1. We set a date.Copy !req
2. - Gavin and Stacey!
- Gavin and Stacey!Copy !req
3. Bryn, we are not to mention
the other engagements.Copy !req
4. - Stace will tell you when she's ready.
- I don't see the point of upsetting him.Copy !req
5. When I get married in six weeks' time,Copy !req
6. I want you standing there next to me...Copy !req
7. as my best man.Copy !req
8. Oh, Stace.Copy !req
9. - I'm in a right mess.
- What do you mean?Copy !req
10. - I'm late, aren't I?
- Are you sure?Copy !req
11. Yes, you know me - regular as clockwork.Copy !req
12. Whose is it then?Copy !req
13. So how many of you are goin'?Copy !req
14. I dunno... nine? Ten?
Smithy's organising it, isn't he?Copy !req
15. I'm so worried...
What if you meet someone else?Copy !req
16. How? Who? Anyway, what about you...Copy !req
17. You're all going out in Cardiff
dressed as schoolgirls!Copy !req
18. I know...Copy !req
19. Well, just tell me you're not gonna
have sex with a lapdancer.Copy !req
20. - What?
- Just say...Copy !req
21. 'I'm not gonna have sex with a lapdancer.'Copy !req
22. - I won't! I promise.
- Say it!Copy !req
23. I'm not gonna have sex with a lapdancer.Copy !req
24. Hi, Carol.Copy !req
25. - Who's Carol?
- Look...Copy !req
26. Would you feel better if I took my phone?Copy !req
27. I thought Smithy said no phones?Copy !req
28. - I know but if it'll make you feel better.
- Oh, thanks, babe.Copy !req
29. No worries.
And if it goes to voicemail,Copy !req
30. it's probably cos I'm having sex
with a lapdancer.Copy !req
31. I tell you what.Copy !req
32. I still can't get over last night.
You were phenomenal.Copy !req
33. Really? I was worried it might've
been too much for ya.Copy !req
34. - Oh, God, no.
- Well...Copy !req
35. you just play your cards right,
sweet cheeks,Copy !req
36. you never know what might happen tonight.Copy !req
37. Go on say it, now, quickly!Copy !req
38. - No!
- Go on!Copy !req
39. - No!
- Please, just whisper it!Copy !req
40. It's always been you...Copy !req
41. Camilla.Copy !req
42. Mum, you seen my wax?
What you doing?Copy !req
43. - Nothing!
- What's with the food?Copy !req
44. - We ain't sticking round.
- Gavin.Copy !req
45. You've got to line your stomachs.Copy !req
46. - Toga party, is it?
- What?Copy !req
47. Nah...Copy !req
48. Smithy'll be here in a minute,
keep him downstairs, will ya?Copy !req
49. Our little boy having his stag night, eh?Copy !req
50. Oh, I know.Copy !req
51. Oh, don't get me started.Copy !req
52. Why aren't you going?Copy !req
53. - It's not too late.
- Nah.Copy !req
54. I've had it with stags. I've only
just got over Chinese Alan's.Copy !req
55. Hey, he's getting married again.Copy !req
56. To that one that was in EastEnders.Copy !req
57. I know! Gita. So is he going tonight?Copy !req
58. Chinese Alan? Oh, yeah...Copy !req
59. There's him, Budgie, Luggy,Copy !req
60. Gary'n'Simon, Dirtbox, Fingers,Copy !req
61. Smithy, Swede and Jesus.Copy !req
62. - So is Andy not going?
- Oh, no, don't think so.Copy !req
63. Hiya boys!Copy !req
64. - Dirtbox! You're looking well.
- Not looking too bad yourself!Copy !req
65. - Hello, Pam, how ya doin'? You all right?
- Hiya, Dirtbox!Copy !req
66. There's plenty of beers so help yourselves,Copy !req
67. but please make sure you have
at least two sandwiches.Copy !req
68. Come here, you little minx.
Give me a hug!Copy !req
69. Get of me, you big brute!Copy !req
70. Jesus, look at them.
Cracking vol au vents, Pam.Copy !req
71. All right, boys?Copy !req
72. Get that on and get that drunk.Copy !req
73. - There's a cab pulling up!
- That'll be Chinese Alan. Chinese!Copy !req
74. - Chinese!
- Chinese!Copy !req
75. - Someone order a Chinese?
- Yeah!Copy !req
76. Cos I couldn't get no appointment,
could I?Copy !req
77. - Said it was for emergencies only.
- Well, when you gonna go then?Copy !req
78. Seeing him Tuesday, aren't I?Copy !req
79. Why don't we just buy a tester kit?
Get it over with.Copy !req
80. - They're 15 quid!
- Really?Copy !req
81. Well, I'll lend you the money.
Why don't we get one now from Morrisons?Copy !req
82. - Leave it, Stace.
- Imagine if you are. Would you keep it?Copy !req
83. - I said leave it.
- But what's Smithy gonna say?Copy !req
84. Are you gonna tell him?
Oh, can I be godmother?Copy !req
85. Look. I don't want to talk
about it no more.Copy !req
86. At the end of the day it's your night
and, if truth be told,Copy !req
87. all I want to do is go out,Copy !req
88. get shit-faced, and have a curry
or a fight down Caroline Street.Copy !req
89. - Oh, you're such a good friend.
- I know.Copy !req
90. Well, this is a joke, Smithy.Copy !req
91. - Yeah, making a man queue on his
stag night.Copy !req
92. - Yeah. - You should've seen him,
'I'm gonna give him the best night ever!Copy !req
93. 'You won't believe it!' It's gonna
be the night of the year, he said!Copy !req
94. How come I'm getting it in the neck?
Shouldn't we be taking the piss out of him?Copy !req
95. Look at the beard!Copy !req
96. - Off to work, ladies?
- Put your tongues back in, you pervs!Copy !req
97. - Did you see the state of that?
- Rotten.Copy !req
98. - She was all right.
- Smithy, man.Copy !req
99. You've got, like, no standards.
Like, zero standards.Copy !req
100. - How d'you mean?
- You'll go with anyone.Copy !req
101. I think you could be right, you know.Copy !req
102. I can't think of a single woman
I wouldn't let give me a little nosh.Copy !req
103. - Oh, man. He's serious.
- Go on. Name one. Any woman.Copy !req
104. - Ann Widdecombe.
- Why not?Copy !req
105. - All right, Nadia from Big Brother.
- Bring it on.Copy !req
106. But she's a bloke.Copy !req
107. Shut your eyes, great babylons,
who am I to quibble?Copy !req
108. - Janette Krankie!
- Yeah, Janette Krankie!Copy !req
109. Seriously, I would love to have
a go on Janette Krankie.Copy !req
110. Not in the uniform, as long
as she don't do the voice.Copy !req
111. You could both do it standing up!Copy !req
112. - No stag parties. Sorry.
- Oh, Jesus!Copy !req
113. Don't have a go at me!Copy !req
114. It's part of the stag experience.Copy !req
115. Hey, it's gonna be crackin'.Copy !req
116. There's a rugby tournament on tomorrow
and they're all out in town.Copy !req
117. Under 21s, the whole lot of them.Copy !req
118. - Erin's gone home.
- Aw, what?Copy !req
119. Oh, Stace, she was twatted.
She said sorry.Copy !req
120. - No, she didn't, she couldn't speak.
- Ah, fair play.Copy !req
121. - Is that her sick outside?
- Some of it's hers. And some of it's Sean's.Copy !req
122. - Who's Sean?
- The scrum half.Copy !req
123. She copped off with him.Copy !req
124. - He puked on her leg.
- She puked on his back.Copy !req
125. - Ah, it was hilarious.
- Right. Come on girls, down in one.Copy !req
126. - To Stacey!
- To Stacey!Copy !req
127. Right, my round.Copy !req
128. Same again?Copy !req
129. I'll have a pint... of wine.Copy !req
130. I really like your mate.
Is it Fingers?Copy !req
131. - Yeah, yeah. He's gay.
- He's gay.Copy !req
132. Very, very gay.Copy !req
133. - We've known each other for years.
- Best mates since we were four.Copy !req
134. Oh, sweet!Copy !req
135. So what is it you do then?Copy !req
136. - We're singers.
- Really?Copy !req
137. Yeah. He's Preston from
the Ordinary Boys.Copy !req
138. Oh, my God!Copy !req
139. - And he's the fat one in Glo.
- Who?Copy !req
140. Glo. They came second on the X Factor.Copy !req
141. - Shut up!
- He is! He's the fat one, look.Copy !req
142. Oh, yeah. You are!Copy !req
143. Hi, how's it goin'?
Nice to meet you.Copy !req
144. - See?
- So, what's with the T-shirts then?Copy !req
145. Well, Gavin is an ordinary boy's nameCopy !req
146. - and my band is the Ordinary Boys.
- So...Copy !req
147. - So, what you doing here then?
- Just out with the lads.Copy !req
148. Yeah. Chico, Eton Road
and little Ray are there.Copy !req
149. - No, they're not!
- Chico! Nah, he can't hear me.Copy !req
150. Oh, it's Gareth Gates...
I'll take it outside, he'll be ages.Copy !req
151. So... what d'you think of our
version of Bo-Rap?Copy !req
152. Some people say it's better than Queen.Copy !req
153. All right, love.Copy !req
154. Yeah, it's great! Smithy's on fire.Copy !req
155. You're not snogging any girls
or nothin', are you?Copy !req
156. No, baby, don't be stupid.Copy !req
157. - How's your night going?
- Aww. We're having a lovely time.Copy !req
158. Everyone's really shit-faced.Copy !req
159. Brilliant. Well, listen, you
enjoy yourself, OK?Copy !req
160. OK. Speak to you tomorrow.
Love you.Copy !req
161. Love you too.Copy !req
162. - Excuse me, are you Stacey West?
- Yeah.Copy !req
163. I'm PC Lovelength. And you,
young lady, are in big trouble.Copy !req
164. Oh, my God.Copy !req
165. Oh my God!Copy !req
166. No way!Copy !req
167. There's no way that's real.Copy !req
168. That is lush.Copy !req
169. - I can't eat this.
- I know. It's nasty, innit?Copy !req
170. No, it's beautiful.Copy !req
171. - It's just I can't believe it.
- What?Copy !req
172. Shut up.Copy !req
173. - How dare you...
- Smithy...Copy !req
174. - Stay out of it, Chinese Alan.
- What's wrong?Copy !req
175. I've had enough. You've gone.
You're someone else's.Copy !req
176. Ignore him. He's pissed.Copy !req
177. Best man. Best mates since
we were four. And now it's over.Copy !req
178. You're just drunk. We'll always
be mates, you know that.Copy !req
179. My dad hasn't seen his best man
for seven years.Copy !req
180. When him and my mum got divorced
he sent an e-mail, degrading.Copy !req
181. - He hasn't been round our house since 1991.
- Who? Your Uncle Keith?Copy !req
182. - That's the one.
- But he emigrated to Canada.Copy !req
183. Ah, look who's opened his mouth.Copy !req
184. You're always first with advice
aren't you, Jesus?Copy !req
185. No-one even wanted you here tonight,
I had to make that t-shirtCopy !req
186. last minute. - That's not true.
- It is true! I can't stand ya.Copy !req
187. And if Jesus wants me for a sunbeam,
he can shove it up his arse.Copy !req
188. - What have I done?
- I'm going home.Copy !req
189. I've made a fool of meself.Copy !req
190. - Smithy, come on.
- Shut up.Copy !req
191. - What you doin' with that?
- I'll have it tomorrow.Copy !req
192. Smithy. Nice one, Jesus.Copy !req
193. - What did I do? - Shut up!
- What did I... - Shut up!Copy !req
194. I just love him so much!Copy !req
195. And I know what you're all thinking.Copy !req
196. That it's all too quick and...Copy !req
197. this is sixth engagement.Copy !req
198. But it's so different with Gavin.Copy !req
199. It couldn't be less...
the same.Copy !req
200. And all those other times with, like...Copy !req
201. Leighton...Copy !req
202. and Kyle and...Copy !req
203. even Achmed.Copy !req
204. I was just a child.Copy !req
205. But now, I know what love is.Copy !req
206. It's Gav.Copy !req
207. Oh, Stace...Copy !req
208. Don't get me wrong but to be honest...Copy !req
209. At the end of the day,
when all's said and done...Copy !req
210. - D'you know what I mean?
- Yeah.Copy !req
211. Simple as.Copy !req
212. I always used to call you Craig
when you was a little boy!Copy !req
213. It doesn't feel right calling
a grown man Fingers.Copy !req
214. - I mean, where does that come from?
- Don't ask.Copy !req
215. Look at this, they reckon by the end of next year,
the congestion charge will go up to 12 quid.Copy !req
216. - 12 pound a day.
- Yeah? That's why I don't drive.Copy !req
217. You can't drive, you're still banned,
aren't you?Copy !req
218. Yeah, but if you remember rightly,Copy !req
219. first time I was banned I still
drove everywhere. But now,Copy !req
220. congestion charge, speed cameras.
I mean, it's criminal.Copy !req
221. You 'member Little Doug's stopped nicking
cars. Says it's not worth the hassle.Copy !req
222. - How is Dougie?
- Not great.Copy !req
223. They did the DNA test.Copy !req
224. Turns out it was his semen on the
dress, so it's not looking good.Copy !req
225. - Mornin'. You two still want a lift?
- Cheers. - If it's all right.Copy !req
226. Yeah, but I've got to be with Barry
by one. You OK to drive?Copy !req
227. - Have something more!
- I'm fine! I wasn't even that drunk.Copy !req
228. - Here. Take this sausage, go on.
- Take these with you.Copy !req
229. Give that to Gwen for the flowers, OK?Copy !req
230. And this one to Bryn.
It's for the magician.Copy !req
231. - What?
- Don't ask.Copy !req
232. - Thanks, Pam.
- Cheers, Pamela. - See ya.Copy !req
233. So I can't cook either
of you an omelette?Copy !req
234. Can't face it, Gwen.Copy !req
235. Eh, we had the police round
here this morning.Copy !req
236. - Did you?
- Yeah! PC Lovelength, his name was.Copy !req
237. - Wants his handcuffs back apparently.
- Oh, Mum.Copy !req
238. It was so funny, he squirted
cream all over his...Copy !req
239. - Only me!
- In here, Bryn! Tell me later.Copy !req
240. - Hiya!
- Hiya!Copy !req
241. - You two look rough!
- I feels it.Copy !req
242. On HTV Wales this morning
they said Cardiff townCopy !req
243. had been literally decimatedCopy !req
244. by a group of unruly schoolgirls.Copy !req
245. Joking, I am. It wasn't on the news.Copy !req
246. Although on the news there was a storyCopy !req
247. about some schoolgirls who actually
stabbed a teacher.Copy !req
248. Which I think is disgusting.Copy !req
249. - Cup of tea, Bryn?
- I won't actually, Gwen.Copy !req
250. I've just had a skinny, wet latte at Costas.Copy !req
251. I been to town, see.
Bought myself a suit.Copy !req
252. Why?Copy !req
253. I told you, you're wearing the same
as Gavin and the ushers!Copy !req
254. Tell it to the hand, girlfriend.Copy !req
255. Not for the wedding. For the stag!Copy !req
256. I mean, we've had the hen, the stag
must be just around the corner.Copy !req
257. I looked in the wardrobe and I thoughtCopy !req
258. there's nothing in here to keep up
with those young guns.Copy !req
259. Foreign, it is. Swish.
Cost an arm and a leg.Copy !req
260. But it's Gavin's stag and I think
he's worth it. So, when is it?Copy !req
261. What?Copy !req
262. Well, just tell him the truth.Copy !req
263. Babe, I'm not having another
stag tonight. I can't!Copy !req
264. Please, Gav. He'll be heartbroken.
He's bought a suit and everything.Copy !req
265. - Hiya, babe.
- Hiya.Copy !req
266. - Did you get through to Smithy?
- No, I'll try him in a minute.Copy !req
267. All right, Gav?Copy !req
268. Gavin, don't worry.Copy !req
269. She's explained everything and I think
your friends are a shower of shit!Copy !req
270. - I'm sorry you had to hear that.
- That's all right, Bryn.Copy !req
271. But it makes me so cross to think of thisCopy !req
272. smashing looking boy not getting
a proper stag do.Copy !req
273. It's OK. I didn't want one anyway.Copy !req
274. I won't believe a word of it. Now,Copy !req
275. I am picking you up at seven,Copy !req
276. we're going straight down the Dolphin
for a right good knees up.Copy !req
277. Me cockney sparra!Copy !req
278. Gav-lar.Copy !req
279. I feel rough.Copy !req
280. Kebab was nice though, wasn't it?Copy !req
281. I'm waiting for Lucy, she's got
a trampolining display.Copy !req
282. What?Copy !req
283. No! Just me, you and him?Copy !req
284. No, I ain't comin' to Wales.Copy !req
285. No chance.Copy !req
286. - He's on his way.
- Oh, well done.Copy !req
287. I'm sorry, Gav. But when Bryn gets
an idea in his head, that's it.Copy !req
288. We'll be OK. Might even be a laugh.Copy !req
289. I used to work down
the Dolphin, as it goes.Copy !req
290. If you see Carl, tell him I says, 'All right'.Copy !req
291. - I don't know who Carl is.
- He's got a tattoo that says, 'I'm Carl'.Copy !req
292. - On his chin.
- Look who it is!Copy !req
293. Hiya, Stace!Copy !req
294. All right, Jase?Copy !req
295. - How's it going, Ness?
- I won't lie to you, I've been better.Copy !req
296. - You still gay? - Yep.
- Crackin'.Copy !req
297. Jase, this is Gavin.
Gavin, this is my big brother Jason.Copy !req
298. Yeah. Nice to meet you Gavin,
heard loads about you.Copy !req
299. How come you're back so early?Copy !req
300. I was coming over anyway, for the
wedding, but I had a cancellation.Copy !req
301. So Jose said,
'Why don't you go back early?'Copy !req
302. And I thought, 'Yeah, you know, why not?'Copy !req
303. I'll go and spend time with my sister
before she takes the plunge.Copy !req
304. Oh, it's so nice to see you.Copy !req
305. I wish you'd told me you were coming.
I got nothing in! No beers,Copy !req
306. I got a few eggs, a bit of ham
and that's it.Copy !req
307. - Oooh, I could do an omelette!
- Ah, nothing changes.Copy !req
308. Have you tried this woman's
omelettes? Best in South Wales.Copy !req
309. - Yes I've had one or two.
- Only me!Copy !req
310. I forgot to say, I...Copy !req
311. Hi, Uncle Bryn.Copy !req
312. You're back then.Copy !req
313. Well, this is where
we're having the reception.Copy !req
314. And see these tables?
They get moved for the dance floor.Copy !req
315. What's your first dance?Copy !req
316. I want A Million Love Songs by Take That,
but Gav wants How Deep Is Your Love.Copy !req
317. - But the Take That version.
- Nice.Copy !req
318. And what about the food?Copy !req
319. Well, Gav's mam's vegetarian so we're having
these special little quiches made for her.Copy !req
320. Oh, look. Why don't you come in
the front room with everyone else?Copy !req
321. This has knocked the stuffing out
of me, Gwen. A real ton of bricks.Copy !req
322. He's here for ten days.Copy !req
323. Can't you at least try to be civil to
him for Gavin and Stacey's sake?Copy !req
324. You two got on good as gold
before that fishing trip!Copy !req
325. - I don't want to talk about it.
- But why, Bryn, why?Copy !req
326. - Don't!
- What happened out there? What went on?Copy !req
327. I can't say. You know I can't!Copy !req
328. Now, I will go in that front room and
I will be polite and I will be civil.Copy !req
329. But do not ask any more of me than that.Copy !req
330. And how many more have you
got coming for the evening...Copy !req
331. Jason, I think it's very
thoughtful of you toCopy !req
332. come back early to support
your sister and your mother.Copy !req
333. Thank you, Uncle Bryn.
I appreciate that.Copy !req
334. - And then for the cars, we got this.
- Nice! A Bentley.Copy !req
335. Yeah. We wanted a horse and carriage
but they'd totally run out of horses.Copy !req
336. - Really?
- Yeah. I was gutted.Copy !req
337. We're gonna need our own cab firm, there'll
be that many people wanting a drink.Copy !req
338. Hey, don't forget, I can get
four in the Picasso.Copy !req
339. - But Uncle Bryn...
- Doris will need a lift.Copy !req
340. And Aunty Peg will need taking to the door.Copy !req
341. - I've never been in a Bentley before.
- Hang on a minute...Copy !req
342. And me and the bridesmaids are going
in a stretched Mercedes.Copy !req
343. I've been practising the walk.
Right together,Copy !req
344. - left together and you go on my right,
don't you, Stace? - Look...Copy !req
345. It's on the right. Walking down the aisle,
it's terrifying. All those faces looking.Copy !req
346. Wait, I think there's been
a misunderstanding.Copy !req
347. Jason, I'm so sorry.
But you won't be giving me away.Copy !req
348. - Why not?
- Oh. Right.Copy !req
349. I know it's what you wanted.
But the thing is,Copy !req
350. since Dad died,Copy !req
351. well, I don't know how we'd have coped
if it wasn't for you, Uncle Bryn.Copy !req
352. And that's why I want you to give me away.Copy !req
353. As a thank you, really.
For all that you've done for us.Copy !req
354. And I think it's what Dad would've wanted.Copy !req
355. So will you? Give me away?Copy !req
356. I'd be honoured.Copy !req
357. Bit of a kick in the teeth
for you that, eh, Jase?Copy !req
358. - Cheers.
- Yeah, cheers.Copy !req
359. Here's to the big day.
And the big night.Copy !req
360. Shame Jason couldn't make it.Copy !req
361. What's the deal with you two? Stacey
said something about a fishing trip.Copy !req
362. There he is! Over here!Copy !req
363. All right?
All right, Bryn?Copy !req
364. Here he is, the best man.Copy !req
365. Now, let me say my piece
before we get started.Copy !req
366. You, young man, are a disgrace.Copy !req
367. What kind of best man doesn't
organise a stag for the groom?Copy !req
368. This poor chap, he's not known
where to turn because youCopy !req
369. have been filling his head with
nonsense about him not needing one.Copy !req
370. I shouldn't have to organise
all this tonight!Copy !req
371. I know. I'm out of order.Copy !req
372. Apology accepted.
We'll say nothing more about it.Copy !req
373. Now, stick these on. And I'll get you
a drink. What's your poison?Copy !req
374. Beer, cheers. Thanks.Copy !req
375. - What a shit hole!
- I'm sorry, mate.Copy !req
376. I've just seen a bloke with
a tattoo on his chin.Copy !req
377. - That'll be Carl.
- Hey! Get those antlers on you!Copy !req
378. Don't talk to me.Copy !req
379. So I've got to spend every
minute with them?Copy !req
380. Sharing a room and everything?
But no funny business?Copy !req
381. Yeah. It's difficult.
I'd marry Anneka Rice.Copy !req
382. Are we talking Pam St Clements
as herself or as Pat Butcher?Copy !req
383. - Pat Butcher.
- That changes everythingCopy !req
384. because I don't think
I could sleep with her.Copy !req
385. But, on the other hand, I don't think I
could spend a year with Davina McCall.Copy !req
386. - The thing is, he don't even have a dog!
- I don't even like them!Copy !req
387. Stop it! I can't take it!Copy !req
388. You know what, you remind
me of my friend, Roy.Copy !req
389. You get yourself in a pickle but
somehow you always wriggle out of it.Copy !req
390. Dead now, Roy. Killed himself.
Jumped off the top of Morrisons.Copy !req
391. - Who's for another drink?
- I'll get these.Copy !req
392. I'm having a whale of a time.Copy !req
393. I don't believe it. It's Achmed!Copy !req
394. ACHMEEEED!Copy !req
395. Bryn!Copy !req
396. I thought you'd moved to Swindon!Copy !req
397. I have. I'm back to see my mum,
she had her appendix out.Copy !req
398. What a treat.
Come on, come and join us.Copy !req
399. I'm meeting a friend, actually,
but I've got a few minutes.Copy !req
400. Smithy, another pint in.Copy !req
401. Gavin, this is Achmed. Achmed, Gavin.Copy !req
402. - All right, mate. Nice to meet you.
- All right?Copy !req
403. Gavin is Stacey's fiancee. They're getting
married exactly one week from today.Copy !req
404. Well, at least you set a date.Copy !req
405. - That's further than most, eh, Bryn?
- What d'you mean?Copy !req
406. Well, when we were engaged,
we never got that far.Copy !req
407. You were engaged to Stacey?
My Stacey?Copy !req
408. - Stacey West?
- Stacey West. Yeah.Copy !req
409. I was number four.
You must be, what, number six?Copy !req
410. Where's Smithy with those drinks?Copy !req
411. - How've you been, Achmed?
- Number six? What you on about?Copy !req
412. I was number four, no, let's see...Copy !req
413. - Who was first, Bryn? Was it Kyle?
- Here he is!Copy !req
414. - Let me help you with those.
- No, it was Hywel.Copy !req
415. That's right.
Then Kyle, Leighton, me, Cliff and now you.Copy !req
416. - Yeah, you're number six.
- She's been engaged five times?Copy !req
417. - What?
- Yeah. Didn't you know?Copy !req
418. No, I didn't know.Copy !req
419. Cos nobody told me!Copy !req
420. Don't think of it as some kind of
conspiracy. Cos it wasn't like that.Copy !req
421. It's just Stacey felt it was better
if we kept it from you.Copy !req
422. Hang on a minute. What's going on?Copy !req
423. I feel awful.
It was a long time ago.Copy !req
424. - Right, who are you?
- I don't care how long ago it was.Copy !req
425. She knows everything about me.Copy !req
426. - Where you going?
- I'll be back in a minute.Copy !req
427. Gav?Copy !req
428. Oh, hiya! Why didn't you
come round the back?Copy !req
429. Why didn't you tell me you'd
been engaged five times?Copy !req
430. - What?
- Why didn't you tell me?Copy !req
431. - Gavin!
- Yeah. Havin' a lovely night.Copy !req
432. - I've just had a drink with your ex fiancee!
- Oh, my God!Copy !req
433. How d'you think I feel, Stace?Copy !req
434. - Was it Clifford?
- No.Copy !req
435. - Leighton? - No.
- Hywell?Copy !req
436. - No, Achmed.
- But he's moved to Swindon!Copy !req
437. He's home to see his mum.
She's had her appendix out.Copy !req
438. - Well, don't stand there. Come in and talk.
- No, I ain't stopping.Copy !req
439. - Where you going?
- I dunno!Copy !req
440. I dunno anything, do I?
I don't know who you are.Copy !req
441. I'm meant to be marrying you
a week today, that's a joke!Copy !req
442. - Oh, come on, you're overreacting.
- Am I?Copy !req
443. I didn't tell you cos I knew it
would look worse than it was.Copy !req
444. I might have been engaged six times
but I've only been in love once.Copy !req
445. - And that's with you.
- How can I believe that?Copy !req
446. If you'd have told me at the start
I could've dealt with it.Copy !req
447. But now it just feels like...Copy !req
448. Y'know, we've been treating
it like this is the first timeCopy !req
449. for both of us. Really exciting and that.Copy !req
450. - But you've done it all before.
- No! - Five times!Copy !req
451. Five times, Stacey.Copy !req
452. And now I'm just doubting everything.Copy !req
453. - Maybe it is too soon, maybe Smithy's right.
- No, you're talking rubbish.Copy !req
454. I been thinkin' about it a few days,
maybe it is too quick.Copy !req
455. - No... - Maybe we should put the brakes
on, postpone the wedding.Copy !req
456. - Or just call it off!
- That's what you want, is it?Copy !req
457. Yeah! Maybe.Copy !req
458. You want to postpone our wedding
because of things that happenedCopy !req
459. before I even knew you?
Before we'd even met?Copy !req
460. - I love you so much. - I love you.
- But this...Copy !req
461. This is just ridiculous.Copy !req
462. - Gav!
- See ya.Copy !req
463. Gavin! Please don't go!Copy !req
464. Gavin!Copy !req