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Emma?
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Cate, what happened?
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471. Never heard of it.
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472. But I do know where to start looking.
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473. That seminar was batshit insane.
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474. Thanks.
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475. By the way.
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476. You saved my ass
about a dozen times back there.
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477. Sure. Whatever.
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478. It was a mistake.
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479. What, saving your ass?
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480. Leaving you.
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481. All of you.
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482. If I hadn't, maybe Andre—
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483. It's—
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484. It wasn't your fault.
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485. I should have come back.
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486. I should have stopped Andre.
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487. When he told us
he was gonna get us out, I...
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488. knew it was a bad idea,
and I didn't say anything.
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489. It's my fault.
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490. No.
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491. You couldn't have stopped him
from doing anything.
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492. And you know it.
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493. Hmm.
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494. That stubborn fucking bastard.
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495. This one time...
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496. freshman year,
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497. Andre decided he was gonna break
the Guinness Record
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498. for smoking weed.
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499. - Do you know what the current record is?
- No.
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500. 115,000 joints.
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501. From literally
the first medical marijuana patient ever.
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502. Andre was baked for months.
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503. I mean, eventually he eased off,
I thought he lost interest, but...
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504. last year,
I found a diary in his dorm room.
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505. Motherfucker was still keeping track.
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506. He was still going for the record.
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507. Fuck, I miss him.
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508. Me, too.
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509. I think it's easier for me to be
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510. angry with you...
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511. than to be terrified of losing you.
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512. You're not gonna lose me.
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513. Me like this.
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514. Is that okay?
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515. Anything
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516. and everything
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517. you do is okay.
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518. Follow my lead.
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519. Have you ever noticed
how incredible hands are?
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520. Hey.
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521. Look who it is.
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522. The Rememberer, live and in color.
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523. How you been, Kyle?
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524. - Polarity.
- Yeah.
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525. I mean, the last time
we saw each other was, what?
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526. - The Vought Summertime Club House, right?
- Mm-hmm.
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527. Limp Bizkit was playing?
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528. I just joined the faculty.
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529. I'm the new associate dean of marketing
and my...
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530. TA and I are doing some research
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531. - into Thomas Godolkin.
Well, that's good for you.
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532. You're not on the list
to access the archives.
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533. And, actually, the last time
we saw each other was May 21, 2005,
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534. 3:36 p.m. at a casting office
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535. across from the Sherman Oaks
Cheesecake Factory.
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536. The audition was Area 51.
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537. You were sporting a high-top fade
and doused
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538. in Calvin Klein Obsession and
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539. you told me that my Preparation H
had leaked to the back of my salmon
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540. Banana Republic chinos
right before they called my name.
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541. - Jesus, sorry, I, uh...
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542. What a dick I was.
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543. Oh, you don't remember.
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544. Of course I remember, I mean,
who could forget a moment
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545. - like that?
- Well, I was so in my head
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546. when I went in the room,
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547. I forgot a line.
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548. The Rememberer forgot a line.
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549. Holy shit.
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550. The Rememberer.
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551. - Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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552. I used to watch reruns of your show
every day after school.
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553. Oh, my God.
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554. You're a fan?
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555. Uh... uh, yeah.
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556. I was the Rememberer for Halloween
when I was 12.
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557. - I even had the jazz album.
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558. Rememberer-ing the Hits.
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559. I bawled
when your show was canceled.
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560. For, like, 20 minutes.
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561. - Yeah.
- Yeah, March 5, 2010, 11:09 a.m.
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562. Madelyn Stillwell, breath still stinking
from the tuna Nicoise
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563. she got from Balthazar,
she canceled the show
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564. because we had a 2.7 rating
with an 8 share.
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565. People would murder
for that number now, right?
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566. if any show deserves a reboot,
it's this one.
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567. It is so funny
that you are saying that, because...
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568. - Stop.
- ... the only mind I trust
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569. to write it is my own.
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570. Oh, my God.
- Uh, if Taylor Sheridan
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571. doesn't need a writers' room,
neither do I.
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572. Please tell me you still say it.
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573. Justice never forgets.
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574. - Oh, you legend!
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575. Oh, my God, you're just a legend.
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576. - Ow.
- Ugh, I love you.
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577. Well, normally,
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578. access to the archives
requires special clearance,
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579. but in this case,
I think I can make an exception.
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580. - Don't touch anything.
- Okay.
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581. Are you high right now?
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582. Oh, yeah.
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583. Turns out, it wasn't Xanax.
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584. I'm rolling so fucking hard.
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585. - Jesus.
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586. Godolkin, Thomas R.
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587. Seventy-six thousand
four-hundred and fifty items.
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588. Manuscript/Mixed Materials.
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589. Call numbers 570.12.54
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590. through 570.91.85.
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591. I'll be outside, just in case.
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592. Appreciate it, Kyle.
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593. Shit.
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594. This is gonna take forever.
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595. Hey, our voices echo!
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596. Echo!
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597. Whoa.
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598. The time has come.
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599. This brotherhood goes way beyond
social events and shared letters.
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600. In 1861, a small community
of fine, white Mississippi men
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601. founded this fraternity
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602. to protect their core values
against the Northern Aggression,
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603. and for no other reason.
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604. Thomas Godolkin himself was a member
of the Gamma Epsilon Delta chapter.
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605. Today, as you are inducted
into our sacred brotherhood, our legacy,
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606. it would do you well
to remember our three trinities:
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607. wisdom, honor and dignity.
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608. Now take off your pants.
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609. Clean that up.
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610. Hey.
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611. Listen, this is supposed to be
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612. a joyous occasion, man.
You're really harshing the vibe.
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613. - Do you know who did it yet?
- Did what?
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614. The people who attacked Cate Dunlap.
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615. Homelander's looking, right?
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616. Yeah. Of course he's looking.
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617. Homelander would never let that stand.
We're on it, bro, hunny percent.
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618. Hey, yo, Dickless.
No, no, no, don't use bleach.
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619. - God.
Hey, wait.
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620. Whoa. My bad, bro.
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621. Wait, you were with Emma Meyer
at the party, right?
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622. Nah, she ghosted me, dude.
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623. Like Kaia Gerber ghosted Elordi.
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624. You guys talking about Emma?
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625. Bitch used my phone
to take a $90 Uber to Weehawken.
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626. Where the fuck even is Weehawken?
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627. W-Weehawken? No.
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628. That's-that's not...
You-you're sure it was Emma?
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629. - It was Emma Meyer?
- Fuck, dude, chill.
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630. Yeah, I'm sure.
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631. Odessa's a needle in a haystack.
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632. A thousand haystacks.
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633. We're never gonna find it.
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634. Shouldn't we look in the secret room
before we leave?
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635. I keep hearing the fan going...
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636. Whoa...
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637. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
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638. - You found something?
- Odessa.
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639. What does it say?
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640. Just a bunch of birth certificates.
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641. Looks like a lot of babies died.
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642. I know what Odessa is.
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643. We know what Odessa is!
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644. Interior, NYPD, Day.
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645. Missy, 24, hot but doesn't know it,
sees the Rememberer.
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646. - She suddenly kisses him, open-mouthed...
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647. - What the fuck?
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648. Sorry, uh...
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649. she does that.
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650. I know this is really bad,
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651. but it's also really great.
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652. I got big by myself.
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653. - [♪ Billie Eilish singing
"Birds of a Feather']
- ♪ I want you to stay...
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654. You know what we should do?
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655. What?
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656. Go on a date.
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657. A date?
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658. Yeah, I mean...
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659. hooking up between
life-and-death situations is fun and all,
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660. but paying to have someone
bring us food could be cool, too.
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661. Okay. Where should we go?
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662. - Olive Garden, obviously.
- Obviously.
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663. First, we could lay waste
to the unlimited breadsticks.
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664. And then we could kiss in my car
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665. until the gear stick jabs me in the butt,
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666. and I can walk you back
to your room and we can do—
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667. Each other?
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668. Yeah.
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669. And watch Fargo.
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670. Or play League of Legends or...
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671. Whatever.
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672. Fuck, I love you.
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673. Oh.
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674. Is that, like, not okay...
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675. - No.
- "No" as in...
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676. - it's not, or...?
- No. No, no. No.
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677. - No?
- I-I mean yes.
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678. - Yes?
- It's fine.
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679. What the fuck is going on out there?
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680. Jesus. Fuck, sorry.
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681. It was you.
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682. - It was, wasn't it?
- Was what me?
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683. Cate! I saw her in the hospital
and she said your name.
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684. Well, she-she didn't say it,
but she possessed a nurse
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685. that said it and then that nurse
stabbed another nurse...
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686. - Okay...
- ... in the face,
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687. but she definitely said your name.
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688. I have no idea
what you're talking about.
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689. Cate gets hurt,
you and Marie show up the same day.
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690. It's not a coincidence!
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691. How could you?
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692. Cate's my friend.
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693. She did everything she could
to get you guys out of Elmira.
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694. She didn't deserve that.
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695. Wake the fuck up.
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696. She's the reason we got locked up.
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697. She's the reason
Andre died trying to escape.
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698. Cate brainwashed you,
and she brainwashed your brother.
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699. She's not your friend.
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700. Sooner or later, you're gonna have
to face up to what you've done.
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701. Justice for Cate!
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702. Fuck humans!
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703. Light them up!
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704. Light who up?
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705. The bastards who attacked Cate.
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706. Vought caught them.
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707. We should've
known it would end like this.
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708. How many Superheroes
have been victims of human hatred?
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709. And what group of humans
hate Superheroes more
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710. than the Starlighters?
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711. But thank Jesus
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712. for a true patriot and Superhero.
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713. I give you Dogknott.
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714. He reached for the glove compartment.
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715. He was clearly going for a weapon,
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716. so I was legally justified
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717. - to act in self-defense.
- Oh, my God.
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718. I discharged my firearm
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719. and justice was served.
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720. I-I know him.
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721. He bought me a Brave Maeve bar.
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722. But justice for Cate prevailed!
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723. Fuck humans! Homelander forever!
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724. Fuck humans!
Fuck humans!
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725. Fuck humans! Fuck humans!
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726. This is our fault.
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727. No. We didn't kill him.
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728. - We didn't do anything.
- Exactly.
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729. We didn't do anything.
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730. And this happened.
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731. Marie!
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732. Marie.
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733. I know...
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734. I know what Odessa is.
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735. It's you.
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736. You're Odessa.
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