1. Hiya.Copy !req
2. - Gav! What are you playin' at?
- What?Copy !req
3. You left this morning
without having sex with me.Copy !req
4. Yeah, I had to go to work.
You were asleep.Copy !req
5. Gav! We have to have sex twice a day!Copy !req
6. The one in the morning
doesn't have to be anything special.Copy !req
7. You can just get on with it.
Even if I'm asleep, I won't mind.Copy !req
8. In the night then, we'll do it properly
with candles and masks and stuff.Copy !req
9. - Masks?
- Yeah, y'know that kind of thing...Copy !req
10. Masks?Copy !req
11. Look, you know what I mean.Copy !req
12. But it's the only way I'm gonna
get pregnant, doin' it that much, OK?Copy !req
13. OK.Copy !req
14. - And you won't complain?
- I guarantee there will be no complaints.Copy !req
15. Good.Copy !req
16. And you may as well make the most of it,
cos once we have a baby it all stops.Copy !req
17. - Why?
- It just does, Gav. It's what happens.Copy !req
18. Anyway, I gotta get ready
for my interview.Copy !req
19. Oh, yeah, good Iuck, babes.
You'll walk it.Copy !req
20. Thanks. And I'll see you at half four
at Nessa's then, at the caravan.Copy !req
21. It's the one on the end by the hut?Copy !req
22. Yeah, next to the Welsh nationalists.
You can't miss it.Copy !req
23. A lot of cars out there
this morning, Gwen.Copy !req
24. - Is there?
- Yes.Copy !req
25. Oh!Copy !req
26. Bernie's going out.
I think she's off to Morrisons.Copy !req
27. Has she got her Bag For Life?Copy !req
28. Yes.Copy !req
29. And Brenda's out.
She's taking Emily Rose.Copy !req
30. And the dog?Copy !req
31. Yes! She can't go anywhere without
the dog, Gwen! She's registered blind.Copy !req
32. Right, here we are!Copy !req
33. I've tried something different this time,
it's got yesterday's beef in it.Copy !req
34. Oh, very exotic.Copy !req
35. I don't know what it'll be like.Copy !req
36. - Oh, hiya, love.
- How do I look?Copy !req
37. You look like someone
who's about to get a job!Copy !req
38. Oh, don't say that! I'm ever so nervous.Copy !req
39. Why?Copy !req
40. Cos I haven't had an interview
since I was 17.Copy !req
41. I didn't even interview for Marks.
I just filled in a form.Copy !req
42. I mean, what are they gonna ask me?
What if...Copy !req
43. Hey now, don't panic.Copy !req
44. Why don't me and Bryn
give you a Iittle practice run?Copy !req
45. Gwen, that's a crackin' idea.Copy !req
46. Let me just get through this
and we'll have a go!Copy !req
47. All right, Neil?Copy !req
48. All right, Dave. Where's Ness?Copy !req
49. We been down the shower block
for a wash, she's comin' now.Copy !req
50. Ah, give him here a minute!Copy !req
51. Let's have a Iittle cwtch
with your bampy, is it?Copy !req
52. Oh, Dave.
Don't just storm off like that...Copy !req
53. Don't start, all right?Copy !req
54. It's half a mile.
I feel exposed dressed like this.Copy !req
55. OK, I'm sorry. I didn't think.
I had the baby, Neil.Copy !req
56. All right, Dad?
What's your plans for today?Copy !req
57. I reckon I'll be movin' on, Ness.Copy !req
58. Get from under your feet,
you're not exactly blessed with space.Copy !req
59. No, we're not.Copy !req
60. And if truth be told,
you've overstayed your welcome.Copy !req
61. You'll come back
for the wedding though, right?Copy !req
62. Yeah. Just let me know the date,
I'll be there.Copy !req
63. It'll be sometime in June.Copy !req
64. So, where to you headin' next?Copy !req
65. I heard there's a bit of extra work
on Midsomer Murders,Copy !req
66. thought I'd head up there, show my face,
see if I can get a few days on that.Copy !req
67. Crackin'.Copy !req
68. Tidy.Copy !req
69. Send my love to John.Copy !req
70. Who's John?Copy !req
71. Nettles. Bergerac. Dirty boy.Copy !req
72. Good job he can't see me like this,
you'd have to put him on a Ieash.Copy !req
73. That's great. And just one more?Copy !req
74. Lovely. And one more?Copy !req
75. Lovely stuff.Copy !req
76. And just one more.Copy !req
77. I think you're gonna like this one...Copy !req
78. Owain, to be honest I'm not really
bothered what I look like on the website.Copy !req
79. - I just got to get on, really.
- No problem.Copy !req
80. Mm. Can we actually
get one with you sat ...Copy !req
81. Monday. I'm all yours Monday.Copy !req
82. But today, I want to finish early
cos I've got to get home...Copy !req
83. Hey, if there's one thing they say
about Owain Hughes,Copy !req
84. he never gets in your way.Copy !req
85. I'd better get that.Copy !req
86. Smithster!Copy !req
87. - Ready, one, two...
- Tell 'em wah gwan, blud!Copy !req
88. - Yes! Brrrr! Brrrr!
- That's the best we've done it!Copy !req
89. - Boo!
- Boo!Copy !req
90. - Boo! Boo!
- Boo! Boo!Copy !req
91. Boo! Boo! What d'you think?Copy !req
92. Very impressive! How long did it
take you to Iearn all that?Copy !req
93. - Been workin' on it two or three weeks.
- It's good, isn't it?Copy !req
94. - So, what you doin'?
- Nothing. Just picked Rudi up from work.Copy !req
95. You must be so bored.Copy !req
96. I am, mate. I am completely bored.
I am a border collie.Copy !req
97. He's Carole Borderman. He ain't
got you in his life any more, has he?Copy !req
98. So what time you coming home?
Back to your land? Back to your people?Copy !req
99. We'll be at my parents' about half nine.Copy !req
100. Or d'you want us to come yours?
Drop Neil the Baby off?Copy !req
101. Oh, no, Mum's got her group thing,
her meeting, her single parents thing,Copy !req
102. they'll all be cryin' in the front room.Copy !req
103. I'll just see you at your mum and dad's.
Is Nessa comin', or...?Copy !req
104. Yes, she is. Oh, what time
we teein' off tomorrow?Copy !req
105. I dunno. Pete's organisin' it, P Diddly.Copy !req
106. - What, it's all booked?
- Yeah, it's done.Copy !req
107. It's Romeo done.
(HONKING)Copy !req
108. Listen, mate, I gotta go, I'm parked
in a disabled space. I'll call you back.Copy !req
109. - You shouldn't be parking there.
- All right, mate!Copy !req
110. - You're parked in a disabled space.
- I am actually, I'm severely overweight.Copy !req
111. - That is a disability.
- Look at the size of him.Copy !req
112. It's actually difficult for me to walk.Copy !req
113. Come in.Copy !req
114. Have a seat.Copy !req
115. Thanks.Copy !req
116. - Is something funny?
- No, I just...Copy !req
117. Let me introduce myself.Copy !req
118. My name is Declan.Copy !req
119. McPartlan.Copy !req
120. And this is my colleague, Sandra.Copy !req
121. Sandra...Copy !req
122. Toksvig.Copy !req
123. Pleased to meet you,
I'm Stacey Shipman.Copy !req
124. Now I see from your CV that
you recently returned to the area.Copy !req
125. What made you go in the first place?Copy !req
126. Well, what it was,
I married a boy from EssexCopy !req
127. and we moved up there but he got
a job down here so we moved back.Copy !req
128. So are you prone
to changing your mind?Copy !req
129. No, I just wanted...Copy !req
130. Cos we want someone who's committed,Copy !req
131. we want someone
who's prepared to give 100%.Copy !req
132. I am committed.Copy !req
133. What about relationships,
are you committed to them?Copy !req
134. Yes! I'm married.Copy !req
135. Well, a Iittle birdie told meCopy !req
136. you were engaged five times
before you met your current husband.Copy !req
137. They wouldn't say that
in an interview, Uncle Bryn!Copy !req
138. - Who wouldn't?
- Who's Uncle Bryn?Copy !req
139. Oh, Mum, tell him!Copy !req
140. Look at her! Calling for her mother
at the first sign of trouble.Copy !req
141. Your generation make me sick.Copy !req
142. You flounce in here and expect it all
to be handed to you on a plate...Copy !req
143. Declan...Copy !req
144. Well, I'll tell you what,
Little Miss Five Engagements,Copy !req
145. I love this company with all of my heartCopy !req
146. and I will not stand by and see it treated
in the same way you treated Leighton,Copy !req
147. and Hywel, the other two, even Achmed.Copy !req
148. I've seen it built from nothing.Copy !req
149. Do not presume to think
you can raze it to the ground...Copy !req
150. Mr McPartlan!Copy !req
151. No, Sandra, this is something
I feel very strongly about...Copy !req
152. Mrs Shipman, I'm afraid you're not
what we're Iooking for. Good day.Copy !req
153. Good day, Mrs Shipman!Copy !req
154. Next!Copy !req
155. Hiya. I'm here for a job interview.
Stacey Shipman?Copy !req
156. - Can you make tea?
- Yes.Copy !req
157. - Coffee?
- Yes!Copy !req
158. When can you start?Copy !req
159. And he offered me the job
there and then.Copy !req
160. He didn't ask me any of the questions
you asked me.Copy !req
161. I didn't ask you any questions, Stace.
It was Declan.Copy !req
162. I know for a fact, he was only doing it
to give you a worst case scenario.Copy !req
163. This is them, isn't it?Copy !req
164. Yeah.Copy !req
165. Hey! Be' dy'chi'n neud?Copy !req
166. LIe parcio fi yw e!Copy !req
167. Rydw i'n hoffi coffi.Copy !req
168. - What did she say?
- No idea.Copy !req
169. All right, Bryn?
Stace, how's it goin'? All right?Copy !req
170. - Very good, very well.
- Hiya!Copy !req
171. If you wanna see Ness, you'll have
to wait a minute. She's doin' a reading.Copy !req
172. How's it doin'?
How's the new business?Copy !req
173. It's a bit slow. The problem is Bryn,
we don't get any passin' trade down here.Copy !req
174. That was a tough one.Copy !req
175. What was it, palm?Copy !req
176. No. Tarot.Copy !req
177. I had to skirt around the facts
if truth be told.Copy !req
178. - He Iooked very upset.
- I make a lot of it up. You have to.Copy !req
179. If even half of what I told him turns out
to be true, he's in for a very bad year.Copy !req
180. I'll get changed.Copy !req
181. I'll put him down now.Copy !req
182. Can I get anyone a drink?
Tea? Coffee? Mojito?Copy !req
183. Not for me, David.Copy !req
184. I'll have a cider.
Stace, you want a cider?Copy !req
185. Aye, go on then.Copy !req
186. Actually, no I won't.
I'm tryin' not to drink.Copy !req
187. - Why?
- Health reasons.Copy !req
188. Don't be a twat, Stace.Copy !req
189. Sorry.Copy !req
190. I do like it in here, David.Copy !req
191. I like what you've done with the place.Copy !req
192. And I mean, you've got it all here
at your fingertips?Copy !req
193. They're a bit hit and miss,
them showers, aren't they?Copy !req
194. All right, Bryn! Stace!Copy !req
195. Hiya!Copy !req
196. Hello, Neil. Mr Film Star!Copy !req
197. Hey, I saw you the other day.Copy !req
198. Lark Rise to Candleford!
You were in the background.Copy !req
199. Oh, yeah, with the geese!Copy !req
200. I mean, it says something
about that programmeCopy !req
201. that I was actually watching you.Copy !req
202. That show, in my opinion,Copy !req
203. is all about the dresses, the hats,
the bonnets and what have you.Copy !req
204. I don't care what anyone says,
it's not the same without Dawn French.Copy !req
205. I know. We watch it all the time.Copy !req
206. I don't really understand
what they're sayin' to be honest.Copy !req
207. What you still doin' here anyway?
I thought you'd gone.Copy !req
208. Yeah, well, I'll be headin' off now
in a minute.Copy !req
209. Hey, Ness, if it's nice tomorrow
we could have a Iittle barbecue.Copy !req
210. - What d'you reckon?
- Well, I won't be here, will I?Copy !req
211. Why?Copy !req
212. I'm goin' up Essex with Stace,
takin' the baby Neil, to see his father.Copy !req
213. It's the first I've heard of it.Copy !req
214. - I told you the other night.
- No, you never.Copy !req
215. Oh, Dave, I told you Tuesday night.Copy !req
216. - When?
- When you were asleep.Copy !req
217. Well, thanks very much for the invite(!)Copy !req
218. No, that's the thing. You're not invited.Copy !req
219. - I was being sarcastic.
- He was being sarcastic.Copy !req
220. What it is, we're goin' to a spa, we are,Copy !req
221. and all the boys are playin' golf
and Pete and Dawn arranged it.Copy !req
222. Yes, and the last time you saw Pete,
you called him Scrappy DooCopy !req
223. and he punched you in the face.Copy !req
224. Great. So I'm all on my own then, am I?Copy !req
225. No, you're all right, Dave.Copy !req
226. Look, I tell you what,
I'll stay down here with you.Copy !req
227. We'll have the whole weekend together,
go the club house, couple of cans,Copy !req
228. I got some porn in the back of the cart,
it'll be crackin'.Copy !req
229. Hiya!Copy !req
230. Hiya. All right?Copy !req
231. Look at you, Little Miss Cafe Marco!
Congratulations!Copy !req
232. Thanks, babe.Copy !req
233. - All right, Gav?
- All right.Copy !req
234. Gav! Keep it down, will you?Copy !req
235. Sorry, is the baby sleepin'?Copy !req
236. It's not that, it's them lot.
The Welshies.Copy !req
237. They get a sniff of an English accent
on the site,Copy !req
238. they'll come out and Iynch you.Copy !req
239. Nice.Copy !req
240. Right, you'll take care
of my Iittle boy now, won't you, Gav?Copy !req
241. Course I will. His dad's my best mate.Copy !req
242. Right, I'll give you a ring
when we get there, OK?Copy !req
243. Oh, Dave, I got DVD, VHS or some
Iovely stuff on Betamax if you fancy.Copy !req
244. I know! I've seen one! I've seen it!
It's got like a... Like a...Copy !req
245. A man with a flute on the front.
Riding an elephant.Copy !req
246. Try the messy drawer.Copy !req
247. I've Iooked in the messy drawer.Copy !req
248. We keep ours by the Yellow Pages.Copy !req
249. That's it! That's the pony.Copy !req
250. The Yellow Pages.
Pete, stand down your troops.Copy !req
251. The search is over.
A menu has been found.Copy !req
252. The delights of Bombay Spice
shall grace our table tonight!Copy !req
253. I don't know why they keep
sending those Yellow Pages.Copy !req
254. Our last three are still in the plastic.Copy !req
255. We just use the internet now
if we wanna find anything.Copy !req
256. Yeah, I'll tell you what
we've started using, AQA.Copy !req
257. What's that?Copy !req
258. Any Question Answer.Copy !req
259. Yeah, you can ask it anything
and it'll give you the answer.Copy !req
260. You know, like what's the weather
gonna be like tomorrow?Copy !req
261. What's the football score...Copy !req
262. Yeah! What was it
you asked them the other night?Copy !req
263. Should I divorce you?Copy !req
264. That was it.Copy !req
265. No! What did it say?Copy !req
266. I'll tell you what it said,
I've got it here.Copy !req
267. Right, here we go, I asked it,
"Should Pete divorce Dawn?"Copy !req
268. And quick as a flash
they came back with,Copy !req
269. "Yes, Pete should divorce DawnCopy !req
270. "if he is not happy with her and feels
the relationship is not going anywhere.Copy !req
271. "But they should try
working at things firstCopy !req
272. "and divorce should be a last resort."Copy !req
273. - So that's we're doin'.
- That's what we're gonna do.Copy !req
274. It's ever so good.
We're even thinkin of renewin' our vows.Copy !req
275. Oh, that'll be nice!Copy !req
276. Right, I got it. What do we fancy?Copy !req
277. Lamb pasanda.
Can we get Iamb pasanda?Copy !req
278. Yeah, I already got that.Copy !req
279. And how we gonna do it?
Havin' our own or shall we all...Copy !req
280. Yeah, I think so, let's.
And then we can all just...Copy !req
281. Yeah. And we should ring Gavin
and check with them,Copy !req
282. cos I'm not havin'
what happened last time.Copy !req
283. What's that?Copy !req
284. - He ordered all the hot things...
- It wasn't that hot!Copy !req
285. Michael, people were in tears,
their noses were streamin', it was awful.Copy !req
286. He's got the chillies, the extra chillies,
the jalapenos...Copy !req
287. - And Smithy...
- He Iikes them hot!Copy !req
288. He could barely see! He was sweatin'
like a horse! Everyone was!Copy !req
289. And the next day,
everyone was pumping and trumping!Copy !req
290. It was terrible!Copy !req
291. Here, look. Pass me the phone.
I'll ring Gav.Copy !req
292. Aw, he's really starting to look
like Smithy, isn't he!Copy !req
293. - Yeah, I thought that, around the mouth.
- Around the chin.Copy !req
294. Ness, is it weird when you see Smithy?Copy !req
295. Like do you think
"Oh, my God! I've had sex with him?"Copy !req
296. Stace, if I thought that every time
I saw a man I'd had sex with,Copy !req
297. I'd never get anything done.Copy !req
298. It's dad. Will you talk to him?
I haven't got the bluetooth.Copy !req
299. Hello?Copy !req
300. Who's that? Is that you, Ness?Copy !req
301. Maybe it is, maybe it isn't.
What's it to you?Copy !req
302. Oh, sorry. Look, is Gav there?
It's his dad.Copy !req
303. Oh, all right, Mick? What's occurrin'?Copy !req
304. Hiya! I thought it was you.
We're just orderin' this IndianCopy !req
305. and we wondered
what everyone wanted.Copy !req
306. They're orderin' a curry. Who wants what?Copy !req
307. Oh, can I have a korma?
Is a korma borin'? I know it's boring.Copy !req
308. Gav, will you Iaugh at me
if I have a korma?Copy !req
309. Course I won't. I think I'm gonna have...Copy !req
310. Hang on, is mum gettin' a pasanda?Copy !req
311. Is mum gettin' a pasanda?Copy !req
312. - Yeah, Iamb.
- Yes. Lamb.Copy !req
313. Right, in that case
I'll have a king prawn balti.Copy !req
314. OK, I got that. What about you, Ness?Copy !req
315. If they got it,
I'll have a Jamdhani Haash.Copy !req
316. - I'll see if they've got it on the menu.
- Jamdhani haash?Copy !req
317. - I've never heard of that, what is it?
- Duck, it is, Gav. Cooked in honey.Copy !req
318. And Iimes. Immense.Copy !req
319. - Yeah? It's OK. I've got that.
- What about naan bread?Copy !req
320. - Smithy'II want a keema naan.
- I want a bhaji. Can I have a bhaji?Copy !req
321. Oh, Mick, what's the situation
with poppadums, bhajis, naans?Copy !req
322. Yeah, hang on a minute.Copy !req
323. What we doin' about bhajis and things,
you know, poppadums and naan breads?Copy !req
324. We'll just put that in the middle.
I don't want bread but I'll have a bhaji.Copy !req
325. We'll each help ourselves.Copy !req
326. I get the picture. It's sorted.Copy !req
327. And tell him not to get
all that hot stuff.Copy !req
328. Gav said don't get the hot stuff.Copy !req
329. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
330. Look, Mick, I'm gonna go,
this is borin' me.Copy !req
331. We forgot the sag aloo.
Text mum and say, 'sag aloo'.Copy !req
332. Right, let's see where we're up to.
What've got so far?Copy !req
333. We have Iamb pasanda, beef Madras,
chicken jalfrezi, no tomatoes.Copy !req
334. - No tomatoes.
- Gavin wants a king prawn balti.Copy !req
335. Hello, Smithy.Copy !req
336. Bonjour, mes amis. Comment
allez-vous? Je m'appelle Smithez.Copy !req
337. - What's that, French?
- Your instincts serve you well, Peter.Copy !req
338. Or should I say Pierre?Copy !req
339. What you on about?
What's with the Iingo?Copy !req
340. Lucy's penfriend's
over from the Dordogne,Copy !req
341. can't speak a word of English
so I'm throwin' it in whenever I can.Copy !req
342. Or in other words, Dawn,
quelle est Ia date de ton anniversaire?Copy !req
343. We're gettin' an Indian.
What d'you fancy?Copy !req
344. Chicken bhuna, Iamb bhuna,Copy !req
345. prawn bhuna, mushroom rice, bag of
chips, keema nan and nine poppadums.Copy !req
346. - We'll just stick it on the table and...
- Whoah. Right. OK.Copy !req
347. What is it about a group of people
orderin' an Indian or ChineseCopy !req
348. that it's somehow unexpectable to eat
your own food that you order yourself.Copy !req
349. Like why do we have to...?
Why do we all just...?Copy !req
350. Well, because it's nice.Copy !req
351. No, it's not for me. Because I guarantee
someone, probably Stacey,Copy !req
352. will have ordered a korma.
Am I wrong, Mick? Am I wrong?Copy !req
353. No, she has actually...Copy !req
354. Exactly. And in my book
a korma's pointless, it's futile.Copy !req
355. I won't touch it. But I can guaranteeCopy !req
356. Pete's already eyeing up my bhunas?
Am I wrong?Copy !req
357. Pete, have you thought about my bhunas?Copy !req
358. - Well, yes, I probably have...
- But they're my bhunas.Copy !req
359. - That's why I've ordered two bhunas.
- Three actually.Copy !req
360. - Calm down.
- No. I've had enough of it.Copy !req
361. Last week, had a Chinese with Chinese
and his missus, they were dippin' in mineCopy !req
362. goin', "Yours is really nice!" I'm like,
"Yes, it is! That's why I ordered it!"Copy !req
363. Forget it, I want no part of it, I'll
order mine, eat it in the car. I'm out.Copy !req
364. Sag aloo. Sag aloo!Copy !req
365. I'd like a sag aloo as well,
please, Mick.Copy !req
366. Gav, listen, I've been thinkin' about itCopy !req
367. and I reckon we should try and do it
once, maybe twice before the food arrives.Copy !req
368. - Eh?
- Look, you're havin' a curryCopy !req
369. which means you'll drink beer and get
drunk and then you'll have problems.Copy !req
370. - But two? They've already ordered!
- Don't flatter yourself, Gav.Copy !req
371. Oh! I thought it was you, Dad thought
it might've been the food. Hiya, Ness!Copy !req
372. - Ah, hello, Neil!
- All right, Pam, how's it goin'?Copy !req
373. And there he is, my Iittle
Prince of Wales... and the Princess.Copy !req
374. Oh, come here, you two, I've missed you.Copy !req
375. Phew, Mum, are you drunk?Copy !req
376. Not drunk drunk,
but I've had some wines.Copy !req
377. Hey, there's my Iittle boy. Hiya!Copy !req
378. You all right?Copy !req
379. - Yeah. You?
- Yeah.Copy !req
380. - Gavlar!
- How are you, all right?Copy !req
381. - I'm good. It's nice to see you.
- You too, mate.Copy !req
382. - Come on in, it's freezing out here.
- Yeah, come on, Gav.Copy !req
383. There he is.Copy !req
384. - Hiya, Mick.
- How are you, darlin'?Copy !req
385. Hello, son, good to have you back.Copy !req
386. Gav, I'm just gonna go and...
y'know... do that thing...Copy !req
387. - OK, I'll be there now.
- Gavin! Darling, come here.Copy !req
388. - You look so different.
- Yeah, you do.Copy !req
389. - You've grown. How are you, son?
- I'm really good!Copy !req
390. How's the job going, you settled in?Copy !req
391. Er, yeah, yeah, really enjoying it.
I just need to...Copy !req
392. Oh, I've missed you!
Haven't I, Pete?Copy !req
393. Yeah! We've both been surprised
by how much we've missed you!Copy !req
394. Come on, let's get you a drink. Come on.Copy !req
395. Yeah, you got a bit of
catchin' up to do.Copy !req
396. - Gav?
- I'll just take these bags upstairs.Copy !req
397. - No, leave that till Iater.
- Nah, I'll do it now.Copy !req
398. Come and have a drink.Copy !req
399. - We got Kingfishers for the curry.
- Nice!Copy !req
400. I'm sorry, babe, it's just...Copy !req
401. Right. I'm gonna go the toilet.
You give it ten seconds then follow me,Copy !req
402. and do a funny knock or something
so I know it's you.Copy !req
403. I'm not doin' it in the downstairs toilet.
Why can't we wait till Iater?Copy !req
404. No, Gav! We've already missed
one chance today, I'm not missin' another.Copy !req
405. There's the food.Copy !req
406. That'll be the curry. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
407. Right, Dawn, jalfrezi, no tomatoes.Copy !req
408. Lamb pasanda,
I haven't got my Iamb pasanda.Copy !req
409. There you go, there you go.Copy !req
410. - More wine?
- Here's yours, darlin'.Copy !req
411. You all right there, mate?
You're all sorted, you got yours(?)Copy !req
412. It's the Iowest form of wit, Gav.Copy !req
413. Oh, this looks Iush!Copy !req
414. Oh, you got changed, darlin'.Copy !req
415. Yeah, comfier for the curry.Copy !req
416. Anyone sitting 'ere?Copy !req
417. No, I don't think so.Copy !req
418. What you got there?Copy !req
419. Jamdhani Haash.Copy !req
420. Yeah, I'm gonna try
a bit of that Iater.Copy !req
421. - Oh, you ordered the same thing, Mick?
- No, but I...Copy !req
422. Look, this is my dish.
I ordered it. End of. I'm eatin' it.Copy !req
423. Thank you! At last, somebody
talking sense! See, it isn't just me.Copy !req
424. Right, how are we for drinks?Copy !req
425. I'll have a white wine.Copy !req
426. Uno baguette, don biero, please.Copy !req
427. No, I'm sticking to pop,
I'm Iooking after Neil tonight,Copy !req
428. give Nessa a break.Copy !req
429. Cheers, Stace, I appreciates it.Copy !req
430. By rights, none of us should
be drinking,Copy !req
431. not with us having
detox facials tomorrow.Copy !req
432. - I can't wait.
- That's the point!Copy !req
433. I haven't washed my face for a week
just so's I can feel the benefit.Copy !req
434. Oh, I meant to say, has anybody got
a spare glove?Copy !req
435. - I can't find mine anywhere.
- Yeah, I got one.Copy !req
436. - Is yours the white Calloway one?
- That's the one.Copy !req
437. - Yeah, it's in my bag!
- Is it?Copy !req
438. - Pete, show 'em your new hat!
- Yeah, I got a new hat!Copy !req
439. I got him his hat off the internet.Copy !req
440. It's personalised -
got his Iittle name on itCopy !req
441. Oh, that's nice!Copy !req
442. Yeah, it's ever so good, they do
all sorts, t-shirts, hats...Copy !req
443. Well, it's just hats and t-shirts really.Copy !req
444. I can't wait to get out
there tomorrow,Copy !req
445. I ain't played a full 18 in months!Copy !req
446. Do they play golf in Wales?Copy !req
447. Yeah!
And tennis. Ian Woosnam's Welsh.Copy !req
448. No!Copy !req
449. Do you want
a Iittle knife and fork, darling?Copy !req
450. No. When I Iived in Mumbai I ate
like this mornin', noon and dinner.Copy !req
451. You Iived in India?Copy !req
452. Yeah.Copy !req
453. I was personal assistant to Om Puri.Copy !req
454. Oh, I like him! And I don't
normally go for, you know...Copy !req
455. Yeah, he's a great man.Copy !req
456. Some say the best in Bollywood.
But he had to fire me.Copy !req
457. I did the one thing
he asked me not to do.Copy !req
458. What?Copy !req
459. I made it sexual, Pam.Copy !req
460. I was only there three months,
between us we directed over 200 films.Copy !req
461. Now all I've got to remind me
of Om is this Jamdhani HaashCopy !req
462. and a VHS copy of East Is East.Copy !req
463. Da-dah!Copy !req
464. "Peter Sutcliffe loves golf!"Copy !req
465. Chug! Chug!Copy !req
466. Come on, Gavin! Come on, Gavin!Copy !req
467. Come on, Gavin!Copy !req
468. Go on! Go on!Copy !req
469. Ahh! Ahhh! Ahhh!Copy !req
470. BIoody hell, Mum,
I'm not even nearly finished!Copy !req
471. Well,
you shouldn't challenge me then.Copy !req
472. Gavin, you are the loser!Copy !req
473. Therefore you must pay the penalty.Copy !req
474. Down in one, please.Copy !req
475. Oh, Smith, rack me up one of
them while your at it, will you?Copy !req
476. - A pleasure, Miss Jenkins. Anyone else?
- Tidy.Copy !req
477. PM, Dawn. There we go.Copy !req
478. Right, I'm gonna see if Neil will go back
down now, OK?Copy !req
479. Gav, you gonna come with me?Copy !req
480. - Nah, you're all right.
- Gav?Copy !req
481. Oh, yeah. Yes! Of course.Copy !req
482. - Nah, give him here, I'll do it.
- No, it's OK.Copy !req
483. - No, I wanna put my son to bed.
- Oh, right...Copy !req
484. - Come on, you. Let's go to bed.
- Gav, you comin' for a fag?Copy !req
485. - Yeah go on, then.
- Where you goin'?Copy !req
486. For a smoke.Copy !req
487. Oh, I might fancy a fag.Copy !req
488. Pam!Copy !req
489. Come on, Dawn, let's have a ciggie.Copy !req
490. What you on going about?
You don't smoke!Copy !req
491. You haven't smoked since 1981.Copy !req
492. - I know, but I just fancy it.
- Go on, then.Copy !req
493. I think I might have a fag, actually.Copy !req
494. - Yeah, and me.
- I've never seen you smoke, Pete!Copy !req
495. There's a lot you don't
know about me, Michael.Copy !req
496. I think there's a lot I
don't want to know, mate.Copy !req
497. I could tell you a
few things about him.Copy !req
498. Oh, my Christ.
Dawn, you all right?Copy !req
499. I'm fine! I'm fine!Copy !req
500. - I think we all need to slow down a bit.
- Chill out, Granddad.Copy !req
501. - Oh, it is disgusting, mind.
- Exactly!Copy !req
502. I'm quite enjoying it, to be honest.Copy !req
503. Mind you, I have had a couple recently.Copy !req
504. I had one with Japanese Margaret
at work last week.Copy !req
505. - Menthols.
- Ah!Copy !req
506. Pete, what are you doing?Copy !req
507. What?Copy !req
508. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
509. Doughnut!Copy !req
510. I hardly ever smoke these days,
do I, Gav?Copy !req
511. No, you don't. It don't suit you, really.Copy !req
512. He's right, Stace.
Some people were just born to smoke.Copy !req
513. You... you look a fool!Copy !req
514. Pam! You're smoking!
What the hell's going on?Copy !req
515. I know, mate.
The whole night, it's turned.Copy !req
516. Yes, it has.Copy !req
517. Can I remind everyone, we are all supposed
to be playing golf tomorrow morning!Copy !req
518. - Oh, give it a rest!
- Boring!Copy !req
519. Oh, stuff the lot of you!
Come on, let me have a puff of that.Copy !req
520. Ah-hoo-hoo!Copy !req
521. Pam, you got any vodka?Copy !req
522. Smithy darling, let's do some shots!Copy !req
523. Shots!Copy !req
524. Oh, can you keep it down a bit?
Not for me, for Neil.Copy !req
525. Don't worry, Stace. He's like his dad!
When he sleeps, he sleeps.Copy !req
526. Yeah, don't worry about it, Stace.Copy !req
527. He Iives in a caravan.
He's used to all sorts.Copy !req
528. Gav, can I have a word with you
for a minute?Copy !req
529. - Yeah, hang on, let me just finish...
- No, now!Copy !req
530. Oh! I'm the man! Wey-hey!Copy !req
531. God, I love you,
I really, really love you.Copy !req
532. You don't have to be romantic, all right?
We just got to do it quiet cos of Neil.Copy !req
533. Yeah, come on, let's do it,
let's make a baby.Copy !req
534. I'm just checking a minute.Copy !req
535. Yeah, he's fine.Copy !req
536. Right...Copy !req
537. Oh, my God.Copy !req
538. Stace.Copy !req
539. Stace!Copy !req
540. Oh, my God!Copy !req
541. All right?Copy !req
542. Morning.Copy !req