1. Oscar Charlie, how copy?Copy !req
2. Hitman.Copy !req
3. Yeah, Misfit Two One, Two Two
is ready for you, Nine One.Copy !req
4. All Hitman Two Victors, maintain speed,
maintain dispersion 50 meters.Copy !req
5. Roger that... Copy that.Copy !req
6. - See anything, Garza?
- Something at one o'clock.Copy !req
7. - Four T-55s at one o'clock, two kliks.
- Hitman, this is Hitman Two One.Copy !req
8. Enemy contact, four T-55s,Copy !req
9. - One o'clock, two kliks, how copy?
- Contact right!Copy !req
10. Enemy foot-mobiles,
four o'clock, 300 m, by the berm.Copy !req
11. This is Hitman Two One. Roger that.Copy !req
12. Misfit Two One, cleared hot.Copy !req
13. Missile away.Copy !req
14. Get some!Copy !req
15. Watch your sectors.Copy !req
16. Misfit Two Two, cleared hot.Copy !req
17. Missile away.Copy !req
18. - Is there any contact on the left?
- Contact right.Copy !req
19. R.P.G. team,Copy !req
20. two o'clock...
500 meters behind the truck.Copy !req
21. Shit. We'll get some later.Copy !req
22. This is Hitman two.
We have suppressed a zil six by six.Copy !req
23. Request that Misfit pushes north
to sweep flankCopy !req
24. to search for possible targets.Copy !req
25. - Misfit Two One, copy.
- We barbecued them hajis.Copy !req
26. Bravo Two One, man down!Copy !req
27. - Echo Four Lima is down.
- Lilley's hit! He's hit!Copy !req
28. He's stopping.
Two One Alpha, interrogative.Copy !req
29. Push, push...Copy !req
30. - Get out of the kill zone.
- Grab the wheel!Copy !req
31. Two Three,
make the hole for Two One Bravo.Copy !req
32. Stop the vehicles!Copy !req
33. Corpsman!Copy !req
34. - I'm on it!
- Got a man hit!Copy !req
35. Two One Bravo's got a man hit!
Come on!Copy !req
36. Don't waste the morphine, doc.
My boy's been smoked.Copy !req
37. Is anybody else hit?Copy !req
38. How's it feel, motherfucker?Copy !req
39. How's it feel to be fucking dead?Copy !req
40. Bro, it feels sad.Copy !req
41. I feel very alone.Copy !req
42. - I told you...
- Damn, man, and I had dibsCopy !req
43. - on your video camera.
- I had dibs on your wife.Copy !req
44. - You make a nice casualty. Congrats.
- Yeah, you die real good.Copy !req
45. Team leaders,
let's do a little after-action on this.Copy !req
46. Hell, yeah!Copy !req
47. This was the first time the boys
got to live-fire any mark-19s or. 50s.Copy !req
48. Might be the only chance we get
before we step off.Copy !req
49. Be nice if it were otherwise.Copy !req
50. It'd be nice if we got some batteries
for our pec-fours and pec-thirteens.Copy !req
51. Our ops chief assures me they're coming.
I'm assured of this.Copy !req
52. I've never seen a fifty cal fuck up
a truck before. That was cool.Copy !req
53. What if it hits a person?Copy !req
54. At least you got to fire yours.Copy !req
55. She didn't even shoot off round one.Copy !req
56. Trombley, if you keep talking
to your weapon like it's trim,Copy !req
57. everybody's gonna know
you're a total psycho.Copy !req
58. We were good
until Espera's team went down.Copy !req
59. You slowed your vehicles.
You don't stop in a kill zone.Copy !req
60. You mean maneuver past the vehicles down
and leave them?Copy !req
61. You know the S.O.P:
assault through the ambush,Copy !req
62. anybody's left behind,
you maneuver to do support by fire.Copy !req
63. None of us are good to anybody
if we're dead.Copy !req
64. Sir, not to question the S.O.P,Copy !req
65. but if we have a disabled vehicleCopy !req
66. the nearest element
could stop and evaluate the MarinesCopy !req
67. while other elements push through
and provide support by fire.Copy !req
68. Yeah, that works, Brad,Copy !req
69. but only if you don't let emotions
take over as you assess the situation.Copy !req
70. But on principle it works.Copy !req
71. It's good.Copy !req
72. All right, got half an hour
to get back to Mathilda for chow.Copy !req
73. Fucking Kuwait, man.Copy !req
74. You believe this shit?Copy !req
75. These people still haven't picked up
the trash from the last war.Copy !req
76. People been fighting over this bitch
since ancient times, Dawg.Copy !req
77. How many graves we standing on?Copy !req
78. Think about
all the wisdom and scienceCopy !req
79. and money and civilization it took
to build these machines,Copy !req
80. and the courage
of all the men who came here,Copy !req
81. and the love of their wives and children
that was in their hearts.Copy !req
82. And all that hate, Dawg,Copy !req
83. all the hate it took
to blow these motherfuckers away.Copy !req
84. It's destiny, Dawg.Copy !req
85. White man's gotta rule the world.Copy !req
86. Hitman Two Two, this is Two One Bravo.Copy !req
87. Our gunner has a silhouette
at our nine o'clock, two kliks out.Copy !req
88. Roger, we glassed it.
It's a disabled vehicle.Copy !req
89. It's static. Over.Copy !req
90. You know, people forget
the brain is the biggest erogenous zone.Copy !req
91. - Maybe on you.
- Man, fuck you.Copy !req
92. Take a look at that!Copy !req
93. Hey, man.Copy !req
94. You seen Person?Copy !req
95. Over there, Brah.Copy !req
96. - Shitbird, you watch it.
- Got a couple new ones...Copy !req
97. And this one little Chinese girl
had eyes so slanty,Copy !req
98. you could've blindfolded her
with dental floss, I swear...Copy !req
99. You gotta get tight
on a motherfucker's windpipe...Copy !req
100. Get off me.Copy !req
101. Right as she's pulling
the vibrating egg out,Copy !req
102. she fuckin' licks my asshole.Copy !req
103. Ray, did you get the word, man?Copy !req
104. - J. Lo's dead.
- Bullshit!Copy !req
105. Yeah, I got the word
from a Captain in G2.Copy !req
106. - Did you hear about J. Lo?
- Get over here, Ray.Copy !req
107. Need my R.T.O.Copy !req
108. - Did Conway tell you that?
- Yeah.Copy !req
109. - Yeah, he's full of shit.
- No, man.Copy !req
110. Bravo Two!Copy !req
111. All of you, listen up.Copy !req
112. H&S company
had a negligent discharge today.Copy !req
113. Fuckin' supply company...Copy !req
114. So the C.O. wants to make sure
we brass-check our weapons.Copy !req
115. - Anybody hurt?
- No, it was a two-oh-three.Copy !req
116. - It's a miracle no one was killed.
- That would suck, homes,Copy !req
117. getting killed before you got
to go to war and kill people.Copy !req
118. And try wrapping up the chess tourney
before lights out.Copy !req
119. - Got the Sergeant Major on my ass.
- Fuckin' Sixta.Copy !req
120. Lieutenant,Copy !req
121. - have you gotten any word?
- I only get what's passed down to meCopy !req
122. from Godfather and the only word he gets
is from the BBC.Copy !req
123. If we're lucky, Saddam will let
the inspectors in and we can go home.Copy !req
124. The important thing is,
we are doing our jobs by being here.Copy !req
125. All of you should be proud.Copy !req
126. Sir, that's not the word
I was asking about.Copy !req
127. We wanted to know if you knew anything
about J. Lo being killed.Copy !req
128. - Who killed her?
- Shit, you know she's my cousin.Copy !req
129. She's Puerto Rican. You're Mexican.Copy !req
130. Ray, the Battalion Commander
offered no sit-rep as to J. Lo's status.Copy !req
131. - Piece of shit.
- Puerto Ricans are tropical Mexicans.Copy !req
132. What? J. Lo's dead?Copy !req
133. Apparently that's the word.Copy !req
134. - Roger that, Sergeant.
- Bring your canteen.Copy !req
135. It'll be hotter than 2 rabbits
fucking in a wool sockCopy !req
136. out there in that motor pool.Copy !req
137. Since when did the Marine corps
start letting in faggots?Copy !req
138. Dawg, you're my driver.Copy !req
139. How you gonna make your war movie
when you'll be driving my Humvee?Copy !req
140. Brah...Copy !req
141. You think CNN's gonna want
to buy your version of the war?Copy !req
142. Maybe.Copy !req
143. You know, you'd be better off
shooting Rudy.Copy !req
144. Now that is some shit
you could sell right there.Copy !req
145. Brah...Copy !req
146. Gay porn!Copy !req
147. Gay porn, Lilley!Copy !req
148. Get Rudy on board, and you gonna be
the next Spielberg of twink movies.Copy !req
149. You're always doing that shit
with that rook.Copy !req
150. The same move every fuckin' day.Copy !req
151. How's that for a move?Copy !req
152. Checkmate, bitch.Copy !req
153. Get some!Copy !req
154. Let's go! Slay that dragon!Copy !req
155. - Get some!
- I love you, Fruity Rudy!Copy !req
156. Today's high is expected
to be 85 Fahrenheit,Copy !req
157. nightly lows expected again
in the upper 30sCopy !req
158. with Shamal winds moving in tomorrowCopy !req
159. gusting up to 70 miles per hour.Copy !req
160. Sir.Copy !req
161. Weather's got a better chance
of atritting us than the Iraqis.Copy !req
162. Word from the C.G.
is to maintain our readinessCopy !req
163. and ongoing preparations
to enhance our readinessCopy !req
164. here in Kuwait.Copy !req
165. What does Godfather think?Copy !req
166. I think, in other words,Copy !req
167. no word.Copy !req
168. Our objective
remains getting into that A-O,Copy !req
169. securing that bridge over the Euphrates,Copy !req
170. and holding it
for the main Marine Force.Copy !req
171. Rolling through Iraq in open-top HumveesCopy !req
172. is completely outside
of what first recon does.Copy !req
173. We might not like it,Copy !req
174. but the general has asked this battalion
to be America's shock troops.Copy !req
175. And Godfather can't tell the general
"we don't do windows. "Copy !req
176. Sir, Alpha company's
still missing maps of the A-O.Copy !req
177. The problem is battalion-wide
and we are working on it, be assured.Copy !req
178. What is the policy
on the wearing of the beanies?Copy !req
179. When should they be worn?Copy !req
180. Maintaing a grooming standard
is mission critical.Copy !req
181. Just because these men
fancy themselves an elite unitCopy !req
182. doesn't mean they own the rules.Copy !req
183. Between 0900 and 1700Copy !req
184. watch caps are a no-go.Copy !req
185. I don't want us to see no cowboy elvises
walking around in them beanies.Copy !req
186. All right,Copy !req
187. division has handed down change
in the signals protocol...Copy !req
188. All my hoses are rotted out.
I got dirty earl working it.Copy !req
189. Got a mess of blown donkey dicks.Copy !req
190. On a short string here.Copy !req
191. I just got this bucket five days ago.
This is like "Gilligan's Island. "Copy !req
192. They're giving us rocks and conuts
to make radios...Copy !req
193. Even the gaskets are gone, man.Copy !req
194. Back home, they're driving around
in Mercedes Benz SUVsCopy !req
195. picking up their poodles
at the dog cappuccino stand.Copy !req
196. And here we are invading a country
with ghetto hoopties.Copy !req
197. It's depressing.Copy !req
198. What the fuck?Copy !req
199. Where the fuck you find those?Copy !req
200. I had to suck an officer's cock
to get these.Copy !req
201. See? That's some exploitive shit.Copy !req
202. You been exploited by your betters.Copy !req
203. You know what we need in America?
Is a holidayCopy !req
204. where once a year the blue-collar manCopy !req
205. gets to go into the home
of the white-collar man, eat his food,Copy !req
206. sleep in his bed and fuck his shit up.Copy !req
207. - Jeff, you realize you're a communist?
- Fuck I am.Copy !req
208. A blue force tracker.Copy !req
209. Downtown Baghdad,Copy !req
210. Safwan Hill...Copy !req
211. The entire A-O.Copy !req
212. You are the Iceman, Dawg.Copy !req
213. You up here in the 21st century,
we're all back there in the stone age.Copy !req
214. Third infantry to the east,Copy !req
215. us,Copy !req
216. our neighbors to the north,Copy !req
217. and the Euphrates bridge,Copy !req
218. our objective.Copy !req
219. Jesus Christ!Copy !req
220. What is you,
some kind of goddamn hippy faggot?Copy !req
221. Fuck is this?Copy !req
222. Damn it all.Copy !req
223. Why the fuck
is your shirt out of regulation?Copy !req
224. Sergeant Major, is there a problem?Copy !req
225. My Marines have been working
on that Humvee all morning.Copy !req
226. I don't careCopy !req
227. if your Marine
has a sucking chest wound!Copy !req
228. He will not traipse around on the deck
with his shirttails hanging out!Copy !req
229. Might just N.J.P all your asses!Copy !req
230. Yes, Sergeant Major.Copy !req
231. Corporal person, be advised,Copy !req
232. you'll conduct all business in this campCopy !req
233. in compliance
with the grooming standard,Copy !req
234. under direct order
from the Battalion Commander himself.Copy !req
235. Sergeant Patrick,Copy !req
236. your mustache hairs is in violations,Copy !req
237. growing beyond the corner of your mouth.Copy !req
238. I hear Godfather himself
say you look like a bum.Copy !req
239. Police that mustache!Copy !req
240. Yes, sir!
And you look like elvises!Copy !req
241. Don't push our luck.Copy !req
242. Walt!Copy !req
243. Trombley.Copy !req
244. Nothing but letters.Copy !req
245. No batteries, no diapers, and no turret.Copy !req
246. Guess not today, homes.Copy !req
247. Just another five dozen letters
from fuckin' schoolkids and shit.Copy !req
248. Listen to this.
"Dear Mr. Army men... "Copy !req
249. Army? Fuck that.Copy !req
250. "... I am proud that you are being brave
and defendingCopy !req
251. "our country against the terrorists.Copy !req
252. They are bad and I am glad that you are
going to catch them and punish them. "Copy !req
253. Good writer.Copy !req
254. "... I am glad that you are so brave
and I pray for you. "Copy !req
255. - What's she look like?
- She's actually pretty hot.Copy !req
256. - I like them braids.
- Let me see, man.Copy !req
257. Listen to this shit right here.Copy !req
258. "Maybe you'll be able to come home
without having to fight. "Copy !req
259. - Bullshit.
- Fuck that.Copy !req
260. "Peace is better than war and it would
be nice if no one would be hurt. "Copy !req
261. Hippy communist shit.Copy !req
262. - Where is this weak-ass child from?
- Vermont!Copy !req
263. Frederick Firestone from 2707Copy !req
264. Spencer road, Chevy Chase, Maryland.Copy !req
265. - Fucking Maryland.
- "Dear Frederick!Copy !req
266. "Thank you for your nice letter.Copy !req
267. "But I am actually a U.S. Marine who wasCopy !req
268. "born to kill,Copy !req
269. "whereas clearly you have mistaken me
for some sort ofCopy !req
270. "wine-sipping communist dick-suck.Copy !req
271. "And although peace probably appeals
to tree-loving bisexualsCopy !req
272. "like you and your parents,
I happen to beCopy !req
273. "a death-dealing, blood-crazed warriorCopy !req
274. "who wakes up every day just hopingCopy !req
275. "for the chance to dismember my enemiesCopy !req
276. "and defile their civilizations.Copy !req
277. "Peace sucks a hairy asshole, Freddie.Copy !req
278. - "War is the motherfucking answer. "
- Hell, yeah!Copy !req
279. - "But thanks for writing anyway. "
- "Your pal, Ray. "Copy !req
280. Man, every motherfucker in this camp
is just waiting for packages of dip,Copy !req
281. ripped fuel, porn mags,
batteries, hash chunks,Copy !req
282. a dirty-ass jerk-off letter
from Suzie Rottencrotch.Copy !req
283. Except for Brad Colbert over here
who actually thinksCopy !req
284. that his mail-order turret
is gonna come in before we step off.Copy !req
285. - Sorry, Brad.
- But no.Copy !req
286. All we get is this happy day
fucking horseshit from Miss cuntlips'Copy !req
287. fourth-grade class.
Can you fucking believe this shit?Copy !req
288. Oh, bro.Copy !req
289. Damn.Copy !req
290. I'd eat a mile of her shit
just to see where it came from.Copy !req
291. Take her diaper off.Copy !req
292. Pass the word. Watch caps
are a no-go between 0900 and 1700.Copy !req
293. That's Godfather talking.Copy !req
294. Brah.Copy !req
295. What?Copy !req
296. - You got sauce on you.
- Oh, yeah?Copy !req
297. I look like a mud?
I look like Gabe's filthy spic brother?Copy !req
298. - What the fuck is on your grape?
- My boonie. Give me it back.Copy !req
299. You see any other Recon Marine in here
wearing a soft cover?Copy !req
300. No fucking way, Dawg.Copy !req
301. I know you didn't go through B.R.C,
but, boy, you gotta front.Copy !req
302. All these other grunts look up to recon
like we are cold-blooded warriors.Copy !req
303. We're carnivorous motherfuckers,
and you gotta carry it like that.Copy !req
304. Here.Copy !req
305. I got your six, boy.Copy !req
306. This motherfucker.Copy !req
307. F.N.G., Sergeant.Copy !req
308. Cocky motherfuckers.Copy !req
309. The American Department of State
has ordered all non-essential...Copy !req
310. Check it. The escort V.H.F. Watson
gave us was in E.O.R. and it's U.H.F.Copy !req
311. Both the D.A.S.C.
and the D.A.S.C.- A, right?Copy !req
312. - President Bush...
- Hold on. I want to hear this.Copy !req
313. and Spanish Prime Minister,
José Maria Aznar...Copy !req
314. I'd chili-dog that bitch.Copy !req
315. - Nice.
- You think that's enough?Copy !req
316. You should be rockin' it like me, Pappy.Copy !req
317. - Hitler 'stache is reg.
- Looked good on Hitler.Copy !req
318. In sport...Copy !req
319. - No dead fly girl.
- The media's in on it.Copy !req
320. They don't want us to know J. Lo's dead.Copy !req
321. They think it will fuck with morale.Copy !req
322. On the C.E.O.I. they have
the escorts listed as no encryption,Copy !req
323. but they're covered, right?Copy !req
324. You can't do one frequency plain.Copy !req
325. Don't matter on the 113s anyway.
They only go to six.Copy !req
326. What the hell was that?Copy !req
327. - Not again.
- I need Marines with sledgehammers!Copy !req
328. - Let's go.
- Come on, you heard him!Copy !req
329. Pull it! Come on!Copy !req
330. You,Copy !req
331. get over there!Copy !req
332. - Come on!
- Hold it down!Copy !req
333. Shame about your tent, sir.
Put these with my gear.Copy !req
334. Yes sir.Copy !req
335. Pappy.Copy !req
336. I gotta be at battalion for a while,Copy !req
337. so make sure nothing happens
when I'm there.Copy !req
338. This is a writer
who's gonna embed with us.Copy !req
339. - He's from Rolling Stone, so be gentle.
- The Rolling Stones?Copy !req
340. Rolling Stone?Copy !req
341. Fuck if they don't give us
a dope-smoking, peace-freak writer.Copy !req
342. Christeson,Copy !req
343. show Rolling Stone Magazine
where to stow his shit.Copy !req
344. You gonna write about how we're all
baby killers and ma rapers?Copy !req
345. You gonna tell all them people
who read Rolling StoneCopy !req
346. how it fucking feels to be in a war?Copy !req
347. Actually, most avid readers
of Rolling StoneCopy !req
348. only really know what it feels like
to have a cock up their assholes.Copy !req
349. Could be worse.
I used to write for Hustler.Copy !req
350. - You wrote for Hustler?
- We're in the presence of greatness.Copy !req
351. What did you write for Hustler"?Copy !req
352. Porn reviews, hot letters,Copy !req
353. - beaver hunt.
- You wrote beaver hunt?Copy !req
354. - This way, reporter sir.
- This guy wrote beaver hunt!Copy !req
355. He must have those polaroids
of your mom.Copy !req
356. I'm sorry.Copy !req
357. Your rack, sir.Copy !req
358. They got you in the fucking ghetto.Copy !req
359. Reporter, ever seen a grown man naked?
You feel me?Copy !req
360. Fuckin' spics and a goddamn jig.Copy !req
361. Yo, that ain't cool, man,Copy !req
362. fuckin' race-hating motherfucker.Copy !req
363. Spics, a coon, and a fucking wigger.Copy !req
364. See, wiggers be the worst...Copy !req
365. Race traitors,
miscegenatin' with the muds.Copy !req
366. You don't have to listen to this little
trailer-trash-whiskey-tango fuck.Copy !req
367. Ain't all your crackhead brothers
nappy-headed and shit?Copy !req
368. James is the only white boy
in the family.Copy !req
369. Three stepdads, and they're all black.Copy !req
370. Take this down, Dawg.Copy !req
371. "It makes my heart heavyCopy !req
372. "to see the white race sink
as low as James's mother has.Copy !req
373. "At least if she was Mexican
she'd be ashamed of herself.Copy !req
374. "But being a white bitch,Copy !req
375. "she still thinks she's better than
the brothers she sells that ass toCopy !req
376. "in the parking lot
of the titty bar she works at. "Copy !req
377. - Screwby, Dawg.
- Yo, fuck you, man.Copy !req
378. She's a bookkeeper.Copy !req
379. Cockkeeper.Copy !req
380. Yo, T!Copy !req
381. You hear that? The beaners
are cracking on your people too.Copy !req
382. Ain't you gonna say something?Copy !req
383. I'm just not into that racial thing,
man.Copy !req
384. All right.Copy !req
385. Let's go, Garza.Copy !req
386. Let's talk about what we're gonna do
when we get out of the corps.Copy !req
387. We're gonna join us a border patrol
and shoot us some wetbacks.Copy !req
388. Shoot wetbacks!Copy !req
389. Welcome aboard.Copy !req
390. Fuck these turrets!
Shit won't go past my five.Copy !req
391. Relax, my manimal.
Pappy will get you fixed up.Copy !req
392. - Rudy, hand me your leatherman.
- Roger.Copy !req
393. Mr. Potato head at your six,
closing fast.Copy !req
394. Sergeant Patrick!Copy !req
395. Hold it there!Copy !req
396. You mocking me?Copy !req
397. Hairs hanging from your faceCopy !req
398. beyond your mouth areas.Copy !req
399. You are unsightly, unsanitary,Copy !req
400. and in violations
of Godfather's written standards.Copy !req
401. Do you read me, Sergeant Patrick?Copy !req
402. You has until o dark hundred
to unfuck yourself.Copy !req
403. Godfather tells us two weeks agoCopy !req
404. that division's having
a mustache-growing contest.Copy !req
405. Now Mr. Potato head here
is lifing-out Pappy.Copy !req
406. We all got jobs to do.Copy !req
407. Sergeant Major Sixta's job
is to be an asshole,Copy !req
408. and he excels at the position.Copy !req
409. It's titanium. 16 Ibs, about yeah big.Copy !req
410. Should have been shipped weeks ago,Copy !req
411. and I was starting to wonder if it was
shortstopped at battalion somewhere.Copy !req
412. A shield?Copy !req
413. For the main gunner, yeah.Copy !req
414. Sergeant Colbert.Copy !req
415. It's important.Copy !req
416. Gentlemen.Copy !req
417. The stove underneath Rudy's espresso pot
went off like a forty mike-mike.Copy !req
418. Flamed white boy's face
like a rotisserie chicken.Copy !req
419. Let me understand this...Copy !req
420. My R.T.O. has just been burnedCopy !req
421. in his tent by an
exploding portable stove.Copy !req
422. And without my R.T.O.,
I will be going to warCopy !req
423. unable to quickly and effectively
establish radio communicationsCopy !req
424. within our unit,Copy !req
425. with other elements of the battalion,
and with close air support.Copy !req
426. Is this what is happening?Copy !req
427. That and they're probably gonna N.J.P.
all our asses for operating a stoveCopy !req
428. in the tent against the regs.Copy !req
429. Over an espresso maker?Copy !req
430. This platoon is going downCopy !req
431. over an espresso maker?Copy !req
432. until division informs me otherwise.Copy !req
433. All right, that's all for now.Copy !req
434. Keep it tight, gentlemen.
We're on a short string.Copy !req
435. Lieutenant Fick.Copy !req
436. Yes sir?Copy !req
437. Your C.O. passed on your report.Copy !req
438. Your unit sustained a casualty.
A marine was burned.Copy !req
439. Corporal person sustained minor injuriesCopy !req
440. when a cookstove being operated
according to regulationsCopy !req
441. suffered a catastrophic failure.Copy !req
442. And the men operating this cookstoveCopy !req
443. were outside the tent
when this happened?Copy !req
444. Yes sir.Copy !req
445. At the time, corporal person
was kneeling by the entrance,Copy !req
446. servicing a 148.Copy !req
447. - And you witnessed this?
- Yes sir.Copy !req
448. I observed the stove malfunction,Copy !req
449. and the swift action of
my Marines to treat corporal person.Copy !req
450. Lieutenant Fick,Copy !req
451. you might want to consider writing up
some of these men for commendation.Copy !req
452. I will consider that, sir.Copy !req
453. Why is the PX at an army camp?Copy !req
454. Marines don't need a PX. We're about
to loot and pillage a country!Copy !req
455. Then why are we going to the PX?Copy !req
456. AAA batteries.Copy !req
457. Dip... skoal and Copenhagen,Copy !req
458. baby wipes,Copy !req
459. various flavored Pringles in a can,Copy !req
460. and adult diapers,Copy !req
461. as requested.Copy !req
462. Why do you need me
to get you all this stuff?Copy !req
463. In the infinite wisdomCopy !req
464. of whoever runs
the military post-exchange stores,Copy !req
465. they won't sell this stuff in quantity
to actual military personnel.Copy !req
466. For civilians like yourself,
the sky's the limit.Copy !req
467. - And why is that?
- To keep us angry.Copy !req
468. If Marines could get what they need
when they need it,Copy !req
469. we would be happy, and we wouldn't be
ready to kill people all the time.Copy !req
470. See, the marine corps is like
America's little pit bull.Copy !req
471. They beat us, mistreat us,Copy !req
472. and once in a while let us out
to attack somebody.Copy !req
473. What's the big deal with the batteries?Copy !req
474. They're for our pec-twos and N.V.Gs,Copy !req
475. our night vision.Copy !req
476. Battalion didn't bring enough batteries.
We had to ration them.Copy !req
477. Battalion didn't bring
enough of anything that matters.Copy !req
478. They don't have enough fuckin' maps.Copy !req
479. The army goes to war, they bring it all.Copy !req
480. But Marines...Copy !req
481. We make do.Copy !req
482. No maps, no batteries.Copy !req
483. We keep trying to get this shit
mailed to us but nothing ever comes.Copy !req
484. Fuck if Colbert didn't try and
have a shield for the turret Fedexed,Copy !req
485. not that it'll get here in time.Copy !req
486. Titanium, 16 Ibs.Copy !req
487. I had it custom engineered.Copy !req
488. When the Marines
invade a foreign country,Copy !req
489. we gotta buy all our own shit.Copy !req
490. Me and Brad spent $500 of our own money
just fixing up the Humvee...Copy !req
491. Bought our own antennas,
filters, cammie nets.Copy !req
492. We even painted it ourselves.Copy !req
493. So yeah, homes,Copy !req
494. we pimpin'.Copy !req
495. Why do you guys need the diapers?Copy !req
496. Hitman two three, this is Hitman.
Radio check, over.Copy !req
497. Brad, we have major activity
on the wire.Copy !req
498. 2-0 unidentified victors
at the checkpoint.Copy !req
499. Fuck, they're coming through the gates!Copy !req
500. Un-fucking-believable.Copy !req
501. The shit is on.Copy !req
502. Has to be.Copy !req
503. - Pepperoni, motherfucker!
- This fucking rocks!Copy !req
504. Some beer would go great with this!Copy !req
505. Here, I'll trade you one.Copy !req
506. - Fuck yeah!
- $10 a pie?Copy !req
507. - No sir, I'm selling $10 per slice.
- The fuck you say?Copy !req
508. With kindness, sir, you go
to Kuwait City and get it yourself then.Copy !req
509. - Fucking ridiculous!
- You have $20?Copy !req
510. Can you believe
they're like 10 bucks a slice?Copy !req
511. - I need a 20!
- You haji motherfucker!Copy !req
512. Choke, motherfucker!Copy !req
513. I'm three for 20.
I'm hornier than a motherfucker!Copy !req
514. Just when I thought I'd stopped loving
the marine corps they go and do this.Copy !req
515. This is it, Dawg.Copy !req
516. The corps doesn't just bring pizza pies
from Kuwait City for no reason.Copy !req
517. We got lobster in Afghanistan.Copy !req
518. Captain, sir?Copy !req
519. Did you guys get some pizza?Copy !req
520. You can have my extra slice.Copy !req
521. The other companies have bumped
into high gear.Copy !req
522. They're stowing their gear,
packing the Humvees. What's up?Copy !req
523. What do you mean?Copy !req
524. Sir, is there a reason
we got pizza delivered today?Copy !req
525. Godfather issued maps
for your team leaders,Copy !req
526. the whole A-O to the Euphrates.Copy !req
527. I was gonna bring it up
at our briefing tomorrow.Copy !req
528. Godfather says General Mattis
issued the warning order.Copy !req
529. So be prepared to move to the staging
area within the next 48 hours.Copy !req
530. Nice of him to fucking mention it.Copy !req
531. Get some!Copy !req
532. Let's roll!Copy !req
533. - Shit, Dawg!
- I feel like it's fuckin' Christmas!Copy !req
534. It's urgent, Brad.
We're fuckin' almost Oscar Mike.Copy !req
535. Ray,Copy !req
536. can I have just one final momentCopy !req
537. enjoying the fruits of civilization?Copy !req
538. We are breaking open the M.O.P. suits.Copy !req
539. They are rated to maintain
their effectiveness against chemicalCopy !req
540. and biological attack for 30 days.Copy !req
541. Now make sure they fit now.Copy !req
542. There will be no chance
to exchange them later.Copy !req
543. Do not wash, abrade,
or puncture your M.O.P. suit.Copy !req
544. - We expect to fight dirty.
- Been fighting dirty my whole life.Copy !req
545. If we are fighting in a chemical
environment and we get shot,Copy !req
546. how are they gonna cas-evac us?Copy !req
547. - They're not.
- What?Copy !req
548. You're hit in a chemical environment,
you're fucked anyway.Copy !req
549. Woodland camouflage?Copy !req
550. Anyone happen to remember we're invading
a fucking desert country?Copy !req
551. - Fuckin' retards.
- Exactly. What the fuck, man?Copy !req
552. Can't fight in this shit.Copy !req
553. I hate these fuckin' things.Copy !req
554. How come the reporter gets desert?Copy !req
555. - I didn't ask for...
- Are you wearing shorts?Copy !req
556. What? Boxers, screwby.Copy !req
557. Yo, it's gonna be hot, man.Copy !req
558. Me?Copy !req
559. Shit, I'm freeballing it
all the way to Baghdad.Copy !req
560. - Good thing I shaved my balls.
- Your PresidentCopy !req
561. is watching!Copy !req
562. AmericaCopy !req
563. is watching!Copy !req
564. But more important,Copy !req
565. GodfatherCopy !req
566. is watching.Copy !req
567. Make no mistake,Copy !req
568. there will be noCopy !req
569. fuckups!Copy !req
570. MarinesCopy !req
571. around this world would givesCopy !req
572. their leftCopy !req
573. nutsCopy !req
574. to beCopy !req
575. where you are!Copy !req
576. - Anybody not want to go?
- No, Sergeant Major!Copy !req
577. Marines,Copy !req
578. kill on three!Copy !req
579. One!Copy !req
580. Two!Copy !req
581. - Three!
- Kill!Copy !req
582. Batal-lion,Copy !req
583. atten...Copy !req
584. tion!Copy !req
585. Dismissed!Copy !req
586. Get some!Copy !req
587. Hitman three,Copy !req
588. can you have your R.T.O. head over
here to Hitman? Over.Copy !req
589. Anybody need any water?Copy !req
590. Sergeant, are we there yet?Copy !req
591. Hitman, this is Hitman three.
He's en route.Copy !req
592. What the fuck is taking so long?Copy !req
593. We've been sitting here
for four goddamn hours.Copy !req
594. - Don't spit on my Humvee, Ray.
- I didn't.Copy !req
595. Ray,Copy !req
596. you spit with your lips, you always
get it on the side of my Humvee.Copy !req
597. I heard you spit with your lips.Copy !req
598. Spit with your teeth.Copy !req
599. All Hitman victors, still waiting.Copy !req
600. Be advised we're still waiting
for the battalion translator.Copy !req
601. Do you mean you guys are invading Iraq
with just one translator?Copy !req
602. No, shit.Copy !req
603. What is it?Copy !req
604. Dude man, this majorly sucks!Copy !req
605. Sir, we can not delay any longer.Copy !req
606. I can't believe I'm leaving
without my shit, man.Copy !req
607. It's primo chronic.Copy !req
608. - It's the best in the gulf!
- That's regrettable, Sir.Copy !req
609. - Bullshit!
- Let's go, mount up!Copy !req
610. - Interpreter is stowed.
- We are Oscar Mike!Copy !req
611. We are Oscar Mike to
the border staging area.Copy !req
612. Two two's up!Copy !req
613. War scribe,Copy !req
614. want some dip?Copy !req
615. First couple of times I dipped,
I puked a little bit.Copy !req
616. But as long as you don't get it.
In Brad's Humvee,Copy !req
617. we won't mind.Copy !req
618. - All Hitman Victors...
- It's good, isn't it?Copy !req
619. maintain 50 meter
dispersion at 2-5 kph, over.Copy !req
620. Roger that.Copy !req
621. All Hitman Two Victors,
we are Oscar Mike.Copy !req
622. Maintain 50 meter dispersion at 45 kph.Copy !req
623. Check it out, Dawg.Copy !req
624. White man won't be denied.Copy !req
625. cruise missiles fired by US ShipsCopy !req
626. and guided bombs dropped
by stealth planesCopy !req
627. struck targets in downtown BaghdadCopy !req
628. in what American officials describeCopy !req
629. as an attempt to decapitate
the Iraqi leadershipCopy !req
630. before the war begins.Copy !req
631. Meanwhile, a quarter of a million
American and British-led troopsCopy !req
632. are said to be massed
on the Iraq-Kuwait borderCopy !req
633. amid claims that many Iraqi soldiersCopy !req
634. are ready to defect.Copy !req
635. In the States, the US Secretary
of Defense Donald RumsfeldCopy !req
636. has denied reports that negotiations
are taking place for a cease fire.Copy !req
637. He said the only topic
for discussion with Saddam HusseinCopy !req
638. - was unconditional surrender...
- We kicked the hornet's nest.Copy !req
639. Now we better kill
all the fucking hornets.Copy !req
640. You're being called upon to kill.Copy !req
641. We're gonna be invading
a country full of civilians.Copy !req
642. But at the same time,Copy !req
643. we don't know if the people shooting
at us are gonna be in uniformCopy !req
644. or looking like farmers.Copy !req
645. If we shoot civilians,Copy !req
646. we're gonna turn the populace
against us and lose this war.Copy !req
647. But I don't want to lose marines
because we are not aggressive.Copy !req
648. The R.O.E. will boil down to this:Copy !req
649. if in your mind you fire
to protect yourself or your teamCopy !req
650. - it's the right thing.
- Hell yeah!Copy !req
651. Get that?Copy !req
652. I don't want
to shoot no fuckin' farmer.Copy !req
653. - I'd shoot one.
- Sir,Copy !req
654. you got any word
from the rest of the world?Copy !req
655. Is the U.N. going in with us,Copy !req
656. or are we on our own?Copy !req
657. It's the usual french
talk of stall and surrender.Copy !req
658. Gas gas gas!Copy !req
659. - Move move!
- Gas gas!Copy !req
660. - Gas gas gas!
- Move move move!Copy !req
661. Get to the vehicles!Copy !req
662. Let's go, let's take cover! Let's go!Copy !req
663. Move move move!Copy !req
664. Put a move on it! We gotta go!Copy !req
665. Get to the vehicles!Copy !req
666. What do you got, Sergeant?Copy !req
667. Can you help me with the...Copy !req
668. All clear!Copy !req
669. All clear!Copy !req
670. I just performed testicle
surgery on the reporter!Copy !req
671. I forgot to spit out my
tobacco so I had to swallow it.Copy !req
672. And this suit is too small.Copy !req
673. That strap was crushing my nuts.Copy !req
674. Reporter, you are possibly
the biggest fuckup I have encountered.Copy !req
675. Well maybe he fits right in.Copy !req
676. You know it doesn't make
you gay if you think Rudy's hot.Copy !req
677. We all think he's hot.Copy !req
678. Jesus, you're beautiful.Copy !req
679. Actually I'm going to hell out here.Copy !req
680. Back home,Copy !req
681. all I eat is sushi and vegetables.Copy !req
682. The nutrition here is garbage.Copy !req
683. You know, I think Sheree and
I are going to move to San Francisco.Copy !req
684. There's no fat people there.Copy !req
685. That was a no-shit scud attack, Gents.Copy !req
686. Awesome!Copy !req
687. I just lived through a scud attack.Copy !req
688. Rudy, why would you give a fuck
if there's fat people where you live?Copy !req
689. Brother, I want to live where
people care about themselves.Copy !req
690. Jesus Christ, Rudy.Copy !req
691. When are you gonna realize
that you're fucking gay?Copy !req
692. When we're on libo, you wear
banana republic Daisy Duke shortsCopy !req
693. and now you're rolling into battleCopy !req
694. in your goddamn chicken suit
and J-Lo glasses.Copy !req
695. You dress like a pimp queen.Copy !req
696. I don't dress like
no goddamn pimp queen.Copy !req
697. I wear clothes that are body-conscious.Copy !req
698. Gas gas gas!Copy !req
699. Move move move!Copy !req
700. - Good job, reporter.
- I got it!Copy !req
701. Air and Arty are
now hitting Safwan Hill.Copy !req
702. There are two Iraqi divisions
on the other side of the breach.Copy !req
703. From the sound of it,
they are not having a good day.Copy !req
704. We are going to demonstrate
to the Iraqis that we have not comeCopy !req
705. to harm innocent people
or threaten their way of life.Copy !req
706. But if you bump into an Iraqi who wants
to fight, you will fucking kick his ass.Copy !req
707. Battle streamers for this battalionCopy !req
708. will be earned on your shoulders,Copy !req
709. on your shoulders.Copy !req
710. Now, gentlemen,Copy !req
711. all mustaches grown
for the divisional contestCopy !req
712. are all to be shavedCopy !req
713. by the time we reach the Euphrates.Copy !req
714. This battalion will maintain
a grooming standard.Copy !req
715. That's all, gentlemen.Copy !req
716. We're getting ready to invade a country
and this is what our leader offers us.Copy !req
717. Mustaches.Copy !req
718. I trust you, Brad, to keep
your personal feelings to yourself.Copy !req
719. Check it out.Copy !req
720. I taped my windowsCopy !req
721. so I can turn my laptop on without
the enemy seeing the light.Copy !req
722. Cool?Copy !req
723. How do you feel on the
edge of this historical invasion?Copy !req
724. Find those batteries yet
for my night vision gear, Gunny?Copy !req
725. That was a goddamn sucker punch.Copy !req
726. Supply situation isn't on any of us.Copy !req
727. With all due respect, Gunny,
last I checked, your billetCopy !req
728. was ops chief in charge of procuring
supplies necessary for combat readiness.Copy !req
729. Yeah, and I inherited that messCopy !req
730. from some pog who fucked
it all up before I even got near it.Copy !req
731. - You get word on the escort?
- A week.Copy !req
732. Gave me a week to unfuck this shit.Copy !req
733. Captain?Copy !req
734. Are we getting tanks or cobras?Copy !req
735. What's up with the escort?Copy !req
736. We got word a couple of hours ago.Copy !req
737. We're not getting escort tanks
or cobras going over the border.Copy !req
738. Any reason you waited
till now to tell me about this?Copy !req
739. We've lost our armor escort.
And we get no ass going over the L.O.D.Copy !req
740. - That's a low priority to pass on?
- Personal feelings, sir.Copy !req
741. They're sending us
alone against Iraqi armor.Copy !req
742. People are gonna die because of this!Copy !req
743. See you on the other side, Bro.Copy !req
744. Godspeed!Copy !req
745. - God-fucking-speed to you!
- Fucking Captain America.Copy !req
746. - A little belt-fed today, isn't he?
- We're all excited.Copy !req
747. They kill hundreds, those pilots.Copy !req
748. I would liked to have flown the
plane that dropped the bomb on Japan.Copy !req
749. A couple of dudes killed
hundreds of thousands.Copy !req
750. That fucking rules.Copy !req
751. All Hitman Victors,Copy !req
752. be advised we are five kliks out
from breach point 2. Over.Copy !req
753. Man, I wish I had some 'shrooms.Copy !req
754. This is the fucking shit!Copy !req
755. Yeah, it's the shiznit.Copy !req
756. Watch the fucking road.Copy !req
757. How come we're not there yet?Copy !req
758. Maybe 'cause a certain severely retarded
company commander by the nameCopy !req
759. of Encino man who,
in his infinite retardation,Copy !req
760. duct-taped his humvee windows.Copy !req
761. Thought he was being
all tactical and shit,Copy !req
762. until Bravo missed the turn at the
checkpoint 'cause retard couldn't seeCopy !req
763. out his fuckin' truck.Copy !req
764. There's layers of retardation
that most people don't even know about.Copy !req
765. - You should quote me on that.
- Two One, continue behind raptor.Copy !req
766. We'll be veering west to the 98 ***.Copy !req
767. Roger that.
We still have *** point 2.Copy !req
768. Look at this shit. How come
we can't ever invade a cool country...Copy !req
769. like chicks in bikinis, you know?Copy !req
770. How come countries like
that don't ever need Marines?Copy !req
771. I'll tell you why.Copy !req
772. It's lack of pussy
that fucks countries up.Copy !req
773. Lack of pussy is the root fucking
cause of all global instability.Copy !req
774. If more hajis were
getting quality pussy,Copy !req
775. there'd be no reason for us to come
over here and fuck them up like this.Copy !req
776. 'cause a nut-busted
haji is a happy haji.Copy !req
777. How much ripped fuel have you ingested?Copy !req
778. I'm on it like a motherfucker, Brad.Copy !req
779. I'm moto, dude!Copy !req
780. No more of that shit.Copy !req
781. When you do ripped fuel,
you can't shut up.Copy !req
782. All Hitman Victors,Copy !req
783. be advised you
are three kliks south of breach point 2.Copy !req
784. Interesting theory though.Copy !req
785. Yeah, you should quote me on it.Copy !req
786. You know what?
You should definitely quote me on it.Copy !req
787. This whole fucking thing,
it comes down to pussy.Copy !req
788. If you took the republican guardCopy !req
789. and comped their asses
in vegas for a weekend,Copy !req
790. no fucking war.Copy !req
791. So the war's not about oil or W.M. Ds?Copy !req
792. No. In the opinion of
this Marine it's about pussy.Copy !req
793. - And it's not about Saddam?
- Saddam's just part of the problem.Copy !req
794. If Saddam invested moreCopy !req
795. in the pussy infrastructure of iraq
than he did on his fucking gayass army,Copy !req
796. than this country would be no more
fucked up than, say, Mexico.Copy !req
797. Please shut up.Copy !req
798. Thank you.Copy !req
799. All hitman two victors,
we are one klik until breach 2.Copy !req
800. Wake up, Trombley.Copy !req
801. You're missing the invasion.Copy !req
802. Yo, Christopher,Copy !req
803. get some of this on videotape
for me, Brah.Copy !req
804. This is us invading
a country right here.Copy !req
805. Oh, shit!Copy !req
806. Welcome to Iraq, bitches!Copy !req
807. All Hitman Two Victors,
we take this turn,Copy !req
808. we're screening west with
no adjacent support.Copy !req
809. Roger that. This is it.
We got no escort.Copy !req
810. It's just our thin-skinned
Humvees going against tanks.Copy !req
811. Jesus, Captain America's
a fucking retard.Copy !req
812. They need to keep that
asshole off company-wide comms.Copy !req
813. Two One Alpha, this is Two One Bravo.Copy !req
814. We have a possible rocket tube at our
two o'clock, 500 meters,Copy !req
815. that shiny thing. Over.Copy !req
816. Put your mark-19 at two o'clock,
range at 500.Copy !req
817. I see a glinting, Sergeant.Copy !req
818. I can't tell if it's
a pipe or a tank tube.Copy !req
819. I glassed it. It's a pipe.Copy !req
820. Two One Bravo, this is Two One Alpha.Copy !req
821. We see a pipe in a trash pile. Over.Copy !req
822. This is Two One Bravo.Copy !req
823. Roger that. Out.Copy !req
824. Tell you who the biggest
fucking retard is:Copy !req
825. that Saddam Hussein.Copy !req
826. We already kicked his ass once, and
what does this retard go and fucking do?Copy !req
827. He spends the next 10
years pissing us off even more.Copy !req
828. We don't want
to be in this shithole.Copy !req
829. Stop scribbling.Copy !req
830. It encourages him.Copy !req
831. Stay frosty, Gents.Copy !req
832. What do you got?Copy !req
833. I just waved at an Iraqi
and he waved back.Copy !req
834. That was cool.Copy !req
835. Good, Garza. Be magnanimous.Copy !req
836. What the fuck does that mean?Copy !req
837. Lofty and kinglike.Copy !req
838. Buddy, it's 10:00 in the morning.Copy !req
839. Don't you think you oughta change out
of your pajamas?Copy !req
840. - Afternoon, sir.
- Beautiful day to get a war on.Copy !req
841. - I'll trade your pop-tarts.
- I got combos.Copy !req
842. I'll take 'em.Copy !req
843. - Sucker.
- Sir, is our mission still that bridge?Copy !req
844. All right, gents, listen up.Copy !req
845. We are here.Copy !req
846. Our orders, that we are to bust north
until the battalion tells us to stop.Copy !req
847. The bridge we're supposed
to be seizing in six hours is here.Copy !req
848. We've gone beyond the A-O.Copy !req
849. Is battalion asking us to execute
our mission on the same timetable?Copy !req
850. - I have no word on that, brad.
- Anyone want a charms?Copy !req
851. What, are you an idiot?Copy !req
852. Never ever let charms
into this vehicle again.Copy !req
853. Nobody lets charms in the vehicle
in the whole fuckingCopy !req
854. United States Marine corps.
It's bad luck.Copy !req
855. - Semper simple motherfucker.
- Fuckin' new guy!Copy !req
856. We've been static way too long,
sitting here with our asses hanging out.Copy !req
857. We don't stand a chance
against one T-72 tank.Copy !req
858. They got 70 of them out here.
This is suicide!Copy !req
859. Sir, the behavior
of your fellow officer,Copy !req
860. commander of our sister platoon,
is starting to concern us.Copy !req
861. Captain America's unprofessional.Copy !req
862. If you have a nickname for an Officer,
I don't want to know it.Copy !req
863. Is everyone on your
teams getting some shut-eye?Copy !req
864. Since they brought us pizza at Mathilda,
my whole team hasn't slept.Copy !req
865. - That's, what, 30 hours now?
- We don't know what's coming.Copy !req
866. You gotta rotate guys,
get 'em some sleep.Copy !req
867. When my band opened up for Limp Bizkit
in Kansas City, we fuckin' sucked.Copy !req
868. But then again, so did they.Copy !req
869. The only difference is that they
became famous and I became a marine.Copy !req
870. Hey, there's kids holding hands.Copy !req
871. Cute.Copy !req
872. Don't shoot 'em, Garza.Copy !req
873. - We got hardball ahead, Sergeant.
- That's M.S.R. Tampa.Copy !req
874. When we've crossed it,
we'll be the northernmost unit in Iraq.Copy !req
875. Hitman Two, this is Two One.Copy !req
876. Do you want my victor
to provide overwatchCopy !req
877. on the northeast corner of the M.S.R?Copy !req
878. Roger that.Copy !req
879. This is Hitman Two.
All Hitman Victors align off Two One.Copy !req
880. I got two pickups bearing down
on us fast.Copy !req
881. Sir, I observe men with A.K.S.
They're in the lead vehicle.Copy !req
882. Hitman, this is Hitman Two. We have two
victors with armed Iraqis approaching.Copy !req
883. How copy?Copy !req
884. Hitman, solid copy.Copy !req
885. Hitman, I am seeing armed IraqisCopy !req
886. in civilian clothes in white pickups
marked with red diamonds.Copy !req
887. We should smoke 'em, sir!Copy !req
888. Hitman Two, this is Hitman.
Interrogative.Copy !req
889. Can you...Copy !req
890. - Can you wave them off? Over.
- Hitman, this is Two.Copy !req
891. These are armed Iraqis in marked Victors
with weapons pointed at us. Over.Copy !req
892. R.O.E. States uniformed soldiers only,Copy !req
893. and they should be firing at us.Copy !req
894. This is Two. I'm requesting
to at least snatch one victor,Copy !req
895. find out who these guys are. Over.Copy !req
896. Negative. Wave 'em off.Copy !req
897. Hitman out.Copy !req
898. - This sucks!
- What the fuck?Copy !req
899. I had a beautiful head shot.Copy !req
900. We all did, brother.Copy !req
901. Are you kidding me?Copy !req
902. - What the fuck was that?
- Our first contact with armed IraqisCopy !req
903. and we wave at 'em like bitches.Copy !req
904. You know what happens
when you get out of the Marine Corps?Copy !req
905. You get your brains back.Copy !req
906. India of course chasingCopy !req
907. that massive Australian total of 359,Copy !req
908. already one wicket down
with just an overcome at...Copy !req
909. Company Commanders are here, sir.Copy !req
910. Drop your pots, gentlemen.Copy !req
911. I don't know if it's me
or these new liners, but somethingCopy !req
912. in my kevlar fuckin' stinks.Copy !req
913. We're 14 hours
since crossing the L.O.D.Copy !req
914. We've moved 70 Kliks north.Copy !req
915. We, gentlemen,Copy !req
916. are the northernmost unit in Iraq.Copy !req
917. Our job now is to screen
the northern flank of one M.E.F.Copy !req
918. You got any WO on our mission, sir?
We still doing the bridge assault?Copy !req
919. No word.Copy !req
920. But judging
by where they've placed us,Copy !req
921. higher-ups have deemed
that mission irrelevant.Copy !req
922. Even so,Copy !req
923. what's foremost
in godfather's mind...Copy !req
924. we're still very much
in the game, gentlemen,Copy !req
925. very much in the game.Copy !req
926. Okay, that's all for now.Copy !req
927. Colonel Ferrando,Copy !req
928. if I can ask, why does your...Copy !req
929. voice sound that way?Copy !req
930. Throat cancer.Copy !req
931. You a smoker?Copy !req
932. Just lucky, I guess.Copy !req
933. Why the fuck
are you throwing food around?Copy !req
934. I'm gonna shoot me a dog.Copy !req
935. No you're not, Trombley.Copy !req
936. No one's shooting any dogs in Iraq.Copy !req
937. I got seven.Copy !req
938. You got seven?Copy !req
939. Yes, Sergeant, I see seven.Copy !req
940. You seeing all these Iraqis?Copy !req
941. We've encountered over 60.Copy !req
942. See how they're walking
all jacked-up,Copy !req
943. sore-footed?Copy !req
944. At the rate this is going,Copy !req
945. this whole goddamn war will be over
without us firing a goddamn shot.Copy !req
946. - Shut up.
- Sit down.Copy !req
947. Guy's clean.Copy !req
948. Mister, mister,
my... my water... drink.Copy !req
949. Please, mister.Copy !req
950. Brad.Copy !req
951. Prison rules, Dawg, just like L.A.Copy !req
952. They are just civilians
fleeing Basra.Copy !req
953. They are grateful to be liberated
by the Americans.Copy !req
954. What manner of belt does
this gentleman appear to have donned?Copy !req
955. Military issue, Dawg.Copy !req
956. Sir, this is Republican Guard.Copy !req
957. Sergeant,Copy !req
958. somebody down the line
already gave these guys M.R.E.S.Copy !req
959. It's good!Copy !req
960. Shut up! Sit down!Copy !req
961. Shut the fuck up!Copy !req
962. This is the shit psy-ops dropped
on Iraqi Forces,Copy !req
963. promising safe passage
to who surrender to Americans.Copy !req
964. He says 30 km east of here
on a bridge by the canal,Copy !req
965. there are Iraqi military
death squadsCopy !req
966. that are executing Iraqi soldiers
who flee.Copy !req
967. The death squad dudes
are in white SUVsCopy !req
968. with red diamonds on them.
They are Fedayeen.Copy !req
969. They are loyal to Saddam.Copy !req
970. These guys can't walk.Copy !req
971. Three Two actual, this is Three Two.Copy !req
972. Be advised,
Alpha got hit by arty. Over.Copy !req
973. Did you copy?Copy !req
974. Alpha had artillery hits
near their position.Copy !req
975. Get someone on the com.
We need at least 347 tons up here.Copy !req
976. Shoot that dog, Corporal!Copy !req
977. Sir,Copy !req
978. we should save our rounds for the enemy.Copy !req
979. Shoot that fucking dog!Copy !req
980. Darnold,Copy !req
981. give it a piece of your jerky.Copy !req
982. Stike, give me some water
from the Humvee.Copy !req
983. Turn around.Copy !req
984. No, I don't want
your fucking cigarette.Copy !req
985. That the same hand he uses
to wipe his ass?Copy !req
986. I ain't touching no filthy Haji gum
that's been touchedCopy !req
987. by those filthy brown Haji fingers.Copy !req
988. Brah, these are people.Copy !req
989. Good?Copy !req
990. Oh yeah, very good.Copy !req
991. I'd stick my cock through
that veil holeCopy !req
992. and fuck the shit out
of your wife's face any day.Copy !req
993. Oh, my God.Copy !req
994. Check it out!Copy !req
995. They got their own Fruity Rudy.Copy !req
996. We captured a fucking gay Iraqi!Copy !req
997. Yo, hold that turd-pusher up.Copy !req
998. For shizzle, a gayass haji.Copy !req
999. Danger close, 12:00. It's godfather.Copy !req
1000. Meesh, take him over there.
Sergeant.Copy !req
1001. Alpha took three artillery hits.Copy !req
1002. Somebody has an idea we're here.Copy !req
1003. We've got four hours of daylight
to make it to our next position.Copy !req
1004. We're not gonna deal
with these surrenders.Copy !req
1005. That's from division.Copy !req
1006. Send them all back the way they came.Copy !req
1007. Roger that, sir.Copy !req
1008. We have orders, Nate.Copy !req
1009. Are they fuckin' serious?Copy !req
1010. Send them back where?Copy !req
1011. What, the fucking death squads?Copy !req
1012. Sir, under articles 13 and 20
of the Geneva convention,Copy !req
1013. we're obligated to take care ofCopy !req
1014. and protect
any fuckers who surrender to us.Copy !req
1015. Division has ordered us
to unsurrender these Iraqis.Copy !req
1016. Write this as you see it.Copy !req
1017. I'm not here to stop you.Copy !req
1018. The Iraqis'
first contact with Americans.Copy !req
1019. We fuck 'em.Copy !req
1020. Bravo Two, listen up!Copy !req
1021. Get ready to push!Copy !req
1022. - Let's go, gents!
- Mount up, boys!Copy !req
1023. - Mount up!
- Let's go!Copy !req
1024. Forget it!Copy !req
1025. We're Oscar Mike.Copy !req
1026. Turn it over, Ray. We're Oscar Mike.Copy !req