1. Get ready for a Game Changer!Copy !req
2. Tonight's guests, he'll
charm the mom out of you,Copy !req
3. it's Jacob Wysocki!Copy !req
4. - If you're a mom, I love ya.Copy !req
5. Preeminent Evelyn
Tucci scholar, Vic Michaelis.Copy !req
6. - Yeah, yeah, yeah!Copy !req
7. No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.Copy !req
8. - Dangerous, dangerous.
- I'm kidding! I'm joking!Copy !req
9. And three, two,
one, cum, it's Lou Wilson!Copy !req
10. - It was me the whole time.Copy !req
11. - And your host, me. I've
been here the whole time!Copy !req
12. This is "Game Changer", the only game showCopy !req
13. where the game changes every show.Copy !req
14. I am your host, Sam Reich.Copy !req
15. I am joined today by these
three lovely contestants now.Copy !req
16. You all understand how the game works.Copy !req
17. - Come on, man.Copy !req
18. - Never did, never will.
- This old ditty?Copy !req
19. - Sam, you know what's up, baby.Copy !req
20. - That's right, our players have no ideaCopy !req
21. what game it is they're about to play.Copy !req
22. The only way to learn is by playing,Copy !req
23. the only way to win is by learning,Copy !req
24. and the only way to begin is by beginning.Copy !req
25. So without further ado, let's begin.Copy !req
26. Players, welcome to the Game
Changer Intelligence Agency.Copy !req
27. The season, six.Copy !req
28. We shot Sam Says 3 this morning!Copy !req
29. Lou is still drunk on champagne!Copy !req
30. - I've been chugging coffee,
trying to feel normal.Copy !req
31. But, you know, hard to break a habit.Copy !req
32. - Ash, if you could please
bring out the dossiers.Copy !req
33. - Thank you, Ash.Copy !req
34. - Thank you, Ash.
- Thanks, Ash.Copy !req
35. Players, inside
each of those dossiersCopy !req
36. you will find 15 challenges.Copy !req
37. To accomplish those challenges,Copy !req
38. you have one year.Copy !req
39. On your mark, get set, go.Copy !req
40. - You're an absolute bastard.Copy !req
41. - I'm still drunk!
- Oh my fucking god.Copy !req
42. Collect the most locks
of people's hair we know?Copy !req
43. - What? What number is that?
- The last one!Copy !req
44. Dude, I'm pissed, dude.Copy !req
45. - Would you look at the time?Copy !req
46. Please welcome back to the stage,Copy !req
47. Jacob Wysocki, Vic
Michaelis, and Lou Wilson!Copy !req
48. - Hi, Sam.
- Hey, Sam. How are you?Copy !req
49. - Hey, Sam!Copy !req
50. - I don't think I've ever
been more out of the loopCopy !req
51. as to what a "Game Changer"
episode is about to be.Copy !req
52. Boo hoo hoo hoo hoo!Copy !req
53. I don't know what's going on!Copy !req
54. Well, I'll start off. I got you something.Copy !req
55. Just a little thing, for thinking of me.Copy !req
56. - This is so ominous.Copy !req
57. - Just hold onto that.
- So ominous.Copy !req
58. - Did you feel that as well,Copy !req
59. when they were standing next
to each other for a second?Copy !req
60. It was kind of like-
- Who's who?Copy !req
61. - But I guess, elephant in the room,Copy !req
62. it's been a crazy fucking year, Sam.Copy !req
63. - Yeah, if I knew I was
going to be performingCopy !req
64. at Madison Square Garden,
I would not be here!Copy !req
65. - Then, after a regular
shit-ton of ado, let's begin.Copy !req
66. Your first challenge, who
can make the best outfitCopy !req
67. to wear to the taping a year from now?Copy !req
68. Jacob, we'll start with you.Copy !req
69. - Yeah, I'll go ahead and just kind of-Copy !req
70. - Flaunt it.Copy !req
71. - Oh! Hit it!
- Quarter turn, quarter turn.Copy !req
72. - Fucking get 'em.
- Hit it!Copy !req
73. - Oh shit!
- Be a little sneaky,Copy !req
74. like you know something
that we don't know.Copy !req
75. - Sam, you wish you
wore it this good, man.Copy !req
76. - Honestly?
- I swear, dude.Copy !req
77. - Honestly, it's a little upsetting.Copy !req
78. - You know, it's no animal shirt,Copy !req
79. and there's a bit of me
that feels kind of naked.Copy !req
80. - Mm.
- And that's vulnerability,Copy !req
81. and that's what you
want, 'cause you're sick.Copy !req
82. - Vic, what is happening here?Copy !req
83. - As you can see, I'm also dressed as Sam.Copy !req
84. This outfit is paying
homage to the giant squid.Copy !req
85. It is all handmade.Copy !req
86. - Gorgeous.Copy !req
87. - Let's give it up for the tentacles!Copy !req
88. - Is there something that
the giant squid means to you?Copy !req
89. - No. Thank you.Copy !req
90. - Lou, from where I'm standing,Copy !req
91. this doesn't yet look like much.Copy !req
92. - The outfit I'm wearing
today exists in three parts.Copy !req
93. Past, present, and future.Copy !req
94. We'll begin with the past.Copy !req
95. A wristwatch, hand crank.Copy !req
96. The strap is custom made
with the initial wordsCopy !req
97. from most "Game Changer"
episodes, "I've been here,"Copy !req
98. and then what every watch captures,Copy !req
99. "The whole time."Copy !req
100. This is an I've been
here the whole timepiece.Copy !req
101. - Wow!Copy !req
102. - Next, I'll provide a representation,Copy !req
103. an homage, to the present.Copy !req
104. I put forward my body.Copy !req
105. While it cannot be said that the mindCopy !req
106. ever truly lives in the
present, the body is the vesselCopy !req
107. through which we experience
every present moment.Copy !req
108. And then Sam, I would ask that you,Copy !req
109. with that phone there,
bring on the future.Copy !req
110. - What!Copy !req
111. - Right now, my outfit existsCopy !req
112. for Sam on this phone
in augmented reality.Copy !req
113. Please don't laugh at me
'cause I'm standing nakedCopy !req
114. in a room full of people, but
I'm wearing a sick outfit.Copy !req
115. It's super sick and from the future.Copy !req
116. - I can confirm that it's freakin' sick.Copy !req
117. Unbelievable, Lou.
- Unreal.Copy !req
118. For sheer innovation alone,Copy !req
119. we are going to say three points for you.Copy !req
120. Vic, I'm going to say two points for you.Copy !req
121. Thank you!Copy !req
122. - Jacob, one point for you.Copy !req
123. - Wild to learn that that's
how the points are working.Copy !req
124. Yeah, good stuff, man.Copy !req
125. - I guess we're going to move on.Copy !req
126. - Yeah, we live in a modern world,Copy !req
127. and I guess you can't
be naked all the time.Copy !req
128. - I was excited. The fans would be, too.Copy !req
129. - You know, that's more
than $5 a month. You know?Copy !req
130. - That's a different paywall.Copy !req
131. - That brings us to our next challenge.Copy !req
132. Who can take the most
impressive celebrity selfie?Copy !req
133. Lou, we'll start with you.Copy !req
134. - Sam, you know I interact
with a lot of celebritiesCopy !req
135. in my day-to-day life.Copy !req
136. - As-Copy !req
137. - The on-air announcer
for "Jimmy Kimmel Live".Copy !req
138. The number of celebrities
that came throughCopy !req
139. who was like, ooh, maybe!Copy !req
140. And then I would walk
downstairs to the greenroomCopy !req
141. and I would just have
a light anxiety attackCopy !req
142. and be like,
we'll ask the next one!Copy !req
143. - Especially as a part of your
job. That's kind of tough.Copy !req
144. So I ended up calling on-Copy !req
145. - Oh! Guillermo!Copy !req
146. - The number one sidekick
for ABC's hit late night showCopy !req
147. "Jimmy Kimmel Live", Guillermo Rodriguez.Copy !req
148. - That's a great photo.
- He's really funny.Copy !req
149. - Good job, buddy.
- Next up, Jacob.Copy !req
150. - I think I got a picture with
the biggest celebrity of all,Copy !req
151. and that is with our brave
firefighters, a male nurse-Copy !req
152. - Wow!Copy !req
153. - And my best friend, Kurt Maloney.Copy !req
154. These are the people
that should be famous.Copy !req
155. - Now if I don't give you
points, I look like an asshole.Copy !req
156. - Who do you support and what
are your values and ethics?Copy !req
157. - Sam, I'm so sorry, can I
ask a clarification question?Copy !req
158. - Yes.
- Was it celebrities selfie?Copy !req
159. - Celebrity selfie.Copy !req
160. - It's not plural?
- Correct.Copy !req
161. - Oh, interesting.
- Vic is insane!Copy !req
162. - I don't know.Copy !req
163. - Sam, do not listen to
this squid! All right?Copy !req
164. - Vic.
- We can just do the photo.Copy !req
165. Yeah.Copy !req
166. - Vic, who is this?Copy !req
167. - Sam, are you serious?Copy !req
168. - Yes, I'm sorry. I don't know-Copy !req
169. - Go to the next one. Yeah, there.Copy !req
170. - That's a very similar photo.
- You got a lot happier.Copy !req
171. - Come on, look at this.
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
172. If I'm supposed to know who this is-Copy !req
173. - I'm serious. Look at this.Copy !req
174. - I actually don't know who this is.Copy !req
175. - Are you serious? Oh my god, Sam.Copy !req
176. Does everybody know who this is?Copy !req
177. - Do the next photo. Does
that answer your question?Copy !req
178. - Sam, do you know what's going on now?Copy !req
179. - Who do you think that is?Copy !req
180. - Is this Evelyn fucking Tucci?Copy !req
181. - No, it's Marilyn Groggins,Copy !req
182. Walter Groggins' paternal grandmother.Copy !req
183. Beloved character actor.
She loves cooking.Copy !req
184. She did the intro for Stanley's cookbook.Copy !req
185. - It's the mother of-Copy !req
186. - Beloved performer Walter Groggins.Copy !req
187. - By Walter Groggins,
you mean Walton Goggins?Copy !req
188. - I was like, is that who you meant?Copy !req
189. The guy from "Fallout"?Copy !req
190. - Big teeth, big teeth.
- That is outrageous.Copy !req
191. - I am going to say two points for Lou,Copy !req
192. one point for Jacob for
making me feel guilty,Copy !req
193. and one point away from Vic MichaelisCopy !req
194. for bringing this back
after four episodes!Copy !req
195. - That's illegal!Copy !req
196. - I honestly didn't think
that that was possible.Copy !req
197. - I didn't know that that
was humanly possible.Copy !req
198. - It is fun to be learning new rules.Copy !req
199. - Next up, who can bring inCopy !req
200. the coolest free item
from a Craigslist post?Copy !req
201. Lou, we'll once again start with you.Copy !req
202. - I found a jet ski.Copy !req
203. - Oh my god!Copy !req
204. - There it is.
- So good.Copy !req
205. - She's gorgeous.Copy !req
206. How on Earth was this free?Copy !req
207. - Well, they had been left in
a storage locker in Long BeachCopy !req
208. so I hopped in a U-Haul
with two of my friends,Copy !req
209. we drove down there, loaded
her up, brought her back,Copy !req
210. and then was able to reupholster
it and fix her up a bit.Copy !req
211. - Definitely spiffed up.
- Yeah.Copy !req
212. - Looks great.
- I love that.Copy !req
213. - Objectively, a jet
ski is a very cool item.Copy !req
214. - There it is.
- Jacob.Copy !req
215. - A jet ski is a motorcycle for the water.Copy !req
216. I tried to get a real motorcycle.Copy !req
217. - Now, baby-
- Oh, damn, Jake!Copy !req
218. - Oh my god.
- This is my baby.Copy !req
219. That looks like
a very cool motorcycle.Copy !req
220. - It started with the Craigslist post.Copy !req
221. I'm getting rid of
my husband's motorcycle.Copy !req
222. We got a baby on the way and
it's just too dangerous now.Copy !req
223. - So I called Jenna.Copy !req
224. Then go ahead and read what Jenna said.Copy !req
225. Thanks for talking with me, Jason.Copy !req
226. I have been very busy and
nervous about the baby,Copy !req
227. and been doin' so much.Copy !req
228. It was nice to have someone
ask how I am feelin'.Copy !req
229. Sorry if my crazy ass
talked too long, lol.Copy !req
230. - Let's go ahead and show the next slide.Copy !req
231. This was a 42-minute phone callCopy !req
232. that I had with expecting mother Jenna.Copy !req
233. She was afraid that her husbandCopy !req
234. would be mad that the bike was gone,Copy !req
235. so she wanted me to pick
it up when he was not home.Copy !req
236. - Oh, whoa!Copy !req
237. - The only caveat is, I don't
know how to drive a motorcycleCopy !req
238. so I signed up for motorcycle classes,Copy !req
239. passed the course,Copy !req
240. and now I have a class
M1 motorcycle license.Copy !req
241. - Jake!Copy !req
242. - Was able to pick up the bike,Copy !req
243. met Jenna, had a lovely chat,Copy !req
244. tried to get out of
there as soon as I could.Copy !req
245. - So Jake, you got a motorcycle
and a motorcycle license.Copy !req
246. - And maybe I'm the godfather
of Jenna's kid! Who knows?Copy !req
247. - That's a really cute
and very sweet story.Copy !req
248. - I love that.Copy !req
249. - Sam, you know what's
cooler than a jet ski?Copy !req
250. - What?
- Two fucking jet skis.Copy !req
251. - No! Dude!Copy !req
252. - No way!Copy !req
253. Wait a second!Copy !req
254. - Fuck!
- Wait a second!Copy !req
255. - Fuck!
- What?Copy !req
256. - There it is.Copy !req
257. This one says "Sea-Lou Sex" on it!Copy !req
258. - I mean, we all know
what Sea-Doos lead to.Copy !req
259. - Can I just get confirmation
that you picked upCopy !req
260. two jet skis and then held back on one?Copy !req
261. - In order to make the
second one pop? Hell yeah.Copy !req
262. Vic!Copy !req
263. - Okay, I just wanted something
that I thought would be,Copy !req
264. like, kind of lovely
and kind of whimsical,Copy !req
265. and then I came across this.Copy !req
266. Thank you.Copy !req
267. - Gizmo has been with me
since I was five years old.Copy !req
268. - You have one of these?Copy !req
269. - It went missing a number of months ago.Copy !req
270. - Holy smokes.
- Wait, what?Copy !req
271. - You-Copy !req
272. - Can we bring out the next item?Copy !req
273. Thanks. No, you hold onto this, seriously.Copy !req
274. Oh my god, I didn't know yours
was missing! You take that.Copy !req
275. Thank you so much. And then I found this!Copy !req
276. How cute is this?Copy !req
277. - What is that?
- Look at this.Copy !req
278. - That is a birthday card from my aunt.Copy !req
279. - Sam, you have one of these too?Copy !req
280. - I do.Copy !req
281. - I'm going to let you hold onto that.Copy !req
282. - Thank you so much.Copy !req
283. - You hold onto that. You keep that safe.Copy !req
284. - And Vic, you found these
things on Craigslist for free?Copy !req
285. - No, these were not Craigslist posts.Copy !req
286. This was the Craigslist post.Copy !req
287. Can you please bring out my last item?Copy !req
288. I got a house.Copy !req
289. Congratulations, that's huge.Copy !req
290. - Thank you so much.Copy !req
291. That's so hard in Los Angeles.Copy !req
292. - Incredible.
- Huge.Copy !req
293. Thank you so much.Copy !req
294. So maybe I can put this
one sort of like...Copy !req
295. I mean, it's not a jet
ski, it's not a motorcycle,Copy !req
296. but maybe we just sort of...Copy !req
297. Oh man, how exciting.
- That's huge.Copy !req
298. - So, these are my keys.Copy !req
299. - Those are our spare keys.Copy !req
300. - Who are you talking about?Copy !req
301. - I'm going to guess that
this is a deed to my home.Copy !req
302. Is this a deed to my home?Copy !req
303. - Sam, it's a deed to my home.Copy !req
304. - Wow! You forged my signature!Copy !req
305. - Actually, if you would take a look,Copy !req
306. we did this beautiful shootCopy !req
307. in Architectural Digest last month.Copy !req
308. Oh wow.Copy !req
309. It's just stunning.Copy !req
310. - You look so good in that home.Copy !req
311. You-Copy !req
312. It's just is, like, lovely.Copy !req
313. - This does make it look an awful lot likeCopy !req
314. you also took my wife.Copy !req
315. - Is your wife in the small print, Sam?Copy !req
316. - No, it seems like that
was entirely voluntary,Copy !req
317. which is more hurtful.Copy !req
318. That is going to be three points for Lou.Copy !req
319. Two points for Jacob.Copy !req
320. Fair enough.Copy !req
321. - And another point away from Vic-Copy !req
322. \Sam] for robbing my home.Copy !req
323. - Sam!Copy !req
324. You left me on my own for too long!Copy !req
325. - You gotta actually play the game!Copy !req
326. - I need boundaries.Copy !req
327. - Vic, the good news is,Copy !req
328. there's nowhere to go but up from here.Copy !req
329. - I love that attitude for you.Copy !req
330. Thank you so much.Copy !req
331. Gorgeous.
- Whoa, okay!Copy !req
332. Okay!Copy !req
333. - Ears.Copy !req
334. - A smaller squid head with ears.Copy !req
335. - Oh, huh, that's weird.Copy !req
336. - Moving right along.Copy !req
337. Who can keep the sourdough starter alive?Copy !req
338. For context, we supplied
players with sourdough starter.Copy !req
339. All they had to do was
keep it alive for a year.Copy !req
340. Now, we made sourdough bread
with each of your starters.Copy !req
341. Jake, I will taste yours first.Copy !req
342. Now, you've had
some experience with this.Copy !req
343. - Yes, I have to admit,Copy !req
344. I did a little bit of
pandemic sourdough baking.Copy !req
345. - In vogue at the time.Copy !req
346. - And an elephant never forgets,Copy !req
347. so I know how to take care of this.Copy !req
348. - Jake, I'll go ahead
and taste your bread.Copy !req
349. - Oh! Yeah!Copy !req
350. - Gorgeous.Copy !req
351. Oh my god, that's amazing.Copy !req
352. Yeah, look at that.Copy !req
353. Oh, you don't even need butter.Copy !req
354. - I love that crunch.
- It was well-baked as well.Copy !req
355. I'll give it to 'em.
- Yeah.Copy !req
356. - I don't want to stop.
- Save your appetite!Copy !req
357. - Yeah, you got a lot more bread to eat.Copy !req
358. - Delicious. Lou?Copy !req
359. - I haven't opened this
since you gave it to me.Copy !req
360. I was too busy building
sick future clothesCopy !req
361. and having sex on the back of my jet ski,Copy !req
362. so I truly have not opened this-Copy !req
363. - Oh no, Lou.
- Oh god!Copy !req
364. - No, dude.Copy !req
365. - Vic] Lou!
- Oh! It feels-Copy !req
366. - It's like if skin was in skin water.Copy !req
367. - Yes, there's like a layer of movement-Copy !req
368. - We gotta stop talking about it.Copy !req
369. We gotta stop talking about it.Copy !req
370. - Moving on. Moving on.
- Yeah.Copy !req
371. - That is really, really gross.Copy !req
372. - Ooh!Copy !req
373. - I'm afraid to ask. May I
have Lou's bread, please?Copy !req
374. - Sam, I'm so sorry, but
due to health concerns,Copy !req
375. we couldn't make that bread,Copy !req
376. - Jacob, look away.Copy !req
377. We're just going to
scoop out a little bit of this-Copy !req
378. - No!
- Come on! Come on, man!Copy !req
379. - Have a little bit! Come on!
- No, no, no!Copy !req
380. - Just a little bit! Just
a little bit of skin!Copy !req
381. Absolutely not!Copy !req
382. This was not in here a year ago.Copy !req
383. - Oh my god.Copy !req
384. - Everyone's being very rude right now.Copy !req
385. - It raised my body temperature.Copy !req
386. - Yeah.
- Vic!Copy !req
387. - Yes.Copy !req
388. - That looks like it's sand.Copy !req
389. - Why would you give me
sand to try and sabotage me?Copy !req
390. - If you gaslight me for
a third time this episode,Copy !req
391. these point counters can't
go into the negatives, Vic.Copy !req
392. They technically can't.Copy !req
393. - I think you should just try itCopy !req
394. before you pass any judgment, okay?Copy !req
395. - If I could please have Vic's bread.Copy !req
396. - Now that's sand.Copy !req
397. - That is 100% sand.
- That's fucking sand.Copy !req
398. - Ash, that you've been forced to do thisCopy !req
399. is an indignity to you.
- Thank you, Ash.Copy !req
400. - Feels like little rocks.Copy !req
401. - Tastes like?Copy !req
402. - Tastes like little rocks, Vic.Copy !req
403. - That's so weird. Maybe
some sand got in there.Copy !req
404. That is three points for Jacob,Copy !req
405. and zero points for either of you.Copy !req
406. - That's hard to hear.Copy !req
407. - Next up, who can bring the Sam standeeCopy !req
408. to the most remote location?Copy !req
409. Our players were provided with
a life-sized standee of me.Copy !req
410. Vic!
- Yes, Sam.Copy !req
411. - How far did you get with your standee?Copy !req
412. - That was not the prompt.Copy !req
413. - Who can bring the Sam standee
to the most remote location?Copy !req
414. - Most remote location.Copy !req
415. There are 400 remotes there.Copy !req
416. - Is that 400 for sure?
- For sure.Copy !req
417. - I cannot believe you spent
so much effort on this.Copy !req
418. - I can't wait to see how many remotesCopy !req
419. these two took photos with.Copy !req
420. - Jacob.Copy !req
421. - Roll that beautiful bean footage.Copy !req
422. How you doing, buddy? Feeling comfy?Copy !req
423. Play some cool road music.Copy !req
424. We're in the middle of
fucking nowhere, Cerro Gordo,Copy !req
425. only accessible by a four
by four car on a dirt road.Copy !req
426. Used to be a bustling
mining town in the 1860s,Copy !req
427. but is now abandoned!Copy !req
428. There's only one person who lives there,Copy !req
429. and he's a chill dude named Brent.Copy !req
430. - Hey, Jacob.Copy !req
431. That said that
we could come on down,Copy !req
432. and that he would help
us get Sam underground.Copy !req
433. - So fun.Copy !req
434. - Is there anything more remote
than being under the earth?Copy !req
435. I don't think so.Copy !req
436. All right, Sam.Copy !req
437. Here we are at the Union
Mine here at Cerro Gordo.Copy !req
438. - Sam, this is going to be
your final resting spot.Copy !req
439. 900 feet underground!Copy !req
440. I can't think of a more
remote spot than that.Copy !req
441. Au revoir! Au revoir!Copy !req
442. Getting all
the way to the bottomCopy !req
443. takes over 45 minutes, almost an hour.Copy !req
444. It's as dark as dark gets.
It's as quiet as quiet gets.Copy !req
445. It's like sensory deprivation.Copy !req
446. There you are, Sam. As deep as it gets.Copy !req
447. - Wow! Jake!
- Hell yeah!Copy !req
448. - There you have it.Copy !req
449. - I don't know how to feel
about the fact that there is nowCopy !req
450. an effigy of me at the
bottom of this ghost town.Copy !req
451. - You'll have to go sometime.Copy !req
452. - Lou.
- The person behind my camera,Copy !req
453. do you know where in the worldCopy !req
454. is 1,000 kilometers from
the nearest continentCopy !req
455. and has no native human population?Copy !req
456. - I do not.
- Well, it's Antarctica.Copy !req
457. - There you are.
- Wow.Copy !req
458. - This is actually Antarctica?Copy !req
459. That is actually
Antarctica, and in fact,Copy !req
460. you're actually still there.Copy !req
461. - How did you get me there?Copy !req
462. - I was actually at a show with these twoCopy !req
463. when I met a person named Devon Reed,Copy !req
464. and Devon Reed was the head chefCopy !req
465. at McMurdo Station in Antarctica,Copy !req
466. and so I found him on
Instagram, I DMed him,Copy !req
467. I said, "Could we send a
standee to Antarctica?"Copy !req
468. And he said, "Hell yes."Copy !req
469. I took you to the local post
office, you arrived safely,Copy !req
470. and they gave you a little
tour of the mountainside.Copy !req
471. - If I may interject.
- Yes?Copy !req
472. - Cerro Gordo doesn't get mail.Copy !req
473. Antarctica, there's like
14 to 20 airports there.Copy !req
474. - If I may add.
- Yes?Copy !req
475. - There's only like four
remotes tops in Antarctica.Copy !req
476. - I'm glad you spoke up.Copy !req
477. - Yes.
- Yeah.Copy !req
478. - Wow, incredible efforts, players.Copy !req
479. I am going to say three points for Lou.Copy !req
480. This is bullshit.Copy !req
481. This is bullshit!Copy !req
482. - Two points for that
incredible package, Jacob.Copy !req
483. - You're wrong, is the problem.Copy !req
484. The problem is, is that you're wrong.Copy !req
485. - And another point away from Vic,Copy !req
486. bringing Vic to negative one point,Copy !req
487. which we will have to visual effectCopy !req
488. in order to make possible.
- You're kidding!Copy !req
489. - No one lives underground, Sam!Copy !req
490. There are no denizens under
the earth, my dude! Politely!Copy !req
491. - You just got two points!Copy !req
492. They're having to VFX a
negative sign to mine!Copy !req
493. - I deserve three!Copy !req
494. Congrats, Lou!Copy !req
495. - Hey, thanks, man.Copy !req
496. - Next up, who can makeCopy !req
497. the bestselling piece of Dropout merch?Copy !req
498. - I'll be back.
- Okay.Copy !req
499. - See ya.Copy !req
500. No idea where they're going.Copy !req
501. No clue.Copy !req
502. - Our players worked hand in
hand with our merch department,Copy !req
503. shout out to Randy, to
design and fabricateCopy !req
504. a piece of merch specifically
for this contest.Copy !req
505. Jake, what did you come up with?Copy !req
506. - I chose to make a
piece of merch based onCopy !req
507. my favorite moment that I've
gotten to have here at Dropout.Copy !req
508. - I love that, Jake.Copy !req
509. - Which, of course, is
me going Super Saiyan.Copy !req
510. Is that all you got?Copy !req
511. That's my shirt and that's my
spiel, and amen and god bless.Copy !req
512. - Lou.Copy !req
513. - I created the Kingston
Brown limited edition plushie.Copy !req
514. - Wow.
- There he is.Copy !req
515. - And dare I ask, Lou, what
makes this limited edition?Copy !req
516. - Does he have them on him,
or did we give them all away?Copy !req
517. Oh no, he's got them.Copy !req
518. Each one came with a heart-shaped pieceCopy !req
519. of the hair I had on my head a year ago.Copy !req
520. - This is your actual hair?Copy !req
521. - This is genuinely my actual hair.Copy !req
522. So, enjoy!Copy !req
523. - A clone of you is going to get birthedCopy !req
524. out of the vagina of a sheep.Copy !req
525. - Don't put that on me!Copy !req
526. - Next up is Vic, who is not onstage.Copy !req
527. - Come on through! Hi,
everybody! Come on in.Copy !req
528. Please welcome Simone, Mark, and Steve.Copy !req
529. - Hey!
- Hi, everybody!Copy !req
530. - Hey, guys.
- Hi, Simone, Mark, and Steve.Copy !req
531. - Simone, Mark, and Steve,Copy !req
532. please make yourselves
at home on this set.Copy !req
533. So, my merch was, I did a
Willy Wonka style pin contest.Copy !req
534. So there were three winnersCopy !req
535. who got a tour of Dropout Studios.Copy !req
536. We just did that tour.Copy !req
537. This is Sam's dressing room.Copy !req
538. He put the star on himself.Copy !req
539. Do you guys want to come in?Copy !req
540. - Does he have his, like, wallet in here?Copy !req
541. - He doesn't. I wish.Copy !req
542. - Are each of these people
in from out of state, Vic?Copy !req
543. - We have Simone from Michigan.Copy !req
544. Mark is from Pennsylvania.
- Pennsylvania.Copy !req
545. And Steve is from Connecticut.Copy !req
546. - Let me meet each of you, please.Copy !req
547. - Yes. Please, please, please.
- Nice to meet you, Sam.Copy !req
548. - So nice to meet you!
- Yeah.Copy !req
549. - So nice to meet you! Welcome!Copy !req
550. - Wonderful to meet you.Copy !req
551. - So we actually have
gifts for all of you.Copy !req
552. - Oh, that rules!
- Cool! Dropout swag!Copy !req
553. - We're so happy that you're here,Copy !req
554. and you got to be a part
of this episode, genuinely.Copy !req
555. Thank you so much for
coming all the way out.Copy !req
556. It means the world.Copy !req
557. - It means the world to us, too.Copy !req
558. Thank you. Truly, thank you.Copy !req
559. - Simone, Mark, and Steve, everybody.Copy !req
560. - Wow!
- Thank you!Copy !req
561. - Players, this was a nail-biter.Copy !req
562. Lou offered something limited edition,Copy !req
563. and they sold out after three hours.Copy !req
564. So what we did is cut the
challenge off after three hoursCopy !req
565. and judged it based on
who made the most moneyCopy !req
566. in those three hours.
- After three hours?Copy !req
567. - Seems fair to me.
- Seems, no!Copy !req
568. - Lou.
- Mm?Copy !req
569. - You sold 100 plushes for $40,Copy !req
570. and in three hours, made $4,000.Copy !req
571. Jacob, in that same time,Copy !req
572. you sold 326 tees for $29Copy !req
573. and made $9,454.Copy !req
574. - In three hours?
- Not bad.Copy !req
575. - Vic.
- I can't even do this.Copy !req
576. - In that same time, you
sold 807 pins for $15.Copy !req
577. - What?
- That's a win.Copy !req
578. And made $12,105.Copy !req
579. - Yeah, it's fair to cut it off.Copy !req
580. - I believe there's an objection.Copy !req
581. - There's an objection.Copy !req
582. - We should probably strike the numbers.Copy !req
583. - There's an objection that
needs to be followed through.Copy !req
584. - He only had a limited-
- That's just my thought.Copy !req
585. - That is going to be
three points for Vic,Copy !req
586. bringing them to two.Copy !req
587. Oh, thank god!Copy !req
588. - It is going to be two points for Jacob,Copy !req
589. and one point for Lou.Copy !req
590. Next up, who can get the
silliest vanity license plate?Copy !req
591. We will now cut to a live
view of the parking lot.Copy !req
592. Whoa!Copy !req
593. - What?
- What?Copy !req
594. - Hey everybody, welcome to the
Piss, LA's premiere bug bar.Copy !req
595. Oh my god.Copy !req
596. - This is a bar for bugs called the Piss.Copy !req
597. Here's the bathroom.Copy !req
598. - Oh my god!Copy !req
599. And what appears to beCopy !req
600. a little bit of doodoo in the toilet.Copy !req
601. - Jake, this is a work of art.Copy !req
602. - Thank you so much, and we can pan overCopy !req
603. from the bathroom into the main hall.Copy !req
604. Of course, we have a beetle bartenderCopy !req
605. serving all of his beautiful patrons.Copy !req
606. The best thing about the PissCopy !req
607. is that it is a premiere
rock and roll venue.Copy !req
608. - Oh! Hell yes!
- Oh wow.Copy !req
609. These are some bugs
rocking with their cock out.Copy !req
610. It's the Piss, baby!Copy !req
611. - Vic.
- My favorite animal is?Copy !req
612. - Oh, horses.
- Horses, for sure.Copy !req
613. - Not a squid?Copy !req
614. - So I had this idea,
hold your horses, right?Copy !req
615. So that is-Copy !req
616. - Old your whore?Copy !req
617. - It's hold your horses,
we just missed the H,Copy !req
618. and then we sort of had to economize it,Copy !req
619. and then hor for horses.Copy !req
620. - The horse is not a letter?Copy !req
621. - The horse is not a letter, no.Copy !req
622. - But it does have real hair.Copy !req
623. We wanted texture.Copy !req
624. It really is whipping in the wind.Copy !req
625. It's giving a carefree whimsyCopy !req
626. that I hope the rest of
the plate is giving off.Copy !req
627. - Lou?Copy !req
628. - I wanted to do something
silly, emphasis on the jokes,Copy !req
629. if I do say so myself.
- Mm.Copy !req
630. - So here we are.Copy !req
631. I'm da Joker.Copy !req
632. - It was a thing of
like, people were like,Copy !req
633. oh, is it like jacker?Copy !req
634. So I thought if I brought
the whole car into it,Copy !req
635. it would be really clear.Copy !req
636. So if we could zoom out and
show the vehicle itself.Copy !req
637. So yeah, I've been...Copy !req
638. I've been driving around
in this for four months.Copy !req
639. - What? Lou!Copy !req
640. Yeah, it's a joker-themed wrap.Copy !req
641. I found some guys in Westwood.Copy !req
642. I sent them a picture of a toy Joker car,Copy !req
643. and they said, yeah,Copy !req
644. we could do that on your-
No!Copy !req
645. - ... Honda Civic hybrid
with 110,000 miles.Copy !req
646. - No!
- This is crazy.Copy !req
647. The front is white with red trim,Copy !req
648. just like that classic Joker smile.Copy !req
649. - No, no! No!
- So yeah, and fun fact,Copy !req
650. during this year, I moved
to a new neighborhoodCopy !req
651. with new neighbors,Copy !req
652. and I'll tell you what's
parked right out front.Copy !req
653. - This motherfucker!
- Wow!Copy !req
654. Way to go above and beyond.Copy !req
655. I do think that the silliest
of these is objectively Piss.Copy !req
656. And so I'm going to say
three points for Jacob.Copy !req
657. Nice!Copy !req
658. - Two points for that incredible wrap.Copy !req
659. - I'll take four.Copy !req
660. - And one heartfelt point for you, Vic.Copy !req
661. Okay, interesting.Copy !req
662. I hear you and I'm taking
the note and I'm listening.Copy !req
663. - Next up, who can create the
coolest voicemail greeting?Copy !req
664. - Thank you. So much.Copy !req
665. - Surprised the hell out of me.Copy !req
666. - What is happening?Copy !req
667. - There's scissors involved.
I can tell you that.Copy !req
668. - Jake, in the meanwhile,
this is your go first.Copy !req
669. - You know what? Just roll
the beautiful bean footage.Copy !req
670. Hey, this is Jacob Wysocki.Copy !req
671. I can't come to the phone right now.Copy !req
672. Leave a message after the tone.Copy !req
673. Woo!Copy !req
674. That's one of the wildest
things I've ever seen.Copy !req
675. - It was intoxicating.Copy !req
676. - Vic, you are looking more and more likeCopy !req
677. Vic Michaelis all the time.
- Me?Copy !req
678. - Hey! There's my friend!
- Oh, that's amazing.Copy !req
679. - Lou, I think you're up next.
- Yes.Copy !req
680. Hi, you've reached Lou Wilson.Copy !req
681. I'm not here right now,
but take it away, Evan!Copy !req
682. - Take 'em to church!Copy !req
683. Or you could just text
him like a normal person.Copy !req
684. Lou!Copy !req
685. - I wrote it and just
was like, I need someoneCopy !req
686. more musically talented
to put it all together,Copy !req
687. and huge shout out to Scott Passarella.Copy !req
688. - Scotty P!
- Scotty P!Copy !req
689. - And then my friend Evan
Fowler in Saint LouisCopy !req
690. got him and some buddies together,Copy !req
691. and were nice enough to record it.Copy !req
692. - That was fun.
- Vic.Copy !req
693. - You can go ahead and play it.Copy !req
694. Hey, this is
Vic. Leave a message.Copy !req
695. - Now, Vic, that does not sound like you.Copy !req
696. - I tried recording this
voicemail over and over again,Copy !req
697. and I was like, I'm having
trouble finding what this is.Copy !req
698. So I had my friends write
a scene to song musical,Copy !req
699. and I flew my little sister SarahCopy !req
700. down from British Columbia, Vancouver,Copy !req
701. to be the lead in my musical.
- This is "Thousandaires"Copy !req
702. Sarah of "Sarah's Turn"?Copy !req
703. - She starred in a musical that I wroteCopy !req
704. where she played me and recorded
a voicemail live onstage.Copy !req
705. Tonight is very special and
I can't thank you enoughCopy !req
706. for being here with me for
the premiere of my new show,Copy !req
707. "The Voicemail: The Musical"!Copy !req
708. - This is Vic. Leave a...Copy !req
709. That's not right.Copy !req
710. Yo, you've reached the Vicster. Leave a...Copy !req
711. Dammit!Copy !req
712. - Hey, kid. Looks like
you could use a hand.Copy !req
713. Well, have I got the place for you!Copy !req
714. Welcome to
Voice Message Agency,Copy !req
715. the number one purveyor
of artisanal voicemails.Copy !req
716. There's nothing that we don't do.Copy !req
717. - You've reached the late night love line.Copy !req
718. Please listen carefully to
the following menu options.Copy !req
719. I never pick up the phone, loser.Copy !req
720. You've been talking to a recordingCopy !req
721. for two minutes like a bitch.Copy !req
722. Anyway, leave a message!Copy !req
723. - What do you think?Copy !req
724. - I think today has taught
me, Vic, a valuable lesson.Copy !req
725. That the best voicemail for
you is the one from your heart.Copy !req
726. - The fuck?
- What the fuck?Copy !req
727. - Quiet coyote!
- Quiet coyote!Copy !req
728. - I got this.Copy !req
729. Hey, this is Vic. Leave a message.Copy !req
730. - And there we go, and that is
the voicemail that you heard.Copy !req
731. - You felt it.Copy !req
732. You could tell that was
the one from the heart.Copy !req
733. - Yeah.
- I might take issueCopy !req
734. with the fact that when
each of you were presentedCopy !req
735. with the prompt coolest,
you picked musical theater,Copy !req
736. a marching band, and church respectively.Copy !req
737. - Right.
- Careful now, Sam!Copy !req
738. - You're coming after about
97% of the Dropout audience.Copy !req
739. - There can't be a single
musical theater kidCopy !req
740. that subscribes to this platform.Copy !req
741. - And at least one of
y'all gotta go to church.Copy !req
742. - I do think that the coolest of thoseCopy !req
743. - was Lou's.
- Yeah.Copy !req
744. - For the sheer amount of
effort that you put in, Vic,Copy !req
745. I think we have to say two points for you.Copy !req
746. I'll take it.Copy !req
747. - Jacob, still cool.Copy !req
748. One point for you.Copy !req
749. - You heard it here, high
school kids at Arcadia High.Copy !req
750. Sam Reich doesn't like your work!Copy !req
751. - That's tough.
- Lou, three points for you.Copy !req
752. Thanks, Sam.Copy !req
753. - Next up, who can make the most moneyCopy !req
754. in an investment account?Copy !req
755. We loaded up investment accounts
with $1,000 for each of youCopy !req
756. to trade with over the
course of the past year.Copy !req
757. Lou, how's that portfolio looking?Copy !req
758. - I can't trust this fucking
stock market. It's rigged.Copy !req
759. - Yeah.
- Wow.Copy !req
760. - I'm going to how the
people make their money.Copy !req
761. - Okay.Copy !req
762. - Scratchers!
- Lou.Copy !req
763. - So I went to eight
different liquor stores,Copy !req
764. - and I bought 662 scratchers.
- That is so many!Copy !req
765. - Oh my god!
- Ash, thank you.Copy !req
766. - Specifically Pumpkin Patch Cash,Copy !req
767. with a possibility of winning $30,000!Copy !req
768. - My god!Copy !req
769. - And then spent almost
three weeks in between mealsCopy !req
770. when I would wake up early.Copy !req
771. - Lou!Copy !req
772. - So in this session
I think I only scratchCopy !req
773. about a third of the total amount.Copy !req
774. - Look at the sun setting.Copy !req
775. Yes, you can
watch the sun set on me.Copy !req
776. - Oh my god.
- And also the thoughtCopy !req
777. that this was a good idea.Copy !req
778. So in total, I made...Copy !req
779. $454!Copy !req
780. - Wow. That's tough and I'm sorry.Copy !req
781. - That is staggering.
- Oh wow. Wow.Copy !req
782. So, um-Copy !req
783. - That's tough and I'm sorry.Copy !req
784. - In that video-
- Yes.Copy !req
785. - I really think this is gonna work out.Copy !req
786. In that video, I keep going,Copy !req
787. "Oh! Is 1,000?Copy !req
788. Oh, it's only 10."Copy !req
789. Don't gamble, kids!Copy !req
790. There is no cash in the pumpkin patch!Copy !req
791. - Damn.Copy !req
792. - That's tough.
- Jacob.Copy !req
793. - I know a lot of people look at me,Copy !req
794. and they might think, like,Copy !req
795. when it comes to stocks and investment,Copy !req
796. that guy is a dumbo.
- Oh.Copy !req
797. - I did a little bit of minimal research.Copy !req
798. I decided to invest in
a company called Nvidia.Copy !req
799. - Nvidia has done incredibly
well in the last year.Copy !req
800. - Let's look at my initial investment.Copy !req
801. That's what you provided.
- Yes.Copy !req
802. - We started here, and
over the course of a year,Copy !req
803. I have nearly tripled my investment.Copy !req
804. $2,906.63.Copy !req
805. - You saying this in that suitCopy !req
806. is nothing I ever could've
dreamed in a million years.Copy !req
807. - Jacob the punk is dead,Copy !req
808. and Jacob the capitalist is here!Copy !req
809. Mr. Moneybags has arrived!Copy !req
810. - Wow, I guess gambling does work.Copy !req
811. Kids, there is cash in the pumpkin patch.Copy !req
812. - No, there's not!Copy !req
813. - Vic.
- So-Copy !req
814. - This is the second timeCopy !req
815. that you've stealthily disappeared.Copy !req
816. - And I'll be right back,
just give me one second,Copy !req
817. and then just announce me one more time.Copy !req
818. - Are you ready for us, Vic?
- We are!Copy !req
819. - We?Copy !req
820. - Please welcome Vic
Michaelis and question mark.Copy !req
821. - Hello!Copy !req
822. So amazing to see so many faces hereCopy !req
823. at our quarterly meeting here.Copy !req
824. We're so grateful for you.Copy !req
825. I'm going to hand it over
to our CFO, James Michaelis.Copy !req
826. James?
- Perfect. Sam?Copy !req
827. - James. Pleasure.
- Honor to meet you.Copy !req
828. I am Vic's brother.Copy !req
829. - Oh! It's such a pleasure to meet you!Copy !req
830. - Flown in just to help with
this presentation today.Copy !req
831. - How about it?Copy !req
832. - I'm going to have to take your spot.Copy !req
833. We're going to be giving a presentation.Copy !req
834. - Okay. Where am I going?Copy !req
835. - Yes, you go ahead and
take the podium here.Copy !req
836. Okay, right.Copy !req
837. - Welcome, potential investors!Copy !req
838. - Yes, so as I mentioned,
I am Vic's brother,Copy !req
839. but more importantly,Copy !req
840. I am the CFO of Investment
Account Inc., our company.Copy !req
841. This is our investor deck.
We're looking for investors.Copy !req
842. We're going to go through the financials,Copy !req
843. our company structure, and at the end,Copy !req
844. we'll come up with our pitch.Copy !req
845. - This is a company
called Investment Account?Copy !req
846. - Correct.Copy !req
847. So what do we do?Copy !req
848. We here at Investment Account Inc.Copy !req
849. believe in investing in the future.Copy !req
850. That's why our 39 employees
are our top priority.Copy !req
851. - I'm sorry?Copy !req
852. - 39 employees?
- 39!Copy !req
853. - Here's the full list. Who are we?Copy !req
854. Continue.Copy !req
855. - That was so many names!Copy !req
856. Whoa, whoa, too fast.Copy !req
857. So hopping into our financials-Copy !req
858. - Okay, those objectively look bad.Copy !req
859. - Just give it one second, Sam.Copy !req
860. - Copy.
- As everyone knows,Copy !req
861. we started with $1,000 for our company.Copy !req
862. Starting off, we invested $600Copy !req
863. into the original vending machine cost.Copy !req
864. - That vending machine looks
like it's in rough shape.Copy !req
865. - The next 300, employee onboarding.Copy !req
866. We brought in all 39 employeesCopy !req
867. during that January timeframe.Copy !req
868. - Just $300 for all 39 people?Copy !req
869. - We bought them each personal pizzas.Copy !req
870. - Personal pizzas, and
we got a bulk discount.Copy !req
871. February to August, 2024,Copy !req
872. $200 went into our corporate retreat.Copy !req
873. - Okay, that feels just like
a bad use of the remaining-Copy !req
874. - And so we're now at negative $100.Copy !req
875. So we took out another $100
investment from our friend LouCopy !req
876. for 60% of the company.Copy !req
877. - Is that right, Lou?Copy !req
878. - This is something I really believe in.Copy !req
879. - And Lou, we believe in
you, and you believe in us,Copy !req
880. and together, we're going
to believe some big things.Copy !req
881. - Keep going!Copy !req
882. - And directly after that investment,Copy !req
883. we took our summer break.
- Yeah.Copy !req
884. - And came back in September.Copy !req
885. First, our Investment
Account retreat, 2024.Copy !req
886. - Here's some fun photos.Copy !req
887. Look at that, our CEO, Izzy Roland.Copy !req
888. - Just a great company culture.Copy !req
889. - I guess I'm having a hard
time remembering being there.Copy !req
890. I guess I'm sort of having a hard time-Copy !req
891. - Remember this?
- Is that not you?Copy !req
892. Is that not you wearing
one of these T-shirts?Copy !req
893. - I do remember putting
that shirt on for a picture.Copy !req
894. - That picture was at the company retreat.Copy !req
895. - Yeah! Yeah!Copy !req
896. Continuing with our financials,Copy !req
897. July through October, 2024,
$50 for this logo design.Copy !req
898. - All right, I will say,Copy !req
899. the logo doesn't look
like a lot even for $50.Copy !req
900. - And that's exactly what
all the market researchCopy !req
901. said we should be going for.Copy !req
902. - So we did have a $100 HR meetingCopy !req
903. to discuss the negligence of our spending.Copy !req
904. We then found $250.Copy !req
905. - Where? Can I ask?Copy !req
906. And then lastly,Copy !req
907. $400 for this presentation design.Copy !req
908. - Now.
- 2025 projections.Copy !req
909. - I would love to know this.Copy !req
910. - Projected profits.
Very self-explanatory.Copy !req
911. - That line looks like it's going up.Copy !req
912. - Now you know why I gave them $100.Copy !req
913. Fucking love this presentation.Copy !req
914. - All right. What are we worth?Copy !req
915. We are-Copy !req
916. - Mm.
- Mm.Copy !req
917. - Priceless.
- Wow.Copy !req
918. - However, we still do need investors,Copy !req
919. so here is our first pitch.Copy !req
920. 10% of the company for $1
more than what Jacob made.Copy !req
921. - Now, this couldn't be because
you bought a vending machineCopy !req
922. in the hopes of doing something with it,Copy !req
923. and then decided to hard pivot
into a completely vacuous,Copy !req
924. "Shark Tank" style presentation?Copy !req
925. - Sam, you're assuming that
I bought this vending machineCopy !req
926. and then realized that the plugCopy !req
927. wasn't plugged into the vending machineCopy !req
928. and that there was no credit card reader,Copy !req
929. so not even the hospital would take itCopy !req
930. to put in the basement?Copy !req
931. Hey, I get it, you're not
totally sold on this offer,Copy !req
932. and you're right not to be,Copy !req
933. because we have another offer for you.Copy !req
934. - 86% of the company for $1
more than what Jacob made.Copy !req
935. - Okay, I see what's happening here.Copy !req
936. - Uh-huh. I would like
to make you a counter.Copy !req
937. - Okay.Copy !req
938. - 100% of the company for
$1 less than Jacob made.Copy !req
939. - I see, we're not quite
swayed by this offer,Copy !req
940. so we got one last offer for you.Copy !req
941. - Okay.Copy !req
942. - Final offer, 12% of the companyCopy !req
943. for $1 more than what Jacob made.Copy !req
944. - What do you say?Copy !req
945. - So I think this is worse.Copy !req
946. - I'm prepared to make a bid.Copy !req
947. - Whoa!
- Zach from Try Guys?Copy !req
948. - When I invest, I'm not
just looking for a product,Copy !req
949. I'm looking for a vision, and
what I see here is potential,Copy !req
950. and I am prepared to offer $10,000 for 20-Copy !req
951. - Oh my-
- No! 12% of your company.Copy !req
952. I have a check right here.Copy !req
953. - That says cash.Copy !req
954. - Thank you, yes.Copy !req
955. - Congratulations.
- Yes, Zach, okay!Copy !req
956. - You look like an ivory salesman.Copy !req
957. - We're going to the Super Bowl!Copy !req
958. - Zach, congratulations on-
- Thank you.Copy !req
959. a great new venture.Copy !req
960. - Thank you so much.
- Nice to meet you all.Copy !req
961. - Wow, huge. I'll just quick change.Copy !req
962. - This transition might
be my favorite yet.Copy !req
963. - Perfect. It's a perfect
transition, clean.Copy !req
964. - All doors lead back to "Game Changer".Copy !req
965. - Jacob, that is three points for you.Copy !req
966. Bingo!Copy !req
967. Lou, two points for you.Copy !req
968. - And I lost money!
- And Vic,Copy !req
969. another negative point for
that complete and total farce.Copy !req
970. Sam!Copy !req
971. - Those points are official?Copy !req
972. - Those points are official.
- Great!Copy !req
973. I felt like the only
thing I really could doCopy !req
974. would be to get the points,
win, and then reject the money.Copy !req
975. So I'm going to be
donating all of my profitsCopy !req
976. to the Rainbow Services,Copy !req
977. which is a local South Bay organizationCopy !req
978. that me and my mom really found important.Copy !req
979. Jacob!Copy !req
980. I think we can all agree who's winningCopy !req
981. the moral victory here so far onstage.Copy !req
982. Next up, who can perform the
most impressive magic trick?Copy !req
983. - Lou, you're up first.
- Fantastic.Copy !req
984. Would it be possible for you
and the fellow contestantsCopy !req
985. to kindly gather around Jacob's podium?Copy !req
986. - Yeah, okay, fair enough.Copy !req
987. - I'll be right back!
- Okay.Copy !req
988. - Oh! Allow me to reintroduce myself!Copy !req
989. My name is Lou! I to the O-U!Copy !req
990. And this is my partner in crime, Kazzy.Copy !req
991. Say hi, Kazzy.Copy !req
992. Ha, you prankster!Copy !req
993. Alright, now we're gonna do a
little magic for y'all today.Copy !req
994. You see, I learned at a young ageCopy !req
995. that a little sleight of handCopy !req
996. could get you out of a pair of handcuffsCopy !req
997. or make a dime bag disappear.Copy !req
998. The trick we're gonna do for you todayCopy !req
999. is called a three-card monte.Copy !req
1000. We used to do this trick uptown,Copy !req
1001. tricky mucky-mucks out
of their pocket change.Copy !req
1002. And then we would bring it back down,Copy !req
1003. help those in our community.Copy !req
1004. I was a real Robin Hood,
if I do say so myself.Copy !req
1005. Now, all you gotta do is follow the queen.Copy !req
1006. DJ, hit that track!Copy !req
1007. That's a king.Copy !req
1008. That's a king.Copy !req
1009. - That's the queen.
- That's what we're following.Copy !req
1010. - Okay.
- This track.Copy !req
1011. Wait!Copy !req
1012. Damn!Copy !req
1013. Okay, a king.Copy !req
1014. King.Copy !req
1015. Whoa!Copy !req
1016. Oh, okay.Copy !req
1017. Okay.Copy !req
1018. - What? Whoa!Copy !req
1019. - Yes!
- Oh, holy shit!Copy !req
1020. - Yes!Copy !req
1021. Whoa!Copy !req
1022. - What?
- Whoa!Copy !req
1023. - Whoa!
- No way.Copy !req
1024. You got it, dude!Copy !req
1025. - Wow, Lou!Copy !req
1026. - Woo!Copy !req
1027. - Damn!
- Crazy.Copy !req
1028. - Great job, Lou, and great job, Kazzy.Copy !req
1029. - Lou!Copy !req
1030. Super impressive trick.Copy !req
1031. - Magic, man.Copy !req
1032. - You fooled me, as Penn
and Teller say. Vic!Copy !req
1033. - What is magic?Copy !req
1034. When I think of magic,Copy !req
1035. I think of just an
old-fashioned card trick.Copy !req
1036. Sam, do you have a favorite card?Copy !req
1037. - As a matter of fact, I
probably do have a favorite card.Copy !req
1038. - This has nothing to do
with that. I'm just curious.Copy !req
1039. I'm going to go ahead and
have you just pick a card,Copy !req
1040. pick any card.Copy !req
1041. - Okay.Copy !req
1042. - You're going to take a peek at it.Copy !req
1043. - Okay.Copy !req
1044. - Back in the deck.
- Okay.Copy !req
1045. - Okay, this card is going
to jump into your pocket.Copy !req
1046. - Okay.
- Okay, ready?Copy !req
1047. - Yes.
- Three, two, one.Copy !req
1048. - Is it in there?
- No.Copy !req
1049. - Okay, so I'm kind of new at magic.Copy !req
1050. Understood.Copy !req
1051. - Your card did jump somewhere.Copy !req
1052. It's just not where it was
supposed to jump, unfortunately.Copy !req
1053. - That makes sense.Copy !req
1054. - Can I get the tool?Copy !req
1055. I really appreciate that,Copy !req
1056. if we can just sort of bring these out.Copy !req
1057. Thank you so much, Ash and Nico.Copy !req
1058. Really appreciate it.
- Thanks, guys.Copy !req
1059. - Sam, we're just going to
have you scooch on over here.Copy !req
1060. - I am so scared!Copy !req
1061. - Yeah, just go ahead and put those on,Copy !req
1062. and you guys might just
want to scoot back.Copy !req
1063. - What's about to go down?Copy !req
1064. - This is just going to take a second.Copy !req
1065. Don't even worry about it, okay? Ready?Copy !req
1066. - Sure.Copy !req
1067. - Oh fuck!
- Oh my god!Copy !req
1068. Jesus Christ! My podium!
- Fuck yeah.Copy !req
1069. - Oh, no!
- Jesus.Copy !req
1070. - Here we go. It's just gonna
be like one more second.Copy !req
1071. - Oh my god!
- Oh, god!Copy !req
1072. - Yes!
- Jesus!Copy !req
1073. - Is this your card?Copy !req
1074. No?Copy !req
1075. - Oh my god, no. Hold on.Copy !req
1076. Just...Copy !req
1077. Was this your card?Copy !req
1078. Yes! Yay!Copy !req
1079. - It happens.Copy !req
1080. - Oh man, that absolutely ruled.Copy !req
1081. - Thank you so much.Copy !req
1082. - That was some heavy swinging.Copy !req
1083. - I'm very strong.
- Lou] Shows, shows.Copy !req
1084. Thank you for saying that.Copy !req
1085. - Jacob!Copy !req
1086. - Can we bring my table out, please?Copy !req
1087. Thank you.
- Thank you, Nico.Copy !req
1088. - Put my stuff here for now.Copy !req
1089. What you just saw, they
were merely tricks,Copy !req
1090. and when this task came across my desk,Copy !req
1091. I wanted to do something real.Copy !req
1092. I wanted to learn how
to read people's minds.Copy !req
1093. But the harder thing
to do than read a mindCopy !req
1094. is to influence minds.Copy !req
1095. Classic piece of psychology,
the Rorschach test.Copy !req
1096. You guys are familiar with
the Rorschach test, right?Copy !req
1097. - Yeah.Copy !req
1098. - So I want to connect with you.Copy !req
1099. I'm going to show you an image.Copy !req
1100. I want you to immediately tell
me what you see, all right?Copy !req
1101. So you go ahead and tell me when to stop.Copy !req
1102. - Stop.Copy !req
1103. - We'll show it to the camera.Copy !req
1104. - First thought, two people dancing.Copy !req
1105. - Beautiful, yeah, that
totally makes sense.Copy !req
1106. You find the joy in life,Copy !req
1107. and you don't like to spend
a lot of time alone, right?Copy !req
1108. So you're not going to see,
like, a singular image.Copy !req
1109. Can we do one with you?
- Sure.Copy !req
1110. - Tell me when to stop.
- Okay.Copy !req
1111. Stop.Copy !req
1112. - Great.Copy !req
1113. - A vase of flowers.
- Vase of flowers.Copy !req
1114. Cool, yeah, you like to give gifts.Copy !req
1115. - Yes.Copy !req
1116. - You're a generous guy.
- Oh, thanks.Copy !req
1117. - So here's the big moment, all right?Copy !req
1118. - Okay.Copy !req
1119. - You're going to confidently pick a page.Copy !req
1120. Yep.Copy !req
1121. - Look at it and put it down.
- Got it.Copy !req
1122. - Do not say what you see
until you're prompted.Copy !req
1123. - Anywhere in here?Copy !req
1124. - Anywhere, just pick one up like that.Copy !req
1125. Okay, now I want you to
envision what you just saw.Copy !req
1126. - Okay.Copy !req
1127. - I want you to send it to me.
- Okay.Copy !req
1128. - Now, if this has a
color, see it in the color.Copy !req
1129. - Yeah.
- If it has a sound,Copy !req
1130. see it with the sound.
- Yes.Copy !req
1131. - If it is somewhere,
see it where it would be.Copy !req
1132. - Yes.Copy !req
1133. - Why don't you write down what you sawCopy !req
1134. on that piece of paper there?Copy !req
1135. Now, most people in these, they
see people, place, or thing.Copy !req
1136. I don't think you saw a person.Copy !req
1137. I don't think you saw a place.Copy !req
1138. What I think you saw was a thing.Copy !req
1139. It's large.Copy !req
1140. Has distinct features, if
I'm not mistaken, right?Copy !req
1141. Makes a distinct noise.
- Yes.Copy !req
1142. - On three-Copy !req
1143. - Say it at the same time as you?Copy !req
1144. - We're going to say it at the same time.Copy !req
1145. Hopefully it matches up.Copy !req
1146. - Okay!
- You ready?Copy !req
1147. Yeah.Copy !req
1148. - Three, two, one.Copy !req
1149. - Elephant.
- Show them!Copy !req
1150. He wrote down elephant.Copy !req
1151. Stop clapping! Stop clapping!Copy !req
1152. That would be a trick,
ladies and gentlemen.Copy !req
1153. But I am not here doing a trick!Copy !req
1154. I have been infecting your brain.Copy !req
1155. Do you remember at the top
of the show, when I said...Copy !req
1156. Elephant in the room! It's
been a crazy fucking year!Copy !req
1157. Do you remember when I called myself a...Copy !req
1158. Dumbo!Copy !req
1159. Do you remember when I said...Copy !req
1160. An elephant never forgets,Copy !req
1161. so I know how to take care of this.Copy !req
1162. Do you remember when I said, Zach...Copy !req
1163. You look like an ivory salesman.Copy !req
1164. I have been infecting you all dayCopy !req
1165. to see exactly what I wanted you to see!Copy !req
1166. Good job, Sam. You have
been such a great sport.Copy !req
1167. Why don't you go ahead and
open up the gift I got you?Copy !req
1168. - You are a twisted motherfucker, Jake.Copy !req
1169. You got me a fucking elephant.
- Show everybody what it is.Copy !req
1170. It's a fucking elephant!Copy !req
1171. It's been here the whole time!Copy !req
1172. Congratulations. You
have a very weak mind.Copy !req
1173. Woo!Copy !req
1174. - I have a bit of a magic background.Copy !req
1175. Everything I saw today, I
have a sense of how it's done,Copy !req
1176. except for that elephant.Copy !req
1177. And so, I'm going to say,
three points for Jacob.Copy !req
1178. Two points for both of youCopy !req
1179. for tremendous, tremendous performances.Copy !req
1180. - Everybody did great work.
- Everybody did great work.Copy !req
1181. - Wow, look at us. Come on.Copy !req
1182. - Next up, players, who
can get the most followersCopy !req
1183. on a SoundCloud account?Copy !req
1184. Vic, we'll start with you.Copy !req
1185. - So I wrote a religiously
coded erotic novel.Copy !req
1186. Are we playing
a portion of this, Vic?Copy !req
1187. - We are.Copy !req
1188. "One Man's Trash".Copy !req
1189. "One Man's Trash",Copy !req
1190. a novella by Taylor Scarborough Faigher.Copy !req
1191. - This is you doing a voice.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1192. - Oh, the production value's
incredible here, Vic.Copy !req
1193. - Thank you so much.
I edited it on iMovie.Copy !req
1194. Chapter one.Copy !req
1195. Royce Stigman stands alone
in a glowing white room.Copy !req
1196. He takes a moment to
breathe in the quietness.Copy !req
1197. A man as hot, sexy, devout,
nice, and handsome as himCopy !req
1198. never has a moment to just thinkCopy !req
1199. about mathematics or literature.Copy !req
1200. Suddenly, he hears, "Royce."Copy !req
1201. Emma.Copy !req
1202. He sounds like he smokes, but he doesn't.Copy !req
1203. Royce would never smoke.Copy !req
1204. - Who's the other voice?
- Me.Copy !req
1205. - Emma, where are you?Copy !req
1206. Suddenly, in the distance-
- It's your voice tweaked?Copy !req
1207. A figure begins
to walk towards Royce.Copy !req
1208. As it comes closer, we see
it is a beautiful woman.Copy !req
1209. She's wearing nothing but very long hairCopy !req
1210. covering her good bits like in a paintingCopy !req
1211. in a fancy home or restaurant.Copy !req
1212. He reaches for her with
his tree trunk armsCopy !req
1213. busting out of a tank top.Copy !req
1214. Royce. The voice becomes more powerful.Copy !req
1215. Royce!Copy !req
1216. Jolting awake, Royce
shoots up alone in bed.Copy !req
1217. It was all just a dream.Copy !req
1218. Royce pushes the fantasyCopy !req
1219. from his giant, powerful, hot brain.Copy !req
1220. - Wow, Vic, I mean, you painted a picture.Copy !req
1221. There's character development.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1222. - Setting.
- Southern guitar twang.Copy !req
1223. - I mean, come on!
- Thank you.Copy !req
1224. - How many people followed
you on SoundCloud?Copy !req
1225. - I think if you ask these other two,Copy !req
1226. they wouldn't be able to
name any of their followers,Copy !req
1227. whereas for my, yes, 10 followers,Copy !req
1228. I can give you their home addresses.Copy !req
1229. - Because you know them personally.Copy !req
1230. Hmm?Copy !req
1231. - Jacob.Copy !req
1232. - I thought I'd present this
like those old CD commercials.Copy !req
1233. Do you love music?Copy !req
1234. Do you love music that sounds
like your favorite songs?Copy !req
1235. Well, I've got a surprise for you.Copy !req
1236. Welcome to the 57 CD set
of Wysocki's parody songs.Copy !req
1237. Some of your most favorite tunes,Copy !req
1238. but slightly different, such as...Copy !req
1239. "Cheap", to the tune
of Radiohead's "Creep".Copy !req
1240. We also haves songs like,
to the tune of "Jolene",Copy !req
1241. "Poutine".
- I mean.Copy !req
1242. - I have a real soft spot for Weird Al.Copy !req
1243. - We've got musical theater.Copy !req
1244. - "Johanna".Copy !req
1245. - From "Sweeney Todd"?Copy !req
1246. - We also have tracks like LA's best band,Copy !req
1247. the Red Hot Chili Peppers.Copy !req
1248. - It's like a full four minute track, too.Copy !req
1249. - So for six payments of $420,Copy !req
1250. this CD set can be yours.
- Okay!Copy !req
1251. - Go ahead and enjoy it! Thank you!Copy !req
1252. Wow, Jacob.Copy !req
1253. Jacob, you managed to
rack up 3,985 followers.Copy !req
1254. - I went on a little bit of a
press tour and got to plug it,Copy !req
1255. and it helped with the numbers.Copy !req
1256. - Next up is Lou.Copy !req
1257. - Give me a second to get set,
and then will you read that?Copy !req
1258. So many disappearing acts!Copy !req
1259. This card says, put your
hands together for Paraloubis.Copy !req
1260. Oh shit!Copy !req
1261. - Whoa!Copy !req
1262. They are in the building!Copy !req
1263. - All right, now when I
say Para, y'all say Loubis!Copy !req
1264. Para!
- Loubis!Copy !req
1265. - Para!
- Loubis!Copy !req
1266. - Yo, Gabriel, hit that track!Copy !req
1267. - Yo, Jeremy, stop.
- Why?Copy !req
1268. - We only have two minutes.
- Oh!Copy !req
1269. - Shout out, Paralouzers!
- Paralouzers!Copy !req
1270. - Thank you guys!
- Yes!Copy !req
1271. - Thank you guys!Copy !req
1272. - Wow, gentlemen.
- Hey, bless up, kids.Copy !req
1273. - Follow us, only on SoundCloud, still.Copy !req
1274. - That was so good!
- That was good, dude.Copy !req
1275. - Lou.
- So yeah, a year ago,Copy !req
1276. you gave me this mission.Copy !req
1277. And I said, what if I started a bandCopy !req
1278. with my three best
friends from high school?Copy !req
1279. So to anyone who supported
us on this journey,Copy !req
1280. I want you to know, all
the Paralouzers out there,Copy !req
1281. this grew beyond a mission.Copy !req
1282. - Into a whole new world.
- Into a whole new world.Copy !req
1283. - I think that people
will be shocked to learnCopy !req
1284. that this is as a result
of a "Game Changer" prompt.Copy !req
1285. - We became a real band.Copy !req
1286. - Lou, you have 3,242 followers.Copy !req
1287. - Mm-hm.Copy !req
1288. - Somehow, Jacob's parody songs have more.Copy !req
1289. Jacob.
- Sup?Copy !req
1290. - We looked into some of these followers.Copy !req
1291. Some of them have no avatars.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1292. - Have strange names, and only follow you.Copy !req
1293. - Are you getting at something, Sam?Copy !req
1294. - Did you buy any of these followers?Copy !req
1295. - At the beginning of this,
I felt very intimidatedCopy !req
1296. going into a popularity contestCopy !req
1297. against one of the most
lovable people in the world,Copy !req
1298. Lou fucking Wilson.Copy !req
1299. So did I buy 680,Copy !req
1300. 690 followers,Copy !req
1301. at the very beginning of this?Copy !req
1302. Yeah.Copy !req
1303. - I did not specify that
you couldn't buy followers.Copy !req
1304. - Not at all, and that's why I did.Copy !req
1305. - Yo, you feel like
you flipped real quick.Copy !req
1306. - Yeah, that was a zig and a zag.Copy !req
1307. - I feel like you went
from an impassioned speech,Copy !req
1308. kind of complimenting me, to be like,Copy !req
1309. motherfucker, you didn't say
shit about how I couldn't.Copy !req
1310. I refuse to lose, and so
I created a second accountCopy !req
1311. called Also Paraloubis that
currently has 5,000 followers,Copy !req
1312. all purchased, if that
puts me in first place.Copy !req
1313. Wow!Copy !req
1314. That is going to be three
points for Paraloubis.Copy !req
1315. Fuck yes!Copy !req
1316. Two points for
parody master Jacob Wysocki.Copy !req
1317. And one point for erotic
novelist Vic Michaelis.Copy !req
1318. - We're in the positive, and
that's all I can ask for.Copy !req
1319. - Next up, who can have the
most exotic animal encounter?Copy !req
1320. Jake, we'll start with you.Copy !req
1321. - Should we just roll the
beautiful bean footage?Copy !req
1322. - Welcome.Copy !req
1323. - Hi.
- Hey.Copy !req
1324. - This is task 13.Copy !req
1325. - Who can have the encounter
with the most exotic animal?Copy !req
1326. - We were told at the beginning of thisCopy !req
1327. that some of the tasks,Copy !req
1328. we were going to be able
to get the credit cardCopy !req
1329. from the company to help make it happen,Copy !req
1330. so we're at a really fancy restaurant,Copy !req
1331. gonna have a very fancy meal.Copy !req
1332. - When Daddy's away, you can cum now.Copy !req
1333. - This is awesome. Thanks for inviting us.Copy !req
1334. And again, and just wanted to say,Copy !req
1335. thank you guys for paying us to come.Copy !req
1336. - I'd like to say thanks for the suit.Copy !req
1337. - Of course.
- And the cowboy hat.Copy !req
1338. Do I get to keep it?Copy !req
1339. - Oh yeah.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
1340. - Oh, do you guys need
some walking around money?Copy !req
1341. - Oh shit.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1342. - Thank you.
- Thanks for being here.Copy !req
1343. - Wow.
- We've spared no expense.Copy !req
1344. - Garçon!
- Mister!Copy !req
1345. If I can get a closeup on
me ordering for a second.Copy !req
1346. There you go.Copy !req
1347. You're paying
the camera person for-Copy !req
1348. - Make sure it's a nice
closeup. There we go.Copy !req
1349. - While Vic's ordering,Copy !req
1350. I'll give you 300 if you
could just get their feet.Copy !req
1351. Smells really good.Copy !req
1352. Everybody's food looks really good.Copy !req
1353. - You guys want to see something cool?Copy !req
1354. - Let's hear it for Zuri.
- Oh, my-Copy !req
1355. - Oh my god.Copy !req
1356. - Oh, Zuri!
- Zuri's here!Copy !req
1357. - How are you?
- Hi, baby.Copy !req
1358. - That absolutely rules.Copy !req
1359. - I believe Zuri's a ring-tailed lemur.Copy !req
1360. - The tail's pretty tired, too.Copy !req
1361. - Do you want my yam?Copy !req
1362. - Oh, that's right. We
ordered some food for Zuri.Copy !req
1363. - Yeah, we knew Zuri was coming.Copy !req
1364. - Oh, thank you.
- Oh, good.Copy !req
1365. - That's good.
- Yeah?Copy !req
1366. Did Zuri just take a shit? I
think Zuri just took a shit.Copy !req
1367. That's okay.Copy !req
1368. - I'm just going to cover it with a hundo.Copy !req
1369. That'd be great. Thanks, man.Copy !req
1370. - You haven't touched your-
- Oh, you know what?Copy !req
1371. I was going to touch it,Copy !req
1372. but then she started shitting everywhere.Copy !req
1373. - Everybody say bye!
- Bye, Zuri!Copy !req
1374. - Thank you so much for being here.Copy !req
1375. - We love you!
- Wow.Copy !req
1376. Well, I hope you enjoyed your dinner.Copy !req
1377. One point for each of you.Copy !req
1378. - Hey!
- Oh hey, huge. Come on.Copy !req
1379. - Cool. Really nice.
- Team effort.Copy !req
1380. - Next up, and I'm
regretting this challengeCopy !req
1381. at this particular moment,Copy !req
1382. who can take the funniest candid of me?Copy !req
1383. - Go ahead and roll the clip.Copy !req
1384. - Oh my god.Copy !req
1385. - Does that look familiar, Sam?Copy !req
1386. - I think it's Vic's house.
- It's my house.Copy !req
1387. - Wait a minute!Copy !req
1388. This is my home!Copy !req
1389. - We just realized we can
do a lot more togetherCopy !req
1390. than we could apart.Copy !req
1391. - This is a camera you put in my home!Copy !req
1392. - Inside your home.Copy !req
1393. - For a length of time!
- Did you not noticeCopy !req
1394. any new electronics in the house recently?Copy !req
1395. This is so many different days!Copy !req
1396. We thought, let's
just really shotgun it,Copy !req
1397. make sure we get something.Copy !req
1398. I spend so much time on my phone!Copy !req
1399. - We're learning that, yeah.
- Down you go!Copy !req
1400. - I must be the most inobservant
person on the planet.Copy !req
1401. - You got a really weak brain, man.Copy !req
1402. - To think what that
camera must have capturedCopy !req
1403. that you didn't show.Copy !req
1404. - Oh, and look, all three of us,Copy !req
1405. we all scrubbed the whole thing, dude.Copy !req
1406. - Everything.
- Tip to tail!Copy !req
1407. - I gotta say, I'm both
horrified and impressed.Copy !req
1408. That's three points for each of you.Copy !req
1409. United front.Copy !req
1410. - United front.
- United front.Copy !req
1411. - Next up, players.Copy !req
1412. Oh.Copy !req
1413. Oh!Copy !req
1414. A final transformation.Copy !req
1415. - I have finally Animorphed.Copy !req
1416. Free.
- Wow, Vic.Copy !req
1417. - My final transformation.
- Wow! Wow.Copy !req
1418. - Thank you.
- Wow.Copy !req
1419. - I am person.Copy !req
1420. - You know what?
- No, stop.Copy !req
1421. - For all of those
stages, I am going to say,Copy !req
1422. an additional point for you.
- Wow.Copy !req
1423. - One whole point?
- Yes.Copy !req
1424. - Thank you, Sam!Copy !req
1425. - Next up, players, the
last challenge of our game.Copy !req
1426. Who can collect the most locks
of hair of people they know?Copy !req
1427. Lou, we'll start with you.Copy !req
1428. - What was your ideal
version of this task?Copy !req
1429. - Well, I-
- Was it thatCopy !req
1430. I would walk in hereCopy !req
1431. with a giant bag of my
friend and loved ones' hair?Copy !req
1432. - Yeah, that about sums it up.Copy !req
1433. - My brother's in the audience.Copy !req
1434. You wanted him to watch me
hand you a Ziploc bag of hairCopy !req
1435. that I scrounged barber shops for?Copy !req
1436. - Just having hair in our
home for an entire year?Copy !req
1437. - Yeah, like, you know, like a...Copy !req
1438. Kind of like a serial killer.Copy !req
1439. Why are you all looking at me like this?Copy !req
1440. - Let's go ahead and
change the next slide.Copy !req
1441. This was us precisely one year ago.Copy !req
1442. An iconic image that is now
memed across the internetCopy !req
1443. as a accidental renaissance painting.Copy !req
1444. Do you have any inkling
of what we went throughCopy !req
1445. after we went through that?Copy !req
1446. - We have decided that this is
actually no longer about you.Copy !req
1447. - We are not interested in these points,Copy !req
1448. because that would suggest
that all that I have doneCopy !req
1449. here today was for you, and
that is simply not true.Copy !req
1450. Everything I did for this episodeCopy !req
1451. was inspired by and
dedicated to these two peopleCopy !req
1452. standing on this stage beside me.Copy !req
1453. A year ago, we were broken,
drunk, and defeated!Copy !req
1454. Today, we stand triumphant, glorious!Copy !req
1455. A year ago, we said you can cum now!Copy !req
1456. We are the ones who will be cumming!Copy !req
1457. I am cumming!Copy !req
1458. Everybody!Copy !req
1459. I am cumming!Copy !req
1460. I am cumming!Copy !req
1461. - I mean it, stay back!
- I am cumming!Copy !req
1462. - Don't worry, Sam.Copy !req
1463. It's still "Game Changer",
and there's a prize.Copy !req
1464. - You won, Sam!
- You won.Copy !req
1465. - Your prize today is a one hour sessionCopy !req
1466. with Maria Two-Straps, a kink therapist.Copy !req
1467. - Sam, during our time at Dropout,Copy !req
1468. we've observed reoccurring
patterns of controlCopy !req
1469. in your interactions with others,Copy !req
1470. accompanied by notable
emphasis on fetish and kink.Copy !req
1471. We believe that it's crucial for youCopy !req
1472. to introspect and delve
deeper into these tendencies.Copy !req
1473. - Wow.Copy !req
1474. - So we, all of our friends who helped usCopy !req
1475. make this amazing
episode, all of the crew,Copy !req
1476. we're going to exit out
this door right here.Copy !req
1477. We're going to go outsideCopy !req
1478. and we're going to have a nice party.Copy !req
1479. I think there's a little fondue fountain.Copy !req
1480. You are more than welcome to join usCopy !req
1481. after you have spent one calendar hourCopy !req
1482. hanging out with Two-Straps here.Copy !req
1483. Take your seat.
- Yeah, now.Copy !req
1484. - Yeah, it's time.
- Right now.Copy !req
1485. - Like, all bits aside,Copy !req
1486. I'm really interested to
see what happens here.Copy !req
1487. - Sam, just in case this
wasn't a big enough prize,Copy !req
1488. we got you one last thing.Copy !req
1489. Oh my god!Copy !req
1490. - Nothing accidental about that.Copy !req
1491. This is gorgeous!Copy !req
1492. - Sam, you can cum now.Copy !req
1493. - Ooh!
- Come on, everybody.Copy !req
1494. - Let's go! Come on, we gotta party!Copy !req
1495. - Party, party, party,
party, party, party!Copy !req
1496. - Hey, have fun. Have fun, everybody.Copy !req
1497. - Bye.
- I'll be out there.Copy !req
1498. Sooner or later. Henry's here!Copy !req
1499. Oh! I want to hang out with Henry!Copy !req
1500. - Hello, Sam.Copy !req
1501. - So nice to meet you.Copy !req
1502. Where should I begin?Copy !req
1503. - It's a bounce house!
- Great job.Copy !req
1504. I'm so proud of you.
- We did it!Copy !req
1505. - So, let's dive deep,Copy !req
1506. 'cause I've heard some things.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1507. - But I want to hear
it from your own words.Copy !req
1508. - Izzy Roland once asked
me, "Is this a kink?"Copy !req
1509. And my response to her
was, "I don't know."Copy !req
1510. - The molly's hitting.Copy !req
1511. - It's this interesting paradox, right?Copy !req
1512. The desire, the need for control,Copy !req
1513. usually comes from deep feelings
of not feeling in control.Copy !req
1514. - Yes, for sure.
- I'm afraid of vulnerability.Copy !req
1515. Sometimes you push people away, and-Copy !req
1516. - Push them away with rigorously difficultCopy !req
1517. - game shows, for instance.
- Exactly.Copy !req
1518. - The reality is that
I'm more of a gentle dom,Copy !req
1519. and I play more of an un-gentle dom.Copy !req
1520. - Gotcha.Copy !req
1521. It's over!Copy !req
1522. - Guess I'll leave you
with a final question.Copy !req
1523. - Sure.
- An introspective question.Copy !req
1524. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
1525. - You can answer it, if you want.Copy !req
1526. Putting on this facade.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1527. - I'm Sam, check out my cool game showCopy !req
1528. where I humiliate people.
- Sure.Copy !req
1529. That's what
you're coming forth with.Copy !req
1530. - Yeah.Copy !req
1531. - What does it look like to
just walk out there and say,Copy !req
1532. hey, I'm Sam.Copy !req
1533. - I'm totally cured!
- Yeah, right!Copy !req
1534. - That brings us to the end of our show!Copy !req
1535. Our scores at the end, Jacob with 27,Copy !req
1536. Vic with 12, Lou with 28!Copy !req
1537. The winner of our episode, Lou Wilson!Copy !req
1538. Lou, you win the swear jar.Copy !req
1539. And inside this swear jar is
a government bond for $1,000Copy !req
1540. which you can redeem in 2035.Copy !req
1541. That does it for us
here at "Game Changer".Copy !req
1542. I am your host, Sam Reich,Copy !req
1543. reminding you that if the
best time to do a game showCopy !req
1544. was a year ago, the
second best time is now.Copy !req
1545. Goodnight.Copy !req