own money
just fixing up the Humvee...Copy !req
493. Bought our own antennas,
filters, cammie nets.Copy !req
494. We even painted it ourselves.Copy !req
495. So yeah, homes,Copy !req
496. we pimpin'.Copy !req
497. Why do you guys need the diapers?Copy !req
498. Hitman two three, this is Hitman.
Radio check, over.Copy !req
499. Brad, we have major activity
on the wire.Copy !req
500. 2-0 unidentified victors
at the checkpoint.Copy !req
501. Fuck, they're coming through the gates!Copy !req
502. Un-fucking-believable.Copy !req
503. The shit is on.Copy !req
504. Has to be.Copy !req
505. - Pepperoni, motherfucker!
- This fucking rocks!Copy !req
506. Some beer would go great with this!Copy !req
507. Here, I'll trade you one.Copy !req
508. - Fuck yeah!
- $10 a pie?Copy !req
509. - No sir, I'm selling $10 per slice.
- The fuck you say?Copy !req
510. With kindness, sir, you go
to Kuwait City and get it yourself then.Copy !req
511. - Fucking ridiculous!
- You have $20?Copy !req
512. Can you believe
they're like 10 bucks a slice?Copy !req
513. - I need a 20!
- You haji motherfucker!Copy !req
514. Choke, motherfucker!Copy !req
515. I'm three for 20.
I'm hornier than a motherfucker!Copy !req
516. Just when I thought I'd stopped loving
the marine corps they go and do this.Copy !req
517. This is it, Dawg.Copy !req
518. The corps doesn't just bring pizza pies
from Kuwait City for no reason.Copy !req
519. We got lobster in Afghanistan.Copy !req
520. Captain, sir?Copy !req
521. Did you guys get some pizza?Copy !req
522. You can have my extra slice.Copy !req
523. The other companies have bumped
into high gear.Copy !req
524. They're stowing their gear,
packing the Humvees. What's up?Copy !req
525. What do you mean?Copy !req
526. Sir, is there a reason
we got pizza delivered today?Copy !req
527. Godfather issued maps
for your team leaders,Copy !req
528. the whole A-O to the Euphrates.Copy !req
529. I was gonna bring it up
at our briefing tomorrow.Copy !req
530. Godfather says General Mattis
issued the warning order.Copy !req
531. So be prepared to move to the staging
area within the next 48 hours.Copy !req
532. Nice of him to fucking mention it.Copy !req
533. Get some!Copy !req
534. Let's roll!Copy !req
535. - Shit, Dawg!
- I feel like it's fuckin' Christmas!Copy !req
536. It's urgent, Brad.
We're fuckin' almost Oscar Mike.Copy !req
537. Ray,Copy !req
538. can I have just one final momentCopy !req
539. enjoying the fruits of civilization?Copy !req
540. We are breaking open the M.O.P. suits.Copy !req
541. They are rated to maintain
their effectiveness against chemicalCopy !req
542. and biological attack for 30 days.Copy !req
543. Now make sure they fit now.Copy !req
544. There will be no chance
to exchange them later.Copy !req
545. Do not wash, abrade,
or puncture your M.O.P. suit.Copy !req
546. - We expect to fight dirty.
- Been fighting dirty my whole life.Copy !req
547. If we are fighting in a chemical
environment and we get shot,Copy !req
548. how are they gonna cas-evac us?Copy !req
549. - They're not.
- What?Copy !req
550. You're hit in a chemical environment,
you're fucked anyway.Copy !req
551. Woodland camouflage?Copy !req
552. Anyone happen to remember we're invading
a fucking desert country?Copy !req
553. - Fuckin' retards.
- Exactly. What the fuck, man?Copy !req
554. Can't fight in this shit.Copy !req
555. I hate these fuckin' things.Copy !req
556. How come the reporter gets desert?Copy !req
557. - I didn't ask for...
- Are you wearing shorts?Copy !req
558. What? Boxers, screwby.Copy !req
559. Yo, it's gonna be hot, man.Copy !req
560. Me?Copy !req
561. Shit, I'm freeballing it
all the way to Baghdad.Copy !req
562. - Good thing I shaved my balls.
- Your PresidentCopy !req
563. is watching!Copy !req
564. AmericaCopy !req
565. is watching!Copy !req
566. But more important,Copy !req
567. GodfatherCopy !req
568. is watching.Copy !req
569. Make no mistake,Copy !req
570. there will be noCopy !req
571. fuckups!Copy !req
572. MarinesCopy !req
573. around this world would givesCopy !req
574. their leftCopy !req
575. nutsCopy !req
576. to beCopy !req
577. where you are!Copy !req
578. - Anybody not want to go?
- No, Sergeant Major!Copy !req
579. Marines,Copy !req
580. kill on three!Copy !req
581. One!Copy !req
582. Two!Copy !req
583. - Three!
- Kill!Copy !req
584. Batal-lion,Copy !req
585. atten...Copy !req
586. tion!Copy !req
587. Dismissed!Copy !req
588. Get some!Copy !req
589. Hitman three,Copy !req
590. can you have your R.T.O. head over
here to Hitman? Over.Copy !req
591. Anybody need any water?Copy !req
592. Sergeant, are we there yet?Copy !req
593. Hitman, this is Hitman three.
He's en route.Copy !req
594. What the fuck is taking so long?Copy !req
595. We've been sitting here
for four goddamn hours.Copy !req
596. - Don't spit on my Humvee, Ray.
- I didn't.Copy !req
597. Ray,Copy !req
598. you spit with your lips, you always
get it on the side of my Humvee.Copy !req
599. I heard you spit with your lips.Copy !req
600. Spit with your teeth.Copy !req
601. All Hitman victors, still waiting.Copy !req
602. Be advised we're still waiting
for the battalion translator.Copy !req
603. Do you mean you guys are invading Iraq
with just one translator?Copy !req
604. No, shit.Copy !req
605. What is it?Copy !req
606. Dude man, this majorly sucks!Copy !req
607. Sir, we can not delay any longer.Copy !req
608. I can't believe I'm leaving
without my shit, man.Copy !req
609. It's primo chronic.Copy !req
610. - It's the best in the gulf!
- That's regrettable, Sir.Copy !req
611. - Bullshit!
- Let's go, mount up!Copy !req
612. - Interpreter is stowed.
- We are Oscar Mike!Copy !req
613. We are Oscar Mike to
the border staging area.Copy !req
614. Two two's up!Copy !req
615. War scribe,Copy !req
616. want some dip?Copy !req
617. First couple of times I dipped,
I puked a little bit.Copy !req
618. But as long as you don't get it.
In Brad's Humvee,Copy !req
619. we won't mind.Copy !req
620. - All Hitman Victors...
- It's good, isn't it?Copy !req
621. maintain 50 meter
dispersion at 2-5 kph, over.Copy !req
622. Roger that.Copy !req
623. All Hitman Two Victors,
we are Oscar Mike.Copy !req
624. Maintain 50 meter dispersion at 45 kph.Copy !req
625. Check it out, Dawg.Copy !req
626. White man won't be denied.Copy !req
627. cruise missiles fired by US ShipsCopy !req
628. and guided bombs dropped
by stealth planesCopy !req
629. struck targets in downtown BaghdadCopy !req
630. in what American officials describeCopy !req
631. as an attempt to decapitate
the Iraqi leadershipCopy !req
632. before the war begins.Copy !req
633. Meanwhile, a quarter of a million
American and British-led troopsCopy !req
634. are said to be massed
on the Iraq-Kuwait borderCopy !req
635. amid claims that many Iraqi soldiersCopy !req
636. are ready to defect.Copy !req
637. In the States, the US Secretary
of Defense Donald RumsfeldCopy !req
638. has denied reports that negotiations
are taking place for a cease fire.Copy !req
639. He said the only topic
for discussion with Saddam HusseinCopy !req
640. - was unconditional surrender...
- We kicked the hornet's nest.Copy !req
641. Now we better kill
all the fucking hornets.Copy !req
642. You're being called upon to kill.Copy !req
643. We're gonna be invading
a country full of civilians.Copy !req
644. But at the same time,Copy !req
645. we don't know if the people shooting
at us are gonna be in uniformCopy !req
646. or looking like farmers.Copy !req
647. If we shoot civilians,Copy !req
648. we're gonna turn the populace
against us and lose this war.Copy !req
649. But I don't want to lose marines
because we are not aggressive.Copy !req
650. The R.O.E. will boil down to this:Copy !req
651. if in your mind you fire
to protect yourself or your teamCopy !req
652. - it's the right thing.
- Hell yeah!Copy !req
653. Get that?Copy !req
654. I don't want
to shoot no fuckin' farmer.Copy !req
655. - I'd shoot one.
- Sir,Copy !req
656. you got any word
from the rest of the world?Copy !req
657. Is the U.N. going in with us,Copy !req
658. or are we on our own?Copy !req
659. It's the usual french
talk of stall and surrender.Copy !req
660. Gas gas gas!Copy !req
661. - Move move!
- Gas gas!Copy !req
662. - Gas gas gas!
- Move move move!Copy !req
663. Get to the vehicles!Copy !req
664. Let's go, let's take cover! Let's go!Copy !req
665. Move move move!Copy !req
666. Put a move on it! We gotta go!Copy !req
667. Get to the vehicles!Copy !req
668. What do you got, Sergeant?Copy !req
669. Can you help me with the...Copy !req
670. All clear!Copy !req
671. All clear!Copy !req
672. I just performed testicle
surgery on the reporter!Copy !req
673. I forgot to spit out my
tobacco so I had to swallow it.Copy !req
674. And this suit is too small.Copy !req
675. That strap was crushing my nuts.Copy !req
676. Reporter, you are possibly
the biggest fuckup I have encountered.Copy !req
677. Well maybe he fits right in.Copy !req
678. You know it doesn't make
you gay if you think Rudy's hot.Copy !req
679. We all think he's hot.Copy !req
680. Jesus, you're beautiful.Copy !req
681. Actually I'm going to hell out here.Copy !req
682. Back home,Copy !req
683. all I eat is sushi and vegetables.Copy !req
684. The nutrition here is garbage.Copy !req
685. You know, I think Sheree and
I are going to move to San Francisco.Copy !req
686. There's no fat people there.Copy !req
687. That was a no-shit scud attack, Gents.Copy !req
688. Awesome!Copy !req
689. I just lived through a scud attack.Copy !req
690. Rudy, why would you give a fuck
if there's fat people where you live?Copy !req
691. Brother, I want to live where
people care about themselves.Copy !req
692. Jesus Christ, Rudy.Copy !req
693. When are you gonna realize
that you're fucking gay?Copy !req
694. When we're on libo, you wear
banana republic Daisy Duke shortsCopy !req
695. and now you're rolling into battleCopy !req
696. in your goddamn chicken suit
and J-Lo glasses.Copy !req
697. You dress like a pimp queen.Copy !req
698. I don't dress like
no goddamn pimp queen.Copy !req
699. I wear clothes that are body-conscious.Copy !req
700. Gas gas gas!Copy !req
701. Move move move!Copy !req
702. - Good job, reporter.
- I got it!Copy !req
703. Air and Arty are
now hitting Safwan Hill.Copy !req
704. There are two Iraqi divisions
on the other side of the breach.Copy !req
705. From the sound of it,
they are not having a good day.Copy !req
706. We are going to demonstrate
to the Iraqis that we have not comeCopy !req
707. to harm innocent people
or threaten their way of life.Copy !req
708. But if you bump into an Iraqi who wants
to fight, you will fucking kick his ass.Copy !req
709. Battle streamers for this battalionCopy !req
710. will be earned on your shoulders,Copy !req
711. on your shoulders.Copy !req
712. Now, gentlemen,Copy !req
713. all mustaches grown
for the divisional contestCopy !req
714. are all to be shavedCopy !req
715. by the time we reach the Euphrates.Copy !req
716. This battalion will maintain
a grooming standard.Copy !req
717. That's all, gentlemen.Copy !req
718. We're getting ready to invade a country
and this is what our leader offers us.Copy !req
719. Mustaches.Copy !req
720. I trust you, Brad, to keep
your personal feelings to yourself.Copy !req
721. Check it out.Copy !req
722. I taped my windowsCopy !req
723. so I can turn my laptop on without
the enemy seeing the light.Copy !req
724. Cool?Copy !req
725. How do you feel on the
edge of this historical invasion?Copy !req
726. Find those batteries yet
for my night vision gear, Gunny?Copy !req
727. That was a goddamn sucker punch.Copy !req
728. Supply situation isn't on any of us.Copy !req
729. With all due respect, Gunny,
last I checked, your billetCopy !req
730. was ops chief in charge of procuring
supplies necessary for combat readiness.Copy !req
731. Yeah, and I inherited that messCopy !req
732. from some pog who fucked
it all up before I even got near it.Copy !req
733. - You get word on the escort?
- A week.Copy !req
734. Gave me a week to unfuck this shit.Copy !req
735. Captain?Copy !req
736. Are we getting tanks or cobras?Copy !req
737. What's up with the escort?Copy !req
738. We got word a couple of hours ago.Copy !req
739. We're not getting escort tanks
or cobras going over the border.Copy !req
740. Any reason you waited
till now to tell me about this?Copy !req
741. We've lost our armor escort.
And we get no ass going over the L.O.D.Copy !req
742. - That's a low priority to pass on?
- Personal feelings, sir.Copy !req
743. They're sending us
alone against Iraqi armor.Copy !req
744. People are gonna die because of this!Copy !req
745. See you on the other side, Bro.Copy !req
746. Godspeed!Copy !req
747. - God-fucking-speed to you!
- Fucking Captain America.Copy !req
748. - A little belt-fed today, isn't he?
- We're all excited.Copy !req
749. They kill hundreds, those pilots.Copy !req
750. I would liked to have flown the
plane that dropped the bomb on Japan.Copy !req
751. A couple of dudes killed
hundreds of thousands.Copy !req
752. That fucking rules.Copy !req
753. All Hitman Victors,Copy !req
754. be advised we are five kliks out
from breach point 2. Over.Copy !req
755. Man, I wish I had some 'shrooms.Copy !req
756. This is the fucking shit!Copy !req
757. Yeah, it's the shiznit.Copy !req
758. Watch the fucking road.Copy !req
759. How come we're not there yet?Copy !req
760. Maybe 'cause a certain severely retarded
company commander by the nameCopy !req
761. of Encino man who,
in his infinite retardation,Copy !req
762. duct-taped his humvee windows.Copy !req
763. Thought he was being
all tactical and shit,Copy !req
764. until Bravo missed the turn at the
checkpoint 'cause retard couldn't seeCopy !req
765. out his fuckin' truck.Copy !req
766. There's layers of retardation
that most people don't even know about.Copy !req
767. - You should quote me on that.
- Two One, continue behind raptor.Copy !req
768. We'll be veering west to the 98 ***.Copy !req
769. Roger that.
We still have *** point 2.Copy !req
770. Look at this shit. How come
we can't ever invade a cool country...Copy !req
771. like chicks in bikinis, you know?Copy !req
772. How come countries like
that don't ever need Marines?Copy !req
773. I'll tell you why.Copy !req
774. It's lack of pussy
that fucks countries up.Copy !req
775. Lack of pussy is the root fucking
cause of all global instability.Copy !req
776. If more hajis were
getting quality pussy,Copy !req
777. there'd be no reason for us to come
over here and fuck them up like this.Copy !req
778. 'cause a nut-busted
haji is a happy haji.Copy !req
779. How much ripped fuel have you ingested?Copy !req
780. I'm on it like a motherfucker, Brad.Copy !req
781. I'm moto, dude!Copy !req
782. No more of that shit.Copy !req
783. When you do ripped fuel,
you can't shut up.Copy !req
784. All Hitman Victors,Copy !req
785. be advised you
are three kliks south of breach point 2.Copy !req
786. Interesting theory though.Copy !req
787. Yeah, you should quote me on it.Copy !req
788. You know what?
You should definitely quote me on it.Copy !req
789. This whole fucking thing,
it comes down to pussy.Copy !req
790. If you took the republican guardCopy !req
791. and comped their asses
in vegas for a weekend,Copy !req
792. no fucking war.Copy !req
793. So the war's not about oil or W.M. Ds?Copy !req
794. No. In the opinion of
this Marine it's about pussy.Copy !req
795. - And it's not about Saddam?
- Saddam's just part of the problem.Copy !req
796. If Saddam invested moreCopy !req
797. in the pussy infrastructure of iraq
than he did on his fucking gayass army,Copy !req
798. than this country would be no more
fucked up than, say, Mexico.Copy !req
799. Please shut up.Copy !req
800. Thank you.Copy !req
801. All hitman two victors,
we are one klik until breach 2.Copy !req
802. Wake up, Trombley.Copy !req
803. You're missing the invasion.Copy !req
804. Yo, Christopher,Copy !req
805. get some of this on videotape
for me, Brah.Copy !req
806. This is us invading
a country right here.Copy !req
807. Oh, shit!Copy !req
808. Welcome to Iraq, bitches!Copy !req
809. All Hitman Two Victors,
we take this turn,Copy !req
810. we're screening west with
no adjacent support.Copy !req
811. Roger that. This is it.
We got no escort.Copy !req
812. It's just our thin-skinned
Humvees going against tanks.Copy !req
813. Jesus, Captain America's
a fucking retard.Copy !req
814. They need to keep that
asshole off company-wide comms.Copy !req
815. Two One Alpha, this is Two One Bravo.Copy !req
816. We have a possible rocket tube at our
two o'clock, 500 meters,Copy !req
817. that shiny thing. Over.Copy !req
818. Put your mark-19 at two o'clock,
range at 500.Copy !req
819. I see a glinting, Sergeant.Copy !req
820. I can't tell if it's
a pipe or a tank tube.Copy !req
821. I glassed it. It's a pipe.Copy !req
822. Two One Bravo, this is Two One Alpha.Copy !req
823. We see a pipe in a trash pile. Over.Copy !req
824. This is Two One Bravo.Copy !req
825. Roger that. Out.Copy !req
826. Tell you who the biggest
fucking retard is:Copy !req
827. that Saddam Hussein.Copy !req
828. We already kicked his ass once, and
what does this retard go and fucking do?Copy !req
829. He spends the next 10
years pissing us off even more.Copy !req
830. We don't want
to be in this shithole.Copy !req
831. Stop scribbling.Copy !req
832. It encourages him.Copy !req
833. Stay frosty, Gents.Copy !req
834. What do you got?Copy !req
835. I just waved at an Iraqi
and he waved back.Copy !req
836. That was cool.Copy !req
837. Good, Garza. Be magnanimous.Copy !req
838. What the fuck does that mean?Copy !req
839. Lofty and kinglike.Copy !req
840. Buddy, it's 10:00 in the morning.Copy !req
841. Don't you think you oughta change out
of your pajamas?Copy !req
842. - Afternoon, sir.
- Beautiful day to get a war on.Copy !req
843. - I'll trade your pop-tarts.
- I got combos.Copy !req
844. I'll take 'em.Copy !req
845. - Sucker.
- Sir, is our mission still that bridge?Copy !req
846. All right, gents, listen up.Copy !req
847. We are here.Copy !req
848. Our orders, that we are to bust north
until the battalion tells us to stop.Copy !req
849. The bridge we're supposed
to be seizing in six hours is here.Copy !req
850. We've gone beyond the A-O.Copy !req
851. Is battalion asking us to execute
our mission on the same timetable?Copy !req
852. - I have no word on that, brad.
- Anyone want a charms?Copy !req
853. What, are you an idiot?Copy !req
854. Never ever let charms
into this vehicle again.Copy !req
855. Nobody lets charms in the vehicle
in the whole fuckingCopy !req
856. United States Marine corps.
It's bad luck.Copy !req
857. - Semper simple motherfucker.
- Fuckin' new guy!Copy !req
858. We've been static way too long,
sitting here with our asses hanging out.Copy !req
859. We don't stand a chance
against one T-72 tank.Copy !req
860. They got 70 of them out here.
This is suicide!Copy !req
861. Sir, the behavior
of your fellow officer,Copy !req
862. commander of our sister platoon,
is starting to concern us.Copy !req
863. Captain America's unprofessional.Copy !req
864. If you have a nickname for an Officer,
I don't want to know it.Copy !req
865. Is everyone on your
teams getting some shut-eye?Copy !req
866. Since they brought us pizza at Mathilda,
my whole team hasn't slept.Copy !req
867. - That's, what, 30 hours now?
- We don't know what's coming.Copy !req
868. You gotta rotate guys,
get 'em some sleep.Copy !req
869. When my band opened up for Limp Bizkit
in Kansas City, we fuckin' sucked.Copy !req
870. But then again, so did they.Copy !req
871. The only difference is that they
became famous and I became a marine.Copy !req
872. Hey, there's kids holding hands.Copy !req
873. Cute.Copy !req
874. Don't shoot 'em, Garza.Copy !req
875. - We got hardball ahead, Sergeant.
- That's M.S.R. Tampa.Copy !req
876. When we've crossed it,
we'll be the northernmost unit in Iraq.Copy !req
877. Hitman Two, this is Two One.Copy !req
878. Do you want my victor
to provide overwatchCopy !req
879. on the northeast corner of the M.S.R?Copy !req
880. Roger that.Copy !req
881. This is Hitman Two.
All Hitman Victors align off Two One.Copy !req
882. I got two pickups bearing down
on us fast.Copy !req
883. Sir, I observe men with A.K.S.
They're in the lead vehicle.Copy !req
884. Hitman, this is Hitman Two. We have two
victors with armed Iraqis approaching.Copy !req
885. How copy?Copy !req
886. Hitman, solid copy.Copy !req
887. Hitman, I am seeing armed IraqisCopy !req
888. in civilian clothes in white pickups
marked with red diamonds.Copy !req
889. We should smoke 'em, sir!Copy !req
890. Hitman Two, this is Hitman.
Interrogative.Copy !req
891. Can you...Copy !req
892. - Can you wave them off? Over.
- Hitman, this is Two.Copy !req
893. These are armed Iraqis in marked Victors
with weapons pointed at us. Over.Copy !req
894. R.O.E. States uniformed soldiers only,Copy !req
895. and they should be firing at us.Copy !req
896. This is Two. I'm requesting
to at least snatch one victor,Copy !req
897. find out who these guys are. Over.Copy !req
898. Negative. Wave 'em off.Copy !req
899. Hitman out.Copy !req
900. - This sucks!
- What the fuck?Copy !req
901. I had a beautiful head shot.Copy !req
902. We all did, brother.Copy !req
903. Are you kidding me?Copy !req
904. - What the fuck was that?
- Our first contact with armed IraqisCopy !req
905. and we wave at 'em like bitches.Copy !req
906. You know what happens
when you get out of the Marine Corps?Copy !req
907. You get your brains back.Copy !req
908. India of course chasingCopy !req
909. that massive Australian total of 359,Copy !req
910. already one wicket down
with just an overcome at...Copy !req
911. Company Commanders are here, sir.Copy !req
912. Drop your pots, gentlemen.Copy !req
913. I don't know if it's me
or these new liners, but somethingCopy !req
914. in my kevlar fuckin' stinks.Copy !req
915. We're 14 hours
since crossing the L.O.D.Copy !req
916. We've moved 70 Kliks north.Copy !req
917. We, gentlemen,Copy !req
918. are the northernmost unit in Iraq.Copy !req
919. Our job now is to screen
the northern flank of one M.E.F.Copy !req
920. You got any WO on our mission, sir?
We still doing the bridge assault?Copy !req
921. No word.Copy !req
922. But judging
by where they've placed us,Copy !req
923. higher-ups have deemed
that mission irrelevant.Copy !req
924. Even so,Copy !req
925. what's foremost
in godfather's mind...Copy !req
926. we're still very much
in the game, gentlemen,Copy !req
927. very much in the game.Copy !req
928. Okay, that's all for now.Copy !req
929. Colonel Ferrando,Copy !req
930. if I can ask, why does your...Copy !req
931. voice sound that way?Copy !req
932. Throat cancer.Copy !req
933. You a smoker?Copy !req
934. Just lucky, I guess.Copy !req
935. Why the fuck
are you throwing food around?Copy !req
936. I'm gonna shoot me a dog.Copy !req
937. No you're not, Trombley.Copy !req
938. No one's shooting any dogs in Iraq.Copy !req
939. I got seven.Copy !req
940. You got seven?Copy !req
941. Yes, Sergeant, I see seven.Copy !req
942. You seeing all these Iraqis?Copy !req
943. We've encountered over 60.Copy !req
944. See how they're walking
all jacked-up,Copy !req
945. sore-footed?Copy !req
946. At the rate this is going,Copy !req
947. this whole goddamn war will be over
without us firing a goddamn shot.Copy !req
948. - Shut up.
- Sit down.Copy !req
949. Guy's clean.Copy !req
950. Mister, mister,
my... my water... drink.Copy !req
951. Please, mister.Copy !req
952. Brad.Copy !req
953. Prison rules, Dawg, just like L.A.Copy !req
954. They are just civilians
fleeing Basra.Copy !req
955. They are grateful to be liberated
by the Americans.Copy !req
956. What manner of belt does
this gentleman appear to have donned?Copy !req
957. Military issue, Dawg.Copy !req
958. Sir, this is Republican Guard.Copy !req
959. Sergeant,Copy !req
960. somebody down the line
already gave these guys M.R.E.S.Copy !req
961. It's good!Copy !req
962. Shut up! Sit down!Copy !req
963. Shut the fuck up!Copy !req
964. This is the shit psy-ops dropped
on Iraqi Forces,Copy !req
965. promising safe passage
to who surrender to Americans.Copy !req
966. He says 30 km east of here
on a bridge by the canal,Copy !req
967. there are Iraqi military
death squadsCopy !req
968. that are executing Iraqi soldiers
who flee.Copy !req
969. The death squad dudes
are in white SUVsCopy !req
970. with red diamonds on them.
They are Fedayeen.Copy !req
971. They are loyal to Saddam.Copy !req
972. These guys can't walk.Copy !req
973. Three Two actual, this is Three Two.Copy !req
974. Be advised,
Alpha got hit by arty. Over.Copy !req
975. Did you copy?Copy !req
976. Alpha had artillery hits
near their position.Copy !req
977. Get someone on the com.
We need at least 347 tons up here.Copy !req
978. Shoot that dog, Corporal!Copy !req
979. Sir,Copy !req
980. we should save our rounds for the enemy.Copy !req
981. Shoot that fucking dog!Copy !req
982. Darnold,Copy !req
983. give it a piece of your jerky.Copy !req
984. Stike, give me some water
from the Humvee.Copy !req
985. Turn around.Copy !req
986. No, I don't want
your fucking cigarette.Copy !req
987. That the same hand he uses
to wipe his ass?Copy !req
988. I ain't touching no filthy Haji gum
that's been touchedCopy !req
989. by those filthy brown Haji fingers.Copy !req
990. Brah, these are people.Copy !req
991. Good?Copy !req
992. Oh yeah, very good.Copy !req
993. I'd stick my cock through
that veil holeCopy !req
994. and fuck the shit out
of your wife's face any day.Copy !req
995. Oh, my God.Copy !req
996. Check it out!Copy !req
997. They got their own Fruity Rudy.Copy !req
998. We captured a fucking gay Iraqi!Copy !req
999. Yo, hold that turd-pusher up.Copy !req
1000. For shizzle, a gayass haji.Copy !req
1001. Danger close, 12:00. It's godfather.Copy !req
1002. Meesh, take him over there.
Sergeant.Copy !req
1003. Alpha took three artillery hits.Copy !req
1004. Somebody has an idea we're here.Copy !req
1005. We've got four hours of daylight
to make it to our next position.Copy !req
1006. We're not gonna deal
with these surrenders.Copy !req
1007. That's from division.Copy !req
1008. Send them all back the way they came.Copy !req
1009. Roger that, sir.Copy !req
1010. We have orders, Nate.Copy !req
1011. Are they fuckin' serious?Copy !req
1012. Send them back where?Copy !req
1013. What, the fucking death squads?Copy !req
1014. Sir, under articles 13 and 20
of the Geneva convention,Copy !req
1015. we're obligated to take care ofCopy !req
1016. and protect
any fuckers who surrender to us.Copy !req
1017. Division has ordered us
to unsurrender these Iraqis.Copy !req
1018. Write this as you see it.Copy !req
1019. I'm not here to stop you.Copy !req
1020. The Iraqis'
first contact with Americans.Copy !req
1021. We fuck 'em.Copy !req
1022. Bravo Two, listen up!Copy !req
1023. Get ready to push!Copy !req
1024. - Let's go, gents!
- Mount up, boys!Copy !req
1025. - Mount up!
- Let's go!Copy !req
1026. Forget it!Copy !req
1027. We're Oscar Mike.Copy !req
1028. Turn it over, Ray. We're Oscar Mike.Copy !req