Game Changer 7x7

1. Get ready for a game changer.

2. Tonight's guests, the definition of mid,

3. it's Oscar Montoya.

4. - What's up, sluts?

5. All the way from the heart

6. of the smack of the dab, it's Anna Garcia.

7. - What's up, sluts?

8. And my number one party bus trickster,

9. Jeremy Culhane.

10. - What's up, sluts?

11. - And your host, me.

12. I've been here the whole time.

13. This is "Game Changer",

14. the only game show where the game changes every show.

15. I am your host, Sam Reich.

16. I am joined today by these three lovely contestants.

17. Now, you all understand how the game works?

18. - No. - I haven't a clue.

19. - What happened to the podiums, Sam?

20. - Oops, sorry, sluts.

21. - Players, let's start by giving each of you 20 points.

22. - Yes. - Oh, gosh.

23. - And oh, almost forgot-

24. - Oh, god, wait a second. - What is this?

25. - Oh my god, what is that?

26. - Oscar. - Oscar!

27. - Oh, gosh. - If you would do me the honor

28. and... - Spin that wheel!

29. What?

30. - What the hell?

31. It's so beautiful!

32. - I've literally always wanted to spin a big wheel.

33. - Okay, budget.

34. - Did you build this or did you buy this?

35. - Yeah, this is Amazon.

36. You know what was wild?

37. $40.

38. Bob Barker would be so proud.

39. - Aww. - I love that guy.

40. I used to watch so much "Price is Right".

41. - Is that what he hosts? - Yeah, he hosted, died.

42. - Drew Carey, hosts now, alive.

43. Oscar, follow me down.

44. Spin the wheel!

45. Yay! You made it to the wheel!

46. - Give it a big spin.

47. - Okay, here he goes.

48. - Oh my god, how cool.

49. - Big money, big money.

50. No whammies, no whammies, come on, come on.

51. Rule.

52. - Oscar got a rule, let's see what rule.

53. - Oh my god.

54. - No cursing.

55. - Okay.

56. - See what happens when you curse, test it out.

57. - Oh, he can't. - He can't.

58. - Let's send you back to your post.

59. - Let's go, Oscar, you got it.

60. - Anna, are you ready to...

61. Spin that wheel?

62. Come on, Anna.

63. - I'm gonna throw up.

64. Oh my gosh. - Tap, tap, tap.

65. - Tap, tap, tap, tap, tap. - Come on, rule, rule

66. rule, rule, come on. - Tap.

67. Rule.

68. - And puking. - Anna.

69. - Oh, my gosh.

70. - Doing your best Christopher Walken.

71. Where would you like this, Anna?

72. - My boob.

73. - Don't, you shouldn't do that.

74. - Okay. - I'll do it.

75. Yeah.

76. Do you understand this rule

77. as it's been placed upon your body?

78. I do.

79. - Whoa. It's like he's in the room.

80. - Was that Christopher Walken? - I got it.

81. - She's trying to master a walk.

82. - Jeremy, are you ready to...

83. Spin that wheel?

84. Yeah!

85. - Let's go. - The dream of mine!

86. He's gonna get a weird one.

87. - Let's do it.

88. - Jeremy, Jeremy. - Rule.

89. - We've got a rule to put on you

90. and that rule is kiss camera upon alarm.

91. - What the fuck? - That's so Jeremy-coded.

92. - You're gonna be doing that the whole time.

93. - Now, Players, you will lose points for disobeying rules.

94. But to the extent you call each other out

95. on disobeying rules, before I can get to you,

96. you will earn points.

97. - No, I hate that. - Oh. No.

98. - Jer just got evil. - I'm never gonna speak again.

99. - Oscar. - Are we gonna

100. spin that wheel? - Spin that wheel!

101. - Oh, my gosh. - Go, Oscar.

102. - Hiyah! - Yah!

103. - Come on.

104. - Rule. - Ooh.

105. - Okay. - Oscar, another rule.

106. - Please be a nice one. - And this one is...

107. No filler words.

108. - Oscar, you're gonna not be allowed to speak.

109. - A filler word is an "um", an "ah".

110. You have to speak with incredible confidence here, Oscar.

111. Do you understand this rule

112. as it's been placed upon your body?

113. - I understand it fully.

114. Thank you, Sam.

115. - Oh, my god.

116. - Anna. - Call me Chris.

117. - Let's get ready to... - All right.

118. Spin that wheel!

119. - Woo!

120. - Woo, great spin.

121. Wow. - Wow.

122. Oh.

123. - I did a good spin.

124. Rule.

125. - I only asked you to do your best,

126. and so far you're killing it. - Okay, all right,

127. I am trying.

128. Oh, good shit.

129. - Anna, do you understand this rule

130. as it's been placed upon your body?

131. Yes?

132. Sending you back.

133. - Uh oh.

134. - Jeremy. - Yeah!

135. - It's time to... - Spin that wheel!

136. - I'm just as excited as the first time!

137. - I wonder if Jeremy will do good.

138. - Woo!

139. Woo!

140. - Wait, I'm sorry, can I say something?

141. - Yes. - Um...

142. - Filler word!

143. And Anna said, "I wonder if Jeremy will do well",

144. which is not a question.

145. - No, wait, I've a que-

146. A question at the end?

147. - Evil Jeremy on. - That's what I was gonna say.

148. - Didn't Oscar say, "um"?

149. - I was just referencing my favorite show, "Um, Actually".

150. - That's two ums from Oscar, question mark?

151. - No, you can't say the word "question mark".

152. - I'm getting points galore, baby.

153. - Everybody, calm down. - Look at what you did, Sam!

154. - Everybody, calm down. - Look at what you did!

155. - I can only ask questions?

156. - A lot happened there in a short amount of time.

157. - Can I even make jokes anymore?

158. - Jeremy? - Yeah?

159. - For successfully calling out Oscar the first time,

160. that's one point for you and one point away from Oscar.

161. You can choose a prompt on your body to give to Oscar.

162. - Oh, my god, I've only got one.

163. - Give it to me, please, I want it.

164. - Easy.

165. - Anna, for calling out Oscar the second time,

166. - Sam.

167. that's another point away from Oscar

168. and a point for you.

169. You can take a prompt off your body and give it to Oscar.

170. - Except you don't have to do that.

171. - I'm free? - Oscar,

172. for calling out Anna on a statement instead of a question,

173. you can take a rule off of your body and give it to Anna.

174. That's one point for you and away from Anna.

175. - Now, which one do I give you?

176. - Do you love me?

177. Capeesh.

178. - Is capeesh an Italian filler word?

179. - Jeremy, let's see what rule we have for you.

180. In a sing song voice. - The whole, okay.

181. - Do you understand this rule as I've explained it to you?

182. - Back to your podium, please.

183. - Could you sound any better?

184. - I have to work on my Walken.

185. I, uh, I am so- - Oh, can I interject, please?

186. - Yes, you can, Oscar.

187. - Is it- - That was in the voice.

188. - Within the bylaws that Anna said "um"?

189. - That is fair, Oscar.

190. And so I'm gonna take a point away from Anna,

191. and give it to Oscar.

192. And Oscar, you can take something off your body

193. to give to Anna. - You love me.

194. - You know I love you, right? - Love me.

195. - Oscar, let's get ready to...

196. Spin that wheel.

197. - Sorry, here we go. - Go for it.

198. Rule.

199. - Oh, another rule for you.

200. And this rule is...

201. Big energy at the end.

202. - Can you give me an example?

203. - Oscar, I'm so happy to have you on the SHOW!

204. Oh, musical theater energy.

205. Yeah, I think I could do that.

206. - Can I ask a question?

207. When we call out our contestants,

208. do we have to do it with all the rules?

209. - Yes, you do.

210. - Anna, are you ready to...

211. - Am I? - Spin that wheel!

212. - You got this, I believe in you.

213. Whoa!

214. - You got this, Anna.

215. - Rule. - Rule.

216. - Very politely.

217. - I'm getting, oh- - Oh!

218. - Was that in a sing-songy voice?

219. - I don't think it was, Anna.

220. And so I'm gonna say a point away from Jeremy.

221. - And a point for you.

222. - And you can go ahead and take something

223. off your body and hand it to him.

224. - In a way, I'm free.

225. Oh, no.

226. - Jeremy, it's time to...

227. Spin that wheel.

228. Let's get over here, Jeremy.

229. - Was that a question, Jeremy?

230. - Did Jeremy say "Spin the wheel"?

231. - He DID!

232. Paul?

233. Did Jeremy say "Spin that wheel?" Or "Spin that wheel."?

234. - Sam, it was kind of muffled.

235. I don't know if you had an upwards intonation at the end,

236. but either way, I don't think that qualifies as a question.

237. - I'm Paul Refereeno.

238. That's my ruling.

239. You get a point,

240. that's one point taken away from Jeremy.

241. You may pick something on your body to give to him.

242. - Ugh. - Oh.

243. That!

244. That was not Christopher Walken.

245. - I am going to let that one slide.

246. You have not spun this yet, I believe.

247. Go ahead and take your spin.

248. - I feel bad for Jeremy.

249. Ooh.

250. - Jeremy, your prompt is...

251. Explain photosynthesis.

252. Let's get you actually back at what would be

253. your podium, Jeremy.

254. - You're going to do great.

255. - And because Jeremy did so well at that,

256. I am gonna say two points for Jeremy

257. for accomplishing this prompt.

258. And if I could please have the shredder.

259. Wow!

260. - What the? - Shredder!

261. Jeremy, please pick a rule on your body

262. to go in the shredder.

263. - It's gone forever? - Yeah!

264. - Whoa. - You guys.

265. We need to work together to do that

266. to every one of those.

267. That's gonna be a point away from Oscar to Jeremy.

268. Jeremy, go ahead and pick a prop to go on Oscar.

269. - Oscar... - Spin that wheel.

270. - I know, it's looking bad.

271. - Come on, come on, come on.

272. - Oh. - Rule.

273. - That's fine.

274. Actually, adding emphasis at the end is helpful

275. to my impression. - Actually, yeah,

276. yeah, that is kinda helpful.

277. Ooh.

278. Without showing teeth. - Poor Oscar.

279. - Oscar, let's get you back.

280. Oscar's working overtime.

281. - I love you.

282. - I love you too, my dear, Anna!

283. - Anna. - Yes?

284. - Let's... - Spin that wheel!

285. - Ooh, good spin. - Really good spin.

286. - Oh. - Ooh.

287. - Modifier. - Modifier, Anna.

288. Let's see what this is.

289. Left.

290. - Everyone take one rule and pass it to the left.

291. - Honestly, feels like home?

292. - Why are you still doing questions?

293. - Jeremy, let's... - Spin that wheel!

294. Could I, please?

295. Go Jeremy.

296. - Polite doesn't mean weak. - To me it does.

297. - Good spin, kid.

298. Modifier.

299. - Oof. - Oof?

300. Whatever could that mean?

301. - Jeremy, this says clone.

302. And that means pick a prompt on your body to clone

303. and give to someone else on stage.

304. - Oh, I wonder which one.

305. That's cute, thank you.

306. Hmm, who will I choose?

307. - Very politely placed, I would say.

308. - Okay.

309. - Oscar. - Let's do it.

310. Spin that wheel.

311. Let's fucking go, Oscar!

312. - I believe that this is your moment, Oscar.

313. It's gonna be great for you.

314. - Rule. - Ooh.

315. Oscar.

316. Allergic to jokes.

317. What this means is that whenever anyone makes a joke,

318. I need you to sneeze.

319. - Oh, man, that sucks.

320. Sucks ass, sorry about that.

321. - I don't think that was very polite.

322. - I am empathizing with the man.

323. - I agree, Anna.

324. I don't think that was very polite.

325. - Fuck you!

326. Fuck you and fuck this whole show!

327. - You don't know me, you don't know where I'm from!

328. - That was not polite over twice.

329. Let's take two points away from Jeremy.

330. That's a point for Anna and a point for Oscar.

331. They may both add something to Jeremy's body.

332. Can I make it double polite?

333. - I don't know what that'll look like,

334. but I will hold him to it.

335. - You gotta be so polite now.

336. - Good luck.

337. Everybody does such a good job at this studio.

338. - That was energy at the end in a different way.

339. - That's a really good question.

340. It's worth asking.

341. - Either you have to find them funny,

342. or they have to be like very clear jokes.

343. - Knock, knock. - Oh, come on in.

344. - Thank you for having me into your home.

345. - My home is your home.

346. - Wow, did you recently

347. remodel your living room? - Mi casa es su casa.

348. - Did you?

349. - Again, just trying to help you out.

350. You don't have to ask questions.

351. I'm singing now.

352. I'm naturally.

353. - I feel- - You did see his teeth.

354. And I saw them too. - Fuck you!

355. - Another two points away from Jeremy.

356. - I'm blowing it.

357. - Oscar, two points for you.

358. - I didn't get a point in that situation?

359. What the hell?

360. Achoo.

361. - So, sorry to intervene.

362. But Mr. Polite over here

363. didn't say, "Excuse me" after he sneezed.

364. - Whoa.

365. - And thank you for bringing this to my attention.

366. Paul Refereeno, achoo.

367. - And he's calling me a joke, that's really rude, Sam.

368. - I am gonna say, at the very least,

369. one point away from you, Jeremy.

370. - Oh, the tables have TURNED!

371. - Anna. - Spin that wheel!

372. I don't if the walk

373. is Walken as much as it's De Niro, but.

374. - You go, queen, I got your BACK!

375. I support you!

376. Prompt.

377. - The prompt, what is it?

378. - Find the M&Ms in the backpack.

379. If I could have the backpack please.

380. - Cool.

381. - Now, Anna, with 60 seconds on the clock,

382. doing your best Christopher Walken with no filler words-

383. - Okay. - Find the M&Ms

384. in the backpack.

385. Ready? - Easy.

386. - Go.

387. - Okay, it looks like I am going to school.

388. - Come on, queen, you got this SO MUCH!

389. - And I got my apple.

390. You know, if there is a total how many M&Ms I should have,

391. that would be a help.

392. Look, D20.

393. Uh, there's nothing in that pocket.

394. Ah, why are there so many fucking dice in here?

395. I've got the M&Ms.

396. There's four, there's four.

397. Five!

398. - And time.

399. There were in fact only five M&Ms in that bag.

400. You could've stopped me.

401. Paul, did you hear

402. any filler words back there?

403. - Sam, I'm sorry to say, Anna did say two filler words.

404. - Uh, ah.

405. - That is gonna be two points away from Anna.

406. - Not a problem.

407. Could somebody do Christopher Walken for me real quick?

408. - Christopher Walken sounds like this.

409. - Christopher Walken. - Walken.

410. - I'm being laughed at. - Everybody's doing so WELL.

411. - Jeremy. - Spin that wheel.

412. - Let's go! - Jeremy,

413. you're gonna do so great.

414. - Spin the wheel. - Okay, thank you.

415. - Thank you for shaking my hand.

416. - And that's a double polite.

417. - Let's do it!

418. I can't see his teeth.

419. - It really picks up speed

420. - right there. - Rule.

421. - This rule is...

422. Wearing a huge cowboy hat.

423. - When do I? - Oh my GOD!

424. His head's too big.

425. - Howdy!

426. Excuse me for yelling.

427. - 100%.

428. - Gimme the hat. - Oscar didn't SING!

429. - That's correct,

430. and that's one point away from Oscar to Jeremy.

431. What's that?

432. - And I thank you so much, so much, so MUCH!

433. - We have lawful, we have neutral, we have evil.

434. - Oscar. - Spin that wheel!

435. - That was one of the meanest things I think I've ever DONE!

436. And I'm sorry.

437. - Polite can be mean.

438. Have you ever met a British woman?

439. - Modifier. - Oh, another modifier.

440. - Here we have... - Flip.

441. - Oscar, I am going to ask you to pick a prompt on your body

442. to flip upside down.

443. But be warned that once you do,

444. there's no going back on your decision.

445. Without showing teeth becomes...

446. - Always showing teeth. - Always showing teeth.

447. - Whoa.

448. The twists and turns are INSANE.

449. - Anna. - Spin that wheel!

450. - Again, I'm getting- - Shut up, Sam.

451. Robert De Niro.

452. - Modifier. - Ooh, another modifier.

453. All right, Anna, you have a flip as well.

454. - I gotta see what's on the other side.

455. - Flip it around.

456. Doing your worst Robert De Niro.

457. - What does he sound like?

458. - Robert De Niro talks like this.

459. - That's really GOOD. - And you know,

460. he talks and he- - Robert De Niro.

461. Robert De Niro. - So you wanna be careful

462. because you also have no filler words.

463. - I could just do this.

464. That's the ultimate loophole.

465. - That is true.

466. Wow, Anna.

467. - The Godfather.

468. - Jeremy, it's time to... - Spin that wheel.

469. - Let's do it! - Good luck, Jeremy.

470. - Thanks team, I love you guys so MUCH!

471. - What's it gonna be?

472. - Rule. - Another rule

473. if you can stand it.

474. Sexily.

475. - I mean, come ON.

476. - You're gonna be swimming with the fishes.

477. - Hmm. - That is fair, Oscar.

478. I'm trying to decide if I can really do more

479. to Jeremy right now.

480. Yes, Paul Refereeno.

481. - He's pretty loaded up on rules.

482. Maybe he doesn't need to get one this time,

483. but we've gotta take a point away.

484. - Sorry, diva. - Paul,

485. in the politest way possible, fuck YOU.

486. And, achoo, excuse me

487. - Do you know how much power I wield?

488. We should kill him.

489. I am gonna say,

490. just the one point away from Jeremy.

491. I think it was done with a certain amount of self-awareness.

492. - I'm gonna tie cinder blocks to his feet,

493. and put him in the ocean.

494. - Yeah!

495. - Oscar, lets... - Spin that wheel.

496. - Prompt. - Oh, it's a prompt.

497. - Your prompt is name 10 cheeses.

498. With one minute on the clock and go.

499. - Oh no, he's choking at the last one.

500. - Ah, thank God, Oscar. - Yay!

501. Thank the good lord.

502. Pick one prompt off of your body to go into the shredder.

503. Hand it over.

504. And into the shredder it goes.

505. Oh, wow!

506. - Yes, no more singing. - Wow,

507. you sure are good at THAT. - Yay!

508. - Oscar, that is two full points for you.

509. - Anna. - Yeah.

510. Spin that wheel.

511. Call me Robert.

512. - For Italy.

513. - It's a motherland.

514. - That's a pretty good impresSION.

515. That's a good impresSION.

516. - Modifier. - Modifier, Anna.

517. Let's see what this one is.

518. And it's another flip.

519. I'm rich with flips.

520. - Sam, I would like to say one thing.

521. - Yes. - In the politest way I can.

522. - Yes. - She actually did

523. a pretty good impression of Robert De Niro shooting a gun.

524. It was believable.

525. She did the Robert De Niro face.

526. Way far away from a bad Robert De Niro CLIP.

527. - That is going to be one rule

528. off of Jeremy's body onto Anna's body and one point-

529. - And then I can maybe flip it.

530. Away from Anna onto Jeremy.

531. - Hat, hat, please, hat, hat. - Give her the hat, Jeremy,

532. you have the hat the whole time.

533. - Hat, hat, hat, hat, I'm the only woman.

534. Don't.

535. - If you don't give Anna the hat, you're sexist.

536. Oh, my gosh. - Thanks, Jeremy.

537. What's it gonna be?

538. - Oh, do politely. - Bitch.

539. - Feminism! - It's, this is-

540. - Thank you, can I have aNOTHER?

541. - No! What did you do? - I thought we were-

542. - That handshake was very POLITE.

543. - Paul Refereeno, is shaking someone's hand polite?

544. - Sam, technically shaking someone's hand

545. is one of the most polite things you can do.

546. - Gimme that hat!

547. - Anna's being quite rude now, but it doesn't undo the past.

548. That is minus a point. - Thank you,

549. can I have aNOTHER?

550. - That is going to be one point for Jeremy.

551. And Jeremy, you may pick another prompt to put on Anna.

552. - This one is secretly the WORST.

553. - Mhm.

554. There you go, friend.

555. I hope you enjoy it.

556. You're a stupid CUNT.

557. - I just, can I just say, honestly,

558. we have asked Jeremy to give us the cowboy hat,

559. and if he wore a polite person, he would give it to us.

560. And not giving the cowboy hat-

561. - Did the British Empire give their colonies away?

562. - They're colonizers, they're not nice!

563. Paul. - Polite is not good.

564. - What say, Paul? - I agree with you, Jeremy,

565. but be careful how you explain that.

566. - And thank you for that reminder.

567. - That's just a little bit of feedback for you.

568. - I've been a big fan of you for a long time.

569. - Huge fan of yours. - Thank you so much.

570. So glad you're on the show.

571. - What? - Can you guys fucking finlSH?

572. - And I'd love to get Jeremy's explanation,

573. but he's not being very sexy.

574. I don't know if anyone here is turned on.

575. - I'm giving it all with the body.

576. Would the crew agree?

577. I'm smizing with every single one of you.

578. - I disagree.

579. - That was the least sexy thing I've ever seen.

580. - Ever seen? - That was the least

581. sexy thing. - Ouch.

582. - I shouldn't have said, "Fuck you" to Paul.

583. Ouch.

584. - Wait, can I convince Paul, can Paul come out here?

585. Paul, he's gonna try to convince you

586. that he is in fact sexy. - Okay.

587. - Are we done here? - Yeah, we're done.

588. - Can I also saY?

589. That was a joke and a BAD ONE.

590. - It was not a joke, it was an act out.

591. - Well, I would counter to say

592. that the cowboy hat is a physical joke, AKA, a prop.

593. And the fact that you didn't sneeze

594. makes it breaking of the rule.

595. - He was not showing his teeth right there.

596. - Okay, I'm gonna say your points remain the same.

597. - Yeah. - Okay.

598. - But you must swap one rule.

599. - Jeremy, it is the polite thing to do

600. to give me the cowboy hat.

601. - I want "kiss camera upon alarm".

602. - Okay. - You gimme yours first.

603. - No, I'm not gonna fall for it.

604. - No, you both put them in my hands.

605. - Anna is behaving as intermediary.

606. - You're ready to switch, CUNTS?

607. - Thank you. - It was awesome

608. doing business with you, I would SAY.

609. - You don't have that prompt anyMORE.

610. - I could do it. - You dumb stupid IDIOT.

611. - Oscar, you look great. - Oscar,

612. you look stupid in that HAT. - I feel so powerful.

613. Sexy, sexy, Jeremy, are you ready to...

614. - Spin that wheel? - Cunt.

615. - Let's go. - Ooh.

616. - Oh, models. - StupiD.

617. - I like your style.

618. Only once.

619. Achoo, excuse me.

620. - Boo.

621. Prompt.

622. - You almost ended the game right there, Jer.

623. - Oops. - This prompt is...

624. Oh.

625. - Name five character actors.

626. - Oh, my achilles heel.

627. Character actors.

628. - With one minute on the clock, go.

629. - Anna Garcia, one of the best character actors

630. this world has ever seen.

631. Oscar Montoya, a fantastic character actor,

632. known for character actor-ing.

633. Now, this is where I stumble.

634. Drew Droege, a very secret, but fantastic character actor.

635. - These all your friends.

636. - What else am I supposed to name?

637. - Jeremy Culhane, he's been in so many shows.

638. Look up his IMDB,

639. he's really trying to raise that star meter, he's amazing.

640. French, French.

641. Some guy named French.

642. - John hosted the- - John Leguizamo.

643. No, hosted the Daily Show.

644. - John Leguizamo.

645. John Stewart?

646. - And the name that you just said?

647. - Stewart French.

648. French Stewart, French Stewart, a fantastic character actor.

649. That is a minute, Jeremy.

650. Now, under normal circumstances,

651. I would say I don't think that counts,

652. but I do think it's polite to hype up your fellow actors.

653. - And that's where my mind was.

654. I was like, why use this moment on this huge,

655. wonderful platform to name people

656. that already have a lot going for them?

657. What about naming people that don't have a lot going?

658. - That was the least polite

659. that I've literally ever heard in my life.

660. In my life! - You helped yourself!

661. I wanted to help us all.

662. First things first, that's two points for Jeremy.

663. Jeremy, pick a prompt on your body, please, to shred.

664. - I don't like this one.

665. - And into the shredder it goes.

666. Yay.

667. Nobody?

668. Polite is hard for me, I'm realizing.

669. Let's take a point away from Jeremy, give it to Anna.

670. Anna, pick a rule on your body to give to Jeremy.

671. Thank YOU!

672. - Oscar. - Spin that wheel.

673. - Yeehaw. - Let's do it, Oscar.

674. Weehee.

675. - I actually wanna give you "no filler words".

676. What's it gonna be?

677. Ru...

678. Prompt.

679. - A prompt. - Ooh.

680. - And that prompt is...

681. - Shout-out a viewer. - Great.

682. Go ahead, Oscar, head back to the stage.

683. Oscar, wearing a huge cowboy hat,

684. without cursing, and always showing teeth,

685. who would you like to shout out?

686. - Your name is Alejandra.

687. And I know that because you're from Colombia.

688. That was really NICE.

689. - And Oscar, was that a real person?

690. - Yes, Alejandra, she lives in Bogota,

691. and she reached out to me

692. saying that it was good to see a Colombian doing comedy.

693. - Oh, that's so nice. - And it made me feel

694. so special and warm.

695. - That's two points for you, Oscar.

696. Go ahead. - Not showing his teeth.

697. - Well, and I'll also counter to say that like,

698. calling something out after such an emotionally vulnerable

699. moment isn't the politest thing to do.

700. Oscar, go ahead and pick a prompt on your body

701. to go to the shredder. - Ooh.

702. - How am I doing so fucking bad?

703. - And Jeremy. - Yes.

704. - Let's give you a point, taking one away from Oscar.

705. Go ahead and pick a prompt on your body to give to Oscar.

706. - I'm fucking done with this shit.

707. - No more. Mr. Nice Guy.

708. - Thank you so much, Jeremy. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

709. - How did Oscar end up with the most on-brand props?

710. - Oscar's just fucking being himself.

711. - Literally, even wearing cowboy hat.

712. - Next up is Anna, let's... - Spin that wheel.

713. - Yeah. - Yes.

714. - Yeah!

715. - Let's fucking go. - Rule.

716. - Oh, Anna, your rule is...

717. "Calling everyone 'big dog'".

718. - Oh, my god. - This is is so awesome.

719. - Now, before this goes on your body,

720. I must warn you this means no names.

721. In that case. - Thanks, big dog.

722. - Wow, you got the Jacob Wysocki challenge.

723. - Yeah, big dog.

724. - So, ah, mwah. - Ew.

725. - That was sexy, man, I don't know what you guys saying.

726. - Jeremy, let's... - Spin that wheel.

727. Oh, I'm not polite anymore.

728. - Not impolite either.

729. - Rule. - Oh!

730. - Oh, oh my gosh.

731. - Another rule, Jer, and that rule is...

732. Repeating the last word you say.

733. - That actually is gonna be easy for you

734. because of big energy at the end.

735. - That isn't very RUDE of YOU, YOU.

736. - I said it rudely, big dog.

737. - You said "That won't be very hard for you"

738. which is a nice polite gesture to SAY, SAY.

739. But I said it rudely.

740. - I think that's too helpful, Anna.

741. That's a point away from Anna and to Jeremy.

742. Jeremy, go ahead, Jer, pick something

743. I hate this one so much, much.

744. Big dog!

745. - That brings us back to Oscar.

746. Spin that wheel.

747. - Wheel! - Let's do it.

748. - Woohoo!

749. - I'm on that wheel, wheel.

750. - Big money, big money, big money.

751. It's no use, stupid IDIOT.

752. - Modifier. - Modifier, Oscar.

753. - I hope you fucking FAIL! - Thank you.

754. Okay.

755. - Oscar. - Swap.

756. - Would you go ahead and swap one prompt

757. of your choice with another player?

758. - The hat, you're crazy. - Gimme the HAT.

759. - Or you could give me the hat, hat.

760. - I think I'm going to give,

761. because it is a polite thing to do, my cowboy hat.

762. - Wow. - To the person

763. who betrayed me,

764. because when they go low, we go high.

765. - Wow. - Just kidding,

766. I'm giving it to Anna.

767. That way everyone gets

768. a turn with the hat. - Yes!

769. - Ow. - Oh, sorry.

770. - Oh, no. - I'm sorry.

771. - Ow, ow!

772. You punched me in the eye. - Sorry.

773. - No, no. - Oh, sorry,

774. - I'm not sorry. - Don't apologize.

775. - You fucking cunt. - Does Oscar get to choose

776. - the one he takes, takes? - Yeah.

777. - Yeah, that feels right.

778. - Come on, let's play, big dogs!

779. - Anna. - Yep.

780. - Let's... - Spin that wheel.

781. Wheel.

782. - End. - Oh, no.

783. Rule.

784. - That was fucking CRAZY. - That was so close.

785. Another rule, Anna, this is your sixth rule.

786. - I'm gonna put this rule on my ASSHOLE.

787. - That would be rude.

788. This rule is...

789. Oh, these are sexy handcuffs, big dog.

790. - Wait, let me try 'em on, on.

791. Dang, those would look good on me, me.

792. - Anna, you look-

793. Refereeno.

794. - Oscar, you just called Anna Anna.

795. - The name Anna is not the name big dog.

796. That's gonna be a point away from you.

797. - Oh. - Thank you, Refereeno.

798. - Oh, great. - Oh.

799. - Jeremy, it's time. - Spin that wheel.

800. Yeah.

801. - Woo. - Modifier.

802. - Your modifier is... - Swap.

803. - Swap. - Ooh.

804. - You can pick one rule to swap with someone else.

805. - I've had a devious thought for this whole game,

806. and I have been hoping I get a swap.

807. - What are you talking about, big dog?

808. - Sam, can I swap with you?

809. - Jeremy, what would you like to give to me?

810. Let's return to my podium.

811. What is happening?

812. Oh, my god, god.

813. - Jeremy, best of luck.

814. - Thank you, you.

815. Oh, my gosh.

816. I think I will put this on.

817. - Is this a convincing body roll?

818. - Can I say that that's not sexy?

819. - Welcome to Make Some Noise!

820. - Hey, host?

821. I don't think you said it twice.

822. - It's a run on sentence, sentence.

823. Let's take a point away from Oscar for biting back, back.

824. And Sam, that's not very sexy, sexy.

825. - That's what I was pointing out out earlier!

826. - Let's take a point away from Sam.

827. Give a point to Anna.

828. And Anna, you're allowed to give

829. one of your rules to Sam, Sam.

830. Oscar, can you be very polite and help Anna take one off.

831. - Give it to me, I can take anything.

832. - Big dog. - Which one would you?

833. - This one is a nightmare.

834. - Okay, here you go.

835. May I place it upon your vest?

836. - Yes, consent is important and sexy.

837. - Hey, that was sexy. - That's good, good.

838. Now you're in the game, game.

839. - This is like watching your dad.

840. - It's like watching your DADDY!

841. That's good, good.

842. - That wasn't sexy.

843. Jeremy, take a point away, please.

844. - Let's take a point away from Anna

845. for not finding that sexy, sexy.

846. - I'm gonna murder you, dude.

847. - Oscar. - Spin that wheel.

848. Wheel.

849. - May I very politely

850. give my turn over to our new contestant, Sam,

851. to spin the wheel?

852. - That's a point away from Oscar, unfortunately.

853. - Big dog, oh, no. - He said "Sam".

854. - I hate this, oh no. - I'm good at this, this.

855. - So many good things happen when you just give up control.

856. - Not a lot of energy at the end there, there.

857. That's a point away again.

858. - Jeremy, can I have 10 points?

859. - Why, why? - I want them you stupid fuck.

860. - Convincing, I like that.

861. Let's give Anna 10 points, points.

862. Oscar, spin that wheel, wheel.

863. I got 10 points for asking!

864. - This is my game, motherfucker, motherfucker!

865. - Oh. - End.

866. - Rule! - Oh, no.

867. Another rule, rule.

868. Let's see what it is, is.

869. I can hold onto the microphone.

870. - No, I got it, I got it.

871. Oh, starting with "What's up, YouTube?", YouTube.

872. Do you understand this rule, rule?

873. - What's up, YouTube?

874. Yeah, I do, big dog.

875. - Fricking awesome, awesome.

876. Wow, what fun.

877. Sexy, sexy, I'll give him one point, one point, point.

878. Anna, are you ready to...

879. - Spin that wheel? - Wheel.

880. - Whoa, a modifier. - Modifier.

881. - Okay, let's see what the modifier is, is.

882. - It's flip, flip. - Flip.

883. - Wearing a tiny cowboy hat, hat.

884. Oh, here it comes. - Cute!

885. This is the best day of my life, life.

886. Oh, yeah. - So tight on my head.

887. - 10 out of 10, ha!

888. - Sam, are you ready to... - Spin that wheel?

889. Wheel?

890. Oh, I'm on this side NOW.

891. Woo!

892. Modifier.

893. Oh, another modifier, modifier.

894. Let's look what's under curtain one, one.

895. - It's another flip, flip. - Flip.

896. - We're gonna flip sexily.

897. Thank you.

898. - For unsexily. - Uh-oh, uh-oh.

899. - No difference. - Very rudely, nice job, job.

900. Ew.

901. Actually, I'm gonna take a point away from you.

902. That's a fetish.

903. - What's up, YouTube?

904. I think this is how I walk.

905. - Sam, what do you have to say for yourself, self?

906. - I eat my own boogers.

907. Oh, he was not big at the end.

908. - Oh. - He was not big at the end.

909. We'll give a point to Anna.

910. Which one do you want to give, Sam, Sam?

911. - What if I flipped one and gave him one?

912. Paul Refereeno?

913. - Will we allow? - Whoa, what's going on here?

914. - Yeah, guess who's your boss now?

915. Maybe watch your back.

916. Or I could fire your fucking ass, like this.

917. - That's how you're gonna speak to your employees?

918. - That's also the hottest thing you've done all game.

919. - Is it all right if Anna flips one,

920. and gives it to Sam, Sam? - I think that's totally valid

921. according to league rules. - Thank you, thank you.

922. Give it up for Paul Refereeno, Refereeno.

923. Do it.

924. Full valley girl, girl.

925. Tough to make unsexy.

926. Things are really heating up, up.

927. Oscar, are you ready to...

928. - Spin that wheel? - Wheel?

929. - What's up, YouTube?

930. Yes I am, big dog.

931. Ah, fucking, shit.

932. Hey, what's up?

933. I'm Sam Reich, here's a consensual kiss.

934. - Good job like Jeremy, like,

935. that's exactly like how I would do it.

936. Like, ah.

937. - Very valley girl, I heard it little bit.

938. - A little bit. - Not so easy is it, huh?

939. Modifier.

940. - Another modifier.

941. Let's see what's underneath this.

942. - Pull it off, you weak shit brain.

943. Modifier, modifier.

944. - Sam's being disgusting. - Like, eh.

945. - Big energy at the end, come on.

946. - Ha!

947. - Clone. - Oh, we got a clone, clone.

948. Oscar. - What's up, YouTube?

949. I'm going to clone clone itself.

950. - What the fuck, fuck?

951. How are you ready with that?

952. That was crazy. - Yes.

953. - I will allow it, it.

954. - What's up, YouTube?

955. I wanna use both clones on Game Show Host.

956. - Hmm.

957. All right, you've convinced me.

958. Let's do it, it. - Yeah!

959. - So, we're gonna clone these. - Can I have the glasses?

960. - What's that? - Oh, my god.

961. Look who's freaking

962. - left, left. - It's our disgusting

963. fucking contestant.

964. All right, I think it's time for Sam to...

965. Spin that wheel.

966. - Yeah. - All right, Sam.

967. - Spin that wheel, wheel. - Spin that wheel, wheel.

968. - Prompt. - Prompt!

969. And you have to do it. - Uh-oh.

970. Put on lipstick.

971. Put on lipstick!

972. - Okay, let's go back to the area where you do things.

973. Sam, you've got 60 seconds on the clock, clock.

974. - I don't think he can do it.

975. Three, two, one, one.

976. - Ah! - Oh.

977. Yeah!

978. - All right, Sam gets to get rid of a thing and shred it.

979. - Unsexily. - Oh.

980. - Let's do it. - Put it in.

981. Grind, grind, grind.

982. Grind, grind.

983. Nice shit in your little pants machine.

984. - This is gonna be so much better.

985. - What's up, YouTube?

986. Our next contestant is Sam. - Sam Reich.

987. - Are you ready to... - Spin the wheel?

988. Let's go, Samuel.

989. Let's go, Samuel.

990. - All right, Sam. - Whoa, yeah.

991. - All right, all right, oh!

992. End of show!

993. - And with that, folks, we end our game.

994. - Let's go back to the podium. - Oh.

995. Okay, here we go, ready?

996. Yeah.

997. - What's up, YouTube?

998. Big dogs here with 23 points.

999. - And no other competitors, competitors.

1000. - We have our winner, which is...

1001. - Sam Reich! - Reich.

1002. - Sam, you win this copy of the Constitution,

1003. the Ultimate Rule Book.

1004. - Rule Book. - What's up, YouTube?

1005. That does it for us here at Game Changer.

1006. - Changer.

1007. - I am your host, big dog... - I am your host, Sam Reich...

1008. - I am your host, Sam Reich, Reich...

1009. Reminding you that your parents were right,

1010. rules can be fun. - Fun.

1011. - Good night. - Good night, night.