Game Changer 7x4

1. Yeah?

2. - Hey, guys. One minute. - Thank you.

3. - Okay, big spit.

4. These walk and talks are a little tricky

5. because you want to show a lot of energy,

6. but you can't be going faster than the cameras.

7. Well, what you put here is the title.

8. Ba-bah!

9. Oh, I just realized I left my-

10. - Microphone? - Are you all you ready

11. for an incredible show?

12. - I've been here the whole time!

13. Stand by, folks. Stand by.

14. Give it up for Sam Reich!

15. Hello, everybody.

16. Get ready for a Game Changer!

17. Tonight's guests,

18. newly engaged and highly engaging, it's Jeff Acuri!

19. Hello! Pew, pew.

20. Nailed it! There no downside to Gianmarco Soresi!

21. Oh, that's not true.

22. And a late night legend, Josh Johnson!

23. - Very good, very good, very good, very good.

24. - And your host, me. I've been here the whole time.

25. This is "Game Changer", the only game show

26. where the game changes every show.

27. I am your host, Sam Reich.

28. I am joined today by these three professional stand-ups.

29. Now, you all understand how the game works.

30. - Yeah, 100%. - Did you get an email?

31. What?

32. - That's right, our players have no idea

33. what game it is they're about to play.

34. The only way to learn is by playing,

35. the only way to win is by learning,

36. and the only way to begin is by beginning.

37. So without further ado, let's begin.

38. Players, you have until I give you the red light...

39. - Oh! - Oh.

40. - ... to do some crowd work. Jeff, we'll start with you.

41. Everybody, give it up for Jeff Acuri!

42. - Over here? - Yeah!

43. You got this, man! - Okay! Thank you so much!

44. You got this! Keep it going!

45. - Nightmare.

46. So where are you guys from?

47. This is interesting.

48. I mean, obviously I saw the guy with the neck tattoos.

49. More than neck tattoos. They're all over you.

50. What do you regret the most?

51. Not that you regret any of them,

52. but you regret some of them.

53. - My ex's name. - Your ex's name?

54. - Yeah. - Really?

55. Where is it? Where'd you put it?

56. - I covered it.

57. You covered it? Really?

58. What's the new tattoo?

59. - Just a little killer kush.

60. - Killer kush? Oh, heck yeah, dude.

61. I actually have the same one.

62. It's under my shirt. You can't see it.

63. What was your ex's name? - Joanne.

64. - Joanne. - Yeah.

65. - Do you miss her? - No.

66. - All right. What went wrong?

67. You're gonna put me on the spot,

68. I'm gonna put them on the spot.

69. - Do it!

70. - How big is your penis? Let's get into it, dude.

71. I'm just kidding. It's big, I can tell.

72. - I think I'll give you the red light there.

73. Great job!

74. Thank you so much!

75. - Hell on Earth, hell on Earth. Me?

76. - Gianmarco! - All right, all right.

77. - Gianmarco Soresi! - Hey!

78. Oh, stop it, stop it, stop it. You're being paid to do that.

79. Surely this is not what you do every day with your beard.

80. How did it start? Were you doing a little one?

81. Like, when you were 14?

82. - I'm a competitive bearder.

83. - You're a competitive- - Bearder.

84. - A bearder. Oh, yes.

85. You mean like competitively, you grow it?

86. Every morning, you're like...

87. What do they grade you on?

88. - For my category, it'd be style.

89. - What are the other categories?

90. - Basic natural categories.

91. - Do they need to have a whole competition,

92. or can you just send in a ruler and go, I won?

93. - I won the UK championship yesterday.

94. - The UK championship? - Yeah.

95. - Can you imagine if you're on that plane

96. to that competition, you're like,

97. what the fuck is going on?

98. Oh my god, it's in the...

99. Oh, that must be the winner over there in first class.

100. How did you do?

101. - I won.

102. - You won? - Yeah.

103. - Oh yeah, sure. That's a good move.

104. So do you do this every day?

105. What does it look like when it's down?

106. - It's just a goatee. - No, that's not a goatee.

107. I feel like you would be a Santa Claus

108. at, like, an abandoned mall.

109. I'll give you the red light.

110. Bravo!

111. Josh Johnson, everybody!

112. - Just, it would be best

113. if you gave me the light immediately.

114. I'm in a gray hoodie. You have a grayish hoodie.

115. - It's green.

116. Oh, that's green?

117. You have a gray hoodie.

118. - It's blue. - Is that blue?

119. - This is the day we find out Josh Johnson's colorblind.

120. I apologize, everyone.

121. You guys in the plaid,

122. are y'all in plaid because you're triplets?

123. - Yeah. - What do you guys do?

124. - We do real estate. - Do y'all ever switch?

125. - He's gone to work for me multiple times.

126. Yeah.

127. - My man.

128. Oh.

129. - Double parking! - Double parking!

130. That's amazing.

131. If one of you committed a crime,

132. which one of y'all would go to jail?

133. 'Cause it's up to two of you to vote.

134. - We'd do a vote. - Yeah, yeah.

135. What's an activity that you all three enjoy?

136. - Martial arts. We're black belts in karate.

137. - Have y'all ever, like,

138. started a fight, and it was just one of you,

139. and then all three of y'all beat somebody up?

140. You know what I mean? Like-

141. - I will cut you off there, Josh!

142. Wow!

143. Players, bravo.

144. But you'll notice that I have yet to award you

145. with any points whatsoever.

146. - Yeah, I was wondering about that.

147. - That is because that was merely a warmup round.

148. - I wasted the beard guy for that shit? Are you serious?

149. Goddammit!

150. - I can't believe I didn't see him at all.

151. - You didn't see him?

152. - I can't even see, really.

153. - In that case, audience members,

154. if you would please unsheathe.

155. - Oh my god, what? - Ooh!

156. - Oh. - Okay.

157. - Okay, okay. - 'Cause for a second,

158. I was like, y'all nasty!

159. - Players, what you see in front of you

160. are audience members we've sought out for this game

161. specifically because they're fascinating.

162. - Whoa!

163. - In what way are they fascinating?

164. Well, it's written right there on their shirts.

165. - Or it's on their face as a beard.

166. - Give it up one more time for Jeff Acuri.

167. - Cool, hell yeah.

168. Let's see, some of these are really interesting.

169. I'm going to ask you about your love life right here, Miss.

170. What's your name, first of all?

171. - My name is Lisette.

172. - What's up with your love life?

173. - So, I married my college professor.

174. - Whoa, okay, where'd you meet?

175. You met in college, right? What does he teach?

176. - Music.

177. - Okay, and then what class was it?

178. - It was conducting.

179. - Was there, like, a back and forth with you two?

180. - No. - No?

181. - No, I would say, like, after the class had finished,

182. we continued kind of just having conversations

183. and realized that we had a lot in common.

184. - At the time, how old were you?

185. - I was 20. - And how old was he?

186. - 38. - 38, okay. It's gross.

187. I'm sorry, is that him? Is it him?

188. It's not him, is it? Is he right next to you?

189. Oh no.

190. Yo!

191. It's not gross, though.

192. What was it about her?

193. - I've never met anybody like her.

194. - Wow, okay. Cool.

195. - We've been married for nine years.

196. - That's really cool.

197. Do you still teach? - Yes, I do.

198. - Okay, when you go off to class,

199. is she like, no more meetings after class?

200. Okay, that's it. Thank you!

201. I love love! I think that's so wonderful.

202. - That is how the game is played, Jeff.

203. - Okay, cool. - And for that,

204. out of a possible three points,

205. I will give you two points.

206. - Thanks. Why didn't I get three?

207. Ha ha ha!

208. Gianmarco, everybody!

209. - All right, okay. Okay, hi.

210. Let me say something I would never

211. under any circumstance than this show.

212. Tell me about your faith.

213. - I knew you picked me. I saw you-

214. - It'd be funny if it was like, I'm just a strict Catholic.

215. What is your faith? - I'm a Satanic witch.

216. - What does that mean? - I work with spirits,

217. including, you know, Lucifer.

218. - Oh, really? Oh, really?

219. - Digest, digest.

220. - No, I'm gonna vomit, I think.

221. I guess I'm just wondering why Lucifer's spokesperson

222. is doing extra work for "Game Changer" right now,

223. but I guess maybe he wanted you to suffer,

224. and that's part of the whole thing.

225. So tell me, were you raised religiously?

226. - I was raised Muslim.

227. - Okay, okay! Not gonna touch that one.

228. I mean, Lucifer is supposed to be evil.

229. Am I misunderstanding her?

230. - That's what makes the content spicy.

231. I don't think he's evil.

232. - You don't think he's evil? - No.

233. - What's a holiday look like for you?

234. - Plant medicine.

235. - I do that ritual too. I guess I don't have-

236. Are you trying to recruit?

237. Are you trying to, like,

238. build this thing into a bigger, broader religion?

239. - Always accepting applications.

240. - What do I have to do? I'm already circumcised.

241. There, Gianmarco.

242. I am going to say, out of possible three points,

243. two for you as well, Gianmarco.

244. - Okay.

245. - One more time, Josh Johnson, everyone!

246. You've got this, bud.

247. - I have to make a disclaimer ahead of time.

248. I can read, so in case you're far away

249. and I read your shirt wrong,

250. it's not a reading things, it's an eyes thing.

251. Ask about my phobia. What's your phobia?

252. - I'm scared of feet.

253. - You're scared of feet. - Petrified.

254. - Can I see if you have feet?

255. Okay, so how do you handle your feet?

256. Because that's like, if you're arachnophobic,

257. and there's a spider on you at all times.

258. - My feet are beautiful.

259. Everyone else's feet, can't really mess with.

260. - That's confidence. I like that, yeah, yeah.

261. That's what's up.

262. - When I was about four years old, I was in karate.

263. I was sparring.

264. A kid kicked me and cut me on my arm with his toenail.

265. - That is nasty, so you're not wrong.

266. Even my martial arts bros in the back are nodding,

267. that that is pretty gross.

268. Okay, and so that's where it started.

269. - Yep. - Where it at now?

270. - I can't sleep in the same bed as my girlfriend,

271. and she refuses to not sleep with socks on.

272. - In other words, you gotta really lay down pipe

273. to make her acquiesce to something like that,

274. you know what I mean?

275. - I'm the only one who wears slippers with socks

276. - in my house. - Okay.

277. - Everyone else just walks around barefoot.

278. It grosses me out.

279. - I respect that you, like, because feet is your thing,

280. you wear the slippers and the socks.

281. - Yes. - You're being the change

282. you want to see, okay.

283. One more time for Josh, everybody!

284. - I can't believe Josh said "lay pipe" and "acquiesce"

285. in the same sentence.

286. I don't even know what that word means.

287. - You never read the dictionary horny?

288. - Josh, I think you made a real connection there

289. with a member of the audience. - Yeah.

290. - And so for those reasons, I'm going to say

291. a three out of a possible three points.

292. As we head onto our next round,

293. give it up one more time for Jeff, everybody!

294. - Get 'em! - Hey!

295. Yeah!

296. Hell yeah, man!

297. I'm taking my shoes off for this one.

298. Okay, cool.

299. I'm going to ask you about your party trick, please.

300. - I have a magnet implanted in my hand.

301. - You have a magnet implanted in your hand?

302. - Yeah. - Okay, so what is that for?

303. - It's just for fun.

304. - Who did the surgery?

305. - My brother. - Your brother did?

306. - It's not a surgery, it's just like a big needle.

307. - It was just a giant needle. - Yeah.

308. Which is scarier.

309. You had a giant needle.

310. How old were you when you had this done?

311. - This was two years ago, so 21.

312. - And now you're 23. You're much smarter.

313. Now what do you do with that magnet?

314. Which I see you're going into your pocket right now

315. which scares me.

316. - Nothing much. - Oh shit!

317. Look at that! That guy's like, I'm no longer scared of feet.

318. - Can I pull it off? - Wow.

319. - You can see, like, the bulge. Like, it bulging.

320. Yeah. Oh, I can see.

321. I feel like this is what you have to do

322. to became a Satanist.

323. - Oh, okay. - Wow.

324. Wow, that's really cool.

325. You can put it away. Don't ever do that again.

326. What's the worst reaction you ever had to that?

327. - Probably from doctors.

328. - Doctors? Ah, yeah, yeah.

329. Medical professionals are like, "Why did you do that?"

330. And you're like, "You just don't even fucking get it, dude."

331. - My brother, he has, like, a bunch of stuff in his body.

332. - Your brother has a bunch of stuff in his body. Okay.

333. - Yeah, so he has his car keys,

334. so he can, like, unlock his car with his hand.

335. - And he's just planning on having that car forever?

336. Could you imagine selling your car and being like,

337. "As soon as I sell this car, I also have to get surgery."

338. I like it it a lot, Jeff!

339. - Great. Okay!

340. - I think I'm going to keep you at another two points.

341. This game is still competitive. You're now in the lead.

342. - Wait!

343. - By default, by default. - It's two rounds!

344. - By default, given where we are in the game.

345. - Yeah!

346. - Gianmarco. - Sure.

347. - Let's see what happens with you.

348. - Okay, great. Yeah, okay.

349. Give it up for Gianmarco, everybody.

350. All right, all right!

351. Does it go off through TSA?

352. - No, no, it's small enough.

353. - Oh, it's small enough.

354. Oh, so with you and three more siblings,

355. you could make a gun in the airport.

356. All right, let's go on the back! You!

357. So what's your job?

358. - I'm a paleontologist.

359. - A paleontologist, like Ross.

360. - Oh my god.

361. - Yeah! Yeah, how do you like it?

362. - You know how many times I've heard it?

363. - Oh, you know how many times I've heard, "Tell me a joke!"

364. Yeah, buddy, we're in the same boat!

365. - Everyone's a victim here, I'll admit.

366. - Do you feel like "Friends"

367. captured your profession accurately?

368. - I've never seen a single episode of "Friends".

369. - Okay, well, now you're just trying to be a contrarian.

370. You need to go enjoy it.

371. I mean, at some point it'll be old enough

372. for you to study it as a sitcom.

373. Yeah.

374. You could rebuild a skeleton of Matthew Perry.

375. Oh god, I know, I know, I know!

376. - Wow! - I know, I know!

377. - Paleontologists don't dig people.

378. - I like that was your problem with the joke

379. that I just made. - It is!

380. - Everyone was like, oh,

381. you got paleontology wrong with that one, buddy!

382. I think I'll cut you off there, Gianmarco.

383. Jesus Christ.

384. - I hate to do this, because it was very funny,

385. but I think I'm going to make an example of you

386. and say one point. - Oh god.

387. - For stepping in it.

388. - I am a professional step-inner.

389. - Very interesting point, Gianmarco,

390. which will prove to be relevant

391. when we get to the next round of our game.

392. - All right, all right!

393. - Give it up one more time for Josh Johnson!

394. - I may have to ask you what your shirt says.

395. Sir, yours says, "Ask about my credentials."

396. What are your credentials?

397. - I'm a bonafide nudist.

398. - Oh! - King.

399. - Dammit! - Legend.

400. - I love this! - Yes.

401. - That was a good reaction. I hate you so much.

402. - Oh my god. Sir, you should be knighted.

403. All right, tell me about what it's like being a nudist.

404. - It's probably the most freeing thing

405. that anyone, I think, can experience.

406. - Do you feel like you're in jail now?

407. - It's sort of like a coming out, you know?

408. - And how long have you been a nudist?

409. - Since college.

410. - Where'd you get the confidence to be a nudist?

411. - The first class that I had was drawing class,

412. and we had nude models.

413. - And you were like, "I'm bigger than him."

414. You know what, I'll cut it off there!

415. You see him laughing.

416. - Josh, I think you're doing a really great job

417. connecting with this crowd.

418. - Okay, all right.

419. - I am going to say another three points for you,

420. bringing you to six. - Oh, thanks, man.

421. - Now, one more time for Jeff Acuri, everybody!

422. Hey-o!

423. - Hell yeah, dude! I love that.

424. I want to ask this woman over here with the glasses,

425. right over here, I see it says, "Ask me about my job."

426. What is your job?

427. - I teach improv to incarcerated men and women

428. in our California State prison system.

429. - Wow, okay. Are they just all like...

430. Okay. - They're not behind bars.

431. - So let me ask you, what's the biggest obstacle

432. for working with inmates?

433. - Probably just the initial few minutes

434. where they're very uncertain.

435. - You know, improv is very scary.

436. For prisoners in a state prison, that must be

437. the scariest thing that they've had to surmount.

438. Okay, what's your favorite part about that?

439. It's got to feel rewarding, I'm sure.

440. - Oh my gosh, the change that I can see

441. from when I started with them

442. to when we finish our program is astounding.

443. - That's really nice. - It's so rewarding, yeah.

444. - What's the funniest thing a prisoner has done

445. in that context?

446. - I think the funniest thing was when someone said,

447. "Oh, I'm gonna come out and rob a 7-Eleven,"

448. and I was like, "Oh, no!"

449. - Yeah, you're like, let's think outside the box.

450. That sounds about right.

451. - Thank you!

452. That was good.

453. - That was great. - Thanks.

454. - Jeff, I'm going to bring you another two points up.

455. - Thank you. - To a total of six points.

456. Gianmarco, you've established yourself

457. as the heel of the episode.

458. - Not just of the episode, but thank you very much.

459. - Last opportunity of round one.

460. - Yeah. - I believe in you.

461. Give it up for Gianmarco!

462. - Thank you, thank you.

463. I'm going to bring it back to the nudist.

464. Tell me when to stop.

465. Oh my god! Okay, now we see why, all right.

466. You! May I ask you about your job?

467. - Sure. I'm a magician.

468. Okay, let's move on.

469. Your luck. Can you tell me about your luck?

470. - So I genuinely believe that I am cursed.

471. - Is this the religious section over here?

472. What do you mean you're cursed?

473. Convince me. I'm very skeptical.

474. - So every year on my birthday,

475. something terrible happens to me.

476. - Okay, tell me.

477. - When I turned 16, this is the first time

478. it got really bad.

479. My little brother got bit by a spider,

480. so they had to take him to the hospital.

481. - And he became Spider-Man?

482. - So I walked home from school. It took me an hour.

483. When I got there, the power was out,

484. so I spent my 16th birthday-

485. - Wait, can I just say something really quick?

486. It sounds like your brother is cursed.

487. You're like, "You won't believe it!

488. My brother got eaten by a wolf!

489. And then I had to make my own dinner that night!"

490. What about 17?

491. - 17, I had spent a whole year coordinating

492. this charity concert and I had to cancel it

493. because I got really sick the day before.

494. - Now take it home with 18.

495. - So on my 18th birthday,

496. I had two of my best friends in the world,

497. I planned this whole thing with the both of them.

498. One of them calls me and is like,

499. "Hey, so actually, I don't like hanging out

500. with the other friend at all."

501. - Can I just throw out there,

502. you plan the concert on the birthday.

503. You got sick 'cause you probably

504. weren't getting enough sleep or didn't have vitamin C.

505. You pick bad friends who don't even like each other.

506. And maybe your brother has to stop

507. playing in the fucking attic!

508. He wouldn't be bit by spiders every second!

509. - You have created such a vibe for yourself on this stage.

510. But you know what, Gianmarco? I've done a complete 180.

511. Three points for you for that one.

512. - Yeah!

513. - I think if you go far enough with it, it works somehow.

514. - Thank you, thank you.

515. - And that really brought it home for me.

516. As a five foot six man.

517. It's you and me against the world, Josh.

518. - Us?

519. - I've never felt lonelier than this-

520. - No, I didn't mean to, I just-

521. - Would you say you've never felt more low?

522. - Let's take one point away from Gianmarco.

523. - No! No, no, no!

524. - No! - Bringing him to seven.

525. One more time for Josh Johnson, everybody.

526. - It says, "Ask me about my love life."

527. What's going on with your love life?

528. - I'm a member of the Seattle kink community.

529. - Seattle kink, okay. All right.

530. - I'm in something called ABDL,

531. if you know the abbreviation.

532. - I don't know the abbreviation. Can you tell me?

533. - It stands for adult baby diaper lover.

534. Adult baby diaper lover.

535. - They are so upset when Josh finds his gold.

536. - As brief as possible, can you bring me up to speed

537. on what adult baby diaper lover-

538. - Honestly, it's all there in the name.

539. - Yes, it is. All right.

540. And I'm not trying to get you to, like,

541. tell tales out of school or anything,

542. but do you recognize anybody right now?

543. - No one in the room. As I said, I'm from Seattle.

544. - So I wouldn't know. - Oh, okay.

545. What was your first experience,

546. when you were like, let me dive in?

547. - Honestly, after I started going to therapy

548. and was able to feel a little bit more confident of, like,

549. okay, this isn't going to kill me-

550. - I'm sorry, do you shit in the diaper?

551. I'm just really curious.

552. - This is a whole thing. - Yeah. Sorry, I-

553. - No, listen.

554. - It's fine. - Open up this dialogue. No.

555. - Okay. - Okay.

556. - Really? - That's right!

557. - You'd be surprised.

558. There's a big split in the community

559. between people who shit-

560. - Yeah, it's called the ass crack!

561. - I'm so sorry. Let's add back that point for Gianmarco.

562. Thank you.

563. - So you said there's a division in the community.

564. - There is. - There are the people

565. who poop, the people who are just like, "No, I'll wait."

566. - They're just all about piss, yeah.

567. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

568. So it's not in thirds. It's not clean diaper-

569. - Oh, I don't think so, no.

570. - Something's happening every time.

571. - Oh yeah, absolutely.

572. - Oh my god! - Yeah, that's part of it.

573. - Oh.

574. But you're now looking at me wild, like,

575. don't you know we all piss in the diaper?

576. I just thought that you were wearing the diaper...

577. Okay, so, what is the etiquette-

578. - What is the etiquette, Josh? What do you mean?

579. - I'm just saying, like, let's say you're at the adult-

580. - At an event, yeah, usually-

581. - At an event, and you don't know that

582. you're around a bunch of pissers, and so you poop,

583. and everybody's like, "Ugh, you're killing the vibe!"

584. - Consent is king. They're always like, "Hey, no poop."

585. Like, anything else is okay.

586. - It's actually the rule for most parties.

587. Yeah.

588. - Another three points for Josh Johnson.

589. And that brings us to our minigame!

590. This is a little minigame

591. that we like to call Show of Hands.

592. Players, you're clearly terrific

593. at connecting with crowd members one on one,

594. but how about an audience en masse?

595. - In a moment, I'm going to ask you

596. to ask the crowd a question

597. in order to get a particular show of hands.

598. Closest wins. First off, 90%.

599. In the lead, Josh, I'm going to start with you.

600. - How many of y'all think

601. that people in LA don't know how to drive?

602. That's going to be tough to beat. Gianmarco.

603. - If you were a member of the, what was it called again?

604. - ABDL.

605. - Raise your hand if you would be like,

606. "Yeah, don't shit in the diaper."

607. No, too many!

608. No, you too? No!

609. - Jeff. - Okay.

610. Raise your hand if you drove here today.

611. Ooh.

612. - Wow. - With exactly 90% of the vote

613. Josh gets the point. - Oh, wow!

614. - Exactly 90%.

615. - I owe all of you a high five. Raise your hand!

616. Yeah!

617. - Now this is going to take a while.

618. - Yeah! Yeah!

619. Yes, yes! Yeah!

620. - No repeats and no reversals of questions we've just heard.

621. Gianmarco, I'm going to start with you.

622. - Okay. - 10% of the audience.

623. - If you've ever done a real,

624. true blue Dungeons & Dragons game.

625. Oh shit!

626. Wow!

627. Gianmarco, wildly underestimating

628. how many Dropout fans there are in the crowd.

629. I-

630. Josh.

631. - What if we close our eyes?

632. - So we can know what it's like to see through yours?

633. - That was very good. Don't be weird.

634. - Thank you. - That was very funny.

635. - I don't know. Take a point away from Gianmarco.

636. - No! - No, no, no!

637. - I think we should. - Okay, raise your hand

638. if you make over $250,000 a year.

639. - You forgot how many Dropout fans there were here.

640. - Jeff, 10%.

641. - Raise your hand if you have red hair.

642. - With exactly 10%, Jeff! - Yes!

643. - Wow!

644. Otherwise, it would've been you.

645. - Damn, okay.

646. - And then, if neither of them...

647. - Give that point back to Gianmarco.

648. Yes! Oh, man!

649. - Last one.

650. 50%. Jeff, since you won last round, we'll start with you.

651. - Okay, raise your hand if you are wearing

652. a white shirt provided by Dropout.

653. Nope, I fucked up.

654. I could've done the math easy.

655. - All right, fair enough. Josh, we'll go next to you.

656. Okay.

657. Raise your hand if you put the toilet paper,

658. when you put the new roll, on the side that goes like this.

659. - Under and not over.

660. - Under. - Under.

661. You would've aced the 10% one with this question.

662. - Damn. - Gianmarco.

663. - Raise your hand if you have a piercing.

664. - Ooh. - That's good.

665. - That's pretty good.

666. It's going to be a tossup between Jeff-

667. - I want to know where the nudist's ones are.

668. - It's my left nipple. - Yeah, it is! Hell yeah!

669. Is there a significance to it?

670. - Well, the other one, someone can play with.

671. - You are a king, sir.

672. - You're like a bop it, twist it.

673. - With 64% of the vote, Gianmarco,

674. that point goes to you.

675. Which brings us to round two.

676. For round two, I'm going to give you the option

677. to do something even a little bit more challenging.

678. - Oh!

679. - Could I have my red flags reveal themselves please?

680. I knew it! I knew it!

681. - What'd you know?

682. There's more.

683. - These audience members- - Oh shit!

684. - Should you dare to interact with them-

685. - Yes, yes!

686. - Are worth double the points.

687. But be warned, it's a minefield out there,

688. and you could easily bomb.

689. Let's reverse this order, and Josh, we'll start with you.

690. Josh Johnson, everybody!

691. - Y'all were in a lot of accidents.

692. Yours, does it say, "Ask about my accident?"

693. - It says addiction.

694. - Whoops!

695. - Yes! - Okay, my friend,

696. tell me about your addiction.

697. - I was addicted to cocaine for five years.

698. - That is reasonable.

699. I've heard that cocaine is really good.

700. - It's real fun.

701. - And so you have now beat your addiction.

702. - I am clean and sober for six years.

703. Congratulations!

704. I've never done anything, and so to know what it's like

705. and then be like, "I'm going to do other things,"

706. that's admirable.

707. What was your favorite part about cocaine?

708. - So, canonically- - Did you say canonically?

709. - I did say canonically. - Like, biblically?

710. Okay, canonically. - So, canonically,

711. cocaine is very expensive. - Yes.

712. - In five years of being a coke addict,

713. I never paid for anything.

714. - Go off!

715. Teach me your ways!

716. - I wore pretty low-cut tops and dated terrible men.

717. - They do seem to have all the cocaine.

718. They do!

719. - Canonically, what else happened?

720. - The funniest thing,

721. one time I sucked somebody's toes for drugs.

722. Don't do that. Addiction's weird.

723. - This foot guy is freaking out, by the way.

724. - I have to check in with you.

725. How are you doing hearing something like that?

726. - There's not enough cocaine in the world for me.

727. That'll do it, Josh!

728. Very good, Josh.

729. Out of a possible six points,

730. let's say another four points for you.

731. - Thanks.

732. Bringing you all the way to 14.

733. - So how much cocaine does that many points get you?

734. - Depends what you're willing to do to my toes.

735. - Let's give a point to him, you know?

736. - You can take that point away.

737. - I'll suck your toes!

738. - Gianmarco! - Oh shit, okay.

739. Can I ask you about your childhood?

740. - Yeah. I was attacked by a serial killer.

741. Oh my god. Did you survive?

742. Are we familiar? Is it, like, one of the-

743. - Yes, the National Forest Serial Killer.

744. He is on death row in Florida.

745. - The National Forest Serial Killer?

746. - Yes. - So, a man or a bear?

747. Okay, how old were you? You said a kid.

748. - It was in the early 2000s. I was a young preteen, teen.

749. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stabbing age!

750. She's alive! She's alive, okay?

751. It's okay!

752. Tell me about your encounter. You're walking with your dog.

753. - Through the shortcut where it's just, like,

754. bushes and trees. - Uh-huh.

755. - And he hops out of a bush with his little, like,

756. he had, like, a baton thing.

757. - Did you testify?

758. - No, they didn't need me to. He'd murdered someone.

759. - Honestly, though, that would've been fire

760. if you had busted into court and been like, "And!"

761. - Okay, let's go red flag all the way.

762. How do you feel about capital punishment?

763. - Gianmarco! - Sorry!

764. Now I'm gonna take off my shirt! I have an ever redder...

765. - I'm actually opposed.

766. - Do you know when the date is?

767. - He doesn't have one yet

768. because there's still several open cases in North Carolina.

769. - Oh. - Yes.

770. - Okay, well, we kind of had more of a resolution

771. than a comedic one, exactly.

772. I guess the big laugh will come on the day,

773. but it hasn't been scheduled yet.

774. - Great. Great. - Great job.

775. - This kind of rules.

776. Gianmarco, I don't know what more I could possibly look for.

777. I think a full six points for you.

778. But be careful, or I'll take one away.

779. Jeff Acuri, everybody!

780. - All right, hello. Ask me about my family!

781. Let's do that one, that's fun.

782. - Yeah, it's the world smallest doomsday cult.

783. Two families.

784. - Is it a cult?

785. - Yeah, considering that my dad believes

786. that his best friend is a prophet of god.

787. - Really? - Yeah.

788. How are you doing today?

789. So you left the cult. - Yeah.

790. - Where, generally, are you guys?

791. - Like, Ohio and Tennessee.

792. - Ha! That's just funny to me.

793. It's like, we have two divisions,

794. and just like six people total.

795. Your dad believes his best friend-

796. - Yeah. - Who is part of the cult?

797. - Kind of the leader.

798. - And he thinks the world's going to end at some point.

799. - My dad's best friend earnestly told me at one point

800. that he saw the archangel Gabriel and Lucifer-

801. - I love the reference to her. Just like, and Lucy-Luc!

802. So here's what I'm going to say.

803. I'm going to get zero points.

804. But I want you to know that you did a good job,

805. and the zero points that I get will reflect

806. not at all on you, it's just more me,

807. because I'm scared about this.

808. I didn't know how to handle it.

809. Maybe next round, things can turn around for me.

810. Have a good day.

811. - I think some roles have flipped here throughout the show.

812. - Yeah, fuck you!

813. I'm the bad guy.

814. - I'm going to say two points.

815. - I'll take it.

816. - Which brings us back to Josh.

817. - Okay. - Josh, everybody.

818. - Hey.

819. Yours says, "Ask me about my family."

820. - Oh yeah. - Tell me about your family.

821. - My former, keyword here, former stepmother-

822. - Former stepmother.

823. - Attempted to murder my father by slowly poisoning him

824. over the course of several months.

825. - Okay, wait, and y'all caught her though, right?

826. - His doctor, who's actually now his wife-

827. - Date up, date up! Okay!

828. - Yes, she is a big improvement.

829. - Doing the literal opposite, yes.

830. - She had him go into the medicine cabinet

831. and collect all of the meds and took them to a pharmacist,

832. and the pharmacist was like, "What do you take this for?"

833. "I don't know."What do you take this for?"

834. "I don't know." - Oh my gosh.

835. - And the pharmacist was like,

836. "You should've died a while ago."

837. - This story feels like the logic a fuckboy would use

838. to never get married, 'cause it's like,

839. you don't know what could happen, dog!

840. You know what I mean? One day, everything good.

841. And then all of a sudden, you get sick.

842. And then she start poison. That's why I can't commit.

843. - Let's say, out of a possible six points,

844. another four points for you,

845. bringing you to 18 points, Josh.

846. - Getting it.

847. - For the last time, Gianmarco Soresi!

848. - Okay, okay.

849. Tell me about your health.

850. - I have a titanium plate and two screws

851. holding my skull together.

852. - Oh yeah? - Yeah.

853. - Can I borrow your hand?

854. Would it work? - We could try.

855. - Let's try.

856. - This would be crazy.

857. - What if he just died? - Oh, Jesus!

858. Thank you.

859. Could you imagine?

860. That'd be the greatest crowd work clip of my entire life.

861. Okay, could I ask you about your accident?

862. - I broke my neck in an accident

863. and didn't know about it until years later.

864. - So not that bad, I guess.

865. - I thought it wasn't that bad.

866. - What, were you looking in the mirror,

867. you're like, "Nah, looks fine to me."

868. What did you do?

869. - Well, I was in a snowmobile accident,

870. and woke up wrapped around a tree,

871. but walked away from it.

872. - So when did you find out?

873. - I got into a car accident.

874. - And suddenly you're like, "Wow, it feels amazing now!"

875. - I got a bunch of X-rays done,

876. and my spine curves from where I hit the tree.

877. - So they put your skeleton under an X-ray,

878. and it comes back like this, and it's like,

879. oh my god, that's a tree shape!

880. - The very top, I had broken my atlas,

881. which is the same place Christopher Reeve broke his neck

882. when he fell off the horse.

883. - Yeah, do you go on dates and tell people, like,

884. hey, you know, I'm stronger than Superman?

885. Sorry! Wow!

886. I think let's...

887. I saw someone flash me the six.

888. I am going to say six points for you, Gianmarco.

889. I don't feel great about it, but that's maybe not the point.

890. - No. - Give it up one more time

891. for Jeff Acuri!

892. - Thanks.

893. Okay!

894. What happened with your accident?

895. - Which one? - You decide.

896. - We were living in Uganda at the time.

897. - You were living in Uganda? - Yeah, of course.

898. We found this little baby snake, put it in a terrarium.

899. We're like, wow, this is obviously

900. a worm that we can raise as our own.

901. - That's cute. - And this little baby snake

902. very quickly started growing up.

903. - You have, like, parents that saw this as well?

904. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

905. - And they just were like, "That's a cool fucking worm."

906. I would think that you're like, "This fucking worm, dude!

907. I just want to go fishing! Goddamn, dude!"

908. Tell me something else about you that's going to-

909. - Like catching on fire? - Yeah, that one.

910. What happened?

911. - So, I was throwing Doritos chip packs into the fire.

912. - Why were you doing that? - I think just arson.

913. - Still mad about how you lost your favorite worm?

914. Yes.

915. - Anyway, so what happened? Who caught on fire?

916. - Caught the hem of my pants on fire,

917. did not notice for a full second until I was like, huh.

918. - Now, I do have to stop you and wonder if you're lying,

919. because your pants were on fire.

920. Yeah!

921. - Oh, I'm a sucker for a pun.

922. I am going to say six points for you, Jeff.

923. - Finally!

924. - Which brings us to the end of our game.

925. The crowd work's been worked, and the scores at the end,

926. Jeff with 15 points, Josh with 18 points,

927. and Gianmarco with 19 points!

928. Gianmarco, you are the winner of our show!

929. - I couldn't do it without you!

930. - And you win these two drink tickets.

931. - Oh my god!

932. - Those drink tickets are good for beer,

933. but not not for hard liquor, just so you know.

934. - Good to know.

935. - That does it for us here at "Game Changer".

936. I am your host, Sam Reich, reminding you that a stranger

937. is just someone you haven't turned into content yet.

938. Goodnight.