Game Changer 7x9

1. Get ready for a "Game Changer."

2. Tonight's guest, no strings attached,

3. it's Kimia Behpoornia.

4. What's up?

5. With plenty of tongue action, Jeremy Culhane!

6. The reason for the season, Jacob Wysocki!

7. - What holiday is it? You get to decide.

8. And that's Mr. Kurt to me, it's Kurt Maloney!

9. - That's Mr. Kurt to you!

10. And your host, me!

11. I've been here the whole time.

12. This is "Game Changer," the only game show

13. where the game changes every show.

14. I am your host, Sam Reich!

15. I am joined today by these four lovely contestants.

16. Now, you all understand how the game works?

17. - No, not at all. - No.

18. Not even a little bit. - I don't think I do.

19. - It's not even the same set. - It's a different set!

20. - That's right, our players have no idea

21. what game it is they're about to play.

22. The only way to learn is by playing.

23. The only way to win is by learning,

24. and the only way to begin is by beginning.

25. So without further ado, let's begin with a lightning round.

26. Players, if you could please boot up your tablets.

27. Are we all ready to draw?

28. - Mine's not turning on. - Why are you so bad at this?

29. Shut up.

30. - Just touch it. - Now, just tap the screen.

31. - Just touch it and then swipe.

32. - Okay, thank God! - It's like Dad.

33. - You're eliminated. - No, no, no,

34. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. - And Kurt is out!

35. - Oh, it turned on, it turned on, it turned on,

36. it turned on, it's cool. - Just swipe.

37. - Your prompt is draw a cool cat.

38. The first person to be done, yell out, "Done,"

39. I will come and look at your cool cat.

40. Ready and go.

41. - Okay. - I can't draw a cat!

42. It's not a skill I have.

43. - Don't look at mine.

44. - I have this app, but usually, you get a pencil.

45. My finger is just simply not doing it.

46. - I am looking for a semblance of a cool cat.

47. - There's no eraser.

48. Do you guys have erasers?

49. - If you do two fingers, you can erase.

50. - I hate to keep being the old man, but doing two fingers

51. - is just moving my drawing. - No, no, you tap.

52. No, you tap two fingers! - It's just making me

53. zoom into my drawing.

54. - Utter focus from our players.

55. - I'm done. - Hands up.

56. - Oh. - I'm gonna come look

57. at Jacob's cool cat.

58. That is a cool cat, if I've ever seen one.

59. That's Jake to the podium, everybody!

60. Wow, wow.

61. - I don't like this feeling, man.

62. You think that you get used to it.

63. You know, like, "Oh, water off a duck's back, man."

64. I feel crazy. - It's kinda like

65. a bad mushroom trip.

66. - Yeah, you just gotta have to hunker down

67. and ride it out enough

68. that you've got your friends behind you.

69. - Hey, man, we're gonna ride this one out together.

70. - Okay. - Jacob Wysocki, is it?

71. - Jacob Wysocki, my name, first and last.

72. - Where are you from, Jake?

73. - Oh, I'm from Lomita, California. What's up?

74. 310 'til I die! - Hell yeah.

75. - What's up, Lomita?

76. - That's gonna look great on the jib.

77. - Shout-out to my dad on the jib.

78. Push in, Tim Wysocki, number one dad!

79. Yes!

80. - Yeah. - Yeah, yo.

81. - Talking about on Tim on the jib!

82. - All right, Jake, let's sink our teeth

83. into our first topic, food.

84. For $100.

85. - Whoa! - Okay.

86. - Which of these fast food establishments

87. has the most expensive cheeseburger?

88. - Oh shit. - Is it A, Shake Shack,

89. B, Smashburger, C, Five Guys,

90. or D, In-N-Out?

91. - I feel pretty good about Five Guys being up there,

92. Shake Shack probably in second, Smashburger in third,

93. In-N-Out, of course, the cheapest option on the board.

94. - So you're not only giving me the answer, Jake,

95. you're ranking them? - Wow.

96. - So far, yeah, that's what I'm choosing to do.

97. - But if you were to pick one?

98. - If we're talking just basic cheeseburger-

99. - Yes. - I feel very confident

100. that it's Five Guys.

101. - Is that your final answer, Jake?

102. - Yeah, do I, can I press the screen?

103. - No, it doesn't do anything.

104. - What the fuck? - Hell yeah.

105. - Okay. - 70 lights.

106. 15 iPads and chairs,

107. and you can't fucking make this touch?

108. Five Guys, final answer, lock it in.

109. - Ooh. - Whoa.

110. - Ooh. - Okay.

111. Jake, I'm sorry...

112. to our accountants because you just won $100. - Whoo!

113. Whoa.

114. Walk away, buddy.

115. - Walk away. - Take money, walk away!

116. Walk away! - That's it, walk away.

117. - Jake, what do you do for a living?

118. - Don't make me answer that.

119. I'm happy to announce that I'm an actor and comedian.

120. - Are you? - Yeah, yeah.

121. Yeah, yeah, yeah. - And that pays the bills,

122. does it? - It does, I'm lucky enough

123. that it does pay the bills.

124. - I love hearing that. - Yeah.

125. - Any comedy heroes or influencers?

126. - I think, like, if you're talking my comedy,

127. "Mount Rushmore," Jim Carrey's in the mix,

128. John Candy. - Yes.

129. - Farley. - Yes.

130. - And probably, like, a Richard Pryor.

131. For $250,

132. which of the following SNL movies

133. does not contain a Chris Farley cameo?

134. Is it A, "Billy Madison," B, "The Ladies Man,"

135. C, "Wayne's World,"

136. or D, "Wayne's World 2"?

137. - He's definitely in one of the "Wayne's Worlds,"

138. so why not put him in both? - Well, there's a pretty

139. famous reason why you wouldn't put him in both.

140. - Well, what are you fucking trying to do?

141. Help him, help him.

142. - Should I fucking say, "Wayne's World 2"?

143. Do these Google?

144. - Do those have Google? This is one of those

145. questions that I'll be really embarrassed if I'm wrong,

146. so I'd like to get it over with as fast as possible.

147. Yeah, I'm just gonna go "Ladies Man."

148. I feel, like, the era of that doesn't link up in a way

149. that makes sense in my brain.

150. - Jake, I've got some bad news

151. for anyone who doubted you, you just won $250!

152. - Wow!

153. - We're dapping up, but you did try to fucking get me.

154. - Hell yeah, dude.

155. - Wait, so is it 100 and then 250,

156. or is it total 250?

157. - It's total 250, but I appreciate the wheeling and dealing.

158. - I prefer it if it was-

159. - Cumulative? - Yeah, yeah.

160. - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

161. - You can walk away! - Walk away.

162. - Now, Jacob, are you a gamer at all?

163. - Growing up, I mean, I definitely was a Nintendo kid.

164. I love "Super Smash Bros."

165. - Hell yeah. - Kurt and I have definitely

166. sunk in a lot of hours playing "Smash."

167. - Well, let's see if you can't smash this next question.

168. - Cool. - For $500,

169. what species is Bowser?

170. A, a dragon, B, a lizard, C, a turtle,

171. or D, a Koopa?

172. - This is getting trickier.

173. Like, if we break this down, like, he could be a dragon.

174. He appears to be a bit of a lizard.

175. He appears to be a turtle. - Sure.

176. - At the end of the day, he is the Koopa King.

177. - Interesting. - But Koopas

178. don't look like him.

179. Can I 50/50?

180. - What is that? - A help me.

181. Please, Sam, help me. - Give him a help me, Sam!

182. - Give him a help me. - Give him a help me.

183. Help me, help me, help me, help me.

184. - Help me! - Help me!

185. - I've never heard of a help me,

186. but I have heard of a rip cord.

187. - Okay. - Which we have here

188. on the show today. - All right.

189. - You can choose from a Bigfoot Sighting, a Skip,

190. or a Tired Italian Man.

191. - Huh? - Who do you got back there?

192. You know what, let's go ahead

193. and see who you paid a day rate

194. to be an Italian person.

195. - What's up?

196. - Hi, hello? - Ah, ciao.

197. - Thank you so much, Tired Italian Man.

198. - Ah, okay.

199. - Wow. - Whoa.

200. - Very tired and very Italian.

201. - I don't think he really spoke Italian.

202. - That was very Italian. - Oh, he did.

203. - He came out and called you a bitch in Spanish

204. - and then left. - Okay, how?

205. - Did you interpret any of that?

206. - Yeah, I got it. - A little. How lucky

207. that you used this one and he got to say Mario?

208. - Oh yeah. - Yeah.

209. - How about that? - How lucky?

210. - That was helpful. - And Luigi.

211. - How about that? - And Luigi?

212. It's Koopa, final answer.

213. - Good answer, good answer. - Good answer.

214. - Good answer.

215. - I don't know what the fuck that guy said.

216. - Jacob, this is hard to say.

217. I think it's pronounced

218. Bravissimo.

219. You just won $500, my friend!

220. - Wow! - Whoo!

221. - Everybody's doubting me at home!

222. - What's that?

223. Jacob, I'm being told that you seem

224. unfairly overqualified to answer these questions,

225. and so we might need to replace you

226. with whoever did second best in the lightning round.

227. Let's go ahead and take a look at those cool cats, huh?

228. - I sort of did a joke.

229. - I think I drew the coolest cat I know.

230. - Well, that's too bad.

231. With no other correct answers,

232. we'll have to stick it out with Jacob,

233. but friends, feel free to join him at the podium.

234. - Oh, sure. - Okay.

235. - This- I'm freaking out!

236. Dude. - You know more than me?

237. Do you know more than me? - I can't say!

238. - Do you know more than me? - I don't know anything.

239. - And they're loving it back there.

240. - I understand you all do improv comedy together,

241. is that correct? - Yeah.

242. - Yeah. - Yes, sir.

243. - Excellent, you know, in improv,

244. there are no wrong answers,

245. but in this case, there might just be.

246. For $750...

247. - Hell yeah. - Just moving on.

248. - It almost seemed like you were gonna frame it up

249. and let me know what's happening.

250. And we're just gonna push forward, okay?

251. Which of your improv teammates is the funniest?

252. Yikes!

253. - A, Lou, B, Jeremy, C, Kimia, or D, Kurt?

254. - So I've 50/50 this already.

255. - Fuck.

256. - Really? - Yeah, for sure.

257. - Okay. - Sam, why did we come up

258. here for this?

259. Can we go back to seats now? - Yeah, bring us up

260. after this part. - This is so great.

261. - God! - There's a world

262. where the safest bet is to vote

263. for the person who's not here.

264. - Okay, but that's not a technicality.

265. Now, I kinda want you to answer it for real.

266. Okay.

267. You guys promise I can just answer it honestly?

268. - You can honestly answer honestly.

269. - You're gonna have to and see what happens.

270. - You think one man's opinion's gonna stop me

271. from posting on TikTok?

272. No way.

273. - There's a person who, when I get them to laugh,

274. makes me feel really good.

275. - Wow. - Because of how funny

276. I think that they are.

277. - I love that. - And it does not diminish

278. how funny I think everybody else is,

279. but I think the answer is C, Kimia.

280. Good answer, good answer.

281. Yeah, this actually helps. - Wow, it's mutual.

282. - And you know, funniest is maybe not my favorite.

283. - Sure, ooh. - Okay, you don't have

284. to add that. - You didn't have to do that.

285. Yeah.

286. - I think then it goes, Lou, Kurt, Jeremy.

287. - You ranked them! - Okay then.

288. Didn't have to rank them. - I beat Jeremy!

289. - We didn't ask, didn't ask.

290. - Hey. - Fuck this game.

291. - Jacob, this is the hardest part of my job,

292. acting upset, you just won $750.

293. - Whoo! - Okay, so does this

294. mean Dropout agrees? - Hold on, so that means?

295. - Wait a fucking second here. - What the hell?

296. - That means thank you. - Listen, I've been there.

297. - How you doing? You need a breath?

298. - I'm great, I'm good, I'm normal.

299. This is a normal feeling.

300. - Who here do you go the farthest back with?

301. - For sure, Kurt, yes.

302. - Where did the two of you meet?

303. - Kurt and I met at an improv camp.

304. - Comedy camp when we were teenagers.

305. - And how cool is it that the two of you

306. get to still stand up here and do comedy together

307. after all this time? - It's a true dream.

308. - Really is, yeah. - Yeah.

309. - Then this next question should give you no trouble.

310. For $1,000...

311. I'm so scared.

312. - According to Kurt,

313. what do you still owe him an apology for?

314. Is it A, making the A team

315. in ComedySportz before he did

316. and rubbing it in his face? - Constantly.

317. - B, purposely not remembering the names

318. of the women he dates? - Too many.

319. - Until they are officially his girlfriend?

320. - Simply too many. - Also a fucking thing

321. he does. - Yeah,

322. that's a real thing I do. - C, on January 1st, 2017,

323. getting breakfast burritos with Kurt and friends,

324. but Kurt was too hung over to eat one,

325. so he ordered oatmeal instead,

326. and you convinced your friends to call him

327. Oatmeal for the rest of the year?

328. - A whole fucking year! - Again on January 1st.

329. - Uh-huh. - Or D, none of the above?

330. I did make A team first.

331. - Which really did piss me off.

332. - You used to date a lot of people in a short manner

333. where it wasn't worth learning their names.

334. - You know, I hate the player, I hate the game.

335. - And we have a long longstanding rule

336. that you were nicknamed the first thing

337. you eat in the new year, and you actually did eat oatmeal.

338. - Just for fun, he's also called me

339. McMuffin for a whole year.

340. He's called me Cold Lasagna for a whole year.

341. - What are you this year? - Hummus.

342. - You are Hummus? - It's the first thing I had

343. on January 1st this year.

344. - I've never been more sure about an answer in this game

345. and may not be more sure moving into the future,

346. the answer is D, absolutely none of the above, we're good.

347. - None of the above, final answer?

348. Yeah.

349. - I am so sorry, Jacob,

350. but it's time for you to go

351. do a victory lap, you just earned $1,000, Jake!

352. $1,000! - I'm rich! I'm rich!

353. I'm gonna buy a fucking motorcycle!

354. - Nice. - We good, baby.

355. We're always gonna good. - Hey, we're always good,

356. and I love you. - I love you.

357. We're always gonna be good. - I got your back.

358. And if you're ever, like,

359. well, he was mean to me, you're here.

360. I mean, right now. - Hell yeah, hell yeah.

361. - Maybe you're getting paid and that's-

362. - And you just got $1,000. - Yep.

363. - Jacob, the good news is that you are now

364. walking away today with at least $1,000.

365. - So I've hit the benchmark. - You've hit the benchmark.

366. The bad news is that's all we at Dropout are able to afford.

367. You sure?

368. - We spent a lot on this.

369. - Okay, okay, cool. - You know what I'm saying?

370. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

371. - Two things are about to happen.

372. The first is that the questions are going to get harder.

373. - Okay. - The second is that in order

374. to cover the rest of this prize money,

375. I'm gonna have to bring in some assistance.

376. Luckily, Linkedln is here to help.

377. Whether it's building your network

378. or helping you to grow professionally,

379. Linkedln connects you to opportunity

380. just like they're doing here and now for my friend, Jacob.

381. Oh, and Jacob, you could read,

382. you could read that, please.

383. - Linkedln, who wants to be Jacob Wysocki?

384. - I do! - I do!

385. Me. - Yes, please.

386. - Yes, me, me. - You guys look great.

387. - Thank you, Nico and Ash.

388. All right, Jacob, word on the street

389. is that you like a little bit of the devil's lettuce.

390. - It's true, I like to smoke weed.

391. I'm 420 friendly.

392. - What is it about the marijuana that you love?

393. - I think there's ritualism to it

394. that I really like to enjoy in.

395. I think it helps me be more mindful

396. in my day-to-day. - Love that.

397. - And slow down and connect to the things

398. that I think are important.

399. And sometimes, it's just fucking chill to check out, man.

400. - Yeah!

401. - Sometimes you just gotta check out

402. and turn that brain off, baby.

403. - Favorite delivery mechanism?

404. - I'm probably a doink guy.

405. Just a classic. - I don't know what that is.

406. - What's a doink? - Come on, smoking

407. fat doinks in Amish. - Stop it.

408. You know what that is? - Amish.

409. Come on down to Amish,

410. we're getting loud. - Doink City.

411. - Doink City? - Freaking,

412. I don't know what that is? - I still don't know

413. what that is.

414. - We're smoking doinks in Amish.

415. - It's a joint? - A doink is a joint.

416. - It's a doink, Sam, get it?

417. - Shit. - Let him know.

418. - Let him have it.

419. - Either doinks or, you know, if Puffco wants to sponsor me-

420. - There's already Linkedln sponsor.

421. - Yeah, we can't do two sponsors in one.

422. - Well, let's see if we can turn that green into green.

423. - Double green.

424. For $2,500.

425. - Oh man.

426. - What was the name of your first bong?

427. Was it A, "The Green Mile,"

428. B, "Blitzing The Reindank,"

429. C, "Big Rip Dave,"

430. or D, "Snorkin' Aaron Sorkin"?

431. - Who are you sourcing this data from?

432. - "Snorkin' Aaron Sorkin."

433. Snorkin'. - Wow, that's good.

434. - Well, I famously auditioned for Aaron,

435. and I couldn't get off-book, and he said no.

436. - Is that true? - Famously.

437. - For his Facebook movie? - I don't remember the lines.

438. - For the role of Mark Zuckerberg in "Social Network"?

439. - In your defense, he did over-write.

440. And then he wants you to walk while you talk, that sucks.

441. - You know the famous speech in "Newsroom,"

442. where it's, "America's not great?"

443. - That was my monologue. - Yeah.

444. - I kinda riffed that, and they ended up

445. stealing a lot of what I said.

446. - That is awful. - Oh my God.

447. - "37th in education, 112th in infant death."

448. It's wild that somebody else remembers this

449. 'cause I know what it is for sure.

450. - You do? - I still have it.

451. - No way. - I called it BRD.

452. - Yes. - Which, of course,

453. stood for "Big Rip Dave." - Wow.

454. - 'Cause I believe the bong had a D,

455. like, on the shaft for some reason,

456. and it ripped big.

457. - Final answer? - Final answer, BRD.

458. Lock it in.

459. - That's the light. - Final answer, no regrets.

460. - It breaks my heart to tell you this

461. because I'm a sucker for good news.

462. You just won $2,500.

463. - Whoo! Nice. - Jake!

464. Hot diggity! - It's crazy.

465. - Nice. - It's crazy.

466. - Damn. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

467. - Yeah. - That's a sort

468. of an amount of money where that makes me

469. feel a little uncomfortable. - Sure!

470. Yes! - I'm very happy.

471. And that's cool. - Yes!

472. - It's sort of me just letting that sink in.

473. - Yes, now, Jake, rumor has it

474. that this will be your 10th year

475. dressing up as a Minion for Halloween.

476. - Bee-do, bee-do, Minion Nation, baby.

477. Jib in. It's Minions, babe.

478. It's my 10th year, man, it's huge.

479. And what's crazy? - Yeah?

480. - They've been relevant the whole time.

481. - Yeah. - You got in early to Minions

482. - and Nvidia. - Yeah!

483. The two best investments.

484. - Yes, yes, I'm on the ground floor on some good stuff.

485. - Have you seen any of the movies?

486. - I've seen "Despicable Me 3."

487. - The third? - Started at three.

488. - That's where you started? - That's interesting.

489. - Started, he loves trilogies, but just the endings.

490. - Let's see if you're a "Gru" fan

491. or just dressing the part.

492. For $5,000.

493. - My goodness, yeah. - Damn, goddamn.

494. Which of these Minions has one eye?

495. Is it A, Jorge, B, Stuart,

496. C, Bob, or D, Phil?

497. - I'll be honest, don't know their names

498. 'cause I don't dress up as Bob or Phil.

499. Just a fucking Minion. - 100%.

500. - Jorge, with that spelling, I don't think that's a Minion.

501. That's sort of a Jorge.

502. - I feel like Bob is the main one.

503. - Do we have more help mes?

504. - Oh yeah, you could do a help me.

505. - I think I need a help me. I need a rip cord.

506. - Thank you for using the proper-

507. - I'm ready to pull the rip cord, Sam!

508. - In that case, Jacob, your rip cords

509. are Bigfoot Sighting, Skip, or Two Tylers.

510. - Another one appeared.

511. - Two Tylers.

512. - Yeah! - Yeah!

513. - Yeah! - Yeah!

514. - That's cute! - Oh, that's nice.

515. - Oh my God. - Hey, friends.

516. - These are my great friends, the boys.

517. - You are presented with two Tylers,

518. one of them always lies,

519. the other one always tells the truth.

520. - Do you know the answer to this?

521. - It's B, Stuart. - Do you know the answer

522. to this? - Yeah, I do, it's Phil.

523. - And I just wanna make sure that you're telling the truth.

524. Do you like hams? - Hate 'em.

525. - Okay, well. - Liar.

526. - Why would I lie to you? - You're a dirty liar!

527. - Why would I lie to you?

528. - How long have you known that you were doing this?

529. Just today.

530. - I'm gonna go ahead and lock it in

531. with what my buddy here said.

532. - Which was? - Which is, of course,

533. B, Stuart. - B, Stuart.

534. - Good answer, good answer. - No.

535. I just realized I forgot to call my dad last night.

536. That's okay, I'll do that after the shoot.

537. You just won $5,000, Jake! - Oh, wow!

538. Wow!

539. - This is crazy. - Hell yeah.

540. - Tylers, go ahead and join our entourage.

541. - All right. - Wow!

542. - Oh, yeah! - They get to stay?

543. - Yes! - This is a very, very natural

544. look for you. - Oh yeah!

545. I'm gonna ask costuming if I can take this home.

546. - Yeah, man.

547. Oh man, this is crazy, Sam.

548. I saw you last night.

549. I saw both of you last night. - Oh, that was a lie, yeah,

550. I lied then for sure, yeah.

551. - Did you, like, spend the night in LA?

552. No? You went home? - No, no, no, I went home,

553. came back, yeah. - Oh, crazy, crazy.

554. - You owe me a tank of gas, that's for sure.

555. - He's good for it. - That what you got now?

556. 30 bucks?

557. - Now, Jake, you've made quite the impression

558. as a Dropout cast member.

559. We've been really blessed to have you.

560. - Thanks for saying that, Sam.

561. - For $7,500. - Damn, hell yeah.

562. - Those CCs on that motorcycle keep climbing up.

563. - Which of these Jacob Wysocki fan videos does not exist?

564. - This is fucking wild. - A,

565. "The Jacob Wysocki Effect: A Dropout Video Essay,"

566. B, "25 Minutes of Jacob Wysocki

567. Being the Best Dropout Cast Member,"

568. C, "Jacob Wysocki Buzzer Sound Supercut,"

569. or D, "Exactly Why We Needed Jacob Wysocki on D20?"

570. - Now, this is tough.

571. - Yep. - I'm not terribly tapped in.

572. - And good for you. - You know what I mean?

573. I try and keep my distance from this stuff

574. because I think if I saw these in my day-to-day,

575. I'd be a monster.

576. Do you guys know? Are you aware of any of these?

577. - I truly don't know. - I'm not gonna know this.

578. - Sam, I'd like to know my options

579. for pulling the rip cord!

580. - Jacob, your options are Bigfoot Sighting, Skip,

581. and Lager Than Life.

582. - Kinda wanna see Bigfoot.

583. - Yeah. - Yeah,

584. feels very you. - Yeah, it's pretty cool.

585. - I'll go Bigfoot Sighting.

586. I'd like to put- Oh my God!

587. Shit! - Oh!

588. - That's Gang Gang.

589. - I don't know what any of you are talking about.

590. I don't see anything. - What?

591. Bigfoot.

592. Bigfoot's right there.

593. - Oh, I don't make a habit of turning over my left shoulder.

594. - Okay, all right. - Okay.

595. - Jacob, if you'd like to use another rip cord?

596. - What? That's what that was?

597. - Your options are Skip, Lager Than Life,

598. or That's Just His Buzzer Sound.

599. - You know what? I don't wanna know the answer to this one.

600. Let's Skip, I wanna remain

601. as humble as possible. - That's a good use of Skip.

602. Good skip. - I don't wanna know.

603. - Okay. - I don't wanna know.

604. - Hold on a second.

605. Great.

606. For the viewers at home, we just skipped

607. to a new music track. - Oh!

608. - Two whammies in a row!

609. - Two whammies.

610. Some of these rip cords are keeping me on my toes.

611. - Hey, are you bored, like, watching the whole thing?

612. Just give me something.

613. Give me something!

614. - Jacob, your options are,

615. That's Just His Buzzer Sound, Avocados,

616. or Ask Camera.

617. - I would like to use the rip cord

618. That's Just His Buzzer Sound, Sam.

619. - Okay, totally. - There we go.

620. - Gentlemen. - Oh wow.

621. - Yes, what's gonna happen? - Whenever you're ready.

622. - Thank you so much! That was excellent!

623. That was very beautiful.

624. - That was something. - Totally,

625. extremely beautiful.

626. - Ki ka ka ku ku. - Hey, guys, you got it?

627. - Yeah. - Okay.

628. - Wow. - That was pretty

629. - good too. - Really good.

630. - Oh, ki ka ka ku ku.

631. - Ki ka ka ku ku. - Ki ki ki ka ka ku?

632. - Not B, ba ba bu bu.

633. Not D, da pa du du.

634. - Oh. - A, ah ah ooh ooh.

635. - Bad. - 'Cause they would've gone

636. B, ba ba bu bu, right?

637. - Maybe. - I'll bet money on that.

638. - D, da da du du.

639. What would they've done for A? - But what if it's A?

640. - True, that's very good. - Let's try ki ka ka ku ku.

641. C, lock it in. - Good answer.

642. - Final answer? - Final.

643. - Yeah, good answer. - Smart.

644. - Damn, damn, damn.

645. Impressive, Jake, 'cause you just won 7,500

646. - fucking dollars! - Minions are back!

647. - All right! - Now, Jake.

648. - Yeah. - After everything we've

649. covered today, you seem like a one of a kind kinda guy.

650. - Thanks, Sam.

651. - But we're all really cut from the same cloth,

652. wouldn't you agree? - At the end of the day,

653. we're all humans, we all eat, we all shit.

654. For $10,000...

655. - In the heck.

656. - I'm gonna die on this motorcycle.

657. - Which of these is your fingerprint?

658. This is fucked up.

659. It's fucked up! - Oh my God.

660. - That's insane. - How did you get it?

661. And when did you get it?

662. - Do you have any memory of a PA asking you

663. to hold a glass really quickly for them?

664. That's crazy.

665. No, I don't.

666. Did that happen? - That happened.

667. - That's crazy. - It's borderline criminal.

668. - Oh, where did they get the other prints?

669. - Cadavers.

670. - Cadavers. - Oh.

671. Cadavers, smart.

672. What do you think though? Jib in to my finger.

673. - Do we know what finger it is?

674. - Can you jib in? - It's probably a thumb.

675. - You would press. - Pretty hard too.

676. His little circle thing

677. is toward that side. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

678. - If I had to guess, I would go B or D.

679. - Well, this is an almost impossible thing to answer, right?

680. So I'm, of course, naturally gonna need to pull my rip cord!

681. - Oh, it's time for another rip cord.

682. Jacob, your options are Avocados, Ask Camera,

683. or go Super Saiyan.

684. - Ah, wow. - That's fun.

685. - Let's Ask Camera.

686. - Excellent!

687. Now, Jacob, I'm sure you recognize Kyle behind your camera,

688. a long-time collaborator of yours.

689. - Good friend, good buddy, good heart.

690. Yeehaw, good night, thanks for being here, Kyle.

691. Anytime.

692. - He, as a member of the crew, is not allowed to speak.

693. - Okay. - Kyle is un-mic'ed

694. and must man his camera.

695. - Kyle, I need you,

696. and this is not the first time I've needed you.

697. I'm gonna say letters,

698. and you go up and down for the correct answer

699. and side to side for the incorrect answer.

700. - Smart. - Does that make sense?

701. - He's got it. - Thank you so much, Kyle.

702. - I love you. - We're locked in.

703. Kyle Herman, everybody.

704. Let's hear it for Kyle Herman. - Kyle!

705. - A?

706. - Okay. - That's a no.

707. Thank you, Kyle, B?

708. - Okay. - It's also a no.

709. - C? - I knew it.

710. - Okay. - D?

711. - All right! - Kyle, you rock.

712. Thanks for having Kyle here.

713. That means a lot to me.

714. That means a lot to me. - Oh yeah.

715. - I'd like to lock in D as my final answer.

716. - So close to $10,000.

717. So close...

718. and so cigar,

719. you just won $10,000, Jake! - Whoo!

720. Yeah!

721. - That's a lot of ham!

722. - It's a lot of ham, right. - A lot of hams.

723. - You are now walking away with at least $10,000.

724. At least 10. - Yeah, man, I guess so.

725. I'm gonna get robbed after this.

726. Who's gonna follow me to my car?

727. - Somebody, it's gonna be Sasquatch, he's huge.

728. - The pressure's on, which is why I've surrounded you

729. by this network of support.

730. A network of supports.

731. Oh.

732. - Like you'll find on Linkedln.

733. - Whoa! - Oh, yeah!

734. Oh! - Oh shit.

735. - Jacob, if you could read this.

736. - Yes, of course.

737. As a gifted comedian, everybody wants to be Jacob Wysocki,

738. but what if I didn't have a special skill?

739. - We're glad you asked, Jacob.

740. - Sign up for Linkedln Premium,

741. and you'll get access to Linkedln Learning.

742. - Linkedln Learning offers online training

743. in a variety of state-of-the-art trades.

744. - No joke, I learned to edit using Linkedln Learning,

745. and that's how I made the videos that first got me

746. hired by CollegeHumor all the way back in 2006.

747. - Really, actually? - Really, actually?

748. - Really, actually.

749. - Linkedln Learning is where I learned sign spinning.

750. - Really, actually? - Really, actually?

751. - No. - Thank you all so much.

752. Now, Jake, you're surrounded here

753. by people who adore you and people you go

754. far back with. - Yeah, man.

755. You and Kimia, in particular, improv teammates,

756. co-stars in countless Dropout shenanigans,

757. generally thick as thieves, for $20,000.

758. - Oh my God!

759. - God. - I could lose.

760. - That's a lot. - This is crazy.

761. - And I'm involved? - It's almost.

762. - When is Kimia's birthday?

763. - Oh.

764. - Is it A, February 1st,

765. B, February 11th, C, December 1st,

766. or D, December 11th?

767. - First, let me just start by saying I'm sorry

768. that I don't know your birthday.

769. - I don't know anybody's birthday.

770. I don't know any of my friend's birthdays.

771. - Totally. - I am unsure

772. of my mom's birthday. - Yeah.

773. - Wow.

774. - That's the type of friendship we have.

775. We know that, like, these are not the important things.

776. It's about how you show up on a day-to-day basis.

777. - That's right, that's right.

778. - Profound. - And that being said,

779. rip cord!

780. Love to hear that, Jake.

781. - Oh, it's so freaking rude!

782. - Your options are Avocados, Some Loose Scrabble Tiles,

783. or Hot Dog Eating Contest.

784. Oh.

785. - Let's do Hot Dog Eating Contest.

786. - Yes! - All right.

787. - I was hoping you'd say that. - I wanna eat a hot dog.

788. - Sounds good. - Cool, Costco dogs.

789. - Kurt, Prado, Phillips,

790. and myself decided last December that we were gonna track

791. how many hot dogs we ate over the year.

792. And whoever ate the most will get $100.

793. Currently, Prado and I are the front-runners.

794. - Wow. - But not by many.

795. - We're both at 97 last I checked.

796. - We're both at 97 the last time we checked.

797. - Wow. - Yeah.

798. - If I could ask you to please take positions

799. around these dogs,

800. and I think we might need some reinforcements as well.

801. - I think so too. - Okay.

802. - Yes! - Yeah!

803. - Yes! What the hell? - Yeah!

804. These are the hot dog boys!

805. These are the hot dog boys! - These are the hot dog boys.

806. - Yes. - Jacob, here's how

807. this is gonna work. - Okay.

808. If you get first place,

809. I will eliminate three incorrect answers.

810. Second place, two, third place, one,

811. fourth place or below, none.

812. You have 60 seconds. - Okay.

813. - On your mark, get set, go.

814. - Come on, boys, eat those dogs.

815. - Look, I love all these boys,

816. but I really don't ever wanna see this.

817. - Yeah. - It's so dry. Oh, fuck.

818. - I'm crushing you guys.

819. - America, what happened? - The quality of the dog

820. though, really good. - It's the benchmark palette.

821. - That is correct. - It's tough, you can't do it

822. fast 'cause in the Nathan's one, they dunk 'em.

823. - Go, Jake, go!

824. - Oh, I'm actually getting dog-brained.

825. - This is the longest 60 seconds

826. of my life. - And time!

827. I believe that's Jake's win. - Fuck!

828. - This is no joke.

829. - I'm the only one that ate a whole dog.

830. - I ate a whole dog too, I hated it.

831. - I don't know, someone's into this.

832. - Anyone else rock hard right now?

833. Dropout, watch a bunch of boys eat a bunch of dogs.

834. That's right.

835. - Gentlemen, if I could please have you return

836. to your podium and will the two of you

837. please join us for the rest of the show.

838. - Come in, come in.

839. Our annual hotdog competition has caused

840. the most arguments in our group,

841. maybe since we used to make sketches.

842. - Legitimately anger, turmoil.

843. - Yeah. - I quit for a month!

844. - Pray tell, what would cause that amount of drama?

845. - We had voted on what constitutes a hot dog?

846. Which sounds like a simple question.

847. - It's not. - It's not.

848. Not at all.

849. - Like, does a corn dog count?

850. - Yes. - No.

851. - Does just a bunless dog count?

852. - Oh. - No, no.

853. - It should! It should! - Yeah.

854. - Shouldn't eat the bun. - No, no, no, no.

855. You're telling me that if I eat just a lone ween,

856. I can't count that?

857. - If you just eat a lone what? - Look what you've done.

858. Tired, I'ma tell them. - That's why

859. it's so messed up. - I don't mean

860. to take sides here, but what is a hot dog if not a hot dog?

861. - What? You're just, what do you mean?

862. - You haven't said much.

863. - If not a tube of the hot dog!

864. - Thank you, Sam. - That's it?

865. - That's literally what a hot dog is.

866. - Yes, yes, yes! - No!

867. - That's literally a hot dog.

868. - But Sam, that's a frankfurter!

869. - That's a frankfurter! - Okay, okay,

870. so that right there. - That's the same thing,

871. my guys. - Thank you, Sasquatch.

872. - Jacob. - Hot dog is in the corn dog.

873. - You scored first in the hot dog eating contest,

874. which means we've eliminated three answers.

875. - To be honest, I forgot that we were even playing a game.

876. - We got lost in the hot dog sauce,

877. and we have to put ourselves back into what's

878. actually happening. - Yes, it's about me!

879. - I believe if there's only one answer,

880. I'm gonna lock in the only answer available.

881. Final answer, thank you so much.

882. - Good answer, good answer. - Yeah.

883. - Good answer, good answer, yeah.

884. - Which is, of course, February 1st.

885. - Jake, the problem with faking you out so much

886. is that when you get an answer wrong,

887. I don't have an easy way to tell you.

888. Luckily, I don't have that problem yet.

889. - Yeah, I mean- - You just won $20,000!

890. Whoa!

891. - You got it, yeah, yeah! - Oh!

892. - This is nuts. Thanks for being here, Squatch.

893. Nothing, nothing.

894. - Next up, Jake, I understand that for a podcast,

895. you once watched the movie "Fight Club"

896. for 72 hours straight.

897. - Unfortunately, that's canon.

898. - Ignoring for a moment, the first rule of "Fight Club."

899. For $30,000...

900. God!

901. - Damn. - This is crazy.

902. - Wow. - I feel insane.

903. - Which of these is not a rule of Fight Club?

904. A, you do not talk about Fight Club.

905. B, you do not ask questions.

906. C, only two guys to a fight.

907. D, no shirt, no shoes.

908. - This is crazy, I should know this undoubtedly.

909. - Here's the thing, when you watch a movie that much,

910. every moment in memory of it is a scar.

911. How many rip cords do I have left?

912. I'd love to hear my options.

913. - Your rip cord options are Avocados,

914. Some Loose Scrabble Tiles, and Go Super Saiyan.

915. - Let's Go Super Saiyan.

916. - Yeah. - All right.

917. - Go Super Saiyan, I wanna pull that rip cord, Sam!

918. I wanna Go Super Saiyan for 30,000!

919. Make some room for our buzzer here.

920. Jake, we designed a little video game

921. just for you. - Fuck.

922. Okay, okay. - This is a button masher.

923. It's gonna require that you hit this button lots of times.

924. Now, you can have the help of your friends here

925. to hit it as much as possible.

926. That is cool.

927. Your likeness, that's you!

928. This is crazy,

929. and I look a little more buff than I normally am.

930. And thank you, whoever did that.

931. - Now, for every level that you reach in this video game,

932. I will eliminate another answer.

933. - All right, you guys wanna help me press this

934. - as much as possible? - Yeah.

935. Three, two, one, go.

936. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

937. Yeah, look at him power.

938. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

939. Yeah, yeah! - Go on!

940. - Yeah! - Go, go!

941. - Go faster!

942. Fast, hit faster!

943. Oh!

944. Yeah!

945. - Wow! - Blue Super Saiyan God.

946. Pretty cool.

947. All right, Jake.

948. - Well, the two that I said that I knew earlier.

949. - Yeah. - And that's what they do

950. on the source material.

951. If you say it out loud, those are the ones they bought.

952. - Thank you for appreciating that, Kimia.

953. - Well, shoot, shoot. - Well, shoot.

954. - I'm gonna say B, you do not ask questions.

955. - Final answer? - Final answer.

956. - Good answer. - Yeah.

957. - Good answer, good answer. - Feel good about that.

958. Feel good about that.

959. Jake,

960. that is in "Fight Club."

961. The good news is that it's a rule of Project Mayhem,

962. which means you just won

963. - $30,000! - Wow!

964. - Yay! - Yes, yes!

965. - Go, Dodgers! - Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

966. Yes! That's five booms! - Yes!

967. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom!

968. - Jacob, among your friends and with the Dropout audience,

969. you've become well known for some memorable catchphrases.

970. - You tell me what they are, I'll let you know

971. if they're memorable.

972. I'll tell you if I remember 'em or not.

973. - It's time to turn some of your sound bites

974. into some sound investments.

975. - Yeah. - Jacob, for $40,000-

976. - Jesus. - My God.

977. - Which of your catchphrases is also the name

978. of the president of the Philippines?

979. Is it A, Bong Bong?

980. - Bong Bong. - B, Jambone.

981. - Jambone.

982. - C, Swangin. - Swangin.

983. - Or D, your name for Halloween, Jallowaysh.

984. - Jallowaysh.

985. - This is another one where it's like,

986. who's remembering these?

987. Who's writing Bong Bong?

988. I would like to know who you sourced these from.

989. Yeah.

990. - Yeah. - President Jambone?

991. I think it's President Swangin.

992. - Swangin would be cool. - President Swangin.

993. You know what, I'm feeling hot,

994. and I'm feeling the momentum, and I wanna keep cooking.

995. It's Jambone, the Philippines know all about it,

996. President Jambone. - Okay, all right.

997. - All right. - Good answer, good answer.

998. - Holy shit, is that Bigfoot?

999. - What? - He's been here

1000. - the whole time. - Oh.

1001. - Oh my God. - No!

1002. - Whoa. - What?

1003. - That was a fast Bigfoot. - Yeah.

1004. - I think maybe you got it wrong, Jake,

1005. but I'll be honest, I don't remember.

1006. You wanna try again?

1007. - Okay, so it's not that one. - Oh!

1008. - Okay. - That wasn't the correct-

1009. - So Sam gets distracted. - Maybe it is.

1010. - Rip cord. - It has to be Bong Bong.

1011. - Oh, it can't be Jallowaysh.

1012. - I get that the show's about me,

1013. but I still feel like I could be wrong at any turn.

1014. - You don't know where the floor is.

1015. - And I'm falling, and I might need a rip cord.

1016. - That was really good.

1017. - That was really good. - I really like that.

1018. - That was really good. - I wasn't gonna use one,

1019. but that felt so good.

1020. - Jacob, your options are Avocados-

1021. - Thanks. - Some Loose Scrabble Tiles,

1022. or Pass. - You know, avocado's been

1023. hanging out there for a minute, so let's go ahead

1024. and get avocado in the mix. - Oh.

1025. - There you go, Jake. - Okay.

1026. - Which one's the most ripe? - Oh, that's probably it.

1027. - Okay, if I'm at a grocery store, which one am I picking?

1028. This one's disgusting, this one's too hard.

1029. This one's too soft, this is the one

1030. I would grab. - Yeah, but that's

1031. 'cause of your hand. - I'd grab A.

1032. - Yeah, I'd grab A. - All right, I'm gonna hand

1033. that back to you, Ash, thank you so much.

1034. A, Bong Bong.

1035. That felt like the best avocado to eat.

1036. - Good answer, good answer. - Good answer, good answer.

1037. Good answer. - That's right.

1038. - Congratulations, Jake, that, oh, one second.

1039. Really? Are you sure?

1040. - Okay, I see, thank you. - What's happening?

1041. - Jake, I'm so sorry, but apparently,

1042. lunch is gonna be a little late today.

1043. You just won $40,000.

1044. Hey!

1045. - Bong Bong!

1046. - Bong Bong! - Bong Bong!

1047. - Jake, as we've already discussed,

1048. you're in a hot dog eating competition with your buddies.

1049. This next one should be pretty intuitive.

1050. - Okay.

1051. - For $50,000-

1052. - Fucking- - So much.

1053. - How many hot dogs have you eaten so far this year?

1054. - Oh. - Is it A, 95,

1055. B, 97, C, 981/5,

1056. or D, 981/4?

1057. - For our competition, we do not count fractions,

1058. but I understand that you are not aware of those rules.

1059. - I can't believe there's even more nuance to this.

1060. - There's a constitution.

1061. - A cons-dog-titution. - A dog-stituation.

1062. Thank you very much.

1063. Well, thank God you reminded me our numbers earlier,

1064. which was 97, and I housed the dog there.

1065. So what it really boils down to is that last bite of the dog

1066. that I had 1/4 of a dog or 1/5 of a dog?

1067. - Wow. - It was a bit

1068. of a furious chow down.

1069. - Yes. - Do you remember?

1070. - Go for it, just guess.

1071. I think you got this. - 981/5.

1072. Locking it in, final answer.

1073. No rip cord needed, I'm confident.

1074. I'm standing before Christ.

1075. - We're bringing it all the way back.

1076. - Oh my God. - To Make Some Noise.

1077. Appearance number one. - Yeah.

1078. - Wow, yeah.

1079. - Jacob, I'm so sorry,

1080. but it looks like that is a wrap.

1081. And that's a...

1082. I wanna say a panini and a gyro.

1083. And I think, do we call that a croissant-wich?

1084. Great, it looks like lunch arrived after all.

1085. You just won $50,000,

1086. Jake. - Whoa!

1087. - Yeah, I feel absolutely

1088. insane! - Insane!

1089. - What's my dad gonna say?

1090. - That is a great question.

1091. - "Whoa, crazy, Jake.

1092. They must really like you over there."

1093. - Jake.

1094. - Don't like that giggle.

1095. - Yeah, Jake, the next question is deeply personal,

1096. but sometimes even we don't know

1097. the inner chambers of our heart.

1098. For $75,000.

1099. - This is fucking stupid.

1100. This is wild.

1101. What is your blood type?

1102. Is it A, B? - I'm so pissed.

1103. I'm so pissed. - Is it B,

1104. A? - This is so fucked up.

1105. This is so fucked up. - Is it C,

1106. AB? - This is fucking weird, man.

1107. 'Cause I know you got your fucking little

1108. nubby paws on it, dude.

1109. I know when you got my blood, dude.

1110. Prick, woo-hoo!

1111. We're going full-blown on this, huh?

1112. Really legit. - That's what we got.

1113. - Or D, O?

1114. - Here's the problem. - Yeah.

1115. - I don't have traditional health insurance.

1116. I've never had my blood type typed.

1117. - So you might learn something about yourself today.

1118. - This would be awesome. You know what I mean?

1119. - Yeah. - I'm falling from the sky,

1120. and I have no idea what's going on.

1121. - What do you gotta do, Jake?

1122. - I gotta pull a rip cord.

1123. - Yes, you do. Yes, you do, baby, yeah!

1124. Jacob, your options are Pass, Hacky Sack Attack,

1125. or Trust Fall.

1126. - Hacky Sack Attack.

1127. - Hard, hard pull. - Wow.

1128. - In that case, Ash,

1129. if I could please have the hacky sack.

1130. Thank you so much. Here's how this is gonna work.

1131. You and whoever you select from your entourage

1132. is gonna play a little game of hacky sack right here.

1133. For every hit you get,

1134. I will eliminate one incorrect answer.

1135. - All right, Prado.

1136. - Yeah, yeah. - Not me.

1137. - Prado. - Big agreement there.

1138. - That's right. - Prado, Kurt.

1139. Oof, you got me?

1140. - Always. - Cool, Evan.

1141. - Let's get you in this general zone right here, players.

1142. - Leaning on you.

1143. - Okay. - Can I give it a toss first?

1144. Or does it have to be like-

1145. - I'm gonna be over here to catch you, Prado.

1146. - Give it a toss first. - I'm gonna give you a toss.

1147. - Come on, Prado. - Three, two, one.

1148. Two.

1149. That's three!

1150. Whoo! - So great.

1151. - Back again, yes! Yes! - It's fine, dude.

1152. - Let's go! Let's go! - Prado coming through!

1153. - Yeah, Prado.

1154. - He was also a cheerleader for LA Galaxy.

1155. - Don't say that. - You were!

1156. - Oh. Hm. - Is that good blood to have?

1157. - It's all good blood. - Dude, your blood's great.

1158. - A. - All blood is good blood.

1159. - But there's, like, one that's, like, really good, right?

1160. - You are not the universal donor,

1161. but knowing how generous you are,

1162. I can understand why you would wanna be.

1163. - Yeah, I wanna be able to help.

1164. I'm gonna lock it in.

1165. It's A, now I know. Thanks for teaching me.

1166. Please don't steal my blood again.

1167. - Sorry, Jake, is it A, B or B, A?

1168. - B, A. - Which is A, yes.

1169. - So the answer is B?

1170. - Correct. - A.

1171. - Well, Jake, I have good news and I have bad news.

1172. The bad news is that the polar ice caps are melting.

1173. The good news is that you just won $75,000.

1174. - Ooh! - Yeah, yeah!

1175. - Whoa! - Wow, wow!

1176. - Come on, baby, let's go!

1177. - That's a Bong Bong.

1178. - Jake. - Oh!

1179. - Our next question is our last one.

1180. - Okay, all right.

1181. - And it is worth $100,000.

1182. - Man.

1183. - I'm moving to Eastern Oregon.

1184. Never coming back.

1185. - If we could be real for a moment?

1186. - Yeah.

1187. - It's been a hell of a year for you.

1188. What would $100,000 mean to you?

1189. - Yeah, oh, it's a crazy question to answer.

1190. I've never had that much money before.

1191. - Yep.

1192. - It almost feels impossible to wrap my head around

1193. what that looks like. - Yeah.

1194. - I know for sure it will give me security.

1195. - Oh yeah. - For a decent amount of time

1196. in which I can continue doing what I love to do,

1197. which is make people laugh. - Yeah.

1198. - There's not a lot of people that know exactly

1199. what they wanna do,

1200. and I know exactly what I wanna do,

1201. and that's make people laugh.

1202. And that's why this place is special.

1203. And with $100,000, I can make a lot of people laugh

1204. and make my own shit,

1205. employ my buddies to help me make my own shit.

1206. I really try and believe in D-I-Y until I D-I-E,

1207. and that's gonna allow me to make some incredible art

1208. with incredible people.

1209. And I can take my good friends out at a nice tasty meal,

1210. or get all the tacos in the world that we can think of,

1211. or finally eat 100 burgers,

1212. but

1213. it's nice to feel like I found a home,

1214. and it really does feel like home here.

1215. And this is, like, the biggest gesture,

1216. I think, anybody could make to be like,

1217. "Hey, man, you're home.

1218. We see you, we value you, and we believe in you."

1219. And I've said for a really long time,

1220. we talked about a lot coming up,

1221. you just need somebody who gets it.

1222. And I got Sam Reich.

1223. - Oh, boy!

1224. - So thank you. This is crazy.

1225. I'm gonna feel like crazy about this forever.

1226. And I hope I don't blow it on fucking,

1227. on all the bad stuff.

1228. - Just buy a doink!

1229. - A little bit on the bad stuff, a little

1230. bit on the bad stuff. - Little bit on the bad stuff.

1231. - Well, Jake, we've done all we can.

1232. Now, success is in your hands.

1233. Just like it's in your hands

1234. to sign up for Linkedln Premium.

1235. - Increase your profile visibility.

1236. It's like having a me out there.

1237. - Wow.

1238. Wanna know who spotted you?

1239. See who viewed your profile.

1240. - Thank you, sponsored players.

1241. Now, get outta here!

1242. - Bye, guys! - Whoo!

1243. Bye, guys!

1244. - Remember when you thought that

1245. wasn't Italian? - Wow, I still

1246. don't think it's Italian.

1247. Hey, real quick, jib, just quick jib in.

1248. Thanks for having me.

1249. - Jake, Jake, Jake. The name suits you, doesn't it?

1250. - It is mine.

1251. - Let's take a moment to ponder

1252. what could have been for $100,000.

1253. - Okay.

1254. - What other name did your parents have in mind for you?

1255. Was it A, Chris, B, Travis,

1256. C, Jeremy? - Holla!

1257. Or D?

1258. Or D, Justin?

1259. - What could have been and what is not?

1260. You know what I mean? - Totally, man.

1261. - Look, can I just pull my remaining rip cords?

1262. Why leave any gas in the tank, Sam?

1263. - In that case, Jacob, you have one rip cord left.

1264. - Okay. - And it's FaceTime A Dad.

1265. Great, all right.

1266. - Good choice, good choice.

1267. - Hello. What's up, Dad?

1268. - I can't hear you, I'll be right there.

1269. - Oh. - No-

1270. way! - Yeah!

1271. How you doing?

1272. This is crazy.

1273. The Wysocki blanket!

1274. Oh, hi, Pops. - Hi, how you doing?

1275. You're doing pretty good. - Yeah.

1276. Oh, shit, my dad was like, "I'm going to the beach."

1277. You fucking liar.

1278. - Tim, we cannot thank you enough

1279. for joining us here today. - Oh, thank you so much.

1280. Oh. - This is crazy.

1281. Welcome to my work. - That's so sweet.

1282. - I love it, I'm having a good time.

1283. - You meet Sasquatch? - Yes.

1284. I practically slept with him.

1285. - What an absolute delight of a man this is.

1286. - Oh. - No doubt in my mind

1287. where you came from.

1288. Tim, I believe Jake has a trivia question

1289. - for you. - Yes.

1290. What did your parents almost name you?

1291. A, Chris, B, Travis, C, Jeremy.

1292. Holla.

1293. - And D, Justin.

1294. The answer to the question is Travis

1295. because when you were born, I took one look at you,

1296. I said, "That's not a Travis."

1297. And you went for a while without a name until Mom

1298. and I came up with one.

1299. - What about Jacob finally stuck?

1300. - He was born in June, he was a Gemini,

1301. and the name Jacob lent itself to a two-person Gemini

1302. 'cause you had the Jacob and then you had the Jake.

1303. So it's like a dual name for a Gemini personality.

1304. - And I have known you all this time

1305. is interchangeably Jacob and Jake.

1306. - I'll answer to both.

1307. - So your answer? - Is B, Travis.

1308. Final answer, lock it in.

1309. Jake, we've pranked you quite a bit today.

1310. We put on a game show just for you.

1311. We made it personal, we made it, at times, challenging,

1312. and we made a fake background for your dad

1313. in order to be able to trick you

1314. into thinking he was at home,

1315. but you know what's not a prank?

1316. - What?

1317. - You just won $100,000.

1318. - Oh! - Oh yeah.

1319. - Yeah! - Yeah!

1320. Yes! Yes!

1321. - I wanna give an incredibly special shout-out

1322. to Kurt Maloney, my creative partner,

1323. - I just found out...

1324. - for putting this episode together.

1325. Love you, buddy. - That does it for us

1326. here at "Game Changer."

1327. I am your host, Sam Reich,

1328. reminding you that I love Jake.

1329. And that's my final answer, good night.