1. TV: And punch it out!Copy !req
2. Huh-huh-huh-huh!Copy !req
3. - And do it again!
- Huh-huh-huh-huh!Copy !req
4. And punch it out!Copy !req
5. And do it again...Copy !req
6. - Hiya!
- How you getting on?Copy !req
7. - I'm good. I'm just doing my video.
- Which one?Copy !req
8. Judith Chalmers Boxercise.Copy !req
9. Right. Any news on that job?Copy !req
10. No, I've still not heard nothing.Copy !req
11. I rang about two this morning,
but they've already gone.Copy !req
12. - Oh, babe.
- But something's going at the zoo.Copy !req
13. - The zoo?
- Yeah! Can you imagine?Copy !req
14. That'd be immense.
What we doing tonight?Copy !req
15. - Shall we go to the pictures?
- Nah, Dad's doing his Iamb.Copy !req
16. - Oh, Iush.
- So we'll have a quiet night in, eh?Copy !req
17. Yeah. That'll be nice.Copy !req
18. Mick's gonna be on the telly, Stacey!Copy !req
19. - Mick's gonna be on the telly!
- What?Copy !req
20. Mick! He just phoned. He's gonna
be on the telly, can you believe it?Copy !req
21. - Are you serious?
- Yeah, he's gonna be on tonight!Copy !req
22. - I've gotta ring Dawn.
- I've gotta ring Gav!Copy !req
23. I know! He's gonna be on the telly!
He just rang me.Copy !req
24. Hang on.Copy !req
25. Smithy?Copy !req
26. Is your old man
gonna be on the telly?Copy !req
27. Yeah, I just got a text from
Gary and Simon. Unbelievable!Copy !req
28. Six o'clock, yeah? I'll be there!Copy !req
29. Well, I never.Copy !req
30. OK! Six o'clock.Copy !req
31. Yes, we'll be watching.Copy !req
32. Mick's going to be on the telly.Copy !req
33. No, I was just telling Nessa.Copy !req
34. OK, bye.Copy !req
35. You are never gonna believe this!Copy !req
36. Mick's gonna be on the telly.
- Yes!Copy !req
37. Oh, my God! I brought some bubbly.
Can you believe it?Copy !req
38. - I know! Come in, come in!
- God, it's all over the radio.Copy !req
39. You are joking me!Copy !req
40. No! And they said he was 53.Copy !req
41. I said to Pete, "They got
that bit wrong for starters!"Copy !req
42. Where is Pete? Is he coming over?Copy !req
43. Oh, don't talk to me about that dwarf.Copy !req
44. Hiya, Stace.Copy !req
45. - Hiya!
- Fancy a drop of this?Copy !req
46. - Oh, go on, then.
- I just heard Dad's name on the radio.Copy !req
47. I know, Dawn said.
He's the talk of the town!Copy !req
48. - Hiya! It's so exciting, isn't it?
- I know, it's nuts.Copy !req
49. Everyone's watching in Barry!Copy !req
50. Well, this is peachy.
This is the best day of my life.Copy !req
51. Mick on the telly.Copy !req
52. There you are, love. Just cheese.
Sure that's all right?Copy !req
53. Yep, crystal.Copy !req
54. I wonder how he's feeling now.Copy !req
55. Well, it'll be a mixture of nerves
and excitement, I should imagine.Copy !req
56. I remember when I was on TV.Copy !req
57. I mean, it was different -
it wasn't actually me,Copy !req
58. it was a photo-fit -
but the Iikeness was uncanny.Copy !req
59. I found it terrifying.Copy !req
60. They got you spot on.Copy !req
61. It was so good,
I had to shave my head.Copy !req
62. Here he is!
And look at all the paparazzi.Copy !req
63. Come on, superstar!Copy !req
64. - Give it a rest, will you?
- Stand back, stand back!Copy !req
65. Security's here!
Come on, there's nothing to see!Copy !req
66. Not you as well!Copy !req
67. Dawn! Pete's pretending to be
Mick's security guard!Copy !req
68. Tell him to grow up.Copy !req
69. They said you was 53 on the radio.Copy !req
70. I said to Dawn,
"They got that wrong for starters!"Copy !req
71. Hey!Copy !req
72. Was that him? The movie star?Copy !req
73. Yeah, but he's just a regular guy,
Betty. He's just like the rest of us.Copy !req
74. Well, we're taping it, aren't we?Copy !req
75. Ah, that's the spirit.Copy !req
76. When I say taping, I mean we got one
of them boxes, you know, all remote.Copy !req
77. Oh, yeah! We've got one of them,
they're incredible.Copy !req
78. And you can pause it,
you know, and everything.Copy !req
79. If you want to make a cup of tea.
That's right...Copy !req
80. How's the house hunting coming along,
Gav?Copy !req
81. We haven't really started yet.Copy !req
82. We're Iooking at our first place
tomorrow. I can't wait. I am so excited.Copy !req
83. I remember my first place.Copy !req
84. It wasn't much, nothing special,
but it was mine.Copy !req
85. No-one else telling me
what I could and couldn't do,Copy !req
86. grinding me down 24/7.Copy !req
87. Happy days.Copy !req
88. - How's the Iamb, Pam?
- Yeah, all in. There you go.Copy !req
89. Wait till you taste my marinade.Copy !req
90. - I'll be having a Ientil bake.
- This is good stuff.Copy !req
91. Yeah. Courtesy of your Iady wife,
thank you very much.Copy !req
92. What? You bought this?Copy !req
93. Yes.Copy !req
94. So there's no money for me to play
golf on Sunday, but there's moneyCopy !req
95. - to splash out on champagne?
- Don't embarrass me, Pete.Copy !req
96. - You're unbelievable.
- You're unbelievable, you vicious pig!Copy !req
97. It's on! Come on!Copy !req
98. - Oh, my God.
- I can't believe it.Copy !req
99. TV: The Six O'Clock News on BBC One
with George Alagiah.Copy !req
100. Good evening and welcome
to the Six O'Clock News...Copy !req
101. - It's starting, Gwen.
- I'll be there now!Copy !req
102. The Health Department announces
more cuts on the way.Copy !req
103. A murderer strikes again in Essex.Copy !req
104. A dismembered body is found
in a Billericay car park.Copy !req
105. Cracking.Copy !req
106. Do you know what show
I'd like to be on?Copy !req
107. Stars In Their Eyes.Copy !req
108. - Who'd you be?
- Well, it changes on a daily basis.Copy !req
109. If I had to go right here, right now...Copy !req
110. David Bowie.Copy !req
111. Gwen? Stars In Their Eyes.
Who'd you be?Copy !req
112. - Suzi Quatro.
- Ness?Copy !req
113. Prince.Copy !req
114. Every time.Copy !req
115. Yes, I know!
The dismembered body.Copy !req
116. That's Mick! Yeah, it's the third item
on the programme.Copy !req
117. Yeah, all right then, bye.Copy !req
118. Where you going?
It'll be on any second.Copy !req
119. - I know, I won't be long.
- So was it chopped up?Copy !req
120. Yeah, and it was charred,
like it had been burnt.Copy !req
121. Oooh!Copy !req
122. You all right?Copy !req
123. Yeah, I'm just having some chocolate.Copy !req
124. - We're eating in a bit. What's up?
- I dunno, really.Copy !req
125. I've gone down, if I'm honest.Copy !req
126. Ah, come here. Why are you feeling down?Copy !req
127. I'm just a bit bored, you know?
A bit useless.Copy !req
128. And your dad being on the telly
just reminds meCopy !req
129. that I've never done anything like that.Copy !req
130. He found a dead body, babe.
It's not an achievement.Copy !req
131. I know. But I just feel like
I'm getting under everyone's feet.Copy !req
132. You're all on at me
to get a job, and...Copy !req
133. If I'm honest,
I'm just a bit homesick.Copy !req
134. Oh, come on.
We can't have this all the time.Copy !req
135. - I knew you'd say that.
- Nessa's coming up tomorrow.Copy !req
136. - We're Iooking at houses.
- FIats.Copy !req
137. - You've gotta be more positive.
- There's no point talking about it.Copy !req
138. You just don't understand.Copy !req
139. Have I missed it?Copy !req
140. - No, it's next item up.
- Quality. Where is he?Copy !req
141. Michael! Mick-Iar! Pamel-ar!Copy !req
142. Smithster!Copy !req
143. Dawn-Iar! What a treat, take it high!
Peter-Ioni on the back wing.Copy !req
144. - Smithy!
- Dream.Copy !req
145. That's all over the box!
Been on the radio an' all, ain't ya?Copy !req
146. Rudi texted me, they said
you was 53, Billy Bullshitter!Copy !req
147. - So how's everything with the baby?
- Er, yeah.Copy !req
148. Good, I think. We went for the, um...Copy !req
149. - Scan.
- Yeah, and all good.Copy !req
150. - We got the, um...
- Photograph.Copy !req
151. Yeah, I've got it somewhere.
It's in my...Copy !req
152. - Wallet?
- You got it.Copy !req
153. Yeah, here you are.Copy !req
154. That's the, er... yeah, that's the head.
And that's a Iittle arm there.Copy !req
155. Oh, sweet! Looks like you, Pete.Copy !req
156. Only taller!Copy !req
157. Sssh! It's on! It's on!Copy !req
158. - Gavin! Gavin!
- Gav-Iar! Gav-Iar!Copy !req
159. On a busy industrial estate.
Lindsay Hughes is at the scene.Copy !req
160. I'm standing in the car park
of a large engineering firmCopy !req
161. here in Billericay.
At approximately 7.30 this morning,Copy !req
162. a dismembered body,
as yet unidentified,Copy !req
163. was discovered by
a Mr Michael Shipman, 53...Copy !req
164. one of the company directors.
This is what he had to say.Copy !req
165. It's the last thing you expect to find
when you come to work in the morning.Copy !req
166. Later I spoke to Police Detective
Richard Shed.Copy !req
167. Detective, what can you tell meCopy !req
168. about the situation regarding
the body and how it was found?Copy !req
169. I'm afraid I can't disclose anything
at this time.Copy !req
170. Detective, thank you very much.
Back to you in the studio.Copy !req
171. A study of obesity released today
claims that many male drivers...Copy !req
172. Is that it?Copy !req
173. Is that IT?Copy !req
174. Was that it?Copy !req
175. Well, I'm bitterly disappointed.Copy !req
176. Crikey, Dad, it was
hardly worth mentioning!Copy !req
177. Don't switch it off,
maybe he'll come back on.Copy !req
178. I spoke to them
for more than 15 minutes,Copy !req
179. saying my thoughts went out
to her family and all sorts.Copy !req
180. - Oh, that was nice.
- They've made you look a right tit.Copy !req
181. I know. I know! What a joke. He says
he talked to them for half an hour.Copy !req
182. He'll have spoken to them for at least
15 minutes, if not half an hour.Copy !req
183. What makes you say that?Copy !req
184. Well, when I was news producing
for the BBC, that was the golden rule.Copy !req
185. You had to cover every base,
leave no stone unturned.Copy !req
186. Kate Adie moaned about it all the time.
In the end, I had to say to her,Copy !req
187. "Oh, Kate Adie, you're the face,
I'm the brains. Now get on with it."Copy !req
188. She was very difficult.Copy !req
189. Horrible woman.Copy !req
190. Selfish.Copy !req
191. Nah, go on, who's this?Copy !req
192. "Well, you just don't expect it when
you come into work in the morning!"Copy !req
193. - Yeah, all right, all right.
- Go on, Gav, you do it!Copy !req
194. "Well, you just don't expect it when
you come into work in the morning!"Copy !req
195. Oh!
- That looks Iovely! What is that?Copy !req
196. It's really easy. It's garlic,
olive oil and rosemaryCopy !req
197. bashed together in the pestle.Copy !req
198. Now, is the pestle the bowl
or is that the mortar?Copy !req
199. You know, Pete? I don't know.
I've always called it the pestle.Copy !req
200. I'm gonna look that up. Wikipedia.Copy !req
201. What I've done is massaged it,
rubbed it over the joint,Copy !req
202. then let it stand marinating
for an hour.Copy !req
203. An hour?Copy !req
204. - That is brave.
- And it's not too overpowering?Copy !req
205. No, cos none of it's penetrating
the meat. It's just permeating through.Copy !req
206. And you wait till you taste the gravy!Copy !req
207. Ohh!Copy !req
208. - Can I ask you a personal question?
- Sure.Copy !req
209. Where did you get them oven gloves?Copy !req
210. I tell you why I'm asking.
Dawn got me a pair last Christmas.Copy !req
211. - I Ioved the colour, a charcoal grey.
- Ooh, nice.Copy !req
212. But I swear, I could have only
picked up two, three baking trays,Copy !req
213. four at tops,
and they melted straight through.Copy !req
214. - And you never replaced them?
- No.Copy !req
215. - So what are you on now, tea towels?
- Yep.Copy !req
216. You're a fool. See that blister?
That's tea towels.Copy !req
217. Here, give these a try.Copy !req
218. Yeah, that is nice.Copy !req
219. Can't feel a thing.Copy !req
220. Look, don't get me wrong,
we LIKE having them here, it's just...Copy !req
221. Thing is, she can do no wrong
in his eyes, or Mick's for that matter.Copy !req
222. It's difficult, isn't it?
What about the eating, then?Copy !req
223. She still think you're vegetarian?Copy !req
224. I can't tell her, Dawn. The Iie's
too deep. I'm in it up to my neck!Copy !req
225. We're going on an animal rights demo
in a fortnight!Copy !req
226. I couldn't give a shit about the fox.Copy !req
227. - What's that?
- What? Nothing, darling.Copy !req
228. Yeah, you were saying something.Copy !req
229. - Oh, it's nothing.
- If it's about the threesome,Copy !req
230. you can talk about it
in front of me. I don't mind.Copy !req
231. Yeah. Yeah, it was about the three-way.Copy !req
232. What's the Iatest on that front?Copy !req
233. Well, we are still Iooking...Copy !req
234. Ooh, isn't it exciting?Copy !req
235. But it's definitely not Seth.Copy !req
236. He's a complete no-go.Copy !req
237. Pete's flown him back to Ghana.Copy !req
238. - Probably for the best.
- Aw, there's a shame, he was Iush.Copy !req
239. Well, we do have a few more
irons in the fire,Copy !req
240. but I can't say too much
cos I don't want to jinx it.Copy !req
241. Is one of them Mick?Copy !req
242. I don't see why,
if we're pulling it out to here,Copy !req
243. why we can't move the door an' all.Copy !req
244. I'm worried about that RSJ.Copy !req
245. Yeah.Copy !req
246. Do you know what an RSJ is?Copy !req
247. No.Copy !req
248. - It's a Rolled Steel Joist.
- What?Copy !req
249. - Rolled Steel Joist.
- Rolled Steel Joyce?Copy !req
250. No, not Joyce, it's not a... it's joist!Copy !req
251. - A joist.
- Joist.Copy !req
252. - A Rolled Steel Joist.
- A Rolled Steel Joist-t.Copy !req
253. Do you know where the details are
for the flats we're gonna look at?Copy !req
254. Under the coffee table, my love.Copy !req
255. We're gonna need to measure
the distance from here to that wall.Copy !req
256. Give it here, then.Copy !req
257. - Stace, you in the shower?
- Yeah.Copy !req
258. Well, just ignore me, won't be a sec.Copy !req
259. Pam!Copy !req
260. What's that?Copy !req
261. Five point eight.Copy !req
262. See? That should be long enough.Copy !req
263. There's even room
for a heated towel rail.Copy !req
264. Cheers, Stace.Copy !req
265. - Oh, is it giving you gyp, love?
- Yeah. I'm not gonna Iie to you.Copy !req
266. - Do you want your sling?
- No, I gotta ride it out.Copy !req
267. I'm off soon, anyway.Copy !req
268. Where is Bryn?
He should have been here by now.Copy !req
269. You doin' me an omelette
for the trip?Copy !req
270. - Just letting it cool. Cheese and ham.
- Tidy.Copy !req
271. Where've you been? I've been ringing!Copy !req
272. - I've been watching Brokeback Mountain.
- Again?Copy !req
273. - You watched it twice yesterday.
- I can't get enough of it.Copy !req
274. Every shot is like a photograph.Copy !req
275. You just loves that Heath Ledger,
don't you?Copy !req
276. I think he's a cracking actor.Copy !req
277. But then again, so is Jake.
And the two of them together...Copy !req
278. Double bubble.Copy !req
279. - Right, are we ready for the off?
- I'm still waiting on this omelette.Copy !req
280. - Gwen, what's occurring?
- Yes!Copy !req
281. All right, Bryn, let's do one.Copy !req
282. I'm so sorry, babes. She doesn't
think. Were you completely naked?Copy !req
283. - Yeah! My full foof and everything!
- Oh, man! I'm sorry.Copy !req
284. Is it right onto Picton Avenue?Copy !req
285. Yeah, right, then it should be
up there on the left.Copy !req
286. - I'm not sure about this, are you?
- We haven't been inside yet.Copy !req
287. Gav-Iar!Copy !req
288. - Up here!
- Hiya!Copy !req
289. - All right, you pair of pricks!
- All right!Copy !req
290. - What you doing here?
- Come to look at a flat.Copy !req
291. Gavin-Iar!Copy !req
292. - Deano. You've not met Stace, have you?
- No.Copy !req
293. Yeah!Copy !req
294. Oh, no, we haven't actually met,
but I saw a photo of you.Copy !req
295. You were wearing a white dress,
standing outside a church.Copy !req
296. I think it might have been
someone's wedding.Copy !req
297. Yeah, probably.Copy !req
298. So what are you two
actually doing up there?Copy !req
299. - Fitting a satellite.
- You know us, Stace...Copy !req
300. Satisfaction with every erection.Copy !req
301. Not that he's satisfying anyone
with his erections Iately.Copy !req
302. Absolutely gagging for it.
How many did you shift out last night?Copy !req
303. - Shut up, mate, I wasn't...
- Four, wasn't it?Copy !req
304. He sent me a text saying
he cracked four out in under two hours.Copy !req
305. Sorry, Stace, this is not meant
for the delicate earsCopy !req
306. of a young Iady like yourself.Copy !req
307. Don't worry about it,
I'm just the same.Copy !req
308. Being at home doing nothing,
it just passes the time.Copy !req
309. Yesterday, I had three just watching
Cash In TheAttic. I think it's Iush!Copy !req
310. You're still all right to pick Ness up,
aren't you?Copy !req
311. Yeah.Copy !req
312. And we thought we'd go bowling
or something.Copy !req
313. Bowling? Ohh!
Whose idea was that, hers?Copy !req
314. - It'll be a Iaugh.
- Yeah! She loves it.Copy !req
315. She's nothing to do with me,
she's not my girlfriend or anything.Copy !req
316. Well, you are the father of...Copy !req
317. I'm the father of her child,
it doesn't mean I have to like her.Copy !req
318. - You comin', Deano?
- Bowling? Nah.Copy !req
319. Scared of the shoes.Copy !req
320. - Come on, we're gonna be late.
- See you!Copy !req
321. On the morrow, young Galahad!Copy !req
322. How about her
getting her five a day?Copy !req
323. That's the Welsh for you, mate.Copy !req
324. Filth. The lot of 'em.Copy !req
325. David.Copy !req
326. Bryn. All right, Ness.
How's it going?Copy !req
327. All right, Dave. How's it going?Copy !req
328. - Business is booming, I see.
- Yeah, not bad.Copy !req
329. A lot of these
are going to Tussauds.Copy !req
330. And how are you keeping...
within yourself?Copy !req
331. Up and down, Bryn. It's been
a tricky few months. I won't Iie to you.Copy !req
332. I heard. I heard about the problems.Copy !req
333. Not from me, Dave.
My Iips are sealed.Copy !req
334. - Cheers, Ness. I appreciate that.
- I only wish they had been at the time.Copy !req
335. Very nasty business.
Spread like wildfire.Copy !req
336. Are we all cleared up now?Copy !req
337. Pretty much.
I'm into the back end of it.Copy !req
338. I'll say.Copy !req
339. I miss you, Ness.
I miss you being around.Copy !req
340. Why don't you come the barn dance?Copy !req
341. - What's that?
- Gwen's birthday on the 28th.Copy !req
342. We're short on numbers, aren't we, Bryn?Copy !req
343. Yes, and no. I've still not heard
back from people, so...Copy !req
344. - One more can't hurt, though, can it?
- Well...Copy !req
345. - What do you reckon, Dave?
- You know me, Ness.Copy !req
346. I loves a barn dance.Copy !req
347. But it's up to Bryn.Copy !req
348. Oh. What's occurring?Copy !req
349. Nothing, nothing at all.Copy !req
350. It'll be great to have you there.Copy !req
351. Cracking, count me in.
Fancy a Iittle do-si-do, Ness?Copy !req
352. I've had enough doses from you
for the time being, thanks, Dave.Copy !req
353. I know. I'm sorry.Copy !req
354. - I shouldn't have asked.
- Right, well... safe journey, Ness.Copy !req
355. Oh, and Dave. It's a surprise, it is -
the party - so keep it under your hat.Copy !req
356. Party? What party?Copy !req
357. Gwen's.Copy !req
358. What's the matter?Copy !req
359. - Nothing.
- Yes, there is. What's up?Copy !req
360. Nothing!Copy !req
361. You've got to go into these things...Copy !req
362. With an open mind, I know.
You said three times.Copy !req
363. Guys! I am so, so sorry.Copy !req
364. I thought...Copy !req
365. Anyway, I'm Duncan. You must be Gavin,
and you must be Stacey.Copy !req
366. I'm only kidding!
Pleased to meet you.Copy !req
367. Yeah.Copy !req
368. Now, I'm gonna hand you the keysCopy !req
369. because the wow factor
is on the other side of the door.Copy !req
370. Follow me.Copy !req
371. So, I'll, er...Copy !req
372. I'll let you find the flat
for yourselves.Copy !req
373. Let you absorb,Copy !req
374. take it all in. Take in the space.Copy !req
375. There's something beautiful
about that, isn't there?Copy !req
376. - So this is it?
- Yeah, this is a studio flat.Copy !req
377. It says a Iarge studio.Copy !req
378. - It is.
- Is it?Copy !req
379. Well, compared to a lot on our books,
this is massive.Copy !req
380. This is your
Iiving cum kitchen cum bedroom areaCopy !req
381. and that's what makes this unique,
because you've got everything.Copy !req
382. I mean, I Iive in a three-storey
town house,Copy !req
383. and believe me,
those stairs are a killer.Copy !req
384. Room on each floor.Copy !req
385. Made a big mistake there, really.
I should have bought this place.Copy !req
386. Stupid! And there's your bathroom.
So it's on the market for two...Copy !req
387. - Can I look?
- What?Copy !req
388. At the bathroom.Copy !req
389. Well, yeah. All I would say,
sometimes your eyes can...Copy !req
390. - Can we look at the bathroom, please?
- Yep.Copy !req
391. - It hasn't even got a shower!
- It's just a toilet and a sink.Copy !req
392. Yeah, "Hasn't got a shower"Copy !req
393. or "Hasn't got a shower where
you thinked it should have been".Copy !req
394. Take a look at this.Copy !req
395. Now, what you've got here
is a wet room slash kitchen. See that?Copy !req
396. Drainage.Copy !req
397. In Sweden they've all got one of these -
they call it "Das Vetkutchen".Copy !req
398. I tell you what, Stacey,
come and stand here. Come on.Copy !req
399. And Gav... in.Copy !req
400. - Gavin, come and hold this.
- No, you're all right.Copy !req
401. - Just come and hold this.
- Nah, it's fine, really.Copy !req
402. I'm not gonna turn the taps on.Copy !req
403. There you go.Copy !req
404. That's it. Move it around a bit.Copy !req
405. Yeah, there's something
quite beautiful about that.Copy !req
406. I'd like to leave now, please.Copy !req
407. - Eight and a half, thanks.
- Gav! They were disgusting.Copy !req
408. Every one. Four, please. I can't believe
you're even considering them!Copy !req
409. I'm not, but we've got to be realistic.Copy !req
410. For that sort of money,
you can get a Iush place in Barry.Copy !req
411. - There's a reason for that.
- What's that supposed to mean?Copy !req
412. There's a reason houses are cheap
in Barry.Copy !req
413. Why do you always slag Barry off?Copy !req
414. It's difficult Iiving with a personCopy !req
415. who thinks Barry Island's
the best place in the worldCopy !req
416. and can't even acknowledge
it ever even rains there.Copy !req
417. It doesn't rain there much, as it goes.Copy !req
418. Oh, don't be like this.Copy !req
419. - Gavin the Jahah Jahah!
- All right, Smith? Nessa?Copy !req
420. - How's it going, Gav? All right, Stace?
- Not really.Copy !req
421. Cos someone who'II remain nameless
is being a knob.Copy !req
422. She's talking about you, Gav.Copy !req
423. - Yeah, I imagine so. You need shoes.
- She's got her own.Copy !req
424. - I takes bowling very seriously.
- Shall we get some drinks?Copy !req
425. See you on the Ianes.Copy !req
426. - Did you bring your ball?
- She's in the case.Copy !req
427. - What's up?
- Don't ask.Copy !req
428. I've just had enough of it, Ness.Copy !req
429. I got nothing to do all day.
I just don't feel like I Iive there.Copy !req
430. - I feel like I'm a guest, you know?
- I do.Copy !req
431. What you doing?Copy !req
432. Shining her up. She's not been down
the Ianes in a long while, this one.Copy !req
433. A bit of polish
sends her on her way.Copy !req
434. - Don't say anything, though.
- About what?Copy !req
435. - About what I was just saying.
- Course not.Copy !req
436. It's just at the moment, you know,
she's doing my head in.Copy !req
437. Smithy, do you want to go in
as just SmithyCopy !req
438. or do you want a funny name, like
Gay Boy? I've put Gav down as Knobhead.Copy !req
439. Just put him in as Smithy. Come on.Copy !req
440. I'm itching to bowl.Copy !req
441. Wow! I've never seen one
like that before.Copy !req
442. You've never seen anyone
bowl like this before.Copy !req
443. Right, who gets eleven strikes?
I mean, what are you, semi-pro?Copy !req
444. It does matter, Gavin, and I can't believe
you don't think it does.Copy !req
445. - I just think renting...
- What are you saying?Copy !req
446. If you shut up for a minute
and stopped shouting like a child.Copy !req
447. Oh, Stace! What's occurring?Copy !req
448. I don't want to talk about it.
I just want to go home.Copy !req
449. - All right, mate?
- Fine.Copy !req
450. - Stacey! Can we please talk about this?
- I want to go home!Copy !req
451. Right. Do you mean Barry Island, or,
you know, Mum and Dad's, where we Iive?Copy !req
452. - Oh, grow up, Gav.
- ME grow up?Copy !req
453. You can't spend more than five minutes
away from their family!Copy !req
454. - Did you hear that, Ness?
- I'm not getting involved.Copy !req
455. - Let's all get in the car.
- What? I thought we were getting a KFC.Copy !req
456. - We're not getting a KFC.
- What?Copy !req
457. - Three door, innit?
- Yep.Copy !req
458. It's one rule for you
and one rule for me.Copy !req
459. - That's simply not true!
- It is! I'm sick of the whole thing.Copy !req
460. I'm sick of you,
I'm sick of this house...Copy !req
461. - Oi! Oi! What's going on?
- Nothing!Copy !req
462. - Stacey, just calm down a minute.
- It doesn't sound like nothing.Copy !req
463. What's all the noise?
Everything all right?Copy !req
464. Don't worry, Pam.
Your Iittle Prince is fine.Copy !req
465. Stacey!Copy !req
466. What's going on?Copy !req
467. I don't know, Pam. But if I don't
eat this now, I'm gonna faint.Copy !req
468. Me, too. I can barely breathe.Copy !req
469. What have I told you about eating
late at night? All that cholesterol.Copy !req
470. - It's only a six-piece.
- And we got coleslaw.Copy !req
471. Well done, darlings. Now, Nessa, you
know where you're sleeping, do you?Copy !req
472. Yeah, thanks, Pam. Cracking.Copy !req
473. - Night, God bless.
- Just help yourselves to whatever.Copy !req
474. What are you doing?
Leave them be, woman. Come on.Copy !req
475. Don't you "woman" me.
He's my only son.Copy !req
476. I've got a right
to know what's going on.Copy !req
477. - No, he's a grown man, Pam.
- You're gettin' on my wick, Mick.Copy !req
478. - Then we'll wait a few more months.
- A few months!Copy !req
479. - I can't Iive here a few more months!
- Oh, come on!Copy !req
480. Oh!Copy !req
481. Oh, God.Copy !req
482. Oh!Copy !req
483. That is so good.Copy !req
484. Yeah.Copy !req
485. You just can't beat it, can you?Copy !req
486. What is that secret blend of
eleven herbs and spices, d'you think?Copy !req
487. I know. The result is immense.Copy !req
488. So. How you finding single life?
What was her name again?Copy !req
489. Lucy? Yeah, it's fine.
It's all right, you know.Copy !req
490. There's some things I miss, obviously.Copy !req
491. Yeah. Stace was saying you've been
crackin' them out a fair bit of late.Copy !req
492. What?Copy !req
493. Why would she...?
Oh, I can't believe...!Copy !req
494. Don't worry about it. It's normal.
I'm in a similar position myself.Copy !req
495. Right.Copy !req
496. D'you want that corn on the cob?Copy !req
497. - Is that a euphemism?
- What?Copy !req
498. No, I'm just saying there's one corn
on the cob left and you can have it.Copy !req
499. If you want it.Copy !req
500. Do you want me to have it?Copy !req
501. I can see the benefits... of having it.Copy !req
502. I'd just be worried how you...Copy !req
503. or I would feel after... having it.Copy !req
504. Makes no odds to me, as it goes.Copy !req
505. If I have it,
it'll be a nice addition to the meal.Copy !req
506. If I don't...
then I'm pretty full up already.Copy !req
507. The question is, Smithy...Copy !req
508. do you want the corn on the cob?Copy !req
509. Don't get me wrong.Copy !req
510. When I look at it there,Copy !req
511. all hot and dripping in butter, just...Copy !req
512. inviting me in...Copy !req
513. I've got a real hankering for it.Copy !req
514. - Like a real need.
- Mmm...Copy !req
515. But I would just be worriedCopy !req
516. that if I ate it tonight, I'd be expected
to eat it more frequently.Copy !req
517. I wouldn't worry, if I was you.Copy !req
518. Corn on the cob is a once in a blue moon
treat as far as I'm concerned,Copy !req
519. which once eaten is soon forgotten
and won't be mentioned ever again.Copy !req
520. To anyone.Copy !req
521. Well, that's good to know.Copy !req
522. Oh, God.Copy !req
523. Ohh!Copy !req
524. So, shall we...?Copy !req