1. Hiya!Copy !req
2. Are you not up yet?Copy !req
3. What time is it?Copy !req
4. Nearly eleven.Copy !req
5. It's not! That means I've slept for
almost, like, nearly eleven hours!Copy !req
6. All right for some!
What you up to today?Copy !req
7. I dunno, really. Can't you come home
and get into bed with me?Copy !req
8. - I'd love to, but I have to stay here.
- Oh!Copy !req
9. I'm sorry, baby, it's just...Copy !req
10. It's not you. I just got another
rejection Ietter.Copy !req
11. Which one?Copy !req
12. - The one at that car place.
- You didn't want that one, anyway.Copy !req
13. Exactly. I can't even get
the jobs I DON'T want.Copy !req
14. D'you think it's cos I'm Welsh?Copy !req
15. Don't be silly!
Look, you just gotta keep going.Copy !req
16. Get on the internet
and start Iooking now.Copy !req
17. I will. I'll do it right now.Copy !req
18. Straight after Loose Women.Copy !req
19. - Hiya!
- Hiya!Copy !req
20. - All right?
- Yeah. How was karate?Copy !req
21. - It's jujitsu, darling.
- What's the difference?Copy !req
22. It's a non-combative martial art.
We are defensive, they are offensive.Copy !req
23. But I tell you what,
Sue - you know Sue?Copy !req
24. Big fat Sue.
- She didn't half give me a wallop.Copy !req
25. I said to her,
"Oi! What's defensive about that?"Copy !req
26. You've had your breakfast, then?Copy !req
27. Well, sort of.
I had a brunch, I did.Copy !req
28. Oh, I got up so late
cos I set the alarm for ten,Copy !req
29. but I didn't get up till gone eleven.Copy !req
30. And I thought, "I'm too early
for Iunch and too late for breakfast,"Copy !req
31. so I just had a banana.Copy !req
32. But if anything, that made me
more hungry, so I ended up havingCopy !req
33. a sandwich, some cereal and a yoghurt,
which is brunch, isn't it?Copy !req
34. So I rang my mum and I said,
"I've just had my first ever brunch!"Copy !req
35. I'm not being funny, Stacey,
but you wanna get a life.Copy !req
36. What you said just now
was really boring.Copy !req
37. I mean, I can jabber with
the best of them, but that?Copy !req
38. I switched off at the end of banana.Copy !req
39. - Sorry.
- You wanna get out of the house.Copy !req
40. I know! Why don't you come
fencing with me tomorrow?Copy !req
41. - Because you know Pat?
- Fat No More Pat?Copy !req
42. Fat No More Pat.Copy !req
43. She can't come
cos she's having her staples out.Copy !req
44. You could make up the numbers.Copy !req
45. I'd love to,
but we're going Barry, aren't we?Copy !req
46. Oh, God, the scan!Copy !req
47. What's the Iatest
with Smithy and Lucy?Copy !req
48. Last we heard, he was gonna meet her
after Guides and try and win her back,Copy !req
49. but we've not heard from him since.Copy !req
50. - Oh, God!
- Hiya, Ness!Copy !req
51. 'All right, Stace, what's occurring?'Copy !req
52. Nothing much.
I'm a bit bored, to be honest.Copy !req
53. - What's this I hear about a brunch?
- Oh, it was Iush!Copy !req
54. I had a banana,
but I was still hungry,Copy !req
55. so I ended up
having some cereal and a yoghurt...Copy !req
56. Bear with me, Stace. Oh!Copy !req
57. Oh!Copy !req
58. Oh! What does that sign say?Copy !req
59. "Peidiwch a chyffwrdd
a'r peiriannau."Copy !req
60. Now sling yer hook,
or I'll break your face!Copy !req
61. Stace, I gotta go.
It's mayhem down here.Copy !req
62. But hang on...Copy !req
63. Right, that's got to get to Guildford
by first thing tomorrow, OK?Copy !req
64. Hello, Gavin speaking.Copy !req
65. Yeah, don't worry.
Joel's gonna Fed Ex itCopy !req
66. so it gets there
by first thing tomorrow.Copy !req
67. Yeah.Copy !req
68. Yeah...Copy !req
69. Brian, can I call you back?Copy !req
70. Cheers.Copy !req
71. What are you doing here?Copy !req
72. Come on, let's go and get a coffee.Copy !req
73. D'you know what she said?Copy !req
74. She said she was relieved!Copy !req
75. Relieved I'm fathering
someone else's child!Copy !req
76. - You know why, don't you?
- Why?Copy !req
77. Cos it turns out...Copy !req
78. for the past three months,
she's been seeing someone else!Copy !req
79. - Who?
- You know that Craig?Copy !req
80. The one who washed my car
on Bob-a-Job week?Copy !req
81. With the acne?Copy !req
82. Started running the tuck shop
together, didn't they?Copy !req
83. Youth club. I knew something was
going on. She started coming homeCopy !req
84. with shrimps, cola bottles, astro belts.Copy !req
85. Guilt sweets, they were, Gav.
Guilt sweets.Copy !req
86. But with all them activities
and seein' you, how'd she fit it all in?Copy !req
87. Oh, she's been
fitting it all in, all right.Copy !req
88. Apparently she's got more in common
with him. Youth theatre.Copy !req
89. I said, "I'll go to youth theatre."
Know what she said?Copy !req
90. - What?
- The cut-off's 22.Copy !req
91. He's 21, Gav.
How does that make me feel?Copy !req
92. I've been thinking about ending it all,
to be honest. Suicide.Copy !req
93. - What?
- Big time.Copy !req
94. How many Nurofen would I need
to finish me off?Copy !req
95. You? You'd need hundreds.Copy !req
96. I can't afford, that, can I? Not if
I'm gonna have an 'oliday this year.Copy !req
97. Do you ever get bored working here?Copy !req
98. No. I find it fascinatin'.Copy !req
99. I'm a people-watcher, Bryn.Copy !req
100. I get you.Copy !req
101. I see every thread
of life's rich tapestryCopy !req
102. in between these three walls,
the whole spectrum of human emotion.Copy !req
103. The whole gamut.Copy !req
104. I see victory, I see defeat.Copy !req
105. Anticipation,
emancipation and demoralisation -Copy !req
106. and that's just on the fruities.Copy !req
107. Ah! Now, can I ask you a question?Copy !req
108. Go for it.Copy !req
109. The Penny Falls. Are they fixed?Copy !req
110. What do you reckon?Copy !req
111. My heart says no,Copy !req
112. but my head says it must be.Copy !req
113. - I mean, is it magnets?
- Copper's not magnetic, Bryn.Copy !req
114. Then are they glued?
Because it's something.Copy !req
115. - I could tell you...
- I know, but you'd have to kill me.Copy !req
116. No, I just don't want to. Now,
are we practising this song or what?Copy !req
117. Well, it's all right, but I still think
Islands In The Stream.Copy !req
118. Never seen him like that before.
He was really bad.Copy !req
119. Poor sod. He's been through the mill
these last two weeks.Copy !req
120. Well, I'm glad he's got you to talk to,
cos he can't talk to his mother.Copy !req
121. - You've not met Cath, have you, Stace?
- No.Copy !req
122. - The woman is a mess.
- She's not that bad!Copy !req
123. Michael, she is the reason
that boy is B-I-G.Copy !req
124. - I mean, the sister is like that...
- Here we go.Copy !req
125. Which doesn't add up,
because when they were Iittle,Copy !req
126. she used to stuff both of them
with Findus Crispy Pancakes,Copy !req
127. gorge on a Ioad herself and then...Copy !req
128. Every day. And she's a dinner Iady.Copy !req
129. - Well, she was.
- She quit.Copy !req
130. When it all kicked off
with the head teacher.Copy !req
131. - What happened?
- Well, you're not going to believe it.Copy !req
132. - Not this again.
- It wasn't true!Copy !req
133. Apparently they were... y'know?Copy !req
134. - Smithy's mum and the headmaster?
- Mistress!Copy !req
135. - Mistress. Headmistress!
- No!Copy !req
136. Yes! Hammer and tong.
Pauline, her name was.Copy !req
137. Married to a Iovely man, Dennis.Copy !req
138. For the love of Mike,
where do you get these stories?Copy !req
139. It is true, on my life.Copy !req
140. - Jan, you've not met Jan.
No-Man Jan.Copy !req
141. She says... cos she worked there an' all,
in the canteen...Copy !req
142. she says they were all over
one another like a rash.Copy !req
143. - Really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
144. Then Cath ends it,
says she's not that way inclined,Copy !req
145. says it was only a frisson,Copy !req
146. and suddenly Cath's not got
a job there any more.Copy !req
147. So she threatens to report it
to the board of governorsCopy !req
148. and before you know it, hey presto,Copy !req
149. she's got a healthy Iump of moolah
in her back pocket,Copy !req
150. and Dennis is none the wiser,
bless him.Copy !req
151. That story is the biggest Ioad
of rubbish I've ever heard.Copy !req
152. When are you gonna Iearn?
You cannot trust No-Man Jan.Copy !req
153. That's why she's been divorced
three times.Copy !req
154. - Gavlar!
- Smithstar-Sistar! How's it going?Copy !req
155. - Not bad, thanks. You?
- I'm good.Copy !req
156. - This is Stacey.
- Hiya!Copy !req
157. - All right? Heard a lot about you.
- Heard a lot about you, too.Copy !req
158. - I'm Rudi. You can call me Smithy.
- OK.Copy !req
159. Come in, he's still packing.Copy !req
160. This Nessa bird's a mate of yours,
then, is she, Stace?Copy !req
161. Yeah, my best friend for ten years.Copy !req
162. She was my third-best friend before that,
so I've known her about 12 years.Copy !req
163. All right?
Man, I was absolutely wankered.Copy !req
164. Did you see Cherice? I know!Copy !req
165. Ah, shut up! Shut up!Copy !req
166. All right, yeah, I gotta go. Aaah!Copy !req
167. Yeah.Copy !req
168. - Can I get you a drink or anything?
- Rudi, where's Mum?Copy !req
169. Gone for Iunch at Pauline's.Copy !req
170. - Gavlar!
- All right, mate?Copy !req
171. - How's it going?
- Good.Copy !req
172. Why aren't you doin' it?Copy !req
173. - I just sort of did it.
- When?Copy !req
174. When we came in. With Smithy...
I mean Rudi.Copy !req
175. What was our agreement?Copy !req
176. Don't shrug in my face. The deal was
that your friends can call you Smithy,Copy !req
177. but my mates - aka Gav, Budgie,
Chinese, y'know, the crew -Copy !req
178. they call you Rudi,
which is, in fact, your name.Copy !req
179. And even that isn't your name, it's Ruth,
so you've still got a nickname,Copy !req
180. it's just not Smithy, which you only
wanted everyone to call you to annoy me.Copy !req
181. - Not true, but go on.
- As for the robot, that is all mine.Copy !req
182. - Me and Gav, we invented it.
- You didn't invent the robot.Copy !req
183. - Gav? Back me up?
- Well, we do it,Copy !req
184. but I don't think we invented robotics.Copy !req
185. - No, but...
- Did you invent robotics?Copy !req
186. - No, but...
- Did you invent the robot?Copy !req
187. - That's not what...
- Simple question.Copy !req
188. Yes or no. Did you invent the robot?Copy !req
189. - No...
- Didn't you say you invented the robot?Copy !req
190. - You're a dick!
- You're a dick!Copy !req
191. - You're a dick.
- You're a dick.Copy !req
192. - Oh, God.
- "Oh, God."Copy !req
193. You're gonna do this now?
"You're gonna do this now?"Copy !req
194. Yeah, how old are you? 12?
"Yeah, how old are you? 12?"Copy !req
195. First time you've met Stacey...
"First time you've met Stacey..."Copy !req
196. Right... Argh!Copy !req
197. Get off me!Copy !req
198. - Get off me!
- You're a dick!Copy !req
199. And this man is soon to become
a father. Shocking.Copy !req
200. - Should we stop them?
- No, they're always like this.Copy !req
201. - Are you a dickhead?
- No!Copy !req
202. - Are you a dickhead?
- Piss off!Copy !req
203. - Did I invent the robot?
- Yes!Copy !req
204. - Who invented the robot?
- YOU!Copy !req
205. Thank you! Come on, Gav.Copy !req
206. Let's bounce.Copy !req
207. - Had my fingers crossed anyway!
- See you, Rudi!Copy !req
208. Laters, Stace.Copy !req
209. Just totally had a fight
with my brother...Copy !req
210. All right, love. Yeah. ..No, we'll
be here, we're not going anywhere.Copy !req
211. And watch that speed camera
before the dip.Copy !req
212. All right.Copy !req
213. Of course!Copy !req
214. Yep.Copy !req
215. All right. Bye!Copy !req
216. They're just coming into Barry.Copy !req
217. Tidy. They'll be here in ten.Copy !req
218. - Hiya! Only me!
- They're just coming into Barry.Copy !req
219. Right! They'll be here in ten.Copy !req
220. Hiya, Ness!
How's the Dow Jones Iooking?Copy !req
221. I won't Iie to you, Bryn,
it's not good. FTSE's down an' all.Copy !req
222. - That doesn't sound good.
- I been on to my broker all mornin'.Copy !req
223. - Reckons another Black Monday's coming.
- Seriously?Copy !req
224. I dunno, Bryn,
but even a dead cat bounces.Copy !req
225. What you been up to?Copy !req
226. I've been updating the MySpace.Copy !req
227. I've got 17 friends now.Copy !req
228. I'm snowed under!Copy !req
229. It's ever such a lot of fun.Copy !req
230. Did you bring the pump?Copy !req
231. I knew I'd forgotten something!
I've left it in the car.Copy !req
232. Dermot, what's occurring?Copy !req
233. How much?Copy !req
234. OK.Copy !req
235. Oh, Gwen. It's 21 pence a share.Copy !req
236. - What d'you reckon?
- I dunno, love.Copy !req
237. Look,
why don't you wait till Tokyo opens?Copy !req
238. I hear you. .. Derm, I'm gonna hold off.Copy !req
239. I'll call you Iater.Copy !req
240. Genuine.Copy !req
241. Look who it is!Copy !req
242. - Hiya!
- Oh, look at you!Copy !req
243. You look very well. Very rested.Copy !req
244. All right, Bryn. How's it going?Copy !req
245. I am very good. Very well.Copy !req
246. - All right?
- How was your journey? All right?Copy !req
247. Yeah, yeah. It was good, yeah.Copy !req
248. Here he is.
Here's my Iodger, my roomy!Copy !req
249. How are you, Bryn? All right?Copy !req
250. Now, if it's all right with you, you're
on the sofa and I'll tell you for why.Copy !req
251. I've turned the second bedroom
into a gym, a work-out room.Copy !req
252. - But the sofa is ever so comfy.
- Yeah, that's fine.Copy !req
253. - D'you want to bring your bag in now?
- Yeah, OK. Cheers.Copy !req
254. Will you want an omelette,
either of you?Copy !req
255. - I'm all right, thanks, Gwen.
- I had a big breakfast.Copy !req
256. Well, look who it is!Copy !req
257. Hiya!Copy !req
258. - It's not the same without you, Stace.
- Aw, thanks, Dor!Copy !req
259. - Hiya, Doris.
- And look at this Iovely boy.Copy !req
260. Oh, isn't he Iovely? Come here, you.Copy !req
261. You've got a great face, Gavin.Copy !req
262. Gorgeous.Copy !req
263. And a great pair of Iips.Copy !req
264. Look at you!Copy !req
265. How's your Ieg?Copy !req
266. Oh, it's giving me terrible gyp,
and this hill don't help.Copy !req
267. You wanna get one of them
Iittle sit-on things.Copy !req
268. What, Shopmobility?
I won't have one, Gav.Copy !req
269. Maureen's got one,
she looks a right knob.Copy !req
270. - Any news, Ness?
- 21 pence a share.Copy !req
271. I'd sell, cut my losses, take the hit.
You're not waiting for Tokyo, are you?Copy !req
272. Yeah. They open in 40 minutes.
We should know within the hour.Copy !req
273. Well, you're a fool.
They'll be 16 pence before you know it.Copy !req
274. That's a risk I gotta take, Dor.Copy !req
275. We're having a fish supper Iater.
Fancy joining us?Copy !req
276. I would love that. Are you sure?Copy !req
277. Of course! You don't
want to sit in on your own!Copy !req
278. Hey, stop it, you!
You're a married man now!Copy !req
279. AIthough if you are interested
in that sort of thing, you know,Copy !req
280. I'm very open-minded.Copy !req
281. And discreet.Copy !req
282. OK?Copy !req
283. - Where am I standing now?
- It's the bus stop for Dave's Coaches.Copy !req
284. Yeah, and what happened here
on this very spot?Copy !req
285. I don't know.Copy !req
286. Right, when did I drive down to Barry,
and you got off a bus, and...Copy !req
287. - Remember?
- Oh, God!Copy !req
288. We said "I love you".Copy !req
289. - Yeah!
- And I said,Copy !req
290. "If you say it first,
I'll say it back."Copy !req
291. - No, that's what I said.
- Oh, yeah! Oh, that was so long ago.Copy !req
292. - It was only five months.
- Is that all? It feels like ages.Copy !req
293. Oh, thanks(!)Copy !req
294. No, I just mean
so much has changed.Copy !req
295. I don't Iive here any more.Copy !req
296. I never thought I'd move out of Barry,
that's all.Copy !req
297. I never thought I'd come back here.Copy !req
298. I only came down that first time
so I could shag you again.Copy !req
299. Gav!Copy !req
300. What time's your appointment?Copy !req
301. - 10.45.
- She's got her first scan tomorrow, Dor.Copy !req
302. - You're going through with it, then?
- Yeah.Copy !req
303. I think you're a fool.Copy !req
304. The worst thing that ever happened to me,
becoming a mother.Copy !req
305. We never connected.Copy !req
306. I kept waiting for that mother-daughter
bond. It never arrived.Copy !req
307. - She was horrible, wasn't she, Gwen?
- Who, your Moira?Copy !req
308. I was in school with her,
and I don't like to talk ill of people,Copy !req
309. but she was a nasty piece of work.Copy !req
310. She was the bane of my life.Copy !req
311. Some days I'd see her
and I'd be filled with hate.Copy !req
312. I'd just want to smother her.Copy !req
313. Fair play.Copy !req
314. They didn't have beef and onion,
so I got you a chicken and mushroom.Copy !req
315. Doris, do you want to sit at the table?Copy !req
316. No, I'm happy on my Iap.Copy !req
317. You were cod, Doris, yeah?Copy !req
318. That's me, love.
I'll have the smallest one you've got.Copy !req
319. Only us! The roomies.Copy !req
320. - The Men Behaving Badly!
- All right?Copy !req
321. Your three battered sausages,
and Ness's three battered sausages.Copy !req
322. - Now, Bryn, you were haddock?
- That's it!Copy !req
323. - Any salt and vinegar?
- No, I'm gonna wait for the curry sauce.Copy !req
324. Oh, what is it with the Welsh
and curry sauce? Do you have it?Copy !req
325. - No, it's rank.
- Worse than Northerners and gravy.Copy !req
326. - What is wrong with a dry chip?
- I can't eat chips without curry sauce.Copy !req
327. I mean, a bit of mayonnaise
or something, fair enough.Copy !req
328. But they're swimming in it.Copy !req
329. Are you sure you're gonna be
all right on Bryn's sofa?Copy !req
330. - You can have my bed.
- That's fine.Copy !req
331. - SIept in worse.
- In a wheelbarrow once!Copy !req
332. - What's wrong with your spare room?
- You won't have seen it!Copy !req
333. I've given it a complete overhaul,
haven't I?Copy !req
334. Oh, I'll say.Copy !req
335. Turned it into a gym.
A state-of-the-art fitness studio.Copy !req
336. - Smithy's had a go.
- Oh, Gav, it's incredible.Copy !req
337. I been doing them, you know, the...Copy !req
338. and, honestly, I can feel
the difference already. Seriously.Copy !req
339. You'll be hurting tomorrow, my boy,
but you have to work through it.Copy !req
340. You have to go through the barrier.Copy !req
341. I mean, I'm in better shape now
than I've ever been, aren't I, Gwen?Copy !req
342. Smithy, put your hand there.Copy !req
343. Gavin.Copy !req
344. Now, then.Copy !req
345. That's relaxed, all right?Copy !req
346. Wow!Copy !req
347. - Amazing.
- Do it again, do it again.Copy !req
348. No, no, no... Go on. Watch now.Copy !req
349. Relaxed...Copy !req
350. tense.Copy !req
351. Relaxed...Copy !req
352. tense.Copy !req
353. Soft... hard.Copy !req
354. And that is after one month.
What do you think, Gav?Copy !req
355. That's impressive.Copy !req
356. I need to do something like that.
I joined a gym. Fitness First.Copy !req
357. Three years I was a member.
Only went twice.Copy !req
358. Oh, my God! Doris is dead!Copy !req
359. Shit!Copy !req
360. No, she isn't, love,
she's just dropped off. Doris?Copy !req
361. Dor?Copy !req
362. Oh! Doris!Copy !req
363. - Oh! I dropped off, Gwen.
- Are you all right?Copy !req
364. Yes, I'm fine, love,
but I think my bed is calling.Copy !req
365. Gavin, will you help me to my door?Copy !req
366. I could do with a nice strong man
like you.Copy !req
367. Um...Copy !req
368. - Thanks, Gav.
- Oh, I've had a Iovely evening.Copy !req
369. - Thanks for the company.
- Stace, do you want to come?Copy !req
370. Why? It's only next door.Copy !req
371. Leave her be. Three's a crowd!Copy !req
372. - I'll see you tomorrow, Gwen.
- Night, all.Copy !req
373. - Night, Doris.
- See you!Copy !req
374. Come on, you!Copy !req
375. - See, this is when it hits me hardest.
- What?Copy !req
376. The not smoking.
This is when I'd normally have a fag.Copy !req
377. - But you're still eating.
- I know.Copy !req
378. Two sausages and two fags...Copy !req
379. then I come back for my third one.Copy !req
380. - Right, there you go!
- Thanks, Gav.Copy !req
381. Now, you sure you don't want
to come in for a coffee?Copy !req
382. Nah, I'd better get back.Copy !req
383. All right, love.
Well, you know where I am.Copy !req
384. I think it's stupid,
the four of us going.Copy !req
385. They're not a proper couple,Copy !req
386. so they're probably glad
of us being there. I know Nessa is.Copy !req
387. You only want to go to look at babies.Copy !req
388. Well, it is my godchild, Gavin.
I'm only taking an interest.Copy !req
389. She hasn't asked you to be godmother yet!Copy !req
390. She will!Copy !req
391. Shall I bring it up,
or do you want it at the table?Copy !req
392. I'll take it at the table, Gwen. Cheers.Copy !req
393. Is Smithy coming over?
Only he said he was.Copy !req
394. Yeah. Shall I go and get him?Copy !req
395. OK. Take the keys, if you like.Copy !req
396. - Wow! All right, Ness?
- Don't come too close, Gav.Copy !req
397. - My breath is rank.
- Nice.Copy !req
398. No, seriously. It reeks.Copy !req
399. How was the airbed, all right?Copy !req
400. D'you know what? It's Iush.Copy !req
401. I want Gav to get one,
but he thinks it's stupid.Copy !req
402. I can't, Bryn. I can't do it any more.Copy !req
403. - Yes, you can!
- I can't!Copy !req
404. No, I'm not like you,
I'm not strong enough!Copy !req
405. - Come on!
- No, I'm done. It's over.Copy !req
406. Now, you listen here,
and you listen good.Copy !req
407. Look at me. Smithy, look at me.Copy !req
408. What?Copy !req
409. All that's happened here
is you've hit a wall. Right?Copy !req
410. And I've been there, buddy.
Oh, yeah. Big time.Copy !req
411. I tried to jump over it.Copy !req
412. No way, too high.
I tried to go under it. Uh-uh.Copy !req
413. And you can't get around it.Copy !req
414. So what are you gonna do?Copy !req
415. You're gonna run right through it.Copy !req
416. Smash it!
What are you gonna do?Copy !req
417. - Smash it.
- I said, "What are you gonna do?"Copy !req
418. I'm gonna smash it.Copy !req
419. I can't hear you, Smithy!Copy !req
420. I'm gonna smash it, Bryn,
I'm gonna smash it!Copy !req
421. - All right! That's it! Come on!
- Yes! Come on!Copy !req
422. Go, Smithy!Copy !req
423. Smithy!Copy !req
424. - Smithy.
- Come on, Bryn!Copy !req
425. Smithy!Copy !req
426. Smithy!Copy !req
427. Sorry, Gav.Copy !req
428. Didn't see you there.
We were in the zone.Copy !req
429. - Gavlar, how's it going, all right?
- Yeah.Copy !req
430. Oh, man! Great session.Copy !req
431. Right. That's it. I'm done.Copy !req
432. No, no, no.Copy !req
433. You gotta warm down, buddy,
or you'll be stiff as a brick tomorrow.Copy !req
434. Come on, on your back, you.Copy !req
435. Give us a Ieg.Copy !req
436. That's it. That's it.Copy !req
437. Right...Copy !req
438. That's it. That's it.
Really relax into me.Copy !req
439. That's it. Push it a bit more.Copy !req
440. There.Copy !req
441. I'd better get that,
it might be Griff.Copy !req
442. Gav, can you take over for a minute?Copy !req
443. Er, sure.Copy !req
444. What you doin'?Copy !req
445. - Workin' out.
- Why've you got your top off?Copy !req
446. Well, Bryn said we'd get our clothes
all sweaty.Copy !req
447. - What's up?
- I dunno.Copy !req
448. It just seems weird,
you and my uncle-in-IawCopy !req
449. working out with your tops off,
rubbing each other.Copy !req
450. No, it's not like we're rubbing
each other. It's a warm-down.Copy !req
451. It was Griff. Wants to book
the cross-trainer for three.Copy !req
452. I tell you what, boys, this gym
is the talk of the street.Copy !req
453. I'm the new David Lloyd.Copy !req
454. Right, Gwen wants to know
if you're coming over for breakfast,Copy !req
455. cos we got to be
at the hospital by half ten.Copy !req
456. We've got breakfast sorted.
Spirulina!Copy !req
457. What the hell's that?Copy !req
458. PIankton, it is, Gav.Copy !req
459. Pure vegetable plankton.Copy !req
460. Full of vitamins and minerals.Copy !req
461. Cheers.Copy !req
462. - I love it.
- It's really nice.Copy !req
463. Mrs James, please? Ruth James?Copy !req
464. How long's this gonna take?
Y'know, the actual scan?Copy !req
465. - I dunno.
- What, no idea at all?Copy !req
466. No, Smithy.
I've not done this before either.Copy !req
467. All right. God!Copy !req
468. - Jenkins? Vanessa Jenkins?
- That's you!Copy !req
469. - Is that your second name?
- Yes.Copy !req
470. - See you in a bit.
- How ridiculous is this?Copy !req
471. She's having my child,
I don't even know her surname.Copy !req
472. I'll tell you what I like doin',
I like Iookin' at people, right,Copy !req
473. and guessing whether
it's gonna be a girl or a boy.Copy !req
474. But you'll never find out.Copy !req
475. Yeah, I know, so I just have
to guess the answers, an' all.Copy !req
476. So far I've got three right
and two wrong.Copy !req
477. Right. Sorry to keep you.Copy !req
478. My name's Sian
and you must be Mr Jenkins?Copy !req
479. No. We're not...Copy !req
480. - I'm Mr Smith.
- Oh, right.Copy !req
481. Well, who is married these days?Copy !req
482. - Yeah, but we're not...
- We're not a couple.Copy !req
483. Oh, so you're just friends,
giving her a bit of moral support?Copy !req
484. No, I wouldn't say we're friends,
would you?Copy !req
485. No, basically the whole thing - that -Copy !req
486. is just one big, massive mistake.Copy !req
487. OK. But you are the father?Copy !req
488. Yes.Copy !req
489. Right. Well, let's get on with it,
then, shall we?Copy !req
490. When d'you think we'll have a baby?Copy !req
491. Dunno. We got to get a house first.Copy !req
492. Yeah, once we've got a house,
and a dog...Copy !req
493. - We're not gettin' a dog, I told you.
- But why? They're Iush!Copy !req
494. They stink!Copy !req
495. - But we can definitely have babies?
- Yeah. Course!Copy !req
496. How many?Copy !req
497. Dunno.Copy !req
498. Two, three?Copy !req
499. Four, five, six?Copy !req
500. There it is! It's Iooking good,
nice healthy size.Copy !req
501. There you go!Copy !req
502. Makes it all seem real now,
doesn't it?Copy !req