1. Get ready for a "Game Changer"!Copy !req
2. Tonight's guests, his hugs
make me go totally insane,Copy !req
3. it's Mike Trapp!Copy !req
4. That is wild.Copy !req
5. Buzzer Pizza's number one
customer, Rekha Shankar!Copy !req
6. And ready or Gastronaut,
it's Jordan Myrick!Copy !req
7. - Boi-yoi-yoi-yoi-yoing!Copy !req
8. - And your host, me. I've
been here the whole time.Copy !req
9. This is "Game Changer",Copy !req
10. the only show where the
game changes every show.Copy !req
11. I am your host, Sam Reich.Copy !req
12. I am joined today by these
three lovely contestants.Copy !req
13. Now, you all understand
how the game works.Copy !req
14. - No.
- Not at all.Copy !req
15. - I said yes, 'cause it's my
first time and I'm nervous.Copy !req
16. - That's right, our players have no ideaCopy !req
17. what game it is they're about to play.Copy !req
18. The only way to learn is by playing,Copy !req
19. the only way to win is by learning,Copy !req
20. and the only way to begin is by beginning.Copy !req
21. So without further ado, let's
begin, with another episode.Copy !req
22. Then another, then another.Copy !req
23. Backing myself further
and further into a cornerCopy !req
24. where it's harder and
harder to be original.Copy !req
25. - I've noticed that.Copy !req
26. - Your stuff has been suffering.Copy !req
27. - Players, I'm spent.Copy !req
28. Would you produce this episode for me?Copy !req
29. First to the stage is Paul,Copy !req
30. with a pitch that's no copy, all paste.Copy !req
31. - Trapp, Rekha, Jordan,
I stand before you todayCopy !req
32. a humble man with big dreams.Copy !req
33. I have a question.Copy !req
34. What do you remember and cherishCopy !req
35. the most from your childhood?Copy !req
36. Allow me to answer for you.Copy !req
37. I bet it's when we used
to cover our hands in glueCopy !req
38. and then peel it off.Copy !req
39. Well, my pitch today is
called Project Snake Skin.Copy !req
40. If you fund my idea, two
amazing helpers, Nico and Ash,Copy !req
41. are going to cover my entire body in glueCopy !req
42. and then remove it in
long, satisfying strips.Copy !req
43. I am asking for a modest sum of $550Copy !req
44. to cover the cost of materials
and the full body waxCopy !req
45. that I got in preparation for this.Copy !req
46. Producers, what do you say?Copy !req
47. Peel or no peel?Copy !req
48. - Now players, or should I say producers,Copy !req
49. I have made no secret over the yearsCopy !req
50. as to how Dropout marketing works.Copy !req
51. We produce content, and
then we market that content,Copy !req
52. using social video to do so.Copy !req
53. The producer to fund the ideasCopy !req
54. with the most social video
views wins the episode.Copy !req
55. Of course, we won't know who that isCopy !req
56. until a month after this episode airsCopy !req
57. and all the clips have been posted.Copy !req
58. - Oh, interesting.
- You each have $10,000.Copy !req
59. What do you think of Paul's pitch?Copy !req
60. - I love Paul's pitch.Copy !req
61. Anyone who enjoys looking
at a shirtless Paul-Copy !req
62. - Huge demo.Copy !req
63. - How much nudity will there be?Copy !req
64. I'm looking for no penis.
Legs definitely, maybe butt.Copy !req
65. - Jordan, I'm with you.Copy !req
66. I'm ready to go down
to my briefs for this.Copy !req
67. - I think we could attract a
lot of people that are like,Copy !req
68. you're killing yourself.
- Yeah.Copy !req
69. - You're putting glue all over your body.Copy !req
70. - What is seeping into your skin?Copy !req
71. - Hate views from-
- Wow. Wow.Copy !req
72. - Oh, so rage bait.Copy !req
73. - People are really going
to debate in the commentsCopy !req
74. whether I'm harming myself in some way.Copy !req
75. - Controversy does mean engagement.Copy !req
76. - That's how I live.Copy !req
77. - You call this Project Snake Skin.Copy !req
78. I think what you want is a
peel of one solid, slimy-Copy !req
79. - Could you get it in one piece?Copy !req
80. - I don't think he could do it.Copy !req
81. - I'm going to be wearing underwear,Copy !req
82. so I can't break the line there.Copy !req
83. But maybe I could do one full top pieceCopy !req
84. and two for the bottom-
- Like a sweater and pants.Copy !req
85. - People want the one big-
- They do want it.Copy !req
86. - That's what I'm hoping to
achieve today, with your help.Copy !req
87. - If any one of you
decides to fund this video,Copy !req
88. Paul will go offstage.Copy !req
89. We will record the gluing up.Copy !req
90. Then he'll come back onto the stage,Copy !req
91. and we'll watch you peel it off of him.Copy !req
92. - You brought up so many good points,Copy !req
93. but I also want to bring up 90s nostalgia.Copy !req
94. - Do people not do the glue thing anymore?Copy !req
95. - I was born in 1993,
and I didn't do this.Copy !req
96. Gasp!Copy !req
97. - But do you still see the appealCopy !req
98. - in such a feat of strength?
- The a-peel!Copy !req
99. - I think I'm going to
go ahead and say I'm out.Copy !req
100. Oh my.Copy !req
101. - Jordan is out.
- That's really huge.Copy !req
102. - I love you, Paul.Copy !req
103. Would either of
you like to make PaulCopy !req
104. an offer of his requested $550?Copy !req
105. - How do you feel about 100?Copy !req
106. - 100 doesn't even cover the
wax that I already paid for.Copy !req
107. - How much did the wax cost?Copy !req
108. I don't want to say that.Copy !req
109. - I do think this appeals
to me on an emotional level.Copy !req
110. It appeals to me on an intellectual level.Copy !req
111. - Let's go, Trapp. I
know you want to say yes.Copy !req
112. - Paul, I'm in. I believe in you.Copy !req
113. - I knew from the very startCopy !req
114. that you were the one I wanted to go with.Copy !req
115. - Great.
- Let's lock it in.Copy !req
116. - In that case, Paul, your
idea has been greenlit.Copy !req
117. - Thank you.
- Nico and Ash,Copy !req
118. please go ahead and cover Paul in glue!Copy !req
119. - Let's go!
- Let's go!Copy !req
120. It's peeling time, you
guys! Thank you, producers.Copy !req
121. - Literally, no problem.Copy !req
122. Oh my god.Copy !req
123. You're artists.Copy !req
124. That's a pretty good, solid layer.Copy !req
125. I feel good about this.Copy !req
126. - Trapp, that is $550 away from you,Copy !req
127. bringing you to $9,450.Copy !req
128. Congratulations on
being our first producerCopy !req
129. to take a chance on an idea.Copy !req
130. - If no one else funds
anything, I've won by default.Copy !req
131. - Hey, listen, quantity is a part of this.Copy !req
132. - Oh, because they all add up.Copy !req
133. - They all add up.Copy !req
134. - Better bring out another
muscular queer man.Copy !req
135. - Would you settle for
a muscular queer woman?Copy !req
136. - Yes.
- Yes.Copy !req
137. Next, Anna has an ideaCopy !req
138. that's a kind jester
toward total strangers.Copy !req
139. - Hear ye, hear ye!Copy !req
140. Producers, haveth you ever
seen those videos of the gentsCopy !req
141. rolling around the basketball
hoop in town squareCopy !req
142. for strangers to shooteth
upon a free throw?Copy !req
143. They're like, "Stranger, take the ball!"Copy !req
144. And then the strangers
sort of shoot the ball,Copy !req
145. and if they make it, it's like, woo!Copy !req
146. And even if they don't make
it, they're like, "Good job!"Copy !req
147. - I've seen those videos, yes.Copy !req
148. - Hugely viral!Copy !req
149. Lo, our video will present
strangers with a throneCopy !req
150. upon which to reign.Copy !req
151. My bell fell off.Copy !req
152. - I'm out! I'm out!Copy !req
153. - Oh, and that's fair!
- The bells-Copy !req
154. - Oh!Copy !req
155. I'm in!Copy !req
156. - We got him back, boys! We got him back!Copy !req
157. I will assemble a crew of Dropout membersCopy !req
158. to go into the world and find our kings,Copy !req
159. record it, and boom, royal virality.Copy !req
160. So for props, costumes, and a
really cool throne and stuff,Copy !req
161. I am seeking a budget of $1,800.Copy !req
162. Will you join me in giving peopleCopy !req
163. the pleasure of being king for a day?Copy !req
164. - I feel like with
those basketball videos,Copy !req
165. you're getting an element of competition.Copy !req
166. - The goal of the basketball videosCopy !req
167. is not to make the basket.
- Okay.Copy !req
168. - It's breaking the pattern
of everyday monotony.Copy !req
169. - The average person on
the street is very scared.Copy !req
170. - But perhaps it's a gorgeous throne.Copy !req
171. - Sure.Copy !req
172. - And remember when "Game
of Thrones" was so big,Copy !req
173. and everyone wanted to sit in that chair?Copy !req
174. - Right.
- That's true.Copy !req
175. - So people will see it, be enticed.Copy !req
176. Real excited. Come on, try it!Copy !req
177. And then all of a sudden,
you're being fed grapes.Copy !req
178. - Something that's missing for me,Copy !req
179. kind of piggybacking
off my colleague Jordan,Copy !req
180. is the underdog story.Copy !req
181. I think what's interesting
about these videosCopy !req
182. that I would like, for the record,Copy !req
183. to say I've never seen or heard of-Copy !req
184. - That does hinder me
ultimately in the longterm.Copy !req
185. - And how many Dropout cast members?Copy !req
186. - Holy moly.
- Say your three favorite,Copy !req
187. and that's who will be in it with you.Copy !req
188. - What about these three
amazing Dropout cast membersCopy !req
189. in front of me?
- I won't bring the numbers.Copy !req
190. Okay!Copy !req
191. - How do you move around a throneCopy !req
192. that is big enough and sturdy enough-Copy !req
193. - I'm picturing sort of a dolly situation.Copy !req
194. - Okay, can I pitch on that pitch?Copy !req
195. - Absolutely.
- This should be a parade.Copy !req
196. - Okay!Copy !req
197. Because I love a parade.Copy !req
198. - You run up to them, you say, "Quick!"Copy !req
199. Something of that nature.
- Scary!Copy !req
200. - You hop on the dolly.Copy !req
201. It's some kind of throne or whatever.Copy !req
202. - Love.Copy !req
203. - You get pulled like 15 feet,
you wave, everybody claps.Copy !req
204. I will go in.Copy !req
205. 1,500.Copy !req
206. - Okay.Copy !req
207. - Thank you.
- Okay.Copy !req
208. - I'm out.Copy !req
209. - And why?Copy !req
210. - I think this will scare most people.Copy !req
211. I think people will not
want to sit in the chair.Copy !req
212. - So far, $1,500 offer from Jordan.Copy !req
213. - I think it's great, and I think youCopy !req
214. have gone very viral many times before.Copy !req
215. - You yourself have virality.
- Wow.Copy !req
216. - So I think I'm ready
to attach myself to you.Copy !req
217. - Thank you. Wow, I
didn't even bring that up.Copy !req
218. - That's a $1,500 offer.Copy !req
219. Do you want to counter Jordan? Anna?Copy !req
220. - If anything, I'm scrappy and crafty,Copy !req
221. and I do think we can make it work.Copy !req
222. - Anna's idea has been greenlit
for $1,500 by Jordan Myrick.Copy !req
223. - Congratulations.
- Jordan, you're on the board.Copy !req
224. That's $1,500 away from you.Copy !req
225. - Thank you.Copy !req
226. - It's a pleasure doing business.Copy !req
227. This is mine!Copy !req
228. Bye!
- Bye!Copy !req
229. - Thank you!
- Good job!Copy !req
230. - We seek a king for the day!Copy !req
231. - We are waiting for a king!Copy !req
232. - A benevolent ruler!
- No princes!Copy !req
233. - Please, come. King for
a day, be king for a day!Copy !req
234. - Would any of you like to be king?Copy !req
235. We're ungoverned!Copy !req
236. King, king! Little king!
- King, no? King, no?Copy !req
237. - Please!
- Uh-oh. Competition, guys.Copy !req
238. - Oh my god.
- Want to ride with me?Copy !req
239. - You want to ride with
us? You can be king!Copy !req
240. Hop on for one second!Copy !req
241. What is your name, sir?Copy !req
242. - My name is Marha.Copy !req
243. - Marha!
- All hail King Marha!Copy !req
244. Take the king's hand!Copy !req
245. - Kiss the king's hand, please. Thank you.Copy !req
246. Off with her head!Copy !req
247. - Would you like to be kingCopy !req
248. while you get to your appointment?Copy !req
249. - All hail Queen Lisa!
- Queen Lisa!Copy !req
250. - Bow to your peaceful queen!Copy !req
251. - Whatever you guys are
doing, it looks like fun.Copy !req
252. - All hail-
- King Too Fresh!Copy !req
253. It is your job to knight someone.Copy !req
254. - I demand you to slay
this guy right here!Copy !req
255. - Slay the cameraman!
- My liege!Copy !req
256. - The king has ordered murder!Copy !req
257. - King for a day!
- Would you like to be a king?Copy !req
258. Yes.Copy !req
259. - A child rules this
kingdom, as it should be!Copy !req
260. - What do you want as king?Copy !req
261. Food!Copy !req
262. The king feasts!Copy !req
263. - Queen Debbie!Copy !req
264. Bow to the queen right now!Copy !req
265. Whoa, rollerblader!Copy !req
266. - Queen Rania! All hail!
- All hail Queen Rania!Copy !req
267. - Come on! You can be king!Copy !req
268. I've gotten a kiss from the king.Copy !req
269. - Producers, it's time for our next pitch.Copy !req
270. Next to the stage is Katie,Copy !req
271. whose pitch is a real roll of the dice.Copy !req
272. Oh! Oh, wow!Copy !req
273. Oh! Oh!Copy !req
274. Space work.Copy !req
275. And she's going around a second time.Copy !req
276. - Is this going to be for a horse?Copy !req
277. - I hope this is the whole pitch.Copy !req
278. - Greetings, fair travelers.Copy !req
279. D&D has captured the imagination
of the Dropout audience,Copy !req
280. and I should know.Copy !req
281. I've been in exactly one
"Dimension 20" campaignCopy !req
282. and was never invited back.Copy !req
283. But that all changes today.Copy !req
284. My pitch, Katie DMs a
"Dimension 20" campaign.Copy !req
285. My players, the best DMs in the world,Copy !req
286. all forced to sit through
whatever bullshit I come up with.Copy !req
287. Perhaps we're on a bus, or in an Uber.Copy !req
288. Haven't put much thought into it.Copy !req
289. Whatever it ends up being,Copy !req
290. the results are sure to be upsettingCopy !req
291. not just to D&D fans, but
specifically to Brennan.Copy !req
292. And what does the internet love
more than an upset Brennan?Copy !req
293. I am seeking a budget of $3,000.Copy !req
294. - And it's going to be one
full episode of "Dimension 20"?Copy !req
295. That I DM, knowing nothing.Copy !req
296. - Can I go back to your
idea of it being on a bus?Copy !req
297. - Yes.Copy !req
298. - I think that's terrific.
- Thank you.Copy !req
299. - Nowhere to go. I'm in.Copy !req
300. I think people will watch
this because they love to seeCopy !req
301. a twist on D20.
- Yes.Copy !req
302. - They would love to see these
heavy hitters at the table.Copy !req
303. - Yes.
- Doing your weird bus stuff.Copy !req
304. - Right, my bus stuff.
- It could be Uber. I'm open.Copy !req
305. - I'm thinking bus.
- Yeah!Copy !req
306. - I'm thinking we go bus.
- Yeah. You think school bus?Copy !req
307. You think city bus?
- I think city bus,Copy !req
308. and I think that I dress sort
of like this for the campaignCopy !req
309. but it has nothing to do with it.Copy !req
310. - Insane.Copy !req
311. - Can I go ahead and say that I'm in?Copy !req
312. Speaking from personal experience,Copy !req
313. any clip with Brennan will go viral.Copy !req
314. - Yes.Copy !req
315. - So it kind of doesn't
matter what you do.Copy !req
316. - I love that.Copy !req
317. - I will give you $3,500.Copy !req
318. I'll give you 500 extra dollars.Copy !req
319. - How much did I ask for?Copy !req
320. - You asked for $3,000.Copy !req
321. - And how much did you say?Copy !req
322. - I said 35. I'll give you a little-Copy !req
323. - I'm not a numbers person.Copy !req
324. - I will give you $2,500.
- Interesting.Copy !req
325. - That is less than-
- That's less!Copy !req
326. - Don't tell her that!
- That's less!Copy !req
327. - She just said she's
not a numbers person!Copy !req
328. - Trapp!
- $3,500, and I will be in it.Copy !req
329. - I can give you $4,000,Copy !req
330. and I can also get Rekha to be in it.Copy !req
331. - No, you can't.
- No, I can.Copy !req
332. - No, you can't.Copy !req
333. - Rekha's one of my best
friends in the entire world.Copy !req
334. - You literally can't.Copy !req
335. You literally can't.
- I can.Copy !req
336. - I wanted it to be DM specific
because I'm going to be-Copy !req
337. - So you don't want me in it.
- I don't want Rekha.Copy !req
338. - $3,500, and I swear
Rekha won't be in it.Copy !req
339. - I will give you $3,500Copy !req
340. with the promise I will not be in it.Copy !req
341. - And I'll give you that exact same thing.Copy !req
342. - Two hundred hundred dollars.Copy !req
343. - Shut up, Trapp!Copy !req
344. - Katie-
- I'll slap you! Yeah?Copy !req
345. - Katie, the choice is
yours. Rekha or Jordan.Copy !req
346. - Rekha. I'm going Rekha. Sorry, Jordan.Copy !req
347. - Wow, you didn't even look at me.Copy !req
348. - I indicated early interest.Copy !req
349. - And I came in here thinkingCopy !req
350. I would like to work with Rekha on this.Copy !req
351. I'm so sorry.
- This is greenlit!Copy !req
352. And that is $3,500 away from Rekha.Copy !req
353. Rekha and Katie are in business
together! Congratulations!Copy !req
354. - Hello, everyone, and welcome
to another thrilling seasonCopy !req
355. of "Dimension 20: On a Bus".
- On a bus?Copy !req
356. - I am your humble dragon
master, Katie Marovitch,Copy !req
357. and with me, as always, are my people.Copy !req
358. Say hi, my people.Copy !req
359. Hi, my people.Copy !req
360. - You already know them.
You already love them.Copy !req
361. Brennan Lee Mulligan.
- Hi.Copy !req
362. - Aabria Iyengar.
- Hi.Copy !req
363. - Jasmine Bhullar.
- Hello.Copy !req
364. - And we've got my favorite, no offenseCopy !req
365. Mark MercerCopy !req
366. - Hey. Mark here.
- I love you, Mark.Copy !req
367. And let me set the scene.Copy !req
368. - Oh my god!
- Christ.Copy !req
369. I know Rick had nothing to do with that.Copy !req
370. - So, I guess it's time for a battle.Copy !req
371. - With who?Copy !req
372. - A battle.
- What do you mean?Copy !req
373. - Based on what?Copy !req
374. - Who are we fighting?
- Is the bus under attack?Copy !req
375. - Do you want to be lint?
- Oh.Copy !req
376. - Do you want to be a little army man?Copy !req
377. Do you want to be this little hat?Copy !req
378. Or do you want to be a blue M&M?Copy !req
379. - I'll be hat.Copy !req
380. And there you are! A hat!Copy !req
381. - There's food in this.Copy !req
382. - And then I have dice for you.Copy !req
383. Just sixes.Copy !req
384. I ate my M&M.Copy !req
385. - Air.Copy !req
386. Mmm.Copy !req
387. I ask you to ponder that.Copy !req
388. - Where's the air? In context
of what? What's it doing?Copy !req
389. How does it connect to us
and our emotional journey?Copy !req
390. Do we experience the air? Who are we?Copy !req
391. Some of us are lint!Copy !req
392. - As we make our way into
Los Angeles, California.Copy !req
393. - As a piece of lint, do I
have a natural affinity forCopy !req
394. - the landscape of Los Angeles?
- You're really-Copy !req
395. - You are thinking so hard.
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.Copy !req
396. - You're trying to
believe in this so hard.Copy !req
397. - We are actually on a bus.Copy !req
398. Our mission is to get from
North Hollywood to LAX.Copy !req
399. - This is a longer season, right?Copy !req
400. - You're going to roll your
dice. We have a lot of dice.Copy !req
401. - They're not the right ones.Copy !req
402. - What are you rolling for?Copy !req
403. - You go first. Can you roll for me?Copy !req
404. - Just roll 1d6?
- Roll what?Copy !req
405. - He's rolling initiative!
- You just said he goes first!Copy !req
406. You don't need initiative
if he's going first!Copy !req
407. - Five.Copy !req
408. - Okay, so actually, you needed a six,Copy !req
409. a perfect six, in order to attack.Copy !req
410. - What are we fighting!Copy !req
411. - Don't know what it is.Copy !req
412. Okay, I got a two.Copy !req
413. - You needed a six, so-Copy !req
414. - What is the dice system of the game?Copy !req
415. - Six.
- Six!Copy !req
416. - So what does six do?Copy !req
417. - That's excellent. You destroyed the bus.Copy !req
418. - So in the first episode
of "Dimension 20: On a Bus",Copy !req
419. we destroy the bus in
the first 10 minutes?Copy !req
420. - The bus is gone. The bus is gone.Copy !req
421. - Are we abandoned on the
freeway now without a bus?Copy !req
422. - Matt can't help himself but help youCopy !req
423. narrate this into making sense.Copy !req
424. - Here you go. Here's your fucking bus.Copy !req
425. - Katie, you have an
awesome responsibility.Copy !req
426. You are the horizontal and the vertical.Copy !req
427. You are the environment and all events.Copy !req
428. Can you make me understand how a hatCopy !req
429. did something that was rolling
a five, and a bus is gone?Copy !req
430. I can't imagine what happened.Copy !req
431. - Yeah, and we'll get into that next week.Copy !req
432. - No.
- Why? No!Copy !req
433. - Well, that's everything.Copy !req
434. We'll see you next timeCopy !req
435. on another exciting episode
of "Dimension 20: On A Bus".Copy !req
436. - There's no bus anymore!Copy !req
437. - We're going to now begin
the "Adventuring Party".Copy !req
438. - No! No! No!
- I'll fucking kill myself.Copy !req
439. - Let's do it right now.
- No!Copy !req
440. - Producers, it's time
for your next pitch.Copy !req
441. Next up,
Erika makes the producersCopy !req
442. a cutting edge proposal.Copy !req
443. - Hello, producers. I'm many things.Copy !req
444. A voiceover artist, a TTRPGer.Copy !req
445. I'm also one thing that you
perhaps do not know about.Copy !req
446. A real estate mogul.Copy !req
447. And I am about to offer youCopy !req
448. my side shave real estate.Copy !req
449. - Oh!
- Yeah, it's very famous.Copy !req
450. - Should you fund this idea,Copy !req
451. my side shave artist here Ed Fonseca-Copy !req
452. - Hello.
- ... is ready to shaveCopy !req
453. whatever you may want into
my head, here and now.Copy !req
454. My only limits are your imagination.Copy !req
455. For Ed's fee, as well as
my likely embarrassment,Copy !req
456. I am seeking a budget of just $500.Copy !req
457. - Shaved side of the head is
huge to the queer community,Copy !req
458. so I think my community
might be seeing thatCopy !req
459. a little bit more than the
community of these two.Copy !req
460. - I have a question for
Ed, if I may address you.Copy !req
461. - Of course.
- Don't talk to Ed!Copy !req
462. Do not look Ed in the eye!
- Sorry, sorry, sorry!Copy !req
463. Ed, are you able to get
as detailed as a face?Copy !req
464. - Can you shave a QR code in there?Copy !req
465. - Those are a little bit more difficult.Copy !req
466. - Too crazy, okay.
- He can do a face.Copy !req
467. How detailed the face might be?Copy !req
468. - Okay.
- What's your specialty?Copy !req
469. - I met Ed because I wanted tentaclesCopy !req
470. shaved into the side of my head.Copy !req
471. We have done a maze, a bunch of dice.Copy !req
472. - I'm in, because I have a vision.Copy !req
473. - What's your vision?Copy !req
474. - I'm not telling everyone here-Copy !req
475. - Lookie here!Copy !req
476. - I've said yes to less.Copy !req
477. - Let me whisper it. Can you come to me?Copy !req
478. - Okay. Yeah.Copy !req
479. - Everybody muff your ears.Copy !req
480. - Ed, do you have a favorite
design you've ever done?Copy !req
481. - Mostly freestyle.
- Cool.Copy !req
482. - I've been cutting 35 years.
- Yeah.Copy !req
483. - And a rap artist that was
getting a lot of designs,Copy !req
484. he put one of mine on his album.Copy !req
485. - Wow!Copy !req
486. - I've just been doing it ever since.Copy !req
487. - That's actually pretty good, so.Copy !req
488. - Jordan and Erika have
a handshake agreement.Copy !req
489. - I will do whatever Jordan
said for a dollar more.Copy !req
490. - Okay, I'll do one more dollar than that.Copy !req
491. - Another dollar atop that.Copy !req
492. - Great. One more from me.Copy !req
493. - We are at $504.Copy !req
494. - One more dollar!Copy !req
495. - And then I'll do one on top of that.Copy !req
496. - All right, that's fine.Copy !req
497. - In that case, this
goes to Jordan for $506.Copy !req
498. All right!Copy !req
499. - Jordan, do we get to hear what this is?Copy !req
500. - No, you don't.Copy !req
501. - Wow! It's going to be a surprise!Copy !req
502. - That's cool.
- I consented.Copy !req
503. - I'm so excited. Well,
congratulations, Jordan.Copy !req
504. Congratulations, Erika.Copy !req
505. We will see you once the shave is done.Copy !req
506. Oh my gosh.Copy !req
507. Okay.Copy !req
508. Oh my god. Jordan!Copy !req
509. - If I could please have the next pitch.Copy !req
510. Next up
is Sephie with a pitchCopy !req
511. that's sure to rev your engines.Copy !req
512. - Hello. Welcome to me.Copy !req
513. - Great start.Copy !req
514. - You know what Dropout's
audience needs mostCopy !req
515. is a good extra helping of horny.Copy !req
516. My pitch to you is a
sexy, 90s style car washCopy !req
517. with your favorite Dropout
stars like Ify, Grant,Copy !req
518. a bunch of other people.Copy !req
519. I have consenting forms from every personCopy !req
520. that I just mentioned and
a bunch of other peopleCopy !req
521. whose names I can't read
'cause their signatures suck.Copy !req
522. - You say you have a lot of
signatures. How many people-Copy !req
523. - 20.Copy !req
524. - 20?
- 20 sudsy sluts?Copy !req
525. - 20 sudsy sluts that have
all consented to this.Copy !req
526. - Down by the seashore.Copy !req
527. - Not because I threatened
their jobs at all.Copy !req
528. - How much are you asking for?Copy !req
529. - $4,200.
- What!Copy !req
530. - We will be renting a muscle car.Copy !req
531. - What!
- Oh.Copy !req
532. - We can't just do a Honda?
- You think this comes cheap?Copy !req
533. Do you think this is cheap?
- No, that's nice.Copy !req
534. - Last time we were at a
party, you had me touch that,Copy !req
535. and it felt very expensive.
- It was.Copy !req
536. - Is there anyone else you plan on asking?Copy !req
537. - Jordan wants to be in it.
- I'm just wondering!Copy !req
538. - What we are funding is
a video of the car wash.Copy !req
539. - Yes.Copy !req
540. - What is your vision for this video?Copy !req
541. - Music video? Is it a-
- What's the vibe here?Copy !req
542. - It is a music video with
royalty-free music, probably,Copy !req
543. where everyone starts
washing a muscle car,Copy !req
544. scantily clad in things like, you know,Copy !req
545. bikini tops, denim panties.Copy !req
546. - It seems a little pricey to me,Copy !req
547. especially because a car wash, in theory,Copy !req
548. should generate money, right?Copy !req
549. - Very business-minded.Copy !req
550. - I think what this is missing for meCopy !req
551. is the competition element to it.Copy !req
552. Like, two teams of sexy car washes.Copy !req
553. - Can I pitch on that pitch?
- Please.Copy !req
554. - It could be like,
like if you want team A,Copy !req
555. comment if you want team B.
- Wow.Copy !req
556. - That is actually an incredible idea.Copy !req
557. Then it's spurring engagement.Copy !req
558. It's interactive.Copy !req
559. - If you do that, I could give you $3,600.Copy !req
560. I will even offer myselfCopy !req
561. in the most amount of clothes possible.Copy !req
562. - Just Rekha, fully clothed, soaking wet.Copy !req
563. Absolutely.Copy !req
564. - Could I go in with you on this?Copy !req
565. - Sure. A joint proposal.
- And we do 50/50.Copy !req
566. - Can I do $3,600 and one dollar?Copy !req
567. - I will kill you.Copy !req
568. - This right now stands
with the two of youCopy !req
569. offering to go in
together, Rekha and Jordan.Copy !req
570. - You want to do 37 split?Copy !req
571. - I would do 37 split with you.Copy !req
572. - We'll do 37 split.Copy !req
573. - Or Mike Trapp-Copy !req
574. - Who hasn't offered himself,
fully clothed or otherwise,Copy !req
575. to the project.
- No.Copy !req
576. - I'm offering the incredible ideaCopy !req
577. of making it a competition.Copy !req
578. - Which we stole!Copy !req
579. - Thank you. I'm going
with these two, thank you.Copy !req
580. - Aw!
- That's so sweet.Copy !req
581. - This pitch is being split
between Rekha and Jordan.Copy !req
582. - Thank you for the idea.
I'm sorry we stole it.Copy !req
583. - But that's business, baby.
- That's okay.Copy !req
584. - That's business.Copy !req
585. - And it's greenlit!
Sephie, congratulations!Copy !req
586. - Bye!Copy !req
587. - I can't stop bidding! I'm addicted!Copy !req
588. - And so that's $1,850 from each of you.Copy !req
589. - I love the idea of comment,
like. I think that's smart.Copy !req
590. - I think it could be fun.Copy !req
591. - This is the sexy car wash.Copy !req
592. Like if you think team one is the sexiest.Copy !req
593. Comment if you think
team two is the sexiest.Copy !req
594. - Trapp, we're going to
have to start figuring outCopy !req
595. how to weasel you in there.Copy !req
596. - How much do you have?Copy !req
597. - I've only bid on Paul's so far.Copy !req
598. - That's all you have, is Paul?Copy !req
599. - Speaking of Paul, we have
an update on Mr. Robalino.Copy !req
600. Paul, let's get you out onstage.Copy !req
601. No, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
602. - How are you feeling, Paul?Copy !req
603. - I can hardly move my body.Copy !req
604. Let me show you this.Copy !req
605. - Wow!
- Oh my god!Copy !req
606. I actually need help.Copy !req
607. - Trapp, I'm going to invite you to helpCopy !req
608. peel the snake skin off
of Paul, but before I do,Copy !req
609. let's get kiddie pool out
here to catch the remnants.Copy !req
610. It looks awful.Copy !req
611. It's very scary.Copy !req
612. - It looks like you're a fake person.Copy !req
613. Oh, it wrinkles!Copy !req
614. Do you see how wrinkly I look?Copy !req
615. Oh my goodness.Copy !req
616. It's already kind of peeling off.Copy !req
617. - It's got a kind of
old man skin vibe to it.Copy !req
618. - Aw!
- This looks so great!Copy !req
619. - It looks so scary.
- Oh, it's stuck.Copy !req
620. - Oh no, who knew glue would stick?Copy !req
621. Shut up, Rekha!Copy !req
622. It's like the Tin Man.Copy !req
623. We're going to try. Oh, look at that!Copy !req
624. Just you and me, Paul.Copy !req
625. - Guys, it really feels good.Copy !req
626. This feels like an expensive therapeutic.Copy !req
627. - You ever rub butter under chicken skin?Copy !req
628. - Oh, that's fun.
- Should I just tear it,Copy !req
629. and then do a full, like, one of these?Copy !req
630. - Oh, yeah!Copy !req
631. - All right, we're going to do it.Copy !req
632. Oh no.Copy !req
633. For you!
- Don't touch me!Copy !req
634. - For you!
- Don't touch me!Copy !req
635. Don't touch me!Copy !req
636. - Thank you.Copy !req
637. - Oh god! Wow!
- That's good, Trapp.Copy !req
638. - That's a good one.
- That's really good.Copy !req
639. - For me? Yay!
- And you.Copy !req
640. Skin for everyone!
- Oh yeah.Copy !req
641. - Would anyone else like
a piece of the action?Copy !req
642. - Oh, how fun.
- I also want to say,Copy !req
643. this is non-toxic, so you can eat it.Copy !req
644. - It's like you're an iPhone,Copy !req
645. and I'm unboxing you.
- Yes!Copy !req
646. Wait, the back is great.
Turn around for the back.Copy !req
647. That actually
would be a good title.Copy !req
648. - Oh, turn around for the
back. Turn around for the back.Copy !req
649. Unboxing Paul?Copy !req
650. Unboxing Paul Robalino.Copy !req
651. Yeah.Copy !req
652. - The back!
- Yeah.Copy !req
653. - This absolutely rules.
- Look at that.Copy !req
654. Oh, my mouth is watering.Copy !req
655. - This feels amazing.Copy !req
656. - Imagine if you were on
any kind of drug right now.Copy !req
657. Yeah, imagine if.Copy !req
658. - Yeah, Paul did $550
worth of drugs before this.Copy !req
659. - Well, he sniffed a bunch of glue!Copy !req
660. Oh my god, they're
coming off like fishnets!Copy !req
661. - I don't know if anyone's
going to enjoy watching this,Copy !req
662. but I like doing it.Copy !req
663. I do wonder what the biggest
piece we've pulled off is.Copy !req
664. - This is one leg.
- That's one leg.Copy !req
665. - Hot!
- Wow.Copy !req
666. - This is working better
than I ever could've dreamed.Copy !req
667. Thank you for helping
make my dream come true.Copy !req
668. - Thank you. This is very satisfying.Copy !req
669. Wow. How about it?Copy !req
670. - Rekha, Jordan, any regrets?Copy !req
671. - No!
- No.Copy !req
672. Paul, what a triumph!Copy !req
673. Producers, it's time for our next pitch.Copy !req
674. Next, Grant's
pitch to the producersCopy !req
675. is sure to make a big pop.Copy !req
676. I'm out.Copy !req
677. - Mingge, please?
- Hi, Mingge!Copy !req
678. - Good to see you!
- Welcome back.Copy !req
679. Now, I'd like to do an
experiment with you, if I may.Copy !req
680. - Okay.
- You're set?Copy !req
681. - Yes.Copy !req
682. - Now, would you call that
crack oddly satisfying?Copy !req
683. - Grant, that was not oddly satisfying.Copy !req
684. - It's not, you're absolutely
right. Thank you very much!Copy !req
685. - I started out out,Copy !req
686. and I'm somehow less in than I was before.Copy !req
687. - Trapp, I'm offering you
the opportunity to createCopy !req
688. the most oddly satisfying
bone cracking video ever made.Copy !req
689. Body ASMR is how me and
millions of other peopleCopy !req
690. get to sleep every night.Copy !req
691. I am offering you the chance to pair me upCopy !req
692. with a doctor of chiropractic medicine,Copy !req
693. the most sensitive microphone technologyCopy !req
694. in Hollywood, California, and my back.Copy !req
695. Now, if you're unfamiliar
with the art form,Copy !req
696. you should know that a lot
of these chiropractors,Copy !req
697. god bless them, they record
their videos with a USB mic,Copy !req
698. or god forbid, an iPhone.Copy !req
699. But we in show business
know that it can be better.Copy !req
700. It can be louder. It can
be more oddly satisfying.Copy !req
701. Producers, I'm asking for
$1,200 for this video.Copy !req
702. With your help, I believe that I canCopy !req
703. bring crack to the whole world.Copy !req
704. - An epidemic, if you will.Copy !req
705. - You mentioned that these
videos are used to fall asleep,Copy !req
706. but in the same breath mentionedCopy !req
707. how loud you would like it to be.Copy !req
708. - You crack your back?
- Yes.Copy !req
709. - Is it more or less satisfying
depending on how loud it is?Copy !req
710. - Maybe what you're talking about,Copy !req
711. and Mingge, feel free to correct me,Copy !req
712. is sort of like a fidelity of sound.Copy !req
713. It's like you want to hear all
those semitones in between.Copy !req
714. - Yeah.
- Now, Grant, I don't knowCopy !req
715. if it has the potential for a
massively viral sort of thing.Copy !req
716. I am interested in it, but I also worryCopy !req
717. that my current portfolio
is just a man peeling skin.Copy !req
718. - How much of you is in it?Copy !req
719. - And can we have less?Copy !req
720. - Something that you
should know about me isCopy !req
721. I have really bad joints.
- Mm-hm.Copy !req
722. - A lot of them make a lot of noise.Copy !req
723. And you can have all sortsCopy !req
724. of loud cracksCopy !req
725. all over the internet.Copy !req
726. - I'm going to say I'm out.Copy !req
727. - Jordan has established
that they are out.Copy !req
728. Trapp and Rekha, do I hear
an offer from either of you?Copy !req
729. - I'm sorry, I'm out.Copy !req
730. Grant, if you had come out and
said that you had a new ASMRCopy !req
731. to put people to sleep that
was just your opinions,Copy !req
732. - I'd be in.
- Wow.Copy !req
733. - But I think cracks doesn't do it for me.Copy !req
734. - Here's something I would want.Copy !req
735. I would like a crack counter
in the corner of the video.Copy !req
736. - Mm!Copy !req
737. To count the number of cracks.Copy !req
738. Like, how high will this go?Copy !req
739. - What if we were to say that if I hitCopy !req
740. a certain number of cracks,
I get a lot of money?Copy !req
741. - I don't find that satisfying.Copy !req
742. - I think I could get 40 cracks.Copy !req
743. - Our budget is $1,200.Copy !req
744. How much would you like to put in escrowCopy !req
745. for Grant to win if he
gets over 40 cracks?Copy !req
746. - I think $1,700 is a fair
reward if I get to 40 cracks.Copy !req
747. - One dollar.Copy !req
748. - What do you think, Grant?Copy !req
749. - I mean, yeah. I'll do it for a dollar.Copy !req
750. - This is greenlit!
Congratulations, Grant!Copy !req
751. Congratulations, Trapp!Copy !req
752. - I'm happy to be in business with you.Copy !req
753. - We're gonna corner the weird
body market on the internet.Copy !req
754. - I'm Grant O'Brien and
I've been challengedCopy !req
755. to get over 40 cracks at the chiropractor.Copy !req
756. Let's see if I can do it.
Crack counter, please.Copy !req
757. Oh, that was wonderful.
- Ooh, and another one.Copy !req
758. - Oh, yeah. Wow!Copy !req
759. Ooh, yeah.Copy !req
760. - Didn't even have to-
- Oh, wow.Copy !req
761. Ooh, yeah.Copy !req
762. It went twice!Copy !req
763. Golly!Copy !req
764. That feels great.Copy !req
765. Ooh!Copy !req
766. So that's 45, folks. Mission accomplished.Copy !req
767. I've just gotten over 40
cracks at the chiropractor.Copy !req
768. I get my prize of one dollar,Copy !req
769. and my real prize of a slippery spine.Copy !req
770. - Slippery spine?
- Slippery spine!Copy !req
771. - Producers, it's time for our next pitch.Copy !req
772. Next to the
stage is Johnny StantonCopy !req
773. with an idea that's
really got that dog in it.Copy !req
774. - Let's go! Let's go, baby, game time!Copy !req
775. Let's go! Let's go, yeah!Copy !req
776. Yeah, let's go! Hell yeah!Copy !req
777. Hello, producers.
- Johnny!Copy !req
778. - Producers, it's me, Johnny Stanton,Copy !req
779. Dropout personality and
professional football player.Copy !req
780. Every year, the single most watched eventCopy !req
781. on American television is what?Copy !req
782. - The Super Bowl!Copy !req
783. - Can't say that. The
big game, that's right!Copy !req
784. And every year, millions of
people go against the grainCopy !req
785. and tune into its canine cousin.Copy !req
786. What is that?
- The Puppy Bowl!Copy !req
787. - But why fight the
undoubtedly cuter telecastCopy !req
788. featuring man's best friend,Copy !req
789. when you could instead
combine these events.Copy !req
790. - Yes.Copy !req
791. Introducing
the Human Puppy Bowl.Copy !req
792. - Yes.
- I, Johnny Stanton,Copy !req
793. will field a roster of fellow
professional football playersCopy !req
794. to play a game of full
contact tackle footballCopy !req
795. wearing puppy costumes.
- I'm in.Copy !req
796. - I am asking for a budget of $3,500,Copy !req
797. unless you want to pay more.Copy !req
798. Who wants to be part of my team?Copy !req
799. - How many players are you fielding?Copy !req
800. - $3,500, I think, can get
us a handful of playersCopy !req
801. local to the Southern California area.Copy !req
802. - I have two pitches.Copy !req
803. One, can we have puppies take
the place of where humans areCopy !req
804. in human costumes, in the
audience as the commentatorsCopy !req
805. - Wow!
- Dressed as humans?Copy !req
806. - There's nothing against the rules.Copy !req
807. - I could give you $4,000
and blow my whole budget.Copy !req
808. - Rekha is in for $4,000.Copy !req
809. Do I hear offers from
either Trapp or Jordan?Copy !req
810. - I'm excited about this idea,Copy !req
811. 'cause the Puppy Bowl is very cute,Copy !req
812. but it's not very compelling.
- More needs to happen.Copy !req
813. - I'm in, and I'm trying to thinkCopy !req
814. if there's any other way
to juice it up any more.Copy !req
815. - Go in with me.Copy !req
816. - The fun of this gets more funCopy !req
817. the more professional it feels.Copy !req
818. I want to have the start,Copy !req
819. you know, it's like, here's the roster!Copy !req
820. - I want the graphics. I want-Copy !req
821. - We can graphics package.Copy !req
822. - I will say graphics packageCopy !req
823. for another $1,000,
bringing this to $5,000.Copy !req
824. - Do you want to each spend 2,500?Copy !req
825. - Yeah, I'm into that.Copy !req
826. - Jordan, would you be willing
to get in on this at all?Copy !req
827. - I really, from the Puppy
Bowl, just want the puppies,Copy !req
828. and adult men being in
it takes away from me.Copy !req
829. - Takes. Okay, understood.Copy !req
830. - I do like you. You seem very charming.Copy !req
831. - He's very nice.
- Great guy.Copy !req
832. - And I'm more of a basketball guy, also.Copy !req
833. - There's so many elements
here that's checking.Copy !req
834. I am in, and I will work with Rekha.Copy !req
835. - Thank you so much.
- Hey, no problem.Copy !req
836. - I really appreciate you.
Really appreciate you.Copy !req
837. - All right!
- Wow! Incredible!Copy !req
838. Another greenlight, and
$2,500 away from both these-Copy !req
839. - I got no money, almost.Copy !req
840. - Hey, I'm Johnny Stanton.
This is the Human Puppy Bowl.Copy !req
841. Well, the stage is set,Copy !req
842. and the vaccinations are up to date.Copy !req
843. Let's go down to the field
for the starting lineup.Copy !req
844. - Johnny Stanton, Golden Retriever.Copy !req
845. - Ryan Jones, Chihuahua.Copy !req
846. - Justin Cheadle, Rottweiler.Copy !req
847. - Justin Gunn, Australian Ridgeback.Copy !req
848. - Ryan Nelson, mutt.Copy !req
849. - JR Tavai, the Great Dane.Copy !req
850. Belly Rubs lining up.Copy !req
851. Empty backfield. Defense showing blitz.Copy !req
852. - Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy?Copy !req
853. - And a reminder:
- Hut!Copy !req
854. Any and all the
players are up for adoptionCopy !req
855. and looking for a happy home.Copy !req
856. Oh my goodness!Copy !req
857. He's of the leash!
- Let's go!Copy !req
858. Touchdown, Rubs!Copy !req
859. I mean, that is just an
outstanding effort by Justin,Copy !req
860. but that defense needs to be better.Copy !req
861. Bad boy.Copy !req
862. Changed your mind? We'll reverse it!Copy !req
863. Chompsky's spay and neuter!Copy !req
864. Justin and Junior, of course,Copy !req
865. former teammates who once
used to share a lockerCopy !req
866. at Petco dog and puppy training class.Copy !req
867. Looks like we're going
to see a return here.Copy !req
868. The Reactive Behaviors fielded at the two.Copy !req
869. - Squirrel!Copy !req
870. Oh, but there's daylight!Copy !req
871. Just a lights out performance
from both teams today.Copy !req
872. But most importantly, they're
all going to be exhaustedCopy !req
873. on the couch for the rest of the day.Copy !req
874. On behalf of all the fans
here at Barry Boneyard,Copy !req
875. oh, big stretch!Copy !req
876. - It's time for our next pitch.Copy !req
877. Next up, Lily
and Izzy present a batshit ideaCopy !req
878. that I can't believe we went ahead with.Copy !req
879. - Hello, producers.Copy !req
880. There's only one thing
people want to see online,Copy !req
881. and that is-
- Perverted stuff!Copy !req
882. - That's right.
- And parasocial stuff!Copy !req
883. - Okay, that is two things
that people want to see online,Copy !req
884. and we think we've got the
perfect pitch that combines both.Copy !req
885. - You all have pretty discerning palates.Copy !req
886. - Yeah.
- You can tell the differenceCopy !req
887. between Coke and Pepsi and RC Cola.Copy !req
888. - Me specifically, yes.Copy !req
889. - Yes, but can you tell the differenceCopy !req
890. between Izzy, Becca
Scott, and my breast milk?Copy !req
891. - That's right, this is
a breast milk taste test.Copy !req
892. Producers, if you greenlight this,Copy !req
893. you will play it here and now.Copy !req
894. - How much? How much?Copy !req
895. - All the money in your bank!Copy !req
896. I'll do it.Copy !req
897. - We haven't even
finished reading our copy.Copy !req
898. - You don't need to.
It's fine, I'll do it.Copy !req
899. - For the cost of our perfect breast milk-Copy !req
900. - The life source of our children!Copy !req
901. - Which is priceless,
if you think about it!Copy !req
902. We were seeking all of
Jordan's money for it.Copy !req
903. - We can't counter-bid $6,000.Copy !req
904. - You could go in together.
- We can both combine-Copy !req
905. - Yeah, you both get a little slurp.Copy !req
906. - Producers, we have gone to
the trouble of pasteurizingCopy !req
907. this breast milk in order
to make it safe to drink.Copy !req
908. - All natural!Copy !req
909. - This video is Jordan
taking a little taste of eachCopy !req
910. and trying to identify whose is whose?Copy !req
911. - Yes.
- Yes.Copy !req
912. - I think this is an excellent idea.Copy !req
913. - I do, too.Copy !req
914. - I simply don't want to do it.Copy !req
915. - And Rekha?Copy !req
916. - I actually don't know if
I can compete with JordanCopy !req
917. for a few reasons, one of them being,Copy !req
918. Jordan is a professional
food taste tester,Copy !req
919. and I think their tasting of itCopy !req
920. would be imperative to the project.Copy !req
921. - If you do this for $6,144,
it will clear you out.Copy !req
922. - I love both of you.Copy !req
923. I want to give all my money,Copy !req
924. because it's important to
support women at their jobs.Copy !req
925. - Yeah!Copy !req
926. - That's going to make it go viral.Copy !req
927. That's going to make it go viral.Copy !req
928. - Domestic labor is labor!Copy !req
929. - Sounds like we have a deal.Copy !req
930. For $6,144, Jordan, this
pitch belongs to you.Copy !req
931. Let's get you behind the taste test.Copy !req
932. - One on either side, please.
- Shirts off.Copy !req
933. - I'm trying to see if I
can guess which breast milkCopy !req
934. belongs to some of my best friends.Copy !req
935. Okay, the middle one is the sweetest,Copy !req
936. and Lily does have a huge sweet tooth.Copy !req
937. - And breast milk is made from blood.Copy !req
938. - Okay. I'm not a doctor.Copy !req
939. Okay, very wholesome,
very light, very fresh.Copy !req
940. - You are drinking a lot.Copy !req
941. - I'm thirsty!Copy !req
942. This one is the most milky.Copy !req
943. Okay, you're young, you're fun.Copy !req
944. I think yours is the lighter one.Copy !req
945. - I'm young?
- You're young and you're fun.Copy !req
946. - Yeah. Young mommy.Copy !req
947. - Young mommy.
- Young mommy.Copy !req
948. - And then I think Becca
seems very healthy to me.Copy !req
949. - Once again, Jordan, your answers.Copy !req
950. - Lily.Copy !req
951. Izzy.Copy !req
952. Becca.Copy !req
953. - You are 100% correct.
- I did it! I knew it!Copy !req
954. - Congratulations.
- I knew it! I knew it!Copy !req
955. - Knew it!
- I knew it!Copy !req
956. - Knew it!Copy !req
957. - Lily, Izzy, incredible pitch.
- Thank you for...Copy !req
958. Producers, it's time to
check back in with Erika.Copy !req
959. - Sam.
- Erika.Copy !req
960. - Sam.
- Erika!Copy !req
961. - Know I love you.
- What have we done?Copy !req
962. Yes!Copy !req
963. That's nice. That's nice.Copy !req
964. - I love you!Copy !req
965. - I know one thing that
does well on Dropout.Copy !req
966. You getting absolutely fucking roasted.Copy !req
967. - Yes!Copy !req
968. - This is gorgeous work,
my friend. It's so legible.Copy !req
969. He probably had
to practice that before.Copy !req
970. - Yeah.
- Other clients.Copy !req
971. - I don't agree with it.Copy !req
972. - He said, he was like-
- Hey, I'll shake your hand.Copy !req
973. - He was like, "Who is this?"Copy !req
974. And I was like, "The gentleman
in the pinstripe suit."Copy !req
975. He was like, "Oh, I like that guy."Copy !req
976. - Aw!
- I was like, "Me too."Copy !req
977. - So sweet.Copy !req
978. How about that?Copy !req
979. - And remember that ErikaCopy !req
980. will still have this for "Game Changer".Copy !req
981. - I have to explain to the
nice people at PlayStationCopy !req
982. what this means and who you are.Copy !req
983. That's... uh...Copy !req
984. - Money well spent.
- Brands, if you're watching,Copy !req
985. you too can do this!Copy !req
986. - Producers, it's time
for your next pitch.Copy !req
987. Here comes Izzy, again,Copy !req
988. with a wholly original idea,
but hole is spelled H-O-L-E.Copy !req
989. - Let's talk some "Game
Changer" facts, shall we?Copy !req
990. What is its number one episode format?Copy !req
991. Sam Says! That episode's
most viral contribution?Copy !req
992. Mine, baby!Copy !req
993. - Propose a visual effect to go here.Copy !req
994. - A bunch of buttholes popping up.Copy !req
995. - The lady said buttholes, Sam.Copy !req
996. - My pitch to you, producers,
even more buttholes.Copy !req
997. - How much?Copy !req
998. - A number that feels
good to me is $3,000.Copy !req
999. - What would be different this time?Copy !req
1000. - What do you want? You want
a butthole on your face?Copy !req
1001. - No.
- Right now.Copy !req
1002. You want a butthole on my face? Right now.Copy !req
1003. We've got a butthole over my
face talking as I'm talking.Copy !req
1004. We've got two buttholes right
here talking as my hands.Copy !req
1005. - I do worry about diminishing returns.Copy !req
1006. - You know what? I agree with you.Copy !req
1007. However, did you thinkCopy !req
1008. that you could be sitting in a butthole?Copy !req
1009. I could do a little dance. Boop!Copy !req
1010. - Well, because the thing is-
- Boop!Copy !req
1011. - I feel like we gotta top-
- You gotta top a butthole?Copy !req
1012. - You gotta top a butthole.Copy !req
1013. - I could be doing rainbow
buttholes, juggling.Copy !req
1014. - It's so funny because if
they don't edit them in,Copy !req
1015. you're just crazy-Copy !req
1016. - That's right, if this
gets greenlit, we see that,Copy !req
1017. and if not, it doesn't.Copy !req
1018. Yeah, this is just insane. Yeah.Copy !req
1019. This clip could do well.Copy !req
1020. - I'm making it worse.Copy !req
1021. - No, no. Actually, I like this.Copy !req
1022. - Now you guys want the
viral video to be me dancing,Copy !req
1023. thinking there are
buttholes, but there aren't.Copy !req
1024. - They're just somewhereCopy !req
1025. a little away from where Izzy's doing it.Copy !req
1026. That's kind of funny.Copy !req
1027. - I want to see pure artistry.Copy !req
1028. - You want to see veins
and stuff, you freak.Copy !req
1029. - No, I want there to
be a portal that opensCopy !req
1030. and a butthole comes out of the butthole-Copy !req
1031. - And it takes you out.Copy !req
1032. - You know how people talk about "Avatar"Copy !req
1033. where they're like, the
story kind of sucked,Copy !req
1034. but wow, you can't deny the effects.Copy !req
1035. I want the "Avatar" version.Copy !req
1036. - That does strike me as
more expensive, Trapp.Copy !req
1037. - Of course.
- And you do have $5,700.Copy !req
1038. - Oh my god!Copy !req
1039. - Are you willing to
commit any more to this?Copy !req
1040. - You should give all your money to that.Copy !req
1041. - For a clip of me right now,Copy !req
1042. buttholes shooting out of my butt.Copy !req
1043. - I would go in on this.Copy !req
1044. He doesn't need me, but
I would go in on it.Copy !req
1045. - You're both in on this idea.
- Yes.Copy !req
1046. - But we will say by
another $1,000, so $4,000.Copy !req
1047. - Okay, 4,000. I'll go 50/50 with Trapp.Copy !req
1048. I'll give $2,000 to that.Copy !req
1049. - Izzy, how do you feel about this idea?Copy !req
1050. - If we win-
- Hey, I'll take it!Copy !req
1051. - Then nothing here.
- Woo! Woo!Copy !req
1052. - In that case, Trapp and Rekha, congrats.Copy !req
1053. Izzy, congrats. Wow, congratulations, all.Copy !req
1054. - The Declaration of
Independence is in my butthole?Copy !req
1055. - Producers, it's time
to hear your final pitch.Copy !req
1056. Last to the stage is Vic,Copy !req
1057. who's set to remove the
last of the competitionCopy !req
1058. in their brutal ascent to the
top of the Dropout empire.Copy !req
1059. - Producers, I think my pitchCopy !req
1060. should be pretty obvious at this point.Copy !req
1061. My pitch is that Brennan
Lee Mulligan quits Dropout.Copy !req
1062. So if we can please
bring out my prop here.Copy !req
1063. In this video, Brennan will claimCopy !req
1064. not to only be leaving Dropout,Copy !req
1065. but also be leaving D&D altogetherCopy !req
1066. to focus on his first love,Copy !req
1067. which is making American Girl doll shoes.Copy !req
1068. Okay, so as you can see,Copy !req
1069. we have a couple of samples,
examples right here.Copy !req
1070. - Really nice.Copy !req
1071. - Something a little bit more intricate.Copy !req
1072. Oh, I love the swans.Copy !req
1073. - He's making these by hand out of clay.Copy !req
1074. - I love this.Copy !req
1075. - He's putting the time and attentionCopy !req
1076. that he put into his
craft into his crafts.Copy !req
1077. - Yeah.
- First off,Copy !req
1078. those farewell videos get
tens of millions of views.Copy !req
1079. If we title a YouTube video,Copy !req
1080. "This Is Why I'm Leaving Dropout,"Copy !req
1081. immediately we're going to
get people to click through.Copy !req
1082. Producers, for talent and production fees,Copy !req
1083. I am seeking a budget of...Copy !req
1084. Sam, there's a number on the screen,Copy !req
1085. and I'm going to do something
that's a little off book.Copy !req
1086. - Okay.
- I'm seeking $20,000.Copy !req
1087. - I'm curious how you think
this is going to work.Copy !req
1088. - Hold on. I'm seeking $20,000.Copy !req
1089. I'm not great at math,Copy !req
1090. but I know these numbers don't add up.Copy !req
1091. Sam, I'm coming to you humbly, asking you,Copy !req
1092. the executive producer of
this show, to please...Copy !req
1093. Fund it.
- Fund it! Fund it!Copy !req
1094. Fund it!
- Her leg fell off.Copy !req
1095. - Fund it! Fund it!Copy !req
1096. - We're talking about something thatCopy !req
1097. begins as Brennan's exit video,Copy !req
1098. and ends up an episode of "Chef's Table".Copy !req
1099. - Brennan sort of on a table,Copy !req
1100. and we just see a hand
pushing up off a table,Copy !req
1101. and then it fades to black.Copy !req
1102. - All right, who has something to offer meCopy !req
1103. in exchange for $20,000?Copy !req
1104. - I will put up videos that corroborateCopy !req
1105. that Brennan has left Dropout.
- Interesting.Copy !req
1106. - Cryptic posts.Copy !req
1107. - A selfie with Brennan
saying, "Gonna miss this guy."Copy !req
1108. - Sponsored ads for Brennan's shoes.Copy !req
1109. - I will do that ad on my podcast.Copy !req
1110. - Now we're talking.
- How does this work, Sam?Copy !req
1111. Are we equal partners in this?Copy !req
1112. - Are we all so committed to this-Copy !req
1113. - Yeah.
- ... that we are willingCopy !req
1114. to all go in together-
- Yeah.Copy !req
1115. - ... with our respective promises-Copy !req
1116. - Yeah.
- Knowing that if we do thatCopy !req
1117. and make this happen, it will mean thatCopy !req
1118. the resulting points are a complete wash?Copy !req
1119. - Yes.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1120. - I think that's beautiful.Copy !req
1121. - I love that. I think that's
the perfect way to end.Copy !req
1122. - I think that that is art.Copy !req
1123. - Trapp, it's up to you. You
still have the most money.Copy !req
1124. - I also think this video should get made.Copy !req
1125. - In that case, we're all
going into business togetherCopy !req
1126. into American Girl doll shoes.Copy !req
1127. - I couldn't be happier.Copy !req
1128. - As created by Brennan Lee
Mulligan. Vic, incredible pitch.Copy !req
1129. - I'm here, but I'm not involved
at all, so this is great.Copy !req
1130. - So stupid and funny.Copy !req
1131. - Okay.Copy !req
1132. Hey, gang.Copy !req
1133. So this is the hardest videoCopy !req
1134. I've ever had to make.Copy !req
1135. Effective immediately,Copy !req
1136. I will no longer be with Dropout.tv.Copy !req
1137. There is no bad blood
between us. There's no drama.Copy !req
1138. You may be thinking to
yourself, "Why, Brennan? Why?"Copy !req
1139. You deserve to know why.Copy !req
1140. As of today,Copy !req
1141. I have dedicated myself to
the craft and professionCopy !req
1142. of making custom shoes
for American Girl dolls.Copy !req
1143. This is me!Copy !req
1144. Dance shoes, cowboy boots, galoshes,Copy !req
1145. brogues, wingtips, spats.Copy !req
1146. You name a shoe, I'll show
you an American Girl doll shoeCopy !req
1147. that's the type of shoe
that is the shoe you said.Copy !req
1148. Kit, Melody, Josefina.Copy !req
1149. Have you seen what they're working with?Copy !req
1150. Dog shit, bro! Shoes are ass!Copy !req
1151. Not historically
accurate, disproportional,Copy !req
1152. plastic seam on the bottom.Copy !req
1153. Looking at these doll shoes
makes me so pissed I could spit.Copy !req
1154. Daniel Day-Lewis left
Hollywood to make shoes.Copy !req
1155. And yeah, he's a
tremendously overrated actor.Copy !req
1156. But I'm gonna make smaller
shoes, and I'm better than him.Copy !req
1157. This comes to us from a
bison encampment in UtahCopy !req
1158. where they ethicallyCopy !req
1159. Torture and slaughter bison.Copy !req
1160. Look, I love and will always
love my Dropout family.Copy !req
1161. But sometimes, your heart
sings a song so loudCopy !req
1162. that your soul can't not hear it.Copy !req
1163. I promised myself I would cry,
and it's just not happening.Copy !req
1164. So for now, it's gotta
be bye, intrepid heroes.Copy !req
1165. It's gotta be un-credible.
It's gotta be hell no.Copy !req
1166. So please investigation
check out my website,Copy !req
1167. BrennansAmericanGirlDollShoes.com.Copy !req
1168. Izzy wants to know where I am.Copy !req
1169. - That brings us to the end of our show.Copy !req
1170. After waiting a month
and updating the episode,Copy !req
1171. the stats are in and our winnerCopy !req
1172. is Jordan Myrick.Copy !req
1173. Jordan, you win controlCopy !req
1174. of Game Changer's social
channels for a full day!Copy !req
1175. - It's just gonna be pictures of my face!Copy !req
1176. - That does it for us
here at "Game Changer."Copy !req
1177. I am your host, Sam Reich, reminding youCopy !req
1178. that it's the end of episode.Copy !req
1179. And for that reason, I'm out. Goodnight.Copy !req