1. It was really weird going back there.
It was exactly the same.Copy !req
2. - Remember Dougie?
- Doughnut Dougie? Dougie Doughnuts?Copy !req
3. - He's had a heart attack. No-one told me.
- Oh, my God. Is he dead?Copy !req
4. I think so. Nobody seems to really know.Copy !req
5. Ohh. Do you miss it?
Do you wish you still worked there?Copy !req
6. Do you know what? Not at all.
I really don't.Copy !req
7. I won't have to come up again for ages.Copy !req
8. - Probably not for another six months.
- Oh, that's good.Copy !req
9. It's like the olden days, this, isn't it?Copy !req
10. Me down here, you up there.Copy !req
11. - It's only one night.
- I know that.Copy !req
12. I just mean it's like it used to be
when we first met.Copy !req
13. Yeah. God, all them phone calls.Copy !req
14. - And the phone sex.
- That was good, though, wasn't it?Copy !req
15. - Yeah.
- What you wearing?Copy !req
16. So you going out
with Smithy Iater, then?Copy !req
17. I don't know. Maybe.Copy !req
18. - It won't be a late one.
- Don't get drunk now, will you?Copy !req
19. You've got to drive back
in the morning.Copy !req
20. I'll be home by midday.
It's not starting till 3.00, is it?Copy !req
21. I know, but you've got to put your suit on
and your shoes and belt and everything.Copy !req
22. - How's Nessa feeling?
- She's all right.Copy !req
23. We're just having a girly night in
with Bryn.Copy !req
24. You know, bleaching and shaving
and general wedding prep.Copy !req
25. I just can't believe
she's getting married. Can you?Copy !req
26. Less than 24 hours to go now, babe.Copy !req
27. Right. That's the base coat.
Let that dry a minute.Copy !req
28. Now, are you sure you want them black?Copy !req
29. - Yeah. It's stylish.
- Is it, though? I mean...Copy !req
30. Oh, Stace. Stop stressing me out.Copy !req
31. I think what Stacey means, Ness,
is it's not very bridal.Copy !req
32. - Well, I'm not very bridal.
- Oh, yes, you are.Copy !req
33. I tell you what. Why don't we paint
the toenails black?Copy !req
34. That way you retain
a certain sense of individuality,Copy !req
35. a sense of "Ness-ness".Copy !req
36. But you keep it hidden away.Copy !req
37. No. Stick to the plan, Bryn.Copy !req
38. I want "Nessa" painted on my left foot,
"David" on the right.Copy !req
39. But you always call him "Dave".
You never call him "David".Copy !req
40. I do when he's sucking my toes.Copy !req
41. There we are. All done.Copy !req
42. - Oh, Mum. That looks Iush.
- That looks Iovely, Gwen.Copy !req
43. - What shoes will you wear with it?
- What?Copy !req
44. (LAUGHS) Joking, I am.Copy !req
45. (CHUCKLES) Oh, right.Copy !req
46. Are you sure you don't want to try it on?Copy !req
47. No need. If you got the measurements right
it'll be fine.Copy !req
48. If not, you'll ruin my day. Simple as.Copy !req
49. What?Copy !req
50. It's just so nice having you here
without Stacey.Copy !req
51. - Pam!
- Mum!Copy !req
52. Not like that. I love Stacey.Copy !req
53. It's just... Oh, I don't know. I just feel
I've got you back all to myself.Copy !req
54. Just for tonight.Copy !req
55. There's my Iittle prince,
my handsome kingCopy !req
56. and me in the middle,
the Duchess of Cornwall.Copy !req
57. Oh, yeah. And here comes the court jester.Copy !req
58. - What's that?
- Nothing.Copy !req
59. Right. I am done.Copy !req
60. Romeo Dunn.Copy !req
61. I should think so. It's quarter to eight.Copy !req
62. - He didn't start till 4.00.
- How come?Copy !req
63. SIept in. Didn't wake up till 3.30.Copy !req
64. What were you doing last night?Copy !req
65. PIaying Rock Band with Rudi. It's amazing.Copy !req
66. We're thinking about
forming a proper band - a group.Copy !req
67. I've done your dinner, sweetheart.
It's in the oven.Copy !req
68. - Cheers. I can get it.
- You sure you don't want any veg?Copy !req
69. I had a banana earlier, so I'm all right.Copy !req
70. I'm going to get a bath and a face pack,
ready for tomorrow.Copy !req
71. Yeah, we'll clear this up.Copy !req
72. It's a shame you're not going to be there,
Smithy, at the wedding.Copy !req
73. - Is it?
- Well, yeah.Copy !req
74. It doesn't feel right somehow.
What are you gonna do with yourself?Copy !req
75. I'll pick up Neil, my boy,
and take him to Jungle Jim's.Copy !req
76. You know, the kids' play centre thing.Copy !req
77. - Bit young for that, isn't he?
- Nah, I checked it out on Monday.Copy !req
78. They've got a Iittle preschool bit,
you know - soft toys, Iittle train.Copy !req
79. It'll be nice.Copy !req
80. What? Have I got a bogey?Copy !req
81. No, darling. You're fine.Copy !req
82. So it's right, together. Left, together.Copy !req
83. Right, together. Left, together.Copy !req
84. OK. You have a go.Copy !req
85. - No, no, no. Not like that.
- You're going too fast!Copy !req
86. You're not doing "together,"
only "right, left".Copy !req
87. I don't see the point.
Why am I stopping for?Copy !req
88. I never walks like that.
I'm going from A to B, that's all.Copy !req
89. Why've I got to look like a dick?Copy !req
90. Well, I don't think
you do look like a dick, Ness.Copy !req
91. Well, I feels like a dick, Bryn.Copy !req
92. - Hola!
- Hiya, love.Copy !req
93. Sorry it took so long.
It was packed in Morrisons.Copy !req
94. Always is on a Friday, Jase.
A lot of people doing their big shop.Copy !req
95. I won't go near the place on a Friday.Copy !req
96. Me neither.
Won't give them the satisfaction.Copy !req
97. Where do you shop in Spain, Jase?
Do they have supermarkets out there?Copy !req
98. Yeah, it's Spain, not the Third World.Copy !req
99. Oh, Jase, enough jibber-jabber.Copy !req
100. It's meant to be my hen night.
What's the plan?Copy !req
101. Well, I'm doing pizzas and garlic bread.Copy !req
102. And I've got us a Iittle film.Copy !req
103. It's a new thrillerCopy !req
104. starring two-time
Academy Award-winner Mr Kevin Spacey.Copy !req
105. Cracking.Copy !req
106. TV: Cooking doesn't
get tougher than this.Copy !req
107. - (DOORBELL RINGS)
- Oh, my Christ. Who's that?Copy !req
108. - I'll get it.
- I don't know, do I?Copy !req
109. - Yes, Rudi Rudester.
- All right, Gav? Is he here?Copy !req
110. - Yeah, yeah. Smithy, it's Rudi.
- Invite her in. Come in, Ruth.Copy !req
111. No, you're all right, Pam.
I forgot my keys.Copy !req
112. I thought Mum was home tonight.Copy !req
113. She is, but she's not answering.
I think she's asleep.Copy !req
114. I'll give you a Iift in a bit if you want.Copy !req
115. No, I'm fine. I've got my heelies.Copy !req
116. - Sure you won't stay for a drink?
- No, I'm fine, thanks, Mick.Copy !req
117. I would come out to see you, Ruth,
but I'm doing a face pack -Copy !req
118. Iavender and jasmine.Copy !req
119. - Nice. OK. Well, I'll see you Iater.
- Take it easy, Rudi.Copy !req
120. - Oh, my God. You were right.
- What?Copy !req
121. - You are Welsh.
- Eh?Copy !req
122. Your accent -
you're speaking Welsh.Copy !req
123. - What you on about?
- (MIMICS) What you on about?Copy !req
124. - Shut up.
- (MIMICS) Shut up. You're a traitor.Copy !req
125. You've betrayed your roots.
You'll be playing rugby next.Copy !req
126. - (LAUGHS) Told you!
- (LAUGHS) See you Iater.Copy !req
127. - Did you get a card?
- What?Copy !req
128. - For Nessa.
- Yeah.Copy !req
129. - Cool. See you, Gethin.
- (LAUGHS)Copy !req
130. - Got a card for Nessa?
- Yeah, why?Copy !req
131. Nothing.Copy !req
132. I really don't understand
why you've got to have Neil tomorrow.Copy !req
133. What?Copy !req
134. Yeah. Why doesn't Nessa
want the baby at the wedding?Copy !req
135. I dunno. She watched her own mother
get married nine times or something.Copy !req
136. - To three different men.
- Oh.Copy !req
137. - Ohhh.
- Oh, I see.Copy !req
138. TV: Not ready for it to stop yet,
but I'm afraid it's going to have to.Copy !req
139. Do you want to go out? Chinese
and Budgie are down at the Stag.Copy !req
140. They have a DJ on Friday
and Saturday nights now.Copy !req
141. - Nah.
- Oh, come on. Come out.Copy !req
142. Get your groove on, yeah?Copy !req
143. Ooh. (CLICKS FINGERS) That feels good.Copy !req
144. Get on down at the Stag and Hound...Copy !req
145. Cos Stacey's away, them mice gonna play.Copy !req
146. - What are you doing?
- I don't know. Let's not bother.Copy !req
147. So he was Keyser Söze the whole time?Copy !req
148. Yeah. And he didn't really have a Iimp
at all.Copy !req
149. - He was putting it on.
- That's very clever.Copy !req
150. Very clever.Copy !req
151. How do they think these things up, Gwen?Copy !req
152. - I know. They just do.
- Yeah.Copy !req
153. I've seen it three times now.
I still didn't think it was gonna be him.Copy !req
154. He's a good bloke, Kev.
I've got a lot of time for him.Copy !req
155. - He Ioved you, didn't he, Stace?
- Yeah.Copy !req
156. But imagine if I'd married him.
I'd have been Stacey Spacey.Copy !req
157. - (ALL CHUCKLE)
- (PHONE RINGS)Copy !req
158. On that note, I'm gonna turn in.
Jase, you coming over now?Copy !req
159. Yeah, OK.Copy !req
160. Hello? Oh, hiya, Dave.
How are you feeling?Copy !req
161. Yeah, I'll get her now.Copy !req
162. - Ness, it's Dave.
- What's he want?Copy !req
163. - He wants to talk to you.
- Ask him what he wants.Copy !req
164. What was it you wanted, Dave?Copy !req
165. He says he's missing you, sugar tits,Copy !req
166. and wants to hear your Iovely voice
before you become his bride tomorrow.Copy !req
167. Fair play. Hand him over.Copy !req
168. All right, Dave? How's it going?
All right?Copy !req
169. All right, Ness. How's it going?
All right?Copy !req
170. Oh, Gwen, give us a minute.Copy !req
171. Of course, love.Copy !req
172. My old man there yet?Copy !req
173. Yeah, just having a Iittle
game of cards with him and Noel.Copy !req
174. - Cracking.
- Pass the phone a minute.Copy !req
175. Hiya, Ness. How's my Iittle girl?Copy !req
176. - Who's this?
- It's your dad.Copy !req
177. All right, Dad? What's occurring?Copy !req
178. I'm good. I just come up.Copy !req
179. Been doing a stint on Holby.
Man in a coma.Copy !req
180. - Ah. That's an easy one.
- (CHUCKLES) Yeah.Copy !req
181. They seemed happy with what I'd done.Copy !req
182. I kept it simple, you know?
Just Iay there.Copy !req
183. - Nice.
- So, how you feeling about tomorrow?Copy !req
184. Terrible. Nervous as shit.Copy !req
185. I'd be nervous marrying him.
The man's got blood on his hands.Copy !req
186. Listen, I'll hand you back to him.
See you tomorrow, sugar tits.Copy !req
187. Here he is.Copy !req
188. Only joking, Dave.
I know they never proved nothing.Copy !req
189. You all right, babe?
What are you nervous about?Copy !req
190. - Oh, this and that. Mainly Gwen.
- Oh, what's she done now?Copy !req
191. Well, she's finished the dress, like,
but she won't do a fitting.Copy !req
192. Christ knows what I'll look like tomorrow.Copy !req
193. You'll look like an angel
whatever you wears.Copy !req
194. I'm gonna go now. Bye.Copy !req
195. - Whoa! Hang on a minute.
- What?Copy !req
196. This time tomorrow you'll be my wife.Copy !req
197. I know. I can't wait.Copy !req
198. Sweet dreams, Miss Jenkins.Copy !req
199. You too, Mr Coach.Copy !req
200. Ooh! Sorry. Is that you, Ness?Copy !req
201. No, it's me, Mum.
- All right, love? Want a cuppa?Copy !req
202. Yeah, OK. I'll be down now.Copy !req
203. Oh, giving you gyp, is it, love?Copy !req
204. No. It's just a bit stiff in the mornings.Copy !req
205. Oh! That's what Trevor used to say.Copy !req
206. Don't cheapen yourself, Gwen.
You're better than that, come on.Copy !req
207. Sorry, love.Copy !req
208. You knocking me up an omelette
for the journey, like?Copy !req
209. Of course. I've got some onion,
bit of ham.Copy !req
210. - You can have cheese, tomato...
- Oh, Gwen, cut the chatter.Copy !req
211. I've got other things on my mind,
like my forthcoming nuptials.Copy !req
212. - Sorry, love.
- That's OK.Copy !req
213. I'll take the ham. Genuine.Copy !req
214. Where've you been? I've been calling.Copy !req
215. I'm sorry. I was just in the shower.Copy !req
216. - Why haven't you left yet?
- I'm just leaving now.Copy !req
217. It's only 8.30.
Mum, have you seen my keys?Copy !req
218. - Mum?
- Sorry, darling?Copy !req
219. It's all right. I've got them.Copy !req
220. Well, don't be long.
I just want to see you, that's all.Copy !req
221. I'm on my way.Copy !req
222. Ohhh, Ness! It's all so exciting!
Isn't it, Mum?Copy !req
223. - What's that, love?
- Good morning, one and all.Copy !req
224. - Especially the blushing bride.
- All right, Bryn?Copy !req
225. - Hiya. You sleep OK on that sofa?
- Like a Iog.Copy !req
226. - Right. We ready, then?
- Madam, your carriage awaits.Copy !req
227. Or should I say Picasso?Copy !req
228. - (BOTH LAUGH)
- There you are, love.Copy !req
229. - Cheers, Gwenno.
- Oh, Ness. It's going to be immense.Copy !req
230. - Are you excited?
- I am, yeah.Copy !req
231. It feels very emotional.Copy !req
232. Come on, Bryn, let's hit the road.Copy !req
233. - (TOOTS HORN)
- Hey-hey! (LAUGHS)Copy !req
234. All right? All right?Copy !req
235. Can't hear you.Copy !req
236. - Gavlar! Hey-hey!
- All right?Copy !req
237. - You stopping at Leigh Delamere?
- I wasn't going to.Copy !req
238. - Where you stopping?
- I don't normally. I go straight through.Copy !req
239. What, not even at Chieveley?
You don't stop at Chieveley?Copy !req
240. - No.
- Chieveley's the best. It's insane.Copy !req
241. - I've never been.
- It's great.Copy !req
242. - I took Lucy there for dinner once.
- And you wonder why she left you(!)Copy !req
243. (LAUGHS) Come on. Stop at Leigh Delamere.
You'll get to see Neil.Copy !req
244. OK. Just for five minutes.Copy !req
245. In a bit.Copy !req
246. Hey, hot dog!Copy !req
247. Bryn burger!Copy !req
248. How you doing?Copy !req
249. Ohhh! Ho, ho, ho!Copy !req
250. And who's this Iittle nugget?
What a treat!Copy !req
251. We just passed each other
on the motorway. How are you, Ness?Copy !req
252. - Tidy.
- We had a Iovely run down.Copy !req
253. - I just stopped at Leigh Delamere.
- Takes her mind off the big day.Copy !req
254. I saw Smithy and thought...Copy !req
255. I'll be Iiterally five minutes
and then I'm heading off again.Copy !req
256. OK.Copy !req
257. Love you.Copy !req
258. All right?Copy !req
259. Yeah.Copy !req
260. I've got a couple of changes of clothes
in there for him.Copy !req
261. - Yeah?
- And his special blanket.Copy !req
262. Oh, you've got your special NuNu blanket!Copy !req
263. (LAUGHS) Have you got your NuNu?Copy !req
264. He's not been sleeping well
the last few nights,Copy !req
265. so you may want to stay with him
till he gets off.Copy !req
266. Yeah. Yeah, course.Copy !req
267. - What are you gonna do with him?
- Oh, just hang out and stuff.Copy !req
268. Me and Rudi will take him to Jungle Jim's.Copy !req
269. We're gonna have fun, aren't we?Copy !req
270. Come on, then, Iittle fella.Copy !req
271. Come have a holiday with your daddy, eh?Copy !req
272. We'll be back next week.Copy !req
273. And I've put his mobile in there,Copy !req
274. so get him to give me a ring,
just so I can hear his voice.Copy !req
275. Yeah, of course.Copy !req
276. We'll be fine, you know.
We'll be fine together.Copy !req
277. I know.Copy !req
278. Well, all the best for today.
Got good weather for it.Copy !req
279. I've got you something, actually,
in the car.Copy !req
280. Sorry - Bryn, will you take...Copy !req
281. It's not anything big or nothing.
It's just...Copy !req
282. Oh. Cheers.Copy !req
283. Thanks.Copy !req
284. I ain't got one of just me and him,
so, er...Copy !req
285. Look, when you get back, we'll work out
some kind of routine, you know?Copy !req
286. Bit more of a structure to everything,Copy !req
287. now that you and Dave are getting married.Copy !req
288. He's not replacing you or nothing,
you know - Dave.Copy !req
289. I never thought he was.Copy !req
290. No.Copy !req
291. There's only one of you, isn't there?Copy !req
292. Have a good one.Copy !req
293. - Cheers, Bryn.
- Oh! There you go.Copy !req
294. - Drive safe.
- Right, Gav, see you there.Copy !req
295. Ness, let's get you home
and get you married.Copy !req
296. See you.Copy !req
297. - You all right, mate?
- Yeah, I'm good.Copy !req
298. - I'm gonna get a tea. Do you want...
- No, I can't.Copy !req
299. - I really got to get back.
- (PHONE RINGS)Copy !req
300. Babe, I'm getting in the car right now.Copy !req
301. - Just go. Go on.
- I know.Copy !req
302. I really was only five minutes.Copy !req
303. Yeah, OK, but I don't see
what the rush is.Copy !req
304. We got Ioads of time.
Nessa's only just left.Copy !req
305. - OK.
- See you, mate.Copy !req
306. - Hiya.
- I gotta talk to you.Copy !req
307. Babe...Copy !req
308. - What's the matter?
- Sorry, Mum.Copy !req
309. - Stacey, what's going on?
- Sit down a minute.Copy !req
310. Right.Copy !req
311. The thing is, you know
we went to see the...Copy !req
312. God! Look, you know how much
we really want...Copy !req
313. Oh! (SIGHS) Gav, I can't...Copy !req
314. Stace, what's the matter?Copy !req
315. - (SIGHS HEAVILY)
- Just tell me.Copy !req
316. (SIGHS) God... Something's happened.Copy !req
317. - I don't want to tell you, because...
- What?Copy !req
318. It's nothing bad. It's...Copy !req
319. Oh, my God.Copy !req
320. There's 34 of them.Copy !req
321. I know it's expensive,
but I wanted to be sure.Copy !req
322. - You're not cross, are you?
- Cross? Why would I be cross?Copy !req
323. - You know what this means.
- Yeah.Copy !req
324. - I'm pregnant!
- My balls work.Copy !req
325. - We're going to have a baby!
- My balls work!Copy !req
326. - My balls work!
- (LAUGHS)Copy !req
327. This is amazing.Copy !req
328. - I've got to tell Mum.
- Not yet.Copy !req
329. Let's get the wedding
out of the way first.Copy !req
330. Stace! Nessa's back.Copy !req
331. OK.Copy !req
332. I love you so much.Copy !req
333. I love you too, baby.Copy !req
334. It's just the way it is.
- (PHONE RINGS)Copy !req
335. Smithy.Copy !req
336. - Oh, Gav, we've got to get ready.
- Yeah.Copy !req
337. Come on, then.Copy !req
338. Here she is.Copy !req
339. Ohh!Copy !req
340. Ness, you look absolutely gorgeous.Copy !req
341. I know. I feels it.Copy !req
342. And you definitely want to wear the boots?Copy !req
343. Yeah. They're comfy.Copy !req
344. Why suffer?Copy !req
345. Jase?Copy !req
346. I've never seen anything quite like it.Copy !req
347. Gav?Copy !req
348. Speechless. Absolutely speechless.Copy !req
349. Tidy. Is Dad here yet?Copy !req
350. Yeah. He just pulled up.
He's outside with Bryn.Copy !req
351. Right. Let's get this show on the road.Copy !req
352. Oi! Great place to stop, mate!Copy !req
353. Don't know what you're smiling at.Copy !req
354. - This is all your fault, this.
- (COOS)Copy !req
355. What, and you're travelling in there
as well?Copy !req
356. - Yeah!
- And the bridesmaid.Copy !req
357. I'm going on the beanbag.Copy !req
358. It just don't look too safe to me.Copy !req
359. It's perfectly safe.Copy !req
360. Ness, you sure you wouldn't be safer
actually in the car?Copy !req
361. No. Bryn, how many times
do you get married in this life?Copy !req
362. Twice? Three times?Copy !req
363. I wanna do it in style.Copy !req
364. Come on, Dad. Help me up.Copy !req
365. Oh, Gwen, I want to say something.Copy !req
366. Yes, love?Copy !req
367. There's a lot of people been asking
if my mother will be there today,Copy !req
368. at the wedding, like,
and I said, "Yeah, she will, as it goes.Copy !req
369. "Cos my mother's called Gwen."Copy !req
370. That's you, not Gwen from Budgens.Copy !req
371. Just wanna say thanks for everything,
Gwen.Copy !req
372. I'd have been lost, if truth be told.Copy !req
373. Right. Dad, come on. Let's do it.Copy !req
374. This is so exciting!Copy !req
375. Whoo! Whoo!Copy !req
376. How are you? Nice to see you. Cheers.Copy !req
377. - Hi, Dave.
- Cheers, Dor.Copy !req
378. Go on. Help yourself to a seat.Copy !req
379. - Hiya.
- Hiya, Dave!Copy !req
380. - Look at you!
- Cheers, Pam.Copy !req
381. Where's your best man?Copy !req
382. Her name's Vanessa and she's on her way.Copy !req
383. Oh, that's sweet. See you in there.Copy !req
384. - Yeah, see you in a minute.
- Right, Dave.Copy !req
385. - Hi, Dave. Congratulations.
- Cheers, John. Nice to see you.Copy !req
386. How was that, then, girls?Copy !req
387. Freezing. It was a stupid idea.Copy !req
388. Right. Hiya, Ness.
You're Iooking, er, very Iovely.Copy !req
389. Everyone's in there all set to go.
Dave's Iooking handsome as ever.Copy !req
390. So, if we're ready,
I'll give him the nod...Copy !req
391. No.Copy !req
392. I want one final smoke as a single woman.Copy !req
393. Dad?Copy !req
394. (CHUCKLES) Go on, then.Copy !req
395. - Vic?
- Well, if we've got a few minutes.Copy !req
396. Why not?Copy !req
397. OK, we're in Wales now,Copy !req
398. which is where you Iive.Copy !req
399. Just because you Iive hereCopy !req
400. and your mum's Welsh,Copy !req
401. when it comes to football,
you're English, right?Copy !req
402. You wanna play for England.Copy !req
403. Don't end up like Ryan Giggs.
You'll kick yourself.Copy !req
404. All right, Dave?Copy !req
405. You look amazing.Copy !req
406. Cheers.Copy !req
407. We are gathered here today
to witness the marriage betweenCopy !req
408. Vanessa Shanessa Jenkins
and David Lloyd Gooch.Copy !req
409. And now Michael Shipman will read
David's favourite poem.Copy !req
410. "Stop all the clocksCopy !req
411. "Cut off the telephoneCopy !req
412. "Prevent the dog from barking
with a juicy boneCopy !req
413. "Silence the pianos
and with muffled drumCopy !req
414. "Bring out the coffin
Let the mourners come."Copy !req
415. We all have, as it were, our song...Copy !req
416. If anyone knows any just cause
or impedimentCopy !req
417. why Vanessa and David should not be
joined together in holy matrimony,Copy !req
418. ye are to declare it now.Copy !req
419. (EXHALES) That's always a hairy moment.Copy !req
420. - (DOOR OPENS)
- Am I too late?Copy !req
421. No, we're just getting to the important
bit now.Copy !req
422. Grab yourself a seat.Copy !req
423. Vanessa and David...Copy !req
424. No, wait.Copy !req
425. - Has it happened - him and her?
Smithy...Copy !req
426. - Is it signed? Is it done?
- Mate, what are you doing?Copy !req
427. Come on. This is our day now.Copy !req
428. Is there something you wanted to say?Copy !req
429. Yeah.Copy !req
430. No.Copy !req
431. I don't know.Copy !req
432. I'm a bit confused, to be honest.Copy !req
433. I know what you're all thinking -Copy !req
434. like this is some big romantic gesture,Copy !req
435. like I'm declaring my love for her
or something, but I'm not.Copy !req
436. In fact, the weirdest thing is,
if anything,Copy !req
437. a lot of the time you repulse me.Copy !req
438. No... Honestly, it's not like that.Copy !req
439. I know that doesn't offend her.
It doesn't, does it?Copy !req
440. Cos I know you feel
exactly the same about me, right?Copy !req
441. Yeah. He's right. A lot of the time,
I find him disgusting.Copy !req
442. See?Copy !req
443. And yet we have these moments.Copy !req
444. These weird moments,
these things in common.Copy !req
445. And we've got him.Copy !req
446. And if you're marrying Dave just so
you've got a father for your son,Copy !req
447. someone to help you and support you
and be around,Copy !req
448. I'm saying you've already got that.Copy !req
449. Me. I can be those things.Copy !req
450. I just think if you're marrying him,Copy !req
451. you should do it for the right reasons.Copy !req
452. You should do it cos you love him.Copy !req
453. But I don't think you do.Copy !req
454. Well? Do you love him, Vanessa?Copy !req
455. Do you love David?Copy !req
456. Yeah.Copy !req
457. I do.Copy !req
458. Really?Copy !req
459. Yeah.Copy !req
460. OK.Copy !req
461. No, you don't.Copy !req
462. Oh, heck.Copy !req
463. What are you on about?Copy !req
464. He's right, Ness.Copy !req
465. It breaks my heart to admit it,
but I don't think you do love me.Copy !req
466. I think this last year
I've been kidding myself.Copy !req
467. Every time I'd tell you I Ioved you,
you'd say, "I know."Copy !req
468. And I thought you were saying
you Ioved me too, but you weren't.Copy !req
469. You were just saying, "I know."Copy !req
470. I know.Copy !req
471. No hard feelings, eh, Dave?Copy !req
472. It's been a blast, sugar tits.Copy !req
473. Gav, what time is it?
Famished, I am.Copy !req
474. Me too. Are we getting this takeaway
or what?Copy !req
475. Yeah, I'll ring 'em now in a minute.Copy !req
476. "Now in a minute"?
How can that possibly make sense?Copy !req
477. You're either doing it in a minute
or now. It can't be both.Copy !req
478. Yeah - I'm gonna ring the Chinese now
in a minute.Copy !req
479. That makes sense, doesn't it?Copy !req
480. Oh, Stace, I don't care. I just
want you to order the damn Chinese.Copy !req
481. - All right?
- We're deciding on food for tonight.Copy !req
482. Yeah. What's occurring?Copy !req
483. - Ooh! Welsh person!
- (LAUGHS)Copy !req
484. What? Oh, no!Copy !req
485. - Forget that even happened.
- You're Welsh.Copy !req
486. - Don't make a big thing out of it.
- You are. You're Welsh.Copy !req
487. No. Wait. It doesn't make me Welsh
just because I said...Copy !req
488. I didn't just say that.
It don't make me Welsh.Copy !req
489. - I'm telling you...
- (LAUGHS)Copy !req