1. Hi. Welcome to Jitter Bean,
what can I get for you today?
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2. You think that's fucking funny?
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3. I'm taking this orange
cranberry scone, bitch.
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4. Fuck.
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5. I don't know
what any of this means.
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6. I'm not Odessa.
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7. Every single one of these birth records
except Marie's says they're dead.
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8. But no cause of death is listed
on any of them.
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9. Maybe all 25 of you were
in a cage fight till death
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10. and you just murdered some sweet baby ass.
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11. I didn't get my powers
till I was a teenager.
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12. How does that even make sense?
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13. Well, whatever Odessa is,
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14. you're the only survivor.
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15. - That could be good for us.
- No. It is not good.
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16. Starlight said Odessa is a weapon.
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17. You are Odessa.
The math is pretty clear here.
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18. - Maybe we can use you as a weapon.
- I'm not a weapon.
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19. Okay?
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20. I'm not anything.
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21. Why the fuck should we trust
anything Starlight says, anyway?
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22. Why wouldn't we trust Starlight?
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23. She tells Marie to go back to school
to find something called Odessa.
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24. And then you're Odessa.
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25. What are the fucking odds of that?
I mean, she had to have known, right?
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26. She said we had to stop it, though,
so if she knew it was me,
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27. why'd she save me from Dogknott?
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28. - Just a big fucking coincidence, okay?
Okay, either way, this is massive.
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29. So, what do we do?
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30. I guess I could...
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31. try and ask Pam.
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32. - Who's Pam?
- Here.
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33. In the photo.
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34. My Aunt Pam.
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35. You have an aunt?
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36. Uh, not by blood.
She was my mom's best friend.
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37. Like family to us.
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38. I might have her number
from, like, ten years ago.
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39. I can ask around Vought. There's folks
there that are still friends.
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40. You guys should get back to campus
before they notice that you're gone.
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41. Just be careful.
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42. I was gonna skip. Mental health day.
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43. Let me put it another way.
Get the fuck out.
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44. Oh, actually, Emma, if you could, uh,
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45. hold on for a second. Um, I, uh...
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46. I just have to ask you about yesterday.
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47. Oh! Oh, oh. Right. In the archives.
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48. - Yeah.
When I grew, and got naked,
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49. and you saw my knockers and dockers
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50. all big on display, like...
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51. It's okay. No, really, I'm—
it's— that's really sweet.
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52. God, no, no. No, no.
I just mean what happened after you grew.
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53. Oh. You mean...?
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54. Yeah. When you got small again.
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55. When I filled up three shredder bins
with puke, yeah.
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56. It's an emergency situation.
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57. I'm fine. Really.
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58. I don't normally have to do that anymore.
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59. These days I can just shrink
with crushing self-hatred.
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60. I know it
doesn't sound like progress,
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61. but it is, so...
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62. Yay.
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63. I'm not Odessa.
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64. I'm not any fucking chosen one, okay?
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65. - Chosen ones are like—
- Harry Potter.
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66. - Neo.
- Fucking Frodo.
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67. Fucking Frodo, exactly.
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68. Baby-faced white dudes,
not someone who looks like me.
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69. Maybe Pam can explain what the fuck.
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70. When was the last time you talked to her?
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71. I tried a few years back,
after my parents.
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72. She wouldn't even talk to me.
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73. She let me suffer at Red River
while she tried to adopt Annabeth.
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74. It's shitty, but I was almost happy
when I found out they wouldn't let her.
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75. So, yeah, me and Pam?
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76. Won't be awkward or horrible at all.
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77. Should we talk about what I said to you
the other night?
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78. Uh...
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79. Yeah, I just, uh...
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80. I don't know if-if now is, uh,
the right time, you know?
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81. You are not going to believe this.
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82. The Queen herself has returned.
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83. Excuse me, excuse me.
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84. Hi, Cate! Oh, wow, I love the beanie.
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85. Stop by tomorrow
for a special "Get Ready With Me."
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86. Styling a beanie can be tricky.
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87. Lick the like button if you think
I should shed my skin in solidarity.
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88. - We love you, Cate. God bless you.
- You kick ass!
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89. Welcome back, little miss popular.
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90. Look how much they love you.
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91. Oh, this arm feels so weird,
it's like a rubber baseball bat.
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92. Cate, Cate, Cate!
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93. Oh! Watch the stinger.
Watch the stinger. Hey!
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94. Do you want to die? Neither do I.
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95. I can't hear anything.
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96. - I can't hear anything.
- Well, now hear this:
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97. Vought has commissioned a new wig for you,
fashioned with virgin hair.
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98. Taken off the same Norwegian twins
they use for Beyoncé's wigs.
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99. It's nice to know the Norwegians are
good for something, am I right?
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100. Hey, Cate!
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101. - What's all this?
- It's Thomas Godolkin Day.
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102. The new dean thought reviving the
celebration would lift spirits on campus.
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103. History, music, barbecue,
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104. and for some, the night they let
the Deep deflower them.
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105. Right on that bench.
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106. Hmm?
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107. Oh, shit.
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108. We're fucked.
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109. - We're fucked, we're so fucked.
- Just stay cool.
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110. Wow, a reunion! Heart emoji, crying emoji.
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111. Guys, isn't it wonderful
to have Cate back?
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112. Right after getting Marie back?
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113. Ugh, I'm in the presence
of so much greatness,
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114. I-I can't even stand it.
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115. Oh, and Little Cricket's here, too.
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116. - Hmm.
- Cate. How are you?
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117. It is so terrible what happened,
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118. but at least the perpetrators who did this
were brought to justice.
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119. Yeah.
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120. They were fucking animals.
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121. I'm taking Cate to class,
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122. but hey, you're all in Hero Optimization
so we can all go together.
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123. Uh, ooh, I'm actually not in that weird
gladiator murder class,
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124. but, like, you guys... enjoy.
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125. Great. This way, Guardians.
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126. You don't want to keep the dean waiting.
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127. Fuck!
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128. Well done, Marie.
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129. We have work to do.
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130. Fiona, disappointing.
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131. See yourself out.
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132. Here in this class,
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133. we have some of the most powerful
superheroes ever to walk these halls.
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134. It really boggles the mind,
and yet, Cate Dunlap—
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135. welcome back— was overrun
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136. by a mere handful of Starlighter thugs.
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137. Not all of us are bulletproof.
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138. Supes are outnumbered, what?
Ten million to one worldwide?
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139. If humans ever get their shit together
and organize against us, let's face it.
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140. We're fucked.
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141. Okay. Think about that until the next time
we're together. Class dismissed.
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142. Not you, Marie.
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143. Let's talk.
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144. So, uh, Marie, tell me,
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145. why cut yourself?
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146. I'm sorry?
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147. Why do you cut yourself
to gain access to your powers?
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148. It's just... always how I've done it.
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149. Um, self-harm is
kind of a distasteful disorder.
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150. It's very human.
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151. It's not self-harm. It's just how I fight.
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152. Agree to disagree.
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153. Uh, right now, you're
Angelina Jolie in Girl, Interrupted.
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154. And what I'm hoping for is
Angelina Jolie in Salt.
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155. You could be something magnificent
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156. if you just believed it up here.
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157. - [♪ Cookie Cartel singing "Wildfire']
- ♪ You know I'm like a wildfire...
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158. She brainwashed you.
Wake the fuck up!
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159. Sooner or later, you're gonna have
to face up to what you've done.
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160. Okay, look, I don't know
what's going on with you,
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161. but you need to get your shit together.
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162. She was right.
I've done things.
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163. You know you're kind of coming apart
right now, right?
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164. - What the fuck?
I hope you don't think
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165. that I'm gonna be the one
to hold you together.
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166. - That's good shit.
- You've heard the saying,
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167. "If you love someone, set them free"?
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168. Well, I think that's true, too,
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169. if you're only mildly interested
in them, Sam,
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170. so we're done, okay?
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171. - Yeah, sure.
- Okay, look.
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172. Uh, I didn't sign up for this.
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173. Plus, I didn't get much of a follower bump
when we hooked up anyway, so...
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174. Okay.
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175. I gotta go.
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176. Of course she left.
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177. She thinks you're a fucking monster.
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178. - And she's right.
- No.
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179. - You are a monster.
- No.
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180. Remember that woman that you grabbed?
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181. She was screaming for her boyfriend,
but you just dragged her away.
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182. Hey, shut up.
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183. - Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
- Anything that Homelander
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184. - or Vought wanted, you did.
- No.
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185. The most fucked-up
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186. - summer internship there ever was.
- Uh-uh.
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187. You make me sick.
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188. - Fuck that.
- Oh, fuck.
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189. Let go of me!
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190. Put me down, you sack of shit!
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191. - Fuck you!
- You're garbage!
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192. [high-pitched voice] Hey, Sam, up here.
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193. JFK Junior faked his death.
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194. Seriously, listen.
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195. 5G causes cancer.
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196. - For real. Sam!
- No, no, fuck this.
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197. 9/11 was an inside job. Come back!
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198. He just said, "Be stronger,
like Angelina Jolie in Salt" or some shit.
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199. A cliché spy in a mediocre movie?
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200. Why is he being so fucking creepy with me?
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201. I-I don't know. Uh, maybe you're
the chosen one and he knows it.
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202. Will you fuck off with that?
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203. And what the fuck with Cate?
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204. Did she tell Cipher
what we did or not?
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205. - I don't know.
- You don't know.
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206. You could fill a book
with the shit you don't know.
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207. Whoa. Where the fuck is that coming from?
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208. I don't know.
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209. I...
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210. I was a virgin.
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211. A virgin what?
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212. A virgin virgin.
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213. Before you and I...
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214. You know, I was, technically,
I guess, a virgin.
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215. - Technically?
- I mean, yeah.
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216. I got fingered by Eddie Fineman
behind the slide at Red River once,
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217. but I never had the actual, um...
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218. genital-to-genital intermingling that...
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219. you and I...
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220. You can't say "I love you"
to the first person you have sex with.
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221. That's your response?
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222. I'm sorry, it's the truth.
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223. There's a lot of other truths
you could have picked besides that one!
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224. - What the fuck?
- You tell me what the fuck.
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225. No. There.
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226. Can you lift this a little higher, please?
Higher. Higher!
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227. - What the hell is happening?
Do you love it?
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228. Because you better love it.
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229. It's just like those posters
of Homelander— when you walk by,
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230. Jesus appears over his shoulder.
Two blessed saviors.
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231. Okay, why are there pictures of me
all over the place?
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232. You two haven't been checking your phones?
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233. The new rankings are out.
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234. Jordan, you're number one!
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235. Okay. Come with me.
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236. There's a lot to go over
before the ceremony.
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237. I know, the new rug looks like
a Dairy Queen's afterbirth, but I like it,
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238. it ties the room together.
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239. So, what can I do for you, Cate?
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240. Tell Vought the truth.
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241. I love it. What truth?
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242. That Emma, Jordan
and Marie tried to kill me.
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243. I don't think that's a very good idea.
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244. Tell them or I will.
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245. Telling Vought means telling Homelander.
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246. And if you tell him what happened,
you've got to tell him everything.
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247. Hey, let's just play that out.
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248. Hey, howdy, Cate.
It's me, Homelander.
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249. Oh, you got attacked, you say?
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250. Half your skull got blown clean away?
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251. What a fucked-up situation.
And then what happened?
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252. Wow. You're broken?
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253. Your powers are totally fucked-up?
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254. You're no better than a human?
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255. You've got a special place
at Vought right now.
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256. Why risk that?
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257. They left me for dead,
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258. and I'm just supposed to pretend
like we're besties?
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259. - Fuck that.
- You're supposed to focus
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260. on getting better.
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261. And remember
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262. that your value in this world comes
and goes with your powers,
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263. and without them, you are nothing.
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264. So let's try and get them back,
sound good?
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265. Have a nice day, Cate.
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266. Need help finding your way out?
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267. All yours.
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268. It's a hybrid, like you.
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269. We're shipping a second
to your parents as we speak.
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270. Holy shit.
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271. Yeah.
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272. - This is—
- Only a portion of what God U
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273. and its boosters can offer.
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274. So, you can be here and be you.
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275. Hey, uh, can I take a selfie with you?
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276. Uh, sure. Yeah.
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277. - Mm.
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278. - Hey, can you switch?
- Fuck off.
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279. I've got a dynamite speech for you,
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280. harkening back to God U legends of old,
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281. and then bravely looking to the future.
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282. I also put some stuff in there
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283. about the struggles of being
a trans person in the world
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284. and how God U has welcomed you
with open arms.
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285. Oh, and I worked in a word
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286. "transtastic,"
which I came up with myself.
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287. I'm not trans. I'm bigender.
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288. Oh, and I'm bi-golly shocked
that you would be so ungrateful,
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289. but maybe it's just a generational thing.
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290. What if I say no to this?
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291. Oh. Well, unlike you, there's only one
side to this coin, and there is no "no."
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292. You're telling me this isn't everything
you've ever wanted?
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293. Elmira was that fun?
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294. Learn the fucking speech,
say it with a smile,
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295. and the next time
a fan asks you to switch,
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296. tuck the junk,
inflate the fun bags and do it.
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297. Hey, Emma.
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298. - Hey...
- Hmm.
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299. What would you do if you had to see
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300. the person who tried to kill you
and left you for dead, every day?
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301. Just smile at them like nothing was wrong?
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302. Technically,
Jordan and Marie did it, so...
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303. Fuck.
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304. Hey, welcome to Jitter Bean.
What can I get for you today?
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305. Oh, where to start.
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306. I'd like 17 muffins, please.
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307. You, uh, you-you want 17 muffins?
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308. Yes, 17.
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309. Any kind will do, load me up.
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310. Oh, it's not all for me.
I'm having, like, a party.
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311. A muffin party, as one does.
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312. Muffin party. Got it.
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313. Goddamn it.
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314. - Wait, hey, can I see that for a sec?
- It was not me!
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315. Okay? It was not fucking me. It was—
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316. I-I-I didn't mean to upset you.
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317. - Hey, hey.
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318. What's going on?
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319. Every day it is another asshole
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320. who says he's going to punch me,
or rape me or just fucking kill me,
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321. because they think I'm putting
these stupid flyers up.
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322. My hair is falling out and I've had,
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323. like, four or five panic attacks
in three days, so...
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324. - Can't you just quit?
- If I could get another job I would, but—
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325. Hey, some of us actually
do give a shit, believe it or not.
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326. So I need you to help me figure out
who's doing this, all right?
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327. I-I have no clue.
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328. We have cameras,
but they-they don't catch anyone.
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329. Like, I-I-I tear it down,
it's back up a second later.
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330. Well, it could be someone invisible.
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331. Maverick is more into bestiality
than social justice, so...
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332. People surprise you, fuck.
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333. Speedster...
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334. Teleporter...
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335. Could be a camouflage Supe.
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336. Do you, do you want anything else
with your 17 muffins?
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337. Oh, fuck the muffins. Black coffee.
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338. With a straw.
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339. Okay.
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340. Oh, shit.
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341. Speedster!
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342. Thank you!
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343. Got you.
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344. Oh, sorry. My bad, my bad!
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345. Oh, sorry. Sorry.
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346. Hey, I just want to talk!
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347. Oh, s-sorry.
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348. Wait! Come back!
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349. Wow.
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350. - Hey, what's good?
- You just gonna stand there, or...?
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351. Sorry.
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352. - Excuse me. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
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353. - Cricket in here? Nice.
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354. - Is she okay?
- Guess what doesn't shrink.
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355. Mazel tov.
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356. - No, you don't!
- Hey, hey.
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357. Sorry. Mm.
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358. Oh, fuck.
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359. - Go away.
Cate?
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360. Cate, it's me. Please let me in.
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361. Cate?
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362. Hey, I need your help.
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363. - Sam, I can't...
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364. Everything that we did, right? The people?
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365. They just keep fucking— ooh!
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366. They keep coming back,
and I just want to make them go away.
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367. So just, here, please...
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368. Make them, make them go away.
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369. Sam, I can't.
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370. The doctors don't want me
using my powers right now.
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371. Doc-Doctors?
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372. No, Cate, it's just one time.
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373. It's just one time, right?
You've done this a million fucking times!
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374. I know, I know!
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375. - Then just fucking do it.
- I know— Hey! Don't! Don't.
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376. You're right, okay? We've hurt people.
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377. I hurt Luke when I pushed him too much.
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378. And I can't do that to you
anymore, okay? I'm sorry.
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379. Right.
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380. - Holy shit!
- Did you see that?
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381. Whoa!
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382. Move.
Get out of the way. Move. Move.
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383. Cut it out!
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384. Sam! What are you doing? Stop!
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385. - Sam, stop!
- Get the fuck out of here, Jordan!
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386. Calm the fuck down!
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387. What the fuck was that?
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388. Two people just broke
through your wall, man.
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389. Ah, fuck.
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390. Oh, Sam, just fucking stop!
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391. You've got to quit going aggro
on people that want to help you.
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392. No. No one, no one can help me.
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393. Give me a chance.
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394. I just want to... I just want to forget.
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395. You and me both.
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396. Luke had the right idea.
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397. No.
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398. Hey.
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399. No, he didn't.
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400. Your brother was wrong.
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401. He wasn't thinking straight.
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402. And he loved you,
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403. you know that.
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404. I mean, if you ever tried to...
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405. hurt yourself, he...
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406. he'd fucking kill you.
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407. There's been enough death.
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408. I'm fucking sick of it.
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409. Aren't you?
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410. Hi... Aunt Pam.
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411. It's me.
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412. I know you fucking hate
my guts or whatever,
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413. but maybe you want to help me
solve a mystery,
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414. blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
fuck me.
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415. Yes?
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416. Uh, hi.
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417. It's me, Aunt Pam.
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418. Just...
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419. Just don't call me that.
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420. Your place is really nice.
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421. - Thanks. I've been here a few years.
- Huh.
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422. - Can I get you a drink or something?
- No, thank you so much.
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424. I, um, I read about your jail stuff.
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426. Yeah. No, um...
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427. That's over now, thank God.
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428. Afterwards, I...
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429. I spent a lot of time
looking for Annabeth.
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430. Have you heard from her at all?
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431. No. I don't know where she is.
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432. So how, so how are you?
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433. Look, I've got a book club Zoom thing
in, like, 30 minutes.
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434. Yeah. Yeah.
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435. Do you remember this picture?
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436. Yes, it was taken
the day after you were born.
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437. I found it in a file called "Odessa."
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438. - Does that mean anything to you?
- No, I've never heard that.
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439. But this was taken in the clinic.
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440. What clinic?
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441. The fertility clinic.
Where you were conceived.
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442. I'm sorry.
I was conceived at a clinic?
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443. At Godolkin University.
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444. Jackie and Malcolm tried for years
to get pregnant.
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445. IVF was too expensive.
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446. Vought came along, and...
it seemed like a miracle.
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447. All expenses paid.
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448. They never told me.
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449. Well, I think I have
a few pictures from that day.
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450. Wait, if they couldn't get pregnant,
then what about Annabeth?
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451. No medical intervention needed there.
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452. Turns out Annabeth was the real miracle.
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453. Here you go.
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454. Would you mind...?
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455. Can I have these?
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456. - I can make copies.
- It's fine. Keep them.
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457. Wh-Why is he holding me?
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458. That's Dr. Gold. He delivered you.
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459. Do you know him?
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460. I know,
you're all asking yourselves,
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461. what the hell does this old-ass Supe
know about marketing?
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462. Am I right?
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463. Well, how about 17% first dollar gross
on my electric grills,
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464. brand ambassador for Vought Gym,
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465. and my fragrance Magnétique surpasses
Tom Ford's Tobacco Vanille in sales?
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466. So I'd say nine figures in the bank means
I know a shit ton about marketing.
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467. So you need to pay attention.
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468. About to drop some science on you, okay?
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469. Now, this is the way it goes.
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470. - When you get out of this school...
Holy fuck.
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471. you need to be able
to make money for yourself
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472. 'cause not all of you are
gonna be superheroes.
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473. Like, nobody in here is probably
gonna make The Seven,
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474. I'm just telling you right now.
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475. You're not gonna make The Seven.
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476. So, how do we expand...
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477. Um, ow?
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478. our brand? That's the question.
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479. It was you.
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480. What is your problem?
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481. You're the spray painter.
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482. I don't know what you're talking about.
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483. is the message.
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484. What do you stand for?
What do you want to say to the world?
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485. That's the question.
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486. It was you, Harper.
I literally caught you red-yellow-handed.
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487. - You're crazy.
- Bullshit.
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488. Bullshit.
You're a secret Starlighter, admit it.
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489. So I'm right?
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490. - Fuck.
- I knew it.
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491. Justice never fucking forgets.
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492. Emma, please don't tell anyone.
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493. Harper, what the fuck?
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494. You're a mimic?
I thought your power was...
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495. tail?
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496. My powers are chameleon.
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497. So I can copy anyone else's power
for, like, 60 seconds.
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498. The tail is just a pain in the ass.
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499. You're blowing my mind right now.
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500. Come on.
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501. Do me.
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502. Oh, shit!
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503. No shit.
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504. You do my power better than I do.
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505. Huh.
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506. That is fucking invalidating.
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507. Yeah. Oh, my God.
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508. - I'm so sorry. Wow.
- God.
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509. Jesus, how do you deal with this?
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510. This is, God, so inconvenient.
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511. Yeah, you kind of get used
to the public nudity stuff.
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512. - Okay?
- Mm-hmm.
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513. Harper, what the fuck?
You spent all last year
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514. sucking Justine's dick
and now you're a spray painter activist?
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515. Like...
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516. Hey, you're not gonna tell on us, are you?
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517. I'm not a fucking narc.
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518. Who's "us"?
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519. Oh.
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520. I think you look like her.
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521. You think so?
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522. I didn't know she smoked.
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523. Oh, we all smoked back then.
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524. Just being young and stupid.
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525. You've got your, um...
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526. your, uh, book thing.
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527. - Right. Right.
- Right.
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528. Uh, would you mind
if I use your bathroom before I go?
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529. - It's a long drive.
- Of course.
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530. It's just right there. On the right.
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531. I thought it was for the money.
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532. - What?
- I thought Mom and Dad got paid.
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533. For shooting me up with Compound V.
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534. But that's not why they did it.
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535. They did it because they wanted
a baby to love.
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536. And they loved you more than anything.
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537. You should go.
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538. Aunt Pam, what the fuck is this?
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539. - She lives here?
- No. Not anymore.
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540. How? Why was she here with you?
Why didn't you tell me?
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541. - I couldn't!
- Bullshit!
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542. All these years you kept her from me?
Do you know how fucked-up that is?
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543. Marie, we were afraid of you!
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544. You massacred your parents!
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545. She didn't want to see you.
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546. It took two years
after she got put into foster care.
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547. But they finally let me have her.
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548. I tried to give her a good life,
and I think I did.
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549. - I want to talk to her.
- I can't let you do that.
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550. Yes, you fucking can. Where is she?
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551. She doesn't want to see you,
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552. It's her choice.
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553. I didn't have... any choice.
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554. My parents put a drug in me.
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555. They decided that for me.
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556. - I know—
- No, no. You don't.
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557. Because you just stood there
and said that I massacred them!
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558. You don't know anything!
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559. I was a girl... who got her period.
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560. That is it.
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561. And you make me feel
like a monster for it,
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562. and you let my sister think
that I'm a monster!
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563. You let her believe that it's my fault!
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564. I loved my parents.
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565. But they did this.
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566. Not me.
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567. Just tell Annabeth...
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568. And remember, kids, a super mind is
just as important as a super body.
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569. So get your extra-large
Vought-a-Burger Kids' Meal.
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570. Mmm-mmm!
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571. And we'll see you under the sea tomorrow.
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572. You know, I thought you were weird as fuck
to want to watch a kids' show.
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573. - Starting to make sense now.
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574. I feel vindicated.
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575. Thank you.
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576. You know, Luke and I used to watch this
when we were kids.
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577. He was a little too old for it
by then, but...
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578. he was always the first one up,
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579. pulling me out of bed
every Saturday morning.
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580. It makes me feel safe.
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581. I get that.
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582. I talk to him, you know.
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583. Like, in my head.
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584. And I just, like,
tell him about my day and...
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585. I ask him for advice.
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586. Does he have anything to say?
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587. Hmm, no.
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588. But it's nice to... imagine.
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589. I would give anything...
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590. for five more minutes.
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591. What would you say to Andre? If you could?
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592. I don't know.
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593. "I love you" sounds like cliché.
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594. I'd probably just play Madden with him.
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595. And tell him I loved him.
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596. Should've said it more.
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597. 'Cause you never know
what's gonna happen, huh?
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598. Hey, you want to watch another one?
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599. Hey, boys and girls,
welcome to the Avenue V show...
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600. This makes me miss home.
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601. - ... where everybody's super.
- Yay!
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602. Why don't you go?
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603. My mom.
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604. My mom, she's...
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605. scared of me.
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606. You're her kid.
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607. I'm her kid who destroyed the house.
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608. The car. The school.
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609. Yeah, but, Sam...
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610. you're not that scary.
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611. Hey, so I brought someone new.
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612. Uh, so that's Ally.
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614. Holy shit.
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616. Yeah. Yeah.
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617. YouTube demonetized me, though, so...
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618. - Can we trust her?
- Probably.
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619. Definitely.
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620. Okay. Okay.
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622. What's the plan?
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623. - The plan?
- Okay.
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624. Harper's gonna spray-paint
the word "fascist"
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tomorrow at lunch.
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626. Acid yellow, super hard to remove.
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627. And then flyers
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628. on the cars in the faculty lot.
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629. Mm-hmm,
and then red "Fuck Homelander"
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630. on the Vought-a-Burger truck on Friday.
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631. Is that it?
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632. Wait. Are you joking?
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633. Sorry. Why are you here?
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634. Oh, no. Listen, I-I-I-I admire your balls.
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635. I mean, you guys could get killed
if you guys got caught, but—
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636. and I mean this constructively—
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637. what you're doing is stupid and useless.
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638. - Okay. Fuck off.
- No. Sorry.
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639. What I'm saying is
that you guys could be doing so much more.
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640. Let's not fuck around vandalizing shit.
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641. Uh... uh...
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642. I mean, what else can we do? We're—
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643. Hit 'em where it hurts.
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644. They can clean up paint.
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645. What we should be doing is... sabotage.
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646. Disrupt. Break shit.
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647. Right?
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648. Are you with me?
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649. We're not like that, Emma.
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650. - Yes, you are.
We're in Performing Arts.
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651. She's two steps away
from a tail fetish OnlyFans.
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652. Um, bitch?
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653. We're not...
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654. heroes.
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655. I used to think like that.
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656. But somebody believed in me.
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657. And he thought I was a hero.
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658. And...
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659. And 'cause he believed it...
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660. I started to.
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661. And now I'm telling you
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662. You can be heroes.
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663. And fuck shit up.
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664. No, but for real.
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665. - Hey, have you seen Jordan?
- Not yet.
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666. Thank you.
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667. Thank you.
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668. This year we celebrate
the 60th anniversary
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670. The genius and foresight
of Thomas Godolkin is evident
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671. in each and every one of you.
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672. And as we continue to evolve
into our ever more perfect selves,
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674. Even as we look forward to the future,
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676. Godolkin University's
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679. Marie!
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680. The rankings,
they let us each know...
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681. - Hey.
- How was Aunt Pam's?
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682. Um... fucking terrible.
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683. - But also enlightening.
- I love you.
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684. Oh.
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685. I... I love you.
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686. Even though that freaks the fuck
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687. out of me to say it, and I do not want
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689. You know, and what I-I-I realize now is
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690. that we just don't know
what's gonna happen tomorrow or next week
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691. or next year,
and I don't want to regret anything—
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692. May I introduce to you someone
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693. who understands the value
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695. the greatest number one yet, Jordan Li.
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696. Jordan! Jordan! Jordan! Jordan!
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697. Jordan! Jordan! Jordan! Jordan!
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698. Jordan! Jordan!
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699. Jordan! Jordan! Jordan!
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702. Today we can unite
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706. I'm proud to be here,
exonerated after so many months
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708. Sorry.
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709. Andre Anderson is dead.
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710. He died in that prison,
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that Cate was attacked by Starlighters.
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720. - Jordan, no.
- But those people were innocent.
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and Vought murdered them.
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