1. Ladies and gents, Supes and civvies,Copy !req
2. rip up the history books,Copy !req
3. 'cause in New York this morning,Copy !req
4. Godolkin University all-star A-TrainCopy !req
5. was just drafted into La Siete.Copy !req
6. Which of course makes the speedsterCopy !req
7. the first African American on
the world's premier super team.Copy !req
8. And so we're thrilled
to welcome A-Train to The Seven,Copy !req
9. which proves what we have
been saying for a long time:Copy !req
10. We live in a post-racism world.Copy !req
11. Oh, my gosh. All praise be to God first.Copy !req
12. Yeah, I just... I-I just
want to remain humble...Copy !req
13. First Black man in The Seven.Copy !req
14. Hey, girls! Come look at this.Copy !req
15. - No, thanks, Daddy.
- No, thanks, Daddy.Copy !req
16. This is history.Copy !req
17. Don't smile.Copy !req
18. - I'm not.
- You have to do it like Kendall.Copy !req
19. He goes clubbing with Jake Paul
and Scott Disick.Copy !req
20. I will take whatever I can get.Copy !req
21. Use the 1977 filter.Copy !req
22. No, I'm using Lord Kelvin.
That's the good one.Copy !req
23. A-Train's the most driven kid
I've taught since Queen Maeve.Copy !req
24. Stop!Copy !req
25. - That's the best one!
- Delete it, Marie!Copy !req
26. Delete it.Copy !req
27. What's the matter?Copy !req
28. Um... I'll be r...Copy !req
29. - I'll be right back.
- Marie. You okay?Copy !req
30. Yeah, it's just a stomachache.Copy !req
31. You eat something?Copy !req
32. - It was probably your tilapia.
- Mm-mm.Copy !req
33. You...Copy !req
34. cram it.Copy !req
35. And you, let me get you some Pepto.Copy !req
36. Mm-mm. Really, it's fine.Copy !req
37. I'll always protect you.Copy !req
38. Your little hero will...Copy !req
39. Baby girl?Copy !req
40. - You need help?
- Don't come in!Copy !req
41. I'm fine.Copy !req
42. Marie!Copy !req
43. Marie! Are you...Copy !req
44. Mom?Copy !req
45. Marie.Copy !req
46. - Mom?
- Baby girl.Copy !req
47. Jackie?Copy !req
48. Jesus, what happened?Copy !req
49. Marie, what happened?Copy !req
50. Marie, what the hell happened?Copy !req
51. Ever since Starlight left The Seven,Copy !req
52. I've just been inspired
to speak my own truth.Copy !req
53. I mean, we all have boundaries, right?Copy !req
54. Let me go!Copy !req
55. Hey!Copy !req
56. Guess you should've made your wife come,Copy !req
57. snowflake cuck.Copy !req
58. I should just get up and leave.Copy !req
59. But you like watching
Homebanger fuck me.Copy !req
60. Move, perv.Copy !req
61. Oh, my God!Copy !req
62. Sorry.Copy !req
63. Wow. Guess I'm just surprised.Copy !req
64. But I can go, right?
I mean, it's a full ride.Copy !req
65. - And I'm 18.
- Congratulations.Copy !req
66. Wouldn't be surprised if you ended upCopy !req
67. protecting a city one day.Copy !req
68. I think you meant to say "first
Black woman in The Seven".Copy !req
69. Well, I stand corrected.Copy !req
70. Look, Marie, um...Copy !req
71. Most kids around here
with a history like yours,Copy !req
72. they don't get adopted.Copy !req
73. So they get sent to the
Vought Adult Facility in Elmira.Copy !req
74. Yeah.Copy !req
75. - I know.
- I don't think you do.Copy !req
76. That place, it-it's not like here.Copy !req
77. You would be locked up.Copy !req
78. Worse.Copy !req
79. But a-a God U graduate?Copy !req
80. Um, you could...Copy !req
81. wipe all that clean and start fresh.Copy !req
82. So don't fuck it up.Copy !req
83. Don't fuck it up.Copy !req
84. I'm never coming back.Copy !req
85. I'm super focused.Copy !req
86. I'm super inclusive.Copy !req
87. I'm super curious.Copy !req
88. I'm super abled.Copy !req
89. What kind of super are you?Copy !req
90. I'm Dean Indira Shetty.Copy !req
91. Welcome to Godolkin University.Copy !req
92. We've trained the best
and brightest young heroesCopy !req
93. since 1965.Copy !req
94. But more than that, we're a family.Copy !req
95. A community of
supportive faculty and peersCopy !req
96. who will accept you as the unique,Copy !req
97. culturally rich change agent
that you are.Copy !req
98. You'll begin with challenging
but meaningful core curriculumCopy !req
99. such as Hero EthicsCopy !req
100. and Understanding Branding.Copy !req
101. After that, you'll declare your major.Copy !req
102. Perhaps you'll join
the Crimson Countess SchoolCopy !req
103. for the Performing Arts.Copy !req
104. Alumni include starsCopy !req
105. from such shows as Riverdale,
Pretty Little LiarsCopy !req
106. and So You Think
You've Got Super Talent?Copy !req
107. Or maybe you'll be acceptedCopy !req
108. into the Lamplighter School
of Crimefighting,Copy !req
109. which has produced
every top ten-ranked studentCopy !req
110. for the past 30 years,
who have all gone onCopy !req
111. to protect America's greatest cities.Copy !req
112. Maybe you'll make the top ten, too.Copy !req
113. So whether you want
to walk the mean streetsCopy !req
114. or the red carpet,Copy !req
115. Godolkin is a safe space
for you to thrive.Copy !req
116. We're super excited to meet you.Copy !req
117. Yo!Copy !req
118. I'm Maverick, your R.A.Copy !req
119. Mandatory consent seminar,
common room at 3:00.Copy !req
120. Are you pitching a consent
seminar with your dick out?Copy !req
121. Yes, my dick is out.
Common room at 3:00.Copy !req
122. begins today
for the trial of Homelander.Copy !req
123. She's dead. They need to take that...Copy !req
124. Autographed Maeve merch is insa...Copy !req
125. Day one at God U.Copy !req
126. So I figuredCopy !req
127. it's time to test my shitCopy !req
128. against the toughest motherfucker here.Copy !req
129. That's my gerbil, David Caruso.Copy !req
130. And it's about to go down!Copy !req
131. Welcome to fight night here on
Fun Sized with Little Cricket!Copy !req
132. Oh, shit. Hang on.Copy !req
133. Hey! You must be Marie!Copy !req
134. No, down here.Copy !req
135. Hi! I'm Emma.Copy !req
136. H... Hi.Copy !req
137. Here I am.Copy !req
138. Hi!Copy !req
139. I have been dying to meet you.Copy !req
140. Oh, God, you're so pretty.Copy !req
141. - Thanks.
- You want a White Claw?Copy !req
142. It's 9:00 in the morning.Copy !req
143. It's 10:01 somewhere.Copy !req
144. Are you cool with David Caruso?Copy !req
145. - He won't shit in your shit.
- I've never had a pet.Copy !req
146. Oh, really?Copy !req
147. Who's David Caruso?Copy !req
148. You didn't see Jade?Copy !req
149. Are you fucking kidding?Copy !req
150. Oh. Wow.Copy !req
151. So what were you doing?Copy !req
152. Uh, my YouTube show.Copy !req
153. Fun Sized with Little Cricket?Copy !req
154. You haven't seen it?Copy !req
155. Oh. Well, I'm kind of like PewDiePieCopy !req
156. without the Nazi stuff.Copy !req
157. Wait, you don't know him either?Copy !req
158. We only had one computer growing up,Copy !req
159. and it was donut-glazed
from all the 14-year-old boys,Copy !req
160. so...Copy !req
161. - Boy.
- Oh.Copy !req
162. I mean, my brother. Chris.Copy !req
163. My parents had to wearCopy !req
164. hazmat suits just to go in his room.Copy !req
165. Well, can't be worseCopy !req
166. than my brother.Copy !req
167. Or sister.Copy !req
168. Or parents.Copy !req
169. - Hey, how do you open this?
- Oh, they don't open.Copy !req
170. Or break.Copy !req
171. I guess kids were jumping out
and flying off.Copy !req
172. Come on. Let's go.Copy !req
173. So what are we doing here exactly?Copy !req
174. Dude, his workouts are
practically the social eventCopy !req
175. of the season.Copy !req
176. Whose?Copy !req
177. His.Copy !req
178. What's up, Golden Boy?Copy !req
179. Holy fucking shit.Copy !req
180. You know, when Golden Boy
flames on, his clothes burn off.Copy !req
181. And he's uncut.Copy !req
182. 'Cause I guess, like,
he's impossible to cut.Copy !req
183. I'd burn my tongue on that.Copy !req
184. Hey.Copy !req
185. Did you get any sleep last night?Copy !req
186. Same fucking nightmare.Copy !req
187. - The one with all the trees?
- Yeah.Copy !req
188. I don't know what the fuck it means.Copy !req
189. Yeah, I don't know.Copy !req
190. I guess I'm just gonna have
to fuck you rottenCopy !req
191. - till it stops.
- Oh, did I say I want it to stop?Copy !req
192. All right!Copy !req
193. Tongue in your head.Copy !req
194. Head in the game.Copy !req
195. Yes, you.Copy !req
196. Thank you.Copy !req
197. And thank you.Copy !req
198. Uh, dude, I am not sweating
The Incredible Steve.Copy !req
199. Or anyone that has "the" in their name.Copy !req
200. I hope not. I got ten grand on you.Copy !req
201. All right, well,
we split it fifty-fifty, huh?Copy !req
202. Or else I throw the match.Copy !req
203. Fuck you. Asshole.Copy !req
204. - Kick his ass.
- Lovable asshole.Copy !req
205. Luke... !Copy !req
206. Golden Boy! Golden Boy! Golden Boy!Copy !req
207. Golden Boy! Golden Boy! Golden Boy!Copy !req
208. Golden Boy! Golden Boy!Copy !req
209. See what I mean? It's like a...Copy !req
210. big, fiery sea cucumber.Copy !req
211. I'm gonna be down there one day.Copy !req
212. Jerking off his flaming shar-pei?Copy !req
213. Ranked in the top ten.Copy !req
214. Number one in the top ten.Copy !req
215. Jesus Christ, wh-who wants
that kind of pressure?Copy !req
216. I do.Copy !req
217. Yeah.Copy !req
218. Or you can be like that guy.Copy !req
219. Hey. Look at me.Copy !req
220. You did good, all right? Next time.Copy !req
221. - Thanks, man.
- Yeah.Copy !req
222. Wait, fuck me.Copy !req
223. Class schedules are out.Copy !req
224. - They are?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
225. Can I borrow your phone?Copy !req
226. I don't have one yet.Copy !req
227. A phone?Copy !req
228. Wait, are you Amish?Copy !req
229. Is Black Amish a thing?Copy !req
230. Jordan, right?Copy !req
231. Jordan Li?Copy !req
232. First of all,Copy !req
233. you're awesome.Copy !req
234. I mean, wow.Copy !req
235. Ranked number two.Copy !req
236. Yeah, if you want
Professor Brink's autograph,Copy !req
237. - you got to buy his book.
- Oh.Copy !req
238. No, that's not why I'm...Copy !req
239. Uh...Copy !req
240. There's clearly been a mistake.Copy !req
241. I-I signed up for Brink'sCopy !req
242. Freshmen Intro to Crimefighting,Copy !req
243. but it's not on my schedule.Copy !req
244. - What's your name?
- Moreau.Copy !req
245. Marie.Copy !req
246. Marie Moreau.Copy !req
247. Oh, yeah, I see the problem.Copy !req
248. You were rejected.Copy !req
249. Wh-What?Copy !req
250. What do you mean?Copy !req
251. I-I, like, quadruple-checked the forms.Copy !req
252. Yeah, we just don't have space
for everyone.Copy !req
253. No, but I have to take... Intro.Copy !req
254. Everyone who majors
in crimefighting takes Intro.Copy !req
255. Look, most freshmen show up,Copy !req
256. they think they'll
major in crimefighting,Copy !req
257. crush their combat and forensics classesCopy !req
258. and score a city contract,
but they won't.Copy !req
259. I mean, you're competing with kidsCopy !req
260. who have cleared homicide cases,Copy !req
261. who have over a million followers.Copy !req
262. And you...Copy !req
263. you don't even have an Insta.Copy !req
264. Now, I kind of got to get back to this.Copy !req
265. - Can I talk to Professor Brink about this?
- No.Copy !req
266. I made the call. I'm his T.A.Copy !req
267. Hold on. This was your decision?Copy !req
268. Who are you to reject me?Copy !req
269. - His T.A.
- Jordan!Copy !req
270. What the fuck?Copy !req
271. Goddamn,Copy !req
272. that's the fastest draw I've ever seen.Copy !req
273. Uh, gonna need to buy me
a new shirt, Professor.Copy !req
274. Oh, hey, sorry, champ.Copy !req
275. - So, what do we got?
- Um...Copy !req
276. Ashley Barrett asked you
to speak at the Vought retreatCopy !req
277. - in Sun Valley.
- Mm, hard pass.Copy !req
278. Good Morning America wantsCopy !req
279. to interview you about
"how Brink's techniqueCopy !req
280. with super kids can help with your kid".Copy !req
281. Tell 'em to read my book.Copy !req
282. I've read your book.Copy !req
283. - I've read all of your books.
- I've already handled this, sir.Copy !req
284. Sir, she...Copy !req
285. I mean, he...Copy !req
286. they...Copy !req
287. rejected me from your Intro class.Copy !req
288. But they're dead wrong.Copy !req
289. They don't know me.Copy !req
290. That so?Copy !req
291. It's like you always say:Copy !req
292. "It's not about the talent.Copy !req
293. It's about the drive".Copy !req
294. Right?Copy !req
295. And that's me.Copy !req
296. I could go all the way. I just...Copy !req
297. I just need the chance.Copy !req
298. Performing Arts is a fine program.Copy !req
299. You could be on Dancing with the Stars.Copy !req
300. What's going on?Copy !req
301. He's tweaking on meth.Copy !req
302. He's on the north lawn.Copy !req
303. - We need backup.
- Stat.Copy !req
304. Let's just... calm down.Copy !req
305. I'm not going back to the fucking Woods!Copy !req
306. — Hey.
- I got him!Copy !req
307. Hi.Copy !req
308. Hey, hey, who is that guy?Copy !req
309. Shit.Copy !req
310. Please don't-don't leave me in here.Copy !req
311. Please.Copy !req
312. Please, please!Copy !req
313. Plea... !Copy !req
314. Godolkin is a safe space
for you to thrive.Copy !req
315. So then security just
dragged the kid off?Copy !req
316. So fucking crazy.Copy !req
317. And you didn't film it.Copy !req
318. Kind of had other stuff on my mind.Copy !req
319. Yeah, but you could've got
a million likes.Copy !req
320. I wish I got attacked.Copy !req
321. Oh, come on. They live on our floor.Copy !req
322. Hey, performing arts
won't be so bad. Just...Copy !req
323. try and make friends
like a normal human.Copy !req
324. So, my guys at Innovative
are sending me outCopy !req
325. for this limited series on Vought Plus.Copy !req
326. It's an elevated superhero thing.Copy !req
327. Really a meditation on griefCopy !req
328. told through 70 years of sitcoms.Copy !req
329. And Zach Braff is directing.Copy !req
330. We're friends, so... fingers crossed.Copy !req
331. Damn. My manager only sends me
out on broadcast, but...Copy !req
332. Sorry, you're Justine, right?Copy !req
333. - Yeah.
- Okay, so I loved youCopy !req
334. in Pretty/Deadly and Babysitter School.Copy !req
335. Um, so I'm Emma.Copy !req
336. That's-that's Marie.Copy !req
337. That's so sweet.Copy !req
338. Thank you.Copy !req
339. And...Copy !req
340. I've seen you in something.Copy !req
341. I did do a small reoccurring
in Chicago Fire.Copy !req
342. Burn victim.Copy !req
343. No. Wait.Copy !req
344. You're Little Cricket.Copy !req
345. Oh, my God.Copy !req
346. You are so funny.Copy !req
347. Holy shit. No, that's right. Um...Copy !req
348. - Fun Sized with Little Cricket.
- Right?Copy !req
349. I'm a huge fan.Copy !req
350. Your channel's the fucking bomb.Copy !req
351. Thanks.Copy !req
352. Yeah.Copy !req
353. And where have I seen you?Copy !req
354. Uh, right here.Copy !req
355. Now.Copy !req
356. I got to go.Copy !req
357. I'll-I'll see you guys around.Copy !req
358. Hey.Copy !req
359. What's wrong?Copy !req
360. No offense,Copy !req
361. but this shit is very, very not me.Copy !req
362. Okay, well, this shit
is 90% of being a hero.Copy !req
363. Marie, only five kids a year
score a city contract.Copy !req
364. The rest of us...Copy !req
365. sing and dance and
sell merch for Vought.Copy !req
366. But we're superheroes.Copy !req
367. That's really what you want?Copy !req
368. I can't fight bad guys when I'm
the size of a pickle, so yeah.Copy !req
369. I mean, I'm also hoping for a three-way.Copy !req
370. You remember when we first met?Copy !req
371. Chapter nine of your book.Copy !req
372. I had to sit on a folding chair
in your folks' living roomCopy !req
373. 'cause you kept burning
holes in the furniture.Copy !req
374. Shy little nothingCopy !req
375. that could barely make eye contact.Copy !req
376. You remember what I told you?Copy !req
377. - You said that I'd be bigger than Homelander.
- Did I?Copy !req
378. Hafnium carbide alloy.Copy !req
379. Won't melt no matter how hot you burn.Copy !req
380. No more showing your balls to America.Copy !req
381. I mean, this thing is
low eight figures, easy.Copy !req
382. No one's actually gonna pay for this.Copy !req
383. New York already has.Copy !req
384. They're building it as we speak.Copy !req
385. Would you rather take
Maeve's old apartmentCopy !req
386. or Starlight's?Copy !req
387. Now, it's gonna take the lawyers a...Copy !req
388. couple months to paper the deal,Copy !req
389. but you, my boy, are going to The Seven.Copy !req
390. No draft, no nothin'.Copy !req
391. It's done.Copy !req
392. We did it.Copy !req
393. Huh?Copy !req
394. Luke.Copy !req
395. You okay?Copy !req
396. Yeah.Copy !req
397. I'm great.Copy !req
398. You lost?Copy !req
399. I got it.Copy !req
400. Thanks.Copy !req
401. Those were some sweet moves last night.Copy !req
402. I was coming up with
your superhero name.Copy !req
403. You want to hear it?Copy !req
404. Bloody Marie.Copy !req
405. - That's terrible.
- Yeah, it is.Copy !req
406. Well, um...Copy !req
407. that skinny kid,Copy !req
408. did you... You seen him before?Copy !req
409. The way they dragged him off
was just fucked, right?Copy !req
410. He was out of control.Copy !req
411. Okay, Coagula.Copy !req
412. - Even worse.
- I'll k... I'll keep workshopping.Copy !req
413. I'll show you what I come up with?Copy !req
414. Tonight?Copy !req
415. A few of us are going on a...
field trip.Copy !req
416. Off campus.Copy !req
417. Golden Boy, myself, a few
others. You should come.Copy !req
418. Uh, me?Copy !req
419. - Yeah.
- Out with you guys?Copy !req
420. I mean, that's
how socializing works, right?Copy !req
421. We'd be breaking curfew.Copy !req
422. If we get caught.Copy !req
423. We're not gonna get caught.Copy !req
424. Thanks...Copy !req
425. for the invite, uh, but no.Copy !req
426. I can't afford the trouble.Copy !req
427. Well...Copy !req
428. Crimefighting Building at 10:00
if you change your mind.Copy !req
429. Okay, this is me changing
your fucking mind right now.Copy !req
430. You have a chance
to go party with Golden BoyCopy !req
431. and you aren't sure?Copy !req
432. Are you insane?Copy !req
433. I think he has a girlfriend, right?Copy !req
434. Yes, and she's hot!Copy !req
435. Oh, my God! You're
gonna have a three-way.Copy !req
436. You are literally living my dream.Copy !req
437. Then you go.Copy !req
438. I wasn't invited.Copy !req
439. Marie, this is a huge
opportunity for you.Copy !req
440. And, much more importantly, for me.Copy !req
441. Because if you get in good
with those guys,Copy !req
442. - that means I will.
- Emma.Copy !req
443. You don't understand the
world-ending trouble I'll be inCopy !req
444. if I'm busted.Copy !req
445. My dad is...Copy !req
446. really strict.Copy !req
447. The point is,Copy !req
448. I can't fuck up.Copy !req
449. I'm gonna be jerking off
about this the whole night,Copy !req
450. so if you don't go, just
be prepared for that experience.Copy !req
451. And I'm loud as fuck.Copy !req
452. I don't...Copy !req
453. have anything to wear.Copy !req
454. Please borrow whatever you want
from my closet.Copy !req
455. Okay.Copy !req
456. So...Copy !req
457. You need to load up your legs
with lube to get into these.Copy !req
458. I'll help you get out of them tonight.Copy !req
459. - How am I supposed to pee?
- Oh, you don't.Copy !req
460. Like, literally never.Copy !req
461. Oh! Told you.Copy !req
462. This is Marie.Copy !req
463. She's the one that I was telling
you guys about.Copy !req
464. Hey. I'm Luke.Copy !req
465. Uh, this is Cate.Copy !req
466. I know who you are.Copy !req
467. I know every...Copy !req
468. Nice to meet you.Copy !req
469. - Uh, that's Jordan.
- Yeah, we've met.Copy !req
470. You gonna reject me
from this outing, too?Copy !req
471. - I'd love to.
- No, play niceCopy !req
472. or I will not share my drugs with you.Copy !req
473. Uh, come on. We'll take my car.Copy !req
474. - Oh!
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
475. - Oy.
- Fucking drip, baby.Copy !req
476. Shit. One more.Copy !req
477. You want some?Copy !req
478. Um... no, thank you.Copy !req
479. All right.Copy !req
480. I can't believe I'm at Seven Tower.Copy !req
481. Let me guess.Copy !req
482. You were six years old
in a Maeve costume,Copy !req
483. just dreaming about making The Seven.Copy !req
484. Now I do.Copy !req
485. But no.Copy !req
486. I didn't even know I had
powers until I was 12.Copy !req
487. Really?Copy !req
488. My parents gave me V as a baby.Copy !req
489. But it didn't hit till puberty.Copy !req
490. Oh, they must've been excited.Copy !req
491. Thrilled.Copy !req
492. It's still the only thing
my dad talks about.Copy !req
493. Brags about it to all the guys
at his pickup games.Copy !req
494. I'm sorry. Uh...Copy !req
495. I'm lying.Copy !req
496. M-My parents died.Copy !req
497. I don't know why I do that.Copy !req
498. My brother passed away, too.Copy !req
499. I'm sorry.Copy !req
500. That's, uh, why I'm here.Copy !req
501. At this school.Copy !req
502. For my sister.Copy !req
503. I want to...Copy !req
504. prove to her that I'm not...Copy !req
505. Can I give you some advice?Copy !req
506. That you're not at all asking for?Copy !req
507. Please.Copy !req
508. Being a hero is, uh...Copy !req
509. It's not what you think.Copy !req
510. You know, if you're gonna do this,Copy !req
511. make sure you do it for you.Copy !req
512. Oh, I can't believe it.Copy !req
513. Little Cricket.Copy !req
514. I used to jerk off to you when I was 14.Copy !req
515. That's... sweet.Copy !req
516. Mm. Oh.Copy !req
517. Hey, can we try something?Copy !req
518. Yeah.Copy !req
519. I don't want you to think I'm weird.Copy !req
520. You're not weird.Copy !req
521. Would you, uh...Copy !req
522. get little?Copy !req
523. Well, that wouldn't really work,
'cause, like...Copy !req
524. anatomy.Copy !req
525. Yeah, obviously not that.Copy !req
526. Well, you know, it's not so easy
for me to get little.Copy !req
527. Hey, but what we're doing now
is great, right?Copy !req
528. You...Copy !req
529. sexy and small...Copy !req
530. hanging off my cock.Copy !req
531. You'd be so fucking hot.Copy !req
532. Please?Copy !req
533. Awesome.Copy !req
534. Wait here. I'll just take a minute.Copy !req
535. Sorry.Copy !req
536. I just need a...Copy !req
537. shirt.Copy !req
538. I'll just be a minute.Copy !req
539. Reservation under?Copy !req
540. We don't have one.Copy !req
541. But you don't give a fuck. Right?Copy !req
542. I do not give a fuck.Copy !req
543. Follow me.Copy !req
544. You guys in?Copy !req
545. Is that cocaine?Copy !req
546. We finished all the coke. It's Molly.Copy !req
547. Hey, I don't really fuck with powders,Copy !req
548. but I do microdose shrooms.Copy !req
549. So, what do you say, freshman?Copy !req
550. Um...Copy !req
551. no, thank you.Copy !req
552. You know, I could take
my glove off and make you.Copy !req
553. I won't, 'cause I'm all about consent.Copy !req
554. But I could. So...Copy !req
555. you should.Copy !req
556. Aw. Yes!Copy !req
557. Yes!Copy !req
558. - Now let's dance!
- What?Copy !req
559. Come on.Copy !req
560. I told you.Copy !req
561. Yeah. She's cool.Copy !req
562. Fuck.Copy !req
563. Oh, fuck, that's so great.Copy !req
564. Squeeze a little harder.Copy !req
565. - Oh!
- How's that?Copy !req
566. That's great.Copy !req
567. Now try kicking my balls.Copy !req
568. Okay.Copy !req
569. Is this the biggest dick
you've ever seen?Copy !req
570. I mean, yeah, relatively.Copy !req
571. Can you say it?Copy !req
572. Yeah, dude, it's
the biggest dick I've ever seen.Copy !req
573. Fuck.Copy !req
574. That was...Copy !req
575. really good.Copy !req
576. Oh!Copy !req
577. - There she is.
- You changed.Copy !req
578. - Why?
- 'Cause I fucking felt like it.Copy !req
579. Also, free drinks.Copy !req
580. True. Cheers.Copy !req
581. To The Seven.Copy !req
582. - Fucking Seven.
- Quiet down.Copy !req
583. - I just told you. - Mm-mm.
- Oh.Copy !req
584. You got to invite me to the Tower.Copy !req
585. 'Cause I crush hard on A-Train.Copy !req
586. A speedster in bed?Copy !req
587. Making a mental note right now
to never invite you.Copy !req
588. Mm. It is the least surprising
surprise ever,Copy !req
589. but... congrats.Copy !req
590. - When do you start?
- Uh, you mean, when do I leaveCopy !req
591. so you can finally be ranked number one?Copy !req
592. Please. That'd be great,Copy !req
593. but trustees think I'm too confusing.Copy !req
594. - No way I'll be number one.
- The trustees put youCopy !req
595. in the orientation video.Copy !req
596. Yeah, so they could suck their own dicksCopy !req
597. about how progressive they are.Copy !req
598. - Mm.
- Okay, well, Brink does carryCopy !req
599. a lot of weight with them,
and he loves you.Copy !req
600. I mean, you're like his, um,Copy !req
601. favorite son/daughter.Copy !req
602. I think you got a shot.Copy !req
603. It'll be Andre.Copy !req
604. As much as that pisses me off.Copy !req
605. Uh, that-that responsibilityCopy !req
606. and having to work with my dad?Copy !req
607. Fuck that.Copy !req
608. That's all you. I will
cheer you on as I continueCopy !req
609. to suck and fuck my little heart out.Copy !req
610. But you, you worked
your fucking ass off for this.Copy !req
611. And I'm proud of you.Copy !req
612. I love you, man.Copy !req
613. Someone's rolling.Copy !req
614. I think.Copy !req
615. Yeah.Copy !req
616. Definitely.Copy !req
617. Luke.Copy !req
618. Please help me.Copy !req
619. How are you alone right now?Copy !req
620. I mean, I can't be the first guy
to hit on you tonight.Copy !req
621. Statistically speaking,
that seems impossible.Copy !req
622. I'm waiting for my boyfriend.Copy !req
623. Fair enough.Copy !req
624. Uh, how aboutCopy !req
625. heads, I stay,Copy !req
626. tails, I leave?Copy !req
627. You're a Supe.Copy !req
628. Or I'm just a very good magician.Copy !req
629. But "Supe" sounds sexier.
Let's go with that one.Copy !req
630. That all the bird can do?Copy !req
631. You see Old Balls right there?Copy !req
632. If I can get this little birdie
into his cup,Copy !req
633. will you agree to,Copy !req
634. at best, go home with me...Copy !req
635. and, at worst,Copy !req
636. we hit the dance floor
and have a good time?Copy !req
637. Oh, my God. What the hell happened?Copy !req
638. Uh, I think I hit an artery, dude!Copy !req
639. Aw, fuck! Some fuck bumped into me!Copy !req
640. I think she's gonna die, man.
She's bleeding out.Copy !req
641. - We need to call 911!
- They won't get here in time.Copy !req
642. We need to go. We need to get the fuckCopy !req
643. - out of here.
- We need to get the fuck out of here now.Copy !req
644. We need to get the fuck out of here now.Copy !req
645. Come on.Copy !req
646. She's fucking bleeding out, bro.Copy !req
647. Why don't you help her?Copy !req
648. She's alive.Copy !req
649. She's alive.Copy !req
650. - Wow!
- You saved her.Copy !req
651. You saved her!Copy !req
652. - You saved her!
- Are you a Supe?Copy !req
653. What is this? This is insane.Copy !req
654. Last night at Skyscraper Club,Copy !req
655. this lady fell bleeding.Copy !req
656. This woman appears.
She saved the girl's life.Copy !req
657. Okay, sure, you're the hero,
but I'm the one who made you go,Copy !req
658. so in a very real way, I'm the hero.Copy !req
659. Sorry for all the...Copy !req
660. blood on your clothes.Copy !req
661. Oh, God, worth it.Copy !req
662. Wait, so what did Golden Boy smell like?Copy !req
663. Like cookies, right?Copy !req
664. Like cookies and hope?Copy !req
665. Marie, right?Copy !req
666. Professor Brink's office called.Copy !req
667. He wants to see you.Copy !req
668. You mean now?Copy !req
669. And... just me?Copy !req
670. I don't know.Copy !req
671. Also, I'm not your assistant.Copy !req
672. Get a fucking phone.Copy !req
673. Dude! He's seen Instagram.Copy !req
674. You're in his class for sure.Copy !req
675. who will accept you as the unique,Copy !req
676. culturally rich change agent
that you are.Copy !req
677. Ah, Marie Moreau.Copy !req
678. You saved that girl's life.Copy !req
679. Good for you.Copy !req
680. Thank you, sir.Copy !req
681. You know, kid, I've dedicated my lifeCopy !req
682. to studying superheroes.Copy !req
683. Three masters, countless
hours of research.Copy !req
684. I think it's safe to say that
I know more about SupesCopy !req
685. than just about any soul alive.Copy !req
686. And they are something.Copy !req
687. But there's one fella
that's got 'em all beat.Copy !req
688. Fred McCallister of Scarborough, U.K.Copy !req
689. Sir?Copy !req
690. Who's that?Copy !req
691. Just a guy.Copy !req
692. Some powerless schmuck.Copy !req
693. See, his old dog Arnold
jumped into the ocean,Copy !req
694. and he started to go under.Copy !req
695. So, Fred, he hopped into the drinkCopy !req
696. and he managed to save his old mutt,Copy !req
697. but he drowned in the process.Copy !req
698. And, see, that is what most superheroes,Copy !req
699. even the big ones, they just don't get.Copy !req
700. That being a hero, a real hero,Copy !req
701. is not about glory.Copy !req
702. It's about sacrifice.Copy !req
703. You understand that?Copy !req
704. I think so, sir.Copy !req
705. Good.Copy !req
706. Good.Copy !req
707. 'Cause...Copy !req
708. And I can't tell you how sorry
I am to tell you this, but...Copy !req
709. you're being expelled.Copy !req
710. - What?
- See, Golden Boy,Copy !req
711. Andre, Jordan, they're
going all the way.Copy !req
712. They could save thousands of people.Copy !req
713. But not if TMZ finds outCopy !req
714. that they almost let
a woman bleed to deathCopy !req
715. because they were high.Copy !req
716. Somebody's got to take that hit.Copy !req
717. You get that.Copy !req
718. Look, you saved that woman.Copy !req
719. But, you know,Copy !req
720. you kind of slit her throat
accidentally first.Copy !req
721. And that's grounds for removal.Copy !req
722. Wait. Just... wait.Copy !req
723. I-I didn't. I...Copy !req
724. You... you can't kick me out.Copy !req
725. Oh, I'm so sorry. I really am.Copy !req
726. I... And I like you,
for what it's worth.Copy !req
727. No, you don't understand.Copy !req
728. I can't go back.Copy !req
729. They're gonna send me
to this adult facility that...Copy !req
730. Oh, you're a resourceful girl.Copy !req
731. You'll figure something out.Copy !req
732. Honestly,Copy !req
733. I think you're wasting
your time here at G.U.Copy !req
734. Those blood powers of yours,Copy !req
735. they're a nonstarter in Middle America.Copy !req
736. There's no four-quadrant appeal there.Copy !req
737. You're wrong.Copy !req
738. Look, honey, you get
to save your friends.Copy !req
739. Just like that guy in the U.K.Copy !req
740. I mean, that is more hero
than most Supes ever manage.Copy !req
741. And that's something.Copy !req
742. What if I say no?Copy !req
743. Well...Copy !req
744. you're an orphan
who murdered her parents, kiddo.Copy !req
745. I'm afraid you don't got much choice.Copy !req
746. What'd he say?Copy !req
747. Why did you make me go out?Copy !req
748. - I knew I shouldn't have gone.
- Whoa, what happened?Copy !req
749. I didn't ask for this. For you.Copy !req
750. Just leave me alone.Copy !req
751. Luke.Copy !req
752. Luke, where are you?Copy !req
753. Luke.Copy !req
754. Sam?Copy !req
755. Luke, it's not a dream.Copy !req
756. It's real.Copy !req
757. Luke.Copy !req
758. Please help me.Copy !req
759. You killed them.Copy !req
760. Annabeth, please.Copy !req
761. No, stay away from me.Copy !req
762. You're a monster.Copy !req
763. I'm not a monster.Copy !req
764. Hey, man.Copy !req
765. How you feel? 'Cause
I'm sweating cocaine.Copy !req
766. Hey.Copy !req
767. Do you know?Copy !req
768. What Brink's doing to protect you?Copy !req
769. What are you talking about?Copy !req
770. Oh, shit.Copy !req
771. Marie, I...Copy !req
772. I had to.Copy !req
773. I-I didn't see anything.Copy !req
774. You don't understand
what Brink did, okay?Copy !req
775. You don't know about The Woods.Copy !req
776. What?Copy !req
777. Okay, please, he-he fell asleepCopy !req
778. with a Camel lit in his mouth
and he burned himself.Copy !req
779. Yeah.Copy !req
780. For sure.Copy !req
781. Our secret.Copy !req
782. Why did you have to come, Marie?Copy !req
783. Run!Copy !req
784. - Hey, what the fuck?
- Marie!Copy !req
785. Uh, Luke, what's, uh...Copy !req
786. What's going on? Maybe...Copy !req
787. Maybe put your dick away?Copy !req
788. Move.Copy !req
789. Not until you chill out.Copy !req
790. You're in on it, too.Copy !req
791. Luke, what the fuck is going on?Copy !req
792. Move!Copy !req
793. Go! Now!Copy !req
794. Go!Copy !req
795. Luke.Copy !req
796. Luke, it's gonna be okay.Copy !req
797. Calm down.Copy !req
798. Can we do this later?
I'm still drunk from last night.Copy !req
799. No, it's perfect. Just-just take a sip,Copy !req
800. say, "Turbo Rush cures hangovers".Copy !req
801. I wouldn't pour this on my dick
if it cured cancer.Copy !req
802. Marie?Copy !req
803. Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
804. Hey, stop! What?Copy !req
805. He killed Brink!Copy !req
806. The fuck? No, bullshit!Copy !req
807. He fucking killed him!Copy !req
808. Luke?Copy !req
809. Hey, hey, take it easy.Copy !req
810. Just-just-just take it easy.Copy !req
811. Okay?Copy !req
812. Hey, no, no.Copy !req
813. Fuck everyone else.
It's just me and you.Copy !req
814. You know I love you.Copy !req
815. - It wasn't supposed to happen like this.
- Hey.Copy !req
816. No!Copy !req
817. - I'm sorry.
- It's okay.Copy !req
818. It's okay.Copy !req
819. I love you.Copy !req
820. I love you, too.Copy !req
821. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
822. It's okay. It's okay.Copy !req
823. Okay?Copy !req
824. Luke, come on.Copy !req
825. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
826. What?Copy !req
827. Good evening, students and patriots.Copy !req
828. Let me personally assure you
that the terrible newsCopy !req
829. coming out of
Godolkin University this eveningCopy !req
830. is in no way reflective
of the institution as a whole.Copy !req
831. Golden Boy's death
was an isolated incidentCopy !req
832. involving a chronic drug userCopy !req
833. suffering a full psychotic break.Copy !req
834. Remember that Vought News
has selected GodolkinCopy !req
835. as the Safest Campus in America
seven years running,Copy !req
836. and the faculty prides itselfCopy !req
837. on creating a safe space
for every hero to thrive.Copy !req
838. Despite tonight's incident,Copy !req
839. here's a look at what
students can expectCopy !req
840. from this esteemed institution
in this upcoming semester.Copy !req
841. If you're watching this,
guess things got fucked.Copy !req
842. I'm sorry.Copy !req
843. You could beCopy !req
844. the first top-ranked freshmanCopy !req
845. in history.Copy !req
846. For what?Copy !req
847. For fighting Golden Boy.Copy !req
848. You guys are heroes.Copy !req
849. Currently, we're testing "the GuardiansCopy !req
850. of Godolkin".Copy !req
851. Even when I'm saying it now,Copy !req
852. it feels like it's too many
syllables, so we'll see.Copy !req
853. What about Jordan Li?Copy !req
854. We lead with Andre and this Marie chick.Copy !req
855. Figure out the rest later. Is
The Woods part of what happened?Copy !req
856. But I found something.Copy !req
857. Don't say another
fucking word about this.Copy !req
858. Remember, no tiny action hero shit.Copy !req
859. Got it.Copy !req
860. Get it, got it, good.Copy !req
861. Sweet Jesus.Copy !req
862. I don't know why Luke did it.Copy !req
863. We are in over our heads.Copy !req
864. In the real world,Copy !req
865. everybody uses everyone.Copy !req
866. This is fucking crazy.Copy !req
867. Totes.Copy !req
868. It's just a matter of timeCopy !req
869. before they find out about
everything you're doing.Copy !req
870. We have to stop 'em.Copy !req
871. I did rip a person in half.Copy !req
872. In my defense, he wasCopy !req
873. a puppet at the time, so...Copy !req