1. - Stacey, will you marry me?
- Yes!Copy !req
2. - Bryn, she's done it again!
- I know I've made mistakes, all right?Copy !req
3. I've got five engagement rings
upstairs to prove it.Copy !req
4. Get on the phone to your fiancee.Copy !req
5. Invite her and all her
family up this Saturday.Copy !req
6. We're going to have a nice do!Copy !req
7. Nessa, your back's covered in mud.Copy !req
8. I know. I fell over.Copy !req
9. Fell over.Copy !req
10. Of course they did!
Nessa told me they did!Copy !req
11. I know they did. But Smithy
still maintains he fell over.Copy !req
12. Thing is, she can't even stand him!
She says he's a prick.Copy !req
13. He says she's the worst example
of a woman he's ever come across.Copy !req
14. Literally.Copy !req
15. Oh, Gavin!Copy !req
16. So what time d'you think
you'll be here tomorrow?Copy !req
17. by nine so I reckon about midday.Copy !req
18. But try not to be later cos it starts at ten
and the good dresses will be gone.Copy !req
19. How do you know? Been to a lot
of wedding fares of ya?Copy !req
20. No, never been to one before.
Never in my life. Never ever. All right?Copy !req
21. All right. Calm down.Copy !req
22. Look, I've got to go.
I'll call you tonight. Love youCopy !req
23. Er... Gavin? Um...Copy !req
24. - ICB still owe us £400?
- Really?Copy !req
25. Yeah.Copy !req
26. That's kind of the reason I phoned.Copy !req
27. OK. I'll chase it
up to account.Copy !req
28. Get your arse in gear. It's been five weeks.
My boss thinks I'm doing you favours.Copy !req
29. Sexual favours!Copy !req
30. Actually, the last four payments
from ICB have all been late.Copy !req
31. Bit embarrassing, really.Copy !req
32. OK, chill out!Copy !req
33. You said we have to stay professional!Copy !req
34. Very well.Copy !req
35. Thank you for bringing the matter
to my attention Miss West.Copy !req
36. I shall deal with it immediately.Copy !req
37. I appreciate your co-operation
Mr Shipman. Goodbye.Copy !req
38. I love you!Copy !req
39. I love you too!Copy !req
40. Smithy?Copy !req
41. - Hello?
- What you doin'?Copy !req
42. Doing that bathroom.
Abbots Rd.Copy !req
43. - How's it going?
- Yeah, good. Just started tiling.Copy !req
44. SMITHY!Copy !req
45. Oh, God!
What you doing here?Copy !req
46. - On your lunch?
- It's six o'clock.Copy !req
47. What?Copy !req
48. S-h-I-t!Copy !req
49. I only shut my eyes for ten minutes.
That was at half-twelve!Copy !req
50. Nightmare!Copy !req
51. I should have this finished by five!Copy !req
52. Her niece and nephew are staying
for the weekend.Copy !req
53. - Right. You got to help me. Start tiling.
- I can't.Copy !req
54. Just slap 'em on. No need to be
perfect. She's partially sighted.Copy !req
55. - I got to talk to you.
- No time.Copy !req
56. - It's serious.
- We're going to have to talk and tile.Copy !req
57. OK.Copy !req
58. So, what is it? A problem down there?Copy !req
59. - Eh? The prostate.
- No!Copy !req
60. You can tell me. Look, honestly,
you can tell me anything.Copy !req
61. - I'll shut up. Go on.
- Look.Copy !req
62. Me, you, Gary and Simon,Copy !req
63. we've been mates since
first-year infants, right?Copy !req
64. Class of '83. Miss Hatfield.
Happy days.Copy !req
65. Anyway, we've all been
through a lot togetherCopy !req
66. and as much as I think
Gary and Simon are great,Copy !req
67. I always think of you as my best friend.Copy !req
68. And that's why when I will get
married in six weeks' time,Copy !req
69. I want you standing there next to me...Copy !req
70. as my best man.Copy !req
71. Hey, come on. It's supposed
to be good news!Copy !req
72. That a yes, then?Copy !req
73. I won't let you down, all right?
I'll get you to the church on time.Copy !req
74. I'll have the rings all ready. I'll do
a blindin' speech, right? Look at me.Copy !req
75. But most of all,Copy !req
76. I am going to give you the BEST stag
since Chinese Alan got married in '99.Copy !req
77. I know you will.Copy !req
78. - I'd better go.
- Why?Copy !req
79. Cos there's a really angry woman
standing in the doorway.Copy !req
80. Mrs Henry.Copy !req
81. You're probably wondering why I'm crying.Copy !req
82. And why your bathroom isn't finished.Copy !req
83. - This is Gavin.
- Hi.Copy !req
84. He's my oldest and dearest friend. AndCopy !req
85. he's just given me some devastating news.Copy !req
86. Regarding his prostate.Copy !req
87. Maybe that sort of thing.Copy !req
88. Yeah, maybe.Copy !req
89. - What's the matter?
- Nuthin'.Copy !req
90. Come on! Ness?Copy !req
91. I won't lie to you, this
don't sit well with me.Copy !req
92. What don't?Copy !req
93. Look. Are you sure you want me
to be your Maid of Honour?Copy !req
94. What you on about? Course I do!Copy !req
95. It's just...Copy !req
96. Well, 'member when Cara got married
and you and me were bridesmaids.Copy !req
97. And we walked down the aisle
and you went firstCopy !req
98. and everyone was turnin' and smilin'.Copy !req
99. and you looked really crackin'.
Proper, stunning like.Copy !req
100. And then I walks down,Copy !req
101. and I could see in people's eyes, they
were takin' the piss. Laughin' like.Copy !req
102. And not just cos I fell over.Copy !req
103. But because... I didn't look right.Copy !req
104. In fact, if truth be told,
I looked wrong.Copy !req
105. - Don't be daft.
- I did!Copy !req
106. I made a twat of myself.Copy !req
107. And I just think, you need someone
who looks more like a bridesmaid.Copy !req
108. Like who?Copy !req
109. I dunno. Someone like Cat Deeley.Copy !req
110. - But I don't know Cat Deeley!
- Kate Thornton, or that Leanne.Copy !req
111. - Leanne who?
- Battersby. From Corrie.Copy !req
112. No!Copy !req
113. Look...Copy !req
114. even if I did know those people,
I'd never choose them over you.Copy !req
115. You're my best friend, Nessa,Copy !req
116. and I want you stood beside
me on my wedding day.Copy !req
117. Cos without you there, I don't think
I could go through with it.Copy !req
118. Cheers.Copy !req
119. Now let's have a look at your 'tache.Copy !req
120. No.Copy !req
121. It's going to be a while yet.Copy !req
122. It's ten past nine!
This wedding fayre startsCopy !req
123. in an hour and we're not even
in the right country.Copy !req
124. We haven't even left yet.Copy !req
125. I know. He's not even here.
I don't know where he is.Copy !req
126. Well, if worst comes to worst,
we'll have to meet you there.Copy !req
127. Yeah. OK. See ya.Copy !req
128. Mick? You want your own towel
or are you happy to share mine?Copy !req
129. I would like my own but, frankly,
I'll share your underwearCopy !req
130. if it'll get you in the car any quicker.
It's eleven minutes past nine!Copy !req
131. Smithy ain't here. Why are you
getting on at us?Copy !req
132. I'm ringing him.Copy !req
133. It'll go to voicemail.
I've already tried him.Copy !req
134. Smithy, you lump of lard, if you're not
here in two minutes, we'll go without ya.Copy !req
135. - Mick, sign this card for Gwen.
- What card?Copy !req
136. It's to say thanks for having us.Copy !req
137. 'To a special friend'!
You've only met her once.Copy !req
138. She's family!Copy !req
139. You and me are going to fall out today!Copy !req
140. Here he is!
Where have you been?Copy !req
141. Sorry, Mick. I got to jump in the shower.Copy !req
142. No, you're not!
We don't have time.Copy !req
143. I been tiling since five.Copy !req
144. - You finished that job?
- Yeah, eventually. She's notCopy !req
145. - as partially-sighted as I thought!
- Hi, Smithy!Copy !req
146. All right? I got to go inside
and need a wash.Copy !req
147. - We haven't got the time, darlin'!
- But I got to get changed.Copy !req
148. I ain't going like this!Copy !req
149. Fine!Copy !req
150. Oh, for the love of Mike!Copy !req
151. - Seen anything you like there, Pammy, eh?
- Oh, stop it!Copy !req
152. - Get in that car, for goodness sake.
- All right, give me a minute, crikey.Copy !req
153. Come on.Copy !req
154. All right, Michael. Go, go, go.Copy !req
155. Thing is, Gwen, at the end of the day,
I don't really think I'm the marryin' kind.Copy !req
156. - There's someone out there for everyone.
- You say that.Copy !req
157. I went round the world three times
when I was workin' the ships,Copy !req
158. met all manner of men.Copy !req
159. There was only Paulo,Copy !req
160. young lad from Peru, I ever thought
could've been the one for me.Copy !req
161. I often wonder what he's doing now.Copy !req
162. I thought I saw him once,
down Barry magistrates.Copy !req
163. I didn't.Copy !req
164. It weren't him.Copy !req
165. Only me! The shopper!Copy !req
166. Mr Moneybags... Hiya, Nessa.Copy !req
167. - Bryn.
- Cup of tea?Copy !req
168. I'd love one. But I'm desperate
for the loo first.Copy !req
169. Hang on a minute!Copy !req
170. I must have walked into the wrong house.Copy !req
171. Cos I can see a young girl who
looks very much like my nieceCopy !req
172. except she's doing housework.Copy !req
173. Which I know for a fact my niece is allergic to.Copy !req
174. - Hello, I'm Bryn.
- Hiya.Copy !req
175. You are comin' to this weddin'
fayre, aren't you?Copy !req
176. I can't wait!
I was so excited last night.Copy !req
177. I didn't get to sleep till half-past ten!Copy !req
178. - Something beginning with 'R'.
- Road.Copy !req
179. Oh! How d'you always get it so quick?Copy !req
180. All right, I got a better game.Copy !req
181. Not 'Cruise Marry Shag'.Copy !req
182. - You cannot play that with my parents.
- Ignore him. What are the rules?Copy !req
183. - Right. Mick, you can go first.
- All right. Go on.Copy !req
184. - Oh, for goodness sake!
- OK, I'll give you three people.Copy !req
185. One of them you have to marryCopy !req
186. and have kids with and a dog and a family
estate car and all that, you know,Copy !req
187. forever, one you go on
a cruise ship around the worldCopy !req
188. spending every minute of every day
with them but you DO NOTCopy !req
189. - have to sleep with them.
- I knew it was going to be blue!Copy !req
190. And the other one you have
to have a long, hard, brutal...Copy !req
191. No! It does not have to be
brutal or long or hard.Copy !req
192. - You just have to, you know...
- Shag 'em.Copy !req
193. Right, OK.
Michael, here are your three.Copy !req
194. OK,Copy !req
195. - Sharon Osbourne.
- Ooh! You quite like her!Copy !req
196. - Don't look at me!
- Sharon Osbourne, Anne RobinsonCopy !req
197. - and...
- That little Jimmy Krankie!Copy !req
198. Yeah, that's the spirit!Copy !req
199. Oh, I dunno, um ...Copy !req
200. I'd go round the world with, er...Copy !req
201. Oh, it's so difficult.Copy !req
202. Right. I'd have to go round the
world with Bernard Manning.Copy !req
203. - Good call. Think of the jokes!
- Bernard Manning?Copy !req
204. I'd marry Loyd Grossman
cos I like his sauces.Copy !req
205. - I'd do the same!
- His voice would do my head in.Copy !req
206. That leaves the one-night-stand with...Copy !req
207. Frank Bruno. Yes.Copy !req
208. I'd be more than happy
to do it with Frank Bruno.Copy !req
209. Quicker you say it, quicker
it'll be over. Go on.Copy !req
210. So I'd have to shag Pauline Fowler,
wouldn't I? Can we stop now?Copy !req
211. This is my idea of heaven!Copy !req
212. Right, everyone.Copy !req
213. There are just six weeks
till we get married.Copy !req
214. If we're smart, we can get the majority
of the stuff we need today.Copy !req
215. It's all in this room.
We just got to find it.Copy !req
216. Follow me, ladies.
Good luck, boys.Copy !req
217. What a girl!Copy !req
218. Will your boy be coming to the wedding?
What's his name again?Copy !req
219. Jason? Yes, he's coming over.Copy !req
220. - He lives in Spain, he does.
- Is he married?Copy !req
221. - No. He's gay.
- Really?Copy !req
222. D'you know...Copy !req
223. I said to Mick if we'd have
had another son,Copy !req
224. I'd have loved him to be a homosexual.Copy !req
225. You know, for fashion advice
and emotional support.Copy !req
226. Jason's good as gold like that.Copy !req
227. I miss him terribly, I do.Copy !req
228. He lights up a room.Copy !req
229. Like a little Will Young.Copy !req
230. Right. You ready?Copy !req
231. I know it's white, right?Copy !req
232. But who can honestly say, hand on heart,
they're a virgin these days?Copy !req
233. Fascinating.Copy !req
234. Absolutely fascinating!Copy !req
235. You like that?Copy !req
236. Try this... Pick a card.Copy !req
237. Okey-dokey.Copy !req
238. Look at it.Copy !req
239. Remember it.Copy !req
240. Put it back.Copy !req
241. Is that your card?Copy !req
242. Yes!Copy !req
243. I want to say no, I really do.
But it is my card... Mick!Copy !req
244. Mick?Copy !req
245. Oh, he'd love this.Copy !req
246. What the heck.Copy !req
247. Are you free on the 6th of April?Copy !req
248. - Yeah.
- Can I book you?Copy !req
249. - Yeah.
- Wonderful!Copy !req
250. What other tricks can you do?Copy !req
251. Look at the interior on that, Dad.Copy !req
252. They don't make cars like this any more.Copy !req
253. You'd look the business in it.Copy !req
254. No. I can't. She wants
a horse and carriage.Copy !req
255. - Why? I've never seen the appeal myself.
- Me neither.Copy !req
256. Well, why do it, then?Copy !req
257. I mean, who wants to see a horse
havin' a crap outside the churchCopy !req
258. when you're stood there
in all your finery?Copy !req
259. But she's got her heart set on it.Copy !req
260. Well, what would you prefer?Copy !req
261. - I want to go in the Bentley, obviously.
- So just tell her they've run out of horses.Copy !req
262. But... Listen.Copy !req
263. I lie to your mother on average
seven times a day.Copy !req
264. They're not just little white lies either.Copy !req
265. Some of them are pr-etty, pr-etty black.Copy !req
266. - No, Pam. I'm getting this.
- Oh, let's not start all that again.Copy !req
267. You and Mick are footing the bill.
I can never thank you enough for that.Copy !req
268. But please... let me buy
my daughter's dress.Copy !req
269. I understand. I'll put my purse away.Copy !req
270. Oh! Pam!Copy !req
271. You're still payin' for my dress,
all right?Copy !req
272. I can saw the bride in half.Copy !req
273. I can saw the groom in half.Copy !req
274. I can saw the best man in half.Copy !req
275. Will you saw me in half?Copy !req
276. What relationship are you?Copy !req
277. - I'm the bride's uncle!
- No.Copy !req
278. But! Hang on.Copy !req
279. Her father... my brother...
is dead, y'see?Copy !req
280. All right.Copy !req
281. Well, that does change things.Copy !req
282. You're in Stag City now.
This one's on me.Copy !req
283. - Lager.
- Cheers.Copy !req
284. I like drinking lager.Copy !req
285. My name's Chris but you
can call me Jammy.Copy !req
286. - Smithy.
- Like it, I like that name a lot.Copy !req
287. - Groom or best man?
- Best man.Copy !req
288. Right. First things first. Well done.Copy !req
289. It takes a lot of guts for a guy like
you to come to a wedding fayre.Copy !req
290. But you found us and this
is where our journey begins.Copy !req
291. You love your mate more than life itself?Copy !req
292. You want to give him the best send-off you canCopy !req
293. before he ruins the rest
of his life. Am I right?Copy !req
294. - Yeah.
- I'm right, yeah?Copy !req
295. - I thought I was right.
- Yeah.Copy !req
296. - I'm right. - Yeah.
- High five.Copy !req
297. You know what? Forget that!
Big tens.Copy !req
298. I know what you want.Copy !req
299. I know what you want better than you do.Copy !req
300. Nutter? Lights.Copy !req
301. Nutter. He's all right Nutter.Copy !req
302. One word.Copy !req
303. Two words.Copy !req
304. One more word.Copy !req
305. Nutter?Copy !req
306. Lights.Copy !req
307. Right. Any questions?Copy !req
308. No.Copy !req
309. Now the last two times
you were getting married,Copy !req
310. I remember you wanted
something like this.Copy !req
311. - Is that still the case?
- Yeah.Copy !req
312. But, um, if you sees him,
like, my fiance,Copy !req
313. don't mention about the others cos he don't
know and I think it's better not to tell him.Copy !req
314. Mum's the word.Copy !req
315. Oh, luv.Copy !req
316. I'll take all of this, all right?
But I don't need another whip.Copy !req
317. Oh, Ness.
You look fabulous.Copy !req
318. I know. I feel it.Copy !req
319. I am bushed!Copy !req
320. Whacked. I am absolutely whacked.Copy !req
321. Come on you lot!
I'm all wedding-ed out.Copy !req
322. - Mum, see what I got.
- What is it?Copy !req
323. I'm not showing you!Copy !req
324. Right, so we start in Amsterdam.
Bit of that...Copy !req
325. Third day, travel to Prague, some of that.Copy !req
326. Four days later we start the flight home.
But... This is the best bit!Copy !req
327. We do a tandem parachute jump landing
in a beer refinery in Hamburg.Copy !req
328. £700 including the lap-dance limo
and the last night.Copy !req
329. I'm getting married in six weeks.
I can't go away for nine days!Copy !req
330. I thought you'd say that. I completely
understand that the six-day option,Copy !req
331. - We miss out Amsterdam.
- No! Six days is still too long!Copy !req
332. - Yeah, but Jammy says.
- Who's Jammy?Copy !req
333. He's the guy who's organising the stag!
He's coming too!Copy !req
334. - Who's paying for him?
- We are! That's a beauty of it!Copy !req
335. He knows Prague better than anyone.
He's slept with over 48 prostitutes!Copy !req
336. - Lovely! Invite him to the wedding.
- You serious?Copy !req
337. No! It's a night-out in town and that's it.Copy !req
338. Russell Hobbs kettle and toaster combi.
Put one of them down.Copy !req
339. We have always had Russell Hobbs.
You can't go wrong with him.Copy !req
340. And that Brabantia bin is £55.
Is that too much?Copy !req
341. - Mm, maybe.
- If no-one gets it, no-one gets it!Copy !req
342. - I already knows what I'm gettin' you.
- What?Copy !req
343. Tattoo.Copy !req
344. I'm havin' your name and Gav's
all down one arm in Arabic.Copy !req
345. Smithy, here we are.
Why don't you sit here?Copy !req
346. No, I'm going to phone the missus.Copy !req
347. Everyone OK with chilli?Copy !req
348. - Oh, yes, yes.
- Yes, yes, thank you, Gwen.Copy !req
349. Don't worry, Pam. I've done you
a lovely cauliflower cheese.Copy !req
350. Only I haven't put no cheese in it, cos
I wasn't sure if you ate dairy or not.Copy !req
351. So it's basically cauliflower.
With a bit of onion.Copy !req
352. Oh, thanks, Gwen!Copy !req
353. Isn't that lovely, Pam? Gwen's catered
to your vegetarian needs so well!Copy !req
354. Yes! Of course, but what
you won't know, Gwen,Copy !req
355. is that Mick has also turned
vegetarian now.Copy !req
356. - In order to support me.
- No, I haven't.Copy !req
357. - Yes, you have!
- No, I haven't.Copy !req
358. I have no idea what you're talking about.Copy !req
359. I'm going to be eating Gwen's
delicious chilli.Copy !req
360. She's at Venture Scouts.Copy !req
361. I tell you what I want.Copy !req
362. Can we get a George Foreman Lean Mean
Fat Reducing Grilling Machine £19.99?Copy !req
363. - Yeah, go on.
- I got one of those!Copy !req
364. I grill everything!Copy !req
365. Lean Mean Bryn they should call me.Copy !req
366. Right. It's all out on the table,Copy !req
367. - so help yourselves to rice and whatnot.
- Oh, thanks, Gwen.Copy !req
368. - You could have to smack on me some meat.
- How?Copy !req
369. - Put it in your pocket.
- Chilli con came? Are you insane?Copy !req
370. No! I'm hungry!Copy !req
371. Mmm. Smells lovely, Gwen!Copy !req
372. All right?Copy !req
373. Yeah.Copy !req
374. Look. About the other week...Copy !req
375. Oh, sorry, guys.Copy !req
376. Took a bit longer than I thought.Copy !req
377. Why? We never had to go.Copy !req
378. We turned up. I gave him 20 quid.
We did the deed and got out of there.Copy !req
379. - Oh, how romantic.Copy !req
380. I think you might be very
pleasantly surprised.Copy !req
381. - It's a joke. An absolute joke.
- Gavin!Copy !req
382. - Now let's not start arguing!
- What's going on?Copy !req
383. - Well, I ain't telling him.
- Tell me what?Copy !req
384. Nothin' to do with me!
I'm on his side. You can tell him.Copy !req
385. We have to go to church tomorrow.Copy !req
386. The place where we're getting married.
We got to get the banns read.Copy !req
387. So?Copy !req
388. I said we'd all go.Copy !req
389. - So?
- Including you.Copy !req
390. What?Copy !req
391. What a lovely hymn that was!Copy !req
392. And I tell you what, if Simon Cowell
was here today,Copy !req
393. I'm sure he'd be signing a lot of
you guys up for the Pop Factor.Copy !req
394. Right.Copy !req
395. Who here...Copy !req
396. likes sandwiches?Copy !req
397. I know I do. I love sandwiches.Copy !req
398. For lunch, or an afternoon snack.Copy !req
399. You've got your bread, and a bit
of butter or maybe mayonnaiseCopy !req
400. and then you've got your filling.Copy !req
401. And in a way, that's a bit like God.Copy !req
402. Because we've all got a different
relationship with God,Copy !req
403. just like we've all got a different
relationship with sandwiches.Copy !req
404. For instance, my favourite sandwich
is ham and egg!Copy !req
405. And I got to thinking, 'I wonderCopy !req
406. what my congregation's favourite
sandwich is?' Doris?Copy !req
407. Stand up and tell us
your favourite sandwich.Copy !req
408. I likes a tuna, Father Chris!Copy !req
409. - I won't lie to you.
- Tuna!Copy !req
410. Dick! Dick Powell. How about you?Copy !req
411. Right, that's, er,Copy !req
412. that's chicken and Glamorgan sausage.Copy !req
413. Odd choice. But it's your choice.Copy !req
414. Bryn! How about you?Copy !req
415. I know it's boring, but I just like cheese!Copy !req
416. - There it is!
- Thanks, Bryn.Copy !req
417. Now,Copy !req
418. Bryn is here today with some visitors,
some very important visitors from London,Copy !req
419. because Stacey West, Gwen's daughter...
Stand up for us, Stacey.Copy !req
420. In six weeks' time, here in St Nicholas's,Copy !req
421. is marrying a certain Mr.Copy !req
422. Gavin Shipman. Come on, Gavin.
Stand up for us.Copy !req
423. You're right, Bryn, he is
a smashing-looking lad.Copy !req
424. The happy couple!Copy !req
425. Stay on your feet, Gavin!
Don't sit down.Copy !req
426. Out of interest,Copy !req
427. what does a young London boy
like between his bread?Copy !req
428. - What?
- In your sandwich?Copy !req
429. - I dunno.
- Oh, you must know! Come on.Copy !req
430. What's your favourite sandwich?Copy !req
431. Er... tuna?Copy !req
432. - But we've had tuna. Something else!
- Just say anything!Copy !req
433. - But why can't I have tuna as well?
- Don't look at her.Copy !req
434. - I really can't think!
- Jesus! How hard is it?Copy !req
435. - I just don't see the point!
- You don't see the point!Copy !req
436. You don't see the point, but I'll tell you
the point, you jumped-up little...Copy !req
437. The point is that the bread is the Holy
Spirit, the mayonnaise/butter is the Father,Copy !req
438. and the filling is the Son! We all like
different fillings but ultimatelyCopy !req
439. the bread remains a constant just like God!
But forget it! You've ruined it!Copy !req
440. NOW SIT DOWN!Copy !req
441. Stupid Cockneys.Copy !req
442. Right. Let us pray!
Our Father...Copy !req
443. Well, that was eventful.Copy !req
444. Is he often like that?Copy !req
445. He's good as gold normally. When he
mixes with people, he can't cope,Copy !req
446. which is a shame for a man of the cloth.Copy !req
447. All the best, Bryn.Copy !req
448. See you, my darling. Gwen.Copy !req
449. - Nessa!
- Lovely to see you. Take it easy.Copy !req
450. Give them a wave now.Copy !req
451. That's it.Copy !req
452. I miss him so much.Copy !req
453. Right. You coming back?Copy !req
454. - No, I'm going home.
- You never go home. What's up?Copy !req
455. Oh, Stace.Copy !req
456. - I think I'm in a right mess.
- What d'you mean?Copy !req
457. I'm late, aren't I?Copy !req
458. - What, 'late' late?
- Four days.Copy !req
459. - Are you sure?
- You know me, regular as clockwork.Copy !req
460. Every fourth Wednesday since I was nine.Copy !req
461. - What does Dave say?
- It's not Dave's.Copy !req
462. - Not that Daniel Owen's?
- No! He's been done.Copy !req
463. - So is it Leggo's?
- Look.Copy !req
464. It's not Leggo's, it's not Daniel's,
it's not Dave's,Copy !req
465. - it's not the bloke from the key cutters.
- So whose is it, then?Copy !req
466. Easy, easy. I'd go round the world
with Michelle McManus,Copy !req
467. I'd marry Sonia from EastEnders and I'd
have a right good go on Julie Goodyear!Copy !req