1. Hiya! Are you in work?Copy !req
2. Yeah, you just rung me on my work number.Copy !req
3. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
4. Did you get back OK last night?Copy !req
5. I don't know why you came down
just for the evening.Copy !req
6. - I wanted to see you.
- You must be knackered.Copy !req
7. - It's fine.
- Well, look, I've decided.Copy !req
8. I'm coming to you next time.Copy !req
9. - You don't have to.
- I've booked my ticket.Copy !req
10. - Really?
- I want to.Copy !req
11. - I wanna come up.
- That's brilliant.Copy !req
12. Yeah.Copy !req
13. - Stacey!
- Hiya!Copy !req
14. I'm so sorry I'm late.
The traffic was ridiculous.Copy !req
15. It's OK.Copy !req
16. Come here.Copy !req
17. - Right. Shall we, er...?
- Yeah. I'm just over here.Copy !req
18. So you really want me
to move those golf clubs?Copy !req
19. - Yes! To the garage.
- Why?Copy !req
20. Because Stacey will be here in a minute,
and I don't want her coming inCopy !req
21. to be greeted by your drivers
and bloody nine irons!Copy !req
22. Well, those drivers and bloody nine ironsCopy !req
23. have been kept there
for the last seven monthsCopy !req
24. while Stacey Iived under this roof,
so it's not gonna make any difference.Copy !req
25. Do you want to fall out with me
today, Michael? Do you want to?Copy !req
26. Because I tell you what, you are hanging
by a very thin thread, young man.Copy !req
27. I just don't understand
what all the fuss is about.Copy !req
28. It's not fuss, Michael, it's preparation
for the fact that, within the hour,Copy !req
29. your daughter-in-Iaw will be returning
to her marital, matrimonial home,Copy !req
30. - which she hates Iiving in...
- She doesn't hate it...Copy !req
31. ..in order to discuss the fact
as to whether or notCopy !req
32. she will be staying here
or Barry's Island.Copy !req
33. It's Barry Island.Copy !req
34. Ooh, d'you know what, Michael?
You are bein' a right sarky bastard today!Copy !req
35. It isn't Barry's Island. It doesn't
belong to a man called Barry.Copy !req
36. Oh, my God, they're here.Copy !req
37. Forget about the clubs.Copy !req
38. Just act natural.
Come here, come here!Copy !req
39. - Act natural!
- Come here.Copy !req
40. Hello!Copy !req
41. Welcome, welcome!Copy !req
42. Welcome to our home, which is,Copy !req
43. of course, YOUR home, should you choose
to make a choice to Iive, y'know...Copy !req
44. Hiya, Stace. Come here.
Lovely to see you.Copy !req
45. - Hiya.
- You well? You look well.Copy !req
46. Don't tell her she looks well!
That's like saying she looks fat!Copy !req
47. Which of course you don't. You look
beautiful and Iovely and radiant,Copy !req
48. even though your mum did say...Copy !req
49. - Mum, any chance of a cup of tea?
- Yes. Of course...Copy !req
50. Now, you go through and make yourself
at home, because it IS your home.Copy !req
51. Regardless of the fact...Copy !req
52. Pam. Tea.Copy !req
53. - Yes.
- Yeah... I'll take this upstairs.Copy !req
54. I'll just put these in the garage.Copy !req
55. Well, that's that done! It's a crackin'
feelin' when you finish a book, isn't it?Copy !req
56. I know. You get an immense
sense of achievement.Copy !req
57. How you gettin' on with yours, Ness?
Still battling on?Copy !req
58. I won't Iie, it's a tough read.
It's puttin' me through the wringer.Copy !req
59. What is it actually about,
The Satanic Verses?Copy !req
60. Don't make me talk about it.
I don't want another fatwa.Copy !req
61. Well, I've got half an hour, I think I'm
gonna get goin' on the sequel to this one.Copy !req
62. - Fair play. What's it called?
- Oh... hang on.Copy !req
63. No, Daddy, Please Don't.Copy !req
64. By the same author.Copy !req
65. He's had a terrible time of it.Copy !req
66. - Only me.
- Where've you been?Copy !req
67. Been into town, I have.
And I've bought myself one of these!Copy !req
68. I only went in for a Nano.Copy !req
69. I've come out with a 60 gig!
That's over 50,000 songs.Copy !req
70. Have you got that many to put on there?Copy !req
71. No-o! But that's the beauty.Copy !req
72. After I've put all mine on,
I've still got room for 49,853 songs!Copy !req
73. Which I see as positive.Copy !req
74. I mean, she is massive now.Copy !req
75. - Absolutely huge.
- Really?Copy !req
76. Yeah. She's like a boat.
But she hasn't got no stretch marks.Copy !req
77. She didn't have to stretch much
in the first place, did she, darlin'?Copy !req
78. Pam!Copy !req
79. I'm only sayin'.
That's the beauty of bein' a bigger girl.Copy !req
80. You're already stretched.Copy !req
81. This is the one I really like, but have
a look at them all, see what you think.Copy !req
82. Is that the one with
the balcony at the back?Copy !req
83. Yeah. We can see that one tomorrow,
but not the nice one till Monday, so...Copy !req
84. - These are really expensive.
- I know, but...Copy !req
85. - They're right out of our price range.
- I know that...Copy !req
86. But... Look, the thing is... Mum?Copy !req
87. You tell her, Mick.Copy !req
88. Right... Pam and I have had a chat, and
we talked to Gav about it the other day.Copy !req
89. We don't like seeing you unhappy.Copy !req
90. It's difficult for you Iiving here,
you need your own place...Copy !req
91. And can I just say that I know
that I have not been entirely...Copy !req
92. - Pam.
- Sorry!Copy !req
93. To cut a long story short,Copy !req
94. we've decided we'd like to give you
the money for a deposit on a flatCopy !req
95. and then Iend you whatever you need
to get the ball rolling.Copy !req
96. Isn't that brilliant?Copy !req
97. Yeah, it's fantastic.Copy !req
98. BIoody hell, Stace,
you could look a bit more excited!Copy !req
99. No, it's fantastic. I'm really grateful.
It's just...Copy !req
100. - You don't look it!
- No, I am...Copy !req
101. I tell you what,
why don't we leave you both to it?Copy !req
102. I'm sure you've got a lot to talk about.Copy !req
103. Come on, Pam.Copy !req
104. - Mick, I really am grateful.
- I know, love.Copy !req
105. - My God, bloody hell!
- Ssh!Copy !req
106. Don't you shush me!Copy !req
107. We've just offered to Iend her
20 thousand grands!Copy !req
108. What's goin' on, Stace?Copy !req
109. I don't know.Copy !req
110. Because most people would see
what happened just now as a good thing.Copy !req
111. But by the look on your face,
it's like... it's a bad thing.Copy !req
112. I just don't know if now is the right time
for us to be talkin' about houses.Copy !req
113. Cos there's other stuff
we need to sort out.Copy !req
114. Like what?Copy !req
115. Gav...Copy !req
116. we've been Iiving apart for four weeks.Copy !req
117. Things aren't exactly great between us.Copy !req
118. I know, but I thought...Copy !req
119. What, you thought everything
was fine again? Just like that?Copy !req
120. No!Copy !req
121. Yeah.Copy !req
122. I did.Copy !req
123. I do.Copy !req
124. - You've got no idea, then, if you...
- No.Copy !req
125. I haven't got a clue, cos I can't work out
what's wrong unless you tell me.Copy !req
126. Cos you say it's a house,
you say it's Iivin' here,Copy !req
127. and now I'm starting to wonder
if actually the problem might be me.Copy !req
128. Is it?Copy !req
129. You were supposed to say
something at that point.Copy !req
130. My God...
Are you breaking up with me?Copy !req
131. I don't want to...Copy !req
132. But what? Is that why you came here?Copy !req
133. - No, it isn't.
- Is it?Copy !req
134. - I came here excited to see you.
- This "I need space",Copy !req
135. - "I need time at home" thing...
- I wanted to work things out,Copy !req
136. but the minute I walk through
the door, I feel like I'm trapped!Copy !req
137. Trapped?Copy !req
138. - By what? By me? By Iiving here?
- Everything!Copy !req
139. Too much, too quick.Copy !req
140. You've been sayin' this every day
since you moved in!Copy !req
141. I don't know what more I can do.Copy !req
142. Nor do I.Copy !req
143. Because you're perfect and...Copy !req
144. so IovelyCopy !req
145. and you look after me and...
that's everything I've ever wanted.Copy !req
146. I'll move to Barry.Copy !req
147. - Or Cardiff.
- No, Gav.Copy !req
148. But I thought you wanted that!
Jesus, make up your mind!Copy !req
149. It wouldn't work.Copy !req
150. Why? Sorry. Why wouldn't it work?Copy !req
151. Because you'd feel the same
down there like I do up here.Copy !req
152. We're from different worlds, Gav.Copy !req
153. And I don't think either of us
realised how different they were.Copy !req
154. If we were really meant to be together,Copy !req
155. if this was it, then that wouldn't matter.Copy !req
156. We'd be happy wherever we were.Copy !req
157. But we're not.Copy !req
158. And I can't ignore that any more.Copy !req
159. Don't take it off. Please. I love you.Copy !req
160. I love you, Gavin.Copy !req
161. But it's not enough, is it?Copy !req
162. Stacey, you...Copy !req
163. Nessa's gone into Iabour!Copy !req
164. What?Copy !req
165. Whoooarrghh...Copy !req
166. Whoooargh...Copy !req
167. Whoargh.Copy !req
168. How long was that one, Bryn?Copy !req
169. 23.5. That's just under a couple
of minutes less than last time.Copy !req
170. At least we're going
in the right direction, eh, Ness?Copy !req
171. - Is it time for the music?
- I'm onto it right now.Copy !req
172. I thought a Iittle bit
of Jack Johnson.Copy !req
173. - Just to put you in the right mood.
- Tidy.Copy !req
174. There you go. Are you sure you want it
plain? No cheese nor nothin'?Copy !req
175. No. That's crackin'.Copy !req
176. Right, well, I've rung Doris. Doris is
gonna tell Peg... and I spoke to Jase...Copy !req
177. He sends his love, so that's it!
We just got to sit and wait now.Copy !req
178. Smithy!Copy !req
179. It rings and rings, then goes
to voice mail. Same with everyone.Copy !req
180. I've tried Chinese, Budgie,
Gary and Simon... What we gonna do?Copy !req
181. I can't believe it! A month early!
It's unheard of at her age.Copy !req
182. How old is she, by the way?Copy !req
183. I don't really know. No-one does.
I don't think Ness is 100 per cent.Copy !req
184. We'll take you down with us,
get there as soon as possible.Copy !req
185. You need to find Smithy
and bring him with you.Copy !req
186. - I can get the train.
- Don't be silly.Copy !req
187. - We'll be much quicker driving.
- I'll take you down and you find Smithy.Copy !req
188. No, listen, Smithy's gonna be
in enough of a state as it is.Copy !req
189. He's gonna need you with him.
You'd better get on.Copy !req
190. - Where do I start?
- Driving range.Copy !req
191. OK. Well...Copy !req
192. I'll see you down there.Copy !req
193. Take care.Copy !req
194. Right.Copy !req
195. - Bye, then.
- Bye.Copy !req
196. Good Iuck!Copy !req
197. What you smilin' at?Copy !req
198. It's all the drama, Mick.
I just love it!Copy !req
199. Whoooaaaarrrggghhhh...Copy !req
200. argh...Copy !req
201. Ohhhhh...!Copy !req
202. That was a big one, Ness.Copy !req
203. - How's she doin'?
- Hiya, love.Copy !req
204. - Hiya, sexy.
- Dave.Copy !req
205. How're you feelin'?Copy !req
206. How d'you think she's feeling?Copy !req
207. Sorry. Look, I bought you this...
I got it from Jill Thomas, I did.Copy !req
208. - It's a TENS machine.
- Isn't Jill Thomas a vet?Copy !req
209. That's right.
Now, it's normally used on cattle.Copy !req
210. But she reckoned the effect
is exactly the same.Copy !req
211. Cheers, Dave. Tidy. Stick it on.Copy !req
212. W-W-W-W-Woah.
Are we sure this is wise?Copy !req
213. Nessa's not a cow.Copy !req
214. No. She's a fox.Copy !req
215. Oh. Come here.Copy !req
216. Any news on Smithy?Copy !req
217. He wasn't at the driving range.Copy !req
218. I tried the Coach and Horses.
Brian's not seen him.Copy !req
219. Hang on, I've got a call comin' in.
It's Gary and Simon.Copy !req
220. Gary and Simon... yeah.
I'm just pullin' in there now.Copy !req
221. OK.Copy !req
222. All right, Gavin, what you havin'?Copy !req
223. Oh, my God, that totally rhymed.Copy !req
224. - I'm like Lily AIIen.
- Rudi, you seen your brother?Copy !req
225. He was in yesterday blagging onion rings.Copy !req
226. Look, Nessa's gone into Iabour.Copy !req
227. - Shut the f...!
- I know. She's a month early.Copy !req
228. - Right.
- What you doin'?Copy !req
229. - I'm coming with you.
- Won't they sack you?Copy !req
230. I so don't care.
We've got to find him.Copy !req
231. Always wanted to do that!
Let's try the Crown.Copy !req
232. I remember the first time
I went into Iabour.Copy !req
233. The first time? The only time. Or is
there something you haven't told me?Copy !req
234. You know what I mean.
It was 39 hours from start to finish.Copy !req
235. Horrendous.
I'm not going through that again.Copy !req
236. - Really?
- It was all right for you.Copy !req
237. You fell asleep.Copy !req
238. He fell asleep, Stace.
Went to get some coffee,Copy !req
239. y'know, from the machine,
he was gone three and a half hours.Copy !req
240. They only woke him up cos someone
thought he'd gone in a coma.Copy !req
241. Oh, shut up!Copy !req
242. By the time he got back,
I'd had epidural, gas and air,Copy !req
243. all sorts... didn't know who he was.Copy !req
244. You kept callin' me Spencer -
whoever HE is.Copy !req
245. Worth it in the end, though.Copy !req
246. He'll be a great dad, Gav will.Copy !req
247. - He will, my love.
- Yeah...Copy !req
248. I know.Copy !req
249. They're gettin' closer... They're about
every five minutes, give or take.Copy !req
250. And they're a lot more intense.Copy !req
251. She keeps making a sort of
mooing noise. Like a cow.Copy !req
252. Is that normal?
We're just finding out now.Copy !req
253. Bryn, any joy?Copy !req
254. I'd say about four.Copy !req
255. Five at a push.Copy !req
256. Did you hear that?Copy !req
257. Oh, really?Copy !req
258. Right. OK. Well, thank you
very much for your help.Copy !req
259. Oh, Gwen, what's occurring?Copy !req
260. It's time, love.
They want us to bring you in.Copy !req
261. Oh, boy!Copy !req
262. - Oh, God!
- Oh, shit!Copy !req
263. But what does that mean,
they're taking her in? Is that bad?Copy !req
264. No, nothing. It feels like
we're just driving around in circles.Copy !req
265. No, I'm with Rudi, Smithy's sister...Copy !req
266. - Bryn says hello.
- All right, Bryn? How's it going?Copy !req
267. He says he's good, thanks,
but he's a bit...Copy !req
268. Actually, Bryn,
now's not really a good... Yeah... OK.Copy !req
269. Oh, my God. Pull over. Pull over!Copy !req
270. - What?
- Cherice.Copy !req
271. Cherice! CHERICE!
What is wrong with you?Copy !req
272. Don't even chat to me,
I ain't got nothin' to say to you.Copy !req
273. - What is your problem?
- One word. Darren Millar.Copy !req
274. I ain't done nothin' with
Darren Millar. Not since Year 10.Copy !req
275. - Liar.
- I ain't a Iiar!Copy !req
276. My auntie saw you on the fire escape.Copy !req
277. Why would I Iie?
You're not even with Darren Millar!Copy !req
278. What d'you mean? You know
full well I'm with Darren Millar.Copy !req
279. I ain't done nothing with him,
I ain't gone near him.Copy !req
280. - I wouldn't do that.
- You disgust me with your antics!Copy !req
281. You're dead to me, yeah?Copy !req
282. - You're stabbin' me in the heart(!)
- I gotta go.Copy !req
283. Go away!Copy !req
284. - Sorry, I just...
- I hate her auntie.Copy !req
285. I knew she seen us on the fire escape.Copy !req
286. - It's rammed.
- It's Sergio Ramos.Copy !req
287. - He's not here. Shit.
- Hang on a minute.Copy !req
288. Shut up! Shut up a minute.
Anyone seen my brother?Copy !req
289. - There he is. Smithy!
- Sorry about that, boys.Copy !req
290. - Smithy!
- Gavlar! What you doin' here?Copy !req
291. - I thought Stacey was...
- Mate.Copy !req
292. - What? What's happened?
- Nessa's gone into Iabour.Copy !req
293. She's not due for another month.Copy !req
294. I'll call Mum and I'll tell Nana Joyce.
Just keep in touch!Copy !req
295. - Will do!
- Dude.Copy !req
296. - I love you, man.
- Cheers, Rudes.Copy !req
297. - Right.
- Smithy!Copy !req
298. You ain't heavy, yeah?
You're my brother.Copy !req
299. And what's your full name?Copy !req
300. Jenkins.Copy !req
301. Vanessa Shanessa Jenkins.Copy !req
302. - Getting yourself a soup, are you, Bryn?
- What's that supposed to mean?Copy !req
303. Bryn, come on. I know things
have been difficult between us,Copy !req
304. what with Jason coming back...Copy !req
305. I'd never have told you if I'd known
you'd become part of our Iives!Copy !req
306. You know what?
I wish I didn't know, either, but I do.Copy !req
307. It's difficult for me as well,
you standing there with the soup...Copy !req
308. It sets my mind racing, you know?Copy !req
309. Oh, God.Copy !req
310. I promise you, Bryn, I've not told a soul.Copy !req
311. - Not even Nessa?
- No!Copy !req
312. And even if I wanted to tell anyone,
I wouldn't know where to start.Copy !req
313. In my mind,
it's a physical impossibility.Copy !req
314. It defies gravity!Copy !req
315. I know.Copy !req
316. - You gotta trust me, Bryn.
- Right... well, we're all set.Copy !req
317. The room's this way
if you want to follow me.Copy !req
318. - Thank you, David.
- You just enjoy your soup, Bryn.Copy !req
319. - I can't believe this.
- I know.Copy !req
320. My baby is gonna be born in Wales.Copy !req
321. Eurgh!Copy !req
322. - Well, he ain't speaking the Ianguage.
- It might be a girl.Copy !req
323. Don't make it worse.Copy !req
324. - You all right? What's up?
- Nothin'.Copy !req
325. - What is it?
- I'm fine!Copy !req
326. I think me and Stacey have split up.Copy !req
327. What? Shut up!Copy !req
328. - Yeah. She did it today.
- Mate! Why?Copy !req
329. I dunno. She gave me
Ioads of reasons.Copy !req
330. I just think
she doesn't want me any more.Copy !req
331. Oh, come on.Copy !req
332. No, seriously. I've never seen her
like that before.Copy !req
333. What a day.Copy !req
334. I'm sorry, mate,Copy !req
335. I know I should be here for you more,
but I'm just not with it, you know?Copy !req
336. Listen... everything you've done for me...Copy !req
337. And if she's serious, if she means it,
which I don't think she does,Copy !req
338. then she's a fool.Copy !req
339. Cos there's no-one else
I'd rather wake up next to than you.Copy !req
340. No-one I'd wanna look after me,Copy !req
341. hold me, cook for me,
keep me warm at night.Copy !req
342. - Smithy...
- No. Let me say it.Copy !req
343. I love you, Gavlar.Copy !req
344. I do.Copy !req
345. There, it's out there. I've said it.Copy !req
346. In fact, forget it, I don't love you,
Gavlar. I love you, Gavin.Copy !req
347. - I don't like it when you call me Gavin.
- I know you don't.Copy !req
348. That's why I can never replace her.Copy !req
349. Besides, you've got to get back with her,
cos her best mate's about to have my babyCopy !req
350. and if you're not around,
it's gonna be a bloody nightmare!Copy !req
351. Whoooooah! Sing to me, Bryn.Copy !req
352. Hiya!Copy !req
353. - Where is she? Where's Mama?
- Oh, Ness.Copy !req
354. Hiya, Stace. Pam. Mick.Copy !req
355. I'm on the gas, I am... It's messin'
with my head, I'm not gonna Iie to you.Copy !req
356. - Oh, my God, how are you feelin'?
- Ohhhh...Copy !req
357. Oh, shit a brick!Copy !req
358. Nurse! Nurse!Copy !req
359. Right, Mick...
we need hot water, flannels...Copy !req
360. Pam. Calm down. We're in a hospital.Copy !req
361. - Everything's under control.
- Dave.Copy !req
362. I need you. I need you now.Copy !req
363. - Oh, Christ!
- That's the gas talking, Dave.Copy !req
364. - No, it's not. Come on, climb on.
- Now's not the time, Ness.Copy !req
365. It really is only one person in with her
at a time. Where's the father?Copy !req
366. He's on his way.Copy !req
367. Right... so who would you like
to stay with you?Copy !req
368. - I want Stace.
- Really?Copy !req
369. - Right, come on. Let's all go.
- Please don't go.Copy !req
370. I'm just gonna check you,
see how far you've gone.Copy !req
371. Knock yourself out, love.Copy !req
372. How did it go with Gav? All right?Copy !req
373. I think it's over, Ness.Copy !req
374. You'd be a fool to let that one go.
He's cracking, even if he is a bit short.Copy !req
375. - Right... I think we're ready!
What?Copy !req
376. Let's get you changed
to have this baby, shall we?Copy !req
377. Dad?What?
They've just taken her down now.Copy !req
378. What? I don't know what that means.
What does that mean?Copy !req
379. It means she's going down
to have the baby!Copy !req
380. Well, tell her to wait!Copy !req
381. We've just come over the bridge.
We'll be about half hour.Copy !req
382. I'm going as quick as I can!Copy !req
383. Shit! I haven't got any money
for the bridge.Copy !req
384. Neither have I.Copy !req
385. - What've you got?
- Dunno, not a lot.Copy !req
386. - I got exactly three quid.
- I got two. We're ten pence down.Copy !req
387. They'll let us off that, surely?Copy !req
388. Hi, sorry, we've only got five pounds,Copy !req
389. - but his girlfriend is just...
- She's not my girlfriend.Copy !req
390. I know, but for the purposes
of this... Yeah?Copy !req
391. His girlfriend is about
to have a baby...Copy !req
392. Sorry, sir, I cannot allow you
into the countryCopy !req
393. without payment
of the appropriate fee.Copy !req
394. This was clearly advertised on your
approach to the bridge. £5.10 only.Copy !req
395. "Only"! Are you taking the piss?Copy !req
396. Can I draw your attention to the sign
on your right which clearly statesCopy !req
397. "Offensive behaviour towards staff
will not be tolerated..."Copy !req
398. All right, dickhead!Copy !req
399. Actually, mate, have you got 10p?
.. Yeah, you an' all.Copy !req
400. It's 10p. Are you gonna make him
miss the birth of his first childCopy !req
401. for the sake of 10p?Copy !req
402. You do not have the appropriate funds.Copy !req
403. - Put your car into reverse.
- I'm about to have a baby! It's 10p!Copy !req
404. - I'll bring it back, I promise!
- Please alert the car behind youCopy !req
405. - to the fact that you are reversing.
- Fine.Copy !req
406. - What you doin'? Smithy?
- Stay away from the barrier.Copy !req
407. If you touch the barrier, you are in
breach of... Well, you will be arrested.Copy !req
408. - Argh! Go!
- See ya!Copy !req
409. Go! Go!Copy !req
410. Nearly there now, Ness.
Not long to go.Copy !req
411. Right... No disrespect, Stace,
but you've never done this beforeCopy !req
412. and neither have I,
so why should I listen to you?Copy !req
413. Good point. Fair play.Copy !req
414. Ti... dy.Copy !req
415. Oh...Copy !req
416. You might find it easier
if you go on all fours.Copy !req
417. I usually do. It's a home from home
for me, that, love.Copy !req
418. - And me.
- Me, too.Copy !req
419. Well, they won't tell me a thing.Copy !req
420. Oh, Mick, stop pacing,
for crying out Ioud!Copy !req
421. I can't sit still... I don't want him to
miss it. Where the bloody hell are they?Copy !req
422. Well, I've never heard anything
so ridiculous in all my life.Copy !req
423. - No, honestly!
- She really is in Iabour!Copy !req
424. I didn't mean you, but.
I meant the bird on the bridge!Copy !req
425. Right... yeah.Copy !req
426. I'd have done the same, boys,
I won't Iie to you.Copy !req
427. All right, great, so...Copy !req
428. Thanks, mate. Cheers.Copy !req
429. The birth of a baby and ten pence.Copy !req
430. - No contest, is there?
- No. Thanks again. Cheers, mate.Copy !req
431. Yeah, I remember my first baby.Copy !req
432. Oh, God!Copy !req
433. I'd have driven through hell
and high water to get there.Copy !req
434. You're not in control of your emotions.Copy !req
435. If they can't understand that
on the bridge, well, stuff 'em!Copy !req
436. I know. Scandalous!Copy !req
437. Some of them are nothing
but Iittle Hitlers.Copy !req
438. My sister-in-Iaw, she's a cop,Copy !req
439. she Iives up in... What's it called?Copy !req
440. - Mate, we've really got to...
- Newbury... No, Newham! That's it.Copy !req
441. The reason we did what we did
is because we're in a rush.Copy !req
442. We're still in that rush!Copy !req
443. My wife says I could talk for Wales!Copy !req
444. - Mate, come on, now.
- Sorry. Ignore me. On you go!Copy !req
445. - Cheers.
- Thanks.Copy !req
446. Hey, if you put your foot down,
you'll do it in ten!Copy !req
447. - Come on, Ness. You can do it.
- That's it. Good girl!Copy !req
448. Where's Smithy?
I don't want him to miss this.Copy !req
449. - You can't worry about that now.
- He'll be here. I know he will.Copy !req
450. - He's a twat.
- I know... But Gavin's not.Copy !req
451. And he'll get him here.
I know he will.Copy !req
452. - Oh...
- Come on now, Ness.Copy !req
453. You're doing really well.Copy !req
454. Oh, God!Copy !req
455. Where is he-eeeeeeee?Copy !req
456. They're all in Welsh.Copy !req
457. They're all in bloody Welsh!
How're you meant to read the signs...?Copy !req
458. Smithy, these are in English.
This way. Come on.Copy !req
459. Aaaaaaaaaaahhhh!Copy !req
460. Oh, my God, Ness!
I can see the head! It's amazin'!Copy !req
461. Come on now, Ness, dig deep.
One more push!Copy !req
462. Whoooaaaarrrggghhhh...Copy !req
463. You got a boy.Copy !req
464. - Where's my clever girl?
- Where is she?Copy !req
465. - Aww...
- Looks just like you, Smithy, poor thing.Copy !req
466. What you gonna call him?Copy !req
467. - Gonna call him after me.
- I'm gonna call him after my dad.Copy !req
468. What?Copy !req
469. I'm gonna call him after my father.Copy !req
470. No. Sorry...Copy !req
471. I wanna name him after me.
It's a family thing. We always...Copy !req
472. So's mine.Copy !req
473. - What is your real name?
- What was your father called?Copy !req
474. - Neil.
- Neil.Copy !req
475. - Neil!
- Neil!Copy !req
476. Well, there you go!Copy !req
477. I always thought
you was called Colin.Copy !req
478. - Colin?
- Yeah, Colin.Copy !req
479. Why?Copy !req
480. Well, it's been so long, darlin',
I can't remember!Copy !req