1. - Welcome, everyone, to
the 2025 Youlympic Games.Copy !req
2. - It's 72 degrees in our
air conditioned studio,Copy !req
3. Hollywood is, for the
moment, not on strike,Copy !req
4. and I can't think of a
better day to kick offCopy !req
5. what is sure to be an amazing event.Copy !req
6. - Now let's go live to Sam,Copy !req
7. who's just about to
introduce our athletes.Copy !req
8. Representing Brennan Lee Mulligan,Copy !req
9. it's Brennan Lee Mulligan!Copy !req
10. - Really proud of yourself, huh?Copy !req
11. Representing Ify
Nwadiwe, it's Ify Nwadiwe!Copy !req
12. - What's good?Copy !req
13. Congratulations to World
Series champs Dodgers,Copy !req
14. and Oscar Winner "Joker: Folie à Deux".Copy !req
15. And representing Katie Marovitch,Copy !req
16. it's Katie Marovitch!Copy !req
17. Katie's moving in.Copy !req
18. - With that, it's time for the
Youlympic opening ceremonies.Copy !req
19. No!Copy !req
20. Wow!Copy !req
21. Okay, incredible!Copy !req
22. Jordan, my excitement
is through the roof.Copy !req
23. - So, apparently, is
Game Changer's budget.Copy !req
24. Let's see what event we have up first.Copy !req
25. - Players, it's time
for the vertical jump.Copy !req
26. - No! We did that!Copy !req
27. Sam, we did that already.Copy !req
28. Sam?Copy !req
29. Now as a reminder, Jordan,Copy !req
30. our players will be judged
not against each other,Copy !req
31. but against their own
scores from last week.Copy !req
32. That's right, one week ago,Copy !req
33. our players stepped foot
on the "Game Changer" stageCopy !req
34. oblivious to the fact
that they'd be here againCopy !req
35. a few days later.Copy !req
36. Let's take a look.Copy !req
37. Get ready for a "Game Changer"!Copy !req
38. Tonight's guests, making a
federal case out of second place,Copy !req
39. it's Brennan Lee Mulligan!Copy !req
40. Hello! That's all.Copy !req
41. A nerd who could be his
own bully, it's Ify Nwadiwe.Copy !req
42. - Um, actually...Copy !req
43. Shut up!Copy !req
44. No one like her
except Jack Stryker,Copy !req
45. it's Katie Marovitch!Copy !req
46. And your host, me.Copy !req
47. I've been here the whole time.Copy !req
48. This is "Game Changer", the only game showCopy !req
49. where the game changes every show.Copy !req
50. I am your host, Sam Reich.Copy !req
51. I am joined today by these
three lovely contestants.Copy !req
52. Now, you all understand
how the game works.Copy !req
53. - I don't know.Copy !req
54. - As of right now, no, I have no clue.Copy !req
55. - The odds that I will
understand this game,Copy !req
56. I would say, are low.Copy !req
57. - That's right, our players have no ideaCopy !req
58. what game it is they're about to play.Copy !req
59. The only way to learn is by playing,Copy !req
60. the only way to win is by learning,Copy !req
61. and the only way to begin is by beginning.Copy !req
62. So without further ado, let's
begin with the vertical jump.Copy !req
63. - You understand what
we're here doing, right?Copy !req
64. - Yeah, it seems like-
- We're doing-Copy !req
65. - Once again, Sam Reich
has found a novel wayCopy !req
66. to punish you for doing your best!Copy !req
67. The man is sick! He's a sick, sick man!Copy !req
68. - First up is Brennan Lee Mulligan.Copy !req
69. - Fuck!Copy !req
70. - Let's see what personal best
he's competing with today.Copy !req
71. - I am realizing I have
not jumped in five years.Copy !req
72. Okay, ready?Copy !req
73. - Come on, Brennan!Copy !req
74. - Glad I wore jeans. Okay, here we go!Copy !req
75. It seems like Brennan's gettingCopy !req
76. a lot of motion to start,Copy !req
77. but then comes to almost a complete stop.Copy !req
78. - You'd be mistaken to think
that he hit any of the red.Copy !req
79. He did not.Copy !req
80. - Brennan, your score to beatCopy !req
81. is eight feet and three inches.Copy !req
82. - I know that you guys are sayingCopy !req
83. what's written on the prompterCopy !req
84. and I don't hold it against
you personally, but-Copy !req
85. - Brennan's already mistaken.
Not off to a great start.Copy !req
86. - Oh no! That's from the heart?Copy !req
87. - There is a prompter.
- What the fuck!Copy !req
88. - But we're just speaking the truth.Copy !req
89. - Goddammit!Copy !req
90. Brennan's sizing up the pole.Copy !req
91. Completely different techniqueCopy !req
92. this time, it seems.Copy !req
93. - Oh!
- Wow!Copy !req
94. All right, wow.Copy !req
95. - I hurt my stomach a little bit!Copy !req
96. - That did feel better.Copy !req
97. Brennan learning from his past mistakes.Copy !req
98. - That was great.Copy !req
99. Brennan, your new
score, eight feet, nine inches.Copy !req
100. - That's a whopping six
inches on his last score.Copy !req
101. - That's great.Copy !req
102. - Brennan, that's a point
for you for besting yourself.Copy !req
103. - Okay.
- Next up is Ify Nwadiwe.Copy !req
104. - This is cool. Where
can I get one of these?Copy !req
105. - I think I'm gonna just vert.Copy !req
106. I'm not going to get a running start.Copy !req
107. - Whenever you're ready, my friend.Copy !req
108. - Okay.Copy !req
109. - Oh my god!
- Oh my lord.Copy !req
110. - I've been waiting for a
physical "Game Changer".Copy !req
111. - So good. So incredible.
- This is nearlyCopy !req
112. a full inch over.Copy !req
113. - I can't take all the credit.Copy !req
114. The credit mostly goes
to the Black traditionCopy !req
115. of seeing a high sign and jumping upCopy !req
116. and seeing if you can touch it.Copy !req
117. - A tradition that I have always lost.Copy !req
118. - Have you been in the
same clothes since Friday?Copy !req
119. - Would that be weird if that was true?Copy !req
120. - Yes.
- Yeah!Copy !req
121. - Okay.Copy !req
122. - Ify, your score to
beat, nine feet 10 inches.Copy !req
123. - Okay, I think we should
raise it a little higher,Copy !req
124. just because, since I
was already at the top...Copy !req
125. Oh, my feet. They don't feel good.Copy !req
126. Oh my god.Copy !req
127. Ify activating the
uncle mode on his shoes.Copy !req
128. He is wearing, in fact,Copy !req
129. the worst possible shoes for this.Copy !req
130. - Crocs famously go under water.Copy !req
131. - All right.
- You got it, Ify.Copy !req
132. - We got this. Yep, yes.Copy !req
133. - Yeah!Copy !req
134. That looked very good,
Ify, but also very similar.Copy !req
135. - I think it was better.Copy !req
136. - What support from
your fellow contestants.Copy !req
137. Listen, we're
on the same team now.Copy !req
138. Yeah, this team-Copy !req
139. - We're against all of you.
- Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
140. - Except that you're
competing with yourselvesCopy !req
141. against each other.Copy !req
142. - Explain that slightly
more, so I know how to feel.Copy !req
143. - We were having a beautiful moment!Copy !req
144. - No, no, no. Be quiet.Copy !req
145. - You are competing with
yourselves for pointsCopy !req
146. against your fellow players' points.Copy !req
147. - Get ready to eat my dust, Marovitch.Copy !req
148. - Stop it!Copy !req
149. - Get ready to eat my dust!Copy !req
150. - We were having a
beautiful moment, Brennan!Copy !req
151. - This is just another day for me.Copy !req
152. Every day, I'm beating myself.Copy !req
153. Beating myself off.Copy !req
154. - Ify.
- Yes.Copy !req
155. - Your height was nine feet 11 inches,Copy !req
156. an inch higher than you accomplished-Copy !req
157. - Incredible.
- ... but four days ago.Copy !req
158. That's a point on the board for you.Copy !req
159. - Next up is Katie Marovitch.Copy !req
160. Let's see how
she managed last week.Copy !req
161. Katie
goes right for the wall.Copy !req
162. - You just saw Ify. You're
going with my strategy?Copy !req
163. - That's a good point.Copy !req
164. - I'm just checking.
- Thank you.Copy !req
165. Thank you for that.Copy !req
166. Oh no, I feel weak. I feel
like my legs are jello.Copy !req
167. Should I jump with my...Copy !req
168. - Okay!
- Hey!Copy !req
169. Not bad, Katie.
- You got higher than me.Copy !req
170. - I suck.Copy !req
171. - You can't say that after I
say you got higher than me.Copy !req
172. Looks like Katie
has an easier bar to clearCopy !req
173. than either Ify or Brennan.Copy !req
174. Katie, your height to
beat is eight feet two inches.Copy !req
175. I believe in you.Copy !req
176. - I wore worse shoes and a blazer.Copy !req
177. - Now, it is possible she could
ask Ify to borrow the Crocs.Copy !req
178. I do believe Katie can
best her own personal bestCopy !req
179. if she simply believes in herself.Copy !req
180. - Thank you so much.
- Let's just hopeCopy !req
181. she doesn't psyche herself outCopy !req
182. before she starts the actual challenge.Copy !req
183. Let's pray she doesn't choke.Copy !req
184. - And then let's just
be quiet for a little.Copy !req
185. - Katie looks beautiful,Copy !req
186. but I don't think she's
going to do a good job.Copy !req
187. - Katie, you're going
to do an amazing job.Copy !req
188. - Thank you.Copy !req
189. - This is like a Diane Keaton look.Copy !req
190. - It is! That's exactly
what I was going for!Copy !req
191. - Who jumps better than
Diane Keaton? No one!Copy !req
192. - No one!Copy !req
193. - Yeah!Copy !req
194. - That looked pretty good, Katie.Copy !req
195. - It feels like gym class
for me, the same anxiety.Copy !req
196. Waiting for our judges
to tally the final results.Copy !req
197. Katie, your height,
eight feet three inches.Copy !req
198. That's another inch,Copy !req
199. and a point for you as well.
- Yes! Woo!Copy !req
200. - It looks like "Annie Hall"
should actually be Annie Tall.Copy !req
201. - Ash, if I could have
the clothespins, please.Copy !req
202. Oh, lord, this one hurt.Copy !req
203. But it's all right.
That's not a complaint.Copy !req
204. - Thank you.
- Thank you, Ash.Copy !req
205. - Let's see how our players
got along last week.Copy !req
206. - Players, your challenge is a simple one.Copy !req
207. Who can pin the most
clothespins to themselvesCopy !req
208. in one minute?Copy !req
209. Keep in mind, by self, I
mean not clothes, but skin.Copy !req
210. - Okay.
- Can it cover bone as well?Copy !req
211. - Absolutely.
- Great.Copy !req
212. - Your teeth are bones outside.Copy !req
213. - Your teeth are bones outside.Copy !req
214. - That's true.
- Hair is fair game, too?Copy !req
215. - Hair is dead skin cells.Copy !req
216. - Okay.Copy !req
217. - Sounds like a yes.
- Yeah.Copy !req
218. - In that case, on your mark, get set, go.Copy !req
219. - These hurt! But in a fun way.Copy !req
220. - Oh, that looks bad.Copy !req
221. Pre-Friday Ify,
he wasn't ready for this.Copy !req
222. Oh, lord!Copy !req
223. - This is scary.Copy !req
224. It looks like low budgetCopy !req
225. "Hellraiser" Halloween costumes.Copy !req
226. - I do feel sad for people
that have to do this show.Copy !req
227. All right, players,
your scores to beat.Copy !req
228. Brennan, 19 pins.Copy !req
229. Ify, 22 pins.Copy !req
230. Katie, 17 pins.Copy !req
231. - That's so many.Copy !req
232. - It is the least of the
amounts I just mentioned.Copy !req
233. - Don't let him get in your head, Katie.Copy !req
234. Don't let him get in your head.Copy !req
235. - Ready, players.Copy !req
236. On your mark, get set, go.Copy !req
237. Brennan taking an early lead,Copy !req
238. doing two at a time on the lips.Copy !req
239. Very interesting
to start with the mouth,Copy !req
240. one of the most painful places.Copy !req
241. It seems like maybe that's
where you'd go last.Copy !req
242. Ify plugging
up his nose early on.Copy !req
243. Gonna make that hard to breatheCopy !req
244. for the remainder of the minute.Copy !req
245. We've got some players
dropping clothespins now.Copy !req
246. Okay, we have Brennan
going under the shirt.Copy !req
247. - 10 seconds.Copy !req
248. Five, four, three,Copy !req
249. two, one, and stop!Copy !req
250. - Now, I loved Katie's strategy of doingCopy !req
251. the sort of Bugles finger witch
things with her clothespins.Copy !req
252. - If hair is allowed,Copy !req
253. why didn't they all just
do nothing but hair?Copy !req
254. - That was my immediate thought.Copy !req
255. - I have very thin hair and it
would have fallen right out.Copy !req
256. - I wish they could answer us.Copy !req
257. - Brennan, to beat 19 clothespins,Copy !req
258. you pinned to yourself 19 clothespins.Copy !req
259. No points for you.Copy !req
260. Ify, to beat 22 clothespins,Copy !req
261. you pinned 21 clothespins.Copy !req
262. No points for you.Copy !req
263. Katie, to beat 17 clothespins,Copy !req
264. you pinned 25 clothespins.Copy !req
265. - Oh my god!Copy !req
266. - Strong performance by Katie Marovitch.Copy !req
267. - The most that anyone has
pinned to themselves so far.Copy !req
268. That is a point for you,
bringing you into the lead.Copy !req
269. - Woo!
- What?Copy !req
270. - Ash, if you could please
remove these clothespins.Copy !req
271. - Thank you very much, Ash.Copy !req
272. - Next up, it's the pasta shapes
portion of our competition.Copy !req
273. Round robin style, I'm going to ask youCopy !req
274. to name as many pasta shapes as you canCopy !req
275. without repeating
yourselves or each other.Copy !req
276. If a player can't think of a pasta shape,Copy !req
277. they'll be out, but the other playersCopy !req
278. will both continue.
- Cool.Copy !req
279. Until you run out of pasta shapes.Copy !req
280. Brennan, we will start with
you whenever you're ready.Copy !req
281. Fettuccine.Copy !req
282. - Rigatoni.Copy !req
283. - Spaghetti.Copy !req
284. - Gnocchi.Copy !req
285. - Angel hair.
- Tagliatelle.Copy !req
286. - Farfalle.
- Ravioli.Copy !req
287. - Bow tie.
- Macaroni.Copy !req
288. - Hold on.
- Don't count me out yet.Copy !req
289. Do not count me out. You
would be sad to count me out.Copy !req
290. Spaggallacci.Copy !req
291. Go ahead, look it up. Spaggallacci.Copy !req
292. - We do have to verify whether
spaggallacci is a shape,Copy !req
293. - and there's a chance it is.
- Yeah.Copy !req
294. I'm not seeing spaggallacci.Copy !req
295. - Okay, maybe you're spelling it wrong.Copy !req
296. - Ify, you are out of this
particular challenge. Katie.Copy !req
297. - Orzo.Copy !req
298. - Risotto.Copy !req
299. - Isn't that just a type
of rice preparation-Copy !req
300. - That's true!Copy !req
301. - Wow.Copy !req
302. - Damn!Copy !req
303. - Yes!Copy !req
304. - Jordan, I'm sorry I said
risotto was a pasta. I fucked up.Copy !req
305. Your scores to beat,
Brennan with four pasta shapes,Copy !req
306. Ify with three pasta shapes,
Katie with four pasta shapes.Copy !req
307. We'll start this time with Ify.Copy !req
308. - Orzo.Copy !req
309. - Couscous.Copy !req
310. - Spaghetti.
- Tagliatelle.Copy !req
311. - Fettuccine.
- Ravioli.Copy !req
312. - Bow tie.
- Angel hair.Copy !req
313. - Linguini.
- Rigatoni.Copy !req
314. - Tortellini.
- Cavatappi.Copy !req
315. - Cavatappi?Copy !req
316. - Cavatappi is a corkscrew-shaped pasta.Copy !req
317. - Macaroni.Copy !req
318. - Cavatelli.Copy !req
319. - Lasagna.Copy !req
320. - This is so much more.Copy !req
321. - Bucatini.Copy !req
322. - Manicotti.Copy !req
323. - Gemelli.Copy !req
324. Seeing a nod from Jordan.Copy !req
325. - I have nothing left to prove.Copy !req
326. I beat my score. I'm out.Copy !req
327. - Rotelle.Copy !req
328. - Did the both of you study in between-Copy !req
329. - Yes, of course we did.Copy !req
330. - In between shoots?
- Of course we did!Copy !req
331. - No, Sam, I was having
a stroke last Friday.Copy !req
332. Yeah, we studied!Copy !req
333. We took the shame and we got better.Copy !req
334. - You didn't even know you
were gonna be doing this again!Copy !req
335. - I bought a board game
about different bird species!Copy !req
336. You think I'm not googling pasta?Copy !req
337. - Brennan.
- Rotini.Copy !req
338. - I was just going to say rotini. I'm out.Copy !req
339. - Wow!Copy !req
340. Brennan, to beat four pasta shapes,Copy !req
341. you achieved seven pasta shapes.Copy !req
342. That's a point for you.Copy !req
343. Ify, to beat three pasta shapes,Copy !req
344. you achieved five pasta shapes.Copy !req
345. That's a point for you.Copy !req
346. Katie, to beat four pasta shapes,Copy !req
347. you achieved six pasta shapes.Copy !req
348. That's a point for you.Copy !req
349. Katie is still in the lead.Copy !req
350. Next, players, I would
like to reintroduce youCopy !req
351. to a furry friend of mine,
the delicious Mayday.Copy !req
352. - Aw. Mayday.
- Okay.Copy !req
353. Who can keep a cat in their lapCopy !req
354. for the longest amount of time?Copy !req
355. Whenever you're ready handlers.Copy !req
356. Little sweet muffin.Copy !req
357. You're a little muff.Copy !req
358. Where you goin'?Copy !req
359. May I have a second to prepare?Copy !req
360. - Yes.Copy !req
361. Wow.Copy !req
362. - You did not need to go
to the bathroom, did you?Copy !req
363. - What?
- Next up, players,Copy !req
364. I would like to reintroduce youCopy !req
365. to a furry friend of mine.Copy !req
366. - I was going to ask if we could breakCopy !req
367. for 10-1, if that's possible.Copy !req
368. - Brennan needs to pee.
We should let him pee.Copy !req
369. - Copy that.
- Dude, I'm just rubbingCopy !req
370. a little bit of bacon on my fingers, man.Copy !req
371. - That is so fucking devious.
- Wow!Copy !req
372. Give me that!Copy !req
373. - It's gone, it's gone!
It's all in my pants!Copy !req
374. - A "Benny Hill" scenario
occurring in the studio.Copy !req
375. - It's all down there.
- I don't care!Copy !req
376. - Brennan has shoved a full
sandwich into his pants.Copy !req
377. - Oh my god!Copy !req
378. Sam, I have to go to the bathroom.Copy !req
379. Brennan, your time to beat,Copy !req
380. five seconds and seven milliseconds.Copy !req
381. - Okay, I peed!Copy !req
382. The technique
is working flawlessly.Copy !req
383. The cat is quite literallyCopy !req
384. eating out of the palm of Brennan's hand.Copy !req
385. - We're good! You're a
sweet little guy, Mayday.Copy !req
386. - We should cut it there.
You caught the cat.Copy !req
387. - He got excited about the sandwich,Copy !req
388. and he was jumping for joy.
- You caught the cat!Copy !req
389. The cat jumped! The cat
escaped and you caught it.Copy !req
390. - Mayday loves the sandwich,
and he said yippee,Copy !req
391. and he jumped up, and
if you check the camera-Copy !req
392. - Just mind yourself,Copy !req
393. the precedent you're setting right now.Copy !req
394. - You don't know what
you've done, Brennan.Copy !req
395. Luring him in with foodCopy !req
396. and refusing to let the cat leave,Copy !req
397. Brennan employing the
tactics of a predatorCopy !req
398. to win this challenge.Copy !req
399. Aw!Copy !req
400. I love him.Copy !req
401. Mayday, you can go back. There you go.Copy !req
402. - Incredible, Brennan.Copy !req
403. Does someone have a...Copy !req
404. Thank you, I appreciate it, Ash.Copy !req
405. - Someone shove this down my pants.Copy !req
406. - Brennan.
- Yes, Sam.Copy !req
407. - 51 seconds does beat five seconds,Copy !req
408. and so that is a point for you.Copy !req
409. - I can feel every
ingredient of the sandwichCopy !req
410. on a different location on my genitals.Copy !req
411. - Next up is Katie Marovitch.Copy !req
412. Let's see how she did last week.Copy !req
413. - Hey, da-boo-ba.Copy !req
414. Oh!Copy !req
415. - No! Didn't even go on my lap.Copy !req
416. Katie, your time to beatCopy !req
417. is two seconds and three milliseconds.Copy !req
418. Let's see how you do.Copy !req
419. Hi!Copy !req
420. Yep.Copy !req
421. - Wow, this strategy is really paying off.Copy !req
422. Hi, baby!Copy !req
423. Do you want some? There's yummy bacon.Copy !req
424. Oh, that's yummy bacon.Copy !req
425. - Katie's behaving in a way
that's making me uncomfortable,Copy !req
426. but the cat seems to be fine.Copy !req
427. - I'm fine with this. It
can work for both of us.Copy !req
428. History will remember me as the manCopy !req
429. who shoved a sandwich down his pants.Copy !req
430. - I'm loving this tongue.Copy !req
431. - Are we going to comment on that?Copy !req
432. I get called a predator, and Katie says,Copy !req
433. "I'm loving that tongue," we got nothing?Copy !req
434. - Adorable.
- Goddammit!Copy !req
435. - I've got greasy little hands.Copy !req
436. - Oh my god.
- And the cats love 'em.Copy !req
437. - Oh, there he goes. Mayday!Copy !req
438. - I gotta get this out of my crotch.Copy !req
439. - Yeah.Copy !req
440. - Katie, one minute and 18
seconds does beat two seconds,Copy !req
441. and so that's a point for you.Copy !req
442. - Thank you.
- Ify's up next.Copy !req
443. Let's check in with how he did last week.Copy !req
444. - How's it going?Copy !req
445. How's it going, buddy?Copy !req
446. Yeah.Copy !req
447. Aw.Copy !req
448. - I know, I'm big and scary,
but I want to give you pets.Copy !req
449. Ify's the
first one to have a reallyCopy !req
450. effortless energy with the animal.Copy !req
451. Mayday looking
curiously around the room.Copy !req
452. - Oh!Copy !req
453. Treating Ify as a scratching post.Copy !req
454. - Yes, and now-
- And we're off!Copy !req
455. Ify, your time to beat, one
minute and four seconds.Copy !req
456. - You know, I can go run,Copy !req
457. grab a greasy sandwich,
stuff it in my pants,Copy !req
458. but I don't believe in that.
- Wow.Copy !req
459. - I believe in the strength of
my powers as a cat whisperer.Copy !req
460. - Gonna raw dog this next challenge.Copy !req
461. Ify approaching,
no sandwich in pants.Copy !req
462. We'll see how this goes.Copy !req
463. The cat is seeming
a little bit agitated.Copy !req
464. Mayday's going to takeCopy !req
465. one sniff of those greaseless fingers.Copy !req
466. - Hey, it's okay. How you doing, buddy?Copy !req
467. Yeah?Copy !req
468. - Ify off to a strong start.Copy !req
469. Mayday getting lost
in Ify's eyes. 30 seconds.Copy !req
470. - You want to readjust?Copy !req
471. I thought the cat
was attempting to run away,Copy !req
472. but it seemed Mayday was
trying to get closer to Ify.Copy !req
473. What is it about
big men and little cats?Copy !req
474. - It's great.
- It's a good look.Copy !req
475. - You know, something you never seeCopy !req
476. is a little man with a
really, really big cat.Copy !req
477. - That's such a good point.Copy !req
478. - Ify, you have beaten your time.Copy !req
479. Yeah, you never see that.Copy !req
480. You never see that.Copy !req
481. - All right, well, as they say,Copy !req
482. so long and goodnight.Copy !req
483. - Does sound like Ify's
about to kill the cat.Copy !req
484. Oh my god! Come on!Copy !req
485. - Wow. Incredible.
- That was great.Copy !req
486. And you have integrity.Copy !req
487. - How many points do you
get for integrity, Sam?Copy !req
488. - One minute and 57 seconds, Ify.Copy !req
489. That is a point for you. Congratulations!Copy !req
490. - Mayday, thank you so much.
- Thank you, Mayday!Copy !req
491. - Next up, Ash, if I could
have the joystick, please.Copy !req
492. - Oh god.
- That's right,Copy !req
493. it's the snowboarding
portion of our competition.Copy !req
494. Because we couldn't afford
a company move to Big Bear,Copy !req
495. we whipped up a little
video game for you to play.Copy !req
496. How does one score points, exactly?Copy !req
497. Well, in the spirit of "Game Changer",Copy !req
498. you'll have to play to find out.Copy !req
499. - Yeah, this is like that-Copy !req
500. - SkiFree. This is an old PC game.Copy !req
501. - I don't know what you're
talking about, Brennan.Copy !req
502. This looks legally very distinct to me.Copy !req
503. I'm on a snowboard.Copy !req
504. - First up is Ify.
- Let's do it.Copy !req
505. Oh, okay, there it is. There it is.Copy !req
506. Woo!Copy !req
507. - How do you jump?
- You go off the ramps.Copy !req
508. Okay!Copy !req
509. - Ify, your score to beat, 74.Copy !req
510. - Whew!Copy !req
511. - I've actually never seen
anyone do so poorly at a game.Copy !req
512. - You should've been here last week.Copy !req
513. - Yes, last week-Copy !req
514. - Ify, unfortunately,
one does not beat 74.Copy !req
515. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. I did the math.Copy !req
516. - So that is zero points for you.Copy !req
517. Next up is Katie Marovitch.Copy !req
518. - It's not doing...Copy !req
519. Oh.Copy !req
520. Wait!Copy !req
521. - Katie, your score to beat is one.Copy !req
522. - Oh god, I hate this. All right.Copy !req
523. Yes!Copy !req
524. 20 does beat one,
and so that's another pointCopy !req
525. on the board for you,
bringing you to five.Copy !req
526. - Next up is Brennan.Copy !req
527. - Brennan, your score to beat, zero.Copy !req
528. - I'm not even actually
sure how that's possible.Copy !req
529. - If I pull this towards me-
- You'll go down.Copy !req
530. - I will begin to go down-
- Go down the hill.Copy !req
531. - To the left, I will go
left onscreen. If I go-Copy !req
532. - Correct.Copy !req
533. - That's up.
- Oh my god.Copy !req
534. - I've died, with one less.Copy !req
535. You scoot up the mountain
to try to get your bearings,Copy !req
536. and you die before the beginning at zero.Copy !req
537. Okay, flow state, flow state,
flow state. Here we go.Copy !req
538. - Brennan has seemed to
find a hack to the gameCopy !req
539. where if you do almost nothing, you win?Copy !req
540. - Could try some moves off
those jumps if you want.Copy !req
541. - I'm fully good, man.Copy !req
542. No!Copy !req
543. - 46 points is more than zero,Copy !req
544. and so that's another
point on the board for you,Copy !req
545. bringing you to four.Copy !req
546. Next up, if I could please
have onstage our onset PAs.Copy !req
547. - Oh my god.Copy !req
548. - Now, players, you've been
on set for a few hours now.Copy !req
549. These PAs have had name tags
on them until this very moment.Copy !req
550. Regardless, there should be
some familiar faces here.Copy !req
551. Whom do you recognize?Copy !req
552. Go ahead and write down
as many names as you know.Copy !req
553. - We're back to anti-ADHD games, I see.Copy !req
554. - Players, these are the very same PAsCopy !req
555. that you faced down last week.Copy !req
556. Have you learned their names since then?Copy !req
557. - Believe it or not, Jordan,
I've had this challenge before,Copy !req
558. and it's a doozy.Copy !req
559. - I introduced the PA who
handed you your boardsCopy !req
560. as her name being Jessica.Copy !req
561. Demi.
- Um, actually,Copy !req
562. her name is Katie.Copy !req
563. - Oh, that's incorrect.
- Goddammit!Copy !req
564. - Let's see how our players did last week.Copy !req
565. - This is my literal nightmare right now.Copy !req
566. - Now, Katie has written vastly more namesCopy !req
567. than there are people standing over there.Copy !req
568. - You're not supposed to be lookingCopy !req
569. at other people's boards, Brennan.Copy !req
570. - Was that stated to be against the rules?Copy !req
571. - Was this stated to be-
- I swear to god, Marovitch!Copy !req
572. - Players, in case you
haven't been introduced,Copy !req
573. Nate, Matt, Wesley,
Alex, Cory, Kelsey, Edda.Copy !req
574. - Mm.
- Got them all.Copy !req
575. - Ify, we'll start with you.Copy !req
576. - Okay, that's who we're
starting with, huh?Copy !req
577. Okay, we got Alex, Nate, Derrick, May-Copy !req
578. - Okay, Derrick's not a person.Copy !req
579. - Elise.
- May is not a person.Copy !req
580. Elise is not a person.Copy !req
581. - Greg.
- Greg is not a person.Copy !req
582. - Gwen.
- That is two! Bravo.Copy !req
583. - I feel like there's more than
two people there who's like,Copy !req
584. damn, I thought Ify would know my name.Copy !req
585. And, you know, that's going
to haunt me for a while.Copy !req
586. - Brennan.
- Okay. This is painful.Copy !req
587. I wanted to get everybody.Copy !req
588. - Nasty Nate. Got you.
- Wow!Copy !req
589. - Alex, Wesley, Cory,
Edda, and then I panickedCopy !req
590. and wrote Mandy and Lauren,
who are not here today.Copy !req
591. Matt, and sorry, what's your name?Copy !req
592. - Kelsey.
- Kelsey. Matt and Kelsey.Copy !req
593. - Katie.Copy !req
594. - Jeremy.
- No Jeremy.Copy !req
595. - Jenny.
- No Jenny.Copy !req
596. - Mike.
- Good guess.Copy !req
597. Mike is a very common name.Copy !req
598. - Lauren.
- No Lauren.Copy !req
599. - Molly.
- Okay, not here.Copy !req
600. - Will.
- Not here.Copy !req
601. - Emily.
- No Emily.Copy !req
602. - Ryan.
- No Ryan.Copy !req
603. - Todd.
- No Todd.Copy !req
604. - Sam.
- That's me!Copy !req
605. - And Josh.Copy !req
606. - I love how you threw that
much spaghetti at the wall.Copy !req
607. - I have worked with Cory.Copy !req
608. Cory has glasses now, which
I did not approve, Cory.Copy !req
609. I will say, we have such aCopy !req
610. diversely named group of PAsCopy !req
611. that are all so fun and different.Copy !req
612. It's almost like it would
be impossible to forgetCopy !req
613. any of their names individually.Copy !req
614. - Some of us don't have our own shows.Copy !req
615. - Don't throw me under the bus!Copy !req
616. - Brennan, who here looks familiar to you?Copy !req
617. - We got Nate Miller, who is not nasty.Copy !req
618. I was introduced to him
as Nasty Nate by Ify.Copy !req
619. - Wow!
- And found out thatCopy !req
620. that was not based on
any prior interaction.Copy !req
621. That was just a called
shot by Ify Nwadiwe.Copy !req
622. He went, "Nasty Nate!"Copy !req
623. And I went, oh, Nasty Nathaniel. Hello.Copy !req
624. Nate Miller, Matthew Ulsh,
Wesley Jones, Alex Owen,Copy !req
625. Cory Shanbom, Kelsey
Siegfried, Edda Gonzalez.Copy !req
626. - I did not ask for last names, Brennan.Copy !req
627. - You didn't have to, baby!Copy !req
628. I left ashamed!Copy !req
629. - Ify.
- Nasty Nate.Copy !req
630. Alex, Wesley, Kelsey, Matt, Cory.Copy !req
631. I'm sorry. I put Tina.Copy !req
632. Yes, there's one person who
I besmirched. I'm sorry.Copy !req
633. - Ify panicking on the last nameCopy !req
634. and resorting to a name
from "Mambo Number Five".Copy !req
635. - I'm actually getting
word from productionCopy !req
636. that Ify will be buying
an Uber Eats gift cardCopy !req
637. for the person whose name he forgot.Copy !req
638. Very generous of him.Copy !req
639. I heard it will be for
a lot of money, as well.Copy !req
640. - Katie.Copy !req
641. - Nate, Matt, Wes, Alex,
Cory, Kelsey, Edda.Copy !req
642. With seven names,
six names, and seven names,Copy !req
643. that is a point for each of you.Copy !req
644. PAs, thank you so much, as ever,Copy !req
645. for all the hard work
you do for this show.Copy !req
646. - Thanks, gang.Copy !req
647. - Thank you so much.
- Thank you!Copy !req
648. - Katie and Brennan both spending
the weekend on PastapediaCopy !req
649. and studying the call sheet.Copy !req
650. - Next up, Ash and Nico,Copy !req
651. if we could please set up the course!Copy !req
652. - I feel like we discoveredCopy !req
653. who the two most competitive
people at Dropout are.Copy !req
654. - It's you and me.
- 100%.Copy !req
655. - 100%.Copy !req
656. - Players, it's time once againCopy !req
657. for a good old-fashioned crab walk.Copy !req
658. Ooh!Copy !req
659. Starting from the curtain,Copy !req
660. you'll crab walk to the other
stage wall, grab a crab,Copy !req
661. and bring it back with
you to the starting line.Copy !req
662. - I'm the least physically fit person.Copy !req
663. On your mark, get set, go!Copy !req
664. I would argue that crab walkCopy !req
665. is one of the least
flattering ways to walk.Copy !req
666. - By the way, in the future, Graham,Copy !req
667. whenever you're using the slow-mo cam,Copy !req
668. you can just give me a heads-upCopy !req
669. if you can see my nipples or not.Copy !req
670. Brennan off to an early lead.Copy !req
671. Brennan having toothed
his crab, and he's back!Copy !req
672. Keep it going, guys! Keep it going!Copy !req
673. Ify doing what looks like...Copy !req
674. Keep it going, Katie! You got this!Copy !req
675. We believe in you!Copy !req
676. Katie mimicking the
speed of an actual crab.Copy !req
677. - Oh god.
- Yeah!Copy !req
678. - Bravo, Katie!
- We believe in you!Copy !req
679. - Your times to beat,Copy !req
680. Brennan, 16 seconds and 29 milliseconds.Copy !req
681. - Copy that.Copy !req
682. - Ify, 19 seconds and 96 milliseconds.Copy !req
683. Katie, 45 seconds and 80 milliseconds.Copy !req
684. Please take your positions
behind the starting line.Copy !req
685. Are players ready?
- Ready.Copy !req
686. - On your mark, get set, go!Copy !req
687. Oh. Brennan off to
a strong lead, as before.Copy !req
688. Ify is scooting,
which feels like cheating.Copy !req
689. The crab Ify's portraying
is extremely sick.Copy !req
690. Ify moving like John
David Washington in "Tenet".Copy !req
691. And Katie
Marovitch, slow but steady.Copy !req
692. - Jordan, I do feel like pointing out,Copy !req
693. I've never, ever seen a
crab move like any of that.Copy !req
694. Brennan, 12 seconds
and 15 milliseconds.Copy !req
695. - Woo!Copy !req
696. - That is a point for you.
- Well done.Copy !req
697. - Ify, 15 seconds and 38 milliseconds.Copy !req
698. That is a point for you.Copy !req
699. Katie, 24 seconds and 88 milliseconds.Copy !req
700. That is a point for you as well.Copy !req
701. - Way to go.Copy !req
702. The score is Brennan
with six, Ify with five,Copy !req
703. Katie with seven.Copy !req
704. Ash, if we could please
bring in the final setup.Copy !req
705. Your challenge is to eat
the most Parmesan cheese.Copy !req
706. - Disgusting.
- Let's go!Copy !req
707. - Our stagehands-
- Let's fucking go!Copy !req
708. - ... are standing by ready to
grate fresh Parmesan cheeseCopy !req
709. straight into your mouth holes.Copy !req
710. - Let's go!Copy !req
711. - We will weigh the blocks
of cheese before and after,Copy !req
712. as well as what dropped from
your face into your neck conesCopy !req
713. and let you know what
cheese has been displacedCopy !req
714. into your respective bellies.Copy !req
715. You will have one minute.
- I'm so hungry.Copy !req
716. - On your marks, get set,Copy !req
717. go!Copy !req
718. Indistinguishable
from a "Saw" trap.Copy !req
719. I'm loving
Brennan's technique here.Copy !req
720. A full tongue out.Copy !req
721. And Katie with the
alms for the poor approach.Copy !req
722. - Please, more cheese!Copy !req
723. - Players, your scores to beat.Copy !req
724. Brennan, 52.1 grams.Copy !req
725. Ify, 26.4 grams.Copy !req
726. Katie,4 grams.Copy !req
727. Please take your positions
behind the table.Copy !req
728. - This is the one I'm worried about.Copy !req
729. - Oh, I can go-
- Jordan, are you awareCopy !req
730. if our competitors will be
receiving LACTAID after the show?Copy !req
731. - I am not, and for that
I say to them, abbondanza.Copy !req
732. - Players, how're you feeling?Copy !req
733. - Can I have a clothespin?Copy !req
734. - Yeah, for sure. Ready, Katie?Copy !req
735. - Yes.
- On your mark,Copy !req
736. get set,Copy !req
737. go.Copy !req
738. - Now, Ify's holding the block of cheese.Copy !req
739. Katie, the only
one employing a strategyCopy !req
740. of having the cheese in her hands first.Copy !req
741. Brennan's dog collar slowly filling up,Copy !req
742. making him look like Artax
in "The NeverEnding Story".Copy !req
743. 10 seconds.Copy !req
744. Five! Four!Copy !req
745. Ify has a truly unbelievableCopy !req
746. amount of cheese in the cone.Copy !req
747. Three, two, one, and stop!Copy !req
748. Bravo, players!Copy !req
749. Leave that cheese alone.Copy !req
750. - What're you doing there?Copy !req
751. What're you doing there? You
getting some extra cheese?Copy !req
752. - Players, you are back
and have been de-cheesed.Copy !req
753. Brennan, with cheese on the upper layerCopy !req
754. and bacon on the bottom layer,Copy !req
755. you are a walking, talking
breakfast sandwich.Copy !req
756. But how'd you do?Copy !req
757. Brennan, with 65.6 grams,Copy !req
758. that is a point for you,
bringing you to seven.Copy !req
759. Ify, with 44.5 grams,
that is a point for you.Copy !req
760. Katie, with 3.4 grams,
that is a point for you.Copy !req
761. The scores, Brennan with seven,Copy !req
762. Ify with six, Katie with eight.Copy !req
763. - No! No!
- Stop it!Copy !req
764. - Now, Jordan, if that sounds familiar-Copy !req
765. - This point goes to Brennan,Copy !req
766. bringing Brennan closer and closer-Copy !req
767. - Whose car?Copy !req
768. Do we know whose car it is?Copy !req
769. - This has been going on
for a minute. Should we cut?Copy !req
770. - What was that about?Copy !req
771. - Well, Sam needed a
way to end the episodeCopy !req
772. without it feeling complete,
and then invite our cast backCopy !req
773. for a pickup day without
them being suspicious.Copy !req
774. - Devious.Copy !req
775. - Not as devious as
what's about to happen.Copy !req
776. - No!
- No!Copy !req
777. - That brings us to round
three of the Youlympic Games!Copy !req
778. As a reminder,
Jordan, in round three,Copy !req
779. our players will be judged
not against each other,Copy !req
780. but against their personal
bests from rounds one and two.Copy !req
781. - That's right, one hour ago,Copy !req
782. our players stepped foot
on the "Game Changer" stageCopy !req
783. completely oblivious to the
fact that they'd be hereCopy !req
784. competing against
themselves an hour later.Copy !req
785. Let's take a look.Copy !req
786. - Once again, Sam Reich
has found a novel wayCopy !req
787. to punish you for doing your best!Copy !req
788. The man is sick!Copy !req
789. He's a sick, sick man!Copy !req
790. My dick is covered in
grease, man! Let me go home!Copy !req
791. Man, I gave you everything I had!Copy !req
792. - Let's begin with the vertical jump.Copy !req
793. Ify, your height to beat,
nine feet 11 inches.Copy !req
794. - You got this, If.Copy !req
795. If you manage to
best yourself in round three,Copy !req
796. you will earn double points.Copy !req
797. - Okay.
- You got this. Come on!Copy !req
798. - That did look very high.
- That was crazy.Copy !req
799. - And Ify did request that
this vertical tester be raised,Copy !req
800. and so we will now see-
- You got it. You did it.Copy !req
801. if that was any higher.Copy !req
802. - I want mine raised too.Copy !req
803. - 10 feet, one inch.
- What?Copy !req
804. 10 feet, one inch.Copy !req
805. That is two points for
you, bringing you to eight.Copy !req
806. - I know I said I gotta be betterCopy !req
807. than myself tomorrow an hour ago,Copy !req
808. but I gotta be better than
myself an hour ago today.Copy !req
809. - Brennan, your height to
beat, eight feet, nine inches.Copy !req
810. - Copy that.Copy !req
811. - Now, I do have to wonder
if the remaining meatCopy !req
812. in his pants is going to weigh him down.Copy !req
813. Brennan testing
the strength of his jeans.Copy !req
814. Looked pretty high.Copy !req
815. - Sam being nice.Copy !req
816. Interesting
psychological experiment,Copy !req
817. to see the ways in which this
pushes you all even harder.Copy !req
818. - Yeah, that's great.Copy !req
819. Love that.Copy !req
820. - Eight feet, 10 inches.Copy !req
821. - Brennan, that is two points for you.Copy !req
822. Katie, your height to beat,
eight feet, three inches.Copy !req
823. - I've removed some clothing items.Copy !req
824. - You got this, Katie.Copy !req
825. - I believe in you.
- You got it.Copy !req
826. Katie seeking
emotional support.Copy !req
827. - Here we go, here we go!Copy !req
828. That was bad!Copy !req
829. - We'll see. We'll see.Copy !req
830. I don't know, we'll see.Copy !req
831. Fuck you.Copy !req
832. - In the first one, it was like, you dog!Copy !req
833. You're going to make us best ourselves?Copy !req
834. Round three is just like
looking into a mirrorCopy !req
835. at your own soul and being
like, what is a human?Copy !req
836. - Katie, at eight feet, two inches,Copy !req
837. the same as your first go,Copy !req
838. I'm afraid that's no points for you.Copy !req
839. - Great effort. Don't let him break you.Copy !req
840. - Next up, Ash, if I could
please have the clothespins.Copy !req
841. I will say,
Demi, as a commentator,Copy !req
842. this is not one I would
want to have to do again.Copy !req
843. Not at all.Copy !req
844. - Players, are you ready?
- Yes.Copy !req
845. - On your mark, get set, go.Copy !req
846. - Once again, a lot of
people starting with mouth.Copy !req
847. My theory in going
for the mouth and noseCopy !req
848. is that if they don't win,
they'd rather not breathe at all.Copy !req
849. - I personally would be
clipping these to my hairCopy !req
850. right and left.
- Immediately.Copy !req
851. Katie seems
to be adding to hairCopy !req
852. and looking stunning, might I add.Copy !req
853. - And five, four, three,Copy !req
854. two, one, zero!Copy !req
855. Hands off, players. Hands off.Copy !req
856. - I've never felt less comedic in my life.Copy !req
857. - All I can say is, wow.Copy !req
858. Brennan, 25 clips means
two points for you.Copy !req
859. Ify, 24 clips means two points for you.Copy !req
860. Katie, 33 clips.Copy !req
861. - Wow!Copy !req
862. - The most of anyone in
this competition by a mile,Copy !req
863. means two points for you.Copy !req
864. Holding yourselves to a high bar.Copy !req
865. - We did it!
- Yeah.Copy !req
866. - We're going to find the jokes again.Copy !req
867. We're in a weird psychic place,Copy !req
868. and we're going to find them.Copy !req
869. - Players, it's the pasta
portion of the competition.Copy !req
870. Starting with Katie this time,
we'll go round robin style.Copy !req
871. Katie.Copy !req
872. - Oh, say it?
- Yeah.Copy !req
873. - Spaghetti.
- Orzo.Copy !req
874. - Lasagna.
- Macaroni.Copy !req
875. - Ravioli.
- Bow tie.Copy !req
876. - Tortellini.
- Fettuccine.Copy !req
877. - Angel hair.
- Pappardelle.Copy !req
878. - Linguini.
- Tagliatelle.Copy !req
879. - Manicotti.
- Cavatappi.Copy !req
880. - Cappellacci.Copy !req
881. - Cappellacci.
- Yeah.Copy !req
882. Cappellacci, yeah. It's a pasta.Copy !req
883. - I will say, if you kind of stringCopy !req
884. some Italian phonemes together-Copy !req
885. - No!
- It's probably a pasta.Copy !req
886. - I'm sorry for doubting you, Ify.Copy !req
887. Katie.
- Jumbo shell.Copy !req
888. - Couscous.
- Rigatoni.Copy !req
889. - Ditalini.
- Rotini.Copy !req
890. - Have we said farfalle yet?Copy !req
891. - You said bow tie, which is-Copy !req
892. - Farfalle.Copy !req
893. - I didn't know that's a
different one. That's...Copy !req
894. I didn't know.Copy !req
895. - I'm so glad we have Jordan here.Copy !req
896. - I'm not!Copy !req
897. Gnocchi.
- Fusilli.Copy !req
898. - Ziti.Copy !req
899. - I think I'm out.
- Capellini.Copy !req
900. - Rotelle.Copy !req
901. - Ramen.Copy !req
902. - Interesting. It's called ramen noodles.Copy !req
903. - Curious choice.Copy !req
904. - We did say types of pasta.Copy !req
905. - We have opened up a gigantic
wormhole in this game.Copy !req
906. - Penne.Copy !req
907. - Udon.Copy !req
908. - Oh my god.
- I'm blowing your mind!Copy !req
909. - You're blowing my fucking mind.Copy !req
910. - Orecchiette.Copy !req
911. - Soba.Copy !req
912. - Katie has left Italy and
is traveling around Asia.Copy !req
913. - Vermicelli.Copy !req
914. - Okay, I'm going to take myself out.Copy !req
915. - Oh my god.Copy !req
916. Ify, seven beats five.
That is two points for you.Copy !req
917. - Yes!Copy !req
918. - Brennan, 12 beats seven.
- That is two points for you.Copy !req
919. Betty Mulligan,
this one's for you.Copy !req
920. - Katie, 12 beats six.
- That's two points for you.Copy !req
921. The scores, 12 to 12 to 13,Copy !req
922. as we head into our next challenge.Copy !req
923. Players, you know him, you
love him. Say hello to Mayday.Copy !req
924. Oh, Mayday, Mayday.Copy !req
925. Mayday!Copy !req
926. - Let's see how they
did merely one hour ago.Copy !req
927. - Ooh, that butthole.
- Look at that butthole.Copy !req
928. Mayday showing us
his full butthole in approval.Copy !req
929. - Beautiful butthole.Copy !req
930. - Ah, just made me miss Iz for a sec.Copy !req
931. - Ew!Copy !req
932. - She said buttholes on the show!Copy !req
933. - Oh.
- It's not a lewd statement.Copy !req
934. Grow up!Copy !req
935. - Katie.
- All right.Copy !req
936. I'm not going to cheat anymore.Copy !req
937. - Katie!Copy !req
938. What would Diane Keaton do?Copy !req
939. She'd dig deep, she'd
jump 30 feet in the air,Copy !req
940. and she'd get it done.Copy !req
941. - All right, handlers.
Whenever you're ready.Copy !req
942. - Hi, sweetie.Copy !req
943. Hi, baby.Copy !req
944. Oh!Copy !req
945. - Katie's doing some
light and quiet singingCopy !req
946. Does not appear to be working.Copy !req
947. - Wait a damn second!Copy !req
948. - No, it's good, it's
good. This is all legal.Copy !req
949. - Mayday seemingly screaming
to get away from Katie.Copy !req
950. - That's you besting yourself, Katie.Copy !req
951. At one minute, 42 seconds,
that is two points for you.Copy !req
952. - I love you, Mayday.Copy !req
953. - Ify, whenever you're ready.Copy !req
954. - Let's see, buddy.
- Aw.Copy !req
955. - Let's see.
- Love tuxedo.Copy !req
956. - Hey.Copy !req
957. You remember me?Copy !req
958. Mayday doesn't
seem quite as at easeCopy !req
959. with Ify as he did last time.Copy !req
960. - Likely PTSD from the effects of KatieCopy !req
961. holding onto him as tight
as she possibly could.Copy !req
962. - I was not holding-
- Mayday flashing back...Copy !req
963. I'm not doing your job.Copy !req
964. - I'd advise Brennan to
please stay in his lane.Copy !req
965. - Oh, looks like we're
getting word from productionCopy !req
966. that people should watch out,
'cause I'm right behind 'em.Copy !req
967. - Oh!
- Using Katie's rules.Copy !req
968. - And it doesn't matter,
Ify, because you are good.Copy !req
969. - And you're good, baby boy.Copy !req
970. - Wow, Ify.
- What a good cat. Good job.Copy !req
971. - Thank you.
- That was great.Copy !req
972. - At two minutes and six seconds,Copy !req
973. that is two points for you.Copy !req
974. - Up next is Brennan Lee Mulligan.Copy !req
975. Now, what I think is important to rememberCopy !req
976. is that it seemed like that
cat didn't like Brennan at all.Copy !req
977. - That's not the challenge.Copy !req
978. - And Brennan, whenever you're ready.Copy !req
979. Lance Armstrong
stepping up to the seat hereCopy !req
980. without his performance enhancing...Copy !req
981. Oh, no, he's got something.Copy !req
982. Brennan once again doping.Copy !req
983. - What is it? Bacon?Copy !req
984. He's holding
something very small in his hand.Copy !req
985. - Is that more bacon?Copy !req
986. - It fell out of my underpants.Copy !req
987. - Oh god! Penis bacon.
- Heat meat.Copy !req
988. - That might be animal abuse.Copy !req
989. How we doing on time, Sam?Copy !req
990. You've got 10 seconds leftCopy !req
991. and you're there, Brennan.Copy !req
992. Now would be the funniest timeCopy !req
993. for Mayday to simply leap
off of Brennan's lap.Copy !req
994. - Brennan, you did it.
- Love you, buddy.Copy !req
995. - Bravo.
- Thank you guys.Copy !req
996. Good job, bud!Copy !req
997. - Thank you so much, Mayday.
- Thank you, Mayday!Copy !req
998. Thank you so much, again.Copy !req
999. We love you!Copy !req
1000. Brennan, at one
minute and 18 seconds,Copy !req
1001. that's two points for you.Copy !req
1002. Next up, players,Copy !req
1003. it's the snowboarding
portion of our competition.Copy !req
1004. Ify, we will start once again with you.Copy !req
1005. Your score to beat is 74.Copy !req
1006. This is just a Souls-type "Game Changer"Copy !req
1007. and all I gotta do is focus
up, lock in, and tear it up.Copy !req
1008. - Here we go! Here we go!
- You got it!Copy !req
1009. - Let's go!Copy !req
1010. Wow!Copy !req
1011. - Ooh! Okay, ooh, ooh!Copy !req
1012. - Ify!
- Oh! Yeah!Copy !req
1013. - Woo!Copy !req
1014. - At 121 points!Copy !req
1015. - Just had to lock in!
- Two points for you!Copy !req
1016. - I just had to lock in!
- How did you do that?Copy !req
1017. - Just start swinging in.Copy !req
1018. - Katie, your score to beat, 20.Copy !req
1019. You got it, Katie.Copy !req
1020. You got it.Copy !req
1021. - Hit a ramp and start swinging.Copy !req
1022. Here we go, here we go!Copy !req
1023. Diane Keaton plays video games.Copy !req
1024. - Yeah! There it is, Katie!Copy !req
1025. She's still going!Copy !req
1026. A score of 160!Copy !req
1027. - Let's go! Let's go!Copy !req
1028. - Means two points for Katie! Brennan!Copy !req
1029. - There's nothing you can't do.Copy !req
1030. - You got this.
- Let it rip.Copy !req
1031. Your score to beat is 46.Copy !req
1032. - That was just one jump.
- Come on!Copy !req
1033. - Flow state! Flow state! Flow state!Copy !req
1034. - Flow state! Flow state! Flow state!Copy !req
1035. - Flow state!
- Flow state! Flow state!Copy !req
1036. Landslide!Copy !req
1037. Come on, come on,
come on, come on! Yes, yes, yes!Copy !req
1038. Oh, yes!Copy !req
1039. - Damn, Brennan. And that
is two points for you.Copy !req
1040. Next up, players,
I'm going to reintroduce youCopy !req
1041. to some familiar faces.Copy !req
1042. - Oh no!Copy !req
1043. Oh, okay. We crazy now.Copy !req
1044. - Players, there are four more
PAs than there were before.Copy !req
1045. How many can you name now?Copy !req
1046. As a reminder,
two of our competitorsCopy !req
1047. successfully named all seven,Copy !req
1048. while one made up a name for one of them.Copy !req
1049. And pens down, please.Copy !req
1050. The PAs we have not introduced
you to so far onstage,Copy !req
1051. CJ, Hollie, Bix, and Gina.Copy !req
1052. Brennan, how'd we do?Copy !req
1053. - Nate Miller, Matt Ulsh,
Wesley Jones, Alex Owen,Copy !req
1054. Cory Shanbom, Kelsey
Siegfried, Edda Gonzalez.Copy !req
1055. My apologies to two out of four of you.Copy !req
1056. Maddie, Bix, Lauren, CJ.Copy !req
1057. - Pretty darn good. Ify.Copy !req
1058. Nate, Matt, Wesley,
Alex, Cory, Kelsey, Edda, CJ,Copy !req
1059. and then, you know, they
kept talking, right?Copy !req
1060. And it's just like, "Mambo Number Five",Copy !req
1061. and DMX "What These Bitches
Want" went in my head.Copy !req
1062. Linda, Tanya, Charlene,
Theresa, April, Mandy, Cindy.Copy !req
1063. None of those-Copy !req
1064. - Good stabs though, Ify.
I appreciate the stabs.Copy !req
1065. - Yeah, you know?
- Katie.Copy !req
1066. - Nate, Matt, Wesley, Alex,
Cory, Kelsey, Edda, Gina,Copy !req
1067. Bix, Hollie, CJ.
- Woo!Copy !req
1068. - Damn, Katie.Copy !req
1069. - Now that we're silent,
I'd love to give IfyCopy !req
1070. a second chance to name
the ones he missed.Copy !req
1071. - Two points across the board
for each of our players,Copy !req
1072. showing real improvement.Copy !req
1073. And a third round of applause
for these incredible PAsCopy !req
1074. who make our show possible!Copy !req
1075. Thank you all so, so much.Copy !req
1076. It's time for a good
old-fashioned crab walk.Copy !req
1077. As they set up the
course, I'd love to take a lookCopy !req
1078. at how our competitors
did just an hour ago.Copy !req
1079. I'm going to try to
make a better face this time.Copy !req
1080. Graham, great angle,Copy !req
1081. hiding my nipples behind my knees.Copy !req
1082. That's really good.Copy !req
1083. - Sam, I have a question.Copy !req
1084. If I choose to take my
shoes and socks off,Copy !req
1085. can you blur them so no
freaks masturbate to my feet?Copy !req
1086. - Yes, Katie. I will do that for you.Copy !req
1087. - I will point out to Katie that a blurCopy !req
1088. will not stop some of the freaks.Copy !req
1089. - The blur might make some
people masturbate more.Copy !req
1090. - Feel free to magnify my feet.Copy !req
1091. - Players, are you ready?Copy !req
1092. - Yes.
- Yes.Copy !req
1093. - In that case, on your mark, get set,Copy !req
1094. go!Copy !req
1095. Oh!Copy !req
1096. - Ify appears to be injured immediately.Copy !req
1097. Oh. That won't stop him.Copy !req
1098. He's sliding down, and now
throwing himself backwards,Copy !req
1099. once again doing the "Tenet".Copy !req
1100. - I got, like, rug burn on my thumb.Copy !req
1101. - Oh! Damn, man.Copy !req
1102. - Can we keep the crabs?Copy !req
1103. - You can keep the crabs.Copy !req
1104. - Yay!
- Keep the crab.Copy !req
1105. - Brennan making a curious
choice to not get rid of crabs.Copy !req
1106. - When you put sandwiches in your pants,Copy !req
1107. you make peace with getting crabs.Copy !req
1108. - Katie, your old time, 24
seconds and 88 milliseconds.Copy !req
1109. Your new time, 16
seconds, 46 milliseconds.Copy !req
1110. - Whoa!Copy !req
1111. - Yeah.
- Are you serious?Copy !req
1112. - It's worth noting
that your third attemptCopy !req
1113. was better that Ify's first attempt.Copy !req
1114. - I'm athletic!Copy !req
1115. - Brennan, your old time, 12
seconds and 52 milliseconds.Copy !req
1116. Your new time, 12 seconds
and 49 milliseconds.Copy !req
1117. - Wow.
- Whoa!Copy !req
1118. - Jesus Christ.
- Holy shit.Copy !req
1119. Ify, you suffered an injury
in the opening moments.Copy !req
1120. - Yes.Copy !req
1121. Your old score, 15
seconds and 38 milliseconds.Copy !req
1122. - Yes.
- Your new score,Copy !req
1123. 14 seconds, 96 milliseconds.Copy !req
1124. - Let's go!Copy !req
1125. - Woo!
- Yes!Copy !req
1126. Bringing you up to 20.Copy !req
1127. Players, let's see who can eatCopy !req
1128. the most Parmesan cheese, again.Copy !req
1129. Brennan defending his throne.Copy !req
1130. - A provo-throne.Copy !req
1131. - I wish this was provolone.Copy !req
1132. - Some call provolone
the cheddar of Italy.Copy !req
1133. Players, if you could please takeCopy !req
1134. your positions behind the table.Copy !req
1135. - Brennan, I do want to know,Copy !req
1136. cheddar is the cheddar of where?Copy !req
1137. - England!Copy !req
1138. - Players, with one minute on the clock,Copy !req
1139. on your mark,Copy !req
1140. get set,Copy !req
1141. go!Copy !req
1142. I'm feeling
nervous about this round.Copy !req
1143. Brennan's tongue looking likeCopy !req
1144. the first snow of a wintry season.Copy !req
1145. What I'm seeing is Ify getCopy !req
1146. most of the cheese on his neck.Copy !req
1147. Katie's strategy certainly
is the most clean,Copy !req
1148. but is it the most effective?Copy !req
1149. - Oh we're almost out of cheese here!Copy !req
1150. - Katie's struggling.
- Katie's drinking water.Copy !req
1151. 15 seconds left.Copy !req
1152. Katie's having a hard time.Copy !req
1153. Katie's pouring water into the cone,Copy !req
1154. and that's certainly not going to go well.Copy !req
1155. Five, four, three,Copy !req
1156. two, one, and stop!Copy !req
1157. Katie accidentally
waterboarding herselfCopy !req
1158. near the end there.Copy !req
1159. Thank god we
have an on-set medic.Copy !req
1160. - Unbelievable performance.Copy !req
1161. Bravo, players!Copy !req
1162. Players, the weights are in,
but before I announce them,Copy !req
1163. Ash and Nico, if we could
please bring out the risers.Copy !req
1164. - Oh my goodness! I love it.Copy !req
1165. - Katie.
- Yes.Copy !req
1166. - Having eaten 6.5 grams,
that's two points for you.Copy !req
1167. - Woo!
- Woo!Copy !req
1168. - Good girl!Copy !req
1169. - Ify, having eaten 77.2 grams,Copy !req
1170. that's two points for you.Copy !req
1171. - However-
- Yeah, Brennan-Copy !req
1172. - Brennan, having eaten 91.2
grams of cheese just now,Copy !req
1173. that's two points for
you, bringing you to 23.Copy !req
1174. Our gold medalist!Copy !req
1175. Brennan, please take your
position on the riser!Copy !req
1176. From second place to first, Brennan!Copy !req
1177. Katie and Ify, you may share
the second place riser.Copy !req
1178. - Hey.
- Hey.Copy !req
1179. - Get up here.
- Why? All of us?Copy !req
1180. - Everyone get up here.Copy !req
1181. - Oh.Copy !req
1182. I'm covered in cheese head to toe.Copy !req
1183. Top to tip.Copy !req
1184. Everyone here is in first place,Copy !req
1185. because everybody here came
in and did their fucking best.Copy !req
1186. - Mm-hm!
- Yeah.Copy !req
1187. - Each of us has a crab.
Each of us met a cat.Copy !req
1188. Each of us ate way more cheeseCopy !req
1189. than we would have predicted
at the start of the day.Copy !req
1190. - That's right!
- Yeah.Copy !req
1191. - And we put it all on the line! Why?Copy !req
1192. Because we show up and we don't knowCopy !req
1193. what the fuck we're going
to do, year in and year out!Copy !req
1194. And I will stand proudly with these peopleCopy !req
1195. anywhere they want to go.Copy !req
1196. Get ready to eat my dust, Marovitch!Copy !req
1197. - Stop it! We were having a
beautiful moment, Brennan!Copy !req
1198. - Brennan, you win our
gold silver bronze medal,Copy !req
1199. as well as this quote
from Matthew McConaugheyCopy !req
1200. about his hero being himself
10 years in the future.Copy !req
1201. - That is psychotic.Copy !req
1202. - That does it for us
here at "Game Changer".Copy !req
1203. I am your host, Sam Reich.Copy !req
1204. - I'm your host, Demi Adejuyigbe.Copy !req
1205. - And I'm your host, Jordan Myrick.Copy !req
1206. - Reminding you that in the end,Copy !req
1207. you're only competing with
yourself, that rat bastard.Copy !req
1208. Goodnight.Copy !req