1. So, to recap,Copy !req
2. I'm in love wiht my flatmate,
but I never get a second alone with her.Copy !req
3. That's not her.
Actually, who is that?Copy !req
4. 'Morning.Copy !req
5. I was feeling down about Abby,Copy !req
6. the girl of my dreams
having a boyfriend.Copy !req
7. So I went out, got drunkCopy !req
8. and had sex with a stranger.Copy !req
9. I don't know why.
I don't feel any better.Copy !req
10. Listen, I really got to dash but,Copy !req
11. I had a really good time, last night.
We should do it again some time.Copy !req
12. What is your number?Copy !req
13. Listen,Copy !req
14. I don't think
I should give you my number.Copy !req
15. Why?Copy !req
16. 5 Bad reasons
for not seeing someone againCopy !req
17. I don't think I should give you
my number because, you were shit in bed.Copy !req
18. I work for the government,
so I can't have relationships.Copy !req
19. Get out, quick.Copy !req
20. My number's cursed
if you call it, you'll die.Copy !req
21. Because I'm gay.
I mean, I wasn't before,Copy !req
22. but after last nightCopy !req
23. definitively a gay man now.Copy !req
24. Because, I'm in love with someone else.Copy !req
25. You're in love with someone else?Copy !req
26. Sometimes the truth
is the best option.Copy !req
27. Do you always cheat on your girlfriend?Copy !req
28. She's not my girlfriend.Copy !req
29. - But, you're in love?
- Yeah.Copy !req
30. I've been trying to get her
to fall for me for weeks.Copy !req
31. God, I know all about that one.Copy !req
32. My roommate confessed to be madly
in love with me the other week.Copy !req
33. - Did he?
- She.Copy !req
34. She?Copy !req
35. I probably shouldn't have kissed her
that night.Copy !req
36. I just go a bit mental when I'm drunk.Copy !req
37. Maybe, you should take my number.Copy !req
38. I can pop around next week,
with a bottle of absintheCopy !req
39. or Samuel Bucka.Copy !req
40. - That'd be fun.
- Yes, it would.Copy !req
41. When you leave, would you mind
popping a sheet over your head?Copy !req
42. La Dickeads Team présente...Copy !req
43. VO : DeXCopy !req
44. Synchro : mpm et SilverArrowCopy !req
45. Episode 2 Saison 1Copy !req
46. The Young OnesCopy !req
47. How Not To Live Your LifeCopy !req
48. Every morning, since I moved
in my dead Nan's house,Copy !req
49. I wake up to find Eddy in the kitchen.Copy !req
50. That's him, there, look.Copy !req
51. He was my nan's carer,
but he still turns out to do errands,Copy !req
52. even though she's dead.Copy !req
53. Donald Danbury,
wants he a little drinklet?Copy !req
54. Coffee, tea, tisane?Copy !req
55. He's weird. I mean, what sort of human
like doing things for other people?Copy !req
56. So, drinklet?Copy !req
57. Why do you keep adding "let"
on the ends of words?Copy !req
58. It's just a thing I do.Copy !req
59. Well, just stop it.
It's annoying me.Copy !req
60. Don't you like to have fun
with words, sometimes?Copy !req
61. What do you call an omelette?
An omelettelet?Copy !req
62. Is this your way of asking me
if I make you breakfast?Copy !req
63. One omelettelet, on its way.Copy !req
64. It's nice and quiet today, isn't it?Copy !req
65. - Glad cockface ain't here.
- Who?Copy !req
66. Cockface.Copy !req
67. You know, Abby's boyfriend, Karl.Copy !req
68. - What do you call?
- Feeling a bit stupid?Copy !req
69. Why?Copy !req
70. The cockface thing?
No, it's just a friendly nickname.Copy !req
71. Like gibbon tits, or vagina eyes or...Copy !req
72. twat.Copy !req
73. It's just, you know, something I do.Copy !req
74. So,Copy !req
75. you're here,Copy !req
76. again.Copy !req
77. Abby never wants to come over to mine.
So whenever I want to see her, I have toCopy !req
78. come here.Copy !req
79. Well, I have the perfect solution.Copy !req
80. What?Copy !req
81. Dump her.Copy !req
82. That way, you don't have to come here.Copy !req
83. And then everyone
and I mean everyone's a winner.Copy !req
84. Brat?
I don't know what she sees in you.Copy !req
85. What she sees in me? Why, is she...Copy !req
86. - She said something about me?
- Anyway, I'll be away this week-end.Copy !req
87. So you'll have the place to yourselves.Copy !req
88. - Ourselves?
- Yeah, you and your boyfriend.Copy !req
89. He is not my boyfriend.Copy !req
90. There you go sexy pants.Copy !req
91. He has never said that before.Copy !req
92. 3 Times Eddie has said that beforeCopy !req
93. There you go, sexy pants.Copy !req
94. There you go, sexy pants.Copy !req
95. There you go, sexy pants.Copy !req
96. Right, are you nearly ready?Copy !req
97. - That look tasty.
- You want some?Copy !req
98. No I'm fine. Thanks.
No, go on. It's amazing!Copy !req
99. You see? The perfect couple.Copy !req
100. Me and Abby. Not him.Copy !req
101. Babe, can I have a word?Copy !req
102. Look, I can't keep coming over here.
It's him, I just gonna bite him.Copy !req
103. Let's not talk about this right now,
thank you.Copy !req
104. Are you sure you're okay with coming.
Of course, I can't wait.Copy !req
105. What are you planing?Copy !req
106. We're taking my kids away
for the week-end.Copy !req
107. You've got kids? You never said!Copy !req
108. - The kids I teach at school.
- God, you're useless Donald.Copy !req
109. Promise me that you're not gonna be
on your mobile phoneCopy !req
110. - the all time over there.
- I promise.Copy !req
111. Look, they don't need me
at the conference today.Copy !req
112. You know, I ran it passed Suzy
last night.Copy !req
113. - What? You're going as well?
- He's a life saver.Copy !req
114. There's a horrible dicky tummy bug
going around the school.Copy !req
115. All of the teachers
are dropping like flies.Copy !req
116. - And they'll have to cancel the trip.
- Abby happens to think that menCopy !req
117. who are good with kids are sexy.
Don't you babe?Copy !req
118. Really?Copy !req
119. Well, a little bit, yeah.Copy !req
120. I'm just gonna go.Copy !req
121. - You have everything that you need?
- Yeah, I've got 3 pairs of pants,Copy !req
122. and I brought my trunks.Copy !req
123. Once we hit the road,
I'm turning it off. I promise.Copy !req
124. Karl Menford speaking.Copy !req
125. - Hello, it's Suzy.
- Hi, Suzy.Copy !req
126. God, you sound awful.Copy !req
127. What? You got a dicky tummy bug.Copy !req
128. - What?
- Sorry, yes.Copy !req
129. But I thought you said it would be OK.
It'll be fine.Copy !req
130. Sorry to break it to you.Copy !req
131. I'm afraid you're going to have to come
to the conference.Copy !req
132. There's no way out of it. Hang on.Copy !req
133. Get lost.Copy !req
134. Also, your dad saidCopy !req
135. that if you don't come,
he'd bite your balls off.Copy !req
136. - He said that?
- Sorry, yes.Copy !req
137. Right, yep, yep, okay. Bye.Copy !req
138. - What's going down?
- Darling?Copy !req
139. Great. We're supposed
to be leaving in an hour.Copy !req
140. How am I gonna find
somebody else to comeCopy !req
141. It turns out they do need me there
today, I have to.Copy !req
142. Apparently my dad said
he'd bite my balls off.Copy !req
143. - If I didn't show.
- I'll come.Copy !req
144. I don't think so.
Abby needs a responsible adult.Copy !req
145. Oh, you.Copy !req
146. But it's looking after kids.Copy !req
147. I love kids.Copy !req
148. - Really?
- Yeah. Kids.Copy !req
149. I just love their innocence.
Their thick little minds.Copy !req
150. So easily influenced.Copy !req
151. Sometimes, if I'm walking
past the school playground,Copy !req
152. I'll just stop and watch them play.Copy !req
153. Careful, you can be put
in a list for that.Copy !req
154. Bite me.Copy !req
155. So? What do you reckon?Copy !req
156. Great, it's agreed. I'm coming with.Copy !req
157. I'll just get dressed.Copy !req
158. I'll be honest, I hate kids.Copy !req
159. But this was the only way I could be
with Abby without cockface there.Copy !req
160. Why don't you go on and say hi
to the kids and introduce yourself?Copy !req
161. How hard can it be?Copy !req
162. You just got to speak to children on
their level, without patronizing them.Copy !req
163. Right. Shut up! Shut up!Copy !req
164. Shut up.Copy !req
165. Right. "A".Copy !req
166. Less "Mr Danbury" ballcrap.Copy !req
167. You can call me Don or the Double D.Copy !req
168. And 2,Copy !req
169. keep the noise down.Copy !req
170. See, I went out last night,
and I got absolutely shitfaced.Copy !req
171. It was a really good night actually.Copy !req
172. But now, I've got a headache,
I feel like puking up my innards.Copy !req
173. I really wanna quite frankly kill myselfCopy !req
174. and your noise isn't helping.Copy !req
175. So be good little midgets
and shush your mouth.Copy !req
176. Good.Copy !req
177. You got them to be quiet.Copy !req
178. You're a natural-born teacher.Copy !req
179. Well, you know.Copy !req
180. When you're ready, driver.Copy !req
181. So, after two hours
of throwing up my innards,Copy !req
182. we go to the campsite and it where dawn
to me what we were doing.Copy !req
183. I've never been one for the outdoors
and nature.Copy !req
184. Bollocks.Copy !req
185. Cocking bollocks.Copy !req
186. Remember, there are children here.Copy !req
187. You, you little shit.
Help me erect my tent.Copy !req
188. What?Copy !req
189. There are certain words you cannot use
in front of the kids.Copy !req
190. What, "erect"? That's probably
a little a bit iffy, nowadays.Copy !req
191. No, I'm talking about the swearing.Copy !req
192. I haven't been swearing.Copy !req
193. 3 Times Don "hasn't" been swearingCopy !req
194. That is... shit.Copy !req
195. This so fucking.Copy !req
196. Should we just... of to a hotel?Copy !req
197. Sorry, I didn't realized
I was doing that.Copy !req
198. Never mind, but,
no more for no on, yeah?Copy !req
199. We gonna go in a walk, soon,
do you think you'll be ready?Copy !req
200. Of course, shouldn't take long
to put up. Should it?Copy !req
201. And so I spent the afternoon
with the kids.Copy !req
202. I won them over
by pretending to fall over,Copy !req
203. honestly, I was pretending.Copy !req
204. I was like the teacher they never had.Copy !req
205. They respected me
as an authority figure.Copy !req
206. And I made them laugh.Copy !req
207. Help me! Help me!Copy !req
208. Well, kind of.Copy !req
209. Then, that night, I finally got Abby
on her own.Copy !req
210. This was my chance to charm her.
Tell her romantic tales.Copy !req
211. When the lights came back on,Copy !req
212. I realized it was my nan Betty
I'd be groping.Copy !req
213. It was so embarrassing.Copy !req
214. - I don't know, nothing. Don't worry.
- No, what?Copy !req
215. - You'd get offended.
- No I wouldn't.Copy !req
216. - Promise?
- I promise.Copy !req
217. Why do you act like a prick?Copy !req
218. What?Copy !req
219. See, you're offended.Copy !req
220. What would you expect?
You just called me a prick.Copy !req
221. No, I said you act like a prick.
There is a difference.Copy !req
222. You know, I think I'm the only person
that get to see the real you.Copy !req
223. Alright.Copy !req
224. Why are you with Karl?Copy !req
225. - What's that got to do with anything?
- It's got nothing to do with anything.Copy !req
226. But I just wanna know.
You know, you two are so different.Copy !req
227. It's weird.Copy !req
228. Mr Danbury, I can't sleep.Copy !req
229. Midget, get lost.
We're talking, here.Copy !req
230. - What's up Sammy?
- I need to do a poo.Copy !req
231. And I want the Double D to take me.Copy !req
232. - You don't mind, do you?
- No way, José.Copy !req
233. I think the poo
is starting to come out.Copy !req
234. Alright, I'm coming.Copy !req
235. Alright.Copy !req
236. I can't be ask to try
and find the toilet.Copy !req
237. This tree will do.Copy !req
238. Go on, do you bum rubbish.Copy !req
239. What?Copy !req
240. Deposit some ass trash.Copy !req
241. Quicker.Copy !req
242. You owe me big time, Sammy.Copy !req
243. I was finally getting
somewhere with Abby.Copy !req
244. - Who's Abby?
- Miss Jones, to you.Copy !req
245. Is she a girlfriend, sir?Copy !req
246. - I wish.
- I wish she was my girlfriend too.Copy !req
247. I saw her first, you keep away.Copy !req
248. This is a good idea, coming on
this trip. Showing I'm good with kids.Copy !req
249. - Sir, there's no...
- Shut up, I'm thinking aloud.Copy !req
250. Shut up!Copy !req
251. You see, I listen to my balls.Copy !req
252. And my balls never let me down.Copy !req
253. They said:
"Don, you gotta get rid of Karl,Copy !req
254. take his place on the strip
and Abby will be yours forever".Copy !req
255. Clever balls.Copy !req
256. - Sir?
- What?Copy !req
257. There's no toilet paper.Copy !req
258. - Don't got a napkin or something?
- No.Copy !req
259. Just use one of your socks.Copy !req
260. We're back.Copy !req
261. What's up?Copy !req
262. Well, what a... pleasant surpriseCopy !req
263. I can believed
you just showed up like this.Copy !req
264. - Neither could I.
- What are you gonna do about tomorrow?Copy !req
265. It's alright, babe.
I just told my dadCopy !req
266. I can't always be a slave
to the company.Copy !req
267. There's a girl in my life
who I happen to love very much.Copy !req
268. And sheCopy !req
269. is more important.Copy !req
270. What a cockface!Copy !req
271. You got that right.Copy !req
272. - Well, let's get less talking.
- Surely, what can I do?Copy !req
273. Here, catch this.Copy !req
274. - What's this?
- Sammy's sock, it needs cleaning.Copy !req
275. How is he getting on with the kids?Copy !req
276. Good, I think.Copy !req
277. Right, I'm going to take Sammy to bed.Copy !req
278. I think I'm gonna hit the hut.
Are you coming?Copy !req
279. Yeah, I'll be in there in just a sec.Copy !req
280. - 'Night Sammy.
- 'Night Double D.Copy !req
281. I went into work, earlier.Copy !req
282. And there was Suzy
all perky and healthy.Copy !req
283. Funny that?Copy !req
284. Not laugh out loud, funny.Copy !req
285. I mean, I wouldn't certainly use it
in an after dinner speech.Copy !req
286. I came to the conclusionCopy !req
287. that someone
must have hoaxed the call.Copy !req
288. I wonder why someone would do that.Copy !req
289. What?Copy !req
290. I'm going to bedCopy !req
291. with my girlfriend.Copy !req
292. 'Night Don.Copy !req
293. I couldn't believe cockface was there.Copy !req
294. Just as I was finally
making progress with Abby.Copy !req
295. Alright, she just called me a prick.Copy !req
296. But I knew
what she was really getting at.Copy !req
297. To make things worse,
I had to sleep on my own, in a tent,Copy !req
298. with strange noises outside.Copy !req
299. I'm from the city,Copy !req
300. I used to the comforting sounds
of car alarms and people screaming help.Copy !req
301. 4 places Don would rather be right nowCopy !req
302. It's Don.Copy !req
303. I know it might seem weird, but,
can I come in there and sleep with you?Copy !req
304. - Why?
- For Peter Sake.Copy !req
305. Good one, Don.
See you in the morning.Copy !req
306. - He cracked me.
- No, I'm being serious.Copy !req
307. It's just I keep hearing noises.Copy !req
308. Don't worry about it, it's just nature.Copy !req
309. I'm worried nature might climbed
into my tent and rape me.Copy !req
310. - Don't be a baby.
- I can deal with this, Karl.Copy !req
311. I don't think it's a good idea.Copy !req
312. Yeah it is. It's a great idea.Copy !req
313. Go away, Don.Copy !req
314. You'll be fine.Copy !req
315. I see you in the morning.
Bright and early.Copy !req
316. - 'Night.
- 'Night.Copy !req
317. After a weird dreamCopy !req
318. where I was the ringmaster
of a traveling midget show.Copy !req
319. I woke up, to the sight of midgets.Copy !req
320. - Morning.
- Morning Double D.Copy !req
321. I think Sammy is going
to take a real show into you.Copy !req
322. You become
a bit of an influence on him.Copy !req
323. You should always
listen to your balls.Copy !req
324. That's disgusting.Copy !req
325. I think
you're really rubbing off on him.Copy !req
326. Please, don't ever say
I'm rubbing off one of the kids.Copy !req
327. Makes me feel uneasy.Copy !req
328. What's on the agenda today?Copy !req
329. I thought we'll all go
to a scavenger hunt.Copy !req
330. - Sounds fun.
- No, you must have misheard her,Copy !req
331. - she said "scavenger hunt".
- Yeah, I love stuff like that.Copy !req
332. I was a sixer in the scout
when I was younger.Copy !req
333. Don't worry, we won't be out there
for long. I'm...Copy !req
334. whiteout to this country.Copy !req
335. - What?
- Just picking up twigs.Copy !req
336. You don't have to be
Christopher Columbia.Copy !req
337. You think it's easy, do you?Copy !req
338. Yes, I do.Copy !req
339. Easy and boring.Copy !req
340. Well, then,Copy !req
341. how about we make it interesting.Copy !req
342. - OK. Should we do it on mushrooms?
- No, I'm talking about a little wager.Copy !req
343. Right kids?
We'll be split up into two teams.Copy !req
344. The winning team doesn't have
to cook or wash up tonight.Copy !req
345. Now, who's with me?Copy !req
346. - What's going on?
- It's alright, babe.Copy !req
347. - I'm not sure this is a good idea.
- A little competition is helpful.Copy !req
348. - Who wants to be in my team?
- That's lots of pressure you're puttingCopy !req
349. - on Don making him go alone with them.
- He'll be fine.Copy !req
350. It's only for a couple of hours.
Trust me, babe.Copy !req
351. It will be fun.Copy !req
352. Right, what sort of stuffCopy !req
353. do we do on the scavenger thingy?Copy !req
354. The Scavenger ThingyCopy !req
355. - Hey, how was it?
- Great fun.Copy !req
356. - Yeah?
- My feet hurt.Copy !req
357. It was hard work.Copy !req
358. No pain, no gain. Kiddies.Copy !req
359. You pushed them too hard.Copy !req
360. Just enough to succeed.
Any sign of Don, yet?Copy !req
361. No, not yet.Copy !req
362. Yes, kiss my ass,
I knew I'd shit in his face.Copy !req
363. Sorry.Copy !req
364. Sorry kids, come on.Copy !req
365. I shouldn't have let you
talk me into this.Copy !req
366. God. What was I thinking?Copy !req
367. Please, let them be OK. Please.Copy !req
368. Look, stop panicking, babe.Copy !req
369. They'll be fine.Copy !req
370. Okay, kids,
I'm gonna leave it with you.Copy !req
371. We're lost.Copy !req
372. We're lost in the middle of nowhere,
in the dark, with no provisions.Copy !req
373. That's not looking good.Copy !req
374. What's gonna happen to us, sir?Copy !req
375. I'm gonna tell you the truth.Copy !req
376. 'cause I think
you're old enough for it.Copy !req
377. I think you might all die.Copy !req
378. You're just acting like a little girl.Copy !req
379. So are you.Copy !req
380. - That's 'cause I am one.
- "That's 'cause I am one."Copy !req
381. Oh, God.Copy !req
382. I'm cold. Are you cold? I'm cold.Copy !req
383. So scary. Oh, God.
Abby's gonna kill me.Copy !req
384. As if we don't get killed
by something else first. Help!Copy !req
385. Now, I just want to clarify one thing.Copy !req
386. I wasn't actually that scared.
I wasn't.Copy !req
387. It was reverse psychology.Copy !req
388. Look at them, they're calm.
Had I been calm, they'd be freaking out.Copy !req
389. Loosing their minds.
Maybe even eating their own bum rubbish.Copy !req
390. It isn't how I pictured my death.Copy !req
391. With a group of midgets.Copy !req
392. I always thought of dying
in the arms of a beautiful prostitute.Copy !req
393. At the age of 120.Copy !req
394. Me, not the... beautiful prostitute.Copy !req
395. Only in the future, of course,
they'd have android escorts.Copy !req
396. Prostidroids. Ho-bots.Copy !req
397. Sir, look!Copy !req
398. - What is it boy?
- Lights.Copy !req
399. We're saved.Copy !req
400. Quick, come on children, run!Copy !req
401. Run like the wind!Copy !req
402. Oh my God, it's a pub, we're saved.Copy !req
403. Come on, hurry up.Copy !req
404. Come on, it's cold, hurry up.Copy !req
405. - Sorry mister, no children allowed.
- I don't believe it.Copy !req
406. They don't let kids in.Copy !req
407. Come on, you'll all wait outside.Copy !req
408. Come on.
I'll only have a couple. No more.Copy !req
409. Come on.Copy !req
410. A pot of your best please. Gorgeous.Copy !req
411. It's cold out there, ain't it.Copy !req
412. If you don't mind me asking,Copy !req
413. what's a man of your age
doing with all those kids.Copy !req
414. - It's suspect, isn't it?
- Well...Copy !req
415. 4 bad reasons for having kids with youCopy !req
416. I collect rare kids.Copy !req
417. It's a kind of hobby of mine.
Well, more a passion.Copy !req
418. They're not kids, they're adults.
They suffer from that aging disease.Copy !req
419. You know, like Gary Coleman?
What you talking about Willis?Copy !req
420. Yeah, I'm a child catcher.Copy !req
421. They actually exist.Copy !req
422. They're mine children.
What can I say.Copy !req
423. I just can't keep it in my pants.Copy !req
424. They're all your kids?Copy !req
425. That one there, that's Sammy.
One next to him, that's Sucky.Copy !req
426. And the big one, that's Ting Tao.Copy !req
427. Look, the landlord isn't in, tonight.Copy !req
428. Seems a bit harsh
to make them wait outside.Copy !req
429. Thanks, barmaid.Copy !req
430. Right. What you want?Copy !req
431. I don't trust him.Copy !req
432. And why are you always
sticking up for him, I'll never know.Copy !req
433. Anyone would think...Copy !req
434. What? Anyone would think what?Copy !req
435. He may not have his life
all figured out like you.Copy !req
436. But he has been lovely this weekend.
You had to go and push him, didn't you?Copy !req
437. They'll be fine.Copy !req
438. I'm sure they're gonna be fine.Copy !req
439. This little fellow is Sam Bucka.Copy !req
440. Sir Samuel of Bucka.Copy !req
441. Mister Bucka to you, lads.Copy !req
442. Okay, we're ready.Copy !req
443. Of to three. One,Copy !req
444. two, three. Go!Copy !req
445. What have we learn this evening,Copy !req
446. children?Copy !req
447. We learned that white wine
isn't actually white.Copy !req
448. - That's more like greeny color.
- Brilliant.Copy !req
449. WhiteCopy !req
450. not... green.Copy !req
451. Excellent. Anyone else?Copy !req
452. Yes, Thingy.Copy !req
453. I think we should be getting back
to camp, sir.Copy !req
454. Boring.Copy !req
455. Ms. Jones might be getting worried.Copy !req
456. May be your point.Copy !req
457. One more before
we hit the road, though?Copy !req
458. Whose round is it?Copy !req
459. I can't get a bloody signal, out here.Copy !req
460. What's that?Copy !req
461. I can hear something.Copy !req
462. I want everyoneCopy !req
463. in bed immediately.Copy !req
464. Now!Copy !req
465. I got the sneaking suspicion
that Abby was a bit cross.Copy !req
466. Is it wrong that I found that sexy?Copy !req
467. I really want a kebab.Copy !req
468. - I love you, Miss.
- Go to bed, Sammy.Copy !req
469. What were you thinking?Copy !req
470. And you?Copy !req
471. - What? Why me?
- Just go to bed, Karl.Copy !req
472. - I want a word with you.
- Want you a bean?Copy !req
473. Are you drunk?Copy !req
474. A little bit.Copy !req
475. Where the hell have you bean, Don?Copy !req
476. I've been freaking out,
properly freaking out.Copy !req
477. I thought you might have been.
That's why I left the pub when I did.Copy !req
478. You see?
Thoughtful. Not at all prickish.Copy !req
479. You was in the pub?
That's were you've been all this time.Copy !req
480. We got lost,
you're map was very confusing.Copy !req
481. I can't believe you. I can't believe
you took my kids drinking.Copy !req
482. Well, I wouldn't call it drinking.
We just had 4 or 5 shots.Copy !req
483. In fact, some of them puke them
right back out, so technically, none.Copy !req
484. Except for the fat kid.Copy !req
485. She could knock'em back.Copy !req
486. Don't you get it?Copy !req
487. I could lose my job over this.Copy !req
488. Sorry.Copy !req
489. I just wanted to show you
that I'm good with children.Copy !req
490. It's my own fault.Copy !req
491. How did I get it so wrong?Copy !req
492. So, I'm back to were I started.Copy !req
493. I'm nowhere closer to win over Abby.
I've got a monster hangover.Copy !req
494. And Eddy's in my house.Copy !req
495. I don't know why you drink so much.Copy !req
496. - Because it's fun.
- Fun?Copy !req
497. You obviously don't know
the effect of alcohol.Copy !req
498. Yeah I do.
It makes you think you're always right.Copy !req
499. It makes other people far
more attractive.Copy !req
500. And it makes food that you wouldn't
normally touch taste amazing.Copy !req
501. Correct?Copy !req
502. Enter.Copy !req
503. I made a huge mistake this weekend.Copy !req
504. Don't be silly.Copy !req
505. You were great.Copy !req
506. I mean with you.Copy !req
507. I should never let you come.Copy !req
508. - You know I'm sorry, right?
- You won Sammy's heart.Copy !req
509. - What do you mean?
- It turns out the kids hadCopy !req
510. a blast on the field trip.
He wants you to come on all of them.Copy !req
511. Cool. Count me in. I'm there.Copy !req
512. You never coming on one again, mister.Copy !req
513. Right.Copy !req
514. Anyway.Copy !req
515. I know your heart
was in the right place.Copy !req
516. Thank you for the weedend Mr Danbury!Copy !req
517. Bed bath?Copy !req
518. Okay.Copy !req